Reddit confess the darkest things they did in The Sims

[@theGhostWolfe]

I love this genre because at one end of the spectrum is the innocent “I was so distracted I didn’t notice the house was on fire”, then someone busts out “making Sim paint graphic pr0n of their parents”.

[@phoebthepancake]

I know right! Everyone has their own idea of what is messed up and it creates beautiful amalgamations of everything from 'my sim cried all the time' to 'gnome sweatshops'

[@emmamarkel8410]

​@@phoebthepancakeI've done everything from miserable Sims to sweatshops 😂

[@xei2694]

Why are you self-censoring? This is a comment. You don't have to worry about demonetization. Unless KZbin's everchanging rules have changed again, and there's something I'm missing.

[@emmamarkel8410]

@@xei2694 Sometimes KZbin purposefully recommends comments with explicit words less than it does comments without, and also some people just feel the need to censor inappropriate or triggering words anyway. I get porn but I can agree people get carried away with this, and when it comes to triggering yet important topics it can even be harmful. But porn typically isn't that depending on what porn we're talking about. Irl I'm pretty sure there's a messed up word for that situation, but in the Sims it's fine.

[@theGhostWolfe]

@@xei2694 because “pr0n” is funnier to me than just saying porn.

[@onyxstewart9587]

I had an old grandma sim who seemed all sweet and innocent but she would lock random sims into rooms in her house and never let them go. Each room would have everything they needed (fridge, toilet, bed etc.) but they could never leave. She ended up with half the neighbourhood trapped forever in her house

[@Mochi-zt5dh]

Such a sweet granny 😍😍😍🥰

[@RexBlack-fn8dr]

@@Mochi-zt5dh sounds like a callmekevin video..lol

[@CanadianTG]

thats similar to what lets game it out did except everybody knew because they were all trapped

[@AlexDown1]

This reminds me of a horror movie that I can't remember the name of, or maybe I'm thinking of that SpongeBob episode "Gary Come Home"

[@sfisher923]

Totally not getting flashbacks to the Cat Room in Fruits Basket (2019)

[@plasmacotton]

I made the most hideous sim once. I didn't make him a house. I made him naked. He walked on the streets sobbing and starving. Then i made him go to the gym. He was arrested next day.

[@CiromBreeze]

... Sims can get arrested?

[@CaekGuy]

"WHY AM I BEING ARRESTED???" "your too ugly to be on these streets" - the next day i think

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

​@@CiromBreezeassuming the comment is from sims 4 they cant, but mods like extreme violence add a police system

[@GlitchBugger]

Honestly at that point prison seems so much better than how they lived…

[@juliette3218]

666th like, cause this is evil and really funny

[@richardball5843]

I love how one of these stories is just “I made a town filled with lesbians” and the rest are the most reprehensible acts you can commit in a video game.

[@peggedyourdad9560]

Slight correction, made a town full of lesbians with a single man in it. But yeah, I agree with you 💯.

[@raisin8328]

I need that irl for me 😻

[@NyxeeTheTherian]

​@@raisin8328yes

[@Hypertywe]

poor greg

[@OnionBorn]

​@@Hypertywe Would have been really funny if Greg turned out to be gay himself. Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

[@X-SPONGED]

"The more family friendly and harmless a popular franchise is, the more sadistic and psychopathic their fanbases will be" _- Sun Tzu, The Art of The Web_

[@bababoosky656]

the rule also works in reverse, look at communities surrounding games like omori or ddlc, mostly wholesome stuff to counteract the bad stuff of the games

[@billybobbobobbity3518]

slime rancher players are sick in the head

[@TheCrazyCrafter98817]

Animal crossing would disagree

[@lilatune]

nah bro ive seen fucked up islands LOL@@TheCrazyCrafter98817

[@noaht2005]

@@TheCrazyCrafter98817I don’t know, the animal crossing fandom is pretty sadistic in it’s own way

[@TaCo0oCaT]

I discovered, while playing with a friend, that if you did the cheat “all objects can now be moved” you could move babies while they were being taken care of. This caused the caring Sims model to turn into a horrific nightmare of limbs even when they were done with the baby. I think I almost peed myself laughing at the abomination we had created. Anyway, then we just moved the baby into the oven

[@MochiWrath]

Wow

[@phoebthepancake]

I love how Sims players find enjoyment in cooking babies

[@gunsevenwhillans420]

​@@phoebthepancakewho doesn't?

[@NOACCEPTANCE772]

Gawd, this reminds me of this popular sims gamer back in the day who installed a mod where you can barbecue and eat babies. His fan base were NOT happy. I wonder how he is.

[@so099]

😍😍😍😍

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

The fact that someone created a sim to relive her exact life story and the sim wouldn’t stop crying is amazing

[@cacao_0000]

I need to do this and see if mine cries ONE SEC edit: crying. lots of crying.

[@eIiteofneon]

​@@cacao_0000how did it went?

[@EEErmine]

@@cacao_0000 how did it went?

[@WillowTheStarKitsune]

@@cacao_0000how did it went?

[@Number1hater573]

@@cacao_0000how did it go?

[@Xander6The2Reaper]

oh I deleted an entire park and replaced it with an absolutely massive toilet.

[@GlitchclanYT]

My little brother did that but put a bunch of sims in it and said he made skibidi toilet

[@c_sea1n]

@@GlitchclanYT your little brother is a goat

[@GlitchclanYT]

@@c_sea1n I then deleted his entire save or something

[@DeutschlandBall-lt4ch]

@@GlitchclanYT he is lost

[@zimriel]

do not redeem

[@shlingusdingus4174]

Fun fact: Death is horrified by dead fish (Sims 4 I think), like completely distraught by the sight of a trophy room of taxidermy fish. If Death shows up and you have a room like this, they will be prevented from reaping souls because they will CRY ON THE FLOOR. Update: This reaction gives you time to negotiate with death and can absolutely prevent your sims from dying. Stock up on death flowers.

[@PrevTsukasaRui]

Well you gotta fear something even if your the one to reap them

[@commentyouraddress]

And how did you find this out

[@shlingusdingus4174]

@commentyouraddress My Aunt is obsessed with The Sims 4 and showed me this. She has a giant room with nearly every kind of fish in the game and her sim has not been able to die because of this.

[@tlkfanrwbyfan8716]

@@shlingusdingus4174Immortality cheat code. Maybe it works in real life too.

[@viscountrainbows2857]

Death has a severe seafood allergy, thus it is impossible to die in the ocean.

[@gillesdejong8863]

Imagine your daughter is missing for a week, you have searched everywhere and have given up. You go to an art gallery and it’s just pictures of your daughter crying in a chain link fenced room.

[@error-try-again-later]

Truly some psychological horror shit.

[@erinys2]

black mirror type shit

[@gracehowell.]

This would legit be an interesting horror story to write.

[@TheBlueBlur2312]

2 sentence horror

[@lazy_bt]

thats oddly reminiscent of ib...

[@alexathegator]

I once made a sim date every girl in town and kept all the girlfriends secret from each other. Then I threw a party, invited all of the girlfriends, made my sim kiss one of them in front of the others and sat back watching the absolute hell unfold 😂

[@Juzokinnie]

Omg I need to try that. I need to see what unfolds.

[@emmamarkel8410]

I've done stuff like this lol... I usually don't actually make him do anything romantic I just wait for it to happen naturally and it usually happens pretty quickly because Sims are dumb and will flirt autonomously with others in front of people they're cheating on.

[@kewoshk]

Omg I have recently made a “hustler” sim in Isla Paradiso and so far he has about 5 romantic interests. His lifetime wish is to woohoo with 5 sims in 5 different locations so I don’t have a use for them after the woohoo, this sounds fun 😈

[@unsterino]

boutta write this down to eventually try, sounds funny as hell 😂😭

[@emmamarkel8410]

@@unsterino it is... although also ironically sad... even more fun if you get them all pregnant

[@johantitulaer1052]

I remember in the Sims 2, you could clean a baby's diaper if you were holding the baby. You'd have to choose a table for that. But you could also choose to change their diaper with a grill being the table. What would happen is you'd clean the diaper on the grill and then because there was something on the grill, the Sim would continue with a grilling animation and you'd just grill the baby.

