Once i sleep texted the "🤢" emoji to my mum. What did she send before this? A photo of her new wedding dress.
@MaceDeMarco201011 ай бұрын
Oof.
@ellietheeevee11 ай бұрын
yikes
@idigu156811 ай бұрын
agreed
@Kev-real11 ай бұрын
not even ten minutes and you're pinned First reply btw edit: BRO I KNOW THAT I AINT THE FIRST REPLY. I DIDNT SEE THE REPLIES WHEN I COMMENTED THIS 😭
@weinereater-wm6qm11 ай бұрын
LMFAO
@USAwithknife10 ай бұрын
“I need to shave.” “What’s holding you back?” *”Debt.”* The most realistic sleep text I’ve ever seen.
@LillianNunyabizniss9 ай бұрын
FR
@MmmHuggles9 ай бұрын
It could literally be true. Razors are freaking expensive.
@idkreal3419 ай бұрын
Yes
@soanyway67468 ай бұрын
Ah yes, *Debt.* The one thing holding us all back, especially from Shaving.
@snxp_drxgons18928 ай бұрын
Debt is *sometimes* too controlling. You can’t even SHAVE without debt saying no to it.
@petuniatherain-nightwing100210 ай бұрын
The boyfriend sleep texting his girlfriend about how much he loves her is really wholesome and the fact that she knows he is sleep texting and can understand what he is saying just makes it even better.
@nam_nam10 ай бұрын
yes that one was so sweet, reminds me how my other dozes off while talking
@kaitlyn338610 ай бұрын
Ikr and you can tell he was being genuine because people who sleep text often spill out the truth a lot
@Nina-wh6hb10 ай бұрын
Yeah that ones is adorable
@Klekeec10 ай бұрын
Oh hi petunia!
@Snoweyz110 ай бұрын
Plot twist: he was dreaming of another girl..
@CntrazZombie42 ай бұрын
"I do wash a mean shoe." Is such a powerful level of confidence
@CanucksFan69TornadoIdk2 ай бұрын
Same
@Jeff_the_pentumbraАй бұрын
THE SHOE IS ATTACKING ME
@SebHaarfagreАй бұрын
@luqiiiii26 күн бұрын
real
@mxsteri017 күн бұрын
i love unnamed sos cute 😍😍😍
@averagecupofcoffee4 ай бұрын
“Drive safely” followed by “I’m Adele” might just be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
@MaksiuMilicz2 ай бұрын
Because Adele texted this message
@Fnafiac2 ай бұрын
Especially if their name is nothing close to Adele
@llbrainjoker57422 ай бұрын
Bet this is gonna age well
@TommyKJgaming29 күн бұрын
tittyhead
@Caitilizzie11 ай бұрын
That last one was adorable, and the fact that the girlfriend could decipher everything he was saying and knew he was sleep texting is the cherry on top
@aiiiia997111 ай бұрын
Seriously so cute
@gachabloxgirl395811 ай бұрын
I loved all the ones at the end where it was ppl telling their partners (or trying to tell them cuz they’re too sleepy 😂) how much they loved them. So cute 🥺❤
@cirlcurl-of-friends_aec11 ай бұрын
i tittyhead
@Agagnier10 ай бұрын
😊❤
@raisyap.anindita971610 ай бұрын
Tittyhead?
@somedudethatlovesmemes662511 ай бұрын
11:09 I love how she's so used to him sleep texting, she can even understand what he's saying That's just incredibly wholesome
@pennywar467711 ай бұрын
I know that one was so sweet I almost crieddd
@zionfultz849511 ай бұрын
I can understand most of what he said, but yea very wholesome
@satgurs11 ай бұрын
i mean, i wasn't used to him sleep texting and i could understand it too
@BreezyBee711 ай бұрын
I was able to understand all but the last 2 messages they sent.
@mossiest_moss11 ай бұрын
I bet he's faking it, it doesn't look like the other sleep texts
@The_Real_Lilly2 ай бұрын
“Can you throw Mr. Granola Bar” got me
@asimkhan36112 ай бұрын
I thought it was: "Can you throw Mrs. Grandma Car"😂
@asimkhan36112 ай бұрын
I thought it was: "Can you throw Mrs. Grandma Car"😂
@invaderr_rАй бұрын
how about nice adjustments and incooonet gossips
@erm..idkbutheyguysАй бұрын
@@invaderr_r wgar
@ArandompersonDАй бұрын
*Throws Mr. Granola Bar* THERE :/
@ellenneys36672 ай бұрын
"Im purple" "Help" Sounds like william afton finally looked in the mirror 😂
@jenniferarmstrong5271Ай бұрын
Lol
@duckzyRBXАй бұрын
crazy
@SamanthaWorldOfficialАй бұрын
Fr
@WeebEditss25 күн бұрын
when i saw that conversation i immediately thought "Toji Fushiguro"
@Nenenen._.kusanagi25 күн бұрын
Why he ourple
@FoxBlocksHere11 ай бұрын
I'm shocked that sleep texting is possible. The fact that people can unlock their phones, navigate to their messaging apps, select a conversation, and start typing (and even send images?!?!) shows how remarkable our brains are.
