"I woke up in a cold sweat and wrote this"

[@cubinel]

The fact that Matt chugging chemicals is somehow on the lesser side when it comes to the shit he just *consumes* is deeply alarming.

[@l0cal.unacceptabl3]

real.

[@XxProGamerUSAxX]

He is Walter white

[@lastchanc3stars]

I think that was water with blue food coloring.

[@Carbon_steel_waffles]

@@XxProGamerUSAxX I was just thinking of that

[@Matt_Rose]

@@lastchanc3stars It was curaçao!

[@jennawolfmusic]

my favorite things I thought of when I was still half asleep "do drummers have next of kin information" "abstinence is for the whales" "who needs verbs when you have Jesus" (can be shortened to "who verbs when you Jesus"

[@marleybananas]

As a drummer, I can confirm that we do have next of kin information 💀

[@pietrosmusi6348]

I Jesus to Jesus my sandwich, the flavour jesus so good

[@DaviNoob11]

The last one is almost "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God."

[@lordannie5041]

beautiful

[@MicrowavedAlastair5390]

First one has Spın̈al Tap vibes.

[@nonamelegend_vapor]

"They say I'm corny; I'm the whole ear" actually goes hard

[@larsonfamilyhouse]

Corn he

[@pls-help-i-need-a-good-handle]

@@larsonfamilyhouse Are you seriously assuming the pronouns of this corn? Shame on you. May all your popcorn be stale.

[@lxmesoda]

​@@pls-help-i-need-a-good-handlewow so funny

[@noranizaazmi6523]

​@@pls-help-i-need-a-good-handle that is an actually terrifying threat.

[@clockworkpotato9892]

Y'all afraid to be corny; i was born on the cob

[@Lord_Freg]

i woke myself up from a dream to hear my mirror self say "yandere Ben Shapiro!!!!!!??????" as i woke up.

[@somedummyonyoutube3362]

Let's say, hypothetically, you were all mine. This would mean no one else can have you, correct? Correct.

[@Lord_Freg]

@@somedummyonyoutube3362 IM CRYING ABABAHAHHSJDHSH

[@Mo_Thecat]

@@somedummyonyoutube3362 LOLLL

[@MicrowavedAlastair5390]

... This is actually not inaccurate.

[@underfirebutok]

Fun fact! Two German words for nightmares are "Alptraum" ("elf-dream") and "Alpdruck/Alpdrücke," ("elf pressure"), which reference the belief that elves caused many bizarre phenomena including bedhead, sleep paralysis, and bad dreams. Matt Rose is merely rediscovering old knowledge.

[@wolfsfee2001]

seit wann heißt alp elf? und in welcher Region sagt man Alpdruck? hab ich noch nie gehört

[@MyRegardsToTheDodo]

@@wolfsfee2001 Alben (Alb/Elf) ist der ursprüngliche Germanische Ausdruck für Elfen. Und Elfen in der Germanischen Mythologie waren keine netten kleinen Disney-Wesen oder auch die Wesen, die man heute aus Fantasybüchern kennt, sondern eher sowas wie kleine, bösartige Kobolde. Und Albdruck ist veraltet, das kommt aus der alten Vorstellung, dass bei Albträumen diese kleinen Arschlöcher auf der Brust des Schlafenden sitzen und Druck ausüben.

[@treebit]

that is absolutely fascinating!

[@Kickiusz]

The Germans were right all along! Please don't take this out of context.

[@JasonDgen-cu1cp]

Reported

[@tjljrswitch]

“Time makes fools of us all, Charlie Brown” is now my favorite sentence

[@PixlyPenguin]

I guess you can seek meaning behind it..

[@UnusualPete]

It's a quote from Futurama, so it's not far off

[@THEMAXIMUM7816]

I mean, they’re not wrong

[@tlepageart]

Sounds like a great idea for movie 🤣

[@donpollo3154]

Good grief

[@clarafilosi]

9:02 "Hannibal can't know... Can he..?" *basically the entire plot of Hannibal*

[@lizanna6390]

He usually knows

[@TheGloopOfMobius]

It’s always nice to have an old friend for dinner.

[@nicefloweytheoverseer7632]

Is Hannibal gonna eat me?

[@LunaTheMoonWitch]

​@@nicefloweytheoverseer7632Yes.

[@matthewboire6843]

Never seen it

[@tsifirakiehl4250]

One time, I woke up in a cold sweat at 3 AM and texted my entire family with an idea for a movie. It was going to be a horror comedy musical called “The Hills Are Alive,” and it was going to be about a bunch of college kids going on vacation in the mountains, only to discover that the mountain itself is sentient and trying to kill them.

[@yolandaaliceflynt3671]

I'd love to watch that movie😂

[@WONDERBOIY]

That sounds awesome I would pay

[@PoseidonsWinionDaughter26483]

No but that sounds legit

[@littlegreensunflower3547]

A minor key/creepy cover of "the hills are alive with the sound of music" from The Sound of Music is a must for this project

[@R.K_Chalkboard]

That honestly sounds like a real indie horror movie.

[@drexelborz82]

I swear I thought I was the only one who did this!! My personal favourite from recently was “2 seconds from rolling up into your corporate salad” 👍

[@Mr.Random-true-info]

thats kinda sounds like a norwegian saying, i will translate it roughly: You have stepped into the salad; meaning you have stepped over the line.

[@masongaming58]

15 minutes from rolling up into your corporate drive thru

[@TheBestMalePersonEver]

Mine is “2 sentence mRio” (meant to say “Mario”) I could have sworn I heard faint yahoos is the hallway.

[@loafkey]

As a kid, my dad once trained himself to wake up from a dream to write notes, because he kept getting genius ideas in his sleep that he would promptly forget in the morning. But when he finally managed to write one down, it just said - “the banana peel is bigger than the banana”. He gave up after that.

[@Qwazor]

He’s not wrong though

[@silvercandra4275]

I did something like that a few times as well, but what I wrote were some solid short story ideas, so maybe he shouldn't give up?

