Half in the Bag: Blumhouse's Dirty Secret

[@ToyInsanity]

The Macarena virus was 1996 and the Chumbawumba outbreak was 1997. I remember it well because I got infected pretty badly. I got knocked down, but I got up again.

[@jokerz7936]

I Got through it with a Whiskey Drink, a Vodka Drink, a Lager Drink, and a Cider Drink.

[@revenantproxy9100]

Yeah, Chumbawumba wasn't that bad because it couldn't keep anyone down. Turns out all you needed to cure it was whisky or vodka.

[@ethicalcheeze1407]

YOU SON OF A BITCH, I'M IN.

[@niclennox2555]

It was never gonna keep me down.

[@mrredherring2900]

We Europeans also had the Asereje outbreak in 2002. A year later, there was a "Dragostea din tei" Virus here in Central Europe, although that one lasted rather shortly.

[@Alex_Moldovan_]

It's a good thing that the RLM guys are staying home to avoid the Corona virus since, as we all know, the elderly are a high risk population.

[@michaelcoburn2975]

very true and with Rich's crippling diabetes, he is even more at risk

[@JimmyCaravan]

@@michaelcoburn2975 not to mention the AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDSSSSSS

[@CorndogNinja]

It's more important than ever to keep these elderly drivers off the road.

[@ShawnWeeded510]

We must respect and protect our old pieces of shit.

[@Sheridan2LT]

YOU BASTARDDDDD /s

[@kaptainKrill]

RLM is exposing themselves to Rich and his horrible diseases for our entertainment. We don’t deserve these heroes.

[@rtyui136]

@@SuperDevolution I've never seen someone be so wrong.

[@Boarbatrice]

SuperDevolution You’re asking the impossible. Being in a room with Rich Evans and NOT wanting to have sex with him is just straight up impossible. The man could end a war by saying he’d have a threesome with the two countries’s leaders

[@Eagle45678910]

Who is Rich Evans? I only saw Mr. Plinkett.

[@GREGGHUD]

That's not Rich....that's Mr Pinkett.

[@wizardpatch9405]

He mostly comes at night. Mostly.

[@TsharpInfinity]

"This movie looks like Space Cop" - possibly the most scathing critique Mike has ever given a movie

[@discomfort5760]

It was vicious and called for.

[@MichaelBallif]

Yes. Rich’s crippling diabetes certainly stands no chance.

[@averyjackblack7420]

@@MichaelBallif 😢

[@MegaZeta]

​@@viscountrainbows6452 Ecce Spacecop

[@howareyoumoreofaclownthanme]

@En ki This is how you make everyone stay away from a video and channel.

[@maccatt7274]

Blumhouse, securing the longevity of future Best of the Worst for years to come, for our children....

[@scarymonsters524]

Is this a dog whistle? This feels like a dog whistle.

[@Mossadstein69]

By then we will probably have to have an actual CGI Rich Evans

[@MegaZeta]

I got the Blumhouse blues, Said the Blumhouse blues, When that jarring shift in quality, gives you Whiplash down to Happy Death Day 3, probably, You got them Blumhouse blues

[@boodadeadclown]

May my children never know the atrocities that I know so well

[@DeflatingAtheism]

The best Best-of-the-Worsts are the passion projects of severely misguided people. Reviewing factory-produced schlock like this can become wearying.

[@Doctor3E]

You're laughing, Rich Evans has the Macarena Virus and you're laughing.

[@whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat]

Why wouldn't I? This is greater than the diabeetus.

[@n0k1ngs41]

"How could they laugh, when I was in such pain?"

[@7superdaimajin]

People can be so cruel.

[@DanArnets1492]

@@n0k1ngs41 - Mister Plinkett is dead!

[@FumblsTheSniper]

I’m. I am!

[@jamesmack9598]

I'm beginning to think these 'Lightning Fast' VCR repair guys aren't very fast at all

[@luckyspurs]

"Fast" refers to them never eating, just drinking endless bottles of Dan Aykroyd's Vodka.

[@FutBoy281]

I'm beginning to think they're not even VCR repair guys at all

[@MegLovesCute]

james mack This was a very Norm Macdonald joke👍

[@TheEmbessyNetwork]

@@LastHazzerd tell me about it...I'm STILL trying to program the clock on this VCR.