@crowmatic_co11 ай бұрын
the brain is an amazing thing. horrifying, but amazing
@blanketeer632111 ай бұрын
Several years ago I once sleepwalked over to my phone, typed in the password and turned my alarm off. It does happen and it's really weird
@kryw1011 ай бұрын
I once cooked dinner for five people while sleeping, went back to bed, and was completely baffled when one of them thanked me the next day. So yeah. The brain is an amazing and fearfully weird slab of meatstuff.
@leeshajoi11 ай бұрын
Given the amount of times I've pocket-dialed someone on Discord just by sticking my phone in my pocket without turning the screen off first...
@tinfoilhatseller11 ай бұрын
It's more likely that they dozed off while texting.
@unlikelygamer11 ай бұрын
The one at 5:13 killed me. That fact that it technically IS a true fact about snakes, but so simply worded, just made me laugh so hard
@infectedpotato11711 ай бұрын
me too
@ziar1te11 ай бұрын
samee
@magiv420511 ай бұрын
Same, I ugly laughed
@Knifzter11 ай бұрын
Long indeed
@amalgamoon11 ай бұрын
logn
@Zyncra3 ай бұрын
The whole I am purple exchange was so well voice acted that I fell into a borderline psychotic laughing fit
@masterofthetear81382 ай бұрын
ᵖᵘʳᵖᵉ
@Boopishmoop3 ай бұрын
10:26 Ok “I do wash a mean shoe” has GOT to be my favorite one.
@THE_crxqyАй бұрын
you forgot about "Kill little bill"
@Pet_VibesCce11 ай бұрын
I love Matt’s ability to pronounce absolute gibberish
@Dark_CaveJohnson11 ай бұрын
Hdjjejenbejduuenallakdjd
@emudigger980711 ай бұрын
Remember hes british (I just wanted to remember this comment is a joke because some people are taking it seriously)
@teachmetohowl11 ай бұрын
@@emudigger9807 Um British people don't just have that superpower. I would know as a British person. (Edit: I did not take the British people comment I’m replying to seriously, I’m joking along ffs)
@username515511 ай бұрын
And yet he can’t pronounce bidet ( 3:25 )
@Pet_VibesCce11 ай бұрын
@@MaceDeMarco2010how the heck am I a bot
@fiveoneecho3 ай бұрын
"I do wash a mean shoe" is such a funny wildline from an NPC.
@adrianaslund860527 күн бұрын
Saw a couple of mudcrabs the other day, horrid creatures but Ive heard their meat is quite good
@tickingstickerbomb16 күн бұрын
What @@adrianaslund8605
@pair9733 ай бұрын
“I need to shave” “And who’s holding you back?” “Debt” IM CRYINGG😭😭
@keels82911 ай бұрын
The ones near the end of the ppl sleep texting their partners about how much they love them is so frickin cute 🥺 also I completely lost it at Sloan's snake fact
@heatherandluke325211 ай бұрын
long
@larscarvalho532311 ай бұрын
long
@fionamclary763111 ай бұрын
long
@dontbefatuousjeffrey249411 ай бұрын
Long? long
@Mr.Bob-Gray11 ай бұрын
long
@mangle914311 ай бұрын
I find it hilarious that Matt can flawlessly speak the gibberish on the 5:32-6:32 segment, but the actual words mess him up.
@gachabloxgirl395811 ай бұрын
He’s so used to pronouncing gibberish, it has started to transfer over to the normal words 😭😭😭
@AngelTheFemboy11 ай бұрын
Not to :stepping on lego:
@just_ur_local_idiot10 ай бұрын
@@gachabloxgirl3958gibberish is his new language
@Senia49210 ай бұрын
Uegeuege WHAT THE
@jesscarlolea419710 ай бұрын
Not to incriminate now to : *feels a little too good* :
@SyphonShortsYT2 ай бұрын
2:33 Imagine getting a text at 2:56 in the morning from a random number saying “im on my way” 💀
@TheTimestampCommenter26 күн бұрын
lmao its literally 2:59 am when i read this
@Username11orPaaaan3411 күн бұрын
SKULL EMOJIIIII
@LeoDesixКүн бұрын
It's 4:44 a.m. for me
@Therandomboiiii3 ай бұрын
My mom woke me up for school one time. I woke up and simply said xwing, before falling asleep immediately 😂
@Lord_Megatron_TFP2 ай бұрын
Bro was living in Star Wars
@qExAi528 күн бұрын
We caught the Red Leader snoozing by
@Username11orPaaaan3411 күн бұрын
XD
@ConiferConnieTreeCow10 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at Matt's delivery of "LONG" that my arms temporarily became too weak to open the already unsealed lid of my apple juice
@Sillimant_10 ай бұрын
weakling
@ConiferConnieTreeCow10 ай бұрын
@@Sillimant_ lmao i said temporarily
@mazzy_ivy10 ай бұрын
lmfao
@justwanted-he3um9 ай бұрын
For a sec, i thought it said apple slid
@thisworldsans9 ай бұрын
Did you get your apple juice in the end?
