Reddit's wildest DREAMS

The other night I had the most wonderful dream that I was halfway passable at doing impressions

[@fredericklawrence142]

i had a dream earlier today where i verbally said: "im dreaming, arent i? nice! love a good lucid dream" and then proceeded to throw Nutella jars at my family with telekinesis

[@djmoravec9327]

I had a dream where I could jump twice as high as normal, fully realized I was dreaming, then did nothing about it, even though I really want to lucid dream

[@RedButterfly1022]

I wish I had lucid dreams- They seem like so much fun.

[@cosmo8218]

*KAME KAME KAME NUTELLLLLLAAAAAAA*

[@randomdoodlesstudios9215]

@@cosmo8218 Your comment translates to “WHOEVER WHOEVER NUTELLLLLLAAAAAAA” XD

[@thewendigo2205]

Once I had a dream where I could burrow under snow like a mole

[@AvenRox]

I was arrested for "eating too loudly" in public and sentenced to death, wrongfully, because I wasn't eating anything at the time as I had just come from the dentist. I had an ace attorney styled trial where I defended myself from the prosecutor, who was also me.

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

Were the witnesses also you?

[@tatersthegoat]

did you arrest yourself?

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

mmyeah, sounds like something that would happen in ace attorney

[@TKDPandafist]

Oh, but was it a dream? 🤔

[@BirdDuck]

@@TKDPandafist getting sentence to death for eating too loudly.

[@magicalillune2757]

The whole “dream with credits” thing reminds me of how my friend used to tell me her dreams in elementary school, and sometimes her dreams would end in “To Be Continued” and sometimes there would even be a second dream to follow up

[@KeiTh0r]

So half of those dreams just ended on a cliffhanger

[@gravelhands2968]

I had a dream over spring break where I was in a weird security room with circular saw traps in the doors to keep enemies out but then suddenly Garfield shouted “SECURITY HAS BEEN BREACHED!! JON, ARM THE NUCLEAR BOMB!”

[@Tibovl]

My little sister claimed to have had a dream about a horse with two floors. Yes, a horse with two floors, like an apartment building. I believe her, because no sane person could come up with that concept.

[@lonestarr1490]

So... how... what?

[@Tibovl]

@@lonestarr1490 Yeah I don't really understand either but I'll explain it like she did. So basically imagine a normal horse where a person could sit on. Except this horse also extends upwards, making room for a second person to sit. So there's a person kinda like inside the horse and one on top. Also apparently the way the horse looked changed constantly and nothing made any sense.

[@realnintendonoah]

this comment is making me cry laughing a HORSE WITH TWO FLOORS

[@sabotower1792]

Trojan Horse 2: 2Horse2Floor

[@dangerawaits_bbx]

So... Like a double decker horse?

[@beek.4860]

I once dreamed that I lost my mum's wedding ring and Buzzfeed Unsolved did a whole episode about it just making fun of me for being an idiot. I dreamed the entire episode in great detail. I woke up feeling very conflicted

[@Scrufflord]

still more of a hot scoop than a lot of other buzzfeed stuff

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

Shane and Ryan are stone cold

[@bashcleesattel2700]

Now I wanna see this episode.

[@maxs1813]

Funny it was buzzfeed since your profile pic is a bee.

[@blankabontovics7063]

why does this sound like something they would actually do? 💀

[@reesecarlton]

I come back to this video every now and again to see what people have posted in the comments, but here's a good one I recently had: I was talking with this one girl at the WalMart gas pump, having a good conversation and all, and I faintly hear "Insert cash or select payment type". Car runs straight into one of the pumps, everything explodes, and I wake up to the sound of my alarm. Gave me something to chuckle about that morning

[@MetaBloxer]

Were you a GTA NPC?

[@reesecarlton]

@@MetaBloxer that's eerily similar to the response my friend gave, but no I was not a GTA npc

[@GeraldTheFrogg]

here’s one for you: I recently had a dream where Olympic sprinter Noah Lyles fought me with a Lego lightsaber, before I proceeded to become lucid and fly to a cigarette-themed theme park, where one of the rides was literally just a space shuttle which launched you into the sun

[@reesecarlton]

@GeraldTheFrogg that's awesome lol, did you end up riding the space shuttle ride

[@BenAnimationsOfficial]

Some of my weirdest dreams were: -A bunch of camels in my front yard -Poop in the sink -Some kid raging and throwing his PC after I tagged him in Untitled Tag Game -Getting left behind at a Family Dollar store -Throwing a *sound* into the street -A Geometry Dash level with a really long name -Finding Window from Roblox Doors and saying it didn't count because it was a dream TWICE -Shooting a bunch of birds with a mud launcher thing -Making a weird Roblox game -And lastly, there was a star floating above a table in a Carl's Jr. that I was supposed to collect as if I was in a game

[@koiyune]

my dreams: - Went to Lego Land Windsor with Vinny (Vinesauce) and some other rando. But i saw them playing a.. PRETTY scary analog horror game, and i got so scared that i just left them. - Ate purple meat and apparently i got told that i had ten days to live, because I ate the meat - T-Posing Squidward. Bouncing. in a white room. - driving a Royal Mail van off a hill, into a river. - Magic school. the beds were in small pods. the popular kid had the power of "explosion"

[@Mari_frfr]

You deffo play too many video games

[@Cattoad_REAL]

Untitled Tag Game is a game on roblox btw

[@sprknGD]

bro i dreamed about a squarrel called "officer feet" which had GINORMOUS feet, almost human-like, that chased me in a space ship, and her catchphrase was something like "officer feet is on the way"

[@BenAnimationsOfficial]

@@sprknGD That's literally gold right there

[@badlydrawntriangle]

i once had a dream that i was "the pepper man" i went around town sprinkling pepper into random mailboxes, and when i did so i chuckled to myself, "youve just been pep'd"

[@Searchhellowmeistontumblr]

The start reminds me of those bad two sentence horror stories "Hey" said the pepper man''

[@rachaelchampion6195]

Do you live in floor 1

[@aaronpetersen3210]

pizza tower

[@min2793]

​@@rachaelchampion6195pizza tower moment

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

Surely that put a pep in your step

[@CornmanC]

The strangest dream I can remember that was actually coherent was one where my family and I went on a trip to a goat farm. As soon as we got in, a huge, fluffy goat with a human head started approaching us. We were all confused and a little scared until the goat explained that he was the owner of the farm. Apparently, the body belonged to the farm's most prized goat. When it died, the owner was so upset that he elected to have his head surgically connected to its body so that he could keep producing its famous wool. Anyway, we toured some 19th century chapel that happened to be on the property instead of the actual farm for some reason, and the owner had trouble fitting through a narrow staircase on account of his giant goat body.

[@redmoonight]

That last part was hilarious.

[@JeweledPeach]

My dream was me teleported in a huge school, there was somehow a bed so I went to a room and gone to sleep. After I woke up I saw an elevator Infront on me and there was stairs in the elevator, and a train flipping the stairs to put tracks so I went on the train and it broke down so I looked down and it was a witch pot, then then I went for the stairs I opened my eyes even though they was already open and I was on the toilet. There was a full open window on the bathroom. Then I opened my eyes AGAIN even though they was open and I was in a pitch black room, that's when I knew I wasn't dreaming anymore because my real room has no windows and no light source was on. My dream felt/looked so real. That's what I get for sleeping with shoes on in my dream.

[@eatyourcereal6577]

this feels like a deleted gravity falls episode lmao😭😭😭

[@Globe_Tasters]

Dog Man vibes

[@qbertking1910]

This is creepy, yet oddly cute in a way

[@kuromiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

I had a dream Barney joined my zoom call holding a knife and we had to turn our cameras off like it was a lockdown

[@yoongiverse.]

this made me laugh out loud thank you

[@Eeveeismypatronas]

"YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!" XD

[@duskfury7155]

I once had a dream that I was in the Hunger Games, and all the other tributes were the Octonauts. All I remember is that Captain Barnacles got to Kwazii near the end of it, who had been hiding in a tree. I then proceeded to win the Octonauts x Hunger Games by somehow managing to beat Captain Barnacles in a fight (?) I’m not entirely sure what happened to Peso. I’ve developed a theory that he might have spontaneously combusted the moment the games began. RIP little buddy 🐧

[@alexandrejeankonghpps582]

Wild

[@randommeowthekitty6482]

I'm positive I can't be the only one who has "dream series". Every once and a while, I get another episode, or sometimes the same episode with some obvious differences. I can never remember these dreams until I have another one, at which point, all of the previous episodes become crystal-clear in my mind. They disappear again almost as soon as I wake up. I have multiple ongoing series and I often get reruns of ones that have long since concluded. And yes, they usually have an actual storyline complete with an ending.

