Sleep Texting

[@KoiDayz]

Once i sleep texted the "🤢" emoji to my mum. What did she send before this? A photo of her new wedding dress.

[@MaceDeMarco2010]

Oof.

[@ellietheeevee]

yikes

[@idigu1568]

agreed

[@GDkeminling]

not even ten minutes and you're pinned First reply btw edit: BRO I KNOW THAT I AINT THE FIRST REPLY. I DIDNT SEE THE REPLIES WHEN I COMMENTED THIS 😭

[@weinereater-wm6qm]

LMFAO

[@livesinbin5830]

“I’m on my way” is one of the more scary messages you could receive from an unknown number.

[@ericspiers8507]

tragic

[@leslie_meyers_cosplay]

That was from someone in he comments

[@2.11gd]

I’m omw

[@UrFavRepStan]

@@2.11gdI’m omw

[@oren1305]

Happened to me a while back, turns out my dad had added me and several others to a group text and all I got was, "I am coming to the city soon...."

[@Caitilizzie]

That last one was adorable, and the fact that the girlfriend could decipher everything he was saying and knew he was sleep texting is the cherry on top

[@aiiiia9971]

Seriously so cute

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

I loved all the ones at the end where it was ppl telling their partners (or trying to tell them cuz they’re too sleepy 😂) how much they loved them. So cute 🥺❤

[@cirlcurl-of-friends_aec]

i tittyhead

[@Agagnier]

😊❤

[@raisyap.anindita9716]

Tittyhead?

[@BrettNeuz]

“Are you moving to Gambia?” Sounds like a question my Grampa would ask me whether he’s awake or not

[@Swiftie4ever13-v8g]

Cool

[@USAwithknife]

“I need to shave.” “What’s holding you back?” *”Debt.”* The most realistic sleep text I’ve ever seen.

[@LillianNunyabizniss]

FR

[@MmmHuggles]

It could literally be true. Razors are freaking expensive.

[@idkreal341]

Yes

[@soanyway6746]

Ah yes, *Debt.* The one thing holding us all back, especially from Shaving.

[@snxp_drxgons1892]

Debt is *sometimes* too controlling. You can’t even SHAVE without debt saying no to it.

[@Pet_VibesCce]

I love Matt’s ability to pronounce absolute gibberish

[@Dark_CaveJohnson]

Hdjjejenbejduuenallakdjd

[@emudigger9807]

Remember hes british (I just wanted to remember this comment is a joke because some people are taking it seriously)

[@teachmetohowl]

@@emudigger9807 Um British people don't just have that superpower. I would know as a British person. (Edit: I did not take the British people comment I’m replying to seriously, I’m joking along ffs)

[@username5155]

And yet he can’t pronounce bidet ( 3:25 )

[@Pet_VibesCce]

@@MaceDeMarco2010how the heck am I a bot

[@somedudethatlovesmemes6625]

11:09 I love how she's so used to him sleep texting, she can even understand what he's saying That's just incredibly wholesome

[@pennywar4677]

I know that one was so sweet I almost crieddd

[@zionfultz8495]

I can understand most of what he said, but yea very wholesome

[@satgurs]

i mean, i wasn't used to him sleep texting and i could understand it too

[@BreezyBee7]

I was able to understand all but the last 2 messages they sent.

[@mossiest_moss]

I bet he's faking it, it doesn't look like the other sleep texts

[@samuelcelis2802]

1:58 Some sleeptext I like 😂: "How are we dressing for this party?" "As An E G G." ... "Ok🤔."

[@ArandompersonD]

*Walks into the fanceyyy party as an egg* oh shitttt 🫢

[@mxsteri0]

OH FUCK IF HE ACTUALLY COMES UP IN AN EGG COSTUME-

[@petuniatherain-nightwing1002]

The boyfriend sleep texting his girlfriend about how much he loves her is really wholesome and the fact that she knows he is sleep texting and can understand what he is saying just makes it even better.

[@nam_nam]

yes that one was so sweet, reminds me how my other dozes off while talking

[@kaitlyn3386]

Ikr and you can tell he was being genuine because people who sleep text often spill out the truth a lot

[@Nina-wh6hb]

Yeah that ones is adorable

[@Klekeec]

Oh hi petunia!

[@Snoweyz1]

Plot twist: he was dreaming of another girl..

[@FoxBlocksHere]

I'm shocked that sleep texting is possible. The fact that people can unlock their phones, navigate to their messaging apps, select a conversation, and start typing (and even send images?!?!) shows how remarkable our brains are.

[@crowmatic_co]

the brain is an amazing thing. horrifying, but amazing

[@blanketeer6321]

Several years ago I once sleepwalked over to my phone, typed in the password and turned my alarm off. It does happen and it's really weird

[@kryw10]

I once cooked dinner for five people while sleeping, went back to bed, and was completely baffled when one of them thanked me the next day. So yeah. The brain is an amazing and fearfully weird slab of meatstuff.

