Relax with Arthur Morgan | Red Dead Redemption 2 ASMR

Arthur Morgan pays you an unexpected visit and ends up helping you to relax during these stressful times by showing you some of his guns, going through his satchel, etc.
There are no major spoilers in this video, and hardly any spoilers at that. This video takes place in the RDR2 timeline before a particular event.
This is based on the Red Dead Redemption 2 video game of which I am a fan (also played RDR), have finished the game, and still feel a certain way about the ending. This is the first of plenty more Arthur Morgan / RDR / Western-themed videos to come in the future.
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What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's a non-scientific word that an everyday person came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles", but the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy the videos for their calming and sleepy effect.

[@kaminsod4077]

Nothin like a bit of tingles after puttin down some O'Driscolls.

[@dahkmanson913]

Haha nice one

[@SpaceCatNuggets]

I hated those vermin’s

[@SparklyTwo]

PUTTING DOWN

[@acegaming3678]

Poor Kieran

[@andreasviken2949]

I read this in Arthur's voice.

[@Gamer-bw8lm]

Arthur Morgan put a lot of people to sleep, but never this way

[@skylardunbar1193]

This is hilarious istg

[@dutchvanderlinde3227]

Let’s not look back boah

[@skylardunbar1193]

@@dutchvanderlinde3227 PFFT

[@dutchvanderlinde3227]

Fine! I still do it okay !

[@steelers_fan14]

@@dutchvanderlinde3227 your my brother aurthor

[@huskydragon2000]

Arthur: Dutch I want to do ASMR... I insist... Dutch: He insists...

[@conkerlive101]

Whispers: I gave you all I had Dutch

[@LIQUID_556]

A l l t h e m y e a r s d u t c h

[@barackobama1099]

i *I* *M* *P* *L* *O* *R* *E* you to let me do these asmr videos Dutch!

[@huskydragon2000]

@@isacjurvakainen6428 What are you lookin' at?

[@eila5388]

It’s for some extra MUNEH

[@Vergil9O]

LT: Stranger 0:56 B: Threaten 1:03 X: Defuse

[@siixu9075]

Underrated comment

[@thedoggoboi1979]

where is the aim weapon button?

[@gotthatrich5249]

where is the god damn muneh?

[@Abogado13]

This is a xbox one. Where is the ps4

[@deonsteward8736]

Choke

[@jhonnysins3039]

Arthur: puts 1 million dallars in the money box Dutch: we neeeed money...

[@mustachecrab9669]

We just need some more god damn money!

[@ReignsIsKing]

Don’t disrespect Dutch boi

[@SomeBody-cl3ph]

Shush black lung

[@Gustavo-op3rh]

MORE ONE TIME

[@obamabinboolin8128]

Some Bödy he ain’t no black lung he a hero that should never‘ve died ain’t that right Arthur

[@connorwalsh5692]

This didn’t make me tired it just made me get up and play red dead

[@BunnyBlazin]

Same

[@brandhey60]

Connor Walsh true

[@ComradeChaos]

Lol it’s 1 am and now I’m playing red dead fishing for some bass it just be like that sometimes

[@daynecee683]

I want to so bad but I’ve gotta wake up early tomorrow

[@youraveragefatman1804]

Me as well good sir

[@Kamui_MG]

*Arthur Rift Pulls you close and whispers in your ear* "I have Tuberculosis" *Then gently coughs*

[@mrburnt_hashbrown3575]

STOP FUELING MY DEPRESSION IM ALREADY HIGH ENOUGH

[@glizzyjoint3715]

Mr Burnt_Hashbrown ayo I’m on narcan for doing acid

[@jacklambeth1044]

That DaMn FarMER

[@BunnyBlazin]

O-ohh dadddy spread that tuberculosis all o-over!~ ngh! UwU

[@stanlytherobot4933]

@@BunnyBlazin are you from The Click?

[@johnmarston2227]

God dammit Arthur, I asked you to go get an oil wagon and instead you’re whispering in Lenny’s ear

[@legopop382]

LENNNNAYYY

[@somegirl4971]

He won't stop John please he keeps scarring the food away with it gun tapping and hat tapping

[@ElLokoRain_150]

XD

[@gm_fork]

LENNNNY MAH BOAH!!

[@crack_snorting_cat]

Hey there scarface

[@gemkrause]

DUTCH : what else have you been doing behind my back? ARTHUR: Asmr videos, Dutch.

[@imendezh6752]

Lmao

[@black_leg_sanji6496]

*whispering* Have some god damn faith Arthur...Tahiti, mangoes...

[@RobotWhispers]

I love this

[@daltongrubbs6688]

Plot twist: dutch is a cam girl

[@sophiasantos7669]

😂😂😂😂

[@sadieadler1504]

Arthur what are you doing stop breaking into peoples houses playing with your guns and then shooting them

[@ThatOneNerd2]

Sadie Adler lol

[@phazebeast7373]

🤣

[@Docfriday97]

She's right he should be shooting o'drisscols

[@ReignsIsKing]

That’s an imposter

[@phazebeast7373]

@@ReignsIsKing 🤣

[@archieshannon10]

This cured my lumbago.