[@maniraptavia4008]

I had a dream once a fair few years back, and I could have sworn it was a groundbreaking approach to looking at bird evolution, drawing upon the ground-up, top-down, and ontogenetic approaches to understanding the advent of flight to create an entirely new theory that was both familiar, yet distinct. I ended up writing a load of garbled, misplaced letters that made no sense and then lost the file entirely.

[@thatwasverypunny.-.]

he should keep trying, ive had some banger story ideas from my dreams and i mean that note technically wasnt wrong 💀💀

[@sofija642]

Best thing that happened in my dream is solving a math problem I couldn't solve while conscious. Our teacher gave us these really hard problems for practice. I spent a month trying to solve one of them, but kept on failing, until I dreamt of having an exam with that exact same question and I passed it. Woke up and just recalled numbers from the dream, turns out I got a correct solution

[@Chamomile_teaxx]

“I’ve never seen a ghost so does that mean I’ve managed to fuck up all on my own with no greater cosmic being holding me back” is actually a terrifying thought

[@Revalopod]

lovecraft horror story

[@StarlightNkyra]

A true one too...

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

Could be the start of an epic supernatural love story where the main character believes they have no greater place in the afterlife until one day they do finally meet a ghost and yada yada they fall in love all is well the end

[@Revalopod]

@@nomoretwitterhandles lovecraft sex story

[@funnyusername8635]

Reminds me of the Arthur C Clarke quote, “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”

[@barebones_music115]

One morning I woke up, in a state almost indistinguishable from that I was just in. As I lay there, indifferent to life for a precious moment, I came to what felt like a profound realization, and scrambled to write it down in the notes app. I wrote "I keep telling people to stop calling me Batman."

[@DeltaTony]

I desperately need a series where Matt just does weird science experiments.

[@ziYEAHllionclick]

he does give off mad scientist vibes

[@ren_zoink]

i mean… cooking with matt?

[@Scoottheboot670]

Matt IS a weird science experiment

[@historylogz]

This is 50 minutes old and yet has 307 likes

[@fishfish109]

experimenting with matt

[@Retrotude]

One time I woke up in the morning laughing hysterically because the last sentence I heard in my sleep was "For Sale: Poison shoes - worn once" and it's immediately become my favorite fever dream. My brother even made an ad out of it to post in the supermarket on the cork board at the front.

[@TheOne_6]

sale on poison shoes! 'new' 'worn 0 times' for only £9.99!

[@notNajimi]

This is fucking killing me, thank you

[@Your_Local_Nerd]

@@notNajimii’m glad you survived 😢

[@NachoCheeseDorito-Kun]

This is the crackheaded version of "For sale Baby Shoes Never worn"

[@beezwacks]

A bit of an unrelated note but I love your pfp

[@SagittariusJStar]

4:07 the way bro said "piss vortex" got me dying over here 💀

[@caitlinhendrick7488]

Same😂

[@TheKetamineSquid]

Also the clown penis er-hee had fucked up

[@streetystuff]

Dr. Matt seems like a very trustworthy scientist.

[@ehannasir8464]

i mean he drank his chemical concoction so confidently, he must the real deal!

[@maze7050]

This has 666 likes so I’m not gonna like it lol

[@KrystalTheFox]

My G streety i didnt know you watch matt too???????

[@ZoeyPruett]

@@ehannasir8464 I honestly said to myself “Who does he think he is, Dr. Jekyll??!!” When he did that. …For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, I happen to be really into 1800s/Victorian era/gothic literature, and one of my favorites to reference is the gothic horror novella “The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde”. It’s about a lawyer named Utterson, who investigates on a mystery involving one of his friends and clients, Dr. Henry Jekyll, along with Jekyll’s mysterious connection with the sinister Edward Hyde. If you want more detail on this, I recommend you read a digital copy on Google books (it’ll come up first thing when you search the book title on Google); for those who DON’T like to read, you can always go watch the summary of the book by the KZbin channel Overly Sarcastic Productions. Just search “OSP Jekyll and Hyde” and (I’m sure) it’ll come up first thing.

[@ZoeyPruett]

@@ehannasir8464 I honestly said to myself “Who does he think he is, Dr. Jekyll??!!” When he did that. …I hope SOMEONE out there gets the reference.

[@Trafficallity]

i have a feeling that mattman paid like $12000 for the rights to that ding sound and REALLY wants to make it worth it

[@Matt_Rose]

Worth every penny

[@ger1000]

Well he did Paul it’s canon

[@Lubuntuuser]

​​@@Matt_Rose I had a really vivid dream this morning: In the dream I went to India, in search of a wife, in a rural area with a good amount of water and plants. then in said dream I found one. Then wedding happens, with random people in the area, and My mom officiating the wedding After wedding, intimacy happens and adopting a random child (unrelated) Then heading home. That was the end of the really vivid dream.

[@chuuislovechuuislife]

@@LubuntuuserDefinitely a dream 💀

[@elainarussell2879]

mattman?

[@nezasumi]

One time I woke up from a dream and the only thing I remembered from it was the word "pelviscope" Man I don't know either 💀

[@AcidicFuzzAnimations]

I had just seen the Wonka movie a couple of days ago and all the songs were stuck in my head. I woke up at around 1 am to write this: "Well there's chocolate, and there's chocolate, If we were on a boat I'd throw you off of it." I don't know why I was being so aggressive either.

[@KarlMorningdew]

The same thing happened to me except the third line was "but only Wonka's makes your blood sugar skyrockalate." Yours is infinitely better though

[@catsdogswoof3968]

Wow

[@Icequ4keOfPyrrhia]

I’m wheezing Imma sing it like this from now on

[@AcidicFuzzAnimations]

Went back in my notes app to find: - get in loser we're going to flavortown - she wore them apple bottom jeans boots with the fur the whole club was looking at her when she hit the floor the next thing you know we don' talk about bru-no-no-no-no - only you can prevent (indecipherable) - I don't care about being fired I'm in a fun chair. - get ur foot out of the fridge - Stephen Universe, Stephen Multiverse, Stephen The Theory of Everything: The Origin and Fate of the Universe - a ridiculously long list of band names my friend and I made using a random word generator that included phrases like "Space Mice", "Attacking Emptiness", "Battery Hands", "Ovenmouth", and "Death Caress".