[@NULL_1-o7t]

Did it affect baby in any way?

[@SickoPsycho]

No I don't think so

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

did it affect baby???

[@kewoshk]

There’s a mod for that called OMGWTFBBQ. It’s a hacked grill and you can cook infants effortlessly 👍 I have a showcase video of it on my channel (the video with the rotisserie chicken thumbnail.)

[@PinkHibiscus-eh9hy]

Sponsored by Planned Parenthood

[@LtBasil]

I once made four sims and put them in rooms specifically designed to clash with their traits. I put a technophobic sim in a room with nothing but tvs, computers, and a single microwave, a hydrophobic sim in a room that was just a big swimming pool with a small island in the middle, a cowardly sim in a room with no lights, and a daredevil sim in a room full of fireplaces. The technophobe got angry and just sat down until she starved to death. The hydrophobe started whimpering and shaking and would start crying whenever I made him get in the water. The cowardly sim... actually did okay, weirdly enough, he wasn't happy about it being dark but at least he actually took care of himself, though he did start to go nuts from the isolation after awhile. And the daredevil repeatedly set himself on fire whenever he got bored, which was every couple of minutes - but he turned out to have the "fireproof" hidden trait so he never died and actually enjoyed being on fire.

[@madibobadi9222]

@batrachianbill9760the sims themed sequel in stores now! “i enjoy fire and cannot die”. it’s a lot happier than the first book.

[@neurassini]

​@batrachianbill9760more or less

[@tfordham13]

Lol

[@Noclue-yz9ls]

@batrachianbill9760 Reminded me of "The Good Place" tbh

[@MegidolErin]

@batrachianbill9760 If you want to ruin your whole day, you should give it a read. Incredible piece of work, just... horrific. And uh, just try to ignore the racism and sexism. It was written in the 60's by a guy born in the 30's

[@dandidanpikat]

I once made a Die family. Their names were things like "Wanna Die", "Gotta Die", "Gonna Die", stuff like that. Gave them all awful traits, and killed them off one by one in various ways. The last Sim had the unlucky trait, and when it came time for her to die the Grim Reaper brought her back to life because her "misfortune amused him." After about three times trying to kill her I finally gave up abandoned the save file. Fun times!

[@CiromBreeze]

Ah, the predecessors to I Want Die and End Mii

[@terrotorotbart8319]

I would happily watch a comedy about the Die Family.

[@Aroacerat]

Sounds pretty lucky to me!

[@PhoenixofEru]

​@@Aroacerat There are worse things than death...

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

Is this I Want Die's family lol

[@TheGoldfishArmy]

My sister once attempted the "100 Baby Challenge" in the Sims 4, Which is where you try to get a sim pregnant by as many guys as you can and keep the children alive for as long as possible (all while avoiding cps). Mom caught wind of this and banned her from playing for a couple of weeks. I think she just erased the children from existence so we wouldn't get in trouble for torturing digital babies. edit: Holy shit! I never expected my weird anecdote to garner so much attention. 😅

[@sebastiaanstok]

WAT THE ACTUAL Fcukkk?

[@incrediblyangryskeleton]

What in the goddamn

[@TheGoldfishArmy]

I feel I should specify that 'erasing the children from existence' means my sister deleting them from the game without 'killing' them. We're not monsters.

[@CrazyPilox]

What happened when they went back to the game? I'm kinda interested in more for some reason

[@TheGoldfishArmy]

@@CrazyPilox My sister? She just went back to playing the game normally, now under the watchful eye of our parents. She later asked for an expansion pack (either City Living or Get Famous) and Mom said no because it was rated ESRB-T for 'mild sexual content'. I also had a family in that game for a brief period of time but they didn't really do much. I don't know much about what my sister's up to these days but I know she has Households based on a lot of her favorite TV shows and some KZbinr sims.

[@ALIENKIDZZXD]

my sims lived as roommates, one of the roommates got pregnant, and gave birth to a baby girl, one unfortunate day, it was that baby’s birthday, and my sim started to make some food for her, they were cooking until the house started to set on fire, then my sims carried the baby into the fire as they watched her set aflame, they refused to call the fire department, so I just had to watch as my baby was being sacrificed.

[@loki_doki-my5hs]

...

[@North_Red_Dark_Academia]

Sacrifice to the god of fire

[@DepisTV]

Nice!

[@PinkHibiscus-eh9hy]

Lmao

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

The grotesque sims story has to be my favorite. Imagine you using the sims as a way to love out your sitcom fantasies with your three friends, your crush, and their crushes, and them your brother comes along and populates the neighborhood with eldritch horrors just casually walking around as if it’s normal to have arms as long as France is wide, and then to make things worse your brother’s sims start having kids with your sims and now you have abomination babies in your family

[@k8rgrl]

Based blåhaj pfp

[@dissmogaming1186]

That one had me in stitches lololol

[@Matmania69420]

Yeah i love that one, its not even a dark story, is just a funny one

[@FurinadeFontaine-u3l]

BLÅHAJ PFP!!! YOu are the goat, or, shork.

[@loganbigmo]

"and then to make things worse your brother’s sims start having kids with your sims and now you have abomination babies" Sweet Sims Alabama

[@Kellan__they-them]

My little brother made the "child sweatshop" - it was a single mother with as many children as the game would let you start with (I forget how many, something like 4) and he refused to let the mom get a job (besides being a stay-at-home mom to the kids); all of the income came from the children selling their paintings all day. He let them take care of their needs (eat, sleep, bathroom) so they'd live but other than that it was basically the equivalent of 16 hours a day of painting. A bit of a combo of some of the ones mentioned in this video. The part that made it especially heinous to me was that children can barely make any money off selling paintings (adults make way more) so he was intentionally being inefficient just so he could run a CHILD sweatshop, specifically.

[@remuechat]

Thats... so evil lmaooo 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Kellan__they-them]

@@kanefelis I can see from the translation you're some kinda silly troll person but ngl I've never seen the Burmese language before and that is legitimately cool af and I'm glad to have learned it exists. Also you might wanna see a doctor about your uh ဝှေးစေ့ problem.

[@kanefelis]

@@Kellan__they-them You're welcome :D And don't worry i'm doing fine i'm just mocking bots

[@preripped]

this is some dantes level shit 😭😭

[@error-try-again-later]

The sim frantically mopping up the sprinkler water is a modern reinterpretation of that one caged robot which cleans the oil. Also, I _always_ had the secret unloved child in the basement, and I'd usually make one of the parents conceive them via affair purely for the drama. My storylines were elaborate and terrible.

[@crlmson_]

Yeah, I immediately thought of "can't help myself" too. ...simulated life imitates art?

[@nutella_wewerehere]

One must imagine the Sim happy

[@ShadowSkyX]

You sure you feel loved? Sounds like you expressing that you don't feel loved

[@PinkHibiscus-eh9hy]

I love it. Im stealing this when i get my game back lol

[@psychochop6164]

When I'm in a being evil competition and my opponent is a sims player

[@DerpsWithWolves]

I once infested a Sims 3 town with a man named Steve. First, made the most plain human being I could - Steven Steveson - who was a bald dude in a t-shirt and blue jeans with the most boring, default personality I could manage. The kind of guy who actually enjoys 'reality' TV and has nothing interesting to say. Then, I made the hives... 5-storey tall buildings that fit on the smallest lot possible. Each floor had two beds, a fridge, a sink, and a toilet, and were connected by a spiral staircase. There was nothing else to *do* at the hives (not even sit down), so the 10 Steve clones packed into each one would go wandering around town to bug people, crash at their houses which actually had amenities, and loiter in public spaces. There were over 100 Steves. I also had the Supernatural DLC on at the time - which spawns Zombies every full moon but, in comparison, the unending tide of Steves was much, much worse... a constant deluge of the same guy who peaked in high school and probably thinks the newer Transformers movies weren't that bad. Basically, I created hell. I eventually launched a Steve extermination campaign, but it was unsuccessful. There were always more. I could not kill them fast enough to stop them interbreeding with the locals and producing even more milquetoast Steveson offspring; which now had multiple genders, and would *also* end up having kids together, since they weren't technically all part of the same family, but several different strains. All became Steveson. Their social and economic distinctiveness was adapted to service the Steve.

