Reddit 50/50 CHALLENGE #3

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[@my_m4n]

Stages of safe for: Sfw: safe for work Nsfw: not safe for work Nsfl: not safe for life

[@emeraldnickel]

Vinny Sanford you forgot the last one! Ngtb: NOAH GET THE BOAT

[@sugadee]

Incorrect. NSFW means : Not Safe from Waluigi

[@saenu4466]

Do i need to ask about ur profile pic?

[@cobbfunnybrain6632]

Vinny Sanford NSFD: not safe for death

[@aa-th6sq]

@Jonathon Campbell nsfl - not straight fucking lava

[@1305maggie]

"Why would someone draw that?!" Rule 34: if it exists there is porn of it Rule 35: if there is no porn of it, porn will be made That's why mark, we don't make the rules

[@bimm_ble]

ultra_kitty_tuber_ 101 69 likes

[@essygallavich3736]

rule 34 is just the whole thing. "If it exists, there is porn of it. If there isn't any, there will be"

[@Gregory_Swan]

@@essygallavich3736 That is a controversial topic. Some say there is Rule 35, some say there is Rule 34.1. There isn't really any "true" variation.

[@DarkGamer-qh7ql]

Ok But I didn't saw a Stanley Parable Rule34 yet

[@1305maggie]

@@DarkGamer-qh7ql then you know what you have to do

[@trisquele4943]

“Grandma is set on fire for her birthday” So early cremation then

[@tomamotsurkanov6317]

You have to go to hell

[@snatcherevil9879]

r/cursedcomments

[@scytheclipz7116]

someones not having a happy afterlife

[@Cinnigen]

r/cursedcomments

[@nyanbonecrush]

HA. HA! Liked.

[@skyejellybean3766]

"rule 34 states that if something exists, there's porn of it" Markiplier did not take this into consideration with Doctor Robotnic

[@scottysatpanalysis]

Lmao

[@danifoxx7469]

No porn of me…. yet

[@Jaydesque]

@@danifoxx7469be careful what you wish for

[@moon908]

lol

[@Cains_stuff]

NO ONE DOES BECAUSE ITS NOT NECESSARY

[@BlazingRoman]

"Dude puking blood into an empty skull, and drinking it again, all while wearing an octopus on his head" *Sounds like Cthulhu worship*

[@gumtm]

Cthulhu worship is so 2004

[@goghballs8938]

MT Sansy yeah, Nyarlathotep is so in right now

[@shryoder]

@@goghballs8938 Tf man, Amon Gorloth is the real deal now

[@0Sirenn]

No I feel like The One True and All-Powerful Gray Man is really the one right now.

[@vein.fm_hxcfemboy]

Inferno FireFox damn, yall forgetting Azathoth

[@inkysplats1408]

"You need a wee woo" -Markiplier

[@StarSailor1343]

Inky Splats Don’t we all

[@grandmabertha1250]

Wee woo Weewoo Weawoo Weaboo Oeuf.

[@thomasburkhart3275]

M3M3S 4 L1F3 weaboo?? RLLY????!! why

[@nodeloliver6201]

Call the ambalamba.

[@kalmaranimations6274]

@@grandmabertha1250 THAT MEANS EGG IN FRENCH *I AM INNNNNNNTTTTTEEEEEELLLLLIIIIIGGGGGGEEEEEENNNNNTTTTT*

[@StickySauce101]

10:10 - it is as if Mark glimpsed into Hell itself based on his reaction

[@ryan10united94]

I am late but that is smart my dude

[@ooi6557]

@@ryan10united94 im 5 hours later, but his comment is still smart my dude

[@StickySauce101]

@Zelia Eastman scat fetish - basically as poor Mark said himself "he was collecting poop"

[@anniepohlman]

I totally agree

[@milanek1527]

Ill give you 10 comments so you get more recommended

[@redraydem6867]

When Mark is an 80 year old man. I'm going to be so happily sad seeing me older and him elderly, and getting to think about how much self-character building came from this man. Markiplier you wont see this but so many people like myself appreciate you.

[@tableentertainment7644]

Your part of the gang

[@goldentear663]

He'll be 80 and you will finally be 12! Horray!

