Reese gave malcolm the hickey

[@walterwhite1700]

Feed jessica to the wendigos

[@andygoldsmith9449]

already did. yet saved the rest of them.

[@LoonMakeYou]

to the wendigo

[@aa-ze5cz]

looool. Until Dawn was such a great game.

[@robotzombie4754]

Reese turned into a vampire when he attacked malcom 😂

[@Squirrel36]

And feed Lois too!

[@HeavyOrdnance]

He watched ten or twelve of those videos for his brother, Reese a real one

[@submizeddubz5134]

Most definitely

[@submizeddubz5134]

Reese would do anything for Malcolm despite their continuous conflict

[@thenotoriousgrape6175]

dude ur the unabomber

[@arnoldpalmer2241]

Haha yeah he di- WAAAIIIIT you’re the Unabomber!

[@Mike.325]

Facts

[@horrorvictim]

"No one calls me gay" Proceeds to give his brother a hickey... That is oddly the most straight guy thing.

[@arturofernandez9604]

😂😂😂

[@Solisium-Channel]

Desperate things call for desperate measures I guess loll

[@micahbush5397]

It's not gay if it's incest, I guess.

[@LunarSault23]

It's not gay when it's for revenge?

[@denerobbins6563]

he's that stupid he doesn't see the irony in his actions :)

[@marialoveshiphopp]

"Malcolm check out what they're doing in that movie and tell me you're not gay. " 😭🤣🤣🤣

[@diegopinon5275]

Reese may be bi-sexual

[@YEOsCanal]

well you have seen 10 or 12 parts before well maybe you are just loyal

[@Willams1996]

She is lucky she got off so easily Malcom and Reese are both ruthless and smart when it comes to revenge

[@JannikSohn]

Not sure if that was all, this was their plan on how to make her loose Lois support

[@TheChildProblem]

They get their revenge in Malcolm the later years threesome

[@ladyfire44]

Except, Lois figured out that Malcolm and Reese set Jessica up and probably grounded both much worse by making them cater to her each time she comes over

[@rafaelhakimian6873]

@@ladyfire44 I saw the ending 2 this myself. It seems Lois doesn't mind they tricked her. The last scene shows them reverting 2 their sibling rivalry

[@ladyfire44]

They probably got grounded off screen still. Hal warned Malcolm and Reese to come up with a better story.

[@brianshoman1723]

Absolute respect for Lois in this episode, she knows everything

[@ladyfire44]

Which is why Hal warned the boys to come up with a better cover story. He knows Lois too well

[@humorpalanta]

@@ladyfire44 Of course because Hal trained her. The boys got their habits from Hal. He is an idiot. If Lois is not around for a second Hal immediately loses it and goes destructive and lies to Lois :D

[@intuitivelymagician2076]

My mom has always been that even the girl that broke my heart she knew everything

[@cab63868386]

yep she is such a pro she can completely think 6 months in advance lol XD

[@Solisium-Channel]

All good moms are like that, trust me. They'll spank you but never tell a lie even if it hurts them and they don't shy away from apologizing to their kids when they themselves mess up.

[@jsantiago9485]

Love how they were both being awkward but supportive of the thought the other might be gay. Very sweet.

[@meline4524]

the best part of this episode is when they were both dancing to abba to prove to each other theyre accepting their brothers sexuality lol. one of my fave episde

[@zapkvr]

It was lovely

[@karinaroman4896]

XD

[@prashneetmani]

If you change your mind...

[@pawel19677]

How lovely 😂

[@spiderboy-db5us]

@@prashneetmani take a chance on meeeee

[@nicolassalazar4642]

He straight up grabbed him like a vampire

[@robotzombie4754]

And malcom didnt even fight it wtf😂

[@mmorrisey5636]

Hayden is so good here. Didn't realize it was her at first. That laugh is gold.

[@haydenthornton5238]

That's my name as well which is cool to see. who wouldn't love to see thier name in credits of movies and shows though. hated her character for being so insensitive to them this episode but yes wonderful acting. I can only imagine what she was thinking about to laugh like that.

