rejected.

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Good stuff that we didn't get a chance to post.
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Lewis Spears: / @lewspears
Lewspears.com/giglist to see him live.
SumitoMedia: / @sumitomedia
Ordinary Things: / @ordinarythings
JonTron: / @jontronshow
ManyKudos: / @manykudos
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[@DadShark]

I’d never reject a new video from incognito, nice try Historian

[@ethzero]

👎

[@Arachnoid274]

​@@ethzero👍

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

ok

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

@@ethzero ok

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Even better, we got a story mode video as well! Not to mention Lewis and everyone is here?! It’s made my day!

[@LewSpears]

It was an absolute pleasure to be rejected by a man of such prestige

[@farticusmaximusOG]

Hell yeah dawg

[@rusty9705]

Did not expect to hear you while listening to this in the background, right then.

[@victorkreig6089]

don't be a stranger yah work with the format well

[@HOTD108_]

@@victorkreig6089 Yo mama works with the format well.

[@victorkreig6089]

@@HOTD108_ she's a retired accountant so probably

[@awareclueless]

To be honest I would literally watch any fake conversation roleplay from any of the people involved. This is such gold content, the freeflow acting is so great.

[@alanzilou2905]

They gotta start a dnd/ttrpg podcast

[@tempest7659]

​@@alanzilou2905 i'd actually watch it. their roleplay stuff has been funny to watch

[@realleon2328]

@@alanzilou2905 I feel like they talked about DnD and IH seemed to dislike the amount of like,,, setup and rules that's going on with that

[@piparrocorreia16]

​

[@Finest_of_563]

@@realleon2328 It makes sense. DnD seems like the perfect outlet at first glance but when you really think about it the systems would limit his options for wacky storylines and jokes evolving as he tells them

[@schizoid7585]

My mental health is connected to you releasing on a regular schedule. I’m dying, IH.

[@evilgibson]

at least better than being on an organ transplant list

[@BigPandaGamer]

@@evilgibson Hardly

[@Marie-cq5td]

🙏🏿

[@brendakrieger7000]

Me too🤪👀

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

ok

[@hoeraufist]

You're like an absentee father who shows up randomly to take us to a theme park with two videos in a day, then disappear for six months.

[@TheRoland19111]

That was specific...

[@donalddavis7423]

My dad was around, but I now feel like I understand people who went through this a little now.

[@zerotakis]

He said he would go get milk and I believe him.

[@DajuSar]

Suspiciously detailed

[@Knifegash]

I *knew* that was normal!!

[@How2lulululu]

No matter how many time I watch, the "I shall warn you, I have years of experience in this domain" followed by an immediate "I'm on break" is absolutely hilarious

[@ianparrent6012]

These were rejects? But they're great. IH and Sumito is always comedy gold.

[@zwan1886]

Sumito shilled for the vaccine

[@jordonby]

I think because demonotized

[@Chris951021]

Do you know why he hasn't had a collab with Sumito in a while?

[@Gatorade69]

@@Chris951021 Because Sumito died ?

[@theodoris]

​@@Gatorade69 What do you mean?

[@soviettaters341]

Now that Hello Fresh sponsors IH we can finally confirm that he does indeed have a human form that requires food.

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

Remember him shoving food down his gullet?

[@jeus_cnt]

The ads for us not him

[@LimitedCheetah]

He just stands on them to reach the philosopher's stone button.

[@Raidou_]

For all we know he can also be a machine that use the nutrients of regular food to generate energy.

[@Danieltp3]

That certainly narrows it down… how do you know it’s a human form? He could be a dolphin

[@AuroraIceFlame]

“First girl I had sex with she was 5,1 I came and found out she left 20 minutes ago” literally sent me into hysterics

[@RyuuRider]

Just reading this comment almost made me cry with laughter- it's such a funny joke and I was expecting it to be mentioned in one of the top comments!