[@HarperIsHere]

aw that's really nice 😭

[@taviantackett33]

You're goddamn right

[@fritzyfritzyfritzyfritzy]

I can imagine the torture the editor had to go through

[@avalifeinbytes4529]

This one wasn't edited by lixian actually, so it's presumably Mark or one of his friends who had to go through the horrors all over again.

[@Agent_Gallo1233PDG]

-~-

[@zcom4180]

I saw the one at 10:10 on my own time. Horrible stuff.

[@unopotato6515]

Yeah what would you do if you had to look at people fucking dying for HOURS

[@absolutelyshmooie7086]

CottonEye describe what it was

[@mhmyeahimtotallylistening5876]

That Africa remix sounds like my choir the first time we try to sing a song

[@potato._.1]

or me whenever I try to sing

[@alxxsv]

Wanna bet that we’re gonna see OMG THANKS FOR ALL THE LIKES

[@freddieduncan7768]

Amen

[@mhmyeahimtotallylistening5876]

@@alxxsv hAh- you thought-

[@nickf.747]

as a former choir kid, this hit home lmfao

[@Anthintendo]

10:10 - Mark’s face resculpts itself into a visage of instant regret and unfathomable horror. And I laughed my ass off.

[@no0b420]

I’ve never seen the word “repulsive” reflect so well on a man’s face

[@M.Hellebore]

The music is just the cherry on top

[@juanrivera2727]

​@@M.Hellebore Classic SML Music

[@M.Hellebore]

@@juanrivera2727Indeed 😂

[@NYCLAURZA]

10:25 Any child when they see back to school commercials

[@torinorri8049]

Lmao

[@LilRio776]

I hate those commercials

[@dr.robotnick1888]

Why isn't this a meme

[@Brick_Mark]

When that same kid sees a different kid get school stuff in that commercial 10:37

[@galaxyjw9962]

Random guy: *pukes blood into a skull while wearing an octopus on his head* Mark: where did you get that octopus?

[@svetlanarebane]

These are the questions that matter

[@carolineyuen3247]

“That looks professionally shot”

[@takishajack9224]

I liked this part too, especially when he says This looks professionally shot!😄

[@oliviakline5795]

Yeah. * that's * the question that needed to be asked. Lmao

[@sushiibird7799]

The greatest question still unanswered....

[@CosmosCat]

My heart melted when that dog put his ear up to the guy’s neck to check his pulse and started wagging his tail.

[@Sasha6w33]

And my eyes and my brain were melted at this moment 10:08

[@gingainfinity1034]

I congratulate you on watch anohana (i hope you didnt cry to much)

[@stare4539]

Broo

[@adrienneislost1320]

7:22 That's the yell that almost every science teacher lives for lmao

[@FantasticRiver1]

Science is cool, science class is not 😔

[@adrienneislost1320]

@@FantasticRiver1 I would have to agree with you on most levels, every single science teacher I've had is annoying as fuck except for my current one, she's not too bad

[@FantasticRiver1]

@@adrienneislost1320 same for me. Last year I had the worst science teacher I could’ve asked for. Throwing peoples assignments in the trash and giving them a bad grade, being sexist, and literally teaches us nothing.

[@adrienneislost1320]

@@FantasticRiver1 Yikes, that sounds awful. None of my teachers were ever downright bad, they were just boring as fuck or incompetent

[@anthonyfranco5335]

3:15 : Everyone liked that.

[@totally_straight3852]

Play it at 0.25 and it sounds like someone is sommoning Satan

[@Goobalicious]

@@totally_straight3852 shit your right

[@takeawaypie8596]

Who else realises that mark has to go over the whole video over and over so he can blur things out

[@WraythSkitzofrenik]

Oof...

[@bloodxdemon666]

I was just thinking that.

[@chippy3901]

You mean his editors?

[@thegamingpanda6407]

F

[@SS00UUPP]

:_:

[@jamillahprieto9009]

He'll be fine, platypi only extend their poisonous spines when they feel threatened and only the male ones actually have the spines and that platypus would have to be severely insane to feel threatened by belly rubs.