[@Icequ4keOfPyrrhia]

@@AcidicFuzzAnimations LOL this reminds me of when I just accidentally called the Steven Universe movie just ‘The Universe’ and kept almost playing it even though I wasn’t at that part in the series and just screaming ‘NOOOO, NOT THE UNIVERSE’

[@No0neSpec1al]

Can confirm that 5-6AM is the nightmarish hour. I once woke up around that time and wanted to remember the nightmare I had just had. So, before passing out once more, I wrote attempting to make it somewhat poetic in my notes app: "The shadow came" "He is there" "He watches" "Run" When I first read it after waking up again I was terrified for my life, but then I remembered what happened lmao-

[@Toxsuke89]

That’s a pretty lucky nightmarish hour, since you could just probably wake up afterwards. Personally, my worst nightmares happen in the direct middle of sleeping, so I’d have to go back to sleep, hard as it is

[@MatyasOroszi]

Sounds a lot like "Black Sabbath" from you guessed it, Black Sabbath.

[@0_dearghealach_083]

Simplicity is important. And this... perfect short horror. Would it count as a haiku?

[@No0neSpec1al]

I don't even know what that is

[@No0neSpec1al]

Dude I wake up at like midday

[@carlosmattessich3883]

I love how some of these are deep, impactful sentences that make people question what life really is about And then there’s “squnchbop”

[@joohleeyuh]

i went on vacation a few months ago. i fell asleep while sunbathing on the beach and i woke myself up snort laughing three times in a row. the dream was of me being jewish(i am not jewish) and there was this guy sitting next to me at a bar (i am 17, never been anywhere’s near a bar) singing very weakly and horribly with a spotlight on him and everyone started crying. me and this random girl were laughing hysterically and she leaned over and whispered ‘it’s funny because we’re jewish’. i guess that was funny.

[@calibricalypso]

"It's funny because we're Jewish" is such a wild sentence. I miss when my dreams were this interesting

[@MJFV1]

I haven’t had much for dreams in a long time, just remember bits and pieces. This is the kind of dream I miss, the most random crap that just makes you laugh cause you’ll never forget and never stop laughing at the randomness.

[@Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz]

Well if you guys have not had dreams like these in ages you can just search for why. What I do know is that dreams are like putting thoughts, inner thoughts, experiences and memories in a blender. Ive noticed that I have dreams when my days are less monotone, or I am more motivated in general, maybe is that Anyways, we are supposed to get 3 dreams in a full sleep and are only able to barely remember the last one, so if you dont remember dreams for a long period of time, you probably arent sleeping good enough, at a good hour, not long enough, etc

[@Stvhlinger]

@@Sr.Anonimo-bk1uz​​⁠I usually get lots of dreams in classes (I sleep alot in school) I get more dreams there than when I sleep at home, I thonk that also depends on how long I sleep?? Idkk, sleeping isn’t even that comfortable in school

[@aizuni]

and then there's me who recently had a dream in which I was getting bullied and cried so hard I woke up from it (and continued crying IRL)

[@sylphrena195]

This reminded me of a quote I heard in a dream: "One day soon, you'll all be ashes in the wind. I'll see to it myself." -Louise the cat I have no idea what that means

[@PixlyPenguin]

Your cat is gonna burn us all First half indicates that were all gonna die (ashes as in cremation) Second half means this cat will make sure we all will die

[@edithpatel7007]

You might want to check on Louise the cat and what it has planned.... good luck....

[@noway377]

It means your cat is going to kill us all and that we need to sleep with one eye open

[@tranzient]

dear god

[@tastyl2356]

goes hard

[@thatoneparticularsquid8311]

Well aware I'm far too late for this to be seen but hey, maybe part two will pull from the comment section here. I have depression, anxiety, ADHD, etc and when switching meds to find one that actually works I get some wild dreams. On occasion I'm able to write a little something down (usually in morse code since the screen is too bright, even at its darkest). Some of my favorites: Would it really be a terrible thing for socks to have a foot fetish? What would our kitchen table's human-sona look like? A group hug is a platonic orgy. Life is but a tragic comedy, we just havent heard rhe punchline yet. Centibees Mother's day card: mom means "made of meat" And my personal favorite: Mortal dispair is not knowing what deer sound like with braces.

[@Newfiecat]

These are gold!

[@cache_valley_cryptid]

Beautiful

[@adreabrooks11]

Yours are even better than the ones in the videos! 😆

[@spacepawdity4973]

At 2-3 AM sometimes last year, I had an idea for a horror game called Who's That Vocaloid. It starts out as an online quiz where you guess the names of Vocaloids, and it progressively gets harder the more you play. Suddenly, an unreleased Vocaloid gets thrown into the mix (in the thought, it was Suzune Ring). When it resumes as usual, you start to get a mix of classic UTAUloids, fanloids, more unreleased ones, photos that are distorted or low-resolution... Then, you're met with a mix of school subjects. Questions about art, philosophy, math, nature, science, music and composers, history, and more are all following each other. After that, it turns into a narrative story where you're in your room in the middle of the night, and you decide to explore the house and contemplate your life, and how you got to the point where you are now. There's a conclusion about how you can't stop the flow of time, and how everything that's ever happened in your life has lead to where you are now, and then the quiz ends. The idea of having no control over where the supposedly consistently-themed quiz is going kept me up for hours

[@itsgirlcraft5842]

That's actually really cool

[@An0nymrr]

i'd love to play that if it was a thing

[@josie2510]

would play tbh

[@IHAVENOGENDERONLYRAGE]

I'd play that.

[@spacepawdity4973]

@@IHAVENOGENDERONLYRAGE FLOWER SPOTTED

[@vk4165]

I once woke up from a dream in which I fell in love with the most kind and sweetest boy I've ever met. I so vividly remembered reading his name in the dream and thinking how cool it sounded so, of course, I immediately had to write it down... only to realize that his name was "Empty Basement" (translated into eng.) and I felt quite stupid after that realization.

[@over-hb4qq]

What was it in the original language?