[@BunnyBlazin]

Uncle why are you here?

[@jacobholmes7924]

John the rock farmer

[@BunnyBlazin]

@@jacobholmes7924 John the lumbago farmer

[@lerombus6020]

Too bad it didn’t cure Arthur’s tuberculosis!

[@BunnyBlazin]

@@lerombus6020 rest in piece baby 😢

[@xeno1019]

Gta Fans: OMG This kid on an oppressor won’t stop killing me! Red dead fans: L U M B A G O

[@sgt.flippy2389]

mMmMmoOooOnnEy

[@riot_dankz1106]

Pinkertons

[@bongo8243]

People who play both hope that oppressor get L U M B A G O

[@mindofjaxsin9730]

B O A H

[@toiletgamer7338]

nononono T A H I T I

[@GreenxJM3x]

Opens door, slowly walks in and whipsers "aha found ya Lenneh!"

[@Mointuspointus]

Lol

[@DeadSpacedOut]

i hate them damn whipserers lol

[@jonathancartwheelfruitloop3071]

Jamie Brown “lenny ma B O A H”

[@TM-vb5h]

My name is clyde

[@librarygamers3318]

I found you leeny

[@VaughanLakinYT]

This was all a plot Arthur was a distraction so the crew could sneak past and take all the persons assorted biscuits

[@ferno1ogy]

Tsuj Akinom oh fuck

[@Highland762mm]

I swear, me and a few of my friends were talking about the game and someone says..."man, do yall use them assorted biscuits at all?" And basically all in unison say "gosh yeah". They are perfect.

[@brandonbrowett3114]

Tsuj Akinom OOF

[@blonded0532]

Tsuj Akinom classic oatcakes are the best and most convenient provision in the game, don’t @ me

[@TheDude420.69]

those are the best healing core item Wait ... THE BISCUTS GAVE ARTHUR TB!

[@aidanadkins5922]

This guy must have the most bizarre Amazon purchase history ever.

[@another_random_ace8820]

He might just have beaten ERB

[@y0mama152]

Aidan Adkins not much different than mine

[@pryic4472]

Aidan Adkins underrated comment

[@hellodontcare7076]

At least he's committed! Lol

[@madagotthejail7098]

That weird kid who stalks you BuT wHaT iF ItS nOt FaKe

[@joshfernandez7318]

POV: You are an Englishman called Gavin and Arthur doesn’t even know it

[@mrthatguy6488]

Gavin?

[@Yourjustadumbinbreadhick]

Gavin!!!!!!!!!

[@prism_of_selves]

GAVIN!!!?

[@lolz-insect]

GAV, GAVIN!!!!!

[@AlexHimself719]

GAVIN!!! WHERE ARE YOU???

[@xredex6443]

Imagine if somebody opened violently the door and screamed at the top of his lungs LENNEEEEH

[@screwflower7647]

I wonder who would it be

[@Insane.I]

It might wake me up but it would be worth it

[@banana-vo2cr]

Wait there's two Arthur Morgans is this a time paradox????

[@salim5394]

hi

[@Stickygrenade-]

It's you or me buddeh

[@IndigenousRealGuy]

I was expecting a “ARE YOU TINGLED YET BOAH” I’m slightly disappointed

[@jjclark1035]

Easy boah itll come

[@jjclark1035]

@rihardo123 damn dude thats a good one you should tell the other kindergartners that

[@somerandomdude8840]

*starts to rattle me bones

[@hammedburger3712]

@@jjclark1035 dunno what you expect from a dude with a wojak pfp lol.

[@divine5340]

The way Arthur actually says boi is awesome like cmon “CMERE BOAH”

[@dutchvanderlinde6349]

WE'RE NOT CRIMINALS ARTHUR..... WE'RE OUTLAWS!

[@thatwaywardlad8947]

Well, you got a plan Dutch?

[@James-David]

WHERES YOUR GOD DAMN FAITH

[@FlynnMcTaggart]

T A H I T I

[@lauramcclelland3120]

WE JUST NEED MORE MONEEEEH!

[@kxmode]

WE'RE NOT OUTLAWS... WE'RE LAW BREAKERS!

[@peachykeen4741]

“I’ve killed quite a few folks with this” Me: sO rElAxInG

[@tex8564]

as a convicted War Criminal, I can confirm, it is very relaxing indeed.

[@lilsideburns3667]

@@tex8564 amazing achievement what did you do

[@tex8564]

@@lilsideburns3667 let's just say my Vacation to The Balkans in the 90s was quite thrilling.

[@COAagent]

Arthur's honor would increase after he leaves the cabin.

[@a.ortega4505]

Ryan he literally said my double action! And shower a single action

[@Extra_Three]

@@a.ortega4505 and he said carbine repeater when its a Lancaster lol

[@lennysummers2680]

Arthur this has gotten out of hand please stop trying to whisper in my ear while I sleep.