@livesinbin58306 ай бұрын
“I’m on my way” is one of the more scary messages you could receive from an unknown number.
@ericspiers85074 ай бұрын
tragic
@leslie_meyers_cosplay3 ай бұрын
That was from someone in he comments
@2.11-g3 ай бұрын
I’m omw
@Your_The_Guilty_As_Sin_LOML3 ай бұрын
@@2.11-gI’m omw
@oren13053 ай бұрын
Happened to me a while back, turns out my dad had added me and several others to a group text and all I got was, "I am coming to the city soon...."
@samuelcelis28022 ай бұрын
1:58 Some sleeptext I like 😂: "How are we dressing for this party?" "As An E G G." ... "Ok🤔."
@ArandompersonDАй бұрын
*Walks into the fanceyyy party as an egg* oh shitttt 🫢
@solong_abigail28 күн бұрын
The small interruptions of “s ts o s t tti” is so funny LMAO
@GoofyGooberMars11 ай бұрын
7:34 I love moments like this where Matt starts laughing halfway through reading something 😂😂
@zkam90011 ай бұрын
yeah Edit: only like comments that say "yeah"
@rolandfromlibraryofruina11 ай бұрын
yeah
@chesno61111 ай бұрын
yeah
@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes11 ай бұрын
Me too
@greilus453511 ай бұрын
yeah
@BelfryClock11 ай бұрын
One day I was sleep deprived and crashed out at 4pm, woke up hallucinating at 8pm and texted my parents “HOW COULD YOU SELL YOUR SON TO ALIENS?!”
@Bazk1t11 ай бұрын
wtf 😭😭
@thesaturnismelting11 ай бұрын
Lmao
@johnpatrick851111 ай бұрын
Texted my friend, "please turn off your stove I am IN YOUR HOME"
@haventchangedmypfpsince200911 ай бұрын
What about sleep paralysis texting? I take heavy meds at night and whilst I was paralyzed (or having a seizure, IDK till this day) I spam texted my mom panicked gibberish and I managed to call her, I faceplanted on the ground until I was able to move myself fully... shit was terrifying, luckily there weren't any spontaneous knives facing upright.
@narrativeless40411 ай бұрын
Lmfao *SKULL EMOJI!!! 💀💀💀*
@SOOTYANDMISCHA2 ай бұрын
'Horse' killed me, I spat my water out all over my computer, crying with laughter. 🤣🤣🤣
@kacperolszowski1331Ай бұрын
"protect the sausage" broke me
@potato-uj9dk8 ай бұрын
i want to see two sleep texters get into a full sleep conversation
@Artsy-Creature8 ай бұрын
omg yass
@Smo1k7 ай бұрын
Have one of them be a scot and the other a kiwi. Speech-to-text, and guess whether they're awake 😁
@1rr3gular7 ай бұрын
i wanna see two sleep texters plan a fight
@renadex49057 ай бұрын
just give too people mushroom and make them communicate, that give pretty much the same result
@very_channel7 ай бұрын
Go to description and you'll find something called a transcript which is basically time stamps @SeeJay-ji7tq
@NevazkKa6 ай бұрын
"Send god" is such a powerful quote
@xe89054 ай бұрын
Oh, the fulk??
@user-betprolol2 ай бұрын
:send god
@DarkBookNoteOSC17 күн бұрын
@@user-betprolol𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁
@BrettNeuzАй бұрын
“Are you moving to Gambia?” Sounds like a question my Grampa would ask me whether he’s awake or not
@2024CommenterGuyАй бұрын
“Bchillin like naocitude chiccoa f” is an official term in my vocabulary now😂
@garris204610 ай бұрын
7:36 HEARING MATT GENUINLY LAUGH MADE MY HEART HAPPY
@S0larEclipse...10 ай бұрын
ME TOO
@1fleshnhim10 ай бұрын
7:33 for the entire text
@thefunnies397110 ай бұрын
Matt
@VoidDoesVideos10 ай бұрын
same
@KJISWITHALL7 ай бұрын
Sussy...
@theaudiotrailerdetective11 ай бұрын
Petition for matt to continue putting eggs on random people’s door (maybe a halloween special?)