[@silenzio27bruno]

@@over-hb4qq now am curious too

[@cheeseburgermonkey7104]

your subconscious is trolling you 💀

[@darcydreaming6931]

I remember I dream where I was browsing Discord servers and I saw someone named Occult Elite with a server nickname Chocolate Elite There was also someone with a name that went something like "it's name is in the band name" (probably wildly misremembered as it was a long time ago). Their pfp was just a steering wheel. When I googled the username the results came up with a youtube video of the same title. It was a short one, only like 30 seconds, and was just a drone shot of someone driving along in a truck. The drone zoomed in on the driver's cabin, then the driver looked up at the drone and mouthed the title of the video.

[@vk4165]

@@over-hb4qq it was "Leerer Keller". Keller is a normal last name in Germany so that was totally logical. But I read "leerer" in some weird ass English accent in my dream, so it took me actually writing it down to realize it lmao. In my head it sounded like Lira or something, which IS a sick ass name imo.

[@redunderscore]

I still have a note in my phone from july of 2022. At 11:20 pm I woke up and wrote: “The currency is ducks” sincerely thinking it was a stroke of genius

[@TheOne_6]

'that'll be one duck please'

[@Evoimations]

@@TheOne_6 do you take rubber ducks?

[@TheOne_6]

@@Evoimations yeah go on

[@adreabrooks11]

I have no cash on me. Do you take Visa or MallardCard?

[@Evoimations]

@@adreabrooks11 The only currency we don't take is Quackcoin.

[@necron8992]

I once woke up with a phrase in my mind, the phrase was "taking a leisurely stroll down Ballsack avenue" Another one, "Amanda, what do you need that corpse for"

[@acpisux]

"you got berry avenue?" nah we got ballsack avenue

[@ElijahWeinstein]

I don't know why I feel the need to share this but I saw this at 3 AM and "taking a leisurely stroll down Ballsack avenue" made me laugh so fucking hard

[@ANGRY_MANGO101]

Woke up abt a year go and said to myself “ar pools bath?”

[@necron8992]

@ZoeyAnimatesStufff im honored

[@TheSleepySev]

“Amanda, what do you need that corpse for?” You, my friend, will have the answer to that question if you look up Amanda the Adventurer I promise you lmao

[@orangesite]

A few days ago I woke up at 4 am and wrote down a dialogue from my dream: - That's why we called you here: in "good qualities" you wrote "avoiding people, can't work in team"... you see, usually those are bad qualities. - Did you call me here just to point out an error in the form? - No, of course not, we need people like you. I think my brain tries to tell me something.

[@PurdySuki]

OK SO I THOUGHT LIKE, lets say they want u to work as a secret agent and u have to work alone. Or like they dont u to be attached to a lot of people so u can move around and worry less abt dying or smth

[@joshhaworth2155]

I believe that the note at 4:01 is a reference to the structure formed when a toilet is flushed after use.

[@johngellare3507]

I love how Matt somehow manages to fit him both drinking random chemicals, and snorting pepper into a video, and it doesn't seem weird at all.

[@Jonah-gi3ge]

What does Matt say if someone asks about his career? "What do you do for a living?" "I'm a youtuber." "What's that like?" "Well, uh..." "Yeah?" "I read internet gibberish and drink chemicals."

[@EpicEerie]

He's livin' la vida loca - Kermit

[@v1p3rlotus]

"and snort ground pepper. more than once."

[@ellabennett6091]

​@@v1p3rlotus"wish it had just been the once."

[@racheldeschaine]

I would unironically watch “we are all Geoffrey now”

[@Jay_0605]

"Italics lean like the tower of Pisa in Italy" Thats not strange, thats inspiration!

[@gimok2k5]

Two things I learned: 1. Matt relies on mildly-tabacco looking substances to snort if he wants to sneeze 2. Elves are invading people's dream. Jury is out if they are Santa-Elves or Tolkin-Elves.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

..you mean pepper?

[@gimok2k5]

@@nomoretwitterhandles Didn't look like pepper to me. Somehow, it looked more like grounded leaf than grounded corns.

[@chrisduffy6490]

They're Machine-Elves

[@calanathenerdqueen2170]

What if they’re old style fey folk elves?

[@lankymaccrazyhair264]

according to someone else's comment, german elves

[@belovedbloodmoon]

My friend once woke up with these words written on her hand: "Replace 'your mom' jokes with 'your first wife.'"

[@justasmltwngir1732]

This was from 2:29 am 1. How passionate would you say you are about plaster? 2. How likely would you be to use plaster in your own home? 3. If you had a friend who was terrified of plaster whose parents ended up meeting their demise due to it, would you be able to go through your life without bringing up the irony of it to them, especially considering how much you LOVE plaster

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

that sounds like the questions you'd need to lie yes to at a job interview for a plaster company

[@qwnrfbfuiebf]

You should do a video about stories of people thinking words meant something else than their actual meaning. I'll start: When i was in elementary school, i thought "passed away" meant "moved away," and i had two good friends who had moved away. I had told everyone that they "passed away" and when someone finally asked why they died i was flabbergasted as to why they would think those two died, so i said "oh, no no no. They just passed away to another school."

[@darcydreaming6931]

Reading the Bible a lot as any Christian kid would, I often thought to "fear" someone was the same as to love. Oh, people feared God? They just really loved him. Wasn't til I was like 19 when I realised how messed up that was

[@UniTheAppl]

German word for "seed" is "Samen" So when talkinga bout plants in a discord channel I wanted to say something about seeds and uh...let's just say the word I used oh so naively was quite a lot closer to "Samen" than the actual word...

[@isitsweet9567]

@@darcydreaming6931 It's either an old sense of the word or a weird translation

[@joxii__]

I thought horny meant angry and one day my parents made me really mad (I was like 7) and I shouted at the top of my lungs "YOU'RE MAKING ME REALLY HORNY!!" and my parents couldn't even be mad at me anymore, they just burst out laughing and I just remember feeling like "tf? I'm THIS mad and they think it's FUNNY!?" That moment is forever etched into my brain as one of the embarrassing moments my mind feels the need to replay to me every time I want to sleep. Looking back, honestly I think 7 year old me had a point. Horns are spikey and usually used for fighting, plus the devil has horns - it makes way more sense to mean angry than to mean aroused.