[@leeshajoi]

Given the amount of times I've pocket-dialed someone on Discord just by sticking my phone in my pocket without turning the screen off first...

[@tinfoilhatseller]

It's more likely that they dozed off while texting.

[@keels829]

The ones near the end of the ppl sleep texting their partners about how much they love them is so frickin cute 🥺 also I completely lost it at Sloan's snake fact

[@heatherandluke3252]

long

[@larscarvalho5323]

long

[@fionamclary7631]

long

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Long? long

[@Mr.Bob-Gray]

long

[@uninterestingInsanity]

I fell asleep watching this and texted my friend "H" in my sleep He texted back "H?" Best interaction I've ever had

[@super_toy1]

h.

[@uninterestingInsanity]

@@super_toy1 H! :blue_yay:

[@Antifearn]

My mom recently sleep-texted me a recipe for Japanese fried chicken while she was at a chemotherapy appointment. I thought it looked delicious from the pictures, so I texted her asking if she would make it. She had no recollection of ever sending it to me, but we tried it anyways and absolutely loved it.

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

That is not the ending I expected. But it is a wholesome one. I hope the chemo works. Similar kept my mum going, without suffering or side-effects, for many years. I hope for full remission for your mum.💜

[@Antifearn]

@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494Thank you so much! She actually got a lumpectomy last month and is now starting radiation. She is doing much better and I’m very proud of her progress. 😊

[@magicsparks4]

awwww

[@DatBiBish]

Sorry I loveeee the pfp

[@internetdingus]

Can you send the recipe now I'm intrigued

[@potato-uj9dk]

i want to see two sleep texters get into a full sleep conversation

[@Artsy-Creature]

omg yass

[@Smo1k]

Have one of them be a scot and the other a kiwi. Speech-to-text, and guess whether they're awake 😁

[@1rr3gular]

i wanna see two sleep texters plan a fight

[@renadex4905]

just give too people mushroom and make them communicate, that give pretty much the same result

[@Ferryman_n]

Go to description and you'll find something called a transcript which is basically time stamps ​@SeeJay-ji7tq

[@mangle9143]

I find it hilarious that Matt can flawlessly speak the gibberish on the 5:32-6:32 segment, but the actual words mess him up.

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

He’s so used to pronouncing gibberish, it has started to transfer over to the normal words 😭😭😭

[@JackTheKemonomimi]

Not to :stepping on lego:

[@just_ur_local_idiot]

@@gachabloxgirl3958gibberish is his new language

[@Senia492]

Uegeuege WHAT THE

[@jesscarlolea4197]

Not to incriminate now to : *feels a little too good* :

[@solong_abigail]

The small interruptions of “s ts o s t tti” is so funny LMAO

[@HarrisonBegg]

tti is pronounced as "titty" first reply btw

[@BelfryClock]

One day I was sleep deprived and crashed out at 4pm, woke up hallucinating at 8pm and texted my parents “HOW COULD YOU SELL YOUR SON TO ALIENS?!”

[@Bazk1t]

wtf 😭😭

[@thesaturnismelting]

Lmao

[@johnpatrick8511]

Texted my friend, "please turn off your stove I am IN YOUR HOME"

[@haventchangedmypfpsince2009]

What about sleep paralysis texting? I take heavy meds at night and whilst I was paralyzed (or having a seizure, IDK till this day) I spam texted my mom panicked gibberish and I managed to call her, I faceplanted on the ground until I was able to move myself fully... shit was terrifying, luckily there weren't any spontaneous knives facing upright.

[@narrativeless404]

Lmfao *SKULL EMOJI!!! 💀💀💀*

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

I laughed so hard at Matt's delivery of "LONG" that my arms temporarily became too weak to open the already unsealed lid of my apple juice

[@Sillimant_]

weakling

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

@@Sillimant_ lmao i said temporarily

[@mazzy_ivy]

lmfao

[@justwanted-he3um]

For a sec, i thought it said apple slid

[@thisworldsans]

Did you get your apple juice in the end?

[@unlikelygamer]

The one at 5:13 killed me. That fact that it technically IS a true fact about snakes, but so simply worded, just made me laugh so hard

[@infectedpotato117]

me too

[@ziar1te]

samee

[@magiv4205]

Same, I ugly laughed

[@Knifzter]

Long indeed

[@amalgamoon]

logn

[@parrotadvice8855]

I once sleep texted a stranger saying: have you got tomas the thorn? They replied with a simple: yes.

[@JohnnySmartie]

amazing

[@elliot_rat]

new trading card game

[@panickednoodle]

Gotta applause this man’s dedication to not only read gibberish, but to do so correctly 👌

[@tori_the_rat]

hi unus annus pfp

[@panickednoodle]

@@tori_the_rat Memento Mori

[@tori_the_rat]

@@panickednoodle memento mori

[@Mo_Mauve]

10:01 Mispronunciation of gibberish.