@Matt_Rose11 ай бұрын
Easter, surely
@AshXPP11 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rosenope, halloween Edit:: then it's even more unexpected
@idigu156811 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rosematt
@KoiDayz11 ай бұрын
@@Matt_Rosehapy eg
@Spongyboi89711 ай бұрын
Move over Easter Bunny, there's a new egg-hiding person in town!
@Someone.southafrica4 ай бұрын
One time I sleep texted my aunt quite late “rats” and when she woke up, just sent a laughing emoji
@ConfusedLemonsАй бұрын
I love you the "I love you" and affectionate texts were usually the most cogerent and well-typed. Its like muscle memeory ❤
@panickednoodle11 ай бұрын
Gotta applause this man’s dedication to not only read gibberish, but to do so correctly 👌
@vikaaaaaa11 ай бұрын
hi unus annus pfp
@panickednoodle11 ай бұрын
@@vikaaaaaa Memento Mori
@vikaaaaaa11 ай бұрын
@@panickednoodle memento mori
@Mo_Mauve11 ай бұрын
10:01 Mispronunciation of gibberish.
@panickednoodle11 ай бұрын
@@Mo_MauveYou’re right! Matt, I am _disappointed_
@that.transgender.cosplayer11 ай бұрын
the last one was so sweet and adorable, I love how she handled her boyfriend's sleep texts
@autonomouscollective259911 ай бұрын
The last one was actually i tittyhead, but that as sweet and adorable too.
@JSE_NM10 ай бұрын
@@autonomouscollective2599LOL
@ahogammer689510 ай бұрын
2nd to last 1*
@tsukiokami199910 ай бұрын
@IonRuby oh great another transphobe thinking they are worth a shit. fuck off yeah? Im transgender too and Bisexual you gonna have an aneurism now?
@alicebthegachaweirdo83789 ай бұрын
@IonRubyI don’t see anything wrong with their profile picture and channel
@user-wc6sg7lh7z3 ай бұрын
5:45 HOW CAN YOU EVEN READ THAT ?!?! I AM IMPRESSED !😭 GOD I LOVE THIS CHANNEL SM!!
@daviddimarco16292 ай бұрын
After watching these videos and hearing Matt Rose speak fluent gibberish, I am convinced he can take a word search puzzle and make coherent words out of it line for line.
@Iamalive1236 ай бұрын
This once happened to me. Here's how the convo went Me: "i just peed" Friend: "Okay? I don't think i needed to know that-" Me: "like a a a a a a a a" Friend: "A what?" Me: "Bald pigeon cream" Friend: "Yeah I'm going back to sleep" Me: "beware of it"
@Raincellz6 ай бұрын
OMG IM FUCKIN DYING 🤣
@JoPo-nk8pr6 ай бұрын
Beware the Bald Pigeon Cream . . .
@EmmaF4y6 ай бұрын
I'm so scared rn
@ryeghiyan48516 ай бұрын
Sounds intense
@gPukall166 ай бұрын
@@Raincellz do i call 911?
@Antifearn11 ай бұрын
My mom recently sleep-texted me a recipe for Japanese fried chicken while she was at a chemotherapy appointment. I thought it looked delicious from the pictures, so I texted her asking if she would make it. She had no recollection of ever sending it to me, but we tried it anyways and absolutely loved it.
@dontbefatuousjeffrey249411 ай бұрын
That is not the ending I expected. But it is a wholesome one. I hope the chemo works. Similar kept my mum going, without suffering or side-effects, for many years. I hope for full remission for your mum.💜
@Antifearn11 ай бұрын
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494Thank you so much! She actually got a lumpectomy last month and is now starting radiation. She is doing much better and I’m very proud of her progress. 😊
@magicsparks411 ай бұрын
awwww
@vegvisirskald21722 ай бұрын
Dude I've had to stop the video and back up so many times already I can't stop laughing. I haven't laughed this hard in years. Ima need more of these mate.
