REDDIT CONFESSIONS that are TOO MESSY

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[@tobiahvega7611]

Took me till the end of the story to realize I had the wrong C- word… 😂

[@RashaKahn]

Omg I just did the same thing, and with the opening line my “mom exposed everyone to panini” had a whole different meaning.

[@MrDevintcoleman]

Okay so when you said the C word my mind didn’t go where it was supposed to, followed by talk of “exposing” children to it really had me scratching my head for a few seconds! 😂

[@pandorawombat]

It took me a minute, definitely. I thought the c word was something completely different. And it didn't make sense until I figured out what she really meant.

[@andreasfroby]

Took me awhile too😅

[@abouttime2569]

I thought it was a 4 letter word ending with ''unt''...

[@tonyadeierlein9011]

I thought she couldn’t talk about a Cuban sandwich. 🤪

[@moose2577]

Yeah. I don't know what KZbin's rules are so I started to wonder if it was gonna end in -unt, -ock, or -ancer.🤷🏻‍♂️

[@mastervodo6840]

If Nat started an advice channel, I would watch every single episode and take any advice she would give.

[@danishprince2760]

Advice number 1: Go to Burning Man. Advice number 2: Drink White Claw. Advice number 3 Get yourself a doggo.

[@krause4467]

@@danishprince2760 lmaoo 😂😂

[@ImAlsoMerobiba]

​@@danishprince2760 Advice number 4. Wear cool hats.

[@pandorawombat]

The one about the boyfriend who wouldn't shower struck a nerve with me. I too, HATE getting wet, so I sometimes put off showering as long as possible. However, I don't leave my house or expect to be around other people in that condition. I understand I have to shower when I intend to be around people. I don't understand the lack of being able to push through it for necessity's sake. I mean, if he really can't stand showering, he could use rinse free camping type shower gel (you don't need water). That's what I had to do for two months solid when I broke my ankle and couldn't get upstairs to use the shower. They also make "shower caps" where you can wash your hair without getting into the shower. These work decently well to get rid of body odor and germs. He managed to shower the first 6 months of the relationship, so he is capable. I just wish he would have either learned to push through or gotten therapy if he couldn't. It is just a sad story when someone can't pull themselves out of whatever abuse their parents dished out. Because sure, abuse leaves emotional scars, but once you're not under your parents' control anymore, you have the power to change anything you want about yourself instead of just using it as an excuse to never change. OK I'm rambling now. It just hit home for me.

[@pandorawombat]

The reason I hate getting wet is because it's an aspect of my OCD, for which I take lots of medication, but some things still persist. Maybe the guy has OCD (I know people associate that with cleanliness, but that's a stereotype that doesn't apply to all, many people with OCD have the opposite problem because of the bad sensations associated with bathing).

[@McBackstabber]

It took me way too long to realize "panini" wasn't code for penis lol "She exposed her family to what now?"

[@ALB94646]

Me too hahaha! I thought it was “penis” or “porn”

[@neil2444]

@@noneofyourfckingbusiness8302 That's what I guessed.. why would that be censored though?

[@nattiegold]

gosh dang-it! I knew it was a weird choice of word haha

[@JBWinter]

Everyone on my Twitter feed has been calling it The Panini or The Panorama 😅

[@notednuance]

@@nattiegold Panini is one of my go-to joke alternative names for the pandemic, but I couldn't tell you where I picked it up exactly. I thought it had become a bit like Benedict Cumberbatch names where folks just know what you're talking about as long as its a multiple syllable p-word. I guess a little weird to use it in place of covid more specifically than the pandemic though... -shrug-

[@donaldmoxham2659]

"I've had to cancel things because of a panini." - Natalie Gold, 2023

[@WhiskyCanuck]

6:11 Doggo with a cone chillin' on the sofa looks like a printout of a photo of doggo (like an actor's headshot) left on the sofa.