[@panickednoodle]

@@Mo_MauveYou’re right! Matt, I am _disappointed_

[@CntrazZombie4]

"I do wash a mean shoe." Is such a powerful level of confidence

[@BengalsFan-z4q]

Same

[@Jeff_the_flasque]

THE SHOE IS ATTACKING ME

[@SebHaarfagre]

[@luqiiiii]

real

[@mxsteri0]

i love unnamed sos cute 😍😍😍

[@theaudiotrailerdetective]

Petition for matt to continue putting eggs on random people’s door (maybe a halloween special?)

[@Matt_Rose]

Easter, surely

[@AshXPP]

​​@@Matt_Rosenope, halloween Edit:: then it's even more unexpected

[@idigu1568]

@@Matt_Rosematt

[@KoiDayz]

​@@Matt_Rosehapy eg

[@Spongyboi897]

Move over Easter Bunny, there's a new egg-hiding person in town!

[@ConfusedLemons]

I love you the "I love you" and affectionate texts were usually the most cogerent and well-typed. Its like muscle memeory ❤

[@silverally4572]

everyone always talks about how good matt is at pronouncing gibberish, but another thing i love is the sort of tone he uses for very simple statements, like when he goes "L O N G" at 5:13 it just perfectly captures the energy of like a 3 year old barging into their parents' room at 2am to announce that they farted or something

[@inkterp5322]

IAM NOW CRYING FROM LAUGHTER JESUS FUCK HELLLLLLPPPPPPP THE THREE YEAR OLD IMGAE IS TOO GOOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭✋

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

@@inkterp5322SAME BAHAHHA CUZ IK IVE DONE THIS BEFORE TO MY PARENTS AND ITS HILARIOUS TO THINK ABOUT

[@majarini]

BEST comment, oml 😂

[@hearts4remi]

STOPPP NOT THE THREE YEAR OLD 😭😭

[@texastank]

*tittyhead*

[@garris2046]

7:36 HEARING MATT GENUINLY LAUGH MADE MY HEART HAPPY

[@S0larEclipse...]

ME TOO

[@1fleshnhim]

7:33 for the entire text

[@thefunnies3971]

Matt

[@VoidDoesVideos]

same

[@SUKUNA-DADESTROYER]

Sussy...

[@CatloverEllie]

2:36 Sending "I'm on my way" to an unknown number! 😂😂😂😂 Someone couldn't sleep that night!

[@NevazkKa]

"Send god" is such a powerful quote

[@unionxenon]

Oh, the fulk??

[@user-betprolol]

:send god

[@LloydGacha]

​@@user-betprolol𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁

[@SaraRankins.]

Oh that last convo between the girlfriend and her sleeping boyfriend is so wholesome!

[@KitCatIsNotACat]

It’s my favorite one

[@alexanderthemidI]

gaming is stronger than love

[@alexanderthemidI]

the forces of minecraft will defeat romantic relationships 😂😂

[@KitRat69]

@@alexanderthemidI i wish you luck in this thing called life.

[@viljamtheninja]

@@alexanderthemidI ........ If you're really that dedicated to gaming, then at least play some Ninja Gaiden or something, not just fucking Minecraft.

[@GoofyGooberMars]

7:34 I love moments like this where Matt starts laughing halfway through reading something 😂😂

[@zkam900]

yeah Edit: only like comments that say "yeah"

[@rolandfromlibraryofruina]

yeah

[@chesno611]

yeah

[@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes]

Me too

[@themeemqueen]

yeah

[@kacperolszowski1331]

"protect the sausage" broke me

[@kodirawr]

ok but "long" is perfectly accurate snake fact

[@FabioDaFemboy]

“can you tell me about this snake?” “l o n g”

[@Geraldandme]

⁠@@FabioDaFemboyyes. Perfect reply. Just that is beautiful. I now love the word, ‘long’.

[@cameronspence4977]

LONG!

[@thebobrkurwa]

short

[@sauerkids9254]

wide

[@Matt_Rose]

I think it's fair to say, if you're going to get a tattoo of a sloth sticker, make sure you enunciate it slowly.

[@Gaons.hair_]

Yuo Oops i meant to yup, sorry

[@Yeah_YeahWhat]

and get ready as well

[@OKYAH]

S l l l o o o o o t t t t t t t t t t t t h h h h h h h h h hvhhh

[@Lightmodeblindsyou]

I once accidentally sleep texted my bf. I have no idea how it happens. I was terrified.

[@lavieestbellexx]

I had to go back and listen to figure out the mishearing, and WOW YEAH

[@bonethievery]

Matt, you're genuinely one of the only channels that never fails to make me laugh with every single video.