[@lukejensen9933]

The Steves will infect all, nothing will remain but Steve

[@ixeliema]

This comment deserves to be framed in a modern art museum

[@roibiiin]

@@ixeliema I agree!

[@HarvoSpoon]

the girls, i bet they were called steve too _a revolution united by one humble name, one humble face_

[@ManicFiction]

Steve Steveson *MASTER OF ALL CREATION*

[@Alexander59059]

2:45 Plot twist: Greg is also gay and is actually disappointed about being the only guy.

[@GacktsOversizedTittiesYumYum]

So real

[@mikelows1988]

ppl nowdays would complain and cry on twitter lmao

[@wigwumpwormwood]

​sure buddy

[@Resi1ience]

@@mikelows1988 about... what??

[@MyVanir]

@@Resi1ience Not getting any.

[@GoosePretzel]

My friend came over for a sleep over and we spent hours on the Sims, we spawned in a house from the market and discovered it had a blocked off basement, we ended up going to a bar and meeting as many people as possible, inviting them all round for a party and trapping all of them in the basement, we made it barely livable and had a pit with alligators in which we would wait for people to swim in before removing all the exits so they would drown and because it was about 3 in the morning by this time we would just chant "SACRIFICIAL GATER POND" over and over until they exhausted themselves and died Edit: cos this popped off I told my friend about it and now we're planning another sleep over so thanks I guess guys Edit 2 cos more attention: another lil story related to this, same friend set up a Sims save which I would watch him stream on discord and we made like a good portion of our friend group and since one of them is short we made him a child and since another is pretty grouchy and doesn't like the short one we made him an elder with the hates kids trait, only problem is that because he was so old he died really quickly and now he just occasionally visits as a ghost Edit 3: third and final Sims story, this one is from a while ago so basically my sisters and their friends were playing Sims and the adults got interested so made a family and built an entire home spending ages and then because they really didn't know how to play, all of them pretty much instantly died in a house fire and now my parents have sworn off the game and will no longer even watch me play it.

[@eca2009]

damn... HOW DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT WHEN I USED TO PLAY THE SIMS YEARS AGO?!

[@MisterFribble]

​@@eca2009you can still get the sims 4 and do it lol

[@Hiswf_]

Damm *_SACRIFICIAL GATOR POND_*

[@GoosePretzel]

Damn... SACRIFICIAL GATER POND SACRIFICIAL GATER POND SACRIFICIAL GATER POND SACRIFICIAL GATER POND SACRIFICIAL GATER POND SACRIFICIAL GATER POND

[@BM-13_KATYUSHA]

Damn... Gorghlagbhghghhhhhgaghhhhhh 🔻 🌊🏊

[@ManlyKirby]

11:29 honestly a place where you make paintings and sculpt while being sorrounded by dogs sounds like heaven

[@addiewest6070]

Real

[@PinkHibiscus-eh9hy]

The stench and constant barking/howling would be unbearable

[@justapers0n913]

I once made my own family in the sims 3, but I really wanted a cat at the time so I made them adopt one. Not long after, the cat got taken away because we neglected it, so I had to watch my family and I randomly burst into tears over our cat. I wanted another cat, so I went to adopt one on the computer and found the same cat. I adopted it again and it absolutely hated us for a while.

[@armintargaryen9216]

I didn't know that can happen to pets! But I knee children taken by social services can be adopted by other families (yours will be banned for adoption unlike for pets)

[@doughboywhine]

@@armintargaryen9216 When I was a kid we had the sims 1 and because it was a difficult game and I wasn't very good at it, it got neglected and instead of putting it up for adoption, they just have the pets decide to give up and die instead. Luckily I was able to get the cat back in a game of rock, paper, scissors, but it permanently got changed into a zombie

[@JL-to9vg]

There's an Irish KZbinr called CallMeKevin. He used the new DLC that allows you to have a roadside stand and your own restaurant to A) Open a crappy restaurant where he would fire employees that got too good or asked for a raise B) He did (A) because he didn't want them to be good at cooking because he wanted to serve pufferfish... which had a decent chance of killing sims if it wasn't prepared with a high enough cooking level C) He would take the dead sim's meal and re-sell it at the food stand, where he would also sell the urns of said sim He managed to get a 4 star restaurant and make profits :-)

[@Heartsongcreations]

All hail the dear leader, Jim Pickens!

[@ZimVader-0017]

I'm surprised you didn't mention the various adventures with Our Dear Leader Jim Pickens

[@rosemary3029]

Aa yes the misadventures of jim pickens in restaurant business now he's a landlord

[@erviatangerine5108]

Dear Leader ☺️🙏 Also killed the guy like 4 times but he kept coming back (Dennis Racket), so he imprisoned his whole family, and then had a child with his wife)) Bought a prison to make Battle Royale)

[@Average_Enclave_Soldier]

ALL HAIL THE DEAR LEADER!!

[@13wolfy13]

1:23 already had me in stitches. Just. Like. The Worst time to come out of the closet. "Mom stop screaming at me. Please. Why can't you just accept that Billie and I are in love?" "JOHNNY THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE! THIS IS NOT THE TIME!"

[@TheCoolerEssence]

This comment made me laugh so hard, amazing imagery 😂

[@strogonoffcore]

"HELP HELP THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE" "IT'S- _moan_ JUST TH- _moan_ NORTHERN L- _moan_ IGHTS MO- _moans_

[@lazy_bt]

​@@strogonoffcore this is the worst comment of the year already, and it wasnt even posted this year. congrats!

[@nido84]

​@@lazy_btoh mate discord bios are worse in a literal geeky server about greek mythology, "i want you to bend me over the kitchen counter and spank me while i moan like the whore i am while you pant in my ears" her name was "tomato=liver failure".

[@RTort]

nikoo @@TheCoolerEssence

[@rayn3245]

For whatever weird reason I was obsessed with the Sims 3 "favorite color" feature. I made sure that family's sims died and became the ghost of their favorite color. Like the only way they'd ever died of old age was to have white as their favorite color, if it was black, I'd send them to Egypt, etc. I also went out of my way to decorate their graves with their photo and the gem of their color. Like if someone had pink, their kids would spend their days searching the neighbourhood trash cans for the correctly colored gem... Idk if its weird, but it definitely made the family's graveyard look pretty

[@Iamverygreat]

I once had a sim, she was very lonely, so I gave her a wife. Right after their wedding, I gave them a pool, and her wife drowned in it. She was so depressed I thought she would kill herself, so I gave her a hobby, painting. But she was absolutely horrible at it, making her even more depressed, so I left the game and didn't come back for 4 years.

[@gayahhbihh]

jesus christ, man-

[@luke_smith7567]

WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT

[@CrazyPilox]

Did you ever went back?

[@Ghs6]

Did she die or not?

[@Iamverygreat]

@lukesmithhhh She starved to death because I accidentally blocked off her kitchen and didn't figure it out until afterwards

[@tristandaries1129]

Reminds me of the time I accidentally did eugenics and slavery in Minecraft. I had a villager farm for enchantments and by chance I got a biome variant and I liked its colour scheme better than all the other villagers. Long story short, when I got the enchant I needed, I’d kill the villager and then use the colour variant to breed with another villager until almost my entire village was that one colour variant. Good times

[@mayochup4684]

Isn’t that literally Hitler?

[@justarandomguy983]

​@@mayochup4684blockner enter the gungeon backstory???