[@GreenWingSpino]

Besides even the platypus in the video is stated to be a female from the original videos description and females don't have that spine.

[@somethingnotofthisworld2749]

Venomous

[@erikasakura7721]

And their stings aren't really bad for humans, it just hurts a bit.

[@apexprofessionalhoning716]

Jamillah Prieto yeh thanks I was gonna write this 🙂

[@masterofadapting]

So if platypi ever were allowed to be a pet, only females would be truly 100% safe?

[@bluedemon2783]

Mark: Why would someone draw that?! Me: Ya know I ask myself that question every time I see perverted Pokemon fanart.

[@beeftastesliketoenails94]

Let me guess, it's usually gardevoir or lucario?

[@UberLukario]

More rather Braixen, Blaziken, Gardevoir, and Salazzle, with Lucario and Lopunny mixed in.

[@bluedemon2783]

@@UberLukario oh don't forget Hatterne

[@bluedemon2783]

@@beeftastesliketoenails94 ugh yes I get so pissed whenever THAT shows up

[@beeftastesliketoenails94]

@@bluedemon2783 there is very rarely any of decent quality.

[@Classy-Artist]

Half of the time: Aww The other half: *WTF EWWW NOOOO*

[@sithrose04]

During the Africa one, my only reaction was: “this is what my panic attacks sound like”

[@planetz8559]

the mii song one was how my stomach feels when im panicking

[@rivviegobrr714]

Yep

[@stupidkilljoy3516]

hmmmm

[@pein4332]

Before I watch original Africa: normal After I watch normal Africa: Mark

[@thibautisserant]

I'm just glad I found the title of the song, I was looking for it for ages !

[@dreamylightz]

"WHY WOULD SOMEONE DRAW THAT?!" It's the internet, that's why.

[@uhidsuhchgigysgdyhdudhdhxh9753]

It’s not the internet it’s rule 34.

[@darkhoodchief]

@@uhidsuhchgigysgdyhdudhdhxh9753 rule 34 OF the internet.

[@fleety9464]

“IT’S NO USE, GIVE UP!”

[@lucimitchell7273]

Ah... Internet rule 34.

[@something_strange3086]

I mean id draw it.. The answer is shock factor. Or they just really like doctor robotnick

[@s0ap_zz]

7:38 *Me Trying To Avoid Saying A Bad Word In Front Of My Parents*

[@NahnNishiki]

HUMONGOUS HONGOLONOGONGUS

[@s0ap_zz]

@@NahnNishiki 👌✨ YES MY GUY.

[@BCBrewer]

Markiplier: Gonna have to blur all this stuff Me: “goes on Reddit myself” Me: MY EYES

[@Zeennuh]

I feel like that old man playing Over the Rainbow is going to be mark when he’s like 80

[@angeL_ocracy]

So true

[@bowenzhu9720]

Hahaha

[@dodutchernaut]

Hell yeah

[@bgSquid]

Thought that was a girl I probably wasn’t paying attention

[@JekyViews]

His hair was EPIC. Like, GNOME EPIC.

[@Doomer1121]

That old man playing over the rainbow on a saw was so wholesome, i cried.

[@syunfcy4202]

Me to!

[@jackielovett5756]

:3

[@bellaknightR597]

How is it possible to play music with a saw?

[@oyaoya6986]

@@bellaknightR597 it's possible but just be careful with saws

[@mihanni2214]

I feel like I'm the only one who felt like it sounded so creepy

[@TheDarksaphira]

The tension before whatever he clicked on loads. The relief when he gets the good possibility. Yeessss. And, these musical ones both were super fun somehow. Finally something bad we could witness ourselves without being actually mentally scarred too bad. Aaaaand the horror at the one at 10:08. The pure, pure horror.

[@chiliboy06]

Hot take: Wii theme has become as much a music genre as Megalovania has

[@salemwalem_]

The Africa by Toto one is like going to a karaoke bar and hearing some drunk tone deaf people try to sing

[@saintpoli6800]

Nyansugarcube Why are you talking about me?

[@yimyum337]

Polarity lmao 😂

[@thelongdrivehome3003]

Nyansugarcube so swagger souls?

