Half in the Bag: Black Widow

In Black Widow, Scarlett Johansson is back as Black Widow: the super spy who's here to do super spy stuff. Except not really. There's no spy stuff. She literally just asks her fake mom where the main bad guy is and she tells her and that's about the end of anything spy related. Then she flips around a bunch and her body slams full force into many, many, many hard objects which would result in her breaking every bone in her body if she wasn't made of CGI.

[@ScumAnt]

I was confused by the dislikes until they began to show Isis executions at the end of the video.

[@billhart3728]

Yeah and the laugh track was bit much too

[@un7ucky]

yeah, its a bit hard to watch and i really dont think 9/11 was the right way to end this video

[@nimblejack363]

I cannot comprehend how they thought it was a good idea to put that in. Even though it's censored it's still so tasteless and uncalled for. I hope they get banned from this site.

[@Irys1997]

That part was ok, but for me personally putting the puppies in a blender was a bridge too far

[@headcasey6375]

But when hack-n-sacks started playing I warmed up to it

[@drake8050]

The irony isn't lost on me that Marvel kept a tight leash on a female director for a movie about controlling women.

[@sol3496]

“We’ve got one who can see.”

[@theguardian8317]

It wouldn't make much of a difference if the director was a woman, a man or microsoft clippy. In the new disney era the films are made in a sort of "assembly line" style. The directors just film some scenes based on some template/checklist already stablished by the studio and then other people just build the film with all the VFX which are done separately.

[@1r0zz]

@@theguardian8317 And the vfx scenes are seemingly done in a week and rendered on a ps3...

[@1r0zz]

Well, Disney movies are a collection of obsolete 20ies sexist cliché when they try to be woke... So...

[@Heliosphan15]

Even if done well the female directors keep getting pigeonholed (they can only make superhero movies that are a female vehicle). I think there is an upcoming marvel movie that is finally breaking that trend, but it’s insulting how long it took.

[@zeroinifnite5730]

Why did everyone dislike the video? I thought the nude pics were done in a tasteful way

[@jorgamund07]

The dislikes are because there wasn't enough of them.

[@ramonoski]

Yeah, but they were Mr Plinkett's. (slide whistle)

[@InvaderWakkoReborn]

I thought the nudes were fine until they mentioned they were taken during their teaching career.

[@MrHendrix17]

Because I don't come here for tasteful

[@seangiglio]

They were fine until he started getting to the ones he took at that elementary school

[@ltrey33]

I didn’t understand the dislikes until I realized Shatner has 83,000 KZbin accounts.

[@tamapajamas]

😂

[@iamcdj_]

The Boomer fight continues…

[@SidneyBroadshead]

It's because Shatner keeps forgetting his account login.

[@NaCk210]

I didn't get the dislike ratio until I realized the last 5 minutes of this review were unedited footage of 9/11.

[@AuspexAO]

And there's my like. That happened 20 years ago. People were making fun of grumpy Vietnam vets in the 90s. I think the statute of limitations on making 9/11 jokes is up. Edit: I hate you so much that you suckered me into that, Naaquh.

[@joejoe2658]

it broke new buildings.

[@mmike855]

Hahah! Which episode did Jay say that? I've been searching for it.

[@capfer77018]

@@mmike855 That was from the review of Movie 43

[@Boredman567]

Hasn't youtube hidden the number of dislikes on the whole site?

[@pjohns123]

After watching this movie, she would probably have survived the fall in End Game.

[@kaykutcher2103]

Marvel characters are like cats with nine lives.

[@Nite-Mite]

You mean Endgame?

[@pjohns123]

@@Nite-Mite thanks, right.

[@brennanbarber7469]

Oh my god that is a great point. I didn’t even think about that

[@00DayMan00]

Let's just assume there was a magic death forcefield. Marvel has already hit the point of crazy comic book insanity, they need to pull it back a bit

[@connorlonergan4967]

I didn't understand why there were so many dislikes until Mike mistakenly called the Austrian Alps "the Australian Alps," good to see some fellow geographers out there who won't stand for such inaccuracies

[@johnhassen6191]

I too found that quite upsetting! Also when he was sharing the premise for the Berlin Syndrome movie it made we wonder if the journalist was actually Australian or possibly Austrian because of that!

[@Ronkyort0dox]

I wondered if there were mountains in Australia that were called "Alps", but Australia is mostly desert!

[@todd8398]

There is an Australian Alps, but it's really just Ayers Rock

[@willrbrennan]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Alps

[@dasvaki]

@@willrbrennan My gosh, it IS the Australian Alps! It even stars Australian Abbie Cornish! Think how much tourism the Australian Alps must miss out on 'cuz of misunderstandings like this!

[@tjmorrisiv]

My daughter loved and was inspired so much by this strong female hero she asked if SHE could get a hysterectomy!

[@viddork]

That's hysterical!

[@tiyenin]

@@viddork I did what you see there. ORIGIN OF HYSTERIC 1650-60;

[@sheikbombalot5781]

GIRLS GET IT DONE!!

[@mawile3037]

bruuuuhhh, outta there

[@Independantfellow]

And could she?

[@jakeparker918]

Didn't understand the dislikes until Mike admitted to and proved that he is the Zodiac Killer, and Jay applauded him for it

[@neamtz]

I clapped when Michael admitted to being the Zodiac killer!

[@mcbanana9378]

IT BROKE NEW GROUUUUND!!!!!!!

[@tukkek]

"IT BROKE NEW GROUND" (in the serial killing industry)!

[@Dr0dd]

I feel like nowadays that just would get him more fans.

