The Red Green Show Ep 256 "The Boat Ramp" (2003 Season)

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[@tyleranderson1934]

It's like a plumber, you just gotta remember, water flows down. And payday is Friday. Sounds like my job washing cars hahah

[@makmak151515]

My brother was the most brilliant man I’ve known. He loved this show and never missed an episode

[@animefan0077]

As a man i have three statements 1. All men are created equal 2. I want to be the very best like no one ever was 3. No one touches my stuff

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Animefan 007 nope, he didn’t give the Pokémon statement

[@kathyyoung1774]

Truly great acting -- Red and Harold looking at that boat through the ceiling for a full minute in silence.

[@mrmusikman8298]

love it when Harold says "Dear experts, La la la"

[@axelderek4958]

sorry to be so off topic but does any of you know of a method to log back into an Instagram account..? I was stupid lost the login password. I would love any tips you can give me.

[@johnnyleonidas6639]

@Axel Derek instablaster ;)

[@johncroier3667]

Always love this show!!!!

[@midnightkitty8172]

I love Red Green, the most low - tech show featuring DIY technology you can actually build yourself~!

[@kathyyoung1774]

Midnightkitty I have to wonder about myself when I think some of his ideas .... aren’t too bad. 🤣😂😆

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Kathy Young if you put effort into it to do it right you can make his projects work...the theories are sound, just impractical on purpose

[@ianfinrir8724]

Steve Smith does have an engineering degree

[@annirunaway]

Just bought 3 rolls of 3M duct tape. From Wasilla Walmart. Sigh. Love this show :)

[@radionoakmont7756]

i love the electromower that si so awesomes poor mike on the boat ramp that gets me laughing everytime the keys arent in it not a problem hehehehe.

[@tate1312]

these guy are geniuses

[@Draliseth]

So glad Pat came back to the show.

[@coffeeandcigarettes2885]

nobody touches my stuff ... except for Bernice

[@undertaker666dead]

Thats words to live by "Nobody touches my stuff "

[@theoneandonlycaptaincanada6915]

I know the guy who owns Winston's truck, he's a professional shit disturber. lol. but a nice guy.

[@jasonlisonbee]

Sounds like he tuned to Hawaii Five-O at the end of the opening segment.

[@stantonmagid4126]

;mission impossible

[@samiam619]

I listened again. I heard the opening of Hawaii 50...

[@catherinemichel6673]

@@samiam619 Hawaii 50 is correct.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

It’s definitely a variation of Hawaii Five-O

[@ianfinrir8724]

Book 'em, Danno.

[@lesliematyas1921]

many parts of each show has some great writing, thats really hilarious .

[@drathmoor]

I wish there was a Possum Van model kit

[@nathangrabau9830]

awesome show

[@NewEnglandOtaku]

The van got cleaned out all right..

[@joemajewski7710]

Every guy should have a Dalton hair dew.

[@KJTV67]

That's a hair don't!

[@petersack5074]

3:30 time. Behind Dalton, is ' PRESTONE ' anti-freeze. i'm an old guy, and ' back in the day '', used this. Also back then, there were some '' pre stone ' days, we went through also, when we were outta bud. TAKE CARE, all !

[@johnnyhall4335]

19:58 HOLEY MOLEY!!!

[@NewEnglandOtaku]

@Scott alan Yes the Lodge is real, it's in Northern Vermont surprisingly

[@papabearjoe9392]

Jason Williams, I have one a few miles from my place in Michigan

[@RogueTomahawkGaming]

I could've sworn it was in Port Carling Ontario

[@NewEnglandOtaku]

@@RogueTomahawkGaming I might be wrong, I just looked it up

[@burtonmatchett1957]

This is definitely a Canadian show for those Americans. And fictional so dont go trying to sign up to this lodge... The lodge is not anywhere... possum lake is fake. Its a tv show.. based on an Ontario Canada place... glad you looked it up lol not real life!

[@caseysmith544]

@@burtonmatchett1957 No but the town they based the show on was was real, just different name. I came close to finding it a few years ago the two towns in Ontario that matched and had a lake between them.

[@NewEnglandOtaku]

How many times has the lodge roof taken damage now?

[@ianfinrir8724]

Enough

[@annirunaway]

I want that couch...

[@beverlyanne5699]

Outdoor urinal....fill up those bottles and ship "em to USA, they won't tell the difference from their own usual brew anyhow. Tastes the same.....everyone presumes.

[@williammerkel1410]

And other countries beer is cough syrup bitter, Guinness was not pleasant.

[@caseysmith544]

Not to me with Blue Moon, those have a very specific taste to them with the Orange peel and Coriander.

[@caseysmith544]

@@williammerkel1410 That beer is not for everyone, but I like it . Worst not from USA is Fosters as that tastes funny like they used salt water in the process.

[@billrichardson1506]

In the USA Moosehead is a beer. In Canada it’s a misdemeanor...

[@MrDodge266]

Is the lodge real sorry miss spelled

[@kathyyoung1774]

Scott alan Misspelled. Easy to mis-type, even when you know how to spell.

[@samiam619]

Kathy Young He also doesn’t understand punctuation and the fact you can edit your own posts.

[@DwayneAPurple]

Wow, Harold actually stalked a woman!

[@Saturday4378]

Isn't Harold married?

[@DwayneAPurple]

@@Saturday4378 Not until the series finale.

[@billyhawkins2848]

Is that made up or can you do that with a remote control?

[@Uncle-Bull]

Billy Hawkins It’s possible, but it would be very difficult to align properly.

[@bonnielucas153]

Just sit near a bassett hound

[@tylersheehy3918]

Most remote can forget code for TV it won't work

[@Uncle-Bull]

Tyler Sheehy Once programmed, they don’t typically forget. In more than 30 years I’ve never had to reprogram a remote because the batteries died.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

Nowadays they have a small memory chip that makes the codes store despite the loss of batteries

[@bostonrailfan2427]

William M. In the past it was true of cable remotes as they were flash memory and would lose the codes after a few minutes if you didn’t put batteries back in them

[@johnthomas-km2bf]

Its comedy. Over-analyzing it is the sure sign of a square.

[@burtonmatchett1957]

You realize he isnt seriously doing this right lol omg ppl think this is a reality program?? Lol oh im glad i live where i do.. down the road from where this is filmed lol filmed, cuz its tv, not real life... lol ppl are getting dumber...

[@lesliematyas1727]

what beer does red and the gang drink again ????????????????????

[@lesliematyas1727]

dont bother to answer ....its hamm,er time .

[@MrDodge266]

I love show qustion is the log real

[@GhastlytheTinkerer]

This isn't The Boat Ramp, this is You've Got Oil.

[@davidross5593]

"if you're trying to get to me" = intimate? Since when? And the way Winston says doesn't even sound like intimate...

[@paulmahon2563]

nope

[@davidross5593]

Absolutely ridiculous in the word game, sometimes the supposed word is used incorrectly. Winston was supposed to say intimate & he didnt say it. not even close.

[@kathyyoung1774]

George Ross INTIMATE is both an adjective and a verb. He used it as a verb.

[@Dark_Mishra]

They’ve been getting the answers for the word game incorrectly for quite a few episodes now, but the play on words is still funny.

[@catherinemichel6673]

@@Dark_Mishra The play on words is what MAKES it funny!

[@johnthomas-km2bf]

Its comedy. Over-analyzing it is the sure sign of a square.

[@caseysmith544]

Some make me mad, the word they say is not actually the word. in this case it was and was not even same word different meaning and different spelling which I am fine with when they say word like that.