[@DuckInGameStop]

That sounds really cool, I sometimes have "deja vu" in dreams where some things seem like I've seen them in previous dreams or irl, but I'm never sure whether that's true or if the memory of seeing it before was just part of the dream. It would be really interesting to actually have a full series of dreams in the same universe/storyline

[@eatyourcereal6577]

Sameee

[@FizzyChalice]

No, but I was Spiderman in two of my dreams, so they might be connected.

[@puzzledmoa]

I miss those types of dreams

[@DarkWinterAMV]

The only dream I've had like that, was going to a really nice shop, and in another dream, driving past it on a bike, seeing it shuttered up for lockdown and feeling sad

[@darkpit37]

When I was a child, I had a dream once that a mad scientist created some kind of monster that went around eating people. This monster actually turned out to not kill or even hurt anyone, as they would all just pass through its digestive system unharmed. It became an attraction for the little kids in town somehow. I only had this dream once and I am completely baffled by the fact it was like 15 years ago and I still remember it.

[@danboi52]

That reminds me of a dream that I had when I was very young. I was watching tv and then a Rhetorical question Geico commercial came up on the screen. It was the one where the person was living under a rock. It seemed normal at first. But after a few seconds the guy slowly turned into the Geico gecko. The gecko was walking on the tv saying stuff that I don’t remember. He then said take him away. It went to third person to see a large version of the gecko running towards me on his 2 hind legs. I hid my self underneath a blanket and then the dream ends. Worst. Dream. Ever.

[@catpoke9557]

That gives me mystery flesh pit national park vibes

[@MisterJohnDoe]

@@danboi52 That reminds me of this dream where I was watching TV at night. I don't remember but it might have turned on its own. There was some kind of title card though I don't remember what it said, all flickery like some old 50s movie. Every couple seconds it would bring up these pictures of planets with these human faces similar to that one Star Fox level except even more demented, some loud piano noise played each time it changed. Scared the shit out of me and I pulled the blanket over my head.

[@bradbradthebrad]

@@danboi52 and then the geico gecko looked at me with his hyperrealistic blood and then I died!!!1!!!1!!!1

[@danboi52]

The hell does that even mean?

[@Ultimantecat]

Sister woke up screaming when she was 6 because she had dreamed of our mother "throwing up pinecones"

[@Kaisona2017]

I had a dream where I was watching a Netflix interactive special of Bojack Horseman. It took place towards the end of Season 3, and was a direct continuation of that episode where Emily (I think that’s what her name was) decided to stop seeing Todd. The outcomes of the choices I made in the special were structured like a flow chart from Argus Rim. Each time the episode ended, I would go back to an earlier point, and watch the story play out differently. The ending I remember most vividly is the route where a demonic Santa Claus kidnaps Emily, and the Bojack crew chase him through the desert to save her. After defeating Satan Claus, the episode ends with Diane making a meta comment like, “I wonder what we are doing in alternate timelines.” Then the episode ended, and I woke up.

[@TheRealChicky-D]

I have batshit insane dreams every night, but my favorite, by far, is the one where I was competitive ice-skating against the Queen of England.

[@Kinokatheorphanageburner]

The thing is our queen died last year

[@TheRealChicky-D]

@@Kinokatheorphanageburner well damn, she's a hell of an ice-skater for being dead. She kicked my ass

[@Kinokatheorphanageburner]

@@TheRealChicky-D ow- sorry

[@TheNebulaa]

I had a dream about a factory that turned human beings into stuffed animals and the last worker there ran at me and said “DO YOU WANT A STUFFED ANIMAL?” and she promptly jumped into this giant tube that turned her into a stuffed animal, that dream traumatized the shit out of me.

[@CigarettesOutTheWindow502]

REAL 😭 I had a dream where me and my friends (Jay and Liv) went on a bike ride on this trail that I dream a out a lot (it’s not real-). At a point in the trail, we’d have to go through my grandma’s brother’s house. He yelled at us and then I left Jay and Liv behind 😭😭

[@junacreates]

When I was little, about like 5, i had this one “dream character” that would keep appearing in a lot of my dreams. He was called the “Oxi-Clean baby” because he was Oxi-Clean’s mascot in the commercials or something. He also could talk and had an incredibly deep voice for some reason.

[@weird_art_kid]

Pffft what-? Edit: oxi clean baby

[@jonathanielpringlemaniii]

@@weird_art_kid oxi clean baby

[@n0vanox]

@@weird_art_kid oxi clean baby

[@meowogg]

@@weird_art_kid oxi clean baby

[@nohintshere]

@@weird_art_kid oxi clean baby

[@ambermillerrr]

a couple weeks ago i had a dream where my entire class sang cabinet man in unison for no reason best fucking dream i've ever had

[@TheSleepySev]

I want that dream 😭

[@Tw1zzl3rz]

4:37 displays just how *fearful* matt rose is of furbies

[@viper56tl36]

When I was younger I had recurring dreams for about 2 months about this girl who would come into my garden and teach me to fly and walk on clouds and other magical weird things. One time she came into the dream only to tell me I learned everything I needed to know and left. I have never seen or dreamed about her again :(

[@elwan_]

Man you played in multiplayer with a pro dreamer

[@JJKnows]

Don’t worry u might see her one day she’s prob real who knows

[@chimpanzinc1790]

you must use her knowledge. now

[@thedestroyer342]

Recently I had a dream i reformed into a flying squirrel after a deal with the devil extraordinary calm for one of my dreams normally my dreams are me going Doom Slayer against everything in the multiverse

[@autumnnoir]

@@elwan_ ranked competitive dreaming

[@Maria-xy2vs]

Usually, when someone tells me about their weird dream I am not impressed, but I was laughing and crying while watching this video. I don't remember any of my crazy dreams except for one where I was chasing a Ferrari with a bulldog pattern on it without any driver. But my sister had a dream where our mom was a driver of a little train and she took us for a ride. We were flying in the sky, riding through garden bushes and eventually we all drowned in a sea as my mom drove off a cliff.

[@stanxd0]

Women drivers, smh.

[@JukoYT]

Lmfao, the ending

[@Manic640]

I read the ending first and imagine my reaction without context (also with context)

[@AlexNV75]

I have about 65 dreams written down. They are certainly fun to read over once in a while

[@cyberlemon9840]

@@AlexNV75 That just reminded me of a dream I had noted down last week. The sky was actually a giant lesbian flag and a second moon appeared on it, signifiyng the end of the world. Then I got in my car that magically morphed into one made entirely out of sausages, and, at full speed, drove naked through my neighborhood just to confuse people. Then some sort of weird death cult rose over my house and destroyed the moon or something. I don't know much more.

[@ellahoward7519]

I’ve had so many weird dreams that I have an entire page of them listed on my Notes app, but I’ll give you one from several years ago that really stuck out to me. I was walking by myself in my grandma’s neighborhood pulling a purple mushroom the size of a two-story house in a little red wagon. Then when my parents came by, I stuffed the entire mushroom into my bellybutton…and somehow that whole thing fit inside, except it then started turning my belly purple. I tried covering it up with a white towel, but the towel turned purple too! Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

[@Juni_Bowman]

4:11 “parkzer doesnt understand the danger of a well aimed breast” -DougDoug’s twitch chat

[@andynachos2045]

Twitch Chat’s (the main character)’s best quote

[@HangryOnPaws]

I have a load of extremely weird dreams which I mostly blame on my hyperactivity disorders. But last night I dreamed The Nostalgia Critic was in my bedroom crawling around on the floor. Then he stood up and applauded me for being "a terrible person but a great radio". Then he sat on my bed and we shared a box of Frosties and had a deep meaningful conversation about the role of religion in modern society.

[@stellie3553]

This sounds like a dream I would have, but maybe even a little less coherent.