[@zapkvr]

@@haydenthornton5238 She was in Racing stripes. It was terrible

[@ryanthesonicfan2106]

@@zapkvr and the voice of the zebra was too it was Malcolm

[@silverkitty2503]

amazing

[@aslan9334]

don't know who she is

[@tuckerino7639]

"I turn pro 20 years ago..." I lost my shit 🤣🤣🤣

[@mrbrainbob5320]

I don't get it plz explain

[@thewizardofoz511]

​​@@mrbrainbob5320 meaning she been through it all and have pretty much seen it all when it comes to BS😄.. in some ways I can even relate to Lois and come up like that to certain people you have to let people know that you can see their BS and then just by them knowing usually they'll approach you differently because they know you have a high IQ.. I love how Lois really never over reacts episode which is a rarity for her overall but the older you get the better you learn how to deal with different situations where you don't have to yell or show anger all the time which is where your wisdom starts kicking in.. It's quite the art of talent to develop tbh😁.. and then when you develop it it's all about perfecting it over time

[@jerrysashYT]

@@mrbrainbob5320 I’ll Keep it simple 20 years ago = Francis 😂🫵🏾

[@Blue_Happiness]

Who asked?!

[@Mrslykid1992]

Vendetta! How can you ... VENDENTTA!!! Yes Reese Vendetta

[@Mii.2.0]

*V for Vendetta.*

[@LunarSault23]

I was surprised to hear reese use a big word

[@MaxP374]

😂😂😂 i don't remember him yellin V!

[@damiananguiano5295]

He saw ten or twelve. That's how u know he isn't gay. He tried it ten or twelve times and he didn't like it haha

[@SynthApprentice]

Hey, he had to make sure it was good enough for his brother.

[@truffle6082]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Timjc-hr3zt]

Watch that your gay

[@lucasgagliardi433]

And so both of them realise they're more decent than they thought: they (almost) found something about the other one they wouldn't dare to make fun of. Crude and funny at the same time: this show in a nutshell.

[@theimprovedmama3288]

How siblings are. You will fight and argue but you know what makes each other feel really insecure. If your sibling loves you they won’t touch what your truly insecure about.

[@antithoughtpolice7497]

Or like when Reese found out his only friend, he thought was into him, was a lesbian. Then he was so happy they were buddies and right back where they started XD

[@devinpaul9026]

This show wasn't HALF as crude as it would have you think-- it was a genuinely SMART show about FAIRLY smart characters who had a lot of crude TRAITS in spite of themselves. The point isn't that CRUDITY is funny, it's that people who should be above it still aren't, and that occasionally those who SHOULDN'T be (Reece) sometimes are.

[@1994Powerslave]

That short cut to Hal and 2:53 gives this scene so much authenticity. I mean, my brain believes without a doubt that's a real family and Bryan Cranston is their dad.

[@JOHNNYCFC18]

Hopefully not a meth cook who secretly works for a cartel boss who has his own chicken restaurant on the side 😉

[@jacobxa]

Reese’s surprise face looking at her so his mom can see is 😂

[@briandemetrio2099]

“Naughty pool boys 3” 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@PS5Pro2024]

We all seen it

[@truffle6082]

😂😂😂😂

[@haydenthornton5238]

Got to hand it to Reese for smarts in this episode. Not only did he have more insight than Malcolm to pick up that Jessica was saying he's gay, but he worked better with the gay dance and the gay movie thing was pretty nice if he watched about a dozen of those for him while Malcolm just got a pamphlet. sure the pamphlet seems well thought out but he could just read it and be done while Reese put in effort for watching gay movies. the cherry on top was the hickey plan, he knew Lois was way too controlling of Malcolm to ever have a girlfriend she didn't approve of. he came up with that plan in one second on the spot too. well done Reese 👏👏👏👏👏🙌 Edit: also the vendetta was pretty funny too, who knew Reese knew what vendetta meant

[@SynthApprentice]

Reese might not be as smart as his brothers, but he's still pretty smart. Louis and Hal just gave up on him when they saw that his role model was Francis, so he gave up on himself when he learned that he couldn't ever do anything to stop them from seeing him as a delinquent.