[@Reg_The_Galah]

It made me feel sad. Such dirtiness

[@Psilocybin77]

we would have also accepted "had me dead", "I spit out my drink", and "all my coworkers are looking at me like I'm mad".

[@rose4961]

Sumito's "I'm on break" gets me every single time.

[@MuggerYT67]

internet historian really has the most creative titles

[@LeatherCladVegan]

High praise coming from 'The Mugger Guy'.

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

I'm wondering how he gets so many views with titles and thumbnails that i cant even understand lol...

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

@@LeatherCladVegan lol

[@pariah_carey]

He’s a True Visionary in the Title Game!

[@big_sea]

yes

[@DonNorway]

Every Incognito Mode, Internet Historian, and Storytime video brings me so much joy that it almost offsets the pain I feel when it's over

[@BL00DYME55]

*Storymode

[@Ol_Bron]

Almost.

[@James-sp2dz]

​@@BL00DYME55 my za ❤❤❤❤❤

[@FemaleFullmetal]

As someone who has had Hello Fresh for over a year, I can confidently tell you that almost none of the meals they send you actually take less than 20 mins unless you actually are a professional chef and can do all the prep super fast lol

[@masonjarboe9926]

I’ve been a professional cook for about six years now; my girlfriend and I tried it for the discounted trial period and after the first few nights, I would set a timer for 18min and I would *very* rarely pull it off lol

[@Psilocybin77]

Finally someone calling these meal kits out. Yeah doing these kits alone takes hours lmao. The prep alone would take me nearly 20 minutes.

[@gitsurfer27]

And they're a huge rip off, the amount of food you get is a joke for the price, and the ingredients are sub par. I think the lesson is, never trust any big company for any reason, everything they do is to extract as much value for as little product as possible lol.

[@johnnyhuynh9016]

You don’t get the meal you get the vegetables some subpar seasoning to prep and that’s it. I get free hello fresh bags from a food drive I go to and they are worth less than the vegan products/snacks the church actually gives me

[@pomey13]

I just go you foodz now, so much easier and the meals are pretty good and cheap. Just don't go beef

[@gaboversta2.423]

The amount of time it took me to realize that this what not just an episode about rejected, but actually previously rejected clips is embarrassing and no one shall ever mention it.

[@joeyhandles]

I knew the sumito media bit was reused but didn't put that together until the very end

[@jonahwilhelm8409]

Ohhhhhhhhh I may be stupid

[@birdbrid9391]

i didnt realize until i read the comments. in my defence i've been conditioned to not expect the episodes to follow the actual theme of the intro/title

[@blueknife7728]

Happens to the best of us

[@bobjoe2604]

oh

[@alldayagain]

5:00 Stephen Merchant tells a story about how he was at a party and some ladies approached him and asked him if he was staying for a while. He thought they were looking to hook up or hang out, but they just wanted to use him as a meeting point for later in the party because he was so tall.

[@spugggaldon361]

This entire episode is just stuff IH never used in other episodes and is literally a vehicle for historian's Hello Fresh ad as he probably realised he needed to post a video before a certain time to qualify for the sponsor money, and I don't care. Brilliant.

[@sourkrout123]

and yet its still way better than 95% of other content being released

[@boooomerwang]

Weirdly enough, some reddit users hates IH content because they deem it as "alt right". I cant believe it when i saw the comment thread; of someone doesnt appreciate the videos of IH. Thats when it dawned on me how stupid reddit really is...

[@Fred-tz7hs]

it's one of his best episides

[@chrish4439]

​@@boooomerwang a large portion of Reddit thinks it's ok to chemical castrate kids so. Not sure why you're surprised lol

[@voodoo2445]

Yeah but where is the Lewis Video? is it coming? Never saw that one

[@wyattc3508]

I just imagine the executives at the ad agency reviewing your script, destroying an 8-ball of coke, breaking the desk with their head, staring over at Historian and whispering gingerly, "rejected".

[@sdivine13]

And then cracked open a cold pepsi

[@jimhenderson8450]

Acutally you could probably get implants for 2500$ instead of just making them larger with photoshop. That really is a baffling amount of money.