[@koolaid33]

I had a dream where me & my family were in an SUV one time, driving in a void, when we came across a retro videogame store. Me & my dad walked in, but he went back to the car for something, so it was just me & the suggestively dressed cashier, who grew super big & beefy, & turned into a demon after walking into a storage room. I was cowering behind a shelf of NES games, & stole a copy of Mega Man 2. What the ever loving fuck does it mean? Who knows. Actually, let me share more of my weird dreams with you, KZbin commenter. I had a dream where me & a bunch of strangers ran down a mechanical looking hallway with an impossibly high ceiling, from a 2D perspective, while a giant robot slowly picked us off until it was me & two others left, & then we hit a dead end & turned around, screaming & accepting our fate to the huge robot. I had a dream where I walked into this futuristic GameStop, & they had 3DS systems hung up on the wall. It was really cramped, & then they gave me all the 3DS consoles for free. I had a dream where I visited the Lego Avengers inside a rusty old observatory once, & then they posed in front of me & I fell off a ladder. Not me but my dad had a dream where he & my mom killed someone & were trying to hide the body.

[@HangryOnPaws]

@@koolaid33 okay that's amazing. I love how you had to specify it picked you up slowly, mf was enjoying it. The night before last I dreamed I was going to the house of an abusive relative to confront him. The house was empty and the door was unlocked, but all the clothes, food etc were still there. I decided to set up camp for the night in one of the bedrooms and then I heard all these creepy noises as midnight approached. I tried not to look but when I finally had the guts to do it I saw Steve Irwin holding a plate of garlic bread. He kept trying to offer me some but I was freaking out about how much he'd scared me jumping out like that. Waking up I kinda realized that if the house was empty and the only other person was the freaking crocodile hunter himself maybe I should have been concerned about what ate my relative. Or the fact Irwin has been dead for several years. Does he just haunt garlic bread now? I dunno man. Lmao.

[@smallguitarmomyt5871]

Had a dream once where I was a shark in a flower button up shirt (like those Hawaiian shirt things) and I was cooking sushi in my backyard

[@HangryOnPaws]

@@smallguitarmomyt5871 that sounds ideal. That shark sound's chill as hell.

[@big-reputation]

In a dream when I was really little, I turned to my mom and asked, “Is this a dream?” She said, “Yes.” Then I woke up.

[@mrs.samuel.L.jackson]

What i had the exact same thing?? Except i asked whether i could have candy then qoke up then asked my mom whether it was a sream and then went back to sleep and then woke up. I might still be in a dream

[@falconheavy809]

I had a dream where I consciously thought "can I wake up?", and the an omniscient voice said "yes." And then I oke up. (My double-u key is very bad)

[@heatherfriedli3182]

(im hs son) crazy...

[@heatherfriedli3182]

(im hs son) this proves my half-theory that god is like a normal human, just perfect.@@falconheavy809

[@user-zl5bv2rq7h]

UM

[@BlueGreenSeas]

Forget a dream ending with credits, I had a dream that ended with a fucking ad. Don't remember what the ad was for, but I woke up, tapping the air in front of me to try and get rid of it.

[@GANONdork123]

I remember when I was a kid, whenever I had a fever I would have one of two recurring nightmare where a supervolcano was going to errupt and destroy the world and the only way to solve it was to solve some ridiculously complicated math equation before running out of time. I'd always wake up as time ran out and everything went white. The other fever dream had me hanging out of a train car as tall grass would hit my face and I'd get splashed by water. As far as I can remember, nothing else happened.

[@normalhuman9878]

I was a ghost haunting my grandparents’ old house and there were some ghost hunters in the kitchen. They asked if I was a boy or girl and I just told them “no”. It was euphoric.

[@LovelyLara123]

@idkhowtomakeahandleHAH

[@americanwallace5216]

I had a horrible nightmare last night where Sr Pelo died. I was scared beyond belief in the dream and I kept trying to deny that he died. But I kept seeing the videos mourning his death and I even looked him up on the Internet and the “is” in the information sentence thing was changed to a “was.” Eventually I just…gave up and accepted it. Pelo was gone. He was so talented and had so much potential. Then I woke up. I was SO fucking relieved I was out of that hellscape of a dream. Literally went through every stage of grief in a dream over Sr Pelo of all people.

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

-Premonition-

[@reese2461]

i once dreamt my uncle died because he got splatted in splatoon

[@RoyalEric]

That reminds me of a dream I had where I was watching the news and they said on the news that Danny Devito pass away

[@Trainzer_]

This, ladies and gentlemen, is a prime example of why you shouldn't trust everything you read on the internet. Especially in dreams lol

[@americanwallace5216]

@@Trainzer_do you think I’m making it this up?

[@W3IRD0starx]

One time I had a dream that was like a tv show. This talking cat gave me and my friend a type of dessert I had never seen before (it was delicious, by the way), and for some reason we were in some sort of laboratory, combined with my church- yeah, it was weird- and there were villains chasing us- but the BEST part by far, is when the episode changed all of the sudden, to “Doc Martin Chronicles”… Yeah, it was basically just a man (who I’m not even sure WAS doc Martin) jumping on blocks in a purplish sunset, kicking villain butt

[@psycat_P57C4T]

Some of my earliest memories are from when I was 3. I was afraid of the Monster's Inc. Scream Extractor for a portion of my younger life, and I had nightmares about it, the stupidest one was where Thomas the tank engine's face was the Extractor and it was ginungulungulus, I'm talking big. There wasn't even a vacuum.

[@sarahharman9879]

I was staying at my aunts house over the weekend with my brother, so we had to share an air mattress. That night, I dreamt that I was on KZbin searching for reddit videos, but I kept getting results from a TTS channel with the name "Middle Finger". I got frustrated and said, "hey Google, exclude middle finger." Turns out I said that in real life too. Brother told me I whispered in his ear, "exclude middle finger" in the middle of the night. I'll never not laugh about that.

[@seedless5745]

😂

[@sarahharman9879]

Imagining the terror of a disembodied voice whispering "exclude middle finger..." from behind your ear sends me into constant giggle fits

[@rebeccahherdener2068]

😂🤣😂🤣 I'd friggin die if I'd heard that whisper while someone was sleep talking.🤣😂🤣😂

[@boi8214]

I dreamed I ripped of a disabled kids arm then I was like “if I think it didnt happen it didnt happen” and then there was a monologue spoken by my grandma.

[@fivepainbbles]

@@boi8214 ???

[@tallbeing]

So I once had a strange "double feature" night where I got to watch two of my dreams without ever waking up. The first involved Zeus in a Chinese restaurant, a pizza delivery man with clay eyes on a unicycle, and child labor. That wasn't even the crazy one. The second dream centered around a mysterious group called "The Thinkers" that secretly ruled the world Illuminati style, but they were good and trying to save everyone. I applied for a job with them, hoping to become part of the 50 people in the group (they were very strict on that number, I guess), but was rejected in favor of a seagull. Not a special, superpowered seagull or anything, just a normal little guy. In my rage I decided my new life's purpose would be to get my revenge on the Thinkers and created my own group, the unfortunately named "Anti-Thinkers." A few friends of mine were in it, though the most memorable member was this nine year old I know who had the voice of Arnold Schwarzenegger, accent and all. The dream went on to include a daring escape, where the image of said nine year old screaming "Falcon! Nooooooooo!" was forever imprinted in my brain, as well as a mission to spy on the Thinkers where I accidentally gave two of its members (Oprah and Drew Carey) the information needed to solve world hunger...which I was mad about, apparently. It all concluded when my anger built up to the point of deciding murder was better than living in a world where a seagull had replaced me, so I ran into the chamber the Thinkers met in, yanked the seagull by the leg, dragged it outside into the snow, and proceeded to pulverize it against the side of a brick building. I dropped the body, looking up dramatically, only to see the Thinkers watching me with distaste. I looked back down and realized that, somehow, the seagull had survived and was also staring at me, before it launched itself onto my face and began scratching me relentlessly. I succeeded in tearing it off my face, running back into a small room my Anti-Thinkers were hiding out in, and while panting looked at my friend dead in the eye and said "I know why they chose the seagull over me now." What a night that was.

[@MidnightTheKitten]

4 words. Make 👏that 👏a 👏novel👏

[@kaylynn4750]

@@MidnightTheKitten Was about to say…

[@LeKittoKatto]

You have the perfect mind for a novel writer lol

[@MidnightTheKitten]

@@LeKittoKatto True. This random dream about a freaking Illuminati seagull had a whole entire plot arc with a climax, plot twist and everything.