[@haydenthornton5238]

@@SynthApprentice no one should have given up on Reese. I'll admit he is a huge trouble maker and not academically brilliant, but he has provn himself to be a cullinary genius for cooking skills, comes up with really fun games (old mrs old for reference from malcolm), and in moments like this episode has proven, can be brilliant on the spot. his main problem is that he isn't motivated to do well. when he moved out in Kicked Out he did better with his grades simply because he actually focused. his life skills were terrible because he spent so much money on things he didn't need, like buying new clothes instead of washing his ones, a gong in his bathroom, and a new fridge just for the ice or something dumb like that. Reese just needs proper motivation with some common sense thrown in and he can do well for himself.

[@ladyfire44]

The differences between Francis and Reese was this. After emancipating himself and leaving Marlin, Francis learned a lot of life lessons while in Alaska. He started maturing by saving his money and became an actual adult. He defended Pete and let Artie and Eric know how their prank hurt his feelings. Late season 3 and into season 4 gave Francis the best development because he started growing up into his own person. He realized that despite his fights with Lois, she cared a great deal about him and vice versa. On the other hand, Reese had no intentions of changing his ways. No matter what Lois did to motivate him to be a better person, he was going to be the same delinquent he is. Hal accepted that Reese was hopeless after his last attempt to motivate him in Reese Cooks. It took Lois three tries for her to finally accept that he wasn't going to care about his future and gave up on him. Remember his role model aside Francis(in his rebellious years before season 3) is Ida and he has a lot of her evil traits. So, Hal made arrangements with Hodges to have Reese work at his former school as a janitor. He knew Reese would be happy in a place where he can work hard and enjoy the simple things in life.

[@LameBoii2Suave]

i had to look it up

[@rod6722]

Also his surprise face looking at Jessica so Lois could see it was a genius move! xD

[@admirosmanovic1368]

(Silent) vendetta (yells) VENDETTA!!!!

[@johanahernandez4724]

That's was funny 🤣

[@ButterflyQueene07]

I live for that scream-laugh when the boys realize that they've been had.

[@devinpaul9026]

Was literally part of my "fucked up fetishy shit" awakening when it first came out. Not HOW she got them, and thank GOD I'm not THAT confused on top of it-- but THAT she got them so massively and then watching her enjoy the living HELL out of it. I even loved that she basically got out free at the end!

[@Mike.325]

The way she bust out laughing gets me everytime lmfao🤣🤣💀💀

[@Faizaan-pz5di]

This show is amazing, I love all the funny scenes and humor making it interesting.

[@rogueryder3285]

When I saw the title of this video saying Reese gave Malcolm a hickey, I screamed

[@biggjaakee]

lmaooo

[@lamigo9592]

Don’t understand

[@rogueryder3285]

@@lamigo9592 I thought Reese and Malcolm had bloomed themselves an incest relationship or something

[@wandamiancrucifixplate3760]

@@rogueryder3285 expectations vs reality am I right?

[@rogueryder3285]

@@wandamiancrucifixplate3760 for real tho

[@goodtimesproductions1]

Bro Lois is such a fucking mastermind. “I turned pro 20 years ago” 😂

[@e2k102]

You gotta give Jessica Props her plan was Hilarious even Lois thought it was funnie 😂

[@ehmo8706]

This was the best show ever when I was young.

[@Faizaan-pz5di]

I like this show, one of the funniest and most interesting show with clips of Malcolm Francis Reese and Dewey and their moments.

[@kilgoretrout321]

"Malcolm, check out what theyre doing in that movie and tell me youre not gay"

[@whoisyouranime]

1:19 Jessica's laugh is beautifully maniacal.

[@joshuacoldwater]

And I loved every moment of it 😂

[@photoguy4212]

The greatest tv show of all time. Hands down.

