I Solved Poverty With Meteors

[@ReggieGames]

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[@MrTurkey2138]

No

[@William-arriola_]

Denied

[@Sayinclay]

My man's became a sellout 💀💀💀

[@Ienteredmynamecorrectly-lt3nu]

nay

[@knowkill8243]

​@@Sayinclay You do realize that basically every youtuber does sponsors😑

[@bigsalte]

using poor people in order to generate magic is possibly the smartest move in history

[@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz]

They've been doing it for thousands of year- oh you meant the video game. My B

[@Death2all546]

If they didn’t want their souls harvested to fuel an army of undead warriors, then they should have paid their taxes.

[@ibragimowbekhan0987]

​@@Death2all546as Reggie says Skill issue

[@notoriousgoblin83]

​@@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartzbased

[@bigsalte]

@@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz dont tell them that tho

[@bentspoon2879]

Reggie is truly an innovator solving all of society’s problems using new and efficient means and truly employing the term “skill issue”

[@Arakiven]

Have they tried being better?

[@TysALT]

That’s just not my problem.

[@THEME-SICKLE]

Being an npc in a Reggie video is a fate worse than death

[@-w-.]

At least he treats most of his faction members/allies somewhat nicely, unlike a certain "Josh" 😖

[@GeraldTMW]

@@-w-.w h o?

[@ibragimowbekhan0987]

@@GeraldTMW B R E A D

[@user-he1ff9fs9n]

Just thank your gods that Reggie isn't a politician.

[@czpiaor]

I see no difference tbh

[@chaosinc.382]

"I snapped by head back in maniacal laughter." Never have I ever heard a sentence so perfectly describe the feeling of cheesing a win with carefully stockpiled resources... Which is how I prefer to play RTS games.

[@TextualDeviant]

CUE is like this. Keep a deck with zero combos, have at least 2 'on start' cards that somehow boost eachother and themselves, and just play whatever the hell you get from your deck besides those until the round you win, at which point, your 'on start' cards have reached insane levels of bonuses from your other 'until played' bonus cards in addition to their own bonuses, resulting in fucking ridiculous amounts of points. This is how you destroy a man with the rarest cards in the game with extremely common buildings you just picked up randomly. This is how. It's gotten so bad that matchmaking adjusted for it by literally hitting me with constant meta deck players until the game became unplayable with anything except this singular deck, on tournies that had the energy production to match it.

[@grimkahn3775]

​@@TextualDeviantCUE?

[@genericnekolover4457]

they should have just been rich

[@ProfessorBuge]

Based

[@Deode-d4h]

Facts.

[@themadhattersalt]

Their fault for being born poor.

[@SitDownBaby_]

Yeah skill issue. Imagine being born poor.

[@nicklindberg90]

Should have just pulled themselves up by the bootstraps

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

I can only imagine the deafening laughter as Reggie summoned those 6,000 knights. Truly the greatest necromancer of our time.

[@ibragimowbekhan0987]

Politic*

[@joshuakim5240]

Spends the entire video salivating over explosive weaponry while shit talking boots-on-the-ground grunts only to reveal that his ace up the sleeve was a massive vanguard deployment of 6000 elite footmen. Greatest plot twist secret weapon ever.

[@Brother_O4TS]

Such is the power of Naga- *cough* *cough* I mean Reggie

[@LordCrate-du8zm]

@@Brother_O4TS I don’t think anyone has seen Nagash and Reggie in the same room.

[@realah3001]

Trully a ainz ool gown moment

[@lamelime1]

i forgot what the original comment said

[@samuelbunkly2527]

Remember kids, it's wrong to think or act different from the norm, and you will be erased from the utopian society for it.

[@macorigin]

Always remember kids, if somebody minorly inconveniences you, you are free to enact highly violent amounts of revenge.

[@Voc_spooksauce]

Remember as well, if someone looks different or has different cultural or religion-based beliefs they are not human and SHOULD be welcomed to democracy with a 15kg hammer

[@snowjix]

absolute nuclear devastation is but a mild side effect of how you should deal with such a thing.

[@The-King-Of-Vending_Machines]

This comment is basically every extreme hate group in the world

[@thethorpius2289]

Your erotic fixation with inanimate machines of war is truly marvelous and your contempt for the downtrodden truly a thing beauty. Thank you Reginov, the marginalized finally know their place thanks to you.

[@TextualDeviant]

Inanimate is too harsh! They're tender beauts, in need of love and care. Trebuchets... they're _intimate_ machines of war, capable of delivering a hot, throbbing payload (a steaming corpse) into anything your heart desires (Red Cross "refugee" camps).

[@Bob_TheRobot]

He must be trebusexual

[@Goose2001]

Diplomacy is not an Option is a pretty fun game. Glad to see you back Reg, will be seeing you in the censored reupload!