[@joshuastewart9091]

Found ya lenneh

[@Insane.I]

For some reason I was reading this aloud and it sounded just like Lenny

[@Stickygrenade-]

LleeeNnnEehh

[@vires3174]

I found you too

[@BunnyBlazin]

Found ya lenneh!

[@braydon8783]

This cured both my lumbago and Tuberculosis I now have faith

[@BiggieBig_]

But do you have more money?

[@yawningcheese4410]

Braydon Geiger gud for you. I had to do 13 months of rehab and lumbagex for my lumbago to get cured

[@gravepatch]

@@BiggieBig_ Goddamit i was gonna comment this.

[@gravepatch]

@@BiggieBig_ its " *MUNEH* " not " *money* "

[@crazyscottishboi3822]

What about a plan?

[@H1storyRemembers]

Putting ASMR and Red Dead Redemption 2 together is, fun. “It’s always relaxing to hear the trigger of a six shooter being pulled.” So I know how you played as Arthur.

[@iamreallybored7373]

Arthur what the hell are you doing

[@nodismack5366]

🤠

[@arthurmorgan9485]

Hosea dont take the bait that isn't me.

[@iamreallybored7373]

Don’t lie to me

[@arthurmorgan9485]

@@iamreallybored7373 I wouldnt lie. Did i lie about Clemens point and that it was a good spot

[@iamreallybored7373]

Hmmm you make a good point but I better not see stuff like this again Arthur

[@JHohenhauser]

Arthur survived RDR2 and became an ASMRist in Tahiti.

[@neolam]

i still seeing his heroic ending(depends which ending you got) and tears dropped

[@gingerbreadhat6865]

Tahiti.... It's a magical place

[@juniorjektoir1828]

Das the second Secret ending

[@hakonleira6525]

AngRepublika _ Muneh

[@jedidogma]

Dude wtf.... that's a major spoiler. What is wrong with you??

[@MerceAkaMax]

Should totally add a cowboy character to the Rift-verse

[@niallheaton2724]

Merce pick me

[@vagarityga7100]

I think since he got the equipment (if its not rented) he would add one

[@Nooben0]

I think you mean a hootin tootin boy

[@MerryweatherAlex]

ali kemal sancar it’s owned by rift all of his characters masks, clothes and props

[@Dogtles]

I've been waiting for this for years

[@darthmaul5081]

I‘m still playing rdr2 and it‘s still the Best game I‘ve ever played

[@cloaker5445]

Only thing is on ps4 sounds like you're arming a bomb

[@prism_of_selves]

real

[@JTripleCs]

I’ve just finished the game

[@arghunqon3774]

This video cured my Lumbago

[@abnormaltetricitisrex7269]

BeardOil 424 what’s lumbago

[@mrswizzlestickz2646]

Hey dude that's not cool. Lumbago is a very serious disease that cannot be cured and has no symptoms but still very very very very very slowly eats away at your body until you die....of natural causes. But the Lumbago does make it quicker.

[@LunarEdge7]

@@abnormaltetricitisrex7269 Lumbagouttahere

[@davidmari2122]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@timewellspent8137]

I typed the EXACT same thing just a little too late

[@christianwilson4895]

*walks into someone else's house armed with rifles and wearing a mask* "Relax, I'm only joking."

[@lilphoenixtl]

I always think of it clipping to your character walking in with a bandana on and the shopkeeper saying "TAKE THAT MASK OFF"

[@rikyjohnson1559]

*Antagonize* *DEFUSE*

[@Joey_Star_]

"don't worry my friend, it's just a prank, you can see the camera over yonder"

[@db790h]

@@shortysavage6094 😂 fishing whilst listening to rdr2 asmr

[@db790h]

@@shortysavage6094 it did?

[@ManWithNoFilter]

What other people see:relax with Arthur Morgan ASMR What I see:Red Dead Relaxin

[@codee2551]

Your comment is amazing

[@mrmelons8404]

Red dead relaxation 2

[@octane1503]

Amigo

[@ManWithNoFilter]

Octane hola amigo!

[@BunnyBlazin]

Red bed relaxation 2

[@youraveragefatman1804]

The Fact that he said Downes Ranch made me cry inside

[@jaymondlei8153]

The good, the bad, and the tingly.

[@enumaelish9193]

Jaymond Lei Lee Van Sleep as The Bad

[@MLA-noah]

A fistful of tingles

[@Hereticcity]

For a few tingles more

[@imtired475]

Once upon a time in the Tingle

[@ses694]

The Tingleslinger

[@whostheogrefromshrek8953]

You'd like to hear the sounds of my bullets? *Literally starts shooting*

[@poppaprinny1391]

This literally has me wheezing

[@itsyecow8280]

*activates deadeye*

[@ViperRulerlm]

"Helping You Fall Asleep with A Shotgun Blast to the Face ASMR"

[@xxx9edgelord6xxx81]

@@ViperRulerlm I mean, it will put you asleep. Permenantly

[@trentongoddard9583]

ITS HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH NOON

[@hentaiislife248]

You've yee'd your last haw, pardner

[@howdy3670]

Hentai IsLife 🤠

[@Liliasgaming]

Dam it he seen da meme

[@VierArgonaut]

So we’re just going to ignore this guys name..... ok.