[@SquiresIsle]

"My mother never taught me about hygiene (and I have no interest in educating myself about it)"... you know what ELSE his mother never taught him? How to have a meaningful adult relationship. If she was only looking for ff-friend buddies to the point where she let her kid sit in filth, she FOR TRUE wasn't teaching him how to be a good partner. As bad as the lack of hygiene and toddler reaction to being told to shower (IMAGINE needing your GIRLFRIEND to tell you to go take a bath, good lord) might be, that was the true underlying problem that he needed therapy to fix. He was not the perfect guy. He was a train wreck waiting to happen. Glad she got out and allowed herself to feel that relief.

[@satyendrandonibanerjee8682]

I don't know what it is but seeing Natalie wearing that hat and some of these videos always put a smile on my face.😊

[@Vrym42]

Nat’s sense of her own style is on point. She can pull off a hat like 🔥

[@Commander-Appo]

If Natalie starts an advice segment I would soo tune into every video

[@ConradOraguille]

With regards to the first one, one of the most annoying thing that some people (usually men) do is say "It's not a big deal" when they mean "It's not a big deal to me." It's a big deal TO ME, which is why it's a problem.

[@daniel4647]

This was a good way to remind myself why I want nothing to do with humans.

[@JBWinter]

"He hates getting wet" Ma'am that's not your boyfriend, that's a very large cat

[@3DJapan]

I get usually I like 6 hours of sleep and I'm fine with it. Sometimes I even wake up to use the bathroom but then fall right back asleep after.

[@proteamdirector]

Speaking as someone whose partner had a nightmarish childhood and still struggles with certain ordinary tasks because of it, the one about the unhygienic boyfriend really got to me. Plenty of people who have hang-ups as a result of trauma/neglect never fully recover, so they shouldn’t be expected to just get over it, at least not immediately or easily. That said, how they approach it speaks volumes about their character. The moment her bf was made aware of how much his lack of hygiene was hurting her, he should’ve at least TRIED to do something about it. Whether it was slow, gradual, inconsistent, or even if it ultimately failed and required some sort of compromise instead, he still should’ve tried.

[@krudmonger]

When I first saw "Panini-19" I thought "Dang, that's a huge 'panini', no wonder people were upset." Also, I fall asleep easily, unless I want to, and then I can't.

[@tarrantwalter524]

dwelling on the inability to sleep will reinforce the inability to sleep. i use to stress about school during high school and could never sleep. it would end up being 3-4 am by the time i would pass out to exhaustion. i'd get so pissed that i couldn't fall asleep. id get pissed that i was pissed that i couldn't fall asleep. went on for months. cue a whole bunch of other things and eventually i realized im in my own way. first it started with training myself to not be a negative nancy while trying to sleep and think about the things im going to enjoy doing tomorrow (at that point it was envisioning all the quests i was going to complete in skyrim lol). eventually it came down to just being able to fall asleep naturally without having to remember to avoid any specific line of thinking. took months to figure it out but now i can plop into bed without a thought in the world and sleep comfortably. some of the stress can be subconscious so even fi you're not actively thinking about it, it can still prevent you from sleeping, so figure whatever that may be out too. obligatory "doesn't apply to everyone, some people have sleep disorders to which this would not apply"

[@JBWinter]

I will actually have a full fledged, can't breathe panic attack if I think about how I can't sleep for too long. Better for me to get up, do something for a few minutes, try again

[@Alicatie]

Yep, head on the pillow and straight to sleep!

[@greibach_vt]

Ok, reddit sorting incoming. Hot is basically threads that are currently getting activity and rising via upvotes. Top is simply sorted by highest total upvotes. They are kind of similar, but not exactly. An older thread that was very popular might be at the top of Top because it had a lot of activity, but not present in Hot because it is no longer being actively commented on/upvoted. Where this really matters is that Top specifies a time range it's pulling from. When you sort by Top, there is a little drop down that appears below somewhere that lets you pick from-- Last hour, last 24 hours, last week, last month, last year, all time. That makes it sort purely based on total votes within that time period, so Top from All Time is literally the highest upvoted threads ever in that subreddit. Top from This Month is the top threads of this month, you get the idea. Top from last 24 hours is pretty similar to Hot usually. Hot doesn't need something like that because it's already sorting by "current activity" anyway. Usually for these types of videos I think people would sort by Top within some time period just to get the juiciest stuff.