[@saintariser8507]

What needs to be censored?

[@anthonythetophatter2834]

@@saintariser8507there's a good chance YT will not like the stuff he used when talking about gay men at 5:20

[@Goose2001]

@@saintariser8507 It's a jest, like all of his latest videos have been age-restricted and needed to be reuploaded.

[@IodizedNaCL]

​@@anthonythetophatter2834tbh they wanted to represent themselves as that, he's only being honest lmao

[@arcanistthesonofianite249]

I didn't think I would find someone more chaotic then the Grim Kleaper, truly, I was wrong

[@geno4492]

We need to get them to play some more games together!

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Reggie and grim are actually friends. They played barotrauma together, and have played project zomboid together as well. Also maybe factorio. And yes, reggie is the group's "Frothing lunatic"

[@mikethequestioningpineappl5083]

Insane and Insaner now in a theatre near you

[@wizardkevin101]

13:31 "Is it cheating? Is it dirty? Does it make me *bisexual*?" fucking christ Reggie, I needed that laugh

[@elistewart3435]

My man turned into a Protoss main at the end. Just materializing an entire army everywhere at once.

[@KainYusanagi]

Of course, it's so obvious! Another name for knights who belong to an order is templar, so Dark Knights are Dark Templars! xD

[@evil_eye-04]

Balanced

[@voidwalkerbruh7426]

Nah he going Terran trebuchet are just seige tanks

[@elistewart3435]

@@voidwalkerbruh7426 Protoss and Terran vs Zerg

[@jacobhangger5626]

You must construct additional pyl-Trebuchets

[@Thund3rDrag0n12]

I love Reggie's content because it's just so relatable. Dubious-at-best morality, wanton violence against those literally too poor to defend themselves, and a burning lust for anime femboys masked by layers of questionably ironic humor. You just can't ask for a more down to earth content creator

[@LitPinata]

New to this channel, but "Reggie" and "Femboys" in the same sentence hit me like a sack of wet -mice- rats.

[@AtticusKarpenter]

@@LitPinata i sense culture

[@schmittywhamjenson]

Summoning those death knights was equivalent to Aragorn bringing the army of the dead to save Gondor in LOTR return of the king

[@richardmartin9952]

Ah, content from Reggie. A perfect blend of dry humor and dark humor with a slight sprinkle of subliminal superiority complex. Truly my favorite creator out there,

[@deceanpifer1751]

I recommend to all Reggie viewers to watch a video all the way through twice. One without sound then once with sound. What an experience

[@Alkavi_Ch]

After careful analysis of this video I have determined it's beneficial to my health to be rich rather than poor, and so I've decided to become rich. Thank you for helping me make this decision in my life Reggie because I have never felt better living inside the walls instead of outside of them.

[@dogwithanak.mp4]

POV: Your government finally decides to do something about poverty in the country, but you live in Bosnia and Herzegovina

[@badhammy865]

Babe wake up, new Reggie video just dropped. You're my favorite KZbinr man, I always get so excited to see a new upload from you. Your narration style makes me laugh out loud every time.

[@brawleypatton4499]

I have burned through so much of your content in the past month that every new submission brings me unexpected joy.

[@holeofdarn]

“Alright class, today we’re going to find ways to solve the issue of poverty! Any ideas?” Reggie:

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

“With the Regg? No way!” - Child Soldier #24 in “The Magic Death Cart”

[@doubledee8677]

You really do never miss, Reggie, an absolute banger as ever. 6:59 absolutely had me.

[@PerroTrotavidas]

This might not be as popular as Warhammer but even tho I had not ever heard of this game it stands as my favorite video of you. Thanks Reggie.

[@YoungFootBath]

10:55. it really sucks that Reggie was later found having committed self end game by putting 2 bullets into the back of his head.

[@My10thAccount]

He flew too close to the sun and just like Icarus he got sniped by the mossad.

[@TerrilliumV]

Thank you for another masterpiece reggie

[@KL53986]

Yes, we need more and fast otherwise we starve

[@bigsalte]

​@@KL53986im afraid he doesnt pay attention to the starve meter, he just does what he wants to

[@Odious_illustration]

This has been a nice treat to watch, excellent stuff reggie

[@BiasedGrunt]

Reggie, your content is by far some of the funniest and most reliable shit on KZbin. Just want to say youre doing a great job with this i want you and i hope you continue to grow!

[@Ex-Daemon]

Deathknight “sorry, you know I’m about a thousand years old” Reggie “yes I can tell”

[@YUKI_FO]

Thank you for saving us from the impoverished masses, Reggie.

[@themilkman8323]

0:02 they can be used for many things including but not limited to thrown in space to see how fast their head can explode

[@theflusteredloli4811]

7:41 reminds me of a great quote from TheRussianBadger’s channel “On the plus side, unemployment is now at 0%” when discussing the upsides of glassing a planet

[@ChargeQM]

>designed by JonTron Im shocked it doesn't wear a red helmet or white hood.