[@pacampara123]

You've yippee'd yer last ka-yay you solm biyitch

[@staticc44]

@@VierArgonaut dude, the internet.. if his name weirds you out at this point you must be new here

[@somekidwithaphone3345]

“How do you know who I am?” I take control of your body from time to time and act like a pyhscopath

[@the_rat_king9796]

I prefer sociopath pyhscopath has something about it that’s worse

[@somekidwithaphone3345]

@@the_rat_king9796 I make a ton of explosive shotgun ammo and fire bottles need I explain more

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

@@somekidwithaphone3345 ah yes, burning people alive. My favorite part of the game tbh

[@somekidwithaphone3345]

@@TheUncivilizedNation yes

[@christiantanner9728]

@@TheUncivilizedNation here 9 months later to express something even more spectacular, I love the exquisite feeling of throwing bountys off a cliff after burning them to a crisp and unloading hundreds of bullets into them

[@The_Buddy_Christ]

Arthur Morgan relaxes you,1899 colorized

[@sommermiller3261]

PelizzaTheFirst what

[@eila5388]

Gunslinger discovers Satisfying nerve triggers, 1899 colorized

[@alex-yl9ms]

That one guy This is earlier than 1899.

[@landonfritz2563]

Hell yea brother. let them swing

[@grendel7192]

You forgot to cough uncontrollably

[@bobbywhite6897]

It's.... *LUMBAGO*

[@nothingbutdarkness2557]

@@bobbywhite6897 Not a job for man with terminal LUMBAGO

[@bobbywhite6897]

@@nothingbutdarkness2557 it's very serious

[@Bosco_the_Historian]

Before he got TB

[@yeetyeethar9810]

@@nothingbutdarkness2557 nothing some oatcakes can't fix tho

[@LORD_VOID]

Arthur: I'm gonna go to a feller named downes--- Me: *PAUSES VIDEO SO ARTHUR DOESNT GO THERE*

[@Zinc_Nitrogen]

I played red dead but I don't get it

[@Zinc_Nitrogen]

Oh I just remembered him nvm He s the one who gave Arthur tuberculosis.

[@r3ady780]

@@Zinc_Nitrogen I beat the game but don't remember this?

[@randomcustodes6345]

@@r3ady780 he coughs in Arthur’s eyes and gives him TB

[@randomcustodes6345]

@Mason Guyette The tb messes up his lungs. In the last stages, it’s extremely hard even now to treat. Arthur didn’t realise he had it until it was in its last stages. He was also working hard which made the disease worse..

[@BattleDroid739]

"Wow look at all these cool suits and items, grandpa must've been a really cool guy!" "Yeah, he used these things to whisper in people's ears and comfort them."

[@captainpanic3616]

"The absolute legend."

[@dartedvader]

Well little Timmy he made the ASMR version of old town road too.

[@TheDeathChamber10]

W.D. Gaster FUCK NO NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Koomoee]

Hotel? *L U M B A G O*

[@FreakOut229]

hahahah LMFAO

[@Ridalix]

Lmao hhhahah

[@ssnake3461]

Don’t worry, i gotta a plan!

[@ThePennyman503]

I thought it was trivago?

[@recruityboiii4485]

@@ThePennyman503 I really hope this is a joke if not R/woosh 😂

[@trappakappa8950]

What the hell have you been doin behind my back Arthur? With all these likes, maybe Arthur can start to see a little bit of faith.

[@AnonyMous-ob3yy]

Where’s you’re GODDAME FATH

[@bangalt3r590]

Getting Money for your plan, I reckon

[@Dreadder]

Uh oh he found out Arthur is doing asmr again

[@micahbell347]

Dutch we can still get the money!!!

[@leojay5076]

@@Dreadder hello there

[@IsThatLLucidx]

My dead eye core just went up watching this

[@CaptainWaldoe]

so sad that when you walked in you didn't say "Hey there, mister!"

[@mrmelons8404]

Okay I'll catch you later then

[@stanlytherobot4933]

*outta the damn way*

[@micahbell9227]

Black Lung

[@chrishansen3278]

Micah Bell Micah you rat

[@rascallygoose4926]

Micah Bell Can’t even kill a dyin’ man

[@grey_skies1978]

I love how you perfectly imitated Arthur’s “sure”

[@sectionx2275]

I know, when I heard him I was like “damn”

[@knightmare3973]

Now all we need is him to try and imitate Arthur’s "dumbass"

[@dylank69]

Shoar

[@pedroks7756]

When?