[@happyface7836]

Tyler Dobbs I’ve been calling these hacks for 26 yrs. not once have they fixed my laser disk or vcr. I paid good money for this. 257 dollars and 56 cents. I’ve even called my friend tamm tamm who knows these boys but no answer. I’ve even resorted to petty pranks like filling their building with tailpipe fumes and hacking their accounts and buying dildos on them. Nothing comes to fruition just random taco recipes. Absolutely terrible service.

[@EnsignRedshirtRicky]

"From the producers of a successful movie" always means it sucks.

[@BloodfelX]

"This movie has no merits, so here's some movie names you have probably heard to get you curious."

[@KeyBladeMaster-Dan]

I KNOW WHAT THAT IS!!!

[@rowan631]

They only ever say that when it's made by an awful director

[@shawklan27]

Word

[@KynMites]

"Paid for by the people who paid for these better movies"

[@Essexstreet1]

I think Mike might actually be sick. He didn't mention Star Trek at all.

[@brohymn2620]

well they talked about kurtzman

[@periwinkle2486]

i didnt even know he was sick....

[@A_Haunted_Pancake]

@@brohymn2620 As Essexstreets said: Didn't mention Star Trek at all.

[@Fuzzira]

"A dirty clam peddler", sounds like what a brothel owner would be called from The Little Mermaid.

[@FanboyFilms]

The question is, is he a dirty peddler of clams or a peddler of dirty clams?

[@Avocado11]

@@FanboyFilms Or just an unwashed clam on his bike.

[@comradesockpuppet6476]

Coincidentally, 'the clam' used to be slang for syphilis

[@chucky187]

@@FanboyFilms Dirty clams need love too. But, be careful where you put it boys, or you'll end up with clam chowder.

[@sarosp9330]

@@FanboyFilms or a dirty peddler of dirty clams?

[@BLaiaiprincess]

i'm glad Mike is as pissed about Hulu's interface as i am

[@royblekman8186]

Why don’t they simply copy Netflix interface. The Netflix interface is probably the best you can make a interface for a streaming service.

[@JamesonWilde]

I honestly canceled my subscription because I couldn't be bothered with their shitty UI

[@sleepymandragora1392]

Amazon Prime also sucks and they have even more Budget. Boggles my mind, one Design Student could so a better Job.

[@JamesonWilde]

@@sleepymandragora1392 it's not as bad on the firestick but whenever I go to use it on my smart TV or console I'm disgusted lol. And yeah I don't understand how neither company can figure it out.

[@trickster721]

They do it on purpose, the theory is that most people will give up trying to browse and watch whatever stupid crap the algorithm tells them to. It's like taking a buffet and putting it in a hall of mirrors.

[@cricket-dp6it]

Mike trying to explain Los Angeles to confused Jay is the highlight of my day

[@MegaZeta]

Given their respective interests, I'd have bet every last dollar to my name that it would've been Jay explaining it to Mike. Zero point five dollars

[@CasLee]

@@MegaZeta hey you could afford to make the next big blumhouse film

[@archiedebaldo5963]

I think I remember PLINKETT suggesting JJ direct Star Wars films... not sure why Mike is always trying to take credit for the idea. Must be cos he's jealous.

[@lilcritic3260]

What a fucking hack

[@L0U_ZER]

Very sad

[@DoctorJammer]

Well actually Mike does the voice for Plinkett

[@A_Haunted_Pancake]

@@DoctorJammer Wooooosh ...

[@redsgrave2003]

The Macarena dance is the most exercise Rich Evans has gotten ever.

[@Tiamat4]

I was actually surprised at how fit Rich looks

[@redsgrave2003]

@@Tiamat4 He does seem healthy for a 90 year old morbidly obese diabetic man hours away from death

[@darkstar932]

I don't know. I'm pretty sure climbing the ladder for the Plinketto board is his Everest. Tough to compare.

[@redsgrave2003]

@@darkstar932 You bring a good point, I rewatched an episode of Best of the Worst where he walked down some stairs. He was in great pain but it still counts as exercise

[@ThatDanHalen]

Mr. Plinkett is not Rich Evans. How dare you compare Mr. Plinkett to that sad sack Rich Evans.

[@nickjudson7695]

I worked on that first one, actually they shot it at the office for the location company. Which is even more lazy and probably cheaper than using Jason Blum’s house lol. For the record it’s next to MacArthur Park in a bad neighborhood but it has a nice skyline view above the crackheads. You’d be shocked to know how many things it has been in. Most locations are used over and over and over to a ridiculous degree and I can’t seem to watch anything shot in Southern California without recognizing that exact spot no matter how brief. After many long shoot days these places are burned into my brain especially as the location was my area of responsibility.