[@robbyduffy1]

Explained at 43:40

[@MrJkbravo3]

I didn't understand the dislike ratio until I heard Mike say, "Harvey Weinstein was my childhood hero, and still is..."

[@Dragon555]

I thought you were joking but Rich just stood up and walked out at that point. 🤣

[@tHeInEvItAbLePaRtY]

I disliked it because Mike tried to tell us that Rich isn't that old after all. Hack frauds! We all know Rich is the oldest man to have ever been old!

[@MrCowman57]

Wait is that actually the reason why the dislike ratio is so high

[@MrCowman57]

@@HackedUpForBarbeque thank you just got to that part. Fucking love this channel.

[@alexsilva28]

I see your Gray Ghost reference

[@holycow818181]

I didn't get the dislikes, until they got to the part of the video where Mike put on a full KKK outfit complete with a hood, and said "Just to be clear, this outfit is not intended as satire or as an edgy joke. This is a sincere expression of my beliefs."

[@legtendgav556]

Classic Mike

[@vladgina]

The funny part is that even if he did this we would all still understand and know that it's still a joke so him doing this wouldn't actually lead to all those downvotes.

[@All4Tanuki]

I saw that part, and I *still* don't get the dislikes :/

[@KaptajnKaffe]

Yea, singing Erika was really pushing it that much further!

[@MrJust2times]

Good ol' days where dislikes could be seen.

[@khudspeth6467]

The hardest part about watching your reviews is how literally all of your ideas are better and more fun that what happens in the actual movies.

[@humblecanadian4206]

This is why I stopped watching movies and just watch them watch them because its far more entertaining "I keep wanting to say Scarlet Witch"

[@houseofleaves126]

@@humblecanadian4206 hmm, the goal of their channel probably wasn’t to make people stop watching movies..

[@TheLoos3Goos33]

@@houseofleaves126 This channel didn't make people want to stop watching movies. Hollywood did a great job of that themselves.

[@sanders555]

The opening to Black Widow sincerely was a masterpiece. If you haven't seen the movie, at least watch the opening credits. I really wanted the rest of the film to be just as good. I didn't like it... but I didn't hate it.

[@nwoizaakgoldmann4519]

@@sanders555 A Masterpiece... sure. And Resident Evil 6 is the best movie ever

[@ninjaturtlefan2003]

I didn’t understand why everyone was disliking this video until they did a live hysterectomy

[@walterverwalter5709]

On Rich Evans nonetheless! Ay, dios mío.

[@Roflologist]

That poor cat

[@carlf.2776]

"-and they rip out ALL of your reproductive organs. They just get right in there, so you can't have babies."

[@ElBigSancho]

It was hyster-iCal!

[@spillanegottleib1681]

Here's something: If someone watching this video hates the content, is about to dislike, then hears Mike say to please give a dislike, should they click the "like" button out of spite?

[@daftbanna7202]

This is exactly the type of movie I want to watch the half in the bag but not the actual movie

[@scott972]

It's like poetry

[@theutilitymonster2615]

Yeah, I have no desire whatsoever to see this.

[@Khazuki_]

isn't that every movie?

[@lucasgrezaud6582]

cant put it any better than that!

[@Yojinj]

And i just watched it today (without giving munmunz to disney) to enjoy half in the bag more afterwards. I feel dirty now.

[@graf1k]

I like that Mike & Jay's frame of reference for secret assassins who don't know they are assassins is the original Naked Gun and not The Manchurian Candidate. Just more proof these are men of culture.

[@liamhorton7629]

I’m just surprised Mike didn’t bring up a Star Trek episode

[@FinalLevelBoss]

@@liamhorton7629 to be fair Mike did mention Data when referring to Feige and Disney. So there's that.

[@AgentPothead]

I mean, TMC came out in 1962, they probably weren't even alive yet. Except Rich. Rich is eternal.

[@conormeehan.]

@@AgentPothead rich was definitely an English monarch, Russian dictator and Japanese emperor throughout his expansive life

[@SidneyBroadshead]

@@AgentPothead It's the power of his Type III Diabetes.

[@TheRealJabbergeist]

Me personally, I was confused about the dislikes until they admitted that The Nerd Crew was actually their only non-satirical video series. Very cool

[@Cesmust]

I’ve never disliked an RLM video before, but Mike refusing to refer to the main character as anything but “the [‘N’ word] Widow” was genuinely shocking.

[@alexsilva28]

It broke new ground

[@spillanegottleib1681]

I LTQ'ed

[@RandomVideoApparatus]

But I am black male and I clap

[@jagerzaku9160]

I can’t believe Mike shouted “white power”

[@FathDaniel]

@@jagerzaku9160 He already expressed his appreciation of Palpatine's non-human policies, why should this surprise you?

[@videogamenostalgia]

Little kids don't want to be Black Widow for Halloween any more, they want to be Rich Evans

[@k.b.9270]

Yeah, my son wants to be Dick the Birthday Boy all the time XD

[@dc9662]

OH MY GAAAWWD!!!

[@Zuzzy4399]

sounds like Halloween is getting too sexy

[@donnylurch4207]

@@k.b.9270 Get him the shirt, then go trick-or-treating with him while you're dressed as Billy Bob, the Showbiz Pizza bear.

[@FishTacosTonite]

This is how you know their is no God.

[@inciaradible7144]

I was surprised about the dislike ratio, but after Mike's 20 minute rant about Harvey Weinstein's innocence I have to say I can see why.

