The Red Green Show Ep 263 "Cyber Girl" (2003 Season)

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[@verdatum]

This is one of the cutest things I've ever seen. They cast Bonnie just perfectly.

[@StormCrownSr]

Have you seen her today?

[@AlexSnow96]

@@StormCrownSr I just Googled a pic of her, she looks great.

[@mrj4719]

I always wondered 2 things about this show: how did they keep coming up with so many novel ideas week after week, and where did they find the never-ending supply of old cars?..

[@patrickhealy1288]

I believe they have over 300 episodes. And all episodes creatively different

[@trackpackgt877]

Red green is why there is no more K cars left lol

[@saraann8140]

She does an awesome female version of Harold - Very well done :)

[@Junkman]

13:08 I appreciate that you can still see Winston's Waiters under that costume.

[@allenmckinney9533]

If Bernice if surfing the net on dating sites then its Red that should worried.

[@Toobula]

Yes, he said that.

[@DwayneAPurple]

I felt sorry for Bonnie's aunt. She looked so disappointed in her final shot. Apparently Harold wasn't the only one looking for love.

[@crazy86753]

Yeah I laughed a bit too hard at that part... I did feel bad for Bonnie's aunt though; especially when she thought Red was Herold.

[@lesliematyas1727]

great show....so cute in seeing Harold and bonnie working it out

[@handibode]

“All over us like cougars at closing time” . I love Ranger Gord, & everything Red Green.

[@KhanAndMrPointyEars]

I will use this line for the rest of my life. 😂

[@katelynrushe9025]

Was anyone else surprised that they actually had real scorpions on the show?

[@Deathslought]

No

[@harleypayne7154]

Not really. Judging by the approximate size of the pinchers they were non lethal scorpions as lethal ones have small wimpy pinchers since they dont need them to defend themselves as much

[@katelynrushe9025]

@@harleypayne7154 That makes sense. But I meant that it was surprising to see real scorpions because usually they don't show any actual animals in that segment. It's usually just a box that the animal guy is afraid to open, or an empty cage that they realize the animal had escaped from. I figured that was going to be the case this time too, but then real scorpions appeared!

[@henryhammond7393]

Emperor scorpions, non lethal and fairly docile.

[@countryracer69]

Katelyn I think we are more RG fans. Cause you are right. Very rare to have anything live!

[@henryhammond7393]

Hahaha, I feel like Bonnie was as close to jumping the shark as this show ever came. She’s hilarious but it’s a true testament to this show that it could support TWO characters as over the top as her and Harold.

[@ernestbrown9660]

And Red's comment at the end was prophetic, their getting married and having children WAS "the end of the world as he knew it..."

[@henryhammond7393]

@@ernestbrown9660 Whoa… 😳

[@Trekgirl101]

This is my favorite episode of Red Green, because this is where they introduction of the female character, who ended up with Harrold.

[@CJODell12]

Laurie Elliott auditioned for the show at the suggestion of Rob Sheridan, one of the contributing writers, IIRC.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

C.J. O'Dell senior writers, and likely had her envisioned for the character all along

[@AlexSnow96]

Anyone else wanted to see Red try to wax a car with scuba flippers and ketchup packets?

[@EnlightnMe48]

Yes 😂

[@NintendoNate1theE2TankEngine]

Yep.

[@Uncle-Bull]

Red Green doesn’t run from trouble...he walks.

[@jimshoemaker1258]

Big big week up at the lodge, Harold found true love.

[@Yogasefski]

Guys, if Harold can get a girl, there’s hope for all of us.

[@jamesanthony8438]

Thank you for contributing to Things We Can Never Unsee! =)

[@NewEnglandOtaku]

That's creepy... I wonder if there is someone that resembles me out there... GOD I hope not...

[@CornishGuilt]

now neither of us will be virgins

[@brianhobbins3612]

Jason Williams there's no North of forty and Harold's Girlfriend Bonnie is short for Bonneville

[@alin81-82]

Great episode. Good for Harold, really met his match. Are we sure they're not related, though? 😂

[@JST138]

A couple seasons ago there was a joke at the end of the lodge meeting saying that if your girlfriend looks like you there's a good chance you're giving the same gift to the same guy on Father's day

[@micahbush5397]

As long as they aren't closer than second cousins, they should be okay.

[@Firstthunder]

I love Bonnie and Harold.

[@annmoul6655]

Loved the date angle.

[@mikeswenson1052]

This is the funniest episode I have seen yet I can't stop laughing. if you're still doing tours I would love to see you if ever come to Wichita Kansas

[@thexalon]

I sure hope somebody did a family tree check on Harold and Bonnie - while they seem to have a lot of great similarities, they might be a bit *too* similar.

[@brianhobbins3612]

Harold meets a girl on the internet and on handyman corner Red Green makes a wheel of fortune style chore chart and Ed Frid Brings in scorpions and Walter takes a picture of the men while Red makes a double chore Washing his car and the dishes at the same time and Mike tries to guess the word bar and Ranger Gord makes a video of being chased by wolves

[@DwayneAPurple]

This was the last episode where Ranger Gord made an appearance.

[@Junkman]

Probably for the best

[@misterninetyseven2898]

maybe Gord finally got admitted to the mental hospital after this season

[@tolfan4438]

Interesting to know. What season is this do you know? I like the ranger he's crazy

[@ashman187]

Guess he found his fire ...

[@JustaGuy_Gaming]

Is that true? I didn't really watch the episodes in order when they aired but I do remember there being entire seasons about Ranger gord after he left the watch tower as well.