[@AlexWebb101]

That editing timeline rejected my mental health

[@dddddddddddddddadddddddddddddd]

alex webb

[@troyforce1]

We need more SumitoMedia appearances. Dude's hilarious.

[@nikkoa.3639]

I have a theory that the reason why he no longer shows up in these is because he got sponsored by ExpressVPN and IH is just the Nord man. Basically a batman and cat woman deal

[@SentinalSlice]

We need more internet historian in general.

[@troyforce1]

@@SentinalSlice who is Internet Historian?

[@Hawk7886]

@@nikkoa.3639 I feel like Sumito would *insist* on being catwoman in this simile. It makes sense and it sucks if it's true, I love the guy.

[@athunderfan]

ikr he is the goat guest

[@TacoLlamaYES]

as a 5'3 woman i cannot explain the relief of being defined as "not tiny"

[@SynchronizorVideos]

Average adult female height is 5’4”, so 5’3” is definitely not that small.

[@MrFichstar]

To be tiny, you gotta be below 5 feet tall

[@PaulGirdlestone]

I am a 5"3 dude. I am a borderline dwarf.

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

@@PaulGirdlestone as a 5ft chick you're right in my good-height-for-a-dude range, so, matter of perspective I guess. I'm not tryna get a permanent crick in my neck, looking up for the rest of my life.

[@PaulGirdlestone]

@@appalachiabrauchfrau Yeah I dunno why anyone would want that much of a height difference. I was lucky though (and hard working) and been off the market for 22 years.

[@Tariselan]

unironically, that Craigslist Hitman video game idea sounds bloody smashing

[@spacebassist]

It's like the late 2000s/2010s obsession with dark and gritty, miserable shitsack worlds and protagonists, except with a compelling gameplay loop and a bit more grounded in reality I'd probably play it then get depressed

[@ngultrum1]

I think I've actually seen in a movie & show or two.

[@DIEGhostfish]

Reminds me of that janky modern-day burglar game.

[@spacebassist]

@@DIEGhostfish thief simulator? There was also dealer simulator that looked depressing as fuck

[@skippityblippity8656]

@@spacebassist Youre right. Mich prefer a heroes tale nowadays

[@Knoxerboy101]

That bit at the end about the craigslist hitman being depressed and counting down how long he has until he needs to find the next job just hits too hard man... it's a vicious cycle...

[@itswingman9861]

That's pretty much the plot of 'Barry'.

[@derekeastman7771]

Hol’ up

[@RoshuWater]

r/oddlyspecific

[@PowerSpirit50]

Hope you find a way out soon, man.

[@vodago]

@@itswingman9861 that shows SO good

[@venstoma]

My screwed up sleeping schedule has finally allowed me to catch IH's upside down upload schedule

[@cbhlde]

Same here, 2:07 in the morning and for some reason I couldn't sleep - now I know, why that was. :)

[@gyromurphy]

...hmmm... I'm in the 8:27pm part of the world. Western Pennsylvania. Not too late for me but I am playing Witcher 3. Only IH can pull me from that to watch a video.

[@poponachtschnecke]

Same 😂 was up until 6 am here, and now it's almost 6pm, and I'm so happy for my double dose of IH

[@LockeRobsta]

The fact that this content was rejected and it's still funny as hell really shows Historians level of quality!

[@robinurmum8738]

It's amazing seeing so many other guests in one video, how did these get rejected?! It really is an event when an incognito video comes out

[@JK-gm6kk]

Even at 6'3", I ALWAYS feel like I'm in the way in public places. The "you're tall" realization from the opposite sex is always a nice confidence booster. Also, doesn't everyone just pirate photoshop?