[@EvacTouch]

Mind you: He HAD to look at those un-censored

[@syunfcy4202]

Oh shit I feel bad for shitty little him

[@Hewix]

So did the editor

[@thischanneldiedlol2234]

I love ur pfp

[@EvacTouch]

@@thischanneldiedlol2234 Im guessing you play terraria?

[@Kai-iy3kk]

I feel so bad for Lixian . . .

[@RiskRule]

10:13 one can only imagine what was going on behind that cursed blure

[@johnnystankiewicz295]

One shutters to imagine what lies behind that blured picture

[@horizeonguy]

@@johnnystankiewicz295 Dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...

[@bigbaby1345]

that man playing somewhere over the rainbow looks like the oldest party entertainer out there. i mean that as a compliment.

[@captaincrazy7936]

When he said, “NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO” *I felt that*

[@maverickoliver3192]

He said 5 times

[@tsuun-5961]

@@maverickoliver3192 ok mr perfect

[@stormfire5098]

*When you remember mark editor has to play 50/50 as well*

[@fyrefrost1898]

I feel bad for either Ethan or Catherine (I think they're the editors)

[@PHURHXD]

Storm Fire poor editor

[@lucyhwucy3724]

Storm Fire OOOF

[@Randoperson63]

We salute you.

[@Nube-Gamer]

ReiterSplash Or it could be both...

[@nataliecook7045]

9:07 ngl, was kinda mad when Mark didn't finish the video, and then I remembered that not everyone listens to chaotic music as a cope like i do. Like the awful recorder Mii song is just one of the many chaotic music genres i listen to

[@habibi1477]

Mark: a am a normal man that pays his editor normal. Mark's editor: has to blur out every nsfw and gets to see it all uncensored.

[@fireelighting8610]

Well actually even mark has to look at the uncensored version since he is recording the vid, but nice comment btw 😀👍

[@xbuzzyboiblakey632]

Actually, Mark edited this video.

[@JustinY.]

This is the face of a man who regrets everything

[@christianyoutubeian1323]

Justin Y. First

[@SofaKing2001]

Justin Y. You can't trust an edited comment

[@KingWoofie1021]

No

[@ryanreynoldsstraightclone5538]

Justin Y. Heeeeeeey

[@KaRaTeLoRd11PS3]

Do you have notifications on for literally every goddamn KZbinr??

[@kostabrennan6787]

I’m surprised mark didn’t censor the Toto Africa one. That has horrific.

[@augustesagatyte6108]

I didnt even understand that

[@MediocreGames13]

weebster UwU 5:30

[@SevenIsScared]

Angel Chuu the vocals are off beat

[@riverpaw3234]

Yeah

[@eggeggington606]

Brenen Pantoja sounds like one of those chicken toys choking on a smol dogy

[@SodLikeCod]

"When mark sees something gross" Disgusted Mark:"IS Screaming is horriefied Happy Mark:"Screams of happy Neece"

[@ymm4286]

6:57 Mark's main concern is the octopus not the guy puking blood

[@vmxkarelyn_0842]

Okay I'm 4 months late, but let me explain what exactly happened. In the video, the man puts on the octopus on his head for the first few seconds of the video, which then cuts to him puking blood into a skull. This is why mark had a change of tone after commenting about the octopus. Naturally you'd judge the first thing you see, and I can assure you that I had the same reaction the first time I see it too.

[@skeletoncouncil2525]

Excuse me wtf 🤢

[@ChillDragon]

9:33 w/subtitles on: "I feel like I'm subtitling porn." Best laugh I've had in my life.

[@ljsrailwayvideos2370]

Blue Dragon holy shit WHHHHYYYYYY

[@envyu320]

Lmao

[@minimalgrammar1276]

@@ljsrailwayvideos2370 ???

[@ljsrailwayvideos2370]

@@minimalgrammar1276 I dont even know myself, I dont remember commenting that

[@ClovesnSpice]

Oh man that's great

[@beebupp]

That mii song cover is basically actual footage of my school's mandatory recorder recitals

[@glitchedmanatee419]

I kid you not that's the most accurate comment of my childhood I've never heard

[@beebupp]

@@glitchedmanatee419 you too?