[@MichaelDarrow-tr1mn]

I thought the phrase "blue light" was a special type of light, but it's just light that is blue

[@klbzplb]

11:13 this one has been genuinely haunting me (positively) ever since the vid came out i forgot where i saw this but. it was like therapy. struggling in life? i just heard a voice say "what is a shark but a man persisting" and it gave me strenght. thank u

[@soupcangaming662]

Loving the Furby PTSD cameo every now and then Matto. You can't escape.

[@mgirl6628]

I woke up once just to write down “ the woman wanted an honest massage chair, so she went to the fish store.” Hope she got the chair she wanted

[@nathanstroud2223]

Sometimes I'll have a totally original new song come to me in my sleep, but because I'm not a musician and haven't retained any knowledge of how to write down music from the classes I took way back in grade school, all that creativity from deep within my subconscious goes to waste.

[@Helda_Ilweranta]

Saaaaame

[@ChandrasekharanVadakkoot]

GIMME THE SONGS!!! IM A MUSICIAN AND I CAN SING I PLAY THE PIANO TOO!! SO GIMME THEM AND I WILL WRITE MUSIC AND DO CONCERTS FOR IT! Obviously i willl credit u but pl I need this

[@ChandrasekharanVadakkoot]

OH AND IF U NEED TO WRITE DOWN THE NOTS HITME UP AND WELL TALK ABOUT IT. ONLY if u want to tho obvi lol

[@ZoeyPruett]

I haven’t really STUDIED music per say, but I do have a hobby in songwriting/lyricism that I started several years ago as a way to basically vent my emotions, in particular the what-I-call “dark emotions”. They mainly consist of anger, sadness, despair, that-one-emo-emotion-I-never-learned-the-name-of, and fear, and they are very powerful emotions. Sometimes, when my brain gets really active at night and I find it hard to sleep, and I think about songwriting, sometimes I serendipitously come up with really good or really catchy ditties. One of them, I was making inspired by an anime series. Most recently, I started writing lyrics to songs inspired by/based on pieces of classic literature, mythology, folklore, etc. .

[@nastassjaminson5040]

this happens to me all the time! i'm a singer and a pianist, but i've always really struggled with songwriting. a few months ago, i started coming up with original songs in my dreams all the time, but i never remember the tunes or any of the words once i wake up. if i did, they would probably be gibberish anyway

[@K1ttyGam3r]

One night I woke up at 2 in the morning and wrote down “don’t forget to establish blood safety in the dream society” in my notes before going back to sleep. I still don’t remember what the original context was

[@donpollo3154]

Sounds like some dystopian blood purist society

[@埊]

'不忘记创立血保卫在梦社会‘

[@WWFrank]

what if in that realm, blood was, like a drug or summin, or a weapon

[@J.A.huscher]

​@@WWFrank kind of reminds me of bloodborne

[@jessicaferrari3987]

Just to help you remember, it could be: -eugenetics -pure blood issues (like in Slytherin) -blood bank, with organized donors for every blood type -blood bank, synthetic blood -blood bank for a vampire dream society -a plan to wipe all blood related illnesses Still, it sounds like a vampire elite dream society.

[@fh9061]

This happens to me a lot. I tend to write things that seem important when I get in bed and then I woke up the next day having no idea what it means. The highlights for me were "taste cadavers" and "holy fucking shit I just gave my baby crack" to this day I can't decifer what was so urgent about these thoughts.

[@EpicEerie]

I don't know, giving your baby crack does seem pretty urgent. Thats like 20 bucks down the drain!

[@Solorius_The_Eevee]

THAT SECOND ONE BAHAHAHAHDHEIFKFBEUDKGGJDHDHF

[@JP_TaVeryMuch]

And..? Ceiling? In Glasgee?

[@oddcrafter1270]

Crack baby: you're doing it wrong.

[@rraaiin]

second one sounds like the plot to a movie where the protagonist accidentally creates a drug ring for babies and sells drugs while sleepwalking every night

[@duskcore]

i once woke up at around 2am and my half asleep brain wrote a poem: roses are red it was all an ambush i hope you’re ready because i have a sandwich this is better than anything i ever wrote for english class

[@Birbzz]

poet

[@TheOne_6]

mmmm sandwich

[@mizukittyakinyama]

do you have ham or chocolate spread sandwiches. maybe chicken

[@Forrestacianmapper]

This dude should do live and ask questions for his audience

[@TheRedHat91]

YES!

[@romasissues]

I am constantly amazed with how lively Matt can make something as boring as reading other people's sayings on the internet. Got a few friends hooked on Matt as a result ✨

[@Spellfork]

When I was in middle school I used to go sleep walking, and talking, a lot. The thing I was told by my mum that still sticks with me and haunts my thoughts with what was going on inside my brain is when I once came walking into the living room where my mum was watching TV late at night and told her that; "It's not a Princess, it's a lemon..." before turning around and going back to bed!

[@RadEmpoleon]

This wasn't at an unholy hour in the morning, but one time I woke up from a nap at like 7 pm and my very first thought was "What if dreams are just AI-generated stories in our minds?"

[@TheChaosGoddess1024]

The lack of sense would make sense then

[@cnidarianglow1041]

I mean, they’re definitely generated by a neural network.

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

You're not actually too far off. While not Artificially Intelligently generated, dreams often consist of faces, structures, feelings, and ideas you've had in the past. This is why you may see strangers in your dreams; they are just re-imagined strangers you've seen in real life, or online. Dreams are also a way for us to process our days, so somedays if you spend a lot of time on one thing, you are more likely to dream about it. For example, I admit I play League of Legends every now and again, and sometimes I'll have a dream where I'm literally just playing League of Legends and that's it. It's actually pretty hilarious imo, lol. If there's something you want to try that'll freak you out, you know how AI images often fail to generate hands correctly? Dreams do the same thing, but notably with the sky. Next time you have a dream, try to remember what the sky looked like. In dreams, the sky is often a black void, or it is some weird painterly sky. This is assumed to be caused by the fact that we cannot properly judge the scale of the sky, because of how vastly large it is. We know the sky is blue, but it's hard to perceive its depth because it is just so big, so our dreams compensate by leaving it out entirely sometimes (or, again, the lazy painterly skies). Congrats on the post-nap thought. You may have actually exhibited some excellent critical thinking. That's not sarcastic either, it's a good skill to have and more people should have it.