[@elijahgipper1837]

Michael Jackson never fails to make me dance

[@tirushone6446]

CRINGE@Fychf

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

'Tis a bot. Or repeated cut-and-paste. Either way, you can report it as spam. Third time I've seen it on here. @@tirushone6446

[@SpeedOfTheEarth]

same, literally every video😂

[@VoidDoesVideos]

same

[@Miku1773-n4b]

"I am purple?" Bro's asking the real questions

[@gamingandchess]

I dont care what people say but noodle boy is the scientifically best pick up line. Works every time. From experience.

[@uber_nerd-l7r]

I take it you ship spicynoodles?

[@MintBunHunter]

pasta girl

[@ask343]

i'm using that @@MintBunHunter

[@ArcstoneBionicle]

Ideally shouted at the top of one's lungs while on fire.

[@mischiefburns]

I heard it in the exact voice lol

[@holycow4679]

"I do wash a mean shoe" is easily the best one here

[@Lunam_D._Roger]

Yeah. That one and "long"

[@Lucario0007]

I once sleep emailed my teacher “bingus” at 2am

[@VoidDoesVideos]

LMAO WHY HOW WHAT💀😭💀😭💀

[@Geraldandme]

Bingue. Pink cat. At 2 am. To a teacher. That’s a perfect story. Make that a story.

[@Lucario0007]

@@Geraldandme it was too my cooking teacher

[@Lucario0007]

@@VoidDoesVideos tired and randomly texting on discord with outlooks tab next to them

[@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy]

F - -

[@anthophiliia]

I once sleep texted "Stop it" "Help" and "Chair" in that exact order to a groupchat of 11 people! A few people texted back "WHAT???" "Jo why are you up so late😭😭😭" "What does this mean" and when I saw that in the morning I was so confused lol

[@Theratsintrenchcoat]

I'm a sleep texter. My old phone , which I had for 3 years, had a thumbprint recondition for unlocking. I had to start signing out of my social medias because it got so bad. I would text mostly coherently. I have night terrors, and sometimes it was related to these - which scared the crap out of my friends. My dad witnessed me sleep texting once, he came in to wake me up and when I did actually wake up about an hour later, he had taken my phone and it was charging in the kitchen. Turns out I was texting HIM about the TRANSFORMERS LORE?

[@Chaotiv]

wow. thats... something.

[@UrLocalAussieBall]

Lmaoooooo that would be pretty funny yet confusing

[@xXBLANKSENTINELMANIAXx]

Real as fuck tho

[@miHoLoverse]

The transformers lore? Lmao that's lovely

[@TheGooseOfChaos]

I can't believe you while sleeping, TEXTED HIM THE TRANSFORMERS LORE?!

[@wavewingman5993]

The ones where the boyfriend is sleep texting his girlfriend are so relatable. I love my girlfriend more than anything in the world, and I can totally see myself doing that. I do remember messaging her while I was on the verge of sleep in the past, and I probably said a lot of stuff like that in my half-asleep state.

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

I wish I wasn't such an extrovert.... 😔 i need company but when I get some I get so exhausted in like 1 hour and then just wanna sleep. Then im lonely again Its like i wanna see people when im alone and wanna be alone when I see people. Its tough

[@rotisseriepossum]

reminds me of how my husband will scramble to hold my hand in his sleep, it’s so cute

[@KimDare75]

Certified Annabeth and Percy moment

[@KimDare75]

​@@eetuthereindeer6671Eeeeeeh, I think you got that wrong? (Or me, probably...) Isn't extroversion being charged by being around people and introversion getting exhausted around them? In this case, you'd be more of a light introvert (gets tired of people, but still wants them) or an ambivert (both somehow). I can relate to this MASSIVELY though. I feel ya.

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

@@KimDare75 I did get them wrong lol you're right 😂

[@AdamKlownzinger]

“I would never not love you, fictional character or not” is a power move. What power it is asserting, I am not sure. But i know its a power move

[@roniBelisle]

10:24: "I do wash a mean shoe" had me rolling😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@construct2009]

I once texted my mom "HOHOOOHOUGH COOCKFISH🛎" My mom replied "Indeed"

[@TheGooseOfChaos]

I am a ninja turtle cuz ttts tsts tiist shtsi ttssst

[@mega_micro]

@@TheGooseOfChaos Thba

[@huh426]

reminds me of the wallter and flesh cousin dialogue in regretevator

[@thenonfurry]

indeed. 🐓🐟

[@gaylittlefish]

@@huh426 regr fab in the wild holt hsit

[@GatheredStorm_YT]

What’s even more terrifying is answering a call in your sleep and having a real person’s voice suddenly pierce into your dream, I’ve had it happen once, it was not fun

[@scphobia]

Imagine just being in your dream and then your dog comes up to you and goes *"uh, hi, is this Thomas?"* just for you to get scared and wake up only to realize it was your goddamned phone

[@jswayne7546]

My dad once woke up on the phone when he was in college. He had no idea who he was even talking to.