[@dea1hwarper]

Yeaaaaahh, saying jontron made it is not a good selling point 😬

[@woopdashoop9860]

Raid's game engine wouldn't be able to handle this level of basedness.

[@dustyfilmsgaming1983]

I could feel Reggie’s pain during that sponsorship.

[@jdogsenior5886]

The stronghold, "can't place that there m'lord" very quietly in the background at 2:20, are just the subtle things I love about these videos.

[@InvadeNormandy]

11:00 It's so sad that Reggie shot himself in the back of the head twice before slipping, levitating off of the bathroom floor, and locking himself folded up inside a duffel bag with the key inside.

[@TheEmpirepb72]

Reggie, I have watched alot of KZbin videos....many many...instead of doing anything productive. Your channel is legit one of the funniest things I've ever come across.

[@ali___03]

13:30 Reggie is rearranging the organs of peasants trying to storm a chokepoint your way of coming out to us?

[@Taiyama2]

I laughed out loud multiple times. However great you get, Reggie, you'll still be underrated.

[@knpark2025]

Peasants are not human. If they were, why aren't their corpses turning into zombies like ours do? Take that, toiling machines!

[@liamvivian5864]

I went from watching Conrad turn NYC into a profit pit to watching him obliterate NYC after he made everyone poor. Absolutely beautiful. I’m crying from its beauty.

[@prestonjones1653]

6:28 Yep. Just lost a colony in Rimworld because I overcommited to one front where all the tribals had been coming from... then four guys with shotguns came in from the other side of the map that I completely forgot about. This is very, unbelievably true.

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Its not what you see coming that kills you, its what you never noticed

[@logans.7932]

In-context this run is insane. Imagine having such a problem with a peasant king/Baron staking his claim in a random piece of wilderness that you manage to amass FIFTY THOUSAND serfs in one place just to try to get him to leave. Most countries in the medieval era probably didn’t even have that many people in them 💀💀💀

[@chaosinc.382]

Right?? Like, after the first 10,000, maaaaaaybe consider this a lost cause.

[@margo3558]

Love that this is if AA let the intrusive thoughts always win. Keep up the great stuff!

[@---Kai---]

He does strike me as an unhinged AA

[@lennonyep]

This really helped me deal with the poverty problem in my neighborhood

[@Autism_Frogthe27th]

Maybe the real diplomacy was all the options we made along the way

[@freedomfighter2054]

Imagine being a peasant. About to win the battle, about to break through the walls, and *6000* death knights materialize around you. That is probably the best way to prevent a breakthrough.

[@AnthonyA1995]

I gotta say, after hearing so many youtubers shill Raid Shadow Legends (yes I know they're just doing it for the paycheck, doesn't make it any less annoying), It's refreshing to see Reggie so blatantly phone it in. Keep sticking it to the man, you beautiful bastard. To the letter of the contract and not a smidgeon of effort more.

[@remisteele8904]

Am I the only person who thinks that the stereotypical Canadian English accent is the ONLY English accent that seems to be solely designed to make words harder to say?

[@smithexem]

Addition of Sam Hyde crushing the drawer in his boxing gloves at 4:40 absolutely made my day Reg, thank you.

[@DJVideso]

The viewer: Skips the sponsor You: Gets paid for the sponsorship That's a win-lose situation if I've ever seen one

[@StreetRatJoe]

I've said it before and I'll say it again, this channel is going places!

[@endofpixel3712]

1:36 ok wtf

[@Mr_Kiwi_the_Wizard]

using protoss tactics all the way up to the end by summoning the entire population of a nearby planet right onto the battlefield.

[@belltowersubductions5104]

This game is a beautiful treatise on the inevitable collapse of Monarchies at the hands of the glorious revolution.

[@ragecakes4371]

Here I am on a Friday night, just getting to relax via light up my daily ration of skooma and que up some human vs bear fight vids when Reggie finally posts. Today is a blessed day.

[@capfig4471]

the lactose intolerant impoverished barbarian child when I throw 50 fridge sized rocks, 3 meteors, and summon 6000 law enforcement soldiers onto their specific location

[@RichardSimmons-r3c]

Reggie deserves a Nobel Peace prize after he "liberated" the souls of the "financially underprivileged" using "coerced negotiation tactics". He's a goddamn hero.

[@METALmurdererOG]

I have yet to meet the problem that cannot be solved decisively by throwing a rock the size of a Honda Civic at it.

[@Ra1nRover]

"What if we put all the homeless people in the dome and make them fight for a house, Mr Beast x Hunger Games?" -My school friend in a class about how we can solve poverty 2021

[@WorldGoods]

Reggie solves problems like a North Korean dictator

[@UnEducatedEskimo]

I wasnt sure about this video until i heard the Zach Hadel scream, now i love it

[@otto6702]

Babe wake up. New video of Reggie committing crimes against humanity.