[@larsonfamilyhouse]

It’s something like that. Same with reality. Once you start to wake up you can actually start to change stuff and be more of a programmer if you will

[@WarWithVarun]

it ain't AI, its human intelligence now lmao

[@chisaki703]

Matt stopping at the word "furby" probably reliving past trauma and hoping not to summon it by accident Elf being present in some dreams may indicate the special connection of man and elf

[@E15Nigma243]

9:21 In computer science, a WAN is a Wide Area Network which is a connection between many independent networks such as WiFi or any website, that operate on their own, and an example of a WAN is the internet itself. This epiphany possibly was a means to say that everyone or everything is interconnected somehow by some larger link that we cannot yet comprehend

[@salazarslitherin1812]

“5000 year old elf tries to be hip with the new kids” literally just one of my stories

[@Xianthus]

My note I wrote down in a half-awake panic like it was the most important thing in the world: “Sorry I’m possessed by manmade horrors beyond ur comprehension I guess??? Like girl I know ur allergic but I can’t control it 🙄” This was some time just past 5 am. Then proceeded (still half-awake) to take a screenshot and draw a few characters around it I thought fit it well. No memory of it happening at all, but tbh- god tier shitpost that I get the feeling would fit right in on Tumblr

[@saltypineapple8371]

thatd do numbers on tumblr

[@ghowostie]

^ seconding this. that would absolutely do numbers

[@sydneysanders9579]

Can I share this as a screenshot to Tumblr?

[@Xianthus]

@@sydneysanders9579 lol, sure, go ahead

[@amandapanda5087]

​@@saltypineapple8371For sure

[@oscills]

3:24 is the most I've laughed in a long time. Thank you.

[@Haunting_Spirit]

This channel has become my special interest for some reason and I haven’t watched any other channel for 4 days now. Occasionally when reading things, I’ll read it in my head in Matt Rose’s voice ??

[@thetwilightpug8778]

Don’t worry That’s been happening to me too lol

[@Icantchangemyhandlehelp]

"I'll read it in my head in Matt Rose's voice??" It took me a couple seconds to realize I did the exact same thing with your comment, only that sentence though

[@cache_valley_cryptid]

Same matt rose reads things in my head sometimes too

[@krazyapollo6023]

Hope you've been able to fight this addiction.

[@Aspen_Foxx]

First time?

[@GreatFox42]

Hey Matt, here's a tip so you might not have to snort pepper. Try taking a paper towel, kleenix, some kind of disposable tissue, rip off a small corner piece, take one of the now newly even sharper corners, hold that in your fingertips and then take the original corner and tightly roll the whole thing into a tube. The end result should be a narrow wrap of tissue paper with both ends being a very narrow point. Then stick that into your nostril and rapidly shift and move it around. Most of the time this should irritate your nose enough to induce a sneeze. If it doesn't, you still have the other end to try it with. I've been doing this since high school to escape the nightmarish experience of having a stuck sneeze that doesn't want to come out. I find it has about an 80% success rate.

[@_amya__]

So I'm not the only one lol

[@maddieb.4282]

The stuck sneeze can be fixed by pinching the bridge of your nose (stop the sneeze) or looking at a bright light (trigger the sneeze)

[@GreatFox42]

@@maddieb.4282 Bright light thing never worked for me, honestly.

[@_amya__]

@@GreatFox42 same

[@odairbonfim]

Or he can try snuff. I know it's outdated, but guaranteed to make him sneeze (as long as the snuff is dry).

[@SunEater0]

I once woke up at some ungodly hour of the night, wrote “THE CLOWNS ARE LAUGHING AT ME” and went back to sleep. I’m mildly concerned

[@WONDERBOIY]

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR 9 MINUTES Also yes, as an Idaho resident, I can confirm we do not have noise, PLEASE HELP US

[@capybara2515]

Woke up in a hospital bed one morning with a “Kick Me” note taped to my back and an alarm going off, titled: “Remove ‘Kick Me’ Poster”

[@asterisk5054]

what the hell happened here lmao

[@velvetbutterfly]

@@asterisk5054I, too, want answers

[@BinglesP]

Did you happen to have Lackadaisycathro Disease, by any chance?

[@velvetbutterfly]

Why is this in my notifications? I didn't reply?

[@actuallynotobama]

​@@velvetbutterfly Did you like the comment or any replies here?

[@rxlentess.2856]

I woke up at around 4am out of sleep paralysis and wrote down my entire dream from start to finish in explicit detail, it could probably win an award for imagery

[@thecardinalblur939]

0:00 - 0:39 intro 0:39 - 1:10 the brain is settling down 1:10 - 1:58 mildly abstract thoughts begin 1:58 - 4:12 hour of inventiveness, creativity 4:12 - 7:09 chaos 7:09 - 8:45 psychedelic high talk 8:45 - 10:45 nightmares 10:45 - 11:50 profound philosophies 11:55 - 13:10 NAPS (???)

[@furrykitty2859]

This happened to me a few months ago. Found my computer open with a new google doc and all that was written down was “Two sentence horror story” “Berries and cream, berries and cream, I’m a little boy that loves berries and cream.” “Little did he know that berries and cream was the new street drug.” I don’t even remember what my dream was that prompted me to need to climb out of bed and write that down.