[@judgejudyandexecutioner.5223]

It's such a cheat code hahaha. I am 5'7 and was talking with a guy at a party. We are both uni students, similar age, similarly matched in terms of facial attractiveness. Similar surfie clothes even. The guy was lovely, but very plain with his words. Not a story teller at all. Just 'hey bro, yeah bro, I'm from xyz bro how about you" ect. A very pretty girl jumps into our conversation, and at first she pretends to be there to speak to both of us, but she keeps sliding the conversation his way at every possible step, so I take my cue and go grab a beer. When I walk past them 30 seconds later, he is still answering every question with 'yeah' and 'wicked' and self sabotaging, and she is LIETRALLY assigning him virtues "I feel like you're such a kind guy" "I feel like you'd have such cool stories about that" and so on hahahaha. Getting height mogged is hilarious.

[@FC01]

when you're short you just want to die everytime a woman looks at you for how embarassing it is to be under 6ft

[@ShayTheValiant]

Who is Lewis anyways? I don't remember what video he was in.

[@ShyOnline]

@@judgejudyandexecutioner.5223 you're laughing but i know you want to cry. let it out

[@itsmeais1736]

@@judgejudyandexecutioner.5223 that's shitty :/ I think the hottest thing a guy can do is be funny lmfao. if you can make me laugh, it doesn't matter your height. to me anyways, but also not super into tall guys ig !

[@dynagaming2693]

The bit with JonTron about giving the NFT to the dying child has me in tears. I don't think I've ever laughed that hard at something so stupid.

[@kiryu_teh_clown6760]

Same

[@timmteller871]

JonTron is just insanely funny

[@jameslabbe4119]

This bit had me laughing the most in this video hahaha

[@D2attemp]

20:45 wouldn’t… wouldn’t it make more sense to shoot the people who assaulted you? - Peter Griffin

[@Frostgnaw]

The kendall pepsi commercial is one of the few times the entire internet united to suppress ultimate cringe.

[@stephenbyers6173]

You know it's going to be a good night when internet historian blesses us

[@big_sea]

yes

[@TiE23]

I am just a hair under 6’8” and the stuff Lewis talks about is all 100% accurate. Including 4:27, that moment has happened to me a few times.

[@TiE23]

Also if you were the guy who was around my height at the Austin F1 GP in 2022 who walked alongside me for like a full minute and we shared jokes about how stupid tall we were please leave a comment.

[@roopea1858]

First time in a while Ive laughed this hard, its 100% relatable. And yes my best friend is also tall as fuck

[@appalachiabrauchfrau]

Anyone over 5ft7 is terrifying, I hope I never run into you. I will start crying.

[@mynameachef8614]

6'6", same experience

[@Compgeek86]

I'm 6'8" I've only met a few people that were my height or taller. I get a little freaked out when people over 6'5" or so get near me. I'm not used to people being up here.

[@Dice-Head]

As a tall freakish human myself, Lewis' jokes had me dying.

[@MisterFoxton]

The "I'm actually taller than the guy I felt sorry for" moment hit home hard.

[@theswedishdude1]

same, i'm the tallest wherever i go, every school and every job always been the tallest, only ever met 1 person who was taller and it was only like 2cm

[@eskimoguy]

As a fellow Tall, I appreciated his portion greatly

[@expansivegymnast1020]

“She left twenty minutes ago” LMAO

[@SC-ec8xe]

Same. I am 6'5 and didn't realize how similar all of our experiences are lol. I have tried to explain to people that I can't hear them (especially short girls) and none of them get it. I have terrible posture at times because I am constantly hunching over to try and hear what the fuck these people are saying. But ya lol Lewis' jokes were so spot on!

[@clanofclams2720]

Sumito is a very good salesman, he almost got me to believe 2500 was at all a reasonable price.

[@MisterFoxton]

$30/month for the whole catalogue? What a steal!

[@TheMedicatedArtist]

And I *only* get Photoshop and absolutely nothing else!? Shut up and take my money!

[@chocolatewolf3914]

Less than a boob job

[@SynchronizorVideos]

For ten licenses of industry-standard, professional-grade software including support and updates, that actually is pretty darn good if you’re a business. For an individual looking for a hobby tool, it’s pretty steep.