[@matiasmendoza9274]

Thanks for the insight! I've watched some of the episodes of this series recently

[@delta-9969]

Was it in Heat?

[@cacaotocacao]

"but it has a nice skyline view above the crackheads" lmao

[@sunilKumar-sy9pm]

Occupational hazard

[@jarelllevingston7882]

How long did it take to make?

[@TurboBlaze244]

Please, I beg of you, show me as much Rich Evans dancing as you wish, but never, ever make me watch Big Mouth footage.

[@sully2932]

How can a comedic genius like Mike sit through flaming trash like Big Mouth

[@Tiamat4]

@En ki big mouth is a cartoon

[@Dittoritos]

A Nasty Piece of Work joins the ever-expanding "old lady in the wall" genre

[@Sp4mMe]

Now a real horror movie would take place in a house with walls made of old ladies.

[@PatrickBoyda]

I'm convinced they'll take any opportunity to play that "Here's Moosey" clip

[@Kaanfight]

“Moose is in the house!”

[@insignia9989]

It is a sin to have Rich Evans out of frame while wearing a 90's style turtleneck tracksuit and dancing the Macarena. Unsubbed.

[@DangerLevel10]

It was stylistically designed to be that way...Is it time for my Pom Far?

[@Jaspertine]

If anyone's curious, Poppy has also split up with Titanic Sinclair, citing abuse and manipulation. In her statement, she heavily implied, but stopped short of confirming, that Mars Argo's allegations were true.

[@kaminarikatuhstrofik9534]

Huh?

[@jimmyclimer594]

The new troll's movie went dark then?

[@Jaspertine]

@@jimmyclimer594 It's the gritty reboot. Directed by Zack Snyder.

[@JeanMarceaux]

I have no idea who any of these people are.

[@thundercockjackson]

what? what the fuck does any of that mean?

[@jp22887]

Jay's hair is getting more and more David Lynch-ey every day

[@MrPatters]

He showed me this thing called a Wookie

[@joelsmith5938]

@@MrPatters The restaurant only served salad. It gave me a headache.

[@GatorDunnAZ]

Mike has a grandpa haircut.

[@NobodyCaresALot]

"BULLSHIT"

[@NobodyCaresALot]

@@janesmith1840 exactly.

[@AndrewSkatesBadly]

Very insensitive fellas, you can't talk about the virus that way it's too soon. My grandfather DIED doing the macarena!

[@chariethe]

rip.

[@nobodysmith8580]

He's probably gyrating in his grave over this insensititve portrayal.

[@AndrewSkatesBadly]

@@nobodysmith8580 Uncle Nobody is that you!?

[@MrHouse-wx7pg]

f

[@markbryant2012]

Really? WOW!! Is that on a fail comp?

[@thomasbicknell175]

It took me 20 minutes to realize this is just an episode of best of the worst without Rich or Josh.

[@NemesisMKIII]

Screw Josh, Culkin is the new Josh

[@andrewdutcher8722]

@@NemesisMKIII screw culkin, we want Colin from Canada!

[@DanArnets1492]

@@andrewdutcher8722 - Josh and Canada's Jim > Jack, Culkin, Canada's Colin

[@borbafet9206]

@@DanArnets1492 jim from canada is the most underrated quest

[@DanArnets1492]

@@borbafet9206 - He doesn't speak much but what he says is really good

[@grahmpetersen5317]

"Blumhouse is keeping the buffet of Hulu stocked with food." -- easily the best quote of 2020 so far.

[@noelmurphy8008]

I disagree, Jay following up the buffet metaphor with 'We got a big plate of lukewarm Blumhouse' is the quote of the century

[@HeyitsTom999]

I appreciate a joke in these uncertain times, but I do hope Rich got tested before they filmed that coughing scene. Otherwise Mike and Jay could have caught AAAAAAAIIIIIIIDS.

[@sanamsam4223]

When I went to see “Invisible Man” literally every single trailer that played was for a Blumhouse movie...

[@Yoyoitsyoji]

Not even disease can stop Blumhouse

[@MrChoobsabre]

@@Umkarz I read this and I clapped

[@terranceporter2644]

But 'Saint Maud' is an A24 joint.