[@rideontime8591]

Based

[@NebMunb]

Well how can a man be guilty of anything against a woman if he's the dominant sex on the planet? Based and self pilled

[@TheMrBigJeff]

Read this comment literally seconds before Mike’s rant and was like “Mike’s rant about- no way… Oh shit!” And immediately disliked the video: very big surprise, I agree; can’t believe the video doesn’t have more dislikes though.

[@jaythehulkmoeller6648]

What dislike ratio?

[@inframatic]

@@jaythehulkmoeller6648 My brother disliked the KZbin Rewind 2021 video and we haven’t seen him since.

[@Herv3]

This video is the primary reason I will be upset at youtube if there are no no more dislikes.

[@ryanmcclure8868]

I'm from the future and it sucks

[@jasonseipler2665]

Totally

[@Chance57]

This video is the primary reason they're doing it. Not because companies like Activision Blizzard paid them big time to stop the public embarrassment whenever they do embarrassingly stupid stuff.

[@Herv3]

@@Chance57 I doubt what you're saying.

[@Chance57]

@@Herv3 Good

[@saytobelwyyn]

I love that Mike confused Captain Marvel's origin story with Dark Phoenix because it straight up doesn't matter

[@SimonBuchanNz]

He got the space ship and magic space dust explosion, close enough.

[@puellanivis]

@@SimonBuchanNz Right, but the magic space dust was in the space ship for Captain Marvel, and it’s the crash that got her exposed. … right? OMG, did I also already forget the movie, and I actually kind of liked it?

[@vladmomot5058]

But Dark Phoenix is actually a good dramatic little movie, and CapMar, welllll...

[@frankmerker630]

I think it’s funny because I’m pretty sure he is a big X-men fan because he seems super familiar with the lore

[@gavinlombard9970]

Jay not even knowing the difference either since he agreed with Mike was just the icing on the cake of indifference to bland female superheroes

[@larryminzy]

Only Black Widow would be a side character in her own movie

[@drewmantia]

Black panther kind of was in his movie

[@Devire666]

Wasn't Max the same in the last Mad Max?

[@Chris-yz7cs]

Have you seen Loki yet? That show is eh.....definitely a tv show.

[@VonDiesel3768]

@@Chris-yz7cs By episode 5 it has felt more like a Loki show, but yeah, for most of it, it's felt like a TVA show where you could replace Loki with any other Marvel character and it be the same show. Interesting tactic. Hey random MCU thought, but Eternals looks like it's gonna suck, doesn't it?

[@VonDiesel3768]

I'll be Hawkeye's gonna be a side character in his series.

[@luckylanno]

These jokes about the dislike ratio held up really well...

[@surprisedchar2458]

I sure hope someone was fired for that blunder.

[@aarondavis8943]

@@waywardmind The worst thing was when they stopped showing the number of scissors in each video.

[@cradiculous]

@@waywardmind This video wasn't the only victim. The "Perfectly balanced as all things should be" Thanos quote upload also lost the perfectly balanced like/dislike ratio people were working hard to maintain. KZbin sucks.

[@NoahWolfWiseKingWolf]

@@cradiculous the futurama one was first

[@Sandux930]

@@NoahWolfWiseKingWolf the "i have no strong feelings one way or the other" video

[@DLNOT]

"It's about family, and that's what so powerful about it." - Dominic Toretto

[@whiteobama3032]

Or was it Chriss Watts?

[@escalatingbarbarism5096]

I still can't believe how bad that final fight in Black Panther looked.

[@jrd33]

It has become the yardstick by which other crap CGI fight scenes are measured. It actually looks like a "Director's Cut" extra where they never finished the scene but included it on the disc for completeness.

[@leopoldbuttersstotch277]

I have seen more realistic looking animals in video games, compared to those fucking rhinos lmao.

[@Patrix8558]

@@jrd33 well, in their defense, they had to completely re-do it whole in like, two weeks? so hats off to how it looks in such a short time.

[@jacobesnard]

And it’s hard to reshoot a good fight scene when your lead actor is in a gripping battle for his life.

[@StriderWolf]

the reason for it, and why 70% of all marvel movies is nothing but CGI is because costume designers, makeup artists, explosive technicians, and stunt actors, are all unionized and need to be treated and paid like actual human beings, but CGI, FX and VX studios arent unionized and are often outsourced to countries where unions dont exist. so they can save a ton of money by making everything CGI by using slave labor. isnt the magic of film making fun?

[@wideboi5179]

I didn't understand why everyone was disliking this video until Mike openly admitted he actually dispises Star Trek and the entirety of his knowledge is just Rich holding cue cards off camera.

[@Artisticmonkey2]

I, for one, was shocked and appalled

[@quarterburnt]

How you know Mike is a 'fake' Star Trek fan. - Will often say "I really love this episode" and when you look at his TV its an episode of Babylon 5. - Invites you over to his house to check out his Star Trek DVD collections and it's just VHS copies of Nukie. - When you ask about his favorite series he responds by doing a series of skillful backflips to distract you from the question. - Keeps a secret diary with "I HATE STAR TREK AND I NEVER WATCH IT" written on every page.

[@darrengordon-hill]

Thanks for the spoiler - not sure I can handle watching it; disliked

[@justinmcdaniel7419]

I gained a newfound respect for him.

[@dannyboy_m3821]

@@quarterburnt This is my new favourite comment on the KZbin website.

[@helloitismetomato]

KZbin is phasing out the dislike count, starting today (they also just announced it today), and this video immediately came to mind. So for posterity: Like count: 19725. Dislike count: 96364. 80% dislikes. (Also, 11101 comments.)

[@c-puff]

Thank you for your service (￣ー￣)ゞ (today I learned there is no proper 'salute' emoji)

[@heh_boaner]

@@c-puff incorrect o7

[@Kimnicpat]

November 29 and they've now hidden the amount of dislikes.