@kingsleadershipinstitute27132 ай бұрын
“AS AN EGG” got me 😂 😂😂
@fifiLOLZ_236 күн бұрын
The tone he used when he read it made it even better LOL “How will we be dressing for this party?” “as. an. *EGG* “
@silverally457211 ай бұрын
everyone always talks about how good matt is at pronouncing gibberish, but another thing i love is the sort of tone he uses for very simple statements, like when he goes "L O N G" at 5:13 it just perfectly captures the energy of like a 3 year old barging into their parents' room at 2am to announce that they farted or something
@inkterp532211 ай бұрын
IAM NOW CRYING FROM LAUGHTER JESUS FUCK HELLLLLLPPPPPPP THE THREE YEAR OLD IMGAE IS TOO GOOD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭✋
@gachabloxgirl395811 ай бұрын
@@inkterp5322SAME BAHAHHA CUZ IK IVE DONE THIS BEFORE TO MY PARENTS AND ITS HILARIOUS TO THINK ABOUT
@majarini11 ай бұрын
BEST comment, oml 😂
@hearts4remi11 ай бұрын
STOPPP NOT THE THREE YEAR OLD 😭😭
@texastank11 ай бұрын
*tittyhead*
@holycow46797 ай бұрын
"I do wash a mean shoe" is easily the best one here
@Lunam_D._Roger5 ай бұрын
Yeah. That one and "long"
@JailyTheCarGuy3 ай бұрын
I never thought I would laugh at the word "Thirsty"
@kaitheskzstan6 күн бұрын
AESPA MENTIONED
@roniBelisleАй бұрын
10:24: "I do wash a mean shoe" had me rolling😂😂😂🤣🤣
@construct20095 ай бұрын
I once texted my mom "HOHOOOHOUGH COOCKFISH🛎" My mom replied "Indeed"
@TheGooseOfChaos4 ай бұрын
I am a ninja turtle cuz ttts tsts tiist shtsi ttssst
@mega_micro3 ай бұрын
@@TheGooseOfChaos Thba
@huh4262 ай бұрын
reminds me of the wallter and flesh cousin dialogue in regretevator
@thenonfurry2 ай бұрын
indeed. 🐓🐟
@gaylittlefish2 ай бұрын
@@huh426 regr fab in the wild holt hsit
@kodirawr7 ай бұрын
ok but "long" is perfectly accurate snake fact
@FabioDaFemboy5 ай бұрын
“can you tell me about this snake?” “l o n g”
@Geraldandme5 ай бұрын
@@FabioDaFemboyyes. Perfect reply. Just that is beautiful. I now love the word, ‘long’.
@cameronspence49775 ай бұрын
LONG!
@thebobrkurwa5 ай бұрын
short
@sauerkids92544 ай бұрын
wide
@Sienna61642 ай бұрын
I once texted my teacher that I’d meet with him at 10 am and then asked to reschedule due to insomnia Thankfully, he was a good sport about it
@isielvwelcome3222Ай бұрын
"NOODLE BOY" got me thinking monkie kid so hard😭😭😭
@Pixelcraftian6 ай бұрын
_"i am paranoid about this new killer"_ I was drinking water Matt Rose!! You did not have to make me laugh then
@pentagonanimates6 ай бұрын
oh helo
@Nikkii1990455 ай бұрын
*"what?"*
@HVY5265 ай бұрын
PENTAGONANIMATES WATCHES MATT ROSE TOO
@AmyWall-mt4og2 ай бұрын
Yeah, laughing with a mouthful of water is not a very good idea...
@SaraRankins.11 ай бұрын
Oh that last convo between the girlfriend and her sleeping boyfriend is so wholesome!
@KitCatIsNotACat11 ай бұрын
It’s my favorite one
@alexanderthemidI11 ай бұрын
gaming is stronger than love
@alexanderthemidI11 ай бұрын
the forces of minecraft will defeat romantic relationships 😂😂
@69sugarskull6911 ай бұрын
@@alexanderthemidI i wish you luck in this thing called life.
@viljamtheninja11 ай бұрын
@@alexanderthemidI ........ If you're really that dedicated to gaming, then at least play some Ninja Gaiden or something, not just fucking Minecraft.
@joshhaworth21552 ай бұрын
I remember when a friend meant to text me "yeahhh..." but instead she said "uhevvv...". I suspect she was half asleep at the time.
@KnoxBoulton-sp6eo2 ай бұрын
Somebody give this man an award for pronouncing all of these
@gamingandchess11 ай бұрын
I dont care what people say but noodle boy is the scientifically best pick up line. Works every time. From experience.
@sethmilligan883311 ай бұрын
I take it you ship spicynoodles?
@MintBunHunter11 ай бұрын
pasta girl
@ask34311 ай бұрын
i'm using that @@MintBunHunter
@ArcstoneBionicle11 ай бұрын
Ideally shouted at the top of one's lungs while on fire.
@mischiefburns11 ай бұрын
I heard it in the exact voice lol
@wh0._srsly_4sk3d6 ай бұрын
"Cows with hair." " *Ponytail.* " This is my favorite istg-
@2025Fox5 ай бұрын
"what will we dress for the party" "As an egg"
@wh0._srsly_4sk3d5 ай бұрын
@@2025Fox lol
@user-hh1it7rf2n4 ай бұрын
Yay dku j efg
@jeandutoit12264 ай бұрын
@@user-hh1it7rf2no_o
@eliashinds23704 ай бұрын
Bars
@slowskybby2 ай бұрын
i had a bad day today and i laughed through 75% of the video. Thanks to the people who sleep texted
@kd_ss3 ай бұрын
Best video I’ve seen on this channel yet 😂 The end was so emotional
@Lucario00076 ай бұрын
I once sleep emailed my teacher “bingus” at 2am
@VoidDoesVideos6 ай бұрын
LMAO WHY HOW WHAT💀😭💀😭💀
@Geraldandme5 ай бұрын
Bingue. Pink cat. At 2 am. To a teacher. That’s a perfect story. Make that a story.