[@fishy2374]

I love this comment! But at some points the cover sounded better

[@calebbekker4127]

It was beautiful

[@BloodyBubble]

im wearing headphones so that made my ears itch .

[@HettycTracyn]

The dog giving CPR was so cute. I was smiling so hard. So wholesome.

[@Jakeroo767]

For real thooo he deserves that weewoo

[@joesssaucey]

if you think about, tiktok is the modern day 50/50 challenge

[@cakeman7364]

Agreed

[@PointFear]

Yup

[@firockfinion3326]

In this video: Mark tests the limits of his sanity.

[@jakedrake3660]

.......again

[@oddacity5883]

Some why...

[@CanWeGetSubsWithNoVideo-yy4ky]

Hey guys how is everyone doing?

[@fartmonarch84]

Lmao more than Yandere Simulator?

[@charlottem42]

That’s like every video of his

[@jimmybob7113]

8:09 Mark: that’s such a good dog! Chica: sadness noises

[@lnternetexplorer990]

Jimmy Bob but she's a good girl

[@Sir_Ravenstein]

@@lnternetexplorer990 Goggle?

[@TangoRango19]

Not all dogs are good boys Some are good girls

[@ottovonbismarckboi9112]

It have wee woo

[@valenovin]

Correction is Chica: sad chica noises

[@RedAngelXV]

“How does one become ‘one with public property’...?” Me: 🤔........😱NO WAIT MARK DON-!

[@slaqualquercoisamemo5117]

I dont get it

[@RedAngelXV]

@@slaqualquercoisamemo5117 The “horizontal mombo.”

[@slaqualquercoisamemo5117]

@@RedAngelXV What is a mombo

[@RedAngelXV]

@@slaqualquercoisamemo5117 “Sliding the hotdog in the bun.”

[@slaqualquercoisamemo5117]

@@RedAngelXV AHSHAHAJJAHAHAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJNAJAJAJA

[@samsonrules855]

2:13 I was taking a drink and I laughed so abruptly at mark's reaction to the title the drink went up my nose.

[@andysquarantine]

"Women angry over lack of cheese" Kinky

[@smiley8258]

XD

[@Super-wx6br]

Broken Unicorn they also lack toes

[@Lynner2010]

I really wanted to see that one. Lol.

[@blehbloop6584]

It's probably that vid where a lady is at Taco Bell or some TexMex place and she goes to the counter, complaining that there is no cheese on her Nachos

[@yvngkingyt237]

Broken Unicorn ii

[@bleunight9199]

I'm crying over the dog giving cpr. This is great.

[@saltynoodle4885]

When

[@taciaronning]

That dog was truly the goodest boi there ever was. I loved it

[@edenbru11]

IKR that was so damn adorable and wholesome

[@babysnowfoxx]

5:16 "I LikE thAt." "THats gOod" XD

[@user-dv1ex6ww3f]

10:10 i've never seen such instant regret in a single face in face my entire life

[@milka2262]

*"Toto by Africa"* Mark 2018.

[@sayedcell5961]

okay plz tell me i dont understand plz reply about the muaic

[@vo1t_147]

it’s actually africa by toto

[@milka2262]

@@sayedcell5961 5:24 ♡

[@milka2262]

@@vo1t_147 r/woooooosh

[@vo1t_147]

Yandere Chan stfu thats not even funny, and why am i being whooshed? i just answered a simple question

[@fenekku.kitsune]

only male platypus have the venom spur and it only releases venom during mating season.

[@SleepyOcto]

Males can actually release venom during the entire year but production in the body increases significantly during mating season, also they can cause pain lasting for months.

[@exonm1780]

And there not extremely poisonous to people only minor swelling

[@crimsonblue8433]

Females have spurs but they fall off before adult hood

[@thataltaccount8188]

Why everybody have big brain

[@fioe911]

i’ve been rewatching marks old videos lately anywhere from 5-6 years ago to 1-2 years ago and to see how he’s changed so much to be who the man he is today is so wonderful, i feel like i’ve grown up with him because i loved him the way he was back then and but i think he’s much funnier now

[@micahrogers6965]

Mii Theme: Plays Mark:Cringed Me:Vibing

[@veridian4433]

Mark's soul is gonna need some cleansing after this

[@yaoiprotag4029]

Veridian all of our souls are gonna need cleansing after this

[@davidbloom9242]

make that every 50/50 challenge

[@Bruvno231]

*Grabs Bleach And Bible*

[@not_funni353]

Veridian what's a soul?