[@tristandaries1129]

@@mayochup4684yes, but I wasn’t thinking about what I was doing so I’d say a bit less bad than Hitler

[@Ghs6]

i did that with minecraft cats but instead of killing them they all had to live in a tiny room while all the beautiful cats had babies and thrived

[@nixienooo]

I feel like we all broke the Geneva convention at least once in minecraft

[@felixmckinney7132]

My sister is OBSESSED with The Sims. Put her in any other game where you can build stuff and it will become nearly unrecognizable. But in The Sims, she lets all the sims traits up to chance, playing as the least evil kid once they grow up, and generally just chooses the simple life, living in a nice, normal, pre-built house. Let’s just say our play styles are… different.

[@Jupiter-T]

Same with my sister and me. Except neither of us are really sadistic to our Sims. I try to give my Sims great lives, or at least have great drama between characters, even if their lives aren't perfect. When my legacy Sims die, their urns go into a family mausoleum with their favorite objects surrounding them. My sister, on the other hand, well..... Her families follow the rule of funny. The weirdest, stupidest names (think names like "Outback Steakhouse Olive Garden" or "Snooter Poook"), the most ridiculous fashion sense, the most absurd challenges. The kids in her families always have the shittiest childhoods because the parents don't care whatsoever.

[@slinkadoo6292]

69th like

[@cloudedfreedom6286]

Ur sister sounds like me 😭 I ain’t never killed a sim

[@mushroomsrcool1449]

Im not sadistic, im more of a roleplayer in the Sims 4. I like to have fantasy based stuff, fancy goblin people who use magic, ancient vampires and all sorts. Either way its fun just watching them battling and squabbling meanwhile the strongest goblin is obsessing over trying to create a potion to make him immortal.

[@melodiebird5557]

What do you mean by that

[@mcchickenstrips181]

I always have a “feed sim” locked in the basement or backyard whenever I have a vampire sim. Once I trapped Mortimer Goth and Knox Green-something and made them have children together all while they lived in a tiny shed in the backyard of my vampire’s mansion Another time, I made a vampire sim for the sole purpose of trying to woohoo EVERY SINGLE adult sim.

[@rowan404]

I’ve been a huge fan of The Sims franchise since childhood. When I was a middle schooler, I went through a phase that concerned my mom. One time, she glanced at my laptop and saw the entirety of Sunset Valley (Sims 3 town) locked in a makeshift bunker. They kept peeing themselves and passing out on the floor, and one of them went into labor.

[@Xezlec]

Sunset Valley just happens to be the name of a town that is distinct from, but completely surrounded by my city. It's very strange.

[@lapinajustleft]

If my mother saw that, she would be proud. My mom loves telling stories about the gruesome ways she kills her sims.

[@Totallynotredtail]

@@lapinajustleftwish I had access to the necessary equipment to purchase and play the sims 🦅🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@conehero2941]

​@@lapinajustleftthat's awesome.

[@BenMarcWilliams]

In The Sims 2, I had a family that were basically supervillains. They lived in a big castle, went to work in a helicopter, and would constantly manipulate their neighbors into feuding with each other. The father and aunt also commuted to work in a helicopter. They also had a carnivorous plant in the attic, and they would occasionally invite coworkers over to feed to it. And they'd do that without me telling them to. They'd come home from work with someone I'd never seen before, and I'd let them go off to do their own thing. An hour or so of in-game time later, though, the coworker would be nowhere to to be seen. Eventually I'd check the attic, and lo and behold, there's an urn next to the man-eating plant with the coworker's name on it. This _kept happening._ One time, I decided to more closely monitor the guest coworker, and discovered that the family was intentionally leading these people to the attic and leaving them there. The guest would gawk at the enormous plant, and nature would soon take its course. The house was, obviously, super haunted. And all the ghosts were green, because, in The Sims 2, how you die affects the color of your ghost.

[@error-try-again-later]

Supervillain family sounds like such a fun way to play the Sims.

[@BenMarcWilliams]

@@error-try-again-later It is.

[@Kabslantivity2000]

Now I wanna know which colour is caused by what type of death

[@BenMarcWilliams]

@@Kabslantivity2000 I know that blue is drowning and red is burning, but I don't know any of the others off the top of my head.

[@Kabslantivity2000]

@@BenMarcWilliams What about m*rd*r?

[@spicyananaspizza]

In the Sims 1, my sim gave birth on the sidewalk. She and her husband then went to work right after. I freaked out because the baby was crying, and I didn't know how to make my sim come back, and I got the message that my child would be taken away for neglect if I didn't start taking care of them. I helplessly watched as the child was taken away and my sims continued on with their lives when they came home.

[@sitcomchristian6886]

aww that's sad

[@spicyananaspizza]

@@sitcomchristian6886 I never had another sim baby in any of the games ever 😂

[@AHHHHHHHH21]

average chicago occurence

[@Abbygayle_2000]

basic sims day isnt it lol

[@WorldWeave]

I have a sim who’s a Vampire and works at a hospital, naturally this one guy didn’t particularly like her drinking patients, even though she needs to feed twice as often as a regular vampire (not that he’d have any way to know that) and it good to the point where I just started drinking from that coworker, and because she has to drink deeply every time, the coworker would pass out……this happened so much that the coworker got demoted

[@batt_luvs]

Matt has taken over my brain. Nothing is normal anymore. Anything I read online is in his voice. He’s become my subconscious telling me what to do throughout the day. A middle age British man has infiltrated my night and day

[@ashhplayz9489]

i can feel you too..

[@generaldurk-a-dur]

for me, it swaps around with him and some others.

[@theangelfromurnightmare]

too real

[@miastout3680]

Yummy worm cancer😋😋😋

[@haybale287]

Me too. Doesn't help that I constantly quote the things in these videos... in a British accent

[@Caitilizzie]

For the first story, I am genuinely impressed (and also a bit concerned) that a 6 year old was able to understand that woohooing meant sex! I probably would have thought they were just playing hide and seek under the covers at that age

[@cyanoticpsychic5585]

it's much more concerning they were told sex was bad!! maybe that's why they did know what it was. and some kids are curious and ask questions very young (like if they're getting a sibling maybe they would ask where babies came from etc), i don't see why that's concerning at all, especially when they're basically saying their family was abusive/shaming about sex

[@aiiiia9971]

My mom explained sex to me at 4 years old

[@Caitilizzie]

@@cyanoticpsychic5585 Very true, yeah!! I personally think that’s a bit young for a full talk about where babies came from, but the parents saying sex is bad is just making them aware and curious about it super early and having the opposite effect. lol

[@cyanoticpsychic5585]

@@Caitilizzie i don't think being curious is bad at all though. i remember wondering if it had some how damaged me to see some porn and r rated movies etc as a kid, but in retrospect the truly damaging thing (at least in my case) was feeling ashamed of it and taking it too seriously, and to be trying to grow up too fast in general, and not kind of finding my OWN sense of sexuality, because i saw 'sexy' women presented as being there more to please men. even as an adult i see people get shamed all the time for sexuality, and it's something that can make people very afraid of themselves just for being human. when people are really young it's important for everyone to be responsible, and hopefully not have kids be lied to or actually pressured to do anything a certain way, feel like they have to act like an adult or to understand everything all at once. a very idealistic view, but still. everyone learns at their own pace

[@durdleduc8520]

@@cyanoticpsychic5585 they didn't say it was bad, simply that it would have the opposite effect that the parents likely wanted.

[@zombehattack666]

My father's current save file includes a legacy-styled prison complete with it's own warden and a scrapyard. I think he's on the 5th or 6th generation of Sims now. Never kills them or anything, just puts the game on and watches them mill around like institutionalized little ants (except for when we roll a dice that determines who dies next). 10/10, would reccomend.

[@NunyaMcBusiness]

Was he an ex-convict?

[@ainzer2903]

Probably an ex-warden😂

[@NonsensesStuff]

Probably a really cool guy

[@stallover7463]

UNDERTALE MENTIONED!!!

[@dhofandacidcilcool]

4:10 I didn’t know Henry Emily played the sims

[@Butterflyhorrorgeek.]

“Although, for one of you. The darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole. So, don’t keep the Devil waiting, old friend.”

