Video Games made up in People's Dreams

Hope everyone out there is having a great day :) apart from you Splurmpy.

[@retr0color]

being a viewer of emkay and matt rose feels like being the child of divorced parents having a custody battle

[@smashthesubscribebutton]

I’m divorced my wife left me at 1 years old Edit: I’m laying under my table I don’t even know where I am

[@calikae]

LMAO FR

[@HVY526]

I'm also a viewer of EzPz.

[@lawnmow]

thats..one way to word it

[@Crickets_Territory]

BAHAHHA- HELPP FR

[@Casual-enjoyer]

The best part of "obama is missing" is that your only option is ok. You can't find him, you can ony accept that he is gone.

[@Jacob_was_here]

I think it was supposed to be the play button, but it's funnier this way 😂

[@RBLXGILGAROS]

So wait, what if you still try to find him anyways? They didnt specify if he was gone forever so im curious if i can explore deeper and find obama.

[@Envy-Animations]

His soul in unpleate

[@LEGO_IndianaJones69420_]

They should make an Obama babysitting game

[@Casual-enjoyer]

@@LEGO_IndianaJones69420_ what

[@bozo6049]

"Punish Baphomet" actually does sound like some shovelware point and click game.

[@mariogirl8100]

I want it to be real, I don't care if it feels like the creator took all the drugs before making it, I would wanna play it just to say I played it. (It would also be funny)

[@clockworkpotato9892]

From the description, it sounded more like one of those abstract indie horror games

[@skibidi2029]

​@@clockworkpotato9892Yeah, sorta like kinito pet

[@superderp2653]

I totally would love a game like that. Completely unashamedly abstract and fucked up logic with low-res jpegs. Just imagine turning that on and losing yourself in the madness for like 2 hours and then trying to readjust to real life. It would also be a bonus if the game rewarded wrong choices with more inane dialogue or events. The world needs more outlets for self-aware, surreal bullshit like that.

[@WilliamAndrea]

IDK why but it reminds me of Shave Me

[@djneffii]

I had a dream where I was playing an unidentified fps and kept missing my shots while all my friends spectated me, laughing. I was very embarrassed and kept acknowledging that I was bad at the game, until one of my friends, between laughs, says, "you ain't playin the game!" And I immediately woke up after

[@Nat_the_Chicken]

Vicious

[@Rahat_nub]

The fps game was called “life”

[@MisterJohnDoe]

When you suck so bad, God just retcons you ever playing the game.

[@NoBloons]

Be glad. Your friend let you know the truth even while in your dream.

[@error_6o6]

Get pranked

[@qazasdr7014]

“If you got last place, the controller would inject you with estrogen.” “So, how do you take HRT? Pills, gel, injections?” “Oh, I’m just bad at video games.”

[@gyrozeppeli4862]

is this proof that women are all bad at video games? we're not, it's just funny

[@equivalentconcept1403]

I need a copy of the new Mario Party.

[@LTB_Pravda]

God, I’d love if that were real

[@sebastian-xz3tz]

Same

[@AngelaAmaryllis]

Seems counterproductive, since that would only increase the difficulty.

[@thefunnyman7734]

I once had a dream where there was a sonic game where two sonics worked at a cafe against each other, and Eggman sometimes shows up to rob the place

[@BENDYKILLER698]

That's actually pretty cool

[@thefunnyman7734]

@@BENDYKILLER698 it really wasn’t because it was just a normal sonic game but you are stuck in one room and when Eggman showed up at the top of the screen and only went back and forward

[@EddTheArtist655]

​@@thefunnyman7734So it's like a good concept, bad in execution type game?

[@BENDYKILLER698]

@@thefunnyman7734 oh, the concepts cool at least.

[@ethanlittlejohn2536]

This and the LotR Sonic dream sound like actual Sonic games

[@garthvader9916]

"You check Superintendent Chalmers' blood pressure." *SUPERINTENDENT'S GONNA NEED HIS MEDICATION*

[@ShiverThermal]

I was the guy who had the Steamed Hams dream

[@alexandrejeankonghpps582]

SEEEYMOOUURRR!!!

[@TheRealAxolotlAnimates]

Fun Fact: the ending of the game Deltarune was first created in the dreams of its developer, Toby Fox. From that ending alone he planned to create Deltarune, but tested out his game making skills (and accidentally revolutionising gaming as a whole) by creating Undertale.

[@Asher-oo4bb]

There is no way that that is true I mean no way

[@thatphonebastard]

​@@Asher-oo4bb it's Toby Fox I'd be surprised if undertale wasn't an accident.

[@TheRealAxolotlAnimates]

@@Asher-oo4bb Google it

[@0-_yikes-_0]

Can we acknowledge how well Matt's impression of Gordon is? "Damn, no customers. Dead as a fucking dodo." Was scarily spot on

[@SupahCray]

Omg, YES! I heard it, and was like, "Please let me not be turning Uber-American, oh my DOG, I need to just sit here and try to hear anything OTHER than Mr. Gordan Ramsey! If I turn into one of those people that think British folks all sound the same, I'm gonna start another American Revolution....IN REVERSE."

[@AhmedMalaki]

@@SupahCray American derevaluation ?

[@AMO3BA_]

I fucking lost it when he BIT THE FUCKING GAME DISC AND WENT "it's raw!! >:O"

[@Cpoll107]

No i dont think we can

[@SupahCray]

@@AhmedMalaki mmmhm.

[@snoofs_]

I had a dream where they added marriage to super Mario odyssey, and you were able to marry and divorce literally ANYONE..