[@tictacmothma]

When I was in high school (mid-1990s), I had a dream that continued as I gradually woke up. All I remembered from the dream was a voice telling me over and over, "only respond to perfume responses, only respond to perfume responses, only respond to perfume responses..." I woke up whispering those words myself, over and over. It was one of those dreams when you wake up and are truly relieved to find out it was only a dream. But the voice's words were too weird; I tried to figure out what it meant, but I couldn't make sense of it. I thought maybe it means that if I say something and someone responds in a nice way, that I should respond to their response, but if they respond in a mean way, I shouldn't respond? Then I thought, on the other hand, I hate perfume because it's so strong and overpowering and people tend to use too much of it, so maybe the meaning is the opposite of what I'd first thought, that I should ignore responses unless they are aggressive? Then there's the matter of the misplaced "only". The voice didn't say "respond only to perfume responses"; it said "only respond", so was the voice bad at grammar, or did it really mean that when I receive a response that is "perfume", I should do nothing else but respond? I'm in my 40s now and still wonder what those words could mean.

[@BottlenoseTheSeaWing]

You absolutely MUST do “Craziest Misheard Sentences” for your next video. I have one: I was watching a documentary when the guy being interviewed said “I’m 82 years old” and I heard “I’m maybe 2 years old” and I was like “What?”

[@emmahealy4863]

Don't know if this counts, but I could hear my family watching the Monty Python Spam Viking sketch when I was still half awake one morning and, seeing as I'd just had a stressful dream in which I released my pet hamster into the wild, the word "Spamster" popped into my head fully-formed. I yelled it and heard the voices in the next room stop for a second to process, and then a lot of very animated talking at the same time. Spam has been with us since 2021 and is still going strong, what a lovely friendly soft idiot ❤

[@Orangeler2008]

4:33 Crazier, I imagine they all act like Geoff from Total Drama.

[@bobcat_baker]

I woke up and wrote a band/song name that came to me in a dream. It was “One Song, One Dance, Eat Ass, Shit Pants.” I laughed about it for a good while, and it still manages to make me giggle when I think about it.

[@SurnaturalM]

😂

[@fluidpotato6129]

i could not have imagined a better clown horn noise coming from a human 12:26

[@justme-et3sr]

Obviously I can't prove it, since this is just a comment, but I can do one just as good, if not better. Me and my friends have been calling ourselves the circus and calling each other clowns for years. We even reply to someone doing something stupid with "honk honk". Needless to say, I've had time to practice my eh-EE

[@GrimmJas_ABANDONED]

"EVERYTHING IS WAN" such inspiring words I shed a tear from it

[@Anemol9]

Week ago I woke from nightmare, stood up and wrote something on paper, so I won’t forget it. When I read this at morning, it said: *She left Bob for Diacon…* *Make Bob, so a Diacon could explode* This was written in dramatic tone. “She” was some random girl, I do remember that, while Bob was a black guy and Diacon was a fat cat at wheelchair. When she tried to leave Bob, Bob suddenly sat on Diacon’s knees, which caused a literal explosion. This happened in a park. By the way, I think Diacon was saying something at WingDings and his eyes was glowing red in the darkness. I do not remember the context, only thing I knew is that this sleep was so sad for me, that I literally woke up from sobbing and crying. _Still better love story than Twilight._

[@Thatoogaboogaguy]

Poor bob The dude blew up a disabled cat and himself

[@Anemol9]

Press F for Bob

[@myarmsrgone]

I had a dream where I was trying to take a photo of a gold beetle. When I woke up, I drew that beetle and I regret nothing at all

[@mossbergr]

a gold beetle.. you could say it was a "gold bug"?? 🤨🤨

[@craigtheduck]

Daicon III & IV

[@icylexplode]

9:54 the way he says furby is hilarious he sounds so *annoyed*

[@Mirakittydawgishere]

some days ago i woke up at 6 am and kept thinking of sentences that makes absolutely no sense and thought that was some superpower you achieve when youre awake during those times

[@trueblueinterlude]

A 13 MIN VIDEO???? MATT IS FEEDING US TODAY

[@husky0098]

We're making it out of the testing maze with this one 🔥🔥🔥🧪🧪🧪

[@Fla.C.]

Matt Rose never fails to fail in not proceeding on doing the opposite of being not fun

[@Matt_Rose]

Thanks I think

[@SuperiorPelican]

r/thoseareallwords

[@J.A.huscher]

So Matt Rose never fails to proceed on doing the fun

[@JWQweqOPDH]

Sextuple negative

[@ipoopcats69]

Negatives 🎞️

[@catbatrat1760]

5:05 This one made me burst out laughing!! XD

[@1fleshnhim]

i was wondering if after all these years you’d like to *Y E E T*

[@Astrellex]

I’ve been having a lot of weird nightmares about wasps and every time without fail I’ve woken up and written “no wasps its okay” in my notes

[@consumingkazoos]

no wasps, it's okay

[@darcydreaming6931]

Thank you for the notes of reassurance, I fear wasps

[@Alcor-wf8gc]

I woke up from a dream where there was the end of a song playing. It sounded like a 2000s MCR song in the same key as I'm Not Okay (I Promise). Wrote it down, figured out what notes the melody used later and figured out the guitar part. I will be using it in a song I'm writing because I love it so much.

[@Fragmented_Mask]

I still have a note where I had apparently dreamed of Duality by Slipknot but sung to the tune of a pop song, but then when I woke up I couldn't make the lyrics fit and was so disappointed XD

[@waffles3931]

I had an MCR dream last year while I was camping… wrote this at 5 am: had a dream thant ray gerard and lindsey wereat franks house which was in canada. they were taking another all sorts of stuff. went to the bathroom and there was a baby bird but it got put down the sink and basically dissolved? and then i was eas so sad that i went and gave ray a hug. he gives nice hugs. and then they were talking about maid costumes. ray had brought his. and then they all had halloween costumes z franks was a sci fi witch? he had spiky blue hair. gerard was a plague doctor but their face was just. a blank black sheet with a pentagram. and also they were wearing lots of wizard robes. ray was wearing a very beautiful witch costume i think, and i think mikey was some sort of ice wizard. also i must note because it was central to the dream that ray was very very beautiful. just like. it was ray, just like ray looks, but he was so pretty. just thought you should know

[@noodlesnook]

i get song ideas from dreams all the time, it’s great also! an artist i really like also wrote songs based on stuff he heard in his dreams! iarla ó líonaird, on his album foxlight!