[@Zolti14]

"Poor People" is an oxymoron

[@mbanana23456]

Reggie essentially reverse Thanos snapped 6,000 elite warriors into existence just to beat up some poor people.

[@stijnvogelzang8844]

Reggie insanely underrated

[@Cyborg_Sloth]

The fact that Jort Storm is playing in the background is amazing!

[@iliyasshapay1566]

I've been (binge)watching your channel for a week now and the name of this game perfectly describes your course of actions in every single video and game.

[@smithbabies7886]

I just saw some My Roommate is a Cat R34 and this is single handedly keeping me from going on a rampage against Zoophiles.

[@NM-wd7kx]

Turn it off, do not hold back from righteous anger.

[@jakeking974]

Lmao, the entire video boils down to a thirty second span of time in which the enemy realizes they've fucked up and awoken a goddamn Tomb World as thousands of the undead rise from the soil

[@bignelly9476]

That opening was fantastic. I will take it out of context and show it to the UN embassy

[@politicalchair487]

I could have every idea to suspect when a new Reggie vid comes out, but somehow he still surprises me.

[@jollykujo1853]

A suggestion for future content... have you ever considered harming your mental health with Dearkest Dungeon?

[@rodionpohodnia3905]

The legion of the damned has saved the day

[@djinthehouse7950]

WHOOOO best yt posted once more. We are saved of the drought!

[@TheCronq]

Bro just cut the normal distribution in HALF.

[@jestingacorn]

2:26 I love the use of the darktide theme with the large hord. 👍

[@brutusglutus2090]

Dearest Reggie, My love for you only grows each day, much like a plague in Asia or a recently dumped female chef with a family history of diabetes

[@anzaca1]

13:39 Reggie, there's no such thing as cheating when it comes to warfare. No commander wants a fair fight. They want to completely overwhelm the enemy.

[@boweniscool]

You deserve one of those thingies where follow a link to buy the game, I am quite interested in this one now!

[@jefferywoods1051]

This is sick, your style is like a mix between TheGrimKleaper and MartinCitoPants. Exactly what I wanted. Got a sub outta me.

[@blargcoster]

21:43 Bro, somebody is currently stealing your wallet

[@michaellousich9703]

17-09-23: discovered Reggie 19-09-23: completed the binge of Reggies content why is there no more please help

[@CityAstro]

14:20 evident a 7 nation army couldn't hold you back

[@deathofallthingspotato9919]

Just gotta love that Reggie vid feeling. It's the shit.

[@BoredTruckn]

I really hope that you and let's game it out, can do a collab one day. You two are very similar and i should love to see you destroy a game together.

[@imspudus]

13:38 why is no one talking about this incredible way to come out holy shit I love this

[@wizardofaus7013]

You know, had just one hobo been patient, he could have looted all the other peasant bodies and become a legitimate goods trader

[@dylanchapman1304]

you are the reason i got into these type of games, love the content!

[@cjdugan7138]

As a downright degenerate for all things related to siege warfare and employing the turtle tactic in far too many rts games, your extreme financial investment into the single biggest step in artillery known as the venerable trebuchet is truly inspiring. Your tactics are not cowardly or cheap dear sir, no they are wise and to be feared. Those who would refer to them as such are without any sense of tactical expertise and are as foolish as the guttter rats that storm your walls, helplessly scratching at them. that and my propensity for foregoing armored vehicles in games in favor of infantry is a terrible habit most would say, but my sea of men says otherwise. So I must say, when you engineered the single wisest tactical decision I have ever seen of "pulling an army directly out my anus" *IT MADE ME BUST A FAT ONE* Papa Dorn and Peter Turbo would be proud

[@MartialGlobe]

Oh this heavily reminds me of "there are billions" but this looks a little more "polished"

[@thepestilentone]

Oh Reggie you (liquid of sorts)drop. Diplomacy was obviously the problem!

[@mcLaudrup]

You never fail to “fill me” with happiness

[@lmelchor676]

(reggie in diplomacy is not a option) (destroys poverty) (me in diplomacy is not a option) (sighs) (pulls out rocket launcher)

[@12stepsbeyondtheeventhorizon]

Reggie has such a way with words...

[@shawnconway9957]

All in all, a good recreation of atlas shrugged.

[@diegeticfridge9167]

I really hope this game keeps getting updates…

[@Add_Infinitum]

11:50 Thermodynamicists hate him! Local man discovers forestry!

[@BrianHopson]

Reggie out here doing gods work.

[@wipah]

This guy reminds me of maxor but actually comprehensive and nice for your eyes. Keep it up bro!