[@meepzesheep6954]

Imagine being g in a calming dream, then, out of no where......"I AM HERE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY"

[@tranquilizerDvN]

Bro voices of people from TV is like the only one i had in my dreams

[@videostaarrr]

GUYS IM JUST REALIZING THAT THE “I’m on my way” SLEEP TEXT UNKNOWN NUMBER MIGHT HAVE BEEN ME 😭 for all yall saying it prolly wasnt me, sure it wasnt :D believe whatever lmao but im saying this because ive deadass gotten a text like that out of NOWHERE. 🙏

[@DuoEditzYT]

goddamit

[@gabbithealicorn7327]

What are the odds? 😂

[@videostaarrr]

@noahiots I WAS SO CONFUSED I WAS LIKE- “who is this- why are they ‘on their way’ why- DO I KNOW THIS PERSON?”

[@myarmsrgone]

It's the funniest thing I've seen today Getting a message from an unknown number that's just "I'm on my way." is equal parts hilarious and fucking terrifying

[@videostaarrr]

@@myarmsrgone i should start doing this just spamming numbers and saying "Im on my way!"

[@LostFunocity]

You know you have a deep connection with someone when you can text as if drunk/overly tired and they will still make sense of it.

[@cakemanLHK]

It would never in a a hundred years have occurred to me that sleep texting is a thing.

[@Gamemaster6400]

I think that it exists in two forms: 1. Falling asleep while your phone's open and accidentally using the keyboard or 2. Being mostly asleep but awake enough to do stuff and wanting to inform someone about something that happened in a dream or is on your mind, I've done this one a few times to my partner lol

[@JukoYT]

​@@Gamemaster6400i texted on discord late at night couple of times where i spend 2minutes looking at a sentance trying to figure out if it makes sense

[@BluesofButterfly]

Few times I picked up my phone to type something in notes app or to text it to someone while half asleep. Then went to sleep again with phone in hand dreaming that I finished doing it. My brain isn't evolved to go through the several steps involved I suppose. 😂😂

[@renakunisaki]

I guess there's a few ways it can happen. Being half awake, poking random things on the screen in your sleep, voice recognition, falling asleep while writing...

[@planefan082]

​@@renakunisakiI once was informed my a family member in the morning that I'd woken them up at 3am by getting out of bed, going to my laptop (which was in a different room), logged in and searched random nonsense phrases before going back to bed. Sure enough I checked my browser history, there it was. I had the layout of the place and my password both down to muscle memory at that suppose so it's not that implausible

[@ellenneys3667]

"Im purple" "Help" Sounds like william afton finally looked in the mirror 😂

[@jenniferarmstrong5271]

Lol

[@rommiiplays]

crazy

[@SamanthaWorldOfficial]

Fr

[@WeebEditss]

when i saw that conversation i immediately thought "Toji Fushiguro"

[@Nyansko]

Why he ourple

[@thebirdbrained.]

Matt your videos are the rare sort of content that makes you genuinely struggle to avoid laughing out loud when no one’s around

[@andrewshouse9840]

Seems like at least once each video I have to pause to let the laughter out. Like him trying over and over that section.

[@Chameleon_Cat]

I just laugh my arse off at 11 in the morning like a dumbaass

[@Devantejah]

But why would you need to avoid laughing out loud when you're alone? It's not like you're going to bother someone, right?

[@thebirdbrained.]

True that lol For some reason, people tend to laugh around 30 times less than when they’re not with people. I’m not sure why, but the numbers are kind of staggering @@Devantejah

[@8xus_1]

Same

[@RosyMothLovesDollEye]

"I am purple?" "Help." That sounded like Mystery Burns would say when he finally looked in the mirror.

[@Pixelcraftian]

_"i am paranoid about this new killer"_ I was drinking water Matt Rose!! You did not have to make me laugh then

[@pentagonanimates]

oh helo

[@Nikkii199045]

*"what?"*

[@Vanta526]

PENTAGONANIMATES WATCHES MATT ROSE TOO

[@AmyWall-mt4og]

Yeah, laughing with a mouthful of water is not a very good idea...

[@averagecupofcoffee]

“Drive safely” followed by “I’m Adele” might just be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

[@MaksiuMilicz]

Because Adele texted this message

[@Fnafiac]

Especially if their name is nothing close to Adele

[@llbrainjoker5742]

Bet this is gonna age well

[@TommyKJgaming]

tittyhead

[@Tabby.exe_]

Matt is a grown man, yet still laughs at a sleep text telling someone to “protect the sausage I can’t it’s gonna gat too soggy”

[@chaoscreature]

4:45 the smile that came to my face at the nickname bug made me realize that I need a guy to call me that- it’s just so silly

[@stinkydedraak]

G and T are close to each other you know.