[@RandomDucc-sj8pd]

I used to have those double dreams all the time. There would be an initial dream, then a transition to the next dreem Once I had a dream where in the first part I was like 5 and I was going to this supposedly ‘day care’ place, where you literally just sleep. Nothing else. Then after leaving, it was night and I was suddenly an adult. I found myself on a massive blimp and OUT OF THE BLUE I just get promoted because of this super special thing and I get to park the blimp on an island for the Blimp Cermony. After that I was back in the blimp and on the balcony with some random girl and that was basically ut

[@freakout9493]

I used to have lucid nightmares a lot when I was younger. However, through all of them (though not as commonly today) I had two options; sometimes I decided to stay asleep, and I’ve gotten over a lot of fears that way. However, when things got to be dire, as a last resort (and this goes for all of my dreams honestly) I could automatically wake up by doing a backflip. I can’t even backflip in real life. I also remember having a dream where I was chased through a snowy forest at night by a monster with flashing multicolored eyes, that blasted phonk music as it chased me.

[@songerkids690]

I had a dream about a month ago where my social studies teacher was going to play The Simpsons Movie in class, but instead of being about Homer saving Springfield from some nuclear thing, it was a sci-fi horror space film.

[@neutrophilly]

I had a dream where i was a diver, exploring an underwater cave. Me and my dive team entered a strangely red cave. it was the CARDIOVASCULAR SYSTEM OF A MANATEE. We had to do open-heart surgery on the cave-manatee, with the help of the tootsie roll owl to prevent it from exploding.

[@EllpaFox47]

are you some kind of medical professional or studying to be one by any chance?

[@cessnacitation-x]

What surgery was it? I can't think of any common cardiovascular issues requiring surgery for a manatee. However, in general the most likely is a CABG or Maze procedure.

[@ebullock7173]

Uhh😊

[@Blaze_1379]

bro found the crimson 💀

[@X3RNEA5]

@@Blaze_1379 I hope you don't have to fight the Brain of Cthulhu 🗿

[@walnutalpaca8608]

I literally just woke up from a dream where all I heard was Matt’s voice singing “I’m a building Wearing tracksuit tracksuit PANTS” Over and over again

[@SonicMovieFanatic9eee]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/jX-Ue6iEi9Whp6M guess what?

[@cursedjade9585]

Rose heritage post

[@walnutalpaca8608]

@@cursedjade9585 Pfff

[@Weirdoeevee]

Welcome to the channel’s funniest posts that got on a vid.

[@natified]

saw the video ur comment were in first hahaa

[@nikihamilton9002]

I had a dream about a month ago where my family and I were sitting a Dominos and all of the sudden Danny DeVito walked in and started talking to my dad. I destinctly remember my little sister calling him "Uncle Danny"

[@INfinITY13983]

My most confusing dream by being chased by the coco pops mascot outside and then somehow we were friends Also when my dreams ended, I go through a rainbow portal ready to go back into the real world, it doesn’t happen anymore

[@sirmicothesilly]

I had a most bizarre dream in which I was about to buy a particular comic from a stall in a cathedral. Yet when I asked if they had it, the vendors shared a conspiratorial glance between one another and instructed me to follow a man up a huge spiral staircase to one of the spires. When we got to the top, he removed a secret slot from the wall, opened it, and unfolded an illustration of the pope as a furry.

[@khunt5336]

If by bizarre you mean _amazing_ I wish I could have a dream like this

[@theKobus]

That's no dream. The term is "Divine Revelation" bro. You've been called.

[@johni_cuh]

Bro that wasn't a dream, that was a sign, what else did you see??

[@zackince8803]

Had a dream about working at as a cashier at Little Caesars and everyone I met was a celebrity or historical figure. At one point in the dream, I met a cyborg version of Abraham Lincoln, and he drove away in the batmobile when he left.

[@jingof35]

thats fucking golden 😂😂

[@X3RNEA5]

"Bruh look who at Subway" (Intense Caesar and Brutus arguing about how Brutus betrayed him)

[@leonardorolingstella8554]

Adventure time moment

[@mitchnewara3229]

@leonard I was just going to say that😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@loki4807]

That sounds a bit like the Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny.

[@ADHDer_]

When I was in grade 7 I had a dream my entire year teamed up to attack Thanos for some reason? We won

[@Creative_YT]

I’ve taken a video using a single sheet of toilet paper. Twice. In two different dreams, on two different nights.

[@Jupiter-T]

Probably the least sensical and yet scariest dream I had: Two rotten-smelling green eggs hatched into these airplane-human-baby hybrids. They flew around the room and screamed at each other in airplane language. Somehow this caused all the toddlers in the town to go batshit crazy and paint the walls and yell "green! Green! Green!" over and over again.

[@blipwazhere4162]

That could easily be made into a horror movie.

[@BoonieBearsLover]

What does airplane language sound like?

[@tewam67]

@@BoonieBearsLover fwuuuuuuuuuUuuUUUUUUUUUuUUUUUUUUUUUIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[@Le_BluBird]

so THAT'S why Dr. Seuss didn't like Green Eggs and Ham.

[@BoonieBearsLover]

@@tewam67 I don’t know why I didn’t expect that

[@m.c.gargamel7736]

I once dreamt I met Abraham Lincoln, got really excited and asked him questions. Yet he talked so slowly and so much that each time I thought he was finished I would say something and we kept interrupting eachother. I woke up feeling a little insulted.

[@aprilf00lz32]

sloth from zootopia

[@nanamikento4205]

I had a dream where my friends and I were having a sleepover at my place and he was there too, I woke up to the sound of the bed moving a bit in the morning and I saw that someone was under the blanket. When I took the blanket off, I saw a friend of mine on top of Abe doing the thingy while he was still asleep. That dream traumatized me 🥲

[@aprilf00lz32]

@@nanamikento4205 what the fuck

[@Twinklethefox9022]

I had a dream that I met Q from impractical jokers in the grocery store but he was there just to do normal shopping.

[@bloodrinker]

@@nanamikento4205 what. 💀

[@SanityLoser]

one time i had a dream where i cracked my knuckles so hard, that my neighbors, winston churchill and mike tyson died of the sound. the dream ended with credits, and the “cheese creator” credit was the hudson river along with jamaica

[@AGtheWriter]

I have some real weird dreams. The one I remember the most happened when I was 8. Basically, this girl (who was Emily Elizabeth from Clifford) was friends with these three ducks. The girl had to stop playing with them so she could go back in her house but the ducks had seperation anxiety or something, because they started thinking the girl didn't want to be friends with them any more. I basically spent the rest of the dream trying to convince them that they were dumb, to no avail. Also, there was a portal under my bed that lead to an indoor waterpark, and randomly, I was put inside a firetruck and the driver started singing to me kids show style about the fire equipment. It was real weird, but it's funny to look back on.

[@starfruit7911]

When my sister was about 4, she woke up screaming and crying because a magic fairy turned her into a poo and someone flushed her.

[@Have-a-GOODday-Today]

LOL

[@Minecraft_intermediate2023]

💀

[@HVY526]

what

[@andynachos2045]

Screaming and crying?

[@starfruit7911]

@@andynachos2045 yeah she also had leg cramps often

[@A_Dog_Named_Vox]

This is quite literally the reason why I kept a dream diary in the first place. Most of my weirdest dreams are waaaaay too long for me to post, but I do have a short and sweet one: I'm watching a KZbin documentary about animals. The narrator says, ”Other animals are terrifying for their teeth… or venom… but this one is terrifying for how much gifts it gives!”, as the video cuts to a small canary, playing with someone while sitting on a bird stand. The person's shirt also says “How much gift it gives!”, as if it is a slogan for an attraction. A host wearing a fancy suit picks up the canary and says, ”Oh hey, little guy!” But, before he can even put the bird near the camera and show him to the audience, the video cuts to a analog horror-esque warning page: ”The following footage is extremely disturbing. Censored for your viewing safety.” A deafening beeping noise plays, but the host's cries of agony can be faintly heard in the background. I thought to myself, ”headcanon: The video is disturbing because you will be jealous of how much gifts the host received.”

[@minipz9thebastfiiter509]

Spectator non lucid dreams be like:

[@acolossalangrybook3169]

i had dream about a vampire who whips people to death with his balloon arms

[@Lillipad487]

wth

[@TheRealSuperKirby]

Yumi nikki

[@capybara2244]

@@acolossalangrybook3169 PFFT-

[@Firefly_On_Pawzzz]

I had a dream about the lifecycle of a bean. It then turned into a dream about me flying a rainbow-colored-bean-shaped llama

[@titaniumvulpes]

When I was a child I had a dream that I had to go upstairs to get the mayonnaise, which for some reason was being kept upstairs, but Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z was at the top of the stairs and kept screaming at me that I couldn't have the mustard (apparently the mayonnaise was now mustard). For some reason that dream shook me up so bad I still vividly remember it over 20 years later.