[@micahpaulsen3940]

Was looking for this comment. You’re doing Gods work my friend

[@JoseMolina-jz9hh]

Nice posterior..!

[@johnsensebe3153]

You know, with how Black Widow falls several stories without serious injury multiple times in this movie, maybe she's still alive.

[@johnsensebe3153]

@@happyhammer1 You never know. These types of lawsuits are just business. If she can make Disney money in the future, she could be back. Natasha could wake up and go, "WTF, Barton? You couldn't climb down and check for a pulse?"

[@jacobopelaez9147]

Mike completely forgetting the existence of the Captain Marvel movie, is the perfect summary of that film

[@Olebull93]

Blank Window, a useless past time.

[@FloorFerret]

I enjoyed the like 1/2 buddy cop movie of Captain Marvel. I didnt care much about the rest. Which is basically the same as this movie. Liked the family stuff, red guardian, etc. But it lost me with the invulnerability and action.

[@Olebull93]

@@FloorFerret it took 300 weeks to establish that everyone is a clone. And at this point I realy wanted Natasha to die.

[@robertfitzgerald3118]

Hear hear...

[@gabrielbrown4764]

"I don't care if I'd recommend this movie or not" is the best thing I've ever heard from this channel.

[@Heliosphan15]

This feels like the end of an era hearing that. What a wild ten year journey this has been.

[@Endocrom]

As of this day November 15th, 2021 KZbin hasn't removed the dislike counter. For posterity the current count is: *19,814 likes to 96,838 dislikes* I did my part!

[@Rick586]

Thank you for catalogueing the achievement of this community.

[@Randomheart0]

19k vs 97k as of Nov 21st 2021

[@luiginastro8831]

November 3rd, 2022: *23,224 likes* to *106,478 dislikes*

[@goonsquad8258]

I thought I was a fan of RLM until Mike literally read off the entirety of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion and said he wholeheartedly believed every word.

[@matiasfpm]

Based and Redpilled 😎

[@DaxSchaffer]

I am shook by the fact that Mike mentioned a film called "Lore," then shortly thereafter brought up Data without working in some sort of joke about Data's brother, Lore.

[@PKFireFawx]

jonesing for more Mike's Star Trek obsession that you preemptively notice the references before he actually makes them

[@Trevin_Taylor]

Noticing things before they happen is just like that episode of TNG where they were caught in the time loop and Data had to send a message to himself thru the loop.

[@ian12346]

I like Picard’s on again/off again girl, Vag. 😁

[@marcusg3824]

Shut up Wesley A line from that episode

[@PKFireFawx]

@@PatricioMarino you might not have noticed but your brain did

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

Somewhere in the script to this movie is written the line "then the explosion pushes her away to safety".

[@jpembo1454]

There's an explosion and BW running away from it towards a (VERY THICK) window. The window is blown out by the explosion before BW reaches it, so BW can jump out unaffected by the explosion. I gotta say, I kinda love it.

[@VultureClone]

XD

[@TubeEamo]

Explosions are altruistic by nature.

[@KnuckleHunkybuck]

@@jpembo1454 If the shockwave were to blow out a window _in front_ of her, it should have already reached her and caused all kinds of soft tissue damage and wrought all the havoc that an explosion will on the human body before she or the shockwave were even able to reach the window. But regardless, I was more specifically referring to 1:41.

[@Not_an_alligator]

This is, unironically, one of the funniest comments I've read

[@thepremisevideoessays]

Well KZbin removing the dislike ratio ruins the entire gimmick of this video

[@mattwetmore3820]

Hey wow, look at all the likes this video has. Everyone must have enjoyed it, that's so nice.

[@ethanbosch3227]

when I'm watching without a dislike counter and I missed out on the joke :(

[@neryrivera6305]

@@ethanbosch3227 The video has 103,000 dislikes

[@devilmaycrysarockingdontcome]

@@neryrivera6305 why?

[@devilmaycrysarockingdontcome]

This is what happens when you comment before finishing

[@UnscannableDrew]

Mike spontaneously mentions Data right after reading a plot synopsis about a girl named Lore. He didn't notice, but his brain did.

[@alexdebling1564]

I think things like that are just a natural reflex for him at this point, like farting. Mike has farted so much Trek knowledge that it just falls out of his mouth without him even noticing.

[@todd8398]

There must be a list somewhere that lists the "Trek Point" for each video: the time stamp at which Mike makes a Trek reference.

[@LowQualityCheese]

I'm surprised by the lack of comments having to do with the fact a sword randomly falls from out of nowhere during their review.

[@kahnu893]

Underrated comment

[@fiffo416]

12:54

[@kahnu893]

@@fiffo416 You legendary beautiful bastard! I appreciate you taking the time to do what I was to lazy to do but was still willing to complain about! Thanks boss!

[@Kidd724]

Rich Evans was hiding on the ceiling

[@sebastianmitderaxt203]

well, its not like the movie had them on the EGDE of their seats, or anything. Or maybe they get lazy and start CUTTING corners.

[@flyingsaucerfoundation2766]

If Mike were a supervillain, he’d be The Flaskmaster

[@SSky06]

Underrated comment.

[@belinskiparadox7687]

The Jagerbomber

[@MisteRRYouTuby]

I didn’t understand the dislikes until Mike and Jay fixed Mr. Plinkett’s VCR.

[@Xcaliber241]

Man I didn't understand why this video got so many dislikes until I saw Mike and Jay come out in blackface at the end. Woof...