[@Zyncra]

The whole I am purple exchange was so well voice acted that I fell into a borderline psychotic laughing fit

[@masterofthetear8138]

ᵖᵘʳᵖᵉ

[@The_Real_Lilly]

“Can you throw Mr. Granola Bar” got me

[@asimkhan3611]

I thought it was: "Can you throw Mrs. Grandma Car"😂

[@asimkhan3611]

I thought it was: "Can you throw Mrs. Grandma Car"😂

[@Checkerzz-t8p]

how about nice adjustments and incooonet gossips

[@MyraCxke]

​@@Checkerzz-t8p wgar

[@ArandompersonD]

*Throws Mr. Granola Bar* THERE :/

[@I--h8--seven]

"Cows with hair." " *Ponytail.* " This is my favorite istg-

[@I--h8--seven]

@2025Fox lol

[@Liverpoolaveragefan]

Yay dku j efg

[@jeandutoit1226]

@@Liverpoolaveragefano_o

[@Eliaskhp]

Bars

[@HunterTheDiseaseRat]

"Snake facts, go!" "long"

[@PawsOfJupiter-ef4zh]

Once I accidentally sent this to my best friend: "How's the grain pooping?? Cow." Her reaction: Maybe you should've gone to therapy.

[@TjaxArDIks6]

"i need to shave" "who's holding you back?" "dept" had me dying of laughter

[@SamanthamusPrimeV28050]

It kinda does make sense since if you are in debt, you won't have money to buy a razor and shaving cream.

[@YourBoyPawn]

"Snake facts, go!" "Long" No, no, she's got a point. SEND HELP WHY IS EVERYONE RESPONDING WITH LONG

[@Spudahan]

long

[@MelonStuffextra]

long@@Spudahan

[@IdiotaProfesional]

long ​@@MelonStuffextra

[@iihxllyy]

@@IdiotaProfesionallong

[@g00dbunny]

long @@IdiotaProfesional

[@Iamalive123]

This once happened to me. Here's how the convo went Me: "i just peed" Friend: "Okay? I don't think i needed to know that-" Me: "like a a a a a a a a" Friend: "A what?" Me: "Bald pigeon cream" Friend: "Yeah I'm going back to sleep" Me: "beware of it"

[@Raincellz]

OMG IM FUCKIN DYING 🤣

[@JoPo-nk8pr]

Beware the Bald Pigeon Cream . . .

[@EmmaF4y]

​I'm so scared rn​

[@ryeghiyan4851]

Sounds intense

[@gPukall16]

@@Raincellz do i call 911?

[@BrooklynxMoira]

i once texting my sister while sleeping and said, “There’s literally stuff about school🧐☹️☹️☹️”

[@sachimourya1431]

“SEND GOD.” is killing me. I’m gonna be saying this from now on.😂😂😂😂

[@KhanshagaiMunkh]

"noeh" - god

[@TFMSVE2K8]

sachi what

[@randomlilith]

Matt Rose you don't know me and these videos are just for fun (lots of fun, they're very funny) but I struggle with dissociation a lot and watching a video from you sometimes makes me smile enough to pull me out of the spiral when I have no other way of grounding myself. Never stop posting, you're a cool guy :)

[@Matt_Rose]

😊😊😊

[@idigu1568]

@@Matt_Rose😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@sannarasmussen7040]

​@@Matt_Rose😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@DramaticBatu]

​@@Matt_Rose😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@AzillaKiami]

@@Matt_Rose 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@Ravenna.E.Blackbird]

10:25 The variety of nonsensical texts shown simultaneously followed by a chorus of *"What?"* is *top tier cinematography,* you simply cannot change my mind.

[@Jellotines]

*what?*

[@TediiMilkyWayz]

@@Jellotines*w h a t(

[@lillianruiz9474]

*WGAT*

[@icylexplode]

what

[@A_Peashooters_Content]

Wit?

[@sopv_1]

this is by far my favorite matt rose video ever MAKE MORE SLEEP TEXTING VIDEOS

[@teachmetohowl]

Matt's videos have convinced me that the ability to pronounce nonsense is actually useful

[@kickstxr]

Matt may not ever sleep but he never fails to post sleep texting videos.

[@turkey_sandwhich]

​@Fychfuhhh

[@1kaz1]

Bc he posts these asleep

[@fiveoneecho]

"I do wash a mean shoe" is such a funny wildline from an NPC.

[@adrianaslund8605]

Saw a couple of mudcrabs the other day, horrid creatures but Ive heard their meat is quite good

[@tickingstickerbomb]

What ​@@adrianaslund8605

[@monkeygivingthefinger]

@@adrianaslund8605 do you visit the sky district often?