[@TechnologicallyTechnical]

@@MrChoobsabre I READ YOUR COMMENT REFERENCING THE CLAPPING IN-JOKE AND I CLAPPED, I CLAPPED BECAUSE I RECOGNIZED THE CLAPPING IN-JOKE

[@RamnaViaz]

Why would you go see invisible man? Why do you hate yourself? Who hurt you?

[@johncadden202]

Who needs friends when you have Mike Jay and Rich.

[@macabre_matinee]

Best friends

[@gelraldoldo5152]

@Patrick Danielson rating things is overrated.

[@DamianBartolacci]

“I’m still waiting for my check for suggesting JJ Abrams direct Star Wars.” “Oh, they’re not asking for their refund yet?” I love you guys.

[@15389]

"Im getting sued!" hahah

[@llcoolray3000]

Jay: So obviously "Pooka!" is the best of the worst. What's your choice, Mike? Mike: "My Valentine."

[@GamerHammer]

He’s never seen anything like it, it’s new to the palate

[@kreggur2864]

inb4 Rich actually has the coronavirus and this is where he spread it to Jay and Mike

[@darthdj31]

@@TerraHv1 it could be some nba shit...

[@petecamacho3513]

Jay was a carrier in the nerd crew episode. And rich is a boomer. Nuff said.

[@juliacassiano4499]

I lowkey am kind of worried that, if they did get the virus, they could potentially die. Cause, ya know, they arent that old, but arent healthy young men either. Not to be dramatic or anything, but I would die if RLM were to end.

[@Cr3zant]

@@juliacassiano4499 The mortality rate doesn't really start becoming much of a worry until around late 60s onward, so outside any potentially very unhealthy habits that could compromise their immune systems they should be fine. Hopefully they don't have to take even the miniscule risk regardless though.

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

@@Cr3zant Does watching bad movies count???

[@aftertheshowmoviepodcast]

The VCR repair store looks like it's the safest place to be during these difficult times.

[@MegaZeta]

*Coronavirus Found To Flourish On Magnetic Tape* _'Susan's' dying words: "We're all outta Nukie"_

[@kimbee23]

They’re at Mr.Plinket’s house.

[@Dorian-_-Gray]

@@kimbee23 Well, yeah, that's why they got corona'd… _never_ leave the VCR repair shop

[@aftertheshowmoviepodcast]

@@kimbee23 Yeah I get that, but it would be safer in the VCR shop without Plinkett coughing all over them.

[@manfulify]

THE GODS HAVE RETURNED TO US WE'LL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS QUARANTINE AFTER ALL

[@revenantproxy9100]

Time to watch every Best of the Worst a couple of times.

[@Skelentor]

45:31 This comment made me really think about the progression of this series as they've gone on so long that they don't even try to scam Plinkett any more they just hang out at his house for no reason.

[@Dorian-_-Gray]

As usual, Mike and Jay are sheltering in place

[@gelraldoldo5152]

Gotta hang/squat somewhere

[@_V.Va_]

Plinkett forgot why they're even there.

[@linusdn2777]

Never thought I'd see Jay talk about Poppy lmao.

[@shadowpoet4398]

What's the timestamp?

[@linusdn2777]

@@shadowpoet4398 just watch the goddamn video

[@bilbobolsonaro1316]

Mr. Poppypants

[@trihardcx6743]

Alfons pappa?

[@Amangiechsin]

I mean mike did say Ok Boomer

[@Donjuggaxote]

Everyone talks about The Simpsons predicting everything... Rich, Mike, and Jay are basically prophets

[@MegaZeta]

"Who?" --Mike, in one or two years

[@Around_blax_dont_relax]

Oh, a new redlettermedia video, let me turn off the redlettermedia video i was watching to now watch a new one

[@MartianSantas]

I was just about to watch an old wheel of the worst when I refreshed and this popped up in my sub box. Happy day

[@GatorDunnAZ]

Are you me? I was watching a half in the bag episode from 2011.

[@Around_blax_dont_relax]

@@GatorDunnAZ i was watching the geteven/parole violators episode

[@Around_blax_dont_relax]

@@GatorDunnAZ LOYALTY TO REDLETTERMEDIA, LOYALTY TO THE BRAND

[@luckyspurs]

That's right Jay.