[@random_person3191]

I had a dream several years ago where I, a dorito, fell in love with a sentient ice cream cone. My friends were other food items, I woke up and was in a mild depression for the next few days as I remembered the love of my life. To this day, strawberry ice cream still makes me sad for the love I once had.

[@jokutyyppi4226]

Im shitting

[@jokutyyppi4226]

*crying

[@murfalishis4821]

This makes me legitamately sad

[@felixmckinney7132]

I’m sure you’ll love again someday.

[@isms-music]

For the past 7 years, I've been having the same nightmare. My old black bedroom lamp - which I thought was creepy 7 years ago runs up my staircase violently, into my bedroom uninvited - scaring the crap out of me. It beats me with all different types of objects: Fire hydrants, live pigs, spray and wipe bottles, and sometimes even my family members.

[@CATZZZ_VIDS]

Wtf 😭

[@ChiasmMarksTheSpot]

I dig this. Much more fun to read about I'm sure.

[@chipyopthemf9937]

Bro seek mental help

[@isms-music]

I thought it was creepy when I was like 8, I'm a teenager btw not an adult.

[@isms-music]

@@ChiasmMarksTheSpot At this point, I find the dream quite funny, but yet disturbing for obvious reasons. But some are scarier than others.

[@95FordGuy-hw2le]

I once had a dream that I was taking a shower and eating a piece of bread, not toast, bread. There was exactly 3 bites of bread left (?) and I dropped it in the shower. Then hit my knees crying and yelling “NOOOOOO”. I still have no idea

[@alexkitty149]

in loving memory dream bread

[@Bismuth83X]

I had a dream in which: • They had put out a DVD or possibly several to tie into the latest Endless Ocean game • I repeatedly got eaten, legs-first, by a regular-sized bowmouth guitarfish that could somehow move and breathe on land • I got stung on my thumb by a stingray and had to go to a hospital, and the hospital was not only connected to a hotel by a set of stairs and a door, but shared the hotel's aesthetics • I was in this sort of industrial-looking science museum in the southeast California desert which seemed to be mostly about desert animals, but the gift shop was mostly Transformers toys (and no, NOT Beast Wars ones).

[@redfoxlol101]

sorry this is all in the same dream

[@VoidHearted]

I once was dreaming about something relatively normal, then I realized “hey, this is a dream!” And the tv show host overlord of my dreamscape hated that I knew so he turned it into a jumpscarey nightmare to force me awake

[@-riv4r-]

Lucid dreaming?? Self aware dreams??

[@-riv4r-]

Naw that's epic

[@-belue-6697]

So, I ended up on the Bass-ackwards side of KZbin once and I saw this video where they explain what kind of experiences go on in an Acid Trip AND then another video that was someone in an Acid Trip Simulator (they were like walking through the woods and down back roads)...It was freaky! 😳... What you describe sounds like those videos!...I think you were just having an Acid Trip! 🥴😂🤔

[@wrathengel82]

BRUH 😭😭😭😭

[@dynogamergurl]

Those guys are assholes, next time it happens jump into the tv and grab him and try to poke him in the eyes. It works sometimes. Any time there’sa tv and you feel like it’s gonna get bad, change the channel, get up and walk away or jump in and become the bad guy.

[@gab_just_gab]

Nothing will ever beat that one time I dreamt about an AD for a retro mobile game that doesn't exist where every single character was a fucking moai statue 🗿

[@lillithb1661]

Hate dreaming about really fun video games, then waking up and remembering they don’t exist 😤 One of mine was about a PvP game sort of like Rocket League where you drove around in glass spheres with guns on the outside to shoot each other, and there were different characters you could play as e.g. an armadillo and they each had different abilities

[@squarohedron0664]

🗿🗿🗿

[@rymothglint220]

FWIW, Moai-kun for the NES is a (very much real) fun Konami puzzle platformer, if you're still interested 🗿

[@HopeRock425]

I've had these sorts of dreams, where I am watching a KZbin video or playing a good fictional game. But have you ever had a dream where it wasn't you, who you were dreaming about. Cause I have them quite often. Like one time I was dreaming of a girl (named something starting with A) and she was part of a group of kids collecting some sorts of magical rocks in a magic world . A combination of Narnia and Infinity War. Sadly I don't remember much except the premise. Is it just me or are dreams about other people normal?

[@BeanKally]

I once had a dream about a show where various fast food workers do various challenges relating to cooking oil

[@yourstepdad3433]

I had a weird dream last night,Part of dream was a game but was like a 90s point and click adventure game with photo realistic image graphics, I scan a guy with my camera and he says "it's time to evaluate your patriotism" he scans me puts 2 thumbs up and says congratulations you got the job!, your reward is: A difficult summer... Goodbye" and then I woke up.

[@roccon4246]

A few weeks ago I had a dream where I sang the entire chorus to “Renegade” by Styx.

[@TinyDragonGamer250]

I also recently drempt that I was an immortal snail, but I wasn't on a mission to kill the immortal human, rather I was trying to become his friend and end this terrible curse. Neat.

[@cookscreativecorner]

You should write a book about that. Or a graphic novel.

[@middleeasternforhire8985]

Lol when I was on meds I would see the weirdest dreams like im in a cemetery and ghost of snow White is somewhere on the loose and its evil than I reach some gate and I see some female ghosts i dont know what to do so I sing la lorona ( I'm not Hispanic ) and they sing and dance with me and spin around so I live them dancing then I see Indiana joens and his face was clawed by snow White I tell him: told you so and we watch some people walking up a wooden ladder indie encourages me to try it than I do it and I wake up

[@middleeasternforhire8985]

Or that time I was stressed by university work so in my sleep I see my dad driving around showing me universities like do you wanna go there ?no what about that one? Like I'm shopping for shirts or sth 😂 So we found one witch is on the base of a mountain and its awesome and an ice tower pops up from behind of the campus so I told my dad this is too far in the mountains but he says he already got papers ready so I go to some office and wait my turn but I wake up

[@middleeasternforhire8985]

Or that time I was travelling by myself in a trailer in the US ( I dont live there ) I'm watching some family channel on KZbin and I stay somewhere surprisingly I saw them than they invite me to stay the night with them they give me a sleeping bag but right before I sleep next to them I see a news about them being found dead in the woods so I get up and I see dead bodies covered in moss they get up and want to kill me but draculaura draws a sigil on the ground that teleports me back home

[@TinyDragonGamer250]

@@cookscreativecorner I'm terrible with long term writing, but I can make a helluva awesome short story!

[@flameblade3]

I once had a dream where, long story short- I got caught in part of my own trap I laid for someone else, thought “wait, this is a dream! I can just- hrrrrrrrrg” and made the trap go away. I proceeded to forget that I realized it was a dream and it played out as normal. As normal as my dreams go anyway

[@alexanderreynolds6018]

This happens to me too! The only time I ever have lucid dreams is if I'm facing imminent peril, I'll realize it's a dream, calm down, and then immediately go back to the dream with no idea that I'm dreaming.