[@adrianaslund8605]

@@monkeygivingthefinger Oh what are you saying? Ofcourse I don't.

[@CappaTheProtogen]

3:47 "sloth sticker" but i heard swastika

[@tenelum9865]

OMG THE PART WHEN THE BOYFRIEND IS TEXTING HIS GIRLFRIEND ABOUT HOW MUCH HE LOVES HER IS SO ADORABLE OMGGGG

[@Echo_NightWing]

A little late for this, but this reminds me of something my mom has done more than once. She has seriously bought stuff in her sleep, have no idea how she does it, but it's hilarious whenever she buys stuff while asleep lol Here's a few things I can think of - $80 worth of potato chips that tastes like corn - 2 flash lights - Rainbow cooking utensils along with matching silverware - A music CD off of Amazon, and she somehow changed it to the European Amazon when we're in United States - A book - Final Fantasy 8 on Switch That's only a few of the things she fully purchased. There's one thing that she almost purchased. Though it would of been hilarious if it did She almost bought $107 worth of computer mice, and 3 of them looked like cars lol

[@lawrenceduan816]

W sleeping mum

[@Just.anENFP]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Sun_S3t_22_Official]

I used to think my mom did the stupidest things while being half-asleep, I can't think it anymore after reading this. Lol

[@entbratthecool]

And what she did while being half asleep​@@Sun_S3t_22_Official

[@friedensgabel]

"i do wash a mean shoe" has to be one of the most glorious boasts ever

[@DrBarbequeSauce]

Agreed, I want it on a shirt and one that just says 'send god'

[@gorebunny]

@@DrBarbequeSauce can we please include the "i love unnamed sos cute" and make a collection of dumb shirts?

[@DrBarbequeSauce]

@@gorebunny For sure, if we're making an entire collection, we also need 'Have you put your buggies in the oven yet?'

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

We also need “Kg as those look as DUCKINGF good”

[@TFMSVE2K8]

We also need one that says "can u throw mr granola bar :)))"

[@Matilda-kt4ro]

That gave me an idea. Confess to my crush over text at 2am, gauge his reaction, and if it’s a bad reaction I’ll just say I sleep texted him. Foolproof.

[@xlabc]

To leave the last one for the end was just a chef's kiss. I am tearing

[@NaNaShee]

I once sleep texted my friend a little poem that apparently popped into my head that I thought was a dream, didn't even realize that was possible. The snake fact really got me, was laughing so hard I got tears in my eyes. 😂

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

long

[@zach39840]

long

[@scribblecloud]

long

[@KewIsIncrediblyTired]

long

[@darkmoonthedirewolf9231]

long

[@sophiel787]

I’ve been sick in bed for the past two days and since I woke up I couldn’t wait to see the new video. I got snot all over my face from laughing. Good job as always 😊

[@Machinte]

Hope you get better soon :)

[@loslingos1232]

Lol same even had to call off work today

[@fallenberdlol]

Get well soon ❤❤❤

[@sarahoitmann3900]

Get well soon! Don't forget to drink and eat❤

[@TheGelasiaBlythe]

Feel better soon! I'm glad the video could cheer you up and clear you out just a little.

[@slowskybby]

i had a bad day today and i laughed through 75% of the video. Thanks to the people who sleep texted

[@Boopishmoop]

10:26 Ok “I do wash a mean shoe” has GOT to be my favorite one.

[@THE_crxqy]

you forgot about "Kill little bill"

[@mizukittyakinyama]

i personally love "im a jackal"

[@lukeplaysroblox2418]

“I need to shave” “Whats holding you back” “Debt.” IM LITERALLY IN TEARS LAUGHING ON MY FLOOR

[@KananR-ns9jv]

erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma erm what the sigma

[@SamanthamusPrimeV28050]

Are You okay?

[@savageratentertainment]

sad part is you can be on the floor my stomach hurts so bad from holding that in because i share a room lol that one was just so amazing x'DD

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

An 11-minute video of Matt making sense of some top-notch gibberish is amazing enough, but that pay-off - just “i tittyhead” - is utter class. The roof of Wembley has been shattered by the applause 😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏

[@that.transgender.cosplayer]

the last one was so sweet and adorable, I love how she handled her boyfriend's sleep texts

[@autonomouscollective2599]

The last one was actually i tittyhead, but that as sweet and adorable too.

[@JSE_NM]

​@@autonomouscollective2599LOL

[@tsukiokami1999]

@IonRuby oh great another transphobe thinking they are worth a shit. fuck off yeah? Im transgender too and Bisexual you gonna have an aneurism now?