[@noochvader7577]

"I prefer to see a real dog going through a living hell to make a terrible movie." Haha

[@xylin3683]

I wonder if that was a dig at Stuckman...

[@KaiUchiha15]

mattlines I’m sure it was just a joke

[@nunpho]

@@xylin3683 nah because he doesn't like that stuff either

[@luckyspurs]

Guess that dog just didn't want the Oscar as badly as Leonardo Di Caprio did.

[@whocares435-z9v]

I clapped because I saw a thing from the video I just watched!

[@Kurdtzdopelgangr]

The dancing plague was actually a real life thing. It's so sad to see Mr. Plinkett catch it at such an advanced old age.

[@Gideon13397]

It was in 1518.

[@ByronLewis]

Just CK2 things

[@Emrod82]

Oh, is it that plague which look like people dancing, but it was more like your nervous system fucking dying and you were shaking like a fish under water until death ?

[@dublinjake]

@@Emrod82 I thought it was someone cracking from stress and starting to dance for an unreasonable amount of time, prompting everyone else to watch nervously and eventually join their nervous breakdown until eventually a mass hysteria of dancing broke out.

[@janeeyre1990]

@@dublinjake, the dancing plague has been attributed to mass hysteria / stress. Constant viral and bacterial epidemics from the 14th to 17th centuries may have played an indirect role in that. Knowing that you or anyone you care about was at constant threat of catching a deadly and little understood illness. I have been anticipating something similar in the wake of COVID. You can't tell me the devious licks trend in public schools isn't a sign of young people cracking under pressure.

[@indeimaus]

I remember when you used to fix VCR's jay, I need a conclusion of that story line please

[@KaiserMattTygore927]

I'm waiting for the DVD/VHS Dual Player Story Arc.

[@TemmiePlays]

@@KaiserMattTygore927 that already happnd whe Mr PLinkett was being romanced by the rich lady that refurbished his entire house with current date movie stuff.

[@scotcheggable]

I'd like to see the end before the Corona kills me

[@scotcheggable]

@@westerling8436 join the club

[@pasteghost428]

Blumhaus

[@Drumboardist]

Worked many buffets in my time. There's always a large trough of french fries, that get infrequently bothered by children, then tossed out by the bushel every night. They're low-quality, not good, not good FOR you, and stupid children are the only ones interested in it. French fries, Mike.

[@DanCGe]

Rich is wearing Corey Feldman’s track suit

[@ventarfield7115]

It's crazy what these Rich celebrities find to waste their money on! Original angelic 2 da core track suit must be worth a lot o $$$.

[@TheDrugOfTheNation]

He also has two Gremlin arms.

[@Necron1999]

Mark Boyes I know Rich’s arms are scrawny and gross, but there’s no need for hurtful comparisons!

[@luckyspurs]

Blimey, I was watching 5 year old Best of the Worst episodes and this popped up.

[@gogogonzozo]

When Jay was talking about the Poppy situation, I was left thinking "How does this man knows everything about every thing?"

[@MrHendrix17]

The fact that the word "Lynchian" was used explains it all I feel

[@delta-9969]

It's almost as if he has a secret magical box that allows him to search for any word or phrase and then retrieve all the salient details about that particular topic. I just wish the rest of us could benefit from this technology

[@SinCitizenGent]

Blumhouse is what people should want. We ALL complain about the formulatic blockbuster that costs 100 million dollars, has tons of producer/ director/ big ego celeb battles and resorts that never comes close to making its money back. The 5-7 million Roger Corman method: put it out there w new talent that could eventually become big stars is the way to go. We all go back to look at underrated early work of our favorite stars

[@treysonsherk5356]

The editing of the girl falling off the roof is the most unintentionally funny thing I've ever seen. That was pure art. Tears are rolling down my face I laughed so hard.

[@bryonjackson3209]

Sounds like Blumhouse is the Hallmark Channel of horror now.

[@steffen_k]

"Mike: Grown-ass adults don't do that." YES THEY DO, MIKE! PEOPLE ARE NASTY!

[@3guysandcamera]

Jay: "mmm"

[@Drewbie176]

Honestly lol. The things I’ve done in a car in a dirty alley are frankly appalling.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

@@Drewbie176 You had a car to do things in?!? We just had the dirty alley, and we loved it!

[@RandyHawkeye]

Sad oral sex? Yes! In a car? No, it'll fuck up my back.