[@fernandod4046]

Oh god that laugh of hers. Especially how it starts. It needs to be looped

[@mark0183]

01:19

[@agathetonin1385]

Her laugh is so contagious i die everytime

[@biggjaakee]

hysterical

[@RockandRollsince1992]

Jessica wasn't around enough, her character could have filled a whole show

[@deandrewoods5621]

She made it weak brothers fight not continually get along for a chick they both wanna fuck she had to go

[@taz--ell869]

@@deandrewoods5621 Did you even watch the show

[@ladyfire44]

I think that the whole point of her character. Jessica was meant to give Lois the closest thing she'll have to a daughter and the boys dealing with a manipulative sister. Had Jamie been revealed as a girl instead of a boy, there would've been no need to keep her around because Lois would've finally had the daughter she wanted in Jamie.

[@arathydevi]

No way! She was super annoying and full of crap. Glad she was only in a couple of episodes.

[@erin0719]

No, she was so annoying, I hated her 😓

[@ZombieBiohazard]

So much cleverness from so many characters in just one episode

[@DKannji]

That was a nice way of both allowing her to remain friends with the boys while still punishing her for the trust she broke.

[@Ryan_Carder]

Reese was smart for coming up with this idea

[@samuelnino5941]

Lmao 🤣 i love how Hal just looks up like “what else is going to happen”

[@Redburd07]

When Lois is the alpha genius of the family.

[@comfortablynumb316]

"I went pro 20 years ago." Priceless. What a great boy mom.

[@Blue_Happiness]

She's not, Beta Simp!

[@devinpaul9026]

Not really. Being a hardass makes her no less vulnerable to attack-- they've taken it to her multiple times. In one episode they literally went to full on war with her, and on at least SOME of those occasions they got at least a partial victory. Even here, Lois being wise and knowing how they work or not, the plan still technically worked, or at least she's forced to pretend it did in order to continue her own.

[@jarmarnewell]

I love the way Hayden Panettiere laughed so hard. Everytime I laughed so hard tears come out.

[@firozemuhammadzahidurrahma4892]

This is a good brother bonding exercise 0_0

[@blurdreamer]

"I turn pro 20 years ago..." you cant argue with that claim. XD

[@er2206]

I love this family because they are so f up lol Wow their mother is elite

[@yannickdrmda5295]

This scene and the scene with the military camp officer just show how Loys has turned to mastermind.

[@alexisk.8335]

Lois knew she was lying and what was going on from the start. I loved when she said “You’ve got talent, but I turned pro 20 years ago”. Better tell her Lois💯💕

[@sarahclydesdale5035]

She gets a lot of hate but I actually kind of like her. She's a good foil to the boys with her manipulation skills.

[@jalierguzman8254]

You triping

[@firstlast8190]

Simp

[@sws212]

Not really, she was another narcissist and in it for herself like Malcolm is with an added Lois on top. They didn't really need her.

[@dragon67849]

People hate her? But isn't she just a good influence on the boys? If a tiny bit manipulative XD Point is, she's not hurting the boys. She's having fun and keeping the boys in check at the same time. What babysitter wouldn't want her skills?

[@ladyfire44]

Technically, Jessica is the closest Lois will ever have to raising a daughter and the boys dealing with a manipulative sister.

[@DK-gc9gj]

VENDETTA!

[@patrickphilip777]

When Lois said "sure would be nice to go as a family" really touched me

[@iRazenrak]

I like that although she's a bit smarter than Malcolm, she's not perfect. She needs an inhaler and comes from a very broken family.

[@antithoughtpolice7497]

She'd make a great lawyer someday.

[@manuelgarciajr5308]

Emotionally intelligent, yes. Not in raw intelligence used for problem solving.

[@devinpaul9026]

​@@manuelgarciajr5308 Typical girl!

[@ibrahimihsan2090]

She's more understanding of her surroundings than Malcolm and many steps ahead but overall Malcolm has the smarts.