[@roberttrybulec9319]

My Dad said he was in the bath tub for 6 hours before his first date after my Mom died. I believe him: he did not shave or shower and wore disgusting old clothes for about two years. Even then it was funny to see him like that but he would still take out his son / my brother Corvette out

[@dougdays8095]

Sounds like he was a good guy

[@LoneWolfZ]

Home Improvement meets hee-haw!

[@TheHugbees]

Ah, interesting. I've been meaning to catch up on these for a while. I loved this show when I was 10 or so, back when NJN played it but after a while they just stopped. I never would have thought this show was on elsewhere until 2005 :o

[@AaroMesa]

Anyone else turn the volume down on the word game when they say the word, not look and try to guess what it is?

[@ashman187]

nice!

[@MichaelBrookham]

This was done in 2003. In the movie, which came out the year before, Harold must have had his drivers' license because Red asked him to drive the Possum Van while Red tried to get rid of the enemies behind them. Perhaps Harold's license expired and he just didn't renew it.

[@johnnyhall4335]

15:02 Oh, Lord! It's Ranger Gord!

[@marykajer5484]

The bigger the scorpion the less poisonus the bite

[@nickhannah9543]

You mean sting, but I get what you're saying. The bigger they are, the less potent the venom

[@bluestaralice3276]

This show is not the same without Harold. 😁😁😁😂

[@isacchris1]

Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do 🤣

[@KonaMark1]

Laurie Elliott has been credited as Lori Elliott on this show in the 2004 season.

[@josephknowlton7246]

Liked, shared and commented 🥃🍻📺

[@Firstthunder]

My kinda dishwasher

[@terrysuggs8630]

Thanks Red!

[@bluebear1985]

The one with the blonde claiming to be Bernice was when an American network supposedly bought the show, but they cancelled the deal when they decided to actually watch an episode.

[@davouchi1]

Did red used to stuff his shirt or did he have a belly

[@ruthannbishop9325]

My son bike like that ...good about shoppers to his plot

[@beatrixthegreat1138]

friggen hamsters are deadly to Ed.

[@ehatraajeuhhetrawvqu]

Didn't Harold get his driver's license a few seasons back?

[@StormCrownSr]

You need a different licence to drive larger vehicles

[@ianfinrir8724]

The show had a fairly loose continuity

[@lesliematyas1921]

intro of harold's wife.bonnie. love the episode when they get married ,,,she says ,she wants lots of babies.

[@savvycat101]

Best Adventure With Bill, EVER!!!!

[@volume10industries...24_7]

Laurie Elliott is awesome.

[@saigyl9149]

Don't have to wash the dishes if you can throw them out

[@demetrijohnsonssirenvideos3590]

Harold and Bonnie seem related Uh oh

[@MrVavant]

Lmao at beaver Harold

[@MrGlowhound]

Being kinda insane anyway is a great start...!

[@jackvoss175]

You have to wonder about the minds of the people who write this stuff. Yeah, I know, Red is the chief writer. See what I mean? Courtesy of Half Vast Flying

[@BornToPun7541]

Harold kinda sounds like Ron White's seatmate on the plane from Flagstaff to Phoenix, AZ, the one that lost an engine.

[@grindsmore]

Legitimate scorpions... jeeeeesus.

[@TheHugbees]

Is this the first time a woman has been on the show? I didn't think I'd ever see that on this show :P

[@crabman3144]

Actually, it isn't. I think the first time a woman appeared on the show was an earlier episode called "The Network Deal." I want to say it was season 6 or 7, but I'm not actually sure.

[@brianhobbins3612]

The Network Deal is the first time a woman appears in the show.

[@heraldberg9469]

She even talks like Harold!

[@davouchi1]

I thought suspenders negate the user of a belt.

[@takanuinuva]

And another one down.

[@ANOLDMASTERJUKZ]

Funny Funny

[@emo4126]

sort of a beatles Magical Mystery Tour group photo .

[@denworley16]

Good one Red

[@jandracotts6883]

20:14 meeting time Said Jacob

[@Davros47able]

lol bill!

[@ursaltydog]

awwww... Harold has a girlfriend.. :)

[@ericmadsen9655]

Something tells me that Harold and Bonnie are getting married. Anybody who watched the last episode will know what I'm talking about.

[@weirdalfan1980]

Doesn't Harold and Bonnie make a cute couple?

[@ericmadsen9655]

weirdalfan1980 Well they get married in episode 300 season 15, so ya I guess. Who played Bonnie anyway?

[@AdamLeeNichols]

weirdalfan1980 Laurie Elliott

[@matturban9103]

And they lived Nerdly ever after.

[@jamesshoemaker684]

18:56 haha

[@jandracotts6883]

20:57 uprise

[@Randomizer903]

search for the episode "the Network Deal"

[@heraldberg9469]

They MUST have been running out of ideas if they have freaking SCORPIONS on the show!

[@himanshukumar3734]

KZbin Suggest me in 2051😂

[@davidandrews5215]

isn't love grand

[@GoatzombieBubba]

2 nerds sittin in a tree....

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Aaron discussing Kirk or Picard

[@sakuraharuno2335]

Harold gets a girlfriend

[@lydiasmith832]

17:31

[@colemanadamson5943]

Never thought Ranger Gord was funny, in any aspect.

[@colemanadamson5943]

And now, one year later....maybe a bit....but just a bit.

[@DwayneAPurple]

Harold posts his uncle's picture instead of his own? And yet you're always bashing the others for being dishonest you hypocrite!

[@almilani4300]

I dont like the word game or Ranger Doug