[@catrinacoons390]

So Stardew Valley crossover then?

[@thylawhiskers8003]

Even Cappy??

[@snoofs_]

@@thylawhiskers8003 no but he could marry his sister…

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

@@snoofs_ you know that reaction image of the soldier? yeah imagine i put that here

[@snoofs_]

@@Avriel_Mimiga fucking amazing-

[@mr.tiggers8774]

Had a dream months ago called "Lethal Rush" and it was basically lethal company except your home base is on a train and you have to explore buildings to repair the train and drive the train underwater and catch fish

[@hazmat2823]

This idea would go so hard Train Expansion Survival + Underwater Exploration

[@decimalheckery5737]

this idea slaps though

[@wxl2562]

Hear me out though, change the title of the game to "Go Fish" and you got yourself a winner.

[@mordektelesrele]

@@hazmat2823 that's a DLC for ya

[@thymecrafter]

get on this shit rn

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

Once I had a dream that Netflix released an interactive choose-your-own-adventure movie (like _Black Mirror Bandersnatch_ or _the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmitt vs the Master_ that they made in real life) called *A CHRISTMAS KAIJU* about a giant monster marching towards a small town in the North coast of the Pacific on Christmas Eve. The story was basically if a Christmas comedy and a disaster film occurred at the same time and you, controlling the main character, had to find a balance between the two because if you only played the Christmas parts the ending would be the monster stomping your house during the family dinner but if you only play the disaster movie parts it ends with the town saved but your family hating you (and I think your house its still stomped, but everybody survives). I remember all that because of the "preview" Netflix's shows when you select a title because somebody woked me up after I made the first choice of the game (the options where "do an errant to help to prepare an office's Christmas party" or "go to talk to your metheorologist friend")

[@bennyfrohna7675]

I WOULD PLAY THIS

[@oddcrafter1270]

This has genuine potential.

[@nehuensio]

MAKE THAT REAL

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

A Christmas Kaiju: Starring Frisky the Snowman “Frisky the Snowman, let’s fuck!”

[@Your7T7]

I'm gonna cry

[@echoedstars807]

my friend has what she likes to call an "emergency markiplier" where if shes having a nightmare, markiplier in a facecam will randomly show up and commentate like hes playing a horror game

[@mah1na]

for a good few years nightmares could be stopped by air-typing /home. not anymore, not interested enough in minecraft for smth from it to show up in a dream

[@King_James_1andLonely]

My whole life I’ve had very vivid dreams, which meant I also had a lot of nightmares that felt very real. Over time, in order to combat this, I developed a dream habit of basically hacking the matrix where I’d fixate on something until I was able to transform it into a key, which I could then use to unlock myself out of the dream (sometimes into the waking world, sometimes into a different dream). I got so good at it that I accidentally taught myself (without any prior knowledge of it being a thing) how to lucid dream, and now pretty much all of my dreams/nightmares are lucid (or can become lucid if it isn’t already). But the markiplier commentary and the /home concepts are honestly so cool, I’m a little jealous.

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

My father was talking about how you should learn to lucid dream. I can do that kinda, but it's not always what I want to do. Instead what I did is create OC's to experience my nightmares in my stead. So I might be having a bad dreams, but at least I'm a nigh-unkillable necromancer with a cute boyfriend. Or I'm an Illusioner with a variaty of powers (Illusions, shadowmagic, VERYY weak and underdeveloped light magic, and the ability to become a fox) but without a cute boyfriend. This guy is also much more squishy then the Necromancer, but he's better at avoiding threats. These two are also technically the same person. But also not at all (It makes sense if you know the lore. Which I do. Because I made the lore up. It's good lore.). This did lead to some amount of issues in a recent dream when I was having an epic boss fight with the evil Queen of Glitter and I started anylising my fighting tactics. Then I started to wonder who I was supposed to be exactly, and what my powers were supposed to be. This was the final straw which pushed me from being aware of being in a dream to lucid dreaming. Ruined the fight. It was JUST about to get good as well. Total shame. Having all the powers belong to one guy (The necromancer) like it used to be was easier to keep track of. But he was way to powerfull and it just didn't make much sense lorewise, so I had to nerf him by splitting him in twain. It was the only way.

[@literallymediocrityitself]

"Hello everyone, My name is Markiplier and today we're playing this random dude's nightmare."

[@JunkstHat3605]

That’s bloody genius

[@42Fossy]

"Human body Geoguesser" would unironically be a great game for medical students and just anyone genuinely interested in that kind of science

[@KasumiRINA]

Carcass album cover studies.

[@NocalaYT]

I agree with you.

[@catboy_official]

Bioguessr

[@EllpaFox47]

I’d LOVE to play Bioguesser (the best name for anatomy geoguesser)

[@42Fossy]

@@EllpaFox47 That notification combined with the Medic profile pic was a gem

[@AxoTheAxolotl1]

That one about Sonic and Lord Of The Rings seems like something Sega would actually do, especially that pun Sonic made.

[@Schlagageul]

Technically, those 2 franchises have already crossed paths in the game Lego Dimensions. Plenty of other franchises were also part of it. Sadly, it was a product of the toys-to-life era of video games and got quickly discontinued, like most other games like it.

[@AxoTheAxolotl1]

@@Schlagageul very sad

[@Schlagageul]

@@AxoTheAxolotl1 yeah, especially since I’ve heard good things about the Sonic section of the game

[@MezephelesArt]

5:31 Ok this is actually surprisingly clever for a dream joke

[@j1o3]

I don't think this is from a dream some of these can be fake

[@MezephelesArt]

@@j1o3 I prefer to believe posts unless doing so would be harmful. The internet is more enjoyable that way.