[@Estorium]

"I expected more from a GeoCities website" killed me.

[@DeflatingAtheism]

"It's a film about female empowerment, where the female can't find the exit to a building." I would watch 45 minutes just of Mike trying to describe the layout of Los Angeles.

[@Orangestar1]

The sad thing is a Blumhouse anthology TV series sounds like a great idea. Cut down the running time and budgets to make tight Twilight Zone style episodes. Black Mirror's success proved there's a market for anthology serieses. Then they wouldn't be either horrible flops or huge hits.

[@Dorian-_-Gray]

A Blumhouse anthology series would be _Night Visions_ at best! At _best,_ Daniel O.!

[@delta-9969]

As they point out though, for these things to make money it's not necessary that they're good or even that anybody actually watch them. Like a buffet, money is being made at the door regardless if any of the content is consumed

[@alexdivision4320]

Loved Mike's ramblings of the LA city planning

[@Neitenth]

That office wasn't higher than downtown, though. I worked somewhere in Bel Air with a completely unobstructed cliffside view of downtown and it wasn't anything like these clips.

[@bobturner7112]

It was a good Half in the Bag in these troubled times.

[@Dorian-_-Gray]

_AIDS in the Time of Corona_ (2020)

[@sully2932]

They’re trying to help us be optimistic and see the bag as half in :’)

[@ParadoxapocalypSatan]

Mike saying "it's the worst thing I ever saw" should always be answered with: So it's your pick for best of the worst?"

[@theonewiththeeyeoftruth884]

Isn't the Best Of The Worst the _least_ shitty movie of the bunch?

[@zmaztermind8303]

@@theonewiththeeyeoftruth884 i think you vote based off of enjoyment. they've had some arguments behind picking BOTWs but theyve always agreed it's the movie you enjoyed the most, regardless of quality.

[@gamethingstuff]

We need a supercut of Mike saying "it's the worst thing I ever saw"

[@Kaanfight]

Z MaZtermind no, Mike only chooses based on what’s the most contrarian

[@scott-mercer]

@@Kaanfight No he doesn't.

[@MrThebadger200]

I love when they do business breakdowns on the industry. These frauds are great teachers. The jack and Jill videos are still all timers

[@vinnye930]

Mike and jay watching these movies is the equivalent of the buffet donating the uneaten food to a homeless shelter

[@delta-9969]

The buffet makes money even when people don't eat the food... then we dig it out of the trash and review it

[@oily.4608]

The beloved legend that is Mr. Plinkett has returned

[@user-hf9hf6hw8j]

Rise of Plinkett

[@user-hf9hf6hw8j]

The plinkalorean

[@CharlieKraken]

Why does Mike have a pathological need to let everyone know he watches Big Mouth?

[@Awesomesufff]

Hamburger Helper Rin he just likes the show

[@gabbyprincip1575]

Big Mouth is going to be his next Star Trek

[@kyubii972]

It's only happened twice

[@gabbyprincip1575]

@@kyubii972 in the last two videos

[@Bibitybopitybacon]

Everything Mike does is pathological. And I love him for it.

[@SPT1]

Why are they talking about this when there's new shitty Picard episodes to talk about ?

[@brajuhani]

Rich doesn't drink... oh...

[@nolandavis1129]

teehundeart basically anything after Into Darkness.

[@Largentina.]

They should be talking about Color Out Of Space, honestly.

[@qwertymanor]

Be patient loser

[@foxorian]

In Nasty Piece of Work that "corporate headquarters" is actually the same building I work in. 2404 Wilshire Blvd, aka "The American Cement Building". It's part company offices (tech/design) and industrial residential lofts. It borders Macarthur Park and filming at this building happens **all the time.** The parking garage of this building was used in Kill Bill.

[@DeflatingAtheism]

Yeah, if the movie was filmed in the Hollywood Hills, downtown would be way off in the distance.

[@tigers3748]

The day when Rich Evans ACTUALLY coughed on his two friends in the middle of a global pandemic.

[@RustyMuck]

3:35 - “I never thought I’d hear the words ‘disaster’ and ‘Alex Kurtzman’ used in the same sentence!” Reminds me of that one episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation...

[@olivernottingham]

I really can't believe Mike is a fan of big mouth

[@Senilek]

i think it’s possible to like parts from the show that aren’t really inherent with the rest of the show- i personally think the shame wizard and horny monster were done really well. the other main characters and jokes are just atrocious tho and i would believe mike just groans through most of it like i did

[@gebs123]

I don't know. I am pretty sure Mike was the one who wrote "The Grawboskis".