[@magnusaugustin2529]

Pedront Teiron 4:19

[@shekelgoldstein]

0:00 - intro (talking) 4:20 - gloves 7:40 - spurs 10:35 - talking 14:15 - hat 17:15 - lancaster repeater 21:20 - revolvers 31:30 - satchel 33:35 - gun oil 35:15 - hair tonic 38:00 - pomade 40:35 - cigarette cards 48:08 - journal 54:00 outro

[@codenamedeeznuts]

Ty

[@shekelgoldstein]

TCG np fam

[@eeveeishere6643]

Thank you

[@mediy0]

Thx

[@ethanhowey1623]

Tysm

[@sjoerd.2004]

Arthur: “HAHA FOUND YA LENNY” Lenny: “what are you doing Arthur” Arthur: “Calm down, I’m just making an Asmr video”

[@boiledcheetos7359]

Coughing ASMR: Arthur Morgan gives you Tuberculosis.

[@codenamedeeznuts]

;-;

[@14john15]

"Perhaps you could help somebody"

[@kristopherfelixsjoberg1629]

Finally, I can die-

[@s2sboc38]

I got TB- Arthur Morgan

[@mgz_lxw4492]

😂

[@pinesy9452]

When I saw the title I thought it was just gonna be him walking in the room and whispering 'yee haw' and walking away.

[@Kat-Bat]

inhaler lol! Would that have been better or worse than this?

[@Narurulla123]

Knowing Uncle ER, I would have not been surprised 😂

[@mACABREnOIR]

Me: *starts videos and closes eyes preparing to relax* Rift: *WHERES THE GODDAMN MONEY*

[@robloxsquad2569]

FART

[@Antunes762]

Its not rift.. *iTs ArThUr1!1!1!*

[@tanishatoombs-wiks8309]

Just open your eye to be like holy shit!

[@y0mama152]

Dean Root lol

[@rexxior8]

Im choking on my spit 😂💀

[@deadhacksteam7998]

I honestly never cry or get emotional in general especially about games. RDR2 was the first game that made me cry by the ending and John's part. It was such a beautiful adventure! 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Megalorzs]

I can't. Cry in any games mostly because of one thing FUCKING SPOILERS

[@TCMk23]

Now Rift, I have a plan for more tingles but first we need moooore money!

[@notthalis9545]

Arthur Morgan, my name is Dutch Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, and we need moooooore money!

[@milkayy380]

Just one good score and we can leave this place.

[@theta_clips]

TCMk23 MUNEH*

[@gravepatch]

"I come fo' muneh, *MUNEH* " *makes a money hand gesture*

[@finestin92]

But do you have a plan? It must be an easy one because of my LuMbaGo

[@elyaakabiayman8911]

Uncle er the type of guy to maintain eye contact with his barber

[@jedyzichterman358]

ElYaakabi Ayman Underappreciated comment

[@madtitan2174]

he the type of guy to cut his own hair an make an asmr video out of it

[@meme_aids]

@@madtitan2174 While keeping eye contact the whole time

[@colindaughtrey665]

Do you see his hair, what barber?

[@OblivionImperialGuard]

ElYaakabi Ayman I can imagine uncle having a replica-clone of himself getting his hair cut while staring dead-on at himself

[@0utiaw217]

Dutch:Arthur what the hell are you doing Pinkertons are coming let’s move Arthur:hold on let me do some asmr Dutch:what the hell is that Arthur:you will see

[@sgt.flippy2389]

*After Arthur intentionally lures Dutch into a deep slumber he then continues to ditch the gang with just 10$ from the disposals box with him. He is now in Tahiti living the Dream*

[@dutchvanderlinde3227]

It’s worth it

[@drake-rq9nn]

@@dutchvanderlinde3227 welp dutch's plan did work out in the end huh

[@Headtapped762]

@@dutchvanderlinde3227 we need money.

[@daltongrubbs6688]

The way you say "sure" was so on point

[@jasoncrawford4185]

Arthur: My names- Me: *LET ME HEAR YOUR GLOVES*

[@yk_049]

imagine arthur coming back to camp from this trip, gathering the gang around the campfire for a nice, classy asmr session

[@demijones7537]

I can listen to Arthur's and Charles' voice all day

[@mrburnt_hashbrown3575]

RiNg DaNg DoO

[@LianCasablacks]

Wholesome

[@RogueGonzo12]

Dutch: geld him Bill: YEAH Arthur: hold on a second there Bill Bill: what for Arthur? Arthur: I got something in mind (Arthur walks up close to Kieran's ear) Arthur: you wanna hear the sound of my gloves? Kieran: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Mointuspointus]

It's better than having your balls umm what's the word?...

[@RogueGonzo12]

@@Mointuspointus castrated

[@Mointuspointus]

Yeah that

[@prettykewlanima1003]

How bout' the tappin on the stock o' my rifle? Mmm, that noise.