[@Sproutgoodnight1161]

Only more emotionally intelligent but Malcolm is academically smarter

[@matthewlee4834]

I always hated how Jessica always got her way with no consequences

[@ryanstauffer119]

Well, she kinda did in the last appearance. Malcolm ruined her date with that one guy she was with.

[@jesusitox12]

I don't know why I never got that Reese gave him the hickey, and I've watched the show countless times lol.

[@LunarSault23]

To blame Jessica

[@Sproutgoodnight1161]

@jesusltox12 you're so pure

[@curtisharvey2405]

Reese was so pissed that he became brilliant temporarily

[@locloud8119]

He didn't know details but knew that would work

[@pobzy4076]

This show! Oh this show was like nothing else! Absolutely incredible

[@paur196]

Tv was gold in the 2000

[@aslan9334]

i thought he was a "vampire" and was bitting him!🤣

[@Sproutgoodnight1161]

She laughed so hard dang I'm just exhausted and giggling from hearing her!

[@pendafen7405]

3:20 Reese sold that perfectly, didn't crack once

[@lesjones7729]

VENDETTA!!

[@3_se_]

"I turned pro 20 years ago" !!!

[@miadelmoro2558]

Lois sounds so much better in the original language..love it. Very convincing. Brian Cranston is a genius of an actor. The older I get, the more I see this huge talent!! Jane should have gotten the same chances. She also does an amazing job ❤️ where is she now?

[@saiunagringa8746]

Francis would have a insane vegeance against her

[@biggjaakee]

what? 😂

[@jamalbrowne1990]

That girl is talented

[@joegregor6060]

Not really but, we'll go with that-

[@jamalbrowne1990]

@@joegregor6060 you know what I mean

[@joegregor6060]

@@jamalbrowne1990 ?? No sarcasm, I don't know.... what do you mean?

[@joeshid9166]

@@joegregor6060 I think he means the actress is talented

[@joegregor6060]

@@joeshid9166 as I said "not really".

[@superfire2030]

I think Jessica is just a "What if Malcolm had a Sister" And that work pretty well

[@AfrewSpines]

I love how Malcolm responds to Reese’s second “VENDETTA!” with defensive fear even though he didn’t even disagree.

[@Mii.2.0]

DAMN! LOIS IS GANGSTA! 🤣🤩

[@bergerman487]

Lois knows her sons so well even any bs stories she wouldn't believe it.

[@mwlodek6596]

She is the Dolores Umbridge of this universe

[@danklies9606]

plot twist: they're both gay 🗿

[@cristianmunoz2480]

Malcolm dropped the ball with Cynthia and Jessica. They both turned out bad af but Malcolm had to fuck it up.

[@andrewhodges1322]

I was so in love with her before when I was younger. Mind you I'm the same exact age.

[@whyisblue923taken]

I thought she was cute back then. She's older than me.

[@catsandalcohol99]

Eh I liked Cynthia better. I actually hated Jessica.

[@andrewhodges1322]

@@catsandalcohol99 lowkey you right...I didn't like how they treated her...she was a sweet girl

[@devinpaul9026]

YOU BETTER BE, OR THE THOUGHT POLICE ARE COMIN' FOR YOUR ASS!!

[@JeffreyBritigan]

That laugh struck me hilarious I was giggling for a few days

[@HisRoyalJaznness]

God this show was amazing! Jane Kaczmarek is criminally underrated.

[@Saiintniic]

Bro this shit got me crying dawg💀💀

[@Sproutgoodnight1161]

ITS ON HULU THIS IS SEASON 4 BUT SEASONS 2-3 ARE MY FAVS

[@Sproutgoodnight1161]

Shoot actually this might be seasons 6-7 my mistake 2-5 are my favs

[@Sproutgoodnight1161]

I forgot how many seasons it had

[@aa-ze5cz]

lol aww the part with Hal got cut out. It's hilarious. Right after Jessica/Lois walk away: Hal: "Your mother's going to want to know what I said to you about this. Make up something good." And I love Lois in this. "You violated my trust, I don't want you around my boys." There's a reason men always want to find and marry a woman that reminds them of their Mom. There's only one woman in most (granted some deadbeat mom's out there) men's lives they can fully trust to always have their back, well-being, and interests - their mom.