[@martinfahy1711]

The line delivery of "Must have put his drum set away " is the funniest thing I've heard all day.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

"Julian Sands is terrible in this." Well, duh.

[@luckyspurs]

Julian Sands being terrible has been a running joke in Britain for years. Check out Mark Kermode reviews from 15 years ago.

[@manicallydepressedclown8064]

I just realized that 2005 was 15 years ago holy shit.

[@PaxIesus]

I was in one of the Into the Darks as an extra; worked for about 6 days on set. Everyone from the extras to the actors to the crew were pissed at the "Ultra Low Budget." Good director, though; he took the time to talk to his extras and got to know our names (SUPER rare).

[@MegaSam777]

Last time I was this early, Mike hadn’t finished his bottle of Crystal Skull Vodka yet.

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

Seeing Rich do the macarena cracked me up. Such a simple gag, but so effective.

[@Draconyx13]

"So that's Jason Blum, a dirty clam peddler" might just be the funniest thing I've ever heard Mike say.

[@k.artware]

'The Invisible Man' was the last movie that I saw before cinemas were closed in Belgium because of the macarenavirus. Quite ironic: seeing a movie about an invisible threat, then cinemas close because of an invisible threat. Ah! 2020 will be some year! WW3 almost (kinda) happened, forest fires in Australia, storm Ciara in Europe, Macarenavirus ... And it's only march!

[@chriscorben-green2640]

2020:The year Bad Boys 3 was the most successful film of the year.

[@tyjay6752]

Call me crazy, but I think that I would be more upset to learn that the RLM crew had corona than I would be to learn that I personally had corona.

[@authmastasly]

It's probably because you're the one who has sure odds of survival...

[@casbyness]

It's. The. Flu. The only people you should be upset about having it are the very elderly or seriously ill. This is not the plague.

[@authmastasly]

Yes, exactly, Mr Plinkett is both very elderly and seriously ill.

[@casbyness]

@@authmastasly He survived Polio and has lived to over 150 years old I'm sure he'll be fine :)

[@thebigenchilada678]

casbyness you should take a vacation to Italy , just make sure you get vaccinated!

[@lwzeis]

I caught the Macarenavirus back in the 90s from some enchiladas that I bought at Rich Evans’ Diabetes Cafe. I complained to Rich and he said I was never allowed back there again.

[@brothersgalore]

This was literally before the world ended .. I can still sense “ optimism “ in their voices .. little did we know......

[@Llirik_Kuynorov]

it's like the Macarena virus has actually helped Plinkett get in shape. He's looking livelier

[@AlisterTate]

2017: *"THAT'S A LOTTA DAMAGE"* 2020: *_"THAT'S A LOTTA NAMESS"_*

[@MrDemomanman]

The new meme is much better considering it didnt come from a white supremacist

[@Bluvoo]

@@MrDemomanman Oh i didn't realize people were still stupid enough to believe that Jontron is a white supremacist but here we are

[@TheHunter2199]

@@MrDemomanman I'm guessing you think pewdiepie is an ethno nationalist too?

[@OurBenefactors]

2002: "THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS"

[@AlisterTate]

man why yall gotta bring dumb shit up im literally just making jokes.

[@FacetiousUsername]

Rich's dancing made me feel very uncomfortable.

[@drakonidesthevigilant5155]

I was sexually aroused too

[@FacetiousUsername]

@@drakonidesthevigilant5155 shhhhh

[@marredcheese]

I was uncomfortable my whole life until I saw him dance.

[@SrSacaninha]

I'm surprised Jay didn't say "Julian Sands from Boxing Helena".

[@terrible-vision8352]

The buffet anology is brilliant way to describe blumhouse

[@Jess-gl9ev]

RIP Julian Sands. 😞

[@greenhandskelly5580]

Púca (pronounced Pooka) is the Irish word for ghost..... Mike believes in them

[@FortressofSolitude1138]

Goddamnit why'd you have to do remind me of A Dog's Purpose and the animal abuse that went on behind the scenes. thanks a lot you hack frauds, now I'm mad.