[@jorgamund07]

I saw that and I still don't understand the dislikes.

[@bardexclaim6815]

The FOURTH type of clown makeup, thanks T-Bone.

[@ButtonMasherReal]

You don't understand, they were just demonstrating their idea for an ethnically diverse Black Widow.

[@apostolosfilippos]

I would like it then. Love all the unsulting jokes !

[@JG-zs8tr]

👊🏿👊🏿

[@walrusaurelius4801]

As Hollywood continues to collapse, Half in the Bag is slowly merging with Best of The Worst

[@Marinealver]

I think Rise of Skywalker would be eligible if it were released on VHS.

[@walrusaurelius4801]

@@Marinealver Welp, time for me to get a VCR

[@alesin1992]

@@walrusaurelius4801 If you get yourself a broken one I know a couple of guys that can fix it for you.

[@StarAgeReactionary]

A fitting merger, indeed.

[@gelatinouse.beanmire7052]

Look, all I'm saying is to pivot your channel from movies, tv, etc. to becoming a k-pop boy band, is alot to throw on your fan base and might isolate older fans, but, I'd be dammed if the demo at end didn't bring me back around to the idea

[@SlantsDraws]

the fact they decided to style themselves after female groups, miniskirts and all, helped.

[@SamuelMorales1]

amazing that even though they requested everyone dislike this video it somehow still has 0 dislikes

[@Apeforce1]

I was confused about the dislike ratio until I saw Mike Stoklasa at a grocery store in Milwaukee yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[@JH-zs6vh]

Joe Grogan strikes again

[@anthonyvays5786]

sneed

[@andrewkaanjr9505]

Where does that meme come from? I honestly want to know

[@CraigTalbert]

I would have just shouted from within earshot “hey, love your channel!” Then just wait and awkwardly stare and salivate in to a puddle until he slipped and broke a hip. Then I would be like “I’m so sorry, let me take you to the hospital” but I would really take him to my mountain cabin and lock him up like in Misery. I’d give him a lot of pain killers and make him watch FCC-mandated public affairs programming with me. Then I’d make him get my cat pregnant. Then I’d make him marry my cat which would make me his father-in-law and I’d demand to be on all of these shows or I’d have my cat withhold access to his human-feline hybrid children.

[@migamaos3953]

MonarchTrump?

[@H3Vtux]

I was confused about the dislikes until they revealed they've been the lead director of youtube rewind for the past 4 years.

[@cygil1]

I thought you meant the lead director of youtube rewind was responsible for all the dislikes.

[@shizno291]

Dude, this joke was fucking god tier. I’m fucking dead. Thank you for this, I needed this.

[@stephengrigg5988]

You guys got me. I was legitimately concerned they did something horrible and my heart was breaking. Leave it to Mike and jay to get negative reviews on their video for a laugh. Love these guys

[@Godzilla_Cheeze]

Wdym? The director of the movie? I doubt that's why.

[@elixwhitetail]

Dislikes still contribute to the algorithm as interactions, that's the little secret about people hate-disliking.

[@ShadowAkatora]

I didn't understand the dislikes until Mike said most of the RLM budget goes to funding the Taliban.

[@whitewampa2910]

November 26, 2021 Likes: 20,031 Dislikes: 97,693

[@justinmckinnon3716]

...thank u

[@aaannndreeesss000]

they should've done "black widow's bogus journey" where she has to escape from hell after End Game

[@BeczaBot]

I would watch that. ...probably.

[@Heliosphan15]

But that would be interesting.

[@lyppad9495]

Why would she be in hell? Edit: Oh yeah, the murdering

[@kyledrexel]

That's too interesting. And it would also touch on actual characters and locations in Marvel comics that the Marvel cinema folks probably don't want the casual MCU viewer to dwell on.

[@patrickthoma5320]

NOW THAT WOULD BE A SWEET MOVIE

[@RussianBot-xu7wl]

I've been following RLM for a decade at this point. I've watched every single video on the channel, many of them multiple times, but I had to leave my first ever dislike on this video as much as it pains me. I don't care how famous Rich Evans is - slavery is just wrong.

[@yasho1707]

Rich Evans is Based and Redpilled

[@kajmace]

I gotta say, that plantation owner costume he came up with looked pretty good tho

[@flyingurchin]

I cringed leaving that dislike.

[@RussianBot-xu7wl]

@@flyingurchin Same...

[@RussianBot-xu7wl]

@@fre967 I'm not sure of anything anymore.

[@amygdalist]

I disliked this video because at the end, both Mike and Jay both endorsed AND advocated for the expansion of child labor, specifically after their experience watching Black Widow. But now my dislike doesn’t count. My outrage has been silenced.

[@gauravkulkarni6368]

I was confused by the dislikes until I saw Mike admit that he was the ghostwriter for the Star Wars prequels.

[@Melbindoooo]

Wasn't it weird when Black Widow killed a 10 year old girl but then a decade later the girl didn't die and turned into a 41 year old woman?

[@NoNeedNoGreed]

Eastern European women age differently

[@DH2007able]

You’d be surprised how much getting blown up can make someone age faster than they should

[@mandodelorian4668]

@@DH2007able like reverse time dilation, yeah?

[@robertfitzgerald3118]

And became a man during fight scenes...

[@MarginalSC]

Taskmaster just watched a video of someone aging in fast forward.

[@hellopants123]

When Mike asked is this the first female led marvel movie my mind genuinely went to elektra before captain marvel lmao

[@cpoc2004]

You are too pure for this world

[@coosoorlog]

lol, you're wrong. it's red sonja. n00b.

[@joshflorence1998]

Who?