[@j1o3]

@@MezephelesArt k

[@unoriginalperson72]

​@@j1o3 I mean the dream could be real but the caption was added after

[@redRuxx]

I had a dream that I was in The Stanley Parable but it was just the narrator scolding me for crying at Peppa pig’s funeral and me then getting driven away by some random guy in a white van

[@Th30nly0n]

That sounds like Stanley Parable though

[@drawingdragon]

Can't believe you leaked the plot of Stanley Parable 8: Revenge of the Stapler like that

[@eg0615]

“Stanley, don’t go into that van! Stranger danger!”

[@ThisHandleIsVeryCleverYepSure]

Hey! Keep quiet about spoilers for Stanley parable 2: Stanley forever! I haven’t played it yet!!!!

[@justtherandomguy]

As a random guy i am glad I can drive in your dream

[@Kickiusz]

"Let's say you've been coming to my garage a lot lately. Let's also say, for the sake of the argument, no other mechanic has noticed that during their work hours. Now, would it not be logical to assume you are doing it because you want to ask me out?"

[@ametrine4k675]

*insert vine boom*

[@angeltheweirdo]

It’s bad enough that I’d play this game unironically if it was real

[@brody3166]

And the plot twist is that you're playing as his sister

[@Evie1228]

I dreamt that there was a new mini game in Tomodachi life where you would try to fix facial features on your mii. If you get it wrong, your mini would become elderly

[@BinglesP]

That 100% sounds like it would be one of the interactive dreams from that game I mean, there's even one where the Mii becomes elderly(though not one of the aforementioned interactive ones)

[@halkiierid4084]

I recently had a dream where I found some manuals for a nonexistent tabletop RPG in a Little Free Library. The basic setup of the game was that the world it took place in was slowly being consumed by a force called "Nothing", that looked like a dull gray fog. Anything that touched it would be erased from existence, and people would stop remembering that it had ever existed. Written descriptions and pictures of it would vanish, too. The players would take on the role of heroes with the power to push back the Nothing, something given to them by the gods. Also, the equipment list included something called a "swordbike".

[@josephkashompa2450]

nah make this a game

[@jellybrain7320]

why does Little Free Library sound so similar to Little Big Planet? was sackboy working there or smth?

[@gothnerd887]

9:04 Hey everyone this is Manlybadasshero and today we'll be playing Glory To The Queen, a horror game where Queen Elizabeth the second has taken over the world.

[@dubstepbeecorsi6892]

they said that game would fuck so hard That Image ALREADY Fucks Hard

[@audriusskebas3099]

...Why do I get that reference?

[@YourPlaywright]

Common ManlyBadassHero fan W

[@harpy_dearest]

fellow manly enjoyer

[@amandapanda5087]

Greetings fellow Manly viewer

[@jesuiscrespo]

I once had a dream that was just TF2, but: - The classes were the Angry Birds from the movie; - Pyro was a blue bird with a jerry can, lighter and wizard staff; - The map was my house while raining (fire still worked), the gamemode was Capture the Flag; - The villain from Kung Fu Panda 2 was on the enemy team, and he was immune to fire

[@Jay7707]

what

[@Polar_Pyro_YT21]

Lord Shen is not tolerating being set on fire.

[@ms.moronic9165]

I wanna play that.

[@thecupofno]

average tf2 xbox match:

[@Prancer3301]

@@Polar_Pyro_YT21 He already died from weaponized fireworks. He does not want to experience burning again.

[@Jorbisold]

I cannot express how badly I want to play “Glory To The Queen”

[@coolercoolguy]

They all seem like they would be really fun, especially Punish Baphomet and Michael and the 7 Bagels.

[@unoriginalperson72]

If it was a Bethesda game it'd be mid as all hell

[@Jorbisold]

@@unoriginalperson72 true, I didn’t think of that…

[@Alicja09]

​@@unoriginalperson72 Betsheda luckly would never start a project like this

[@fancykingkirby]

I had a dream about a touhou fangame that was so difficult that the internet collectively lost their shit when someone finally beat the first level

[@duckface81]

i think this "bioguessr" game would help a lot in getting people to learn human anatomy

[@AtticusKarpenter]

Its would be still pretty incomplete, because there is still new elements of the body getting discovered each year

[@zo6679]

@@AtticusKarpenternew parts of the world get put on Google every year, yet we still have geoguesser

[@hikari31415]

I desperately wish this was a real game because I guarantee it would help medical students (by which I mean me).

[@Kingdom_Of_Dreams]

I think that it would be great practice for people in medical school!

[@G-Cole-01]

@@AtticusKarpenter unless the Homo Sapiens™ devs drop Pancreas 3 or something in the next update it should be fine

[@Z3n17h_]

I remember when I thought Windows 12 existed until Windows 11 came out. It would go: Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 10, Windows 12

[@ketaminepoptarts]

what did microsoft have against the number nine

[@HVY526]

I thought Windows 13 was already out 💀

[@arandomguy40]

@@ketaminepoptartsIt’s because Seven Eight Nine

[@hisupwassup]

​@@ketaminepoptartsi believe it was along the lines of "well, Windows 8 wasn't much, so we're skipping 9 entirely to show the massive improvement"

[@Chitose_]

are the people who dream these on crack lol

[@tyjuarez]

Pokemon Harlem version and Pokemon Queens version. In each version you start out in a different part of the Unova region. The third special version, Pokemon Village, contains a postgame area called the Battle Hipster Café, its kind of like the Battle Frontier but with more acoustic guitars.