[@bunny5728]

Also none of their meals are "affordable" it got to the point where they charged me $40 for one box, I cancelled immediately

[@sevenproxies4255]

"Each dessert should offer something" He says about a serving so small that it hardly offers anything

[@Dan_Kanerva]

i know right? brother i aint paying 50$ + for a mouse size dessert . Don't care if Gordon Ramsey came in a submarine to make it

[@exodore2000]

I've been to this type of restaurant you pay too much wait too long for it and walk out hungry.

[@tlddruidkilla]

I've had a long day and I'm watching this in the bath, thanks for helping me unwind

[@abigcupofwater]

I'm also watching this in the bath, may we both come out nice and clean

[@glowstik7909]

Fellas you're never gonna believe this but I'm also watching this in the bath

[@jessicagould6953]

Me too!!

[@chipperjones3112]

That instant "I'm on break" hit me waaay to hard 😂

[@NotKimiRaikkonen1]

I work in a Michelin-starred restaurant and you're right about most of them. They're more interested in trying to copy Noma and Alinea and seem super artsy, than they are in making really great food. Only a few restaurants are really cutting edge.

[@wangchong94]

fuck them bots

[@rodrigovaccari7547]

Having this guy post feels like an important event in the month

[@maykyjose5511]

More like in the year

[@Jacoob793]

I can't tell you how much I appreciate you not actually spoiling the film for us all.

[@remembertotakeshowerspleas355]

I saw the film and have no idea what the big spoiler could be. Was it the fact that spoilers? michelle yeoh's daughter was the bad guy? or that Waymond ended up being competent? It wasn't a movie with a lot of big twisty moments.

[@MattManDX1]

@@remembertotakeshowerspleas355 It was probably just the general idea of SPOILER A lot of multidimension/timeline shenanigan films have been released in the past few years like Spiderverse, Spider-Man No Way Home and Doctor Strange 2

[@everybodyisanidiot4553]

​@@remembertotakeshowerspleas355 I didn't know that movie even existed when i saw it. Learning that it's about multi dimensions after all the "WTF was that?!" scenes happened made everything better.

[@kokomole2137]

0:42 - 2:32 Assasination (Weapons) 2:33 - 5:27 Lewis is tall (Unreleased Video?) 5:28 - 7:26 Adobe Acrobat Man (Ads) 8:49 - 11:49 Food (Mother Energy Drink Ad) 11:50 - 14:33 Philosopher's Stone (Mythology) 14:34 - 15:50 JonTron is dead 15:50 - 19:26 Bepis (Ads) 19:28 - 20:47 Okay Game (Childhood) 22:48 onwards - EEAAO (Unreleased Video?)

[@alexia4251]

He really just posted two clips from videos we haven't seen yet, to make us more likely to pay attention to his videos, in order to see the video when it drops

[@t.kenneth5697]

Maybe it was an entire episode that was rejected.

[@kamie3543]

I would kill for a full IH x Lewis vid so I hope the whole thing did not get scrapped. Dude is hilarious.

[@Fayklore]

@@t.kenneth5697 I don't think IH would ask for someone's time, record this type of video, then reject the whole episode.

[@NathanCassidy721]

I was wondering about the Lewis segment. Can’t say I’ve seen every episode but I would have recalled that one.

[@orion10x10]

You and Sumito have insane chemistry, that Best Buy bit had me dying 😂

[@ropesquid2085]

"I will remind you that I have 6 years in this professionally..." "Uh, hello." "I'm on break." FLAWLESS

[@spliffingrat5469]

how could you reject a full episode of making fun of lewis and us tall people. now i want more of you two together. you cant just tease such a great collab to us.

[@regulardude3397]

“How much mercury do you have at home? Oh loads, just like every other British person” *that explains so much*

[@rickyscott9351]

"I could buy a used Toyota for that. Drive it through the front door of Adobe" It's Christmas every time you upload. You absolute LEGEND!