@Lucario00075 ай бұрын
@@Geraldandme it was too my cooking teacher
@Lucario00075 ай бұрын
@@VoidDoesVideos tired and randomly texting on discord with outlooks tab next to them
@ItchyBurritoMiniAltThingy4 ай бұрын
F - -
@bonethievery11 ай бұрын
Matt, you're genuinely one of the only channels that never fails to make me laugh with every single video.
@elijahgipper183711 ай бұрын
Michael Jackson never fails to make me dance
@tirushone644611 ай бұрын
CRINGE@Fychf
@dontbefatuousjeffrey249411 ай бұрын
'Tis a bot. Or repeated cut-and-paste. Either way, you can report it as spam. Third time I've seen it on here. @@tirushone6446
@SpeedOfTheEarth11 ай бұрын
same, literally every video😂
@VoidDoesVideos11 ай бұрын
same
@Highsch00l_Sw33thearts4 ай бұрын
This made me laugh so hard I started crying laughing and almost peed my pants 😭
@LostFunocity2 ай бұрын
You know you have a deep connection with someone when you can text as if drunk/overly tired and they will still make sense of it.
@GatheredStorm_YT4 ай бұрын
What’s even more terrifying is answering a call in your sleep and having a real person’s voice suddenly pierce into your dream, I’ve had it happen once, it was not fun
@scphobia4 ай бұрын
Imagine just being in your dream and then your dog comes up to you and goes *"uh, hi, is this Thomas?"* just for you to get scared and wake up only to realize it was your goddamned phone
@jswayne75463 ай бұрын
My dad once woke up on the phone when he was in college. He had no idea who he was even talking to.
@meepzesheep6954Ай бұрын
Imagine being g in a calming dream, then, out of no where......"I AM HERE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY"
@tranquilizerDvN3 күн бұрын
Bro voices of people from TV is like the only one i had in my dreams
@TjaxArDIks611 ай бұрын
"i need to shave" "who's holding you back?" "dept" had me dying of laughter
@SamanthamusPrimeV280509 ай бұрын
It kinda does make sense since if you are in debt, you won't have money to buy a razor and shaving cream.
@uninterestingInsanity18 күн бұрын
I fell asleep watching this and texted my friend "H" in my sleep He texted back "H?" Best interaction I've ever had
@appleleptiker3 ай бұрын
Matt Rose is the only person that can read sleep texts, whilst sounding like a guitar and a bird
@YourBoyPawn7 ай бұрын
"Snake facts, go!" "Long" No, no, she's got a point. SEND HELP WHY IS EVERYONE RESPONDING WITH LONG
@Spudahan5 ай бұрын
long
@MelonStuffextra5 ай бұрын
long@@Spudahan
@IdiotaProfesional5 ай бұрын
long @@MelonStuffextra
@iihxllyy5 ай бұрын
@@IdiotaProfesionallong
@g00dbunny5 ай бұрын
long @@IdiotaProfesional
@Theratsintrenchcoat8 ай бұрын
I'm a sleep texter. My old phone , which I had for 3 years, had a thumbprint recondition for unlocking. I had to start signing out of my social medias because it got so bad. I would text mostly coherently. I have night terrors, and sometimes it was related to these - which scared the crap out of my friends. My dad witnessed me sleep texting once, he came in to wake me up and when I did actually wake up about an hour later, he had taken my phone and it was charging in the kitchen. Turns out I was texting HIM about the TRANSFORMERS LORE?
@Chaotiv6 ай бұрын
wow. thats... something.
@UrLocalAussieBall5 ай бұрын
Lmaoooooo that would be pretty funny yet confusing
@xXBLANKSENTINELMANIAXx4 ай бұрын
Real as fuck tho
@miHoLoverse4 ай бұрын
The transformers lore? Lmao that's lovely
@TheGooseOfChaos4 ай бұрын
I can't believe you while sleeping, TEXTED HIM THE TRANSFORMERS LORE?!
@PixRaggamerАй бұрын
2:23 is my favorite one and I laughed at all of theese and I love you're videos!!! Also that Unknown number must of gone like:Who the Hell is coming to my house???
@TheAmIsYes2 ай бұрын
The most I’ve ever done is watch tv in my sleep on multiple occasions, like I was sitting in my bed asleep and I was watching it from my dreams
@wavewingman59939 ай бұрын
The ones where the boyfriend is sleep texting his girlfriend are so relatable. I love my girlfriend more than anything in the world, and I can totally see myself doing that. I do remember messaging her while I was on the verge of sleep in the past, and I probably said a lot of stuff like that in my half-asleep state.