[@donovansingleton9096]

Apparently a dog's purpose is to be tortured for our entertainment

[@thenightrider2121]

Actually, it turned out that the footage was altered to make it look like the dog was being harmed in that case. But what would you expect from a respected news outlet like TMZ? Hell, they pushed out the Kobe Bryant death story without getting the number of fatalities correct and before the police could contact the families beforehand just to be first. Bunch of fucking parasites.

[@jgfear]

“ the Hulu interface is horrible.. “ Dude get outta my head !

[@luckyspurs]

Hulu interface is how you catch Macerana Virus.

[@eyepatchplease]

So glad they said this. Hulu is by far the worst, but Amazon Prime isn't much better. I've wondered if it's just because a lot of us we're "trained" by Netflix?

[@fuchigama]

@@eyepatchplease I'd argue prime is worse. Especially with how they have series titles for individual seasons. Maybe it is better on desktop than mobile or television though. Maybe Netflix just set the bar very high, with slick smooth menus and easy to navigate icons and rows.

[@dt35591]

That buffet analogy is brilliant. Thought he was just going for a "shitty movies = shitty food" thing but it actually all fits together.

[@TheDegradingSeeker]

I never thought in a million years this channel would reference Poppy

[@NT2k6]

It's nice to see that the director from Tales From Genesis Space got to refine his idea into Pooka.

[@Mr.Batsu12]

I always thought a Blumhouse was one of those strange sexual terms like "Donkey Punch" or "Cleveland Steamer".

[@lilmoeszyslak4810]

It is. Its Rich Evans finishing move

[@dakotafawson1223]

Alaskan pipeline, Alabama hot pocket

[@TheVardon90]

"Boning, The Wild Mambo, the Hunka Chunka."

[@johnsmithy9850]

A Blumpkin

[@jonofja]

The first movie is a copy of "Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf?", a well known play from 1962, when it comes to setup and characters. Even with wholes sentences of dialouge.

[@wendella.4074]

I admit, I lost it when Rich did the Macarena thing. No shame

[@sebastiandefrietas]

22:41 As a person who've never been to the states, it's mind blowing how familiar that location looks due to GTA V. Sorry if that doesn't make sanse. Also a little drunk atm... Corona isolation and all...

[@christopherwilson3754]

I caught Chumbawumba in the 90s. It knocked me down, but I got up again.

[@CatLives9]

Just piss the night away. You'll be fine.

[@christopherwilson3754]

@@CatLives9 😂

[@timothybayliss6680]

I actually laughed out loud when Plinkett announced his Macarena Virus. One more laugh than watching two hours of Ghostbusters

[@KinoQuint]

If Corey Feldman's site was a geocities we would have needed to sign his guest book too.

[@rokulus7910]

It's part of the Two Coreys webring.

[@penguixyt3246]

"Must've put his drumset away..." oh my god im so glad i discovered this channel 😂 ive found my new thing to binge watch.

[@fandlpetroleum]

"I'm still waiting for my check from me suggesting J.J. Abrams direct Star Wars films"..."Oh they're not asking for their refund yet?" Tis comedy cold I tell ye.

[@zimriel]

"I'm getting SUED!" I lost it.

[@johndoe-es7zh]

OMG please can we have more pandemics just went to see a movie in theaters today and not a soul in theaters it was amazing. It just reminded me how nice the world would be without other people.

[@bgl11]

‘Dirty street in Los Angeles’: Wilshire, right where I live 🙁

[@Jay-ln1co]

"Now I've got a third illness!" Yes, do it. Say the line, Rich, say the fucking line! "I've got pneumonia." DAMMIT!

[@Casmaniac]

"bc the movie needs the happen" appears to be Jay's favourite catchphrase

[@arronphelps4291]

At 5:50 rich jumps to face the left but in the next cut he's facing right. What kind of hack fraud production is this?!

[@brajuhani]

yea unsubscribed

[@briansmithwins]

The kind of hacks that made Space Cop

[@ngopro]

stock footage? Did Rich Evans finance this ep.?

[@reflectingh9997]

Jay looks incredible good in this episode holy shit

[@someguy1478]

It helps that he's not a depressed alcoholic/diabetic.

[@kells4315]

Still convinced he is sapping life energy from the others

[@revenantproxy9100]

@@kells4315 He does look exponentially better than he has in the past. Where is he drawing such power from?

[@falubii9712]

@@someguy1478 diabetics can be hot

[@smokingwolf4152]

Jays the black widow of RLMEU