[@houseofaction]

cheese is actually super low in lactose, so much so that even the most severe cases of lactose intolerent people can consume cheese

[@moose2577]

2 things... 1. Is Nat looking for the lost Ark? 2. Is the dog is in a square "cone"? 🤣

[@mariaghiglieri78]

Very worried about the cone of shame!!

[@johhnytrip6684]

Top refers to the upvotes which you can then filter which posts have the most upvotes by day, week, month, or all time most upvotes. Hot is sorting by "trending" or popular at this time (I think)

[@Icetemplar]

I love new episodes of "Ask Nat" On the last post you were talking about, I believe there is a better approach. Which is to say to the two people cheating "That if they don't confess to Michael and Mary, then you will tell them". And it's important to put a time frame on it, other wise they will just keep pushing it off. I've seen a different but somewhat similar circumstance play out, and by someone not giving the person doing the wrong thing a chance to confess, I believe ultimately lead to his drug/meth addiction and ruined many friendships (for what it's worth, it didn't ruin his life, but definitely caused major damage for years)

[@Ghost_Cinder]

I work 3rd shift, so sleeping feels impossible. With neighbors mowing, dogs barking, cars honking as they drive passed, it sucks.

[@matt33182]

I have trouble falling asleep but when I am. No human force can wake me up. Slept through a shoot out (grew up in a bad neighborhood)

[@WarrenVanWyck15]

I am the heaviest sleeper. Also, I can almost always get to sleep within 1-2 minutes of laying down. Just like you.

[@TheGentleCreepers]

More of this please Nat!!! 🥰

[@DareDevilAndrew]

So ummm when can we get more of these? Cause i love the advice you give :D

[@kanea77]

Took me way to long to click on to what "panini" meant, which then made it funnier every time it was used 😂

[@LUCASDOMINGUES21]

I suporte the idea to Natalie open this new board "Ask Nat" it's gonna work 😎

[@allanvanuga9196]

I appreciate you, thank you for making content.

[@IAmThatBit--]

I can literally sleep anywhere. Long car journeys, if I'm the passenger, I will sleep I've fallen asleep, standing up statuesque for almost an hour.

[@shawn5346]

I'd watch more of these

[@NominePatris]

You give really solid advice!!

[@melikeskalico3812]

I love that nats going the confessions rabbit hole xD cant wait till she reaches the very sad or creepy ones. Or when she reaches the swampdweller or redditaliens type testimonies that make you never want to leave your house xD

[@RedCaio]

You gotta do r/justnofamily or r/justnoMIL or more r/AITA

[@PufferFishX]

Nat is like the wise sister I wish I had - instead of simply the annoying one I do have 🤣J/k but I DO support the idea of Nat starting an advice series!

[@BritishWaterwaysSounds]

Love ask Nat.

[@Belnick6666]

milk lady should have dumped him before, she just used him as a safety blanket anyway, there was no love there, just something for security and lust

[@shredded_art1068]

TEA!!!!

[@stewartmatthews1551]

I agree to what you are saying nat

[@gaaarry3281]

Very entertaining video, would be interrested in watching videos from more subreddits!

[@goliathprime]

Not only am I good at sleeping, I can tell myself to wake up at a certain time and I'm always awake within 5min of that time. It's my crappy X-man super power. I'm alarm clock man.

[@ImAlsoMerobiba]

I have a similar super power. I can go to sleep anywhere, anytime. Waking up is different issue.