[@braydencirton9354]

When he was riding the horse with his head in his hands, how did his head not fall, how did his hands stay up, how did the horse know where to go? So many questions

[@lllhama4748]

Arthur: coughs Dutch: get the hell away from me

[@יראלאור]

You have entered legendary video recommendation , find and inspect clues to watch it

[@iamreallybored7373]

No matter what you choose I still get attacked by that damn bear

[@javierescuella2960]

@@iamreallybored7373 You never told us that story brother, what happened?

[@jackcolbert05]

I like how his double action is a actually a single action

[@loekayo1227]

You're a smart 1 i thought i was the only 1

[@nadersabra1029]

Me to

[@crazyscottishboi3822]

And his carbine repeater is actually a Winchester or Lancaster

[@Insane.I]

crazy scottish boi both of those being carbine repeaters.

[@sgt.flippy2389]

Bc it only takes a single action to make me c- carry my Double Action

[@Mxtthew24]

“Money Lending and Other Sins IV completed”

[@SEESBoy-hy8jz]

"Strauss needs to speak with you"

[@Mxtthew24]

I love this community.

[@cxpycxt13]

Dutch: we need money. Preston Garvey: there’s a settlement nearby with money, I’ll mark it on your map.

[@sethrowley8086]

No it’s too powerful

[@Zinc_Nitrogen]

Settler:I'm not sure where the raiders are. Preston:it's okay we 'll just- Dutch:YOU CALL THEM NOW . WHERE ARE YOUR PINKERTONS NOW HUH!

[@arinsam69420]

Its pronounced "muneh"

[@Gamer_Mama_0611]

Preston: We have a fortified Castle that next to a deserted Island Dutch:...an island

[@benj.pit2449]

Literally no one: Arthur Morgan: wHo wAnTs tO hEAr mY gLoVE sOUnDs

[@t6amygdala]

@Win Sieg no hablo tortilla

[@thenavigator2559]

@Win Sieg no hablo salsa

[@t6amygdala]

@Win Sieg no hablo tortilla

[@mylesscott9747]

@Win Sieg no hablo taco

[@CloudMac11]

Lmaoooo at this thread

[@diamondgamez6730]

Dutch: ''We are not criminals Arthur!'' Arthur: ''Then what are we?'' Dutch: ''We are ASMRtists!'' Arthur: ''...''

[@MrMcSonny]

Thats when Dutch finally lost his mind

[@kenway3454]

LENNY !?

[@user-schepa_t]

alright boah

[@sgt.mittens2451]

Arthur: “Uhh...*coughs* what, is that? *coughs* Dutch: ”we whisper in your ear.” Arthur: *coughs while wheezing* “The hell? Are you having a heat stro, *coughs* troke?”

[@user-sp2jg9rx8r]

XD

[@seebcar1403]

14:24 the line on your forehead is the proof to the statement

[@sk83r59]

Yep, hes been wearing it for years xD. The amount of likes this comment gets is how many years he has been wearing it.

[@corngod8082]

Sk8er8dude Gaming I guess none

[@Chaos1226DBD]

@@corngod8082 actually it's two now *:p*

[@cj4210]

@@sk83r59 nice. Begging for likes.

[@sk83r59]

@@cj4210 ikr. People do stuff for stupid shit, such as clickbait! You should know this by now, and idk if u knew, but likes on comments don't do anything. It's 2019, live with it! :)

[@Gamer_Mama_0611]

I am loving all the many different little sounds. The leather gloves, the creaking of the wooden floors, the spurs, everything. All that plus the binaural microphone.

[@Dovaz921]

I swear to god if it starts off with a cough

[@yungpig2233]

That's dirty😂

[@HeyImTiP]

The Gamer Dragon oof

[@cameronbeatt8462]

The Gamer Dragon ahaha 😂

[@titusidol2773]

Jonathan Bronner tuberculosis ...

[@poopoocaca4044]

Jonathan Bronner did you play the game buddy?

[@sage5891]

When he asked “if your wondering how I got my beard and hair so long” and then pulls out the hair tonic I thought this was a sponsored video for a second. 35:05

[@dwaynethewokjohnson9915]

He’s trying his hardest to greet us and not accidentally shoot us

[@micahbell3075]

Dutch: arthur what are you doing behind my back Arthur: its complicated

[@bobherbshaw870]

F u Micah

[@TomTomGil]

Your a rat

[@amandatee3282]

CHILLLLL

[@Ana-wk7pf]

Snake

[@johnmarston7261]

You Rat

[@JustAGigolo1985]

Normal People: Boy Memester’s: Boi Red Dead Redemption 2 Fans: Boah Edit: Thank you for the likes and I'm happy I was able to make ya'll laugh and or smile.