[@SlantsDraws]

@@coosoorlog Do they really own the rights or its a long term license?

[@coosoorlog]

@@SlantsDraws Don't know about the rights today. It was Marvel's Roy Thomas and Barry Windsor-Smith who created the character in the first place in 1973. Yes, the name and inspiration came from Robert E. Howard, but the character was completely different from the get-go.

[@wyattrussell7496]

Shout out to everyone who waited to watch it for free on Disney and just now made it to the review from 2 months ago.

[@dillonbernard6814]

Took me till just now. Only because hawkeye show ties into it. I will say that opening credits with Smells Like Teen Spirt was pretty good.

[@MattVargas]

I love the impression this creates of "Wow, people have really strong feelings about Black Widow"

[@MyThoughtsBelow]

I knew something fishy was going on because there's no way 73, 000 Marvel fans watched 45 mins of RLM.

[@Monsterassassin3]

What happened

[@luiginastro8831]

@@Monsterassassin3 I'm assuming you didn't watch the video

[@FlorGeneva]

@@luiginastro8831 I watched 5 minutes of it, then suddenly saw the dislike ratio and now I'm having a stroke. Gonna keep watching just to see why because I am actually intrigued now.

[@FlorGeneva]

OH MY FUCKING GOD AHAHAHHAAH

[@aidandavis7657]

@@FlorGeneva wait what happened I’m so lost?

[@leonbarker1433]

"I guess you're making this for 6 years olds... but you're also making it for 40 year old fat guys" - pure poetry from Stoklasa

[@Jose-se9pu]

Also true

[@Notepad37]

Just like the prequels

[@goldfishprime]

@@FlameOnTheBeat As Brie Larson would say, this movie isn't for you.

[@JoniHD99]

Sonic the Hedgehog-movie in a nutshell

[@emmy8526]

As a positive statement, this could be a tag line for these movies: “For 6 year-olds and fortysomething neckbeards alike!”

[@monk_0552]

It's so nice to see a video with 20 thousand likes. I bet this accurately reflects the viewer's reception to said video!

[@hollowowlyt]

I’m glad everyone swapped their dislikes to likes after their apology video about the beheading footage.

[@harryallsopp9136]

I found it funny that this movie makes it so in Ultron she's upset about her inability to have kids whilst continuing to wear the logo and signature weapons of the organisation that did it to her.

[@slang1517]

Yes! Why the hell would she keep the logo and code name given to her by Harvey Weinstein?

[@PALACIO254]

She has just lying around

[@itbesilly4544]

@@slang1517 Art imitates reality.

[@emmy8526]

Cause that’s what the action figure wears. Now available in the Disney gift shop! Pay no attention to the unfortunate implications!

[@Redmanticore]

" it is a clever allegory of how the people that first, by public pressure, fought against the patriarchy they were benefiting from for the first time, for a short time out of personal short gain, but are still succumbed to it inside of them as time passes, as they too, benefit from bowing to the structural violence in the long term. "

[@imtired1696]

I couldn't figure out why there were so many dislikes, and then I saw the included footage of Rich Evans attempting to steal a bunch of dinosaur DNA in a shaving cream can. What a prick.

[@MrLeo34]

Dodgson! We've got Dodgson here.

[@alexsilva28]

AH AH AHHHH... YOU DIDN'T MISPRONOUNCED THE MAGIC WORD... AH AH AHHH

[@fiddledotgoth]

Is just me that can only see the no. of likes...?

[@frankmerker630]

They really should have paid Rich more money, I hear Mike spares no expense on basically everything else

[@ErnestsLacis]

I'm confused reading the comments, what's a dislike?

[@SuperJ1337]

I was confused by the amount of dislikes until I got to the end of the video. I found it was a really odd choice to end the video on just 10 minutes of news footage of 9/11.

[@chazzmantis2279]

Nice callback to their video on movie 43

[@nada-sparrowsstones874]

I didn't understand all the dislikes until I got near the end and had to sit through Jay screaming at Mike for 20 minutes about how much he hates Star Trek.

[@olathianwhiskey416]

@@ThePenitentSquirrel what video were you watching? i had to stop early because jay was almost killing mike

[@jorgamund07]

I saw that and still don't understand the dislikes.

[@notmbr]

@@ThePenitentSquirrel hey bud, you come from stupid town?

[@hardy_har]

RLM's final verdict on Black Widow: "God Bless Leslie Nielsen"

[@marcinpomidor1226]

It's not Leslie!!! It's Enrico Pallazzo :D :D

[@spillanegottleib1681]

He's not the first Avenger, he's not the last Avenger. But, he is the best Avenger.

[@mikec3702]

😆

[@babaroga1192]

The sterilization part is really weird because that would actually lead to more nasty health issues I won’t get into to get a full hysterectomy

[@bryanekers3472]

I was a little surprised Jay and Mike were confused by that scene. I never got the impression the movie was making a big deal about the characters being sterilized as some kind of tragedy, or a misplaced attempt at gross-out humor. Rather, Natasha and Yelena were deliberately trying to make Alexei uncomfortable after _he'd_ made a sexist, jerkish comment about "that time of the month." Judging from his reaction it clearly worked, so he shut up and sat back down, which is what they wanted.

[@bencarlson4300]

Out of context, it’s really bad, and even in context it’s just unnecessarily tasteless to put that in the movie

[@uriahl2331]

@@bryanekers3472 kids are watching this with their parents mate; instead of just making David Harbor uncomfortable, they made the entire audience uncomfortable.