[@Jex1tt]

Clorox

[@DanielSambar]

Do you know how long I’ve waited for this? *A very... very long time.* *That’s how long.*

[@michaelallen4331]

Daniel Sambar hello AGAIN

[@skrill_3227]

Daniel Sambar We all have XD

[@fnafbonnie2107]

Daniel Sambar same XD

[@JawJelly]

That's a long time

[@brynnhumphries6070]

TWELVE YEARS OF IT. IN AZKABAN,

[@mentlegenpooty9711]

0:34 Snoo"PING AS" usual, I see?!

[@AguynamedCj]

If you feel like you made bad decisions remember mark put himself through this for our entertainment

[@haileydods8535]

“YOU NEED A WEE WOO” -Markiplier 2018

[@Wolfie54545]

I tried to pronounce your name

[@Erin85Marie]

*2k18

[@Randoperson63]

It does though! Too cute.

[@haileydods8535]

Wolfie54545 it’s polish. Olivia (Rudzun) Rodzon

[@CruiserDynasty]

Wow wee

[@papiyeet9008]

Car salesman: *slaps roof of Mark* Car salesman: "This bad boy can fit so much regret in it."

[@JustinYEET-no9wn]

The best comment yet

[@kirakilleroficial]

The over the rainbow part is relaxing lmao

[@gdalkanoid7552]

Mark: He was collecting poop My brain: It was galactic poop

[@afurrysalt1410]

Looking back, The fact that someone even found a image or video of a sliced up peen makes me concerned about their browsing history

[@larsboeter2486]

who says they found it on the internet

[@boyhowdy3240]

*Mmmm* _thanks I hate it_

[@bellaknightR597]

@@larsboeter2486 😯

[@afurrysalt1410]

Lars Boeter I guess the dark web doesn’t count as the internet

[@LeSarthois]

A friend of mine was operated for a penis difformity, a few years back. For some reason he posted picture of the surgery (it was either filmed or pics snapped during the surgery) on reddit (r/TMI TooMuchInformation). So that's a possible source for a sliced penis.

[@crestfallen2908]

There's a huge difference between this Mark and Unus Annus Mark, and it shows

[@elishadanielle9378]

you mean... Mark and Annus

[@jonathandenis36]

Elisha Danielle isn’t he unus?

[@meatloafer2762]

@@jonathandenis36 hmmmmm

[@mildlymarvelous]

I miss this old Mark. He’s lost something since this. Although it sparks up a little when he plays Minecraft :)

[@bellaknightR597]

@@jonathandenis36 no thats Ethan

[@sebasgamboa2769]

I love Mark's reaction on everything

[@theperfectimings1572]

The phrase *"It's no use, give up"* will forever be engraved in my memory...

[@scruffyman]

I’m so glad Markaplier takes the time to blur things out because based on his reaction you do NOT want to see it! Thank you...

[@t2pdaybreak422]

What did you expect? He HAS to blur them out or he would get demonitised

[@shotgungames5738]

I think lixian did that

[@SabsWithR]

@@t2pdaybreak422 demonitised? Mark wud get banned from youtube. Theres murder and shit in reddit

[@thegeneral2374]

Well for me it’s sucks since I was young I wasn’t bothered or disgusted by anything. My fam says I have a “ iron stomach “

[@Snavels]

He would get in a lot of trouble with KZbin if he didn't.