[@kylo_ben]

It’s always a good day when Internet Historian posts something new

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

ok

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

It’s two episodes in one day! More the merrier I say!

[@gaminglol1167]

My dog died, my parents died, I got my phone and wallet stolen, all my family members gathered into one place and the government nuked them, my house was robbed and I just learned I have stage 4 cancer

[@big_sea]

yes

[@HeroScaper95]

Internet historian has become the thing I watch on repeat while im recovering from a hangover. Bravo sir.

[@personsomeone2760]

I’d kill to see him do podcasts after his. He has good chemistry with everyone here

[@AngeloXification]

I love the every episode starts with the same cadence and intonation. So you can basically karaoke ever intro without actually hearing it before.

[@rmwf8836]

As someone who's 5'5, it makes me sad all these tall guys won't ever be able to live in a Hobbit hole

[@kristoffer8609]

The fact that I can't live in a Hobbit hole depresses me every day.

[@easylemon2547]

Or like sit at any public place in any cozy way, or ever use any sink without bending over, or not having back pain for reasons like that... yeah no... I'm just fine

[@emmahealy4863]

The tall people in my caving club struggle with gear fitting properly and having to crouch in small tunnels. However, they have the perk of longer reach when free climbing, unlike us short people, who rely on them for legs up so we don't get trapped down a cave 😅

[@caIyps0]

i'm 5'1, *am i entitled to live in a hobbit hole?*

[@rmwf8836]

@@caIyps0 only if you promise no adventures! I'm no Brandybuck after all!

[@olliemunchies]

The kid in the pepsi advert buys two cokes to buy one pepsi. Coke still won 🤦‍♂️

[@otanakabpm]

There isnt a single youtuber that I check up on as much as this guy.

[@olive4093]

same lol

[@blakejames9743]

Him and Nexpo

[@dragonandavatarfan8865]

Him and ItsaGundum

[@JoshC02]

Sam o Nella

[@s1nnocense]

give that subscribe button a try, it really works.

[@baronvonbeandip]

babe, wake up. Historian posted

[@SterbiusMcGurbius]

Lame

[@gdawgmainguy17]

I had a dream that Incognito uploaded a video titled, "Ghosts" and it was just Historian's face on the girl from the Ring crawling out of the tv and I got so excited about them talking about spiritual folklore and then I woke up to this sad reality

[@BonesMcoy]

The honda civic at 1:53 is my ACTUAL honda civic, like it's actually a pic of my car that I posted years ago lmao

[@bluepandaman]

His sense of humor is a gift to the world.

[@hrovardran4755]

Why was Lewis's episode binned? Surely you had more salvageable material than the one height anecdote.

[@RickSanchez-st3mj]

god these were all such good bits i especially love all the sumito ones, you gotta do more with him man

[@cool.thumbsup]

I love all the guests, but Sumito's way of progressing improv bits is unmatched

[@titmaus7732]

Sumito is the best guest!

[@bunnieskitties293]

"Im going to need you to print another receipt I ate the bill" is a really understated joke for how they were literally serving dirt and shit so you didnt know what was to be eaten.

[@jjs8426]

Understated for 12 yos

[@ZeroUsernamesRemain]

@@jjs8426 gottem

[@Spacedaisies]

The pure joy I just endured seeing Internet Historian uploaded. The genuine happiness I just went through watching his video. The absolute love. Now I get to feel the empty void I get waiting for a year for the next upload. J/k kinda...Love you Internet Historian!!

[@phileon2323]

Incognito is already so good that a compilation of rejected clips is only 20 minutes long

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

I remember when I was rejected in 1979, and followed her wherever she went for 11 years. (I'm such a nice guy)

[@eddiebruv]

Such loyalty is rare these days.

[@echidnuu]

This feels like a chrismas special where you see all the past characters from the old arcs

[@Gutterrat69]

Fun Fact: often writers have to google certain things in order to explain/understand them in their stories, ie: googling how bombs are made or how long it takes to die from something

[@Archbishop_of_the_Noodle]

It's why I have several declassified documents on my computer.