[@thenamesianna]

Hell yeah ! That's the Unova remake we need ! It should also be made so that you can make the main character black (kind of like in Sun and Moon) since there are many black people in Harlem and Queens.

[@nicholasweaver2374]

Hopefully, you can stop the nefarious Team Forgi.

[@Cecilpedia]

This would fuck so hard

[@Rainok]

Is the video called Harlem? Or is it called something else? It looks like it's from wherever that one meme with the 3 guy looking to the left while smiling is from

[@dabord7881]

I had a dream I was playing ultrakill on the currently unreleased "fraud" layer, and the levels were made entirely of cheese.

[@GearsCringemonger]

FRAUD /// FIRST THE CHEESE WILL NEVER SHINE

[@BinglesP]

Ceci n'est pas un fromage

[@Croclover431]

I had a fantastic dream a few weeks ago where a bunch of Nintendo characters fought in the Hunger Games, but for some reason, every time you found a tiny purple crystal, it would increase your Girdle-Meter. If you reached maximum Girdle, then your character would do a little dance and everyone within a two-kilometer radius would just instantly keel over and die.

[@CircusRope001]

Some balancing would be required, but the internet would never make up its mind. It’s a Smash Bros game, after all.

[@BetterCallBigShotAutos]

​@@CircusRope001Balancing idea: the more Girdle you have, the less crystals spawn close to players, so you either have to wait for a crystal to show up in a dense area or do the dance and kill like 2 people

[@drewpetitties5168]

Thats not far off from something you’d see in gmod

[@Pnuemonia-Nakey]

Who won?

[@litterbox019]

fortnite

[@Irish_Enderman]

Something about the thumbnail saying "OBAMA IS MISSING" "ok" Is really funny

[@vindictivegrind9370]

I found it funny that the FBI is SOMEHOW involved

[@DarioDAdderio]

hello bro

[@Irish_Enderman]

@@DarioDAdderio hello fellow Enderman

[@bababungys]

Enrolled

[@mickeymouse-eb2qv]

One time me mom dreamed about Mario rescuing a native American person from a group of tiny evil Luigis. This dream seems so wrong yet it's true

[@user-ur4rp3bh1g]

i looked at the tank at 8:27 and audibly said "T-72B3!!!" to the horror of my classmates who were working

[@f35clighningii57]

The snail consumes 🐌

[@weasel945]

That human body Geoguesser is actually a great idea, medical students would be all over it.

[@adamsworld398]

Bodyguesser

[@BinglesP]

And Miss Frizzle too, I'm sure

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

And Osmosis Jones

[@polychrome2838]

that mockup of Glory to the Queen genuinely goes so hard i would unironically play this

[@Nova-bv5qb]

so true

[@greenguyd]

it looks more like a hack and slash

[@mah1na]

i would buy this right away holy crap

[@mariogirl8100]

Someone needs to make it a reality. (Indie devs, GET ON IT!)

[@WooshVR]

Bro it looks like something that belongs in persona 5 and I’ll gladly take that dlc all day

[@DuckyTheFox]

"Glory to the queen" Dude unironically that game concept sounds so good, I really want someone to make that.

[@thenonfurry]

ikr??

[@Oracle_6]

Once had a nightmare that I was the protagonist in a VHS style horror game. I remember that I was making my way through a garden, with no obvious idea on what exactly what I was doing. Other than the fact that I was collecting Furbies, and they were all colorful and surprisingly nice, except for this one Furby, which was the Monster of the game. It had the body of a long Furby, was all black and was trying to locate me through the garden whilst I collected the Furbies. When it jump scared me it had the exact same jump scare as the one in Tattletale, except with the Demon Furby that had now fully transformed into a demon. It only jump-scared me once, and I woke up immediately, and even now I still have the very vivid image of the jump-scare imbedded in my brain.

[@jellybrain7320]

WHO TF MUTILATED MAMA

[@snowset675]

Last night, I dreamed that Nintendo released Splatoon 4 and the campaign was about the dangers of genocide. There was this big fish and he said he and his kind didn’t like the Inklings and their kind. Instead of Octolings, the opposing force are these fish who try to kill you. There was anti-squid propaganda on the walls too. In my dream, my friends commented on how this was the darkest game Nintendo had ever released.

[@ghhn4505]

I'm not even a Splatoon fan and that honestly sounds like a banger that I'd play

[@snowset675]

@@ghhn4505 Splattenstein

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Well, you should read the lore of Splatoon to find out more.

[@araserwhenthe]

That sounds 100 times better than what Splatoon 3 has offered so far.

[@THEFREEEMAN]

the funny thing is, this is completely on brand for splatoon. like if the fish are just the salmonids, then this would pretty much just be actually the game if you turned salmon run into a single player story mode campaign. splatoon is kinda wild.

[@TheSpog]

Territory battles between Matt Rose and emkay lol

[@ldb45]

matt is better tbh (edit: wtf why does this have so many likes)

[@zkam900]

@@ldb45 they're equal

[@Nikkidafox]

Emkay fell off hard after Damien left.

[@thisguyisfine1512]

​@@ldb45TRUE

[@nectabs8994]

@@Nikkidafox hes back lol

[@Stonex180]

I had a dream once where Valve made a TF2 spinoff game with Medic as the protagonist. It was called “Medic Saves the World” and it played like the Sam and Max games.