@eetuthereindeer66718 ай бұрын
I wish I wasn't such an extrovert.... 😔 i need company but when I get some I get so exhausted in like 1 hour and then just wanna sleep. Then im lonely again Its like i wanna see people when im alone and wanna be alone when I see people. Its tough
@rotisseriepossum8 ай бұрын
reminds me of how my husband will scramble to hold my hand in his sleep, it’s so cute
@KimDare758 ай бұрын
Certified Annabeth and Percy moment
@KimDare758 ай бұрын
@@eetuthereindeer6671Eeeeeeh, I think you got that wrong? (Or me, probably...) Isn't extroversion being charged by being around people and introversion getting exhausted around them? In this case, you'd be more of a light introvert (gets tired of people, but still wants them) or an ambivert (both somehow). I can relate to this MASSIVELY though. I feel ya.
@eetuthereindeer66718 ай бұрын
@@KimDare75 I did get them wrong lol you're right 😂
@cakemanLHK11 ай бұрын
It would never in a a hundred years have occurred to me that sleep texting is a thing.
@Gamemaster640011 ай бұрын
I think that it exists in two forms: 1. Falling asleep while your phone's open and accidentally using the keyboard or 2. Being mostly asleep but awake enough to do stuff and wanting to inform someone about something that happened in a dream or is on your mind, I've done this one a few times to my partner lol
@JukoYT11 ай бұрын
@@Gamemaster6400i texted on discord late at night couple of times where i spend 2minutes looking at a sentance trying to figure out if it makes sense
@BluesofButterfly11 ай бұрын
Few times I picked up my phone to type something in notes app or to text it to someone while half asleep. Then went to sleep again with phone in hand dreaming that I finished doing it. My brain isn't evolved to go through the several steps involved I suppose. 😂😂
@renakunisaki11 ай бұрын
I guess there's a few ways it can happen. Being half awake, poking random things on the screen in your sleep, voice recognition, falling asleep while writing...
@planefan08211 ай бұрын
@@renakunisakiI once was informed my a family member in the morning that I'd woken them up at 3am by getting out of bed, going to my laptop (which was in a different room), logged in and searched random nonsense phrases before going back to bed. Sure enough I checked my browser history, there it was. I had the layout of the place and my password both down to muscle memory at that suppose so it's not that implausible
@Cinnamon.__.Paws__.3 ай бұрын
THE ONE MESSAGE MY JEB MADE ME DIE OF LAUGHTER LOL
@V3N0M_F4NG3 ай бұрын
1:21 this conversation sent me to a whole nother dimension Istfg 😭🤚
@AdamKlownzinger6 ай бұрын
“I would never not love you, fictional character or not” is a power move. What power it is asserting, I am not sure. But i know its a power move
@sachimourya14318 ай бұрын
“SEND GOD.” is killing me. I’m gonna be saying this from now on.😂😂😂😂
@user-ed8yx1lk8k6 ай бұрын
"noeh" - god
@TheMemeStealingVideoEditor2K83 ай бұрын
sachi what
@CaylonOlton2 ай бұрын
Just the fact that, that single, long sleep text reappears in the video is just bonkers☠
@memesofgacha4 ай бұрын
I don’t know if I’m exhausted or what but I cannot BREATHE this is so funny
@memesofgacha4 ай бұрын
Oh my god I just realized I was watching it at 1.5 speed
@randomlilith11 ай бұрын
Matt Rose you don't know me and these videos are just for fun (lots of fun, they're very funny) but I struggle with dissociation a lot and watching a video from you sometimes makes me smile enough to pull me out of the spiral when I have no other way of grounding myself. Never stop posting, you're a cool guy :)
“I need to shave” “Whats holding you back” “Debt.” IM LITERALLY IN TEARS LAUGHING ON MY FLOOR
@KananR-ns9jv2 ай бұрын
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@SamanthamusPrimeV280502 ай бұрын
Are You okay?
@savageratentertainment2 ай бұрын
sad part is you can be on the floor my stomach hurts so bad from holding that in because i share a room lol that one was just so amazing x'DD
@unfunnynamehere99792 ай бұрын
sleep joining a group and sleep contributing is the most impressive feat you can do online
@redtailarts10126 күн бұрын
Half of these are just "I fell asleep on my phone and accidentally hit the keyboard a bunch of times" and the other half is like actually sleep talking through text
@thebirdbrained.11 ай бұрын
Matt your videos are the rare sort of content that makes you genuinely struggle to avoid laughing out loud when no one’s around
@andrewshouse984010 ай бұрын
Seems like at least once each video I have to pause to let the laughter out. Like him trying over and over that section.
@Chameleon_Cat10 ай бұрын
I just laugh my arse off at 11 in the morning like a dumbaass
@Devantejah10 ай бұрын
But why would you need to avoid laughing out loud when you're alone? It's not like you're going to bother someone, right?