[@SamanthamusPrimeV28050]

I had a dream where I was at a model fashion show place, as I was the judge in that show, and 1 of the models was an 82 year old Canadian man named Peter Cullen, and he was doing a sassy walk, which is unusual for an old man, and me and the other judges gave Peter Cullen a 20/20 and other models got 19/20, 18/20, and so on. And 1 woman who is like 26 years old took off her high heel shoe and yeeted at Peter Cullen, and what did Peter Cullen do to avoid getting hit in the face with the high heel? He dodged it, obviously, and he screamed "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, MISS?!?!? WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR OWN FATHER OR GRANDFATHER, AT HOME, WOULD YOU?" and the woman had instant regrets after Peter Cullen's scream of anger. And Peter Cullen jumped at the woman and tackled her to the ground, and then a 77 year old american man named Frank Welker, who was in the crowd, got out of his seat, and went to break up the fight between Peter Cullen and the 26 year old woman, and Peter Cullen suddenly turned 28 years old, like his body just went through an age reverse stage, and Peter Cullen said "what happened? How did I turn 28 when I was 82 years old?!?" And everybody noticed that Peter Cullen sounded younger, and he did his famous Optimus Prime voice, saying "hello, my name is Optimus Prime." And then Peter Cullen just flunked in Frank Welker's arms, then Peter Cullen's older brother Larry Cullen came out of the crowd, and then he just picked his brother up out of Frank Welker's arms, and carried his brother home, then after the show, Frank Welker, and I followed Larry Cullen to his home, and we found Peter Cullen, and suddenly Peter Cullen turned back into an 82 year old man, from a 28 year old man, and Larry Cullen said "I don't know what happened to my brother. I suppose that his DNA genome may have been changed, to have some sort of ability to make him change age at will, like 1 day or moment, he could be impersonating an 18 year old boy, and another moment or day, he would be impersonating various younger people, age wise." And Frank Welker said "how did that all happened? Did he take some sort of hormonal pills? Also, how are you still alive? If you had died in march of 2011?" Then Larry Cullen said "I came back from the dead, like how that heroic truck, that my brother auditioned for, did." And I said "you came back from the dead like how Optimus Prime did, Larry Cullen?" And Larry Cullen said "yep." Then I walked back to the show location, and I saw an ambulance there, and paramedics getting a 45 year old French man named Omar Sy into the back of the ambulance, as Omar Sy had suffered a very bad anime nosebleed, and apparently, his anime nosebleed was caused by Peter Cullen's sass on the catwalk. A 45 year old man simping for an 82 year old man? That is strange and gay. Not to be offensive to any LGBTQ+ community members, okay? But Peter Cullen has a wife and so does Omar Sy. My dream ended at Larry Cullen's house, and I saw a random woman who worked at SEPTA as a bus driver, kissing Larry Cullen.

[@cooldog69]

idk how u guys detect your dreams. no mattter how ridiculous my dream is, i will never detect jts a dream 😭

[@SamanthamusPrimeV28050]

@@cooldog69 everybody is different.

[@seandunne4931]

That's brains for you, they don't like it if you break their rules, and rule number one is: You're not allowed to know it's a dream.

[@ofeliapersephone3657]

I had a dream once that had a ton of detail, but all you need to know is that I was traveling across the Pacific Ocean, floating in laundry baskets, with the characters from Heathers.

[@Creative_StudioMic]

Had a strange dream. I was a male in his mid-twenties (I'm a fifteen-year girl in real-life), and the dream was about me traversing a strange arena with my younger sister. The arena looked rough and unreal, like it was a crappy unfinished Unity project. I don't remember clearly, what happened there, but I remember perfectly how I shot someone with a bazooka, and literally the whole arena just broke, leaving me and my sis floating.

[@Danube-TV]

Did it have the wii death sound when it broke

[@rm_steele]

you sure it wasn't an unfinished Unreal project

[@octopusdude7441]

One of my favorite weird dreams has to be the one where I, (a petite white woman), was sent by the Japanese government on an undercover mission disguised as a Sumo wrestler. Just me in those little sumo undies pretending to be a wrestler. Somehow, I was never caught.

[@Null-value]

The Japanese government chose wisely; dream you is clearly a master of disguise

[@TwigCommenter]

Wait til matt discovers the one-time-i-dreamt tumblr

[@Thefrogbread]

I have a recurring dream where my brother is two people and when I figure it out he becomes an eldritch horror

[@dr.temperancebrennan]

Okay so this was more of a nightmare than a dream, but it's still to date the wildest nightmare/dream I've ever had. I don't remember alot about it, I just remember some traumatizing details that have never left my mind. A dark haired, red eyed little girl sitting on my childhood homes fence with my childhood dog, Otis' head on a spike. Then the scene shifted to where I was crying in a school bathroom as a demonized version of Otis tried to get into the stall I was in. Also there was that one time in elementary school where I dreamt that all students had long pins sticking out of them for some reason, were basically zombified, and one girl came in crying to the teacher I was with to "get them out of me, get them out of me. Please!!"

[@SonicMaster519]

Damn, I had a similar one where I was in a classroom with the sky outside being red, a girl came in and screamed at the teacher for help in the hall but the teacher ignored her as something dragged her back into the hall. I don’t remember much past that but your story reminded me of that

[@ang3lic_abyss]

oh god- that is actually terrifying

[@pumkin610]

My dreams are usually never scary, they just feel more like comedy than scary or more mildly sad than scary. There were two possibly paranormal things that happened in my real life tho, there was some guy from school, let's call him Bob, who claimed to have satanic or black magic type abilities. He said he could make blood boil and he could show people their worst fear or something like that. He wanted to demonstrate the boiling blood thing so some other teens gathered in front of him, maybe sitting down, and even though I was off to the side, he was facing them not me, I still suddenly felt very warm in the chest. And I let him know that and he stopped and was like oh r/iamverypowerful. The showing people their worst fear thing was like, Bob put his hand next to some other guy's head, the guy wanted to see if the showing people their worst fear thing was real, or maybe they did want to see their own worst fear for some reason. This was voluntary, guy asked Bob to do this. Anyways after a little while of this the guy said "Dude, stop" and so Bob did stop, the guy looked like he had a headache or something and he said he saw a fish type of thing with like tentacles. I think he did say it was scary, sounds like it was some sort of very specific demon given the context or spirit even though I'm skeptical and don't actually believe in anything. The other paranormal thing that happened was I saw a glowing white orb in the night sky for like a second, then it disappeared. Still very skeptical about it tho like it could have been a real explainable thing or a hallucination or whatever. I had a dream about my "worst fear" it was just a little transparent orange blob creature, it's stomach had liquid in it that constantly sloshed around and the creature had the ability to make me feel a little nauseous but yeah didn't feel very scary it was just a mildly unsettling creature. The scariest dream I think I had was when I looked into a mirror and my iris and pupil were like melting, my eyes are brown but they were dissolving into a sickly green color. It was probably a dream based on district 9 which like the fly in the way that it has body horror like a slow transformation.

[@thatsamood]

Sounds like the Fetch robot dog from Fazbear Frights Book 2 attacked you

[@potatoman7028]

I once dreamt of looking through the door glass thing i forget what it was called and the rake was standing outside lol

[@IAmElectrospecter]

When my son was born, I had a dream that his arm detached and I put it in the laundry by mistake. After coming out of the dryer it was shriveled and burnt and wouldn't reattach (presumably it would have reattached under the dream logic if I hadn't shrunken it). I woke up with the hugest pit of guilt in my stomach!

[@BENDYKILLER698]

got this from a dream journal on my Discord server. so me and my friend were in Halfway Park (a map from Bonelab, a VR game me and him like) and i had all the mods i wanted and we both started testing them and messing with the stuff, then we scuttled through a small pipe and ended up in like a sewer parkour ass place and you crawled through another pipe but I couldn't cue i had an anchor tied around my waist so the anchor kept getting caught and i couldnt get out, so i had to use a toothpick to escape and we were then on a dirt bike being driven by no one and then we were in a school type building being taught how to play guitar with a battenburg

[@Leopard_seal123]

My stepdad had a dream where me and him followed a horse onto a frozen lake. Then i started throwing fireballs at the horse until it fell through the ice. We then had to get help from our neighbor to pull it up

[@bugsauce2261]

A couple of recent ones I've had: *1:* I was watching a movie with two other people, and I turned to the old man on my left to say "This movie's kind of scary, isn't it?" He replied in agreement, and asked me if I was going to ask Roger, the little boy on my right. I then turned and asked him twice, and he remained oblivious. However, when I tapped on Roger shoulder, he suddenly jumped away from me out of his chair, slinking into the darkness with a face like the murderer from Scream. *2:* I woke up on the edge of a seemingly endless field and a dense forest. There was at least seven inches of snow on the ground, and I was completely naked. Beside me there was a shield and a Gladiator helmet. Somehow, I subconsciously knew that I had to find a shed somewhere inside the field. After what felt like an eternity of walking I finally found one, but upon opening the door I woke up. And some smaller ones: *1:* I did an airstrike attack on a Nazi base with a talking penguin. *2:* I made a set of armor out of a drum set and fought a living tuba. *3:* I went on a quest for "The Golden Steak," said to be cooked at only the finest of temperatures. *4:* I found a secret base up my chimney, made out of lapis. And my favorite, *5:* I found a spiky suit of metal armor, put it on, and started a superhero gig as "Splinter Man."

[@FlatEarthKiller]

LMAO! Nature is hilariously sadistic

[@ralseibestboi546]

Number 2 on the smaller ones reminds me of the whole Tuba Boss Fight meme.