[@PanfuSerenity]

I ran a gene experiment: made a blue skinned werewolf man, maxed social networking (allowing him to set anyone's relationships to lover), then pump and dumped every adult woman in the city - he ended up having 49 kids, every shade of the rainbow skin slider and normal shades, half of them were werewolves too, and then I bricked the family tree as turns out it literally breaks if a sim has 50+ kids.

[@corndogboi]

That’s just a furry’s dream lmao

[@maddieb.4282]

My mouth is hanging open from shock lol

[@TheLivingCatastrophe]

(Insert joke about furries here)

[@ABoyNamedCharlotte]

which sims game was this?

[@PanfuSerenity]

@@ABoyNamedCharlotte TS3 + University Life for the social networking skill (required) and Supernatural for the werewolves (optional, but funny, as the transformation adds more sliders in CAS). Iirc, the baby daddy was also the ugliest wonkiest faced monstrosity I could make, most of the offspring ran the gamut of hideous, and a handful had facial mapping issues that deattached their noses while they spoke.

[@Andy-the-crow]

I once tried to make an unethical baby farm using a mod that makes you able to have many many more Sims in your household than the normal amount of Sims

[@AngelBirdo]

WTFBBQ my beloved

[@juanjuri6127]

ah, as opposed to ethically-sourced, free-range baby farms. shame on you for cutting corners like that

[@user-vl6tq7sb6y]

what mod is this?

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

​@@user-vl6tq7sb6ymc command center has it i think??? i remember one that makes it go up to 64 for all saves/households but idk if its still updated

[@andpeg]

@@user-vl6tq7sb6yMc Command center for the sims 4, nraas master controller for the sims 3

[@anarchyasher]

Had a male Vampire sim (they need to feed on normal sims for food) so I decided my best bet was to have him fall in love with a normal sim, have her move in with him and… lock her in a tiny room, in which she’d only be let out at ‘feeding time’. When I got bored of that, I had him knock her up over and over again until he’d made a cult of vampire kids wondering why there’s a woman screaming in the walls.

[@helloimyomommy]

Twilight gone realistically awry:

[@oak..]

I did the same! And then, I got all of the vamp powers for fun, reset them, and took a break, logged back in months later, thought " OH! HE HAS THE SUH RESISTENCE POWER! LETS HAVE A PICNIC! " he died. Oopsies!

[@dankultimate3929]

@@helloimyomommy Twilight bad ending

[@toxxicduck]

I do this every time I play as a vampire 😂 I like to call them “cattle” hehehehe

[@VibrantYT1]

4:55 I did this, but worse. I bought a large house, fully furnished and added a large fenced pool to the garden. Every 5 minutes I would spin a wheel to either add or remove something to/from the house. For instance, making everyone swim laps until the next wheel spin, forcing them to explore space, removing all items used in relation to food. Each option from the wheel would trigger some sort of dangerous event. To make thigs worse, they were all elderly versions of sims my friends had made on my account. I also had a secret sim who lived in an unreachable, safe room with a dog. I think I need help.

[@Caitlin_Mitchell]

Honestly, the worst things in Sims 4 that I've done are: 1. I created the perfect female sim, had her meet a guy, fall in love and build a family with him. By the time they had their third grandchild, she was an elder. However, because I had lifespan on long, she was taking absolutely forever to die and I wanted to build the family further; unfortunately, the family was full. I tried to tire her out, but it wasn't working, so I had to drown her in the pool. I kept the urn and her ghost haunted the house for several generations. Kept her husband when he eventually passed as well. They kept a very good relationship with all of their family, even in death. 2. More recently, I created a female sim, Lia, and a male sim, Aiden, and they were brother and sister. I have a mod that allows for polyamory, and Aiden met this male spellcaster named Darrel who was a neighbor. He was super cute and because of my mod, I didn't realize he was already engaged to a female sim and had Aiden build a really good friendship with him, and eventually build a good romantic relationship with him. I would've been fine with polyamory when I found out Darrel was engaged to a woman named Emilia, except Aiden is as gay as you can make a sim... so it wasn't really an option. Instead of just asking Darrel to leave his fiancee, which would've been kinder, I invited her to a lot that was far away from home, and then got her to die by overcharge. Aiden literally watched her die and did not give a single f*ck. Didn't cry or anything and instead, introduced himself to the f*cking Grim Reaper and immediately became best friends with him because he has the trait that immediately makes you in good standing with anyone you do a friendly introduction with. I laughed so hard I cried.

[@maddieb.4282]

Hold up………….. a gay man, a bisexual man, and a straight woman can absolutely be in a polyamorous relationship. Not all “connections” in a polycule have to be romantic or sexual at all and you’re not obligated to be interested in every person in the polycule. A polyam group can look like whatever the people involved want it to look like.

[@Caitlin_Mitchell]

@maddieb.4282 Oh. Thanks for the information, I will remember that for in the future. I wasn't aware.

[@supernovablade]

And I thought that I was a sadistic maniac when I made "Toddlerworld". Basically, I would make a household of 7 Toddlers and one adult with the trait "Dislikes Children". It was something, that's for sure. I wasn't very creative with the sadistic things I did in The Sims 3, but now I want to start doing more sadistic Sims things soon. What should I do next?

[@El_Silveiro]

Do the laberinth toilet thing but make the sim have diarrhea (never played the game in his life and doesn't even know if diarrhea is even a thing there)

[@paddy1628]

Idk man, Toddlerworld sounds like nightmare fuel

[@CrazyPilox]

Lock all the sims in one house with no windows or doors (if that's possible) and with one thing and one thing only...

[@CrazyPilox]

A. S T O V E

[@nfwrambo]

You should go to therapy next

[@annieleonhart365]

I actually have an...uh, not so cool story about the Sims 2. My parents owned a copy of it, so I downloaded it not too long after I discovered the disk in the family media unit. I wanted to make a haunted mansion something terrible, so I moved in family after family (some related, some just roomates), and made sure they all died. I would then set their gravestones on the lot to see if they would come back as ghosts to haunt the lot. Some I set on fire, others I starved. The worst part? They all had different personalities and clothing that I took a significant amount of time and effort to make, and they were ALL named after fictional characters. One sim, whom I named Katniss in that save game, just refused to die. I tried several times to get her to finally 'succumb' as it was called in that game, but she refused. She singlehandedly witnessed the death of over 100 sims until I isolated her into a seperate part of the house and made it to where she could go on about her business, because I had given up on her demise at this point. She went MAD. Sims 2 has an aspiration meter, and since her romance aspiration wasn't getting fulfilled, Katniss lost her mind. She would look terrified and start crying at times, before reverting to the aspiration failure animaton when appropiate. The Therapist came quite often. If only he understood what horror Katniss had seen and would be constantly remined of. To top it off...this is the file where I got the infamous 'this is a life simulator, not a death simulator' message...it spooked me, and I never played that particular game again, though the Sims 2 remains my favorite. My sister is more sinster, however. Katrina Lynx in the Sims 4 pissed her off so bad that she built a pool in the shape of a cat using the rectangular tool, and added Katrina to her family briefly so she could swim in it. After that, my sister took out the ladder and built walls around the pool so Katrina could not get out...but built also WINDOWS on the walls so Miss Lynx could see outside using bb.moveobjects on. She then decided to remove Katrina from the family and decorate the little cat pool house with flowers and plants, making it look...beautiful, really. Finally, my sister made her sim throw a POOL party (my sister had built a normal pool for everyone else) while Katrina was drowning, and no one had any idea what was happening. It was the most Daganronpa-type thing I've ever seen.

[@cbpd89]

I made a haunted house too, though didn't ever have a resilient Katniss. 🤣 The grim reaper and clown of sadness or were just always there, never left, because it was so depressing there.

[@justin2308]

*But she refused* It sounds like Katniss has posthumously earned the Frisk reward.

[@hyperactiveofficial8096]

Well, it seems true to the real Katniss 😂😂

[@LittleBlackKittyCat]

Katarina has been found Guilty! Time for the punishment!