[@dr.insignia7361]

Alright, someone needs to get on this…

[@limendime3720]

Medic fits perfectly as Max and Heavy as Sam

[@certified_silly_goose789]

4:00 why is this literally an analog horror💀

[@Bazookert06]

thank goodness for rat mose, i would have died of tuburculosis without him

[@SauciMations113]

Rat Moses?!?!?!?!

[@Deegonbeefon]

Rat moses

[@Chitose_]

are the people who dream these on crack lol

[@scphobia]

@@Deegonbeefon Rat Moses

[@RakeV8]

@@Chitose_ an explosive spear might actually be helpful against a... brain lizard??

[@RedBroski]

I had a dream one time that a game came out called Super Mario Bros. Resurgence, and it was about Mario and Luigi flying around in red and green attack helicopters, bombing and destroying the mushroom kingdom while very happy upbeat music played in the background

[@BRD-Senpai]

sounds like something you'd find on one of those chinese flash game websites

[@gaimnbro9337]

the american dream

[@sunflowermaximo]

i read that as “marijuana brothers”

[@echerwrecker]

I would play that tbh

[@Jacky-zt5ch]

Sounds rad

[@emilyofjane]

♪ Nuremburg Trials: the Video Game ♪ freaking BROKE me omg 😭

[@SpaceSoldier248]

*"2004"* and *"Michael and the 7 Bagels"* actually sound like pretty cool game ideas...

[@gaimnbro9337]

8:04 "ITS RAW!" Matt rose will do anything for a video now LMAO

[@noblequbed8543]

punish baphomet is the type of game to have a full-length cartel execution in its files that only got discovered 17 years after the game released because somebody typed "theeyesarewatching" into their terminal while the game was open

[@BinglesP]

And then people find the part of the code that causes that to happen when datamining after, and that it "totally wasn't" how they originally found it

[@tfjhhguyft]

When I was 5 I had a nightmare about "the regular insurance" which are a horde of arms and hands that can appear in "shadowy areas". It is still my favorite dream I've ever had and the only I still remember.

[@passkii]

congrats, you are an easter egg in shotgun hands now

[@tk_rocketman1904]

I had a dream a week ago where I saw a short film about what Professor Snape did after the events of Harry Potter, which eventually led to him starting a music career with the stage name “Slim Snapey”. I woke up in a cold sweat

[@CircusRope001]

If Professor Snape didn’t die in the Deathly Hallows

[@vantabebs]

"I'M SLIM SNAPEY YES I'M THE REAL SNAPEY" - professor snape, probably

[@inklazer3447]

@@vantabebs ...

[@GusThePrankster]

Doesn’t the deathly hallows canonically end in 1998, around the time Eminem is starting to make a name for himself?

[@catsinskates]

​@@GusThePranksterGuys I have a theory...

[@riffraff7942]

There’s two types of dreams: 1: Drug Trip 2: Now it’s time to get funky

[@calebschronicle]

OMG ITS U

[@Pixelusually]

You forget 3: boring but just slightly different This is very common in people who actually tell people about their dreams (ALSO RIFF RAFF GET OUT OF MY HEAD)

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

4. It's just what you think about but everything is kinda weird because you're mixing Pokemon with the school you went to five years ago or something along those lines

[@Pixelusually]

@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse 5: fictional character is your friend and nobody sees it as a big deal

[@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse]

@@Pixelusually Hahahaha, if only I'd love to make friends with all those kids but they don't exist and I can't seem to dream about it either

[@Charara999]

I'm an avid Pokemon player and I once had a dream where I was trapped in a beautiful marble temple hall with a giant mirror splitting the room horizontally. I could see through the mirror and saw a statue of freaking ARCEUS there. Had to solve some kinda riddle and when I did i heard its cry sound, the mirror broke, and was in some kind of space arena. I had to battle Arceus as well as six other pokemon, which I think were my team. I distinctly remember a Hisuian Typhlosion being among them. I had the chance to recapture them to stand a slightly better chance. I have no idea what it meant or if it even meant anything, but I was able to write it down in my notes app as bullet points. So... fanfic fuel for me, I guess?

[@98Demo]

0:59 "Gromit, did that tree just speak Vietnamese?"

[@L-and-P]

I once dreamed about a game called “The Bureaucrabs” where you played as Arnold J. Lobster, a young crab whose main goal was to perform as many bank robberies as possible and make a tower out of the money to invade the surface. Arnold’s main weapon was his tie, which he could change to become different colors which somehow attacked enemies. Weirdest dream I had in my life.

[@OhioMiloPsycho]

Someone with coding knowledge needs to get on this ASAP

[@ur.fav.sophia13]

id play that

[@KrayZJoy]

Sounds like a worthy indie mini game.

[@merobiba413]

i'd definitely play that

[@Fruitycatlady_Trekkie]

Yes, I would play this!

[@AmaiSimply-go3ob]

This reminds me of the time when I was like 10, when I dreamt that there was a game called ‘Dogcraft’. It had an aestethic similar to Minecraft, but with weird rpg, Pokemon-ish game mechanics. In the game you would collect dogs and then *sacrifice* them to get better tools to collect better dogs and you get the point. The game then shut down, not because of blatant plagiarism and animal abuse, but because the developer got *one* hate email, cried and then ran away into oblivion. Yeah, you can tell that I got bullied a lot.

[@chocobear4078]

Are you okay?

[@Planetmango48]

Wow.