[@bradbradthebrad]

number 1 of the smaller ones sounds like something that would happen in a Madagascar movie

[@ja.lena.a]

I had some dreams about superheroes too! In one of them, the superhero outfits looked like oversized grapes that were stuck onto the

[@H4LLW4Y.V01D]

The golden steak sounds like something out of dnd or miitopia 😂😂😂

[@threegoblinsinatrenchcoat748]

I had a dream that someone challenged me to carve a wood sculpture with anything but proper wood carving tools. I took that challenge and carved a sculpture of a golden retriever with nothing more than a garden trowel and a kitchen knife. It was fairly detailed and after I showed the person the sculpture, it turned into an actual golden retriever. Edit: I forgot to say this when I was originally writing this, but I don't know how to carve wood in my waking life, let alone know how to carve wood with the tools I chose in the dream.

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

That actually sounds like a pretty fun thing to do

[@owenedmundson1031]

Pinocchio dog

[@samblasco2359]

Geppetto but if he wanted a dog instead of a son

[@mrstrider8847]

Mission success, I guess

[@meetaverma8372]

I wish that would happen to me in real life 👀👀

[@pochoelgato2381]

I once had a dream that me and my friends were soap bars in the form of an among us character, and killed people by making them slip.

[@christianglas1584]

After all the lessons I've learned from the Netflix descriptions, I have no doubt Barney would actually chase a 10-year-old with a knife. Also snleberties is definitely something I never knew I needed but now I can't think of a world this word isn't in.

[@HEXD-kd8te]

I had a dream I was supposed to save the world from ending with a team of random strangers. Me and another teammate had just watched everyone else die and we decided to use our time powers to bring them back. Apparently, using time powers is illegal, and I got told by a floating fish with an oddly human face, "people who mess with time get to wake up at 4am" in a disappointed tone and shaking its head, which was oddly specific. I would say I woke up at 4am, but I actually woke up at 3:52 and was oddly disturbed.

[@damianlego3840]

It seems like that was somehow your body's internal clock physically manifesting itself in your dreams...in the form of a floating fish. The brain really is a strange and fascinating thing isn't it?

[@monad_tcp]

​@@damianlego3840one time someone from my family called me when I was in my deep sleep. In my dream a red phone appeared out of thin air, then I took it off the hook and listened to the external world message my family member was saying. It was like I was inside the matrix and then I was taken by the phone and woke up. Brains create strange realities. Maybe that's all there is in this universe, it's all consciousness all the way down, like Russian dolls.

[@yesnomaybeso8633]

This sound like something out of SCP Foundation lol

[@koolaid33]

You got visited by Seaman in your sleep, damn.

[@BambinaSaldana]

Glenn Fishman is dissapointed in you.

[@MalcolmIIofCaledonia]

My best dream ever was me and my late great grandad just sitting on a porch just rocking back and forth while talking to each other, this happened a few months ago, I still think it’s him telling me that he’s still here. I wish I met him more than once, still miss him.

[@kisstiecat]

This is depressing and wholesome at same time (I'm talking about the dream ofc) and I'm sorry for your loss.

[@0_dearghealach_083]

My condolences, Gigachad.

[@loki4807]

Chad if you need some closure: Your Great grandfather may be in Valhalla, tell me his name and I'll check with Odin.

[@user-sv2oj5um1q]

I love the transition from the happy dream at 3:45 to the ridiculousness of the one after it.

[@Decidukip]

I had a reoccurring nightmare when I was little. I was in the basement of my house, and a talking dog with a long tongue came down the stairs and all I could see was the tongue licking out from the staircase. Sometimes I’d run over to my dad and he’d do nothing about it.

[@felixmckinney7132]

My sister had a dream that she had this intense rivalry with a duck pretending to be a person, and nobody else noticed but her. Apparently, the duck liked to rob museums dressed as different people. There’s definitely a few more specific details that happen after this, but I can’t remember it at the moment. She told us this during our great uncle’s funeral.

[@noodlesnook]

this genuinely sounds like the plot of a cartoon i’d watch when i was younger

[@qopparune]

Sounds like Boo from Animaniacs You know The master of disguise chicken

[@rosemarythesheep8272]

Why did this remind me of Kid vs Kat?

[@vanilladrizzlequeen]

that sounds like Boo! YOU WEAR A DISGUISE TO LOOK LIKE HUMAN GUYS, BUT YOURE NOT A MAN, YOURE A CHICKEN, BOO

[@redfoxlol101]

this reminds me of the wallace and gromit the wrong trousers for some reaso

[@wheresami_thekittycat]

I had a weird dream where i lived near a black hole with my grandma and the person who owned the hotel hated squeaky toys. Unfortunately, i brought a mini red car with a bear in it and it squeaked. We went out to just see.... Ah yes. ＢＲＯＯＫＨＡＶＥＮ

[@christofferbachriis6522]

I once had a dream where I was in school and my classmates were making fun of one kid for believing in the norse gods. Suddenly a storm appeared overhead and a giant pufferfish descended from the sky. The pufferfish claimed to be Thor the god of thunder. Everyone that had made fun of the boy began crying and begging for mercy. Thor spit out a glowing blue orb and said that it would explode in 20 minutes. Luckily we managed to escape through the sewers. When we were far enough from the school we climbed out of the sewers and watched the explosion in the distance.

[@Anonemaus-nj5rs]

I had the standard "getting chased by a serial killer with a sledgehammer" dream, but when I woke up there was a shadow in the corner of my room that looked like a person. Scared the shit out of me.

[@thegiovannimauro]

sleep paralysis?

[@OFGamezz]

I have that all the time mate. Most of the time its my dad. Lol

[@lattekawa7005]

I had a similar dream where i was being chased by someone with an axe. They caught up with me and with a big swing they plunged it into my chest. It was so vivid that i could feel the heaviness and coldness of the blade.

[@Anonemaus-nj5rs]

@@thegiovannimauro Not really, just my eyes playing tricks on me. I did get it once though. No hallucinations, however.

[@dont.ask20]

My weirdest dream was where my class went on a trip to this kind of science museum. I don’t remember much up to the point where I turned around to see my best friend kneeling over my other best friend, who was on the ground. I asked: “What’s wrong with him then?” And she goes: “He feels sick.” I crouched down, put my hand on his forehead, basically told him just to lie on the floor where he was for a bit, and walked off. Then an employee took me to a VR room, but I lost her, and was frantically running down hallways for a second, and while I was doing that, I saw a freezer room. Anyway, moving on, I found the VR room and they had Star Wars on. I walked outside to greet my classmates who took off their invisibility cloaks (idk why they were wearing those) and said to my Star-Wars-obsessed classmate: “You’re gonna love this one!” We were enjoying the film when my best friend (NOT the one lying on the floor, but the one who had been kneeling over him) told me there were other movie scenes outside on the balcony, and took me away to see them. There was the Mario Movie, I believe some classic Disney, and a little bit of Pirates of the Caribbean. It was a remarkably fun dream. At one point I did check in on the “I’m just gonna have a lie down” friend and he was lying on the windowsill. The following day I told him about him about the dream and he laughed his head off. Surreal. Truly surreal.

[@smashthesubscribebutton]

“And then I checked on the lying down friend, and I saw him lying on the windowsill!” “HAHAHWIEOWOWOEIEIE” *laughs his head off* *WOW!* *keeps continuing laughing* Hahah..No..NO..NOOOO! *falls off chair* OUCH…. *runs into bathroom* What is that growling noise? *while wiping blood off* A ZOMBIE!! GET THE NERF GUNS OUT! OK! LETS START! *shoots zombies* 2 minutes later *SCREAM* What is it? LOOK! WHAT DO YOU THINK IT IS? *looks and sees him being killed* Oh my god! I’ll wait until you die, and then kill myself! We will be together forever! Ok! *dies* Ok…. Let’s do this! 3…2…1….0! *dies* *goes to heaven* Uhh…hi friend! HELLO BESTIE! Hey, hello! We are together forever! This novel was the winner of the “That escalated quickly” award on October 10th, 2015.

[@dont.ask20]

@@smashthesubscribebutton Huh?! Wdym?! Was that actually the plot of a book or….?

[@smashthesubscribebutton]

@@dont.ask20No, I’m in college and I’m a crap writer of things like that, and I tried my best.