[@whoknows8386]

Mark: I didn’t come here for “A girl with a Huemoungeous ladoungois”

[@nyxto8237]

Humongous hongomongolongongous 🤣

[@sabella7254]

Hahah from that one try not to laugh video 😂

[@DisregardThis]

humongous @#$%#@$#-$###

[@RetroIsaac]

I think that was Gilbert Godfrey

[@potalcium]

Humungoushungolomhnonoloughongous

[@plushiegamer2185]

The face when he finally figured out what fetish with human property was killed me

[@thunderymud2898]

i just love this video and keep coming back to it because mark mostly speaks nonsense in his videos and he’s judging the titles of these even though he speaks like that😂

[@santinomarsiglia6269]

10:10 this video took most of Mark’s sanity

[@codyallen7864]

More like what little was left

[@Jakeroo767]

The look on his face tho. Of disgust

[@navarone9993]

I have a sick curiosity to see it

[@Oogwayne]

@@navarone9993 If you scroll like I did you can figure out what it is but it's gross and I'm not checking it out anytime soon.

[@mojomccall282]

What was the dude doing that it made mark so disturbed. I want to know

[@notasovietspytrustme4392]

Rule: if it’s about OP’s pet, it’s definitely safe Edit: apparently you all don’t understand hyperbole

[@painfullythicc7680]

But then you get the one including OP's pet but you get the bad version

[@themoonlightspartan3206]

Rule: It doesn't matter if it has the person's pet when it says True Because posts marked true are literally a chance of one or the other, not a set choice

[@Jequetepeq]

Thicc squidwars

[@christinafry5167]

But what if it says "my dog getting run over

[@plur5ever]

unless it says “My dog and i get naughty ;)”

[@diegogomez6835]

10:10 When is Christmas Eve and i see the toys under the bed of my parents

[@batedflounder47sox66]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@finnlck]

the fact that lixian also had to edit and watch that is just ... chefs kiss

[@WhiteRaven696]

I'm super sad I can't find the full version of the old man playing music on a saw. He deserves all the hugs!

[@diegoh5574]

WhiteRaven696 // indeed (ღ˘ω˘ღ)

[@sarahm8695]

Mark's relief on seeing the positive results are too pure for this world. _"Ohh...so nice...it's so nice...oh it's so nice...so nice."_ Edit: 10:10 This is why I watch Markiplier. This face. I love it.

[@keongroves3]

no that's called trauma

[@bittgrundy]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@Jun123]

@@keongroves3 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@wallacemunroe6809]

Wtf did that mean

[@ssently7512]

I just watched because I was curious but I regretted it so much...don’t watch it...

[@coolnerd8730]

The best part of this video is mark laughing hysterically at toto.

[@Saturnpsrond]

Whoever made the CCs is amazing, it adds to the video

[@MistressMK]

Markiplier 2018- "You need a wee woo"

[@morgano259]

Mistress M_K love that part😂

[@serenadywilliams5011]

E

[@strangewayfaringstranger]

"WEEWOOO WEEWOO WEEEWOO" Was Mark channeling a siren?

[@mercedesrusso7488]

Mistress M_K when I read your comment in the vid he said exactly what you said

[@AccomplishedBoot86]

Mistress M_K the goodest boy

[@lottie7961]

2:57 the way the music starts and you see Mark's expression go from terror to pure relief is the most wholesome thing I have ever seen

[@YTConceptionX]

10:30 mark:*screaming in pain from seeing the video* Music: Vibes all around :D

[@torakunoichi]

GRANDMA NOH WHERE DID YOU GET THE OCTOPUS?! I love the pure way he reacts to animals not just the relief that he got animals but the pure joy he gets from seeing them

[@niritsa9609]

R.I.P people editing this video.

[@dragonlover3924]

Niritsa Oh god

[@ScientistCat]

At least the editors get to see some... interesting faces on the cam.

[@coolstuffgentry4826]

Lolololololololololololllolololol

[@FreddyFazbear-wo1ft]

Niritsa ikr!! Lol

[@humeraqureshi507]

rip Katherine and Amy

[@lemondrop8203]

There is no getting that out of your head, not even flex tape will help.

[@peoplepeople21]

Lemon Drop but flex tape fixes everything

[@roboturtle214]

People People well, they lied.

[@adriancedar1478]

Lemon Drop THATS ALOTA DAMAGE!!!