[@gibberishdump1610]

May I ask what exactly is this 'this is a life simulator, not a death simulator' message is?

[@racer927]

4:27 MeterstickJim: "It is no longer possible to 'Try for Baby" *with the Grim Reaper!!!* AHAHAH!!!"

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

*wheeze*

[@lemonaunos]

this was 9 years ago

[@HelluvaSwiftie]

You can do it now again!

[@frostyx1531]

I got the Sims 1 Complete Collection for Christmas when I was a young child, and I was so excited to play it that night. When I did I decided to make my family--me, my parents, siblings, and my grandmother. Within 20 minutes of playing, a fire broke out in the kitchen, everyone was screaming and flailing around, and my virtual grandma burned to death. I shut the game off and ran away crying to my very confused irl family in the living room

[@kiraoshiro9251]

yesterday dad told me about when he first played sims 1 at a friends house. started out like "hey this is kinda cool" proceeded to play for 27 hours straight and the only thing that stopped him was that he placed carpet by the fireplace, unknowingly dooming his sims cos he went to the bathroom and came back to the entire house in flames. there was so much fire that the it froze so he just left a sticky note by the computer telling his friend "thanks for letting me play" and left it frozen on that image of flames everywhere.

[@ajclarke9189]

“What? Is she homophobic? Oh, no wait… The house is on fire.” - The entire western hemisphere right now

[@missamieholly2313]

lmao so true it's ridiculous

[@discipleofdagon8195]

I like how op thought it wasn't a reaction to her husband cheating but rather who he was cheating with

[@nyandoesthings]

@@discipleofdagon8195 op said the sim was the mom, not the wife, lmao

[@MrRedpanda2442]

​@@acevant7535the boogaloo?

[@chao3948]

Have you ever looked at a map showing both hemispheres? Ah yes I'm sure by "entire western hemisphere" you meant to say South and Central America, Morroco, Senegal, Burkina Faso, Cote d'Ivoire, Liberia and a tiny sliver of France. Good job

[@fastlane250]

I am _so_ glad you mentioned "The carpool will arrive in one hour." Easily my favorite Sim torture story.

[@GamesroomHarkness]

this is a masterpiece, put this in a museum, A SIM MUSEUM FILLED WITH PICTURES OF GRAVES

[@TheDemonOfSemen]

All the things I've done in the sims that would put me on an FBI watch list - Made "an OP spell caster breeding farm" in the Sims 4 - Made a painting cult in the Sims 4 - Made a modded Battle Royal in the Sims 4 - Had a Vampire and Werewolf sim break into a person's house in the Sims 4, when they kicked the two out I would use the Vampire to unlock the doors again, and the Werewolf would eat all their furniture, and piss on the floor.

[@amethyphoenix]

excuse me, but a *painting cult*? The Sims community always finds ways to make cults, don't they?

[@guguy00]

@@amethyphoenix The Sims 4 Get Together is the best pack for cults I swear

[@SophiaSanders61]

I think playing Sims 4 puts you on that list by default.

[@falsegodamongus]

I once made an evil sim and had him do nothing but terrorize the town he lived in. He was a kleptomaniac, so I'd just have him go to other peoples houses and steal random stuff. When I got bored of that, I had him invite other sims over and would lock them into rooms with massive windows like a display. I even put like, trees and rocks in the displays cause I wanted it to be a human zoo. Eventually I got bored of the human zoo thing and just let the trapped sims starve. Then I romanced the grim reaper.

[@aquamarena]

Off topic but omg another murder drones fan??? Also that sounds like something I would do as a child too 😭

[@JayPierce_Official]

What. The. F#CK DID YOU DO??? (My friend who didn't heard when i sayd "someone" did that)

[@ambermillerrr]

UZI PFP!?!?!!?

[@BloonPlays]

Uzi when episode 7

[@kelseyjaffer]

When I was in 5th grade, my friend made her boyfriend's family in the Sims on my family's computer when we were hanging out. A few weeks later, she and her boyfriend broke up, as 5th graders do, and she called me after school saying "I'm coming over and we're playing the Sims." I proceeded to sit and watch as she angrily created a pool in her virtual boyfriend's family's backyard and then proceeded to drown them in it one by one.

[@OurFavoriteGreenHatBoy]

WHAT

[@maggietopp6475]

I used to (and still do), play this mini game in the sims, which I liked to call survival podiums. I would play legacy challenges, and each generation would always have at least one set of twins. There would be min 4 children, and when they all became teens, I would have the drop out of school, kill their parents, bulldoze their house and make 4 tall pillars. These were 4 storeys, tall wall hight. Then I would make the walls into windows and add ladders so that they could reach the roof of each. Then, I would put basic necessities on the roof (fridge, stove, bed, toilet) but only enough for one sim. Last one surviving got to continue my legacy challenge.

[@salamber_guy3605]

Reddit is incomparable when it comes to sadism in their storytelling 🤣

[@GldnClaw]

4chan?

[@richardmillhousenixon]

I take it you have never been to 4chan?

[@husky0098]

@@GldnClaw The difference is that for 4chan, you expect everyone to be unhinged. Reddit is just normal enough so that you can look at someone and think "This right there, this could be a sane person" and so it's more jarring when they turn out to be a total psycho. It's like how if you went to a mental asylum you wouldn't be surprised to find insane people, but if you went to your local supermarket and found an insane person, you'd be shocked because you didn't expect them to be there.

[@G4lacta]

Matt PLEASE do customer service brain rot for your next vid its HILARIOUS

[@sir..nightmaree]

AGREED.AGREED!

[@scuffed-dice]

agree

[@L0V3G0ALS]

YES

[@MintBunHunter]

real

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

Yea

[@Goldfire64]

In college a friend recreated all of us as a Sims 3 family , and she would tell/show us all the antics we would get up to. Except me, after a week I never heard about my sim anymore because "all he does is sit in his room doing nothing " hit way to close to home lol

[@chaoscreature]

4:30 I have a sim who’s house is haunted by all her enemy’s (her whole family who she used as free labor and kept them locked in a closet, and her many exes), after having ended so many lives she ended up marrying Death. Now there’s a bunch of ghosts woohooing in her house, and two other variants of Death who are her best friends.

[@thebiolibrary5572]

Fun fact, the overexertion murderer story is pretty much the implied story behind Olive Specter. She married several men but they always seemed to die, so much so that she eventually WooHooed the Grim Reaper. The result was Olive's only child, Nervous Subject.

[@haleandguu]

i loved nervous subject

[@roosh1986]

Once I made a household that would befriend any person they could find, invite them over, and lock them in a pool. Since the pool was outdoors and near a busy path, any oncoming sims would look at the corpse and start crying. I would then befriend those mourning, thus repeating the cycle. I called the household 'the Flytraps'

[@Glegh]

Removing the pool ladder was so funny just seeing them struggle to leave the pool

[@SonikkuKun]

that's the time when they drown >:)

[@RaineMcLean]

“Gossy’e gaba kadoo!” translated to “Let’s go for a swim!” *gets in pool* “Ahh, canarl!” translated to “Ahh, cool!” *removes ladder* “Reboken’e doben shmoe?” translates to “Where’s the ladder?”

[@SonikkuKun]

@@RaineMcLean what's *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* in Simlish

[@HunterZeGreat]

I once built a sweatshop where children were forced to build gnomes. When children grew up, I simply had them breed for as many children as possible, then drown them in a pool after they had a minimum of 3 children, who I would train to be my slaves. Yes this took place in the Sims equivalent of China.

[@friight_]

@@SonikkuKun”I am having a great time, I love being here!”

[@convalaria]

My first sim family was a pretty normal family, there was a brother and two sisters (one of the sisters being my main sim) They made a lot of friends and the brother started dating nancy landgraab (i didnt know she was married) I invited all the neighbors over and put them in the secret basement i built. There was everything they needed to be alive, food, beds, a single toilet for like 12 sims. There was a pool and whenever a sim went in i put fences around it and they drowned. Nancy also gave birth in the basement

[@bluelfsuma]

Meanwhile, me and my aunt played as kids and were constantly panicking because the sim we made to represent me kept making sandwiches that went bad before they could eat them.