@thebirdbrained.10 ай бұрын
True that lol For some reason, people tend to laugh around 30 times less than when they’re not with people. I’m not sure why, but the numbers are kind of staggering @@Devantejah
@8xus_110 ай бұрын
Same
@Tabby.exe_9 ай бұрын
Matt is a grown man, yet still laughs at a sleep text telling someone to “protect the sausage I can’t it’s gonna gat too soggy”
@Matilda-kt4roАй бұрын
That gave me an idea. Confess to my crush over text at 2am, gauge his reaction, and if it’s a bad reaction I’ll just say I sleep texted him. Foolproof.
@Al_the_therian-nm5ve2 ай бұрын
“I need to shave.” “Whos holding you back?” “DEBT.”
@xlabc8 ай бұрын
To leave the last one for the end was just a chef's kiss. I am tearing
@Ravenna.E.Blackbird11 ай бұрын
10:25 The variety of nonsensical texts shown simultaneously followed by a chorus of *"What?"* is *top tier cinematography,* you simply cannot change my mind.
@Jellotines10 ай бұрын
*what?*
@TediiMilkyWayz10 ай бұрын
@@Jellotines*w h a t(
@lillianruiz947410 ай бұрын
*WGAT*
@icylexplode9 ай бұрын
what
@A_Peashooters_Content8 ай бұрын
Wit?
@nettlecider3 ай бұрын
'Sloth Sticker' said this fast many times in a row has .. a vibe to it one might say
@JackNuich25 күн бұрын
I've been looking for this
@BillyBennington17 күн бұрын
Ngl i wasn’t watching the video just listening and thought Matt was saying swastika
@AngelJimenez-hy2mhАй бұрын
“i” “ *TITTYHEAD* “ i cant im dead😭💀
@Matt_Rose11 ай бұрын
I think it's fair to say, if you're going to get a tattoo of a sloth sticker, make sure you enunciate it slowly.
@Gaons.hair_11 ай бұрын
Yuo Oops i meant to yup, sorry
@what.three_dimensional10 ай бұрын
and get ready as well
@OKYAH4 ай бұрын
S l l l o o o o o t t t t t t t t t t t t h h h h h h h h h hvhhh
@Lightmodeblindsyou4 ай бұрын
I once accidentally sleep texted my bf. I have no idea how it happens. I was terrified.
@lavieestbellexx3 ай бұрын
I had to go back and listen to figure out the mishearing, and WOW YEAH
@kickstxr11 ай бұрын
Matt may not ever sleep but he never fails to post sleep texting videos.
@turkey_sandwhich11 ай бұрын
@Fychfuhhh
@1kaz111 ай бұрын
Bc he posts these asleep
@mariaelizabethflorendo16393 күн бұрын
No matter how many times i watch this video, it never fails to make me laugh so hard 😂😂😂
@anthophiliia29 күн бұрын
I once sleep texted "Stop it" "Help" and "Chair" in that exact order to a groupchat of 11 people! A few people texted back "WHAT???" "Jo why are you up so late😭😭😭" "What does this mean" and when I saw that in the morning I was so confused lol
@CYYNNIE8 ай бұрын
GUYS IM JUST REALIZING THAT THE “I’m on my way” SLEEP TEXT UNKNOWN NUMBER MIGHT HAVE BEEN ME 😭
@DuoEditzYT6 ай бұрын
goddamit
@gabbithealicorn73276 ай бұрын
What are the odds? 😂
@CYYNNIE6 ай бұрын
@noahiots I WAS SO CONFUSED I WAS LIKE- “who is this- why are they ‘on their way’ why- DO I KNOW THIS PERSON?”
@myarmsrgone6 ай бұрын
It's the funniest thing I've seen today Getting a message from an unknown number that's just "I'm on my way." is equal parts hilarious and fucking terrifying
@CYYNNIE6 ай бұрын
@@myarmsrgone i should start doing this just spamming numbers and saying "Im on my way!"
@friedensgabel11 ай бұрын
"i do wash a mean shoe" has to be one of the most glorious boasts ever
@DrBarbequeSauce9 ай бұрын
Agreed, I want it on a shirt and one that just says 'send god'
@gorebunny8 ай бұрын
@@DrBarbequeSauce can we please include the "i love unnamed sos cute" and make a collection of dumb shirts?
@DrBarbequeSauce8 ай бұрын
@@gorebunny For sure, if we're making an entire collection, we also need 'Have you put your buggies in the oven yet?'
@tsifirakiehl42508 ай бұрын
We also need “Kg as those look as DUCKINGF good”
@TheMemeStealingVideoEditor2K83 ай бұрын
We also need one that says "can u throw mr granola bar :)))"
@collinbloo2 күн бұрын
I love when Matt actually laughs at what he's reading
@DougOnGtagКүн бұрын
"Snake facts, GO!" *other people being normal* "....long."