[@soaringspirits2267]

This sounds like something I could genuinely find in someone's 3 scary games videos. It's giving harvest festival.

[@snatch6129]

palworld

[@BinglesP]

I mean, in Pokémon Rumble you kind of do that whole "getting rid of collected units to get better ones" thing

[@skootergirl22]

Dreams are like AI. it's just mashed up images but this time its your memories that your brain creates from

[@thenonfurry]

4:24 i feel like this would actually be a really good idea, for doctors and stuff

[@tonymukbangnash]

Punish baphomet could be a really bangin psychological horror with some lore and a few tweaks

[@KrayZJoy]

I'm curious enough, I'd play it. I feel like it already has traces of deep state symbolism "nobody" gets but a few would and it'd freak them out.

[@foxwithoutahat]

Nah I think it’s perfect just the way it is. It sounds like it would be fun to play on a rainy day while you’re at home sick with the flu or something. Idk I just like surreal shit

[@eugeniabukhman8533]

Honestly Punish Baphomet just sounds like any old point and click adventure game from the 90s or 2000s, right down to the bizarre interactions that don't really make sense. It reminds me of Weird Dreams in that sense

[@skibidi2029]

@@eugeniabukhman8533 Maybe a game made only for testing

[@Nullson]

Emkay: “Who the hell are you?” Matt Rose: "Stay out of my territory."

[@Matt_Rose]

"You know. You all know exactly who I am.... Say my name."

[@CurrentlyABoredPerson]

@Matt_Rose skull emoji overlord

[@AdamTheCannon]

​@@CurrentlyABoredPersonYou're goddamn right.

[@Freepipebombs]

​​@@Matt_Rose I had a dream about rigs of rods (older beamng drive from 2005) where i was trying to recreate a crash but suddenly i got out of the car and the words "you are fired from driving. " appeared.

[@gothic_skittle]

@@Matt_Rose king scull emoji

[@rxccoon420]

8:38 i couldve NEVER expected a touhou hijack WHILE WATCHING MATT ROSE

[@user-ex6xc5ox3k]

I genuinely want to play Assassin's Creed: Kanye

[@florpusmaster3000]

Not a video game, but a little while ago I dreamt that they rebooted Invader Zim. The kicker? Zim wasn't even the main character anymore, instead they replaced him with some guy named Glugga Ficus. His catchphrase was "who rules the world? I rule the world!", except he'd randomly interject it into the middle of a sentence so you'd forget what he was saying before. One of the most frustrating things I'd ever watched, I woke up genuinely pissed. edit: iirc, glugga was just a shitty png of ace from the powerpuff girls

[@user-jm3hj8pu5d]

Yeah… Ace definitely wouldn’t stand a chance against Zim. Good thing that they didn’t actually make a reboot of the show where they replaced Zim with some character who constantly said something like that in the middle of while he was talking. That reboot would definitely fail for sure. XD 😂

[@femo3336]

That's sound liké a joke someone would randomly Say as a shitpost and i love it

[@anonymous-rq2lh]

i’d pay real money to see someone recreate this reboot in some way

[@aratherlargerodent]

"Hey G.I.R, did you buy 300 pounds of WHO RULES THE WORLD? I RULE THE WORLD!"

[@AlexanderBrior]

I once had a dream where they released a game called Undertale Baseball vs. Thomas the Tormentor. It took place in my old elementary school gym and had Sans, Papyrus, and Alphys playing baseball against an inflatable version of that Thomas Transformer bootleg.

[@JamesTheCelestial]

That sounds like something toby would actually do in a single deltarune boss fight

[@G-Cole-01]

chapter 5-7 ice-e boss fight

[@monicaruizgranados2622]

Woah oh oh oh story of undertale

[@Jsslade]

peak honestly

[@SCOUTSnailgun]

I had a dream once that i was playing a GTA styled game in the Super Mario universe, and whenever you got busted you had to defend yourself in court

[@brody3166]

I think the only video game dream I've ever had was basically just the premise of Sword Art Online where you get trapped in VR forever but I was stuck in Minecraft instead, and I was just hiding behind the wooden door at night looking out the peephole at a really hyper realistic and scary creeper wandering around. Didn't go anywhere after that, that was the whole dream

[@HyLion]

I mean, if there ever was a Nintendo character that would canonically say "skibidi toilet" it would be 9-volt

[@BinglesP]

That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw that part lmfao

[@lydiajulianprower8356]

Nah, he's more based than that.

[@Scribble2345]

@@lydiajulianprower8356 But he would

[@HyLion]

@@lydiajulianprower8356 Look, I love 9-volt as much as everyone else... He is not more based than that. He is cringe, that's why he's fun

[@wsurviver8376]

I feel like most Splatoon characters would say something similar but for some reason I can vividly imagine tingle saying it. Might be because of how chaotic a character he is

[@fibee622]

I once had a dream where the usual intro for Skyrim opened up but you were alone in the cart and there was a narrator who said something to the effect of “this story does not begin like usual there is shrek and many islands to explore.” Then the tutorial started and one of the main functions was sniffing people. The game spent about an hour teaching you to sniff things and people :)

[@SuperMegaStupid]

"Press B to sniff."

[@Qwerka]

@@SuperMegaStupidBniff or Sbniff

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

"Yelling and sniffing. Yiffing."

[@Qwerka]

@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV ??????? D:

[@SuperMegaStupid]

@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV NO GOD PLEASE NO

[@zhabiboss]

4:21 that is an actually good game concept

[@Icey_FoxVB]

9:02 that game would be *A W E S O M E*

[@bubbletea1985]

The "fungal" trait somewhat exists in Sims 4 now with the For Rent DLC. If your Sim lives in a mouldy apartment for too long, the spores can start infecting them.