[@y0mama152]

American Railroading Productions it’s so true I remember when I was a normal person now I’m at red dead redemption fan

[@apethemovie5616]

Realest thing I heard all day😂😂😂

[@JustAGigolo1985]

@@apethemovie5616 Thanks

[@JustAGigolo1985]

@@y0mama152 Same

[@SlavicBoi]

I guess I'm a Memester

[@peaks781]

“You want me to tap on it?” “SHORE”

[@thegodofmemes]

The "shouw" at 4:19 is absolutely perfected

[@stef248]

21:36 “Which one would you care to listen to first? Cattleman revolver? Alright. Good choice.” *Shoots you with the cattleman*

[@EntitledJokerVA]

I'd much prefer the rifle, sir!

[@fable_enthusiast]

@@EntitledJokerVA I'd prefer tuberculosis

[@IceBear702]

What if you wanted to go to Tahiti... But Dutch said.. JUST ONE MORE SCORE

[@nate8074]

WE NEED MUNEH

[@rival_2406]

But we have a plan !!!!

[@leojay5076]

Have some Goddddammmmm FAITH ARTHUR FAITHHHHH

[@h1rhs33]

Magical place

[@guywhodoesstuff3314]

M A N G O S

[@zaneman001]

Random Cowboy Breaks into Your House and Shows You His Jingle Bob's

[@mentzert4rd]

Sounds like something I would find on.... A website other than youtube

[@conradtokyo7368]

Oh? On god?

[@LVNVSmash]

Sounds like the beginning of a late night cinemax movie

[@therealsmugone]

@@LVNVSmash yeah sounds like some skinemax

[@cowgirlannie5907]

Lol

[@negativecreep9140]

Dutch when you're getting a little too sleepy: WAKE EM' UP A LITTLE!!!

[@krumlet5683]

I’m looking for an English feller named Gavin Has anyone seen Gavin!!!

[@n4turalb0rnkillerz]

He's in a black hole sorry

[@braydencirton9354]

I swear to god

[@chef_saumon3449]

He wont come back I threw him of the bards crossing bridge because he HAD MONEY AND I NEED MONEY BECAUSE ITS ALL A PART OF THE PLAN

[@Merstone0502]

I’m lookin for yuri

[@souhardyochandra1967]

Looking for a cheap pussy anyone seen one lying around ??

[@jeuzz3171]

*Looks at you with dramatic stare, picks toothpick out of mouth* "Boah, you don't know how long I've waited for this"

[@zoeynicole7864]

Its Boy not boah dumbass

[@kl-kv7wc]

@@zoeynicole7864 Boah

[@LifeRewind0119]

@@zoeynicole7864 Boah

[@knockoffgroot4963]

@@zoeynicole7864 r/whoooooosh

[@nukewolf97]

Zoey Nicole's Channel r/wooosh

[@maidstonefantv7148]

Dutch randomly bursts through the door and screams WE JUST NEED MONEY!

[@robloxsquad2569]

OMG LOL

[@fuckitweballin759]

Micah also walks in and is like "HELLO BLACK LUNG!"

[@intention8288]

So lemme get this straight, he saw my place had its lights on, took a peek through the window, and decided to walk into my house uninvited Bold man indeed

[@mrintruder]

It’s Arthur Morgan he doesn’t need to be invited

[@Necrom6]

Well, he is the player character

[@1400-s1r]

ER: your house looks neglected and needs to be fixed Me: *LET ME HEAR THE SOUND OF YOUR GLOVES*

[@Antunes762]

Wdym with "ER"?

[@jupiterstarr8954]

🤣🤣🤣

[@egorb6441]

Я открываю коммент и он меняется

[@bean_eater1209]

Red Dead Redemption 2 unused cutscene (leaked)

[@ThatOneNerd2]

House of Beans lol

[@c4ster.1]

A 50 minute cutscene?

[@imdavidxd7793]

Thats a long ass cutscene

[@mrmans3956]

Nobody: Arthur: YOU BETTER LISTEN TO MY JINGLE BOBS BOAH

[@nihilistic.overdose6855]

YOU BETTER LISTEN TO THEM *YOU BETTER*

[@reallyspecialguy.6291]

*I GOT SPURS THAT JINGLE JANGLE, JINGLE JANGLE!*

[@jupiterstarr8954]

🤣🤣

[@todorokimarston4598]

...

[@todorokimarston4598]

@@nihilistic.overdose6855....

[@randomcrap7682]

In a soothing whisper: “I have a plan arthur, we just need more money”

[@navinjuggernath4942]

Hey There Niko

[@Arthurmorgan18675]

Let's go bowling

[@ELP_PeeZy]

Go watch gta 4 asmr

[@arthurmorgan7563]

Ok i have to tell you guys one thing I‘m not dead john too right now me and john live in tahiti and im making asmrs and he is a pofrssional rock farmer

[@Insane.I]

Arthur Morgan whut about Micah?

[@ivycentral8694]

@@Insane.I oh micah is just trying to NOT shoot the natives in Tahiti.

[@BunnyBlazin]

ARTHUR WHAT ABOUT LENNEH?