[@birdhouseinursoul]

one time i made a cute little cottagecore girl who liked to garden and catch frogs and she had a cute little cottage she lived in. she also had a basement that was like a torture chamber and she locked everyone that came near her house in the basement

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

is she single?

[@DCBfanboy]

They had us in the first half, ngl

[@acelord3870]

realest cottagecore girlie ever

[@anondescriptbullet]

True fae aesthetic

[@kiernanhowell-mackinley1733]

Gotta keeps those vibes immaculate somehow 😂

[@cessnacitation-x]

Removing the ladder from the pool and slowly watching the Sims struggle to keep afloat and eventually drown was fun to do as a kid.

[@Ania10123]

I used to make my sims break into sim's houses at night to watch them sleep as a kid

[@rosaj3019]

I once made a family, of just a single mother and an adopted child. But as soon as the mother birthed her own kid, i made her lock the adopted child in a shed, outside the house. The shed was set up so there was a small passage way between the house and the shed, the house had a giant window to the livingroom/kitchen, facing the shed, and the shed had what would be a oneway window facing the house. So everyday the adopted child would be forced to look into the livingroom of his moms and sisters life, and cry. On top of that i made sure to put a marketstall up against one of the shed walls so that he could hear the people looking and buying his moms homemade stuff. The interior of the shed was just a small minifridge, a stove, and a sleeping cot, and the only form of entertainment was a picture of a really creepy and sad looking clown. The child got a taste of life, but were locked away by the only person he trusted, he were surviving, but he would never truly live.

[@sappychan]

This video was amazing. Always love hearing about the twisted things people do to their sims, even if I generally don't do twisted things. Though, when the Sims 3 was still new, I had a klepto sim that stole a grave from the graveyard, and then forced the ghost man to marry her and have multiple ghost babies. It was great.

[@paularoth4915]

Oh my god that is horrible 😭

[@lizanna6390]

I accidentally tried for a baby and did not want her. I named her stinkbeetle, made her go to school in swimsuit and sleep outside. Took a while for cps to come take her.

[@SachinKumar-wi8sv]

you did that in sims right?

[@SachinKumar-wi8sv]

*RIGHT?*

[@lizanna6390]

@@SachinKumar-wi8sv of course. I was 14 and she was getting in the way of my plans to be a star. Kept wanting things, brat.

[@SachinKumar-wi8sv]

good please mention "in sims" thing can be taken extremely out of context @@lizanna6390

[@Luci-morningstar--]

Oh my god-

[@artfuldodgerrr]

I wanted to make a Cinderella-type story, including the whole "evil stepmother" shit. I made a mother and father, made them WooHoo, and they had a baby girl. When the girl was a toddler, I drowned the mother in a tiny pool. I then got the father to marry a random townie, and made sure she was an absolute bitch to the child behind the father's back. The father died the same way as the mother, leaving the child with the stepmother. The worst part? I abandoned the save file after that, leaving the child to get abused by the evil stepmother.

[@armintargaryen9216]

This needs an update!!!! Lol

[@armintargaryen9216]

Make Cinderella befriend a kind witch or something

[@GenericProtagonist118]

You made the tragic backstory but forgot the happy ending.

[@sincerecinnamon]

Is your username a Tally Hall reference? I apologize if it isn't; Tally Hall is just my hyperfixation right now

[@ericonion3561]

​@@sincerecinnamon How do you even spot that

[@draconVR]

7:15 - it’s the way he narrates it that gets to me. idk why lol

[@Rushinator99]

Probably not the worst thing, but I have been trying out the challenge for the Sims 4 where you play a different in-game family every in-game week. I got to Bob and Eliza Pancakes, and I hated playing as Eliza so much that I killed her using cheats, made Bob no longer gloomy, and completely changed Eliza’s bedroom into Bob’s gaming room. I like to think he’s a lot happier now.

[@paularoth4915]

Everybody fucking hates Eliza, and I don't even know why, but I do, too

[@Rushinator99]

@@paularoth4915 I mostly just hated doing her aspiration. Because a lot of it has to be done in build-buy mode, it just made things feel like it was taking forever. I felt like I couldn’t do anything with her but buy stuff and that just felt super boring to me. I wanted to do more with the family and create a whole story in my head with them, but I didn’t because I didn’t want to fail the challenge by playing with them for more than a week. I figured having Eliza die in a “freak accident”, therefore making Bob feel more free and happier was the next best thing. I also feel like turning your ex’s bedroom into a gaming room is sweet revenge too.

[@Fragmented_Mask]

You know, I basically never play with the townies unless they encounter one of my own Sims. This sounds like an interesting idea for gameplay and since I've recently lost interest in the Sims I might actually start a Townie Only save file and try it. Thanks 😂

[@Rushinator99]

@@Fragmented_Mask Sure thing! It was a type of play style that FakeGamerGirl mentioned once. Basically, you have to switch to a new household every in game week, and it’s only with townies that are already on the game when you start up. (BFF, Goths, Pancakes, etc. No randomly generated Townies.) I like to try and finish up their aspirations as much as I can. However, if you get too attached to a family/household and end up playing with them for more than a week, then I’ve seen that as a fail to the challenge. I’ve yet to actually finish it, so good luck to you if you can!

[@becomealamp8905]

my sims were friends with the clssic “summer holiday”, who i found EXTREMELY annoying for whatever reason. of course i decided to get rid of her, so i locked her in the wall for her to starve to death. not ONLY did she still talk on the phone with my sims while she slowly starved, she hung out with my sims after she died as a GHOST. HER REIGN WILL NEVER END

[@ericonion3561]

I shared The Sims 3 with my cousin and he would typically do normal stuff on his save (house, family, etc). But on one visit he curiously clicked on my save called "hell" and discovered the entire towns male population trapped in the basement of my seductress character, with the only way to go outside being a small square with a telescope (if you know you know). My plan was to try and replace the towns population with their alien kids. He ports a character called Lucifer that doesnt look too far off from Matt in this video, and marries my character. I think its sorta funny but the next weekend he told me to check my game and lucifer had orchestrated a coup against my character. She was locked in the basement now in her own special room with a gnome and all the former residents (who are still in the "family") are partying in my mansion while it burns to the ground, and the devil was gone. 10/10 would play again

[@genericname2747]

Ah, the joys of sharing the Sims

[@renthemen.]

​@implord4197south park s01e01 cartman gets an anal probe

[@skyshunts]

Wth o.o

[@SomeTouhouPlayer]

0:20 that mustve been sooo traumatizing just shut the laptop and go to lunch instantly

[@menzel17]

For some unholy reason i once made the backrooms and trapped my sims and 3 neighbours inside, mainly to test how long the would survive. I did hide the basic needs like a mini fridge, that wooden bathtub and a bench to sleep on. They all died within 4 days from starvation. But to make it even worse, i decided for the last sim to strip him and leave him all alone with a bunch of urns and piss puddles (I did this in Sims 4)

[@almightylordsatan475]

Please tell me you uploaded that lot to the Gallery. I will tell all my demons to give you deferential treatment if you did.

[@demo2823]

Sims 3, I locked a bunch of teen witches in a room with needs frozen at max so I could focus on my favourite one and get her skills up. Turns out the witches out of boredom kept casting a charm which makes you fall in love with the next person who talks to you. So they were all suddenly in love with each other and angry at each other for cheating. Soooo many makeouts and brawls.

[@Iotuseater]

When I was like 8 I was playing the sims and I locked this couple in their bedroom so they could starve and my dad heard them groaning and was like ?!and asked if I was making them have sex and I said “no don’t worry I’m just starving them to death” he looked concerned, sighed and just said “ok”

[@YinAndYang_ii]

Are you ok these days

[@CommentFrom]

Dad has his priorities straight

[@Iotuseater]

@@YinAndYang_ii absolutely not thank you ☺️

[@YinAndYang_ii]

@@Iotuseater makes sense

[@Hybrid_Quagsire]

"no don't worry I'm just starving then to death" pffffffft

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

13:31 Woody: Buzz, are you thinking what I'm thinking? Buzz: XD We should make a sim of Lotso & do the EXACT SAME THING!