[@bryanekers3472]

@@uriahl2331 gadzooks, this movie about young women being forcibly indoctrinated into becoming spies and assassins might make some of the audience uncomfortable?! I'm shocked!

[@Zorlag]

Didn't know what all dislikes were about until I got to the ending where Mike is kneeling on Jay's neck while Jay's wearing blackface.

[@Jezzascmezza]

Kinda crazy that Naked Gun is one of the most consistently silly comedies of all time, and yet the villain had a better mind control plan/was more threatening that the villain in this movie.

[@highdefinition450]

She was just roasting him while he was beating her up, it was so weird.

[@AleK0451]

being a comedy doesn't mean you have to have stupid writing, it means you have to have very smart writing or it'll be terrible

[@McDoubleFunny]

because humor used to be a contest of intelligence. Now it's more about loud noises and making you feel uncomfortable. And if your coping mechanism to uncomfortableness isn't laughter, like idk...90% of humanity, then you're simply just a terrible person for not finding it funny.

[@johnsensebe3153]

The mind control element was actually borrowed from another movie.

[@stpastabeard]

@cedrick i think you might be one of the ten percent that thinks being uncomfortable is funny

[@Sophnar0747]

I currently don’t have 45 mins free, can someone please just tell me which Star Trek episode it’s like?

[@DDBurnett1]

The Naked Now

[@cheeseguru1017]

Blah blah “The Next Generation” blah blah “this episode” blah blah *Jay looks at camera*

[@nicholasspecialmusic]

Watch 1.75x

[@dickinslebutt4231]

Masks

[@billb0313]

Since it sucks I'm going with any episode of Star Trek Discovery. 👍

[@bunidanoable]

(12/17/2021) Current like / dislike count: *20,459 / 95,336*

[@TheMisanthropistTM]

Salut

[@TheElectricMayhem]

R.I.P. Dislike Counter: Now people won’t know before they watch that Mike had suggested publishing ALL diaries of slain little girls in war torn countries, a-la-Anne Frank

[@NightAtTheOpera3]

I came here to screencap it for posterity.

[@TheEddieslayer1]

@@NightAtTheOpera3 You must post

[@supermarioworldE]

I love that the first thing that comes to their minds when discussing the sleeper agent plot is The Naked Gun and not The Manchurian Candidate lol

[@thebaneofwhosright2438]

Or that episode of Star Trek TNG.

[@teddytensta]

Or zoolander

[@justincoleman3805]

Or the Manchurian Candidate. No, the other one.

[@drdoolittle8396]

or Possessor

[@eyeconqueror1185]

That's how my mind works as well haha

[@Philamilapeed]

Why does everyone dislike this video? Look, Jay admitting that he, Mike, and Rich are in a polygamous marriage is no reason to hate the video.

[@spillanegottleib1681]

"Now with Polygamy Pheromones"

[@debrachambers1304]

People didn't know that already?

[@coreypayne9401]

Absolutely not. In fact, it’s all the more reason to watch it. I’m just waiting for the “Three 50-Something Dudes Stick Things In Each Other’s Assholes” pornhub vid.

[@BuddhaJube]

@@coreypayne9401 Do not look that up even for curiousity sake.

[@moeskie]

43:40

[@rowedavis2630]

This truly was the biggest casualty of KZbin removing dislikes

[@Elmgren76]

Is Rich Evans still running that lab in Wuhan? Haven’t seen him since January 2020

[@TALCOLMINTHEMIDDLE]

Can't believe Mike missed the opportunity to mention Star Trek TNG Episode Mind's Eye when the Romulans brainwash Geordi Laforge to become an assassin

[@omnipocket3055]

He probably tried to and Jay threatened to walk offset

[@kidkangaroo5213]

@@omnipocket3055 Liar, Jay knows deep in his heart that the Star Trek references are the only reason why people still tune in

[@garrethflynn8118]

I was just thinking this

[@ALifeUnanalyzedIsALifeUnlived]

I believe Mike has mentioned that Star Trek episode in another episode, I could be mistaken, though.

[@jrkinnard1]

I see from all the dislikes that Shatner's Twitter attacks are finally having an impact.

[@DaniloSantosVieira]

i think he did this a funi joke

[@devlinbearra8897]

That was really funny.

[@sniffles8672]

you mess with bull you get horns

[@JH-zs6vh]

Shatner shat his pants

[@LongHairedLoser]

This video is why KZbin won't let you see the dislike count.

[@MrAlternateTheory]

doh - beat me to it. have a err like.

[@Seandeclanpatrick]

Well, KZbin has ruined a wonderful joke. Thanks a lot

[@dalemediagroup7203]

Didn’t understand the dislikes until Rich Evans personally walked into my house and punched me in the face

[@Shawouin]

That's why there's still a few likes!! ;)

[@johnaylward2015]

That's an honor!

[@Troels_T_Kjoeller]

You’re just lucky he forgot his rifle at home.

[@TolarianCommunityCollege]

Martin Scorsese: "Who are you? How'd you get in here?" Frank Drebin: "I'm an Avenger and I'm an Avenger."

[@MrAmobius]

Surprised to see the Professor on a RLM vid.

[@CoreysCards]

Hey Prof!

[@gavinhumphries7020]

What are YOU doing here??

[@DeSaxofoonVanPeter]

I see the College has opened a Department of Hack Fraudery, excellent

[@SanjuroSan]

Many youtubers ask, is it worth it to comment on a red letter media video?

[@liviuliviu5815]

congrats youtube, you also ruined this joke

[@CHilla415]

Just like everyone I was so confused about the dislikes and avoided the comments. I feel much better after finishing the episode, now knowing it was just because Mike will be directing Diamond Cobra vs. The White 2: The Uppity Up.