[@Web720]

​@@Archbishop_of_the_Noodle Average WarThunder/World of Tanks player.

[@alfonsoviquez286]

the fact that there is a spike in "how to hire a hitman" and "how to make a pipe bomb" searches just after the video came out is so funny

[@BumMilkSandwhich]

Many kudos, johntron, and ordinarry things are pure legends, its nice to see the historian finally spending time with his kids😊

[@g1sunstreaker584]

The conversation about Adobe had me laughing in sympathy pains. A lifetime purchase of ToonBoom Harmony Advanced is three times the amount my first car cost.

[@EspressoStreams]

Autodesk Maya + Zbrush + Nuke user over here. We feel it.

[@nananamamana3591]

Bro just steal it. The car, I mean. Steal the car, sell it to pay for Adobe.

[@g1sunstreaker584]

@@nananamamana3591 the car did get stolen actually. maybe that's why they took it, to pay for Adobe

[@beanstinson2462]

Never in my life would I have expected 2 IH uploads in a 24 hour period. It almost feels ominous

[@geoffreyexcellent4199]

What was the other upload

[@whyiseverysinglehandletaken2]

​​@@geoffreyexcellent4199 it was on storymode

[@corvoattano117]

​@@geoffreyexcellent4199 story mode uploaded

[@dutchmansmine9053]

Hwat???

[@corvoattano117]

@@dutchmansmine9053 there is another ih channel called story mode. it's a secret tho dont tell anybody

[@DangStank]

To be fair to that guy who “spoiled” everything everywhere… it’s not like a spoiler of a twist. He spoiled the premise of the movie that you would have gotten from even seeing a trailer

[@FlumesIsLife]

“What if we kissed in the rejected clips and I never posted it” while embracing Kudos just fit too well

[@jaysmith3495]

Can confirm. I'm 6'5", not particularly attractive, but had decent luck dating because being super tall compensates for being ugly.

[@zackhenderson2392]

Cave reupload got rejected. lol

[@DarkSideKyp]

“The worst he can do is reject you and say no.” -people talking about asking Internet Historian for a consistent upload schedule, before having an entire video dedicated to them

[@ItsMeBenson]

3:45 “first girl I had sex with, she was 5foot 1, I came and found out she left 20 mins ago.” That is an EXCELLENT joke. Idk if he came up with that on the fly or if that’s a prepared line but, as a comedian, the construction of that joke is exemplary 👍🏽

[@B.Saiju207]

He does stand up comedy so i wouldn't be surprised if he cooked it up on the spot

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

​@@B.Saiju207 makes it more likely that that's a prepared line or even just lifted directly from his act

[@alfredthegreatkingofwessex6838]

To be honest it was pretty infuriating that historian just flew over that one.

[@Gogglesofkrome]

@@B.Saiju207 He does stand up comedy, so It'd be silly if he jokes didn't stand on their own merit. It's kind of hard for a joke to fly over the head of someone so tall

[@randomstranger623]

I don't get it. 😭

[@KuzuTomoki]

Sumito and Jon are so fuckin funny, you have such good chemistry with both of them I wish ya'll could just do this forever ;u;

[@Bad_Moon_Bill]

I love the little chris chan "I'll do a 360 and walk away" reference at 6:17

[@oldgrub]

normie

[@Bad_Moon_Bill]

@@oldgrub what me?

[@oldgrub]

@@Bad_Moon_Bill frankly

[@Bad_Moon_Bill]

@@oldgrub how

[@androgynousmaggot9389]

​@@Bad_Moon_Bill should have replied with "sorry I'm not Frankly, I'm Bill! checkmate normie" 👌

[@Styxlite9215]

At 13:48 these are literally lyrics in a Nirvana song. I'll give half the chorus and replace the other half with these words. " With the lights out, it's less dangerous Here we are now, entertain us I feel stupid, and contagious Here we are now, entertain us A Nigredo, an Albedo Citrinitas, a Rubedo"

[@crthejediknightninja]

3:26 THIS IS ENTIRELY TRUE I AM 6 FOOT 6 AND CAN'T HEAR SHIT FROM MY SHORT FRIENDS.