[@hunterpowers2568]

I think hot is popular and top is best of (today, this month, and year)

[@DJKuroh]

Correct. "Hot" is what is actively being upvoted, and "Top" is just total net upvotes.

[@hunterpowers2568]

@@DJKuroh 😁👍

[@hunterpowers2568]

Thank you for the ♥️ it’s very much appreciated😁

[@Blinkptx]

Do an advice series. I have a lot of baggage you can sort through. Lol

[@sammylane21]

Our story author in the first Reddit was a hospital employee and her D-bag boyfriend STILL took from her food?? How inconsiderate of him! We have lots of perfectly respectable and respectful guys thinking there's something wrong with them because they're single but this inconsiderate jerk had a hard working classy girlfriend. She deserves better than him.

[@m_materias8751]

I want you to be my therapist... i love your advice Nat!

[@IAmThatBit--]

Woo! Confessions!

[@andrewshirley9240]

Very late on this, but my understanding is "top" is actually just "highest score over a certain time window." You can choose last day, last week, etc. "hot" is more akin to "the algorithm." It takes both score and recency into account to try and keep the front page fresh. For a video like this, either would be fine, though if you only check in very occasionally, top->week or something is probably best.

[@silver9wolf6]

I like "Ask Nat" 😁

[@hunterpowers2568]

Yay, thank you 😁

[@kenmercer8112]

Great talk Nat. Why does pup have a cone? What breed are the dogs? Keep meaning to ask.

[@3DJapan]

I'm not a big fan of showers but if I'm dating someone I take extra ones and put in extra effort to look and smell nice for them.

[@AdrianChazz]

Guys, in case someone’s as slow as me… The panini is the reason we all had to stop life for two years. Lockdown panini 19. At least I think thats what it is lol

[@iwillroam]

I THOUGHT THAT PANINI STORY WAS WILD AF until I realized I had the wrong C word

[@SomeRandomDude895]

Hot means lots of people are currently interacting with the post. Viewing, commenting, up voting, etc. And top is the posts with the most upvotes and can be sorted by all time, this month, this week, etc

[@barakakipanga7687]

Hey nat, can you start reacting to cinemasins??

[@terryloh8583]

People have what Isaac Asimov referred to as a lack and/or failure of imagination. People with asymptomatic Panini being unable to imagine that it might seriously affect or kill someone else is a problem.

[@sammylane21]

Guy having trouble sleeping should give 5THP a try in addition to ZzQuil. Try 5THP during the day and then ZzQuil at night. I do that but I split my ZzQuil half an hour before bed and the last half 30 minutes before bed. Sleeping well is gift but not getting more than 4hrs is not good at all.

[@adamdoyle6495]

Just - Ask - Nat (i can hear the jingle)

[@marvelsmagictrio2825]

My idea of what the C word is was C**k Then Cancer Then Covid

[@robertyingling8193]

Tyler wouldn't eat your gluten free bread because it's usually gross

[@Belnick6666]

hygiene guy, she does not love him, again, it is just to have someone in her live to not be alone, as a blanket no love, just comfort and lust....by going to the forum she already left herself this out and it is not really a question. If yShe have to ask stranger these questions she have already left him, but yea, LEAVe instead of cheat on him

[@imajhawk6146]

Top are the most upvoted topics of the chosen time frame and Hot are the topics being commented on or upvoted most at the current moment. Meaning big events that have happened during the chosen time frame (day, week, month, year, all time) would be seen first on the Top list whereas current big events or topics that are happening now will be first on the Hot list.

[@doro626]

hey what happened to the other dog ( I only remember Kodas name) he has a cone on his head.

[@giet2.046]

The difference between "Hot" and "Top" is Hot equals new like hot out of the oven. Top is top rated/liked/popular. You probably already learned this but figured I would answer just in case. :D Have a wonderful day!

[@andreasfroby]

Glad I was not the only thought she meant other C word....

[@sammylane21]

The Panini, did Natty mean Corona??