[@BinglesP]

Sims can also become plants in 3 and 4(I know fungi aren't plants but still) so it's not entirely out of the ordinary

[@dscq6402]

"Doom but you have to clean a bathroom" sounds extremely similar to the latest secret level in Ultrakill

[@blucheavy3282]

exactly my thoughts

[@misterhydra7285]

Yeah, that's basically how I'd describe 7-S to someone who hasnt played ultrakill before

[@JetSetDman]

to be fair 7-S is more "Doom _and then_ you have to clean a bathroom"

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Viscera Cleanup Detail

[@KailyxGacha]

I was watching ur vids in class, and my AirPods died. AND IT WENT TO FULL VOLUME AND PLAYED THIS: 8:19

[@Silicon14YT]

4:52 This sounds like a legitimate Doom Mod someone could make.

[@MW-dz8zy]

Last summer I started playing with my 3DS again. Around the same time, I also read The Wasp Factory. This led to a dream where I was playing Tomodachi Life, but as I was playing I noticed that one of the miis was acting really strangely - constantly shaking, dialogue that made no sense, requesting items then refusing them claiming he hadn't asked for them. I also saw strange black shapes forming in his window until they completely blocked the view of his room. Eventually I discovered that the mii was afflicted with "the plague of flies", a sentient swarm of flies that had burrowed into his body and infested his brain. I remember trying to cure the affected mii by spraying him with a hose, and when that failed I sealed him up in the basement

[@f.tecianohass2214]

that sounds like the sort of creepypasta that would scare the shit out of everyone back in the early-2010's. all it's missing is the *hyper-realistic blood!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!11111!!!*

[@viskaserk]

@@f.tecianohass2214 don't forget the super edgy name, mii.EXE!

[@AhmedMalaki]

What's the wasp factory about?

[@MW-dz8zy]

@@AhmedMalaki it's a book by Iain Banks about this teenager living on a remote island, documenting his life, weird rituals (including the Wasp Factory, a converted clock that tortures wasps, with the wasp's manner of death supposedly predicting the future), and reminiscing over murders he had committed. (Spoilers) The part that inspired the dream was a scene that involved the main character's brother (who worked in a hospital) treating a baby with acalvaria (missing part of the skull). When the baby does not respond to food like normal, he suspects something is wrong and removes the metal plate keeping the skull in place... to find maggots eating away at the baby's brain.

[@kodachromic]

@@MW-dz8zy What the fuck

[@hj-fj7ph]

hearing 34 year old british youtuber matt rose say "skibidi toilets" was truly something

[@phoebesunbook1737]

matt singing 'nuremberg trials: the video game' was stuck in my head for the entire dbq (essay) portion of my ap world history test

[@TheGirlInFandomWorld]

4:48 If you think about it, all Doom games are about cleaning rooms. Doom Guy is just cleaning up the demon filth.

[@FloodlightGamingReal]

7:01 i can hear matts hope for humanity leaving his body extremely painfully

[@somedinguswholikestea]

first and last time

[@GreaterLondonVR]

I had a dream that the king (King Charles III) had died, but in his place was just some random cat. The next day he died from licking the floor.

[@McDonaldsLargeFries]

It would be awesome to own a physical copy of that Cooking Mama game. Also Matt, don’t let Gen Alpha take you away ever again.

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Mama: “IT’S FUCKING RAW!!!!”

[@McDonaldsLargeFries]

@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 I love that comment

[@Meaniepanini305]

Last night I had a dream where Pokémon go added a new item called “Nice Pizza” and when you would use it, the only Pokémon that would be found were replaced by giant pizza boxes, and when you threw your poke balls it it, it was always a “Nice!” Throw. I remember that I caught one and it had a charged attack named “the swolik” and I used it in a gym and it summoned Jesus to eat it while looking at the enemy Pokémon with disappointment

[@ribbonduckling1314]

6:36 imagine if this was how you found out you were bisexual

[@asackboyplush6508]

Wouldn't figure that one out, I suck at Terraria

[@chocolateavian]

the game is just omniscient

[@lucardos_]

"How did you find out you were bisexual?" "Terraria told me." "Th-the video game????"

[@noodleswamp2060]

i actually had a similar bi awakening. i had a dream i was trying to find a picture of the bisexual flag for a pfp but could only find images of them flying in the wind instead of just regular colors and became extremely angry. i came out half a year later

[@ThatOneTeen288]

​@@noodleswamp2060 mine was Anne Boleyn from SIX the musical

[@itsaxol]

tom wallace in mario kart goes harder than it should

[@SariaSchala]

Very often during my childhood (and occasionally now) I dreamed of custom levels for my nostalgic games such as Barbie Explorer and the Harry Potter PC games. Now, the latter is a real thing and I'm very happy, I just hope the former somehow becomes a thing too.

[@buddyltd]

I love that half of these revolve around Nintendo releasing a thing that immediately has an awful reception.

[@Spoopplaysgamesclips]

“GROMIT THERE IN THE TREES!!” - Wallace probably.

[@na-ky8ou]

*they're

[@infantiltinferno]

Gromit has to go down into the tunnels armed with nothing but a bayonet.

[@nataliexists]

*their

[@Bladist1]

*Gromit, there,

[@Gust_The_Man]

I remember a dream where i was playing Roblox and suddently the platform shutted down, and then a message popped up when i tried to open roblox and it said "Were making things more innapropriate for children, be back soon!"