[@ivycentral8694]

@@BunnyBlazin LENNEH MY BOY-

[@CharCar92yt]

Rock farmer youbsayt

[@ok-up4qx]

Imagine a guy coming into your house for no reason, and then when you tell him that you like the sound of the gloves, and the guy literally does 50 minutes of ASMR infront of your face bcz you liked the glove sound.

[@drusasachamian1168]

Some of that snake moonshine will do it

[@user-xu9jc8ie3x]

I would ask him like: Have you seen a man called GAVIN?

[@bradley698]

You forgot to mention that he's armed

[@g59tothegrave]

*honor increases

[@user-nc4yb8rd3g]

This guy actually looks like a RDR2 Online character lmao

[@davidwhite5180]

‘This guy’

[@user-nc4yb8rd3g]

david white This guy, yes

[@dontquestionmyprofilepicpl4504]

This cured my red dead depression

[@bombbasher]

Little do we that just before the end of RDR2, as arthur stared off into the sunset, a rift open up and out steped a plague doctor, who grabbed arthur and carried him back threw the rift.

[@bombbasher]

Arther: where are we going? Corvus: we are going to Tahiti my friend.

[@jill701]

This is now canon. 😭

[@BelligerentKnight2481]

I hope Uncle E confirms this

[@bluepatriot6078]

What’s a pleage doctor? I’ve heard of a plague doctor but not a pleage

[@AbeLuvsTheatres]

BluePatriot 60 they edited it, but still can’t formulate a coherent sentence 😂

[@formeitisthemcchicken]

Relaxing with Arthur Morgan is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[@louismorgan-ray4400]

I was searching for this comment. Wasn't disappointed.

[@deathattachedghost3457]

Enjoy The 45% Meat Then, Along With The Bones. 😬

[@octoan]

Death Attached Ghost woooosh

[@Cosmo23]

@@deathattachedghost3457 r/woooooosh

[@halyomorpha]

@@deathattachedghost3457 45% meat and bones is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[@xnimoeee8410]

Why I never saw this?! And the comments are Gold Wtf, we just need more MoOoNneEEeEyy

[@nathanfinlay103]

You mean moneh

[@thattylerguy2104]

Am I the only one who took forever to realize that Arthur's facial hair grows, I was used to gta where it was just something you could add or remove

[@Gamer_Mama_0611]

No I had a fan of the game sitting beside me watching me play for the first time & they were overloading me with all the information "He can shave, or you can visit the town, oh in town you must have a bath, and also there's a theatre!!!" 😂

[@mrburnt_hashbrown3575]

I wish asmr cured tuberculosis 😞 I'm still crying

[@ct--we2xu]

Well I got lumbago

[@killah_bal_48]

@@ct--we2xu very serious

[@YoPiAir]

@GÖÖSË GET UP

[@deadxgamer6577]

Johns better

[@killah_bal_48]

@@deadxgamer6577 ?

[@ballerinaonamusicbox]

I didn’t know they had ASMR in 1899

[@genericwhitemale9566]

Its existed for basically as long as the Human Race has existed. (And yes I know you're joking)

[@wastewoodrockers5526]

GenericWhiteMale Hey! I've seen ur comments on Fast Eddies videos lol

[@genericwhitemale9566]

@@wastewoodrockers5526 wasn't me. I don't know who that is. Probably another guy named GenericWhiteMale.

[@wastewoodrockers5526]

GenericWhiteMale What? No way!

[@franklind.roosevelt3632]

@@genericwhitemale9566 nigga u gay asf

[@soltypeekboi5077]

Nobody: Arthur: AnY OnE WAnnA HeAr mY hAT SoUnDs

[@howedaddy6122]

This made me laugh XD

[@g59tothegrave]

*honor increases

[@moraxiom]

man i can’t believe i’m finding this so late, this is good stuff. annnnd now i want to play the game again 😭😭

[@ericfloress3]

I wonder if he took any hair and beard tonics

[@TheCMranch1]

Who you callin Pin head 3 every day

[@alpha597]

I'm dirty dan

[@3xacharm]

No i’m Dirty Dan

[@hunterphill42525]

@@3xacharm No I'm dirty Dan

[@swaggaming69420]

@@hunterphill42525 ê

[@BlueCrayolaful]

"I'm heading over to Downes ranch" Me: "nooooo..don't go, Arthur!!"

[@f-14enthusiast63]

BlueCrayolaful why?

[@BlueCrayolaful]

@@f-14enthusiast63 if you've played the game, you'll know why he shouldn't go to Downes ranch.

[@donovanwilliams1378]

because when the guy spits in Arthur’s face that’s how he got tuberculosis

[@gunzail446]

Strauss:Go to Downes ranch Arthur:Why not Me:You go Strauss!

[@prettykewlanima1003]

Ok, you all need to hear me out for this. I generally had remorse for Arthur. He tried to help his gang, and he got killed doing it. I remember, just before he was killed, I would let him go on these shopping sprees, and he would pet all the dogs he could, and help all the people he could. He died, and i felt bad. Generally bad. R.I.P. Arthur!!