[@nachofilament294]

There's no such thing as paninis. They're just hoagies without the mayo.

[@geraldnormandeau4144]

No I need to take medication to help me sleep. Without it I'm up for hours.

[@roryowens9703]

That reminds me, I need to get my panini booster jab soon.

[@ECDabbeljuh]

I was thinking about an other c-word 😂...

[@danishprince2760]

We all did xD

[@Grekus12387]

Welp, time for a 3rd channel. Ask Nat 💪

[@CrazeeAdam]

Won't lie. It took me like 2 minutes to figure out what you were censoring in that 2nd post lol. Eventually after the entire reading was done or got to "spreading" part I started to pick it up lol. I THINK you can use that word now On the sleep question. Because of clinical depression and my job hours being so sporadic, I haven't been a "good" sleeper in over 14 years. I usually stay up every day/night until about 7 or 8 AM the next day, sleep until 3 or 4 PM, repeat. I know it's not healthy body wise but it's what I'm used too.. Rarely sleep that well though

[@Hazardlv]

*PANINI HEAD YOU`LL KILL SOMEONE* / Gordon Ramsay /

[@kingleonidas2182]

The best part of these vids is the little blurry dog face

[@gorux]

I thought you meant the C word ending in “unt” 😂 not the one ending in “ovid”

[@rebeccachoice]

I've never had a panini

[@MotoKriss]

Milk drama. The worst.

[@Ash-V-Leal]

You should do /r/AITA (Am I the asshole) It's really good

[@literalsarcasm1830]

I'm lucky to get 5 hours of sleep

[@kratz57x]

Damn panini!!! Re: the last story - when the hell did 20 somethings ("you gotta promise...") start acting like adolescents?

[@B0bm0n5t3r]

Lol, I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of something different when you said the "c word." But why would "c o v i d" need to be censored???

[@theghostoftom]

Gah, that panini story was just frustrating. For some people the idea of being mildly inconvenienced is too much and they would much rather risk everyone else. No, no they don't need to listen to people who learnt biology, they have to go breathe on everyone else. Oh noes, can't wear a mask. It make their face warm and is mildly uncomfortable...

[@CrazeeAdam]

So as far as I understand is "top" are all time top voted posts. "Hot" are things that are trending or up right now

[@Mosnotmortal]

Dammit I came here for shitz and giggles. Now I have to stay up all night worrying about if these random people will have a happy ending.

[@tylerbird9817]

start an advice channel or do it at the start of your regular videos?

[@solongdentahlplaan7975]

Showering is harsh if you are poor and can only afford rubbing acid on yourself. It ages you. Brad Pitt doesn't like showers and look at him!

[@andrewe2057]

I would watch episodes of Dr. Nat, would prefer over Dr. Phil

[@TimpossibleOne]

If dude doesn't shower and smells horrible, how is he still your boyfriend?

[@fanofactionflicks]

oh that c-word i thought it was "count".

[@NYXBAR]

You should call this series "(Nobody) Ask(ed) Nat"

[@WorldsPhamous]

I must be the daftest dude in the world... WTF is panini a metphor for?

[@TylerLL2112]

Idk man… I have to wonder if stinky Steve didn’t do what he did hoping to chase her away. Maybe he couldn’t break up with her so he decided to steep in stagnant man stew until she got grossed out and left. Just seems weird that he was good for the first 6 months. It ain’t adding up. Regardless, good on her for trying as long as she did.

[@DINGUS420_MILKSYOU]

theres a panini under your hat

[@TheNeonRabbit]

You outgrew lactose intolerance?

[@metalknight3949]

Hi!!! Are you going to be playing hogwarts legacy again?

[@Gaara4tails]

Why is that word not allowed?

[@Ghost_Chillz]

Glad to be antisocial otherwise I’d have to deal with all that shit

[@3DJapan]

All the stories have the boyfriend as the bad one. 😕