[@squirreldude4971]

Cookie Sans147 Goddamn it you beat me to the punch! :(

[@justapeach9792]

Flex tape can fix everything if slap it on

[@marselssarpio1974]

Mark was so scarred after this that he never made 50/50 again

[@stormbringer1204]

he did

[@sardonyxx6354]

Wow, mark didn't look away unless it was extremely disturbing, and even on disturbing ones he sat through it. I give mark props 👏

[@justcater]

"you need the wee woo" is probably my fav quote ever looooool

[@yummysammichez]

"You need a Wee Woo" Best Markiplier quote ever

[@buenvenida]

I'M A CHICKEN NUGGET sub for aub

[@Hedgehogfanatic2006]

4:13 Mark: "Is that an apt description of what's happening in that content?" **c l i c c**

[@chrisbanker1534]

Hejdbfbfhrrbsbsb

[@hatTtop]

I have never laughed harder over a facial reaction.

[@jeannas9218]

When you realise Mark has to see it all again while editing :( Edit: I only now saw that it was already commented... I didn't mean to steal it

[@BlindIRLbtw]

At this point in his career he probably has someone to edit his videos for him

[@asscheese557]

even worse, imagine not being warned about it and coming across that shit guy

[@coler4084]

Salamander yeah lixian

[@themexicanlion5334]

Did you think of this yourself, or did you copy that other guy? Either way, I’m pretty sure you didn’t copy. (This isn’t a hate comment)

[@dylan_Coat]

@@coler4084 Lixian wasn't his editor at the time, and Mark probably did edit this one just to spare Amy or Ethan

[@Kyomapai]

2:00 Only male platypuses are very venomous due to the sharp spurs located on their hind legs. These are used to fight other males over a female or territory. Females aren’t venomous, and males will only attack if provoked. Also, males might have their spurs removed if this is an educational facility, similar to the glands of a skunk.

[@thatguyglenn7558]

Kyomapai lol same just did that comments lol

[@zachgilbert3815]

*Venomous, not poisonous

[@chronicallyvexed5273]

Its venomous not poisonous..... poison is eaten or ingested..... venom is injected. So unless you eat the spurs or the whole platypus it is venomous.

[@clokie6671]

Kyomapai thanks for the explanation.

[@clokie6671]

The Devilish Bean you too

[@Yonisify]

I feel so bad for whoever had to edit the footage and blur it all out. Respect to them.

[@Kaixcs_]

The face mark made at the Africa one was gold-

[@chickensoupfordipshits]

2:03 no they are not poisonous. *person rubbing belly keels over and dies* they are however quite venomous.

[@EvilMC10]

Sam Pineo w

[@charli7956]

Only males are venomous

[@thatoneviewer1553]

Sam Pineo Poisonous is when there’s a toxin at the touch. Like poisonous frogs. Venomous is when toxins are injected by fangs or claws. Platypi are venomous since they inject toxin with their claw on their cute feet

[@HurtSmooch601]

Actually, something being venomous means it has a harmful bite or sting, whereas something poisonous is Harmful to touch or consume. Get your facts straight you uncultured swine.

[@HurtSmooch601]

In other words, dying from touching it is a poison.

[@gamr6354]

“Why would someone draw that??” Literally everyone seeing r34 for the first time: Edit: I was curious about 10:04 so I looked up u/Kuribohgirl and what came up saddened me. Apparently, u/Kuribohgirl was pretty well known and active in the subreddit r/MLPlounge, and a post that show up said that u/Kuribohgirl has ended their own life. I don’t know why, but RIP.

[@nikelinq2899]

Sadly she is dead.

[@AccurateEnd143]

HI, WHAT AND SPACEBAR MMMMMM?

[@maddoxorr261]

@@nikelinq2899 not to be rude or anything but this person who wrote the comment said that they had found out that the redditor had ended their life

[@ARRYN_SYN]

Can i get link to that post

[@getgxcked4770]

What happened

[@gustavoramirez5343]

I feel so bad for laughing at grandma on fire.

[@Bladepool99]

I laughed my ass I love seeing mark cringe on the bad 50 50 ones 🤣🤣

[@SnorlaxWhisperer]

Same bruh

[@rodian_skypyratz6181]

Same here, man.