[@MrEspud]

The mother is the definition of “ you cant bullshit the bullshitter”

[@alanaleman7199]

10 or 12 of these. Lol. Reese is the better brother between them haha

[@whyisblue923taken]

Reese went to the underground to find those tapes and watched them to pick the one he thought was best for Malcolm. Malcolm just went to the school nurse's office and got a pamphlet.

[@devinpaul9026]

​@@whyisblue923taken Reece is the underground guy though, not like he was THAT far out of his element.

[@Someone1here]

I haven't finished watching Malcolm in the middle yet but when I saw the title of this video my heat skipped a beat

[@zapkvr]

Lois really needed a daughter. They had the opportunity with Jaime and they blew it.

[@ibrahimihsan2090]

Frankly, I thought Jaime being a boy was sort of funny and ok. Someone who always wanted only girls ends up only having boys. Though, we'll never know anything about the pregnancy shown in the last episode.

[@zapkvr]

Shes got a funny name and she was cuter in Heroes. Hayden is a doll

[@animal5602]

"naughty pool boys 3"

[@Hercules003]

Women are just on another level when it comes to cleverness, aided by not having to think with the boypart like men have to.

[@Ben_saved]

Boypart? 😂

[@fernandod4046]

Suuuure...

[@Hercules003]

@@Ben_saved Talking about penis,if you are not familiar bro lol

[@antithoughtpolice7497]

It's mental gymnastics, we're masters at it.

[@silencemeviolateme6076]

Women are manipulative? Yes.

[@Maef13156]

She looked so nice.

[@loganthesaint]

You got talent... but I turned pro 20 years ago. I’ve run into so many of those people 😂

[@cambam94spriggs76]

I love lois she just like my mother but way more clever. Her and Francis are my favorite characters.

[@GhostDiZ]

They shouldve got some revenge hardcore together

[@kathleenchen1403]

I'm only started season 3 but if this happened any earlier, Reese would have absolutely called his brother a homo - so good character development that he didn't :)

[@biggjaakee]

Try season 6

[@ibrahimihsan2090]

Frankly, they were always a bit like this. Sure, cringed at it but never went that far. Probably found it personally uncomfortable but ok according to their family rulebook. Malcolm, mind you is sort of irreligious and these guys don't really go to church a lot because of all the stuff they have to deal with. They are likely politically Democrats, especially their mother.

[@missuntitledblog]

It just showed what jessica doesn't have and probably never will have if she doesn't change, a family

[@lynnmartin5440]

The mom is a boss 👏🏾

[@devinpaul9026]

Kind of how parents work.

[@jonathanmendoza2319]

4:16 Connie The Hormone Monstress: (To Jessica) Aww Come Here My Sweetie Pie. (Connie Hugging Jessica Than Crying)

[@scotthag1993]

VENDETTA!!!!

[@lightingthedarkremoteviewi8086]

This was the best show

[@lithara5302]

Lois is a pro lol

[@williamravas7804]

I wish they had not left out the part where Hal tells the boys to come up with something he told them for Louis

[@rafaelhakimian6873]

That occurs?

[@devinpaul9026]

​@@rafaelhakimian6873 No, he's just typing for his health.

[@LoveDayandAge]

Reese is a genius

[@goreycinema]

"Check out what they're doing in that movie and then tell me you're not gay." -Me when I recommend the original Top Gun to someone.

[@mrpgr2321]

Hayden is actually 4 years younger than Frankie.

[@telayajackson1.0]

Meaning 3 years younger than Justin

[@pendafen7405]

Jessica was the og Fujo

[@sridharl6528]

Malcolm in the middle feat. Sasquatch

[@janMHR91]

Best counter intelligence ever

[@ijansk]

How do kids who haven't lived enough get good at acting?

[@devinpaul9026]

Well you know how "School" exists...?

[@ragnarkane5028]

my god this a good scene.