[@AmyCherryLMAO]

freaky

[@Icantchangemyhandlehelp]

Accurate

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

Are you sure you weren't actually awake? Because with what I've heard it's already like that.

[@Icantchangemyhandlehelp]

@@wantedbird55srandomchannel28 yeah😭😭

[@no-legjohnny3691]

This might not have been a dream, but a prophecy of the future lol

[@nathanstroud2223]

I had one where I was in like a racing game, racing a Lotus Elise against Opel Speedsters (the car selection was probably inspired by playing Hot Pursuit 2 a lot growing up) on an indoor kart track in an old warehouse, but with one of those chaos mods running. I wrote down in my journal an example of one of the chaos effects that came up, which was "spawn angry Tony Romo."

[@libbybibby1579]

I dreamt like a year back about a vr fnaf 4 redo(reboot?) that took place in a super real looking house, it scared me until Jerma showed up in the corner of my vision like he was playing the game and streaming jerma saved me from my fnaf nightmare by making funny jokes in the corner of my eye like a built-in personal streamer thing

[@yummyscrummyinmytummy]

1:29 Press (A) for “Well Seymour, I made it, despite your blood pressure.”

[@AtheistPirate]

"Ah, Superintendent Chalmers! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable checkup!"

[@medic_memer]

gasps* oh e gads, the blood pressure is too high!

[@grim.mybeloved]

⁠”but what if..”

[@Incoming_Meteor]

I put a fake blood pressure reading and disguised it as Chalmers'!

[@grim.mybeloved]

“hohohoho! delightfully devilish, seymour…😈”

[@Csp499]

I still remember a dream I had in like 2006 where there was a pokemon game but with simpsons characters who were all extremely sleep-deprived and tried to kill Lisa, who had an artificially-pitched down voice and could do a "tail whip" move despite not having a tail.

[@FnrrfYgmSchnish]

Several Pokémon without tails do randomly learn Tail Whip anyway, oddly enough.

[@wyattskinner697]

5:22 The Mario World text makes it so much funnier

[@ThatDiamondGuy1565]

In one of my dreams I was playing a game with no name that looked like a 1990’s click to move RPG. In the game you played against Kanye West and took turns placing the flag of Finland around the entire world. Whenever you placed a flag, your opponent would teleport to your flag and move to the left. This game goes on until your opponent dies in the game. I placed my flag on a bridge. Kanye fell off and died.

[@Cobalt_Hero]

I remember having a dream where i played the campaign of Call Of Duty: Black Ops However the developers updated it so that it was a giant product placement for Mr. Pibb. Everything was either Me. Pibb themed or had to mention Mr. Pibb. The game was so universally hated that Mr. Pibb was sued by the U.S. government for domestic terrorism.

[@davidhaseyes]

Mr. Pibb did nothing wrong.

[@sophiebubbles07]

I had a dream about Pokemon recently. It took place in Scarlet and Violet, except for some reason the story was completely different. According to the game, Gold and Silver and every mainline game afterwards was actually an alternate reality that was hiding underneath Red and Blue, with Scarlet and Violet being the most recent and deepest layer. Think of it like Dante’s Inferno.

[@SakuraVarietyChannel]

This isnt even that far off from canon seeing as how every game cartridge is canonically its own universe in the series lore

[@sophiebubbles07]

@@SakuraVarietyChannelJesus that’s a lot to think about

[@Your7T7]

@@SakuraVarietyChannel Which confirms the pokemon cosmology to not contain infinite universes as there are not infinite cartridges, unfortunately leaving it at Multiversal+ tier, never quite able to reach Low Complex Multiversal. Alien X solos

[@WolfOnPaws_]

Pokemon onion layers real??

[@ovensmuggler5207]

Had a dream where a fortnite movie was announced and Nine Inch Nails were making the soundtrack for it, the poster for it had Jonesy with a rifle on a cliff looking at the observer, the cliff had a Nine Inch Nails logo sticker on it

[@Geekster1984]

The art of Splurmpy from the article made me love splurmpy. I love him

[@sleeby526]

A bisexual terraria achievement us absolutely something they would do if they could though which makes it even funnier

[@uncroppedsoop]

after the terra toilet it feels like nothing is really impossible for the devs to add one day

[@kiyote437]

I would be a little unhappy about having to change my sexual orientation to 100% Terraria, but... if that's what it takes...

[@uncroppedsoop]

@@kiyote437 by 2030 you'll probably have to beat it while being a snail in real life so buckle up

[@bobosaurus331]

Honestly though, use a gender change potion to get it

[@CatteryAcid]

Imagine a terraria sex update and this is the only thing they add

[@Antifearn]

I once had a dream where I was at an arcade playing a game where the final boss was a cute, old and chubby cat wearing a cat shirt that said “Human therapist”. However, the cat laid down in a position that made the words on the shirt read “man r*pist”, which prompted the Dark Souls secret boss music to start playing and I actually screamed in fear.

[@JamesTheCelestial]

That's hilarious and sounds like an actual shitpost video LMAO

[@goldtheostrich]

7:32 okay but hear me out.. Matt Rose looks like Gordon Ramsey

[@Anti-Crave_]

I hade a dream where the Xbox got a game called: greg is the man. DLC: Henry stick guy The goal of the game was to scream as loud as possible, the police came to my house then I got on death row and then died because SQUIRTLE WITH THE NORTH KOREAN FLAG USED PARANOID ON ME. WTHHHH