[@victorkreig6089]

"I'm on break" Sumito knows his shit

[@AlphaBushido]

I'm having the worst couple weeks. Currently stuck in the rain with a flat and a broken jack. This still made me smile just seeing it's up. Thanks bro.

[@dmign]

who asked

[@Knifegash]

wtf were you doing watching youtube in the middle of such a situation don't you even care about living

[@AlphaBushido]

Oh waiting on an old navy buddy who went to my house and grab my floor jack so he could bring it over.

[@ImCurrentlyNaked]

"Can I have another receipt please, I ate the bill" - that was an underrated joke. Got a chuckle out of me.

[@TubboDaKittyCat]

I KNEW THEIR WAS GONNA BE A CUT BIT OF THE PHILOSPHERS STONE FROM THE MYTHOLOGY EPISODE! I EVEN COMMENTED ABOUT IT WHEN IT CAME OUT!!!

[@jettpack9168]

2:58 reminds me of a time where i saw an incredibly unimaginably tall woman walk into her ice cream shop, and while i was baffled, her even taller boyfriend walks kn

[@ElArto95]

Surprised that all of these were cut out, yet the 10+ minutes where IH went on a tangent about a random energy drink made it in a video

[@dethofgod666]

Craigslist hitman sounds like it could be a flash game in the Golden age when I was in high school

[@natethegreat5968]

Going through the college process and can’t wait to be rejected

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

I still will never reject another hilarious episode of in the field

[@v0rtexbeater]

For anyone wandering, "how to make a pipe bomb" did spike in searches a lot after this video.

[@guy6330]

its looks good no it dose not its looks like a pile of dirt and stick something that a vegan would eat 10:34

[@stalecroissant2523]

I'm ten minutes into watching and i just now realize I'm watching rejected clips. Honestly might be one of my favorite vids cus there is so many topics covered and u get a nice mix of everything from the channel. Another high quality video from IH.

[@1Henrink]

Finding the correct meds it's hard, but it's part of the process. It's really good that you touched on this side of the subject, because many people give up on just not getting fast results

[@Ceedub3406]

20:08 in the united States you could just unalive all of them with your fireleg that you already had stuffed in your belt

[@christiankim6864]

Yes dude…. Finally. Yearly update. I like how historian made this channel for shitposts and faster updates but it slowly evolved into high quality, high effort videos that really belong on the main channel.

[@BL00DYME55]

And then did it again with Storymode. Started with 2-3 min long videos trying to explain the story while going off on tangents, getting distracted or completely getting bored half way through the video and not finishing it (but uploading it anyway lol). But now making an hour-long story analysis video with additional lore and everything.

[@Vaniity_Velvet]

for 2,500 dollars I could get a cheap car, a pistol and rob a bank in minecraft and then use my ill-gotten gains to just buy the Adobe company outright.

[@rich3083]

That dad joke at the end kek Also, I really liked this format, it was fun, Lewis was really great, hope he shows up more. Though, as much as I love Kudos and Ordinary Things, Sumito's pure comedic skill is hard to beat.

[@DilainMedia]

When your rejected content is better than 90% of the stuff out there.

[@FlorianDootz]

The amount of time I needed to realize that this episode is not about rejection but consists of rejected material.

[@luisalonsoxy3530]

Speaking of rejection, in high school we had to do some test or something and I needed a pen but only had pencils. So I did what any other person would do and asked the girl next to me “hey can I borrow a pen” but she interrupted me as I said “i” and put her hand up and said “eww....no” but she like eyed me up and down when she paused between the words. All I wanted was a pen and I got my self esteem punished. I didn’t even do the test, I just stared at the paper. That was like 5 years ago and I still don’t talk to new people. Rejection sucks, even worse when you’re not even asking them out...