[@dont.ask20]

@@smashthesubscribebutton That was pretty good ngl 😂

[@GUNUFofficial]

I once had a dream were sonic xtreme actually released and it had freddie mercury as the love interest instead of the planned love interest "tiara boobowski"

[@gwest3644]

A few dreams I actually remember from when I was a kid: - My little sister being ground into a can of tomato soup. I was around toddler age at the time and the sister was just a baby who hardly left her bedroom, so I distinctly remember thinking the dream was real for a while lmao - Coming to a new school and not knowing where *any* of the classes were (I think I was about to graduate to middle school when I had it) - My English teacher bringing in an evil clown to class, who then proceeds to mind control all the students except me. The rest of the dream was just me running away from the clown, and I remember the school being much larger in the dream than in real life. I also remember being less scared of the clown than I was confused by the bizarre layout of the dream-school

[@creative-name5279]

I had a school dream where it was the end of the year and I found out there was a project we were assigned at the beginning of the year that we'd turn it at the end. I was panicking because I hadn't even started the project yet.

[@driftliketokyo34ftw35]

I once dreamt a completely normal day of class and it was so vivid and so accurate I genuinely thought I was awake and in class. I woke up so damn confused.

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Ahh, the ol' false awakening. That's annoying. I had a dream that had THREE false awakenings! Waking 1: I walked downstairs and saw a black cat in the living room. "Mom, why is there a cat here? We don't own a cat!" And the cat looked at me all insulted. Waking 2: I walked downstairs and got stuck on the stairs, just walking on the spot, like a glitching video-game character. Waking 3: Sat in bed, suspicious that waking-up wasn't working, so just sat there and watched my room change colours, and get bigger and wider like the walls were stretching out. And *THEN* I woke up.

[@tricolover1347]

I had dreams like this before and everytime I woke up I would just sit there for a bit confused out of my mind lol

[@kimleejungjeonparkminmoonh7453]

On one fine day in the lockdown I got a dream in which I woke up early , made my bed (I never do it) , brushed my teeth , ate breakfast and was watching TV when my grandma woke me up and I sat there confused for some mins before realising it was all a dream.

[@captaindarksign3589]

Same, but i was more happy when it endet.

[@WarTie]

@@toddboyce3599what is the RCMP?

[@zanemurcha9742]

I dreamt once that I was building a space rocket in a field. It was a documentary type dream with interviews with complete strangers. When the rocket took off the pilot got injured and suddenly I was visiting him in hospital with a camera crew and a chimpanzee dressed as a nurse was pushing his wheelchair.

[@greminboye]

had a dream where deltarune chapters 3 ~ 5 came out and it had like a side storyline where ralsei goes to the light world and gets lung surgery because he got ran over by a car

[@coral54hgmb]

Slept over at a friends house and had the most vivid dream of my life. In the dream, I was in the body of a ten year old boy. For the record, I am not ten years old or a boy. In the dream I had a little sister and a mom and dad and we all lived in the same house. However, something was wrong with the world and we couldn’t have the house too clean or it was considered “cheating” and something bad would happen. This inspires me to write a story that I have now been working on for half a year.

[@thebingler77]

Tell me when it's finished

[@mx.menacing]

That sounds super interesting!

[@SirMato]

im gonna read that

[@XxXsoapXxX]

Bro i NEED to read that if you upload this anywhere. Please in not joking

[@CringeGurl123]

You reminded me of my dream that I want to write a story about too

[@thatrandombee6976]

Here's the weirdest dream I've ever had (not a nightmare, just weird lol): So it's about how to train your dragon, the little old lady (I think her name is Gothi) was accused of a crime, and the people of Berk decided to test how well she knows the Spanish language to see if she was guilty. Hiccup and Stoick go into a room with lots of palm trees with lemons growing on them, and challenge each other to a game in which they punch down the palm trees like in minecraft. After this, they enter the room with the Spanish test and Gothi is inside a glass chamber alongside a block of minecraft TNT. Nearby people suddenly start yelling that the lemons had escaped. Turns out the lemons had come alive and gone to a town called Brooklyn, and they returned on the backs of guinea pigs the size of horses.

[@willerdude]

HAHAHA

[@huntermagnuson8062]

Oh my lord that's funny 😂😂

[@JimmiusCarrelius]

i want dreams like this 😔

[@Stickfissh]

WHAT

[@davi_ow]

What the entire fuck

[@Mx.muffin]

I had a dream that was formatted in a KZbin video style, where me and my friends did a 24 hour challenge where we lived in a bouncy house for 24 hours. Like, an actual looking house that was blown up. There was even an outro. Apparently, in this dream universe, dinosaurs, TV & bread-headed people, and living skeletons existed and roamed around.

[@a.garcia2152]

I once had a dream where flat squidward was a creepypasta

[@kell_ceooftomlas]

I once had a dream where I was in a hardware store. They had tablets and phones in one aisle. I grabbed a phone, entered a url that sent you to Club Penguin and was disappointed to see it had turned into a NSFW website. I cried, ran home, and there was a Crockpot with a keyboard in front of it on the kitchen table. I typed “Bring back club penguin” on the keyboard, the Crockpot blew up, and I died.

[@TitusX49]

You went to the hardware stooree

[@CATZZZ_VIDS]

Wow that is pure chaos and I love it

[@kell_ceooftomlas]

@@TitusX49 it was home depot

[@hexagonist23]

that crockpot could genuinely be some kind of scp

[@carlycarmine3858]

@@kell_ceooftomlas the funny thing is,in the real world home depot doesn't sell phones or tablets

[@Anreii]

The lawn mower one just awoken some memories of a dream I had as a child... My brother was a car, a weird fleshy abomination with his face stretched across the grill/lights area but for some reason in the dream I found it pretty cool but not too out the ordinary

[@Raindrop199]

I hate that I pictured this in my head

[@rancholotl3384]

@@Raindrop199 SAME

[@bc1448]

Once I had a dream where I was in this underwater castle, but it was also a museum? I remember it had fake food like an ikea though. Oh, and I was also Bilbo Baggins. 💀

[@FishSnackAttack]

I've had the same nightmare since I was 5 (~13 years), wherein I was just Big. In a closed room without doors or windows, where if I sit with my knees up to my chest, my neck hunches under the roof, and I just spend my time using the tip of my index finger to push around teeny-tiny boxes into a pile in one of the four corners. Yes, this is a nightmare for me- I wake up in a cold sweat and have actual anxiety attacks when I think about pushing tiny boxes around with my fingertip. No, I do not know why. Nothing in my childhood could have ever set me up for this.

[@TaraAndFriends]

I had a dream when I was a teen that I had my own appartment, which was filled with snakes. They weren't ordinary snakes, though, as they were strikingly beautiful and could talk, but preferred to talk with nobody except me. We lived in harmony and peace as they bred underneath my bed and shared my space. They were pastel pink, orange, or yellow, with ornate white patterning. Each one also nearly glew because they were so beautiful to me.

[@faithpearlgenied-a5517]

Sounds nice :)

[@TaraAndFriends]

@@faithpearlgenied-a5517 it was. I searched forever trying to find a similarly beautiful snake, but no such snake existed with the same petterns. Albino rosey boas are the closest color-wise, but still not pastel enough, and they don't 'almost glow.'

[@loki4807]

I had a similar dream only THEY WERE ARGONIANS FROM SKYRIM. I DIDN'T OWN THE GAME AT THE TIME!

[@BeanKally]

I had a dream once that I was riding on a giant Cobra with a rifle shooting at flying DVD players in radioactive apocalyptic city ruins

[@youreright9358]

Reminded me of a dream where me and two other people were about to enter a cave and there was a snake in the entrance made out of like.. meat or something? And I think I or one of the other guys picked it up and it crumbled away. The dream was long but I dont remember it too well

[@15098D]

I had a dream about a “bus for enemies” that would pick up mortal rivals and force them to have a good time together before they were allowed to get off. This included Mario and Bowser, Hitler and Stalin and the White and Black Spies from Spy VS Spy

[@vacafuega]

I love it

[@mihaleben6051]

did it include dr k and colin

[@plantaxiang]

I want to see an Animation of this, lol.

[@LeKittoKatto]

@@plantaxiang same

[@absoultethings4213]

@@mihaleben6051 goddammit

[@Rajesh-rx5rm]

Had a dream where I was getting chased by pianos playing the ice cream truck theme and anime girls yelling “Yes daddy!” The dream ended when they caught up with me and took out their knifes but I took out an katana blade. Don’t ask.