[@YeetProductions]

I once made a sim murder an entire family of vampires. Later, I made another sim murder the murderer’s household. Not concerning at all. Also, in one household, the grandma died and her grandson was just standing next to her urn wearing a hotdog costume. One Winterfest, almost all the family members died of hunger one after the other. Fun. I had two werewolf sims who went into the lake to activate their powers because they were dormant. I forgot that it was winter and one of them froze to death.

[@dltr4730]

I had a Sim locked away in a room that died of sadness every now and then. His life was so pityfull that death always brought them back to life. Death was his only friend.

[@Justanotherpersonontheinternet]

I once had two sims getting married. When the two got home as newlyweds, the wife died from laughter after I tried calming her down.

[@samuelblack7314]

I guess that marriage didn't last long.

[@WormySpongebob]

I once trapped my sim on a 2x1 room for 2 days and made it listen to nursery rhymes on a huge speaker for 7 hours straight. Then I felt so bad I uninstalled the game realising I tortured a literal sim. A sim.

[@anarchysplatcast]

i'm a lesbian and yea, i did the "everyone is lesbian in my games" thing. i had a house with people based on different holidays, and i made them all girls, and of course, had them fall in love. i did this three times.

[@Zitronen_]

Me too 😭

[@AlastorEatingDonuts]

Same😅

[@pmnt_]

I had to married couples move in into a nice house. The women started a new job on day one, the bored husbands started their first gay adventure. At least one of them cooked dinner. All 4 people sat together for dinner, I tried to make smalltalk. I chose "gossip". It was Sims 2. They draw gossip from their memories. But guess what the only gossip-worthy memory was in this new save file. "Hey, hey, I have to tell you something... did you know that THAT GUY cheated on you ... with me?" Everbody was mad at everyone. I had to buy extra beds because nobody would share a bed with anyone else. I salvaged the situation over time and they became a gay and a lesbian couple living together.

[@anarchysplatcast]

@@pmnt_ Work smarter not harder I guess

[@Qermaq]

Heh. I'm a straight cis male and I also tend to have a lot of lesbians in my games. Maaaaybe lesbians are just awesome? :)

[@Rubberduckie3000]

I had gotten into an argument on Facebook with a friend and decided I needed vengeance. So I made him into a sim and cloned him two times and gave him all the bad traits. I locked one in a room, one in a pool, and the other I put him in a room with a bunch of electronics and I waited for the carnage. However, I gave all of them the unlucky trait. If you've never played the sims 3, it effectively would make you immortal as every time you die in any way that's not old age death will laugh and say your death brought him amusement. So I'd get progressively angrier as these three closes wouldn't fucking die. My brother on the other hand found it extremely hilarious.

[@amandapanda5087]

Oh my god

[@iamthepole723]

The amount of creativity to these confessions is honestly hilarious and unnerving at the same time

[@Eaten_squid_cake]

11:25 ok but deserved because who tf hates art?😭this mf look at a painting and start angrily ranting

[@kokaiboglarka9261]

I've never tried to do anything bad to my sims, but one of my child sim's friend had an accident in a stayover that turned out really morbid. Evie Delgato literally went out in the middle of an ice-cold winter day to swim in the outside pool. I was concentrating on the houshold sims then sudenly I saw her die in front of the door, INSIDE. I tried to turn one of my sim to a spellcaster so she can bring back her to life. Silly me... spellcasters CAN'T use their spells on children so I gave the urn to Evie's family as a ,,friendly gift".

[@Jupiter-T]

Omg, I never thought of that! Giving someone their daughter's grave as a "friendly gift"? That's just cold lol

[@shanellemurrey9300]

@@Jupiter-T”hey I would like to give you a gift.” “Oh really? What do you want to give me?” “Surprise! It’s your dead daughter :)”

[@kokaiboglarka9261]

Of course her mom didn't really appreciate the present

[@marianemarangao2840]

I used to make a "cabin in the woods" with four teenagers and two adults, immediately killed off the adults and made the teens stay there in the haunted place. I always made two couples, and everytime I made the teens woohoo until one of them got pregnant, then I made this poor teen mom get sick and pretended it was cancer. I would change her hair multiple times in front of the mirror until she cried (on TS2 sims reacted to the changes on their appearance), because of course she had to cry, she was dying! This is just one of my stories that I played multiple times, I have so many of them that it's kinda ridiculous. 😅

[@NeonEonsHp]

I played a sims 4 scenario where the goal was to make the family not hate each other anymore. The sim’s autonomy wasn’t working right, so i locked them all in one room, set a fire, and watched to see who would survive the longest.

[@Marlock2199]

6:34 wasnt this a treehouse of horror on the simpsons?

[@TheWagonroast]

Haha y es

[@thegardenshednaturalist3089]

Hugo simpson, barts siamese twin

[@piotrwarrior557]

The sims has so much content-worthy stories. You should make more of these.

[@armintargaryen9216]

I know this has been done to hell and back but he should read Sims patch notes

[@Xadaj127]

Sims confession videos are always such an interesting view into the twisted and broken psyche of Sims collective player base.

[@lynax6980]

okay but jokes aside this is genuinely very interesting. how we find it so entertaining to see others in pain when there’s so real consequences for you or anyone else. not saying it’s a bad thing, just something to think about. maybe cruelty is built into us, and only the construct of morals and empathy stops us, and that’s why it’s so fun when we know no real people are being hurt. i’m in a philosophical mood

[@BiDisaster327]

I think it's mostly because sometimes shocking things can be funny, and people want to see if crazy things are possible. I think most of what's featured in the video can only exist in sims logic because it's completely impossible in real life (The toilet maze with art deco that sims will stop and stare while pissing. I mean, that wouldn't ever happen logically) The gap in realism and the overly cartoony logic makes it quite fun to just mess around and create ridiculous situations. It's completely detached from reality, so I don't think its actually linked to cruelty

[@armintargaryen9216]

​​@@BiDisaster327The surreal cartoonish atmosphere of the Sims without being too over the top is its best feature

[@lynax6980]

@@BiDisaster327 good point

[@bananabuttersomethin]

I can't bear to hurt sims because I'm high empathy and can't stand to see them upset/in pain even though logically I know they're just a bunch of pixels and programming and do not feel real emotions.

[@lynax6980]

@@bananabuttersomethin haha i feel the same but it’s mostly for kids and pets

[@Adan11961]

We all love your over the top voice acting of weird keyboard mashes. But I LOVED that you very subtly said “whike” with a “k” when they clearly meant while. ~ 06:47

[@kitkatboard]

I made a friend's OC as a Sim. Then made other OCs as toddlers. Left them on free will and watched as this sim just refused to take care of the babies despite them begging to eat and be bathed. So they could survive alone, I put pet food and pet beds around. There were two cats and they were better parents to the babies than their father was. It took like 48h for CPS to come, then the father died of hunger because he was too tired to get out of bed after hearing kids cry 24/7. I adopted all of the toddlers back with a new Sim, revived the father as a zombie and killed their adoptive father. They are now children, and all live in their prison cells, they can't go inside the main house.

[@saturnwhale]

My personal favorite sadistic thing I would do in the Sims 3 was recreate the Hunger Games. (I got this idea from old sim youtubers) Basically, make each sims do something that can potentially get them killed randomly. The magic jellybean bush from the supernatural pack was a great example of this. Whichever sim is left standing is the victor.

[@juanjuri6127]

1:23 Mother: SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE! Sim: No mother, love is love, I see no difference! Mother: HELP! HEEELLP! Sim: (makes heart with hands)

[@MistyInTheCloudz]

“oh shit is she homophobic”

[@Vanta526]

I get the reference.

[@user-freddyforbear]

i used to love watching your videos, coming back to watch em' gives me so much nostalgia 😭😭