[@SamaelXII]

I absolutely cannot believe that Mike didn't bring up the TNG episode "The Mind's Eye" when they were talking about assassins who didn't know they were assassins.

[@pureevil9496]

He's either losing his edge or Jay used mind-controlling gas to limit the amount of Star Trek references he's allowed to make every hour

[@thesupermonad1332]

@@pureevil9496 LMAO

[@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786]

So that's why there's this many dislikes

[@brianbarrigar4696]

That will probably be in the directors cut of this episode.

[@jackkingsby116]

This is the first video that he didn't bring up tng this episode

[@CommanderGiantPanda]

You know, everyone criticizes self insert characters for being lazy and egotistical but i really appreciated Disney’s accurate representation of themselves in this movie as an exploitative, power hungry, Marty S. looking, smelly studio exec!

[@jacobp8294]

If Hollywood is good at anything, it's accurately portraiting scummy producers. To be fair, almost every writer, director, actor and producer has delt with scummy producers before.

[@g.sergiusfidenas6650]

@@jacobp8294 or are scummy themselves, they have a lot of material at hand for inspiration.

[@frogredstar3864]

I am extremely offended that you'd use such profane words describing movie studios; They smell alright.

[@CommanderGiantPanda]

They are so stinky that you would have to slam your nose on a wooden desk in order to fight them.

[@TulilaSalome]

:D

[@0hMyGandhi]

6:30 I love how Mike is unsure how to pronounce her last name while giving her an entirely different first name.

[@super.somarion]

😆

[@datadata96]

At first I didn't understand why everyone dislikes this video, until I didn't see the dislike count anymore since Google blocked it.

[@RamsayCanton]

The numbers of dislikes gave me nostalgia of Nerd Crew.

[@agoldenage9918]

I miss that podcast.

[@thelardhana]

At the end of the video they asked for it

[@frankmerker630]

Ah I see. It makes sense now

[@mr.guydude]

@@SaintMecha You could say that about the Nerd Crew one too.

[@pynkmouth]

Why are there so many? Seemed like a normal RLM review

[@youngsandwichgaming9071]

A new Half in the Bag for a brand new Marvel movie. The world is finally healing.

[@kissaninja9700]

healing from what?

[@marc-antoinemarcoux697]

not for long Im afraid

[@franconius85]

healing at the cost of mike and jay's sanity

[@dyveira]

So we can get back to talking about a bunch of movies that are all fundamentally the same.

[@lanceFin85]

It will get worse.

[@sethhale235]

This video is the greatest tragedy suffered by the death of the dislike.

[@StephanosBlack]

Was this the REAL reason KZbin removed the dislike counter? Have to protect their RLM superstars from all this raging hatred...

[@smirky101]

I can't believe that marvel actually blew up a martin scorcese effigy in their movie. Thanks for pointing that out guys, now i can't unsee it!

[@frankmerker630]

That’ll show him

[@JoniHD99]

They Midsommar’d him

[@awebb274]

Jay was right he's way more Harvey Weinstein

[@darknativity42]

He looked more like if Mike got to play his caricature of a sleazy Hollywood exec

[@frankmerker630]

He looks like what David O Russel will look like in 20 years

[@davefillion3493]

"An assassin who doesn't know he's an assassin" Like when the Romulans captured Geordi in TNG. How'd Mike not mention this?

[@worf7271]

I think he hasn't seen that episode /s

[@jbarb9987]

Or when O'Brien's clone was supposed to kill an ambassador in DS9

[@UlshaRS]

They also reviewed Possessor on Half in the Bag. Quarantine catch up 5 of 2. Which is about an assassin controlling people by implant to make them the acting assassin in a hit. They never know they are the killer and she has them commit suicide by gun to the head to cover her tracks.

[@SimulacraMan]

Hey, they’ve dropped golden opportunities before, like when Rich and Mike could’ve dropped a Shoji Tabuchi ref while talking about Star Trek Picard but never did. The aids are getting to them

[@TheAndy25026]

Dementia

[@StephenArgonneProd]

Welp, that joke about the dislike ratio aged like milk

[@c-puff]

I came back to rewatch this video and was like “why did I dislike this???” And then I remembered the last 10 minutes was a preview of Mike’s “Exploding Varmints” big budget remake.

[@ericgulseth74]

The 11k likes are from people who didn't see what Rich Evans did at the end.

[@sir0nion]

He pronounced a word right, so I disliked the video.

[@Krushnow]

@@sir0nion Hey man, don't diss, folding chable is a hard word to pronounce.

[@Zodroo_Tint]

Idiot.

[@walterverwalter5709]

Absolutely despicable. Only Rich Evans would do something like that.

[@AnomalyINC]

@@walterverwalter5709 Truly a terrible day for Canada, and therefore the world.

[@tommiar3409]

It's like explosions are whoopie cushions in this movie. Everyone just gets very slightly injured by them

[@jackrichardson4089]

Don't forget the car accidents. Scarlett Johansson gets thrown around like a ragdoll and treats it like she's been in a bumper car

[@Maxx64266]

I think you're using whoopie cushions wrong...

[@mm5929]

*fartbag

[@TheKoboldHoard]

Hashtag fartbag

[@DDBurnett1]

Well, explosions are as frequent as farts in these movies, so I guess characters need to feel embarassed and excuse themselves if they cause one.

[@jstarwars360]

Thanks to KZbin's latest update, future generations will be befuddled by the comments section.

[@TheDCbiz]

Wow KZbin had to hide the dislikes from what mike said to jay about how he cooked and ate rich evans