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

@IonRubyI don’t see anything wrong with their profile picture and channel

[@Borealis109]

i tittyhead

[@dixiecobb9189]

I can never get tired of Matt Rose's wonderfully hilarious vids. I love videos of people sleeptexting,sleeptalking and sleepwalking (as long as no one got hurt)😊😊😊❤❤❤

[@SavouryGalette]

I love the weirdly ominous nature of "Cows with hair".

[@pentagonanimates]

Ponytail

[@halfsine]

ponytail

[@scphobia]

Ponytail

[@themostepichandle]

7:38 I love Matt trying to hide his laughter

[@FictionRaider007]

The build-up across the whole video with that long-running text for that final conclusive word made me laugh harder than I have all week. I mean, it is only Monday, but still.

[@elenabloksberg212]

The snake facts group one sent me 😭😭😭 i was expecting him to post something inappropriate or word jumble-esque, but "long" wa

[@rachele3334]

I started a journal of funny things my husband says when he takes ambien. My two favorites are “Wait, are you my wife?” and “I declare this day, September 28, a holy day of hilarity.”

[@fightingforsunrise]

Oh god, Ambien. My mama took Ambien for years. One time she knocked on my door at like 4am and opened the door to see me sitting in my room with the lights on, sitting up in a chair, reading a book. I put my book down and said "Hey, you okay? You need anything?" after which she squinted at me for a very long time with a very confused look on her face and whispered "are you awake???" the way you do when you dont want to speak too loudly in case the person really is asleep. I looked at her and sarcastically said "Oh yeah, I just have really gotten into reading books in my sleep lately. You know how it is." And she 100% seriously said "Okay sorry I love you I'll let you sleep" and left. I cried laughing at that.

[@MaoTao]

There's also Muscimol which is found in the Amanita Muscaria mushroom, which is basically the precursor to Ambien. It even works on the same receptors in the brain. That one had me thinking that mirrors had time limits and that the moon was the eye of James May.

[@heyheyheizou]

September 28th is my birthday💀💀

[@elizavetapavlova4672]

The "holy day of hilarity" just sent me 😂😂

[@novaseer]

was it september 28th when he said that

[@shivfrye]

Why is hearing Matt break character/composure and just yell or laugh uncontrollably so funny

[@VoloPlush]

11:05 that is the sweetest thing I’ve ever read omg

[@neolbioldey]

Np I noy

[@7eShellS9]

*NP I NOY???*

[@_-saumi]

np i noy🥺

[@mizukittyakinyama]

np i noy :((((

[@PixRaggamer]

2:23 is my favorite one and I laughed at all of theese and I love you're videos!!! Also that Unknown number must of gone like:Who the Hell is coming to my house???

[@fennecteal]

I love how in nearly every conversation both people end up equally confused

[@tall_prince]

I loved the checkerboard bit. Never stop being extra, Matt

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

Do you also wash a mean shoe? I do.

[@Gaons.hair_]

​@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 tuna

[@crystalgriffiths]

That was my fave too 😂

[@SaynYT]

Idk but there's something so special about your videos. Somehow you make all the post 100% funnier just by reading them lmao

[@sannarasmussen7040]

Its the british accent, i just know it lol

[@isielvwelcome3222]

"NOODLE BOY" got me thinking monkie kid so hard😭😭😭

[@pair973]

“I need to shave” “And who’s holding you back?” “Debt” IM CRYINGG😭😭

[@Therandomboiiii]

My mom woke me up for school one time. I woke up and simply said xwing, before falling asleep immediately 😂

[@Lord_Megatron_TFP]

Bro was living in Star Wars

[@qExAi5]

We caught the Red Leader snoozing by

[@Mikrofalówka27273]

XD

[@Alex-ft1df]

I said, "Brains!!!!!! When my mom woke me up for school and fell back to sleep afterward of doing this.

[@fluffycat679]

Funnily enough these can fit into two categories: One is proper (yet strange) thoughts, and the other is the brain just running through a bunch of letters, often S, and T and the like, and that actually makes sense, I can see the brain shuffling through each combination of letters eventually coming by a proper word or two every once in a while, and the more complete thoughts being closer to dreams, but like properly recorded, which is kinda scary as this is probably the closest we'll ever get to seeing our dreams.

[@Hewer86]

Do we not see our dreams when we're dreaming

[@MidnightTheKitten]

@@Hewer86 Seeing our dreams when we're awake I think they mean

[@laureng2110]

The 'bunch of letters' ones are quite likely to be someone just running their thumb over the keyboard

[@fluffycat679]

@@laureng2110 Yes, and while I'm more than aware that is likely to be the case I also feel that conclusion is rather boring. I'm sure that so long as you make sure to take everything with a grain of salt it'll be so much more fun to play along with these tales than to disregard them, regardless of the legitimacy of the claims.

[@Z4n3yB01]

some of it might also be autocorrect assuming what words you're trying to type.

[@d0y0u.kn0w.m3]

Dude you're seriously amazing- this video made my day 😭