[@Alcor-wf8gc]

​@@waffles3931 Aside from the sad fact that a baby bird dissolved and yes, Ray is indeed very pretty, Gerard's costume sounds so damn cool. I would absolutely love to see them wear something like that, it'd go pretty well next to their cheerleader dress lol.

[@Alcor-wf8gc]

​@@noodlesnook See, unfortunately my dreams aren't very music worthy. If I wrote songs inspired by my dreams, it would end up sounding like I was in a padded room somewhere. A song based on a deer with glowing eyes just standing by the road as a car goes by, not even acknowledging the car's existence, is not song material. This isn't even the only nightmare I've had about deer.

[@peterosiowy8646]

I keep a list of funny quotes that I or my friends say in my Notes app. Recently I opened it to transcribe a particularly memorable specimen and encountered this gem: “One time I was un-yeasting a watermelon tray with a Batman glove” It took me several hours to remember that I’d written it down a week prior at about 4am. I vaguely remember not understanding it then, either. Dreams are weird

[@IndigoMoons]

i remember making a very last minute party poison cosplay for school. at 3:33 am, i wrote "the window of circadian low doesn't exist if you're just constantly high". i have no clue what the joke here is but my brain found it funny enough to appear in my notes.

[@dragonrocks4u373]

The other day I randomly woke up apparently in the middle of mentally performing Cave Johnson's 'combustible lemons' monologue from Portal 2. No idea why. Made my day, honestly

[@SpagelCarnet-j7z]

I once woke up from a crazy dream to write down an idea I had for a character. I checked my phone in the morning and all I had written was “evil egg”

[@TheOneFreakservo]

A friend and I used to have a list of ideas that we called 'Things we came up with at 3AM'; Stuff our over-tired brains would think of after a long, exhausting day. A lot of that list was made up of questionable poetry, insightful idiocy, and Sans jokes. I wish I kept it; I had a pretty good limerick there that I once wrote...

[@emmahealy4863]

I still love the "poetry" I wrote 1 line at a time with my friend in school. I remember a particularly beautiful one that went soemthing like: Plsove is an egg. His brother is Psiveil. What? No legs. We got pretty bored in English I guess 😂

[@IloveEnmu-Tamio]

@@emmahealy4863 Bored in English class, or bored of using English? 'Cause most of that was completely incomprehensible.

[@ScientistCat]

That tomb guy’s poem is pretty fire ngl Also, mariguana. Thanks for including that extra naps segment, as well. ❤

[@StreetFighterFan777]

I don’t know what’s funnier: “sbabdbns” or the AGGRESSION of Matt saying *”piss vortex”*

[@DEAD_ACCOUNT0000]

I woke up to my phone on my chest, opened it and saw how I wrote the incredible dream I had about Simon Pegg being such a rude man, he stole all my newspapers that had pictures of Buzz Lightyear on them. I mean seriously, how rude can you be?

[@tlepageart]

Matt just casually snorting pepper is too funny 💀

[@Scypek]

"This is at least the second time I had to* do it" *[citation needed]

[@Furiitha096]

2:10 I’m picturing that one Eggman announcement meme but w/ hit ler like he’s just “IVE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT”

[@scourge1124]

the amount of times I've woken up in a cold sweat and been like "HOLY SHIT" and then i don't even know why is actually worrying

[@MaceDeMarco2010]

1:41 that’s actually fire

[@Cinnaschticks]

I dunno bout that. Maybe as a joke it'd work well pff

[@nikotm2856]

the sudden hannibal nbc appearance REALLY took me out like my brain short circuited

[@linzihan]

i had one of these moments. my note says: name your business for what it does rather than what it is. i was being given business advice in my dream and forced myself to wake up and note it down so i wouldnt forget what seemed like absolutely groundbreaking advice at the time

[@FridgeWaterYt]

i spilled my tea 4 times watching this video now iam convinced that matt is a magic tea spilling wizard

[@DAN_ALOI]

vid idea: ask people to note down their odd dreams when they wake up because some people have really weird ones. one of my friends has them all the time and he noted one down and it was something's like “the red pens dancing to the ceiling pearl, don’t touch the red tiles, back to the spinning pyramid room” i don’t what he was on about until i had a dream just as weird.

[@Lychee_1433]

I have a TON of weird dreams and I always txt my friend them immediately afterward so I don’t forget. They’re tired of it cus they’re so weird 😂

[@flagrus7901]

I've found that this kind of dream nonsense can be a great source of inspiration if you're into writing. Happened to me several times that some nonsense word or weird concept appeared in a dream and I found a use for it in my fictional world. Always write that stuff down. You might have just found gold without even looking for it.

[@Acutelittlecat]

4:15 makes sense, the person probably plays the banjo and wanted to learn Dolly Partons 'Jolene'

[@Cinnaschticks]

Jonlene Jonlene Jonlene Jonleeeeene

[@jashakasha]

7:02 that is not a bigass whiteboard 😭😭

[@itsamelucasio6176]

Okay but on a serious note, that leg lasagna at 4:20 is the most comfortable shit and relatable shit ever

[@Minimaglite12]

real

[@Minimaglite12]

it’s for the time you’re cold and hot and the same time

[@Liggliluff]

(8:00) There's "squircle", an half between a circle and a square. Commonly used by app icons. A circle and a rectangle would may be better as "circtangle" or "rectircle" (not "reticle", but "rek-turk-l")

[@DefNotEnder]

I found “The sport of painting with painting mouyonasies (spelled exactly that way) paint art anceint” is in my notes and I have no clue why.

[@drewrussell8531]

This reminds me of a former friend who wrote an entire poem this way. I still have the picture she sent me of what she wrote, and ... honestly, it didn't make much sense but it sounded cool. Something about the portal of sleep, the vanguard of rest, and the VORTEX OF TIME. She also always had weird, super-vivid dreams and freaky sleep paralysis kind of stuff. And for reasons I won't get into, I'm pretty sure she was some sort of low-level psychic, so her sleep-writing a poem honestly wasn't too surprising.