Relax with Patient 0000047 | ASMR

Professor Clemmons performs an experiment consisting of various treatment methods on Patient 0000047 at Arkham Sanitarium.
New here to the Arkham Sanitarium/ Rift World lore? You can read more at my website: ephemeralrift.....
If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR? Why, I'm glad you asked!
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy the hell out of creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
Best wishes,
E.R.
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[@thomasthetriggeredengine1074]

he looks on the brink of tears and boy i sure can relate

[@gales6064]

@random all mannequins can feel, duh

[@stormsummers8461]

thomas the triggered engine if cermit was a human, this would be him

[@TheSergio1021]

I havent closed my eyes since 1998

[@rorokhorosho]

if i was camera shy i would not stare at a camera for nearly a full hour with no movement whatsoever, id probably fucking drop dead if i had to stare at someone ive never met like that. ...unless he’s already dead?

[@soasdoesstuff6342]

🗿🗿🗿

[@lalodixit5944]

Your videos are like a mix between asmr and scp files

[@dualwieldroxas358]

At this point, i think Rift is an SCP and his "Wife" and "Son" are really scientists who help contain him xD

[@MyLaundryStinks]

AS(CP)MR

[@thesun5112]

He does draw inspiration from the SCP universe for some of his videos and his own riftworld

[@Breakfast_and_Bullets]

Sleep Containment Protocol

[@dylanartressia1677]

He did do SCP 049 asmr

[@Seandaguy]

Asmrtists : asmr is not weird Also asmrtists : 17:00

[@ForFurtherNotice]

I wish I had one, they look fun.

[@ME-wp6ww]

🤣

[@rargnari2606]

17:00 to 20:38

[@introvertforlife898]

shon Tamir 😂😂😂

[@metawarp7446]

To be honest... Weird is never *good.* But sometimes it's *GREAT*

[@Douchebagus]

Clothing store owner: Has anyone seen my mannequins? Ephemeral rift:

[@waddupbud8060]

Your comment deserves to be waaaayyy up there😂😂😂

[@internetman1934]

ER:😳😬

[@Ghost-ns8vs]

If so those eyes are wacked

[@pilsner_film614]

Well yes but actually no

[@Max-bw2di]

Hels captive by two kitsunes Sorulay is so good

[@chase.was.h3r3]

This is how I look watching my hot pockets in the microwave

[@coopercan]

And your profile picture is how your hot pockets look back at you.

[@sharkwithnotoes3051]

Both of these comments are complete gold

[@Red-bz8no]

Sharktopus I second that

[@CipherVoheim]

@@coopercan too me, that's the face I make when I don't let the hot pockets cool before taking a bite.

[@coldheartedstudios8922]

So is Elmo in hell or is he the hot pocket?

[@DuskHopz]

I swear if that thing blinks I'm gonna chuck my phone at the wall

[@lilchokeoncheetodust6498]

Deathly Wishes that’s actually a good comment

[@madbutglad2050]

Yeis

[@generalraven9804]

*blinks*

[@NickKnackisB4ck]

@@generalraven9804 *SCREAMS IN SPANISH*

[@MirrorsMind0]

What if it blinks when YOU blink?

[@MonaGC.]

Hello patient 0000047. Hows the bar code on the back on your head?

[@Sweet_Tooth_Art]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@OmarGarcia-zx2yl]

Your Medic Achievement profile picture fits so well with the video. Also, how do you record Tf2??

[@literallydale1265]

Omar Garcia use OBS or bandicam

[@LaDyLuCk2900]

*Reads this comment in Diana's voice*

[@wormbag80]

HITMAN IS THAT YOU

[@crofregernish4695]

Time Stamps for Fellow Patients Preliminary Measures 0:00 Taking down observations of 47 3:15 Listening to 47's brain Treatment begins 4:06 TRS stimulation (tapping, rubbing, and scratching) 8:54 Assisted arm movements 10:25 Assisted TRS stimulation on patient's self 13:22 Cutting mat treatment 15:44 Petroleum-based, flightless, featherless land fowl treatment 20:41 Plastic wrap treatment 23:48 Stethoscope brain check 24:25 Lemon treatment 26:54 Stiff bristle stimulation 28:58 Latex glove stimulation 32:54 Brushing treatment 35:15 Near-ear candling 37:38 Oil massage Red Banana is done 39:50 Final stethoscope check 40:28 Summary notes

[@generichumanbeing6973]

15:44 is beating a cock and beating someone with that cock

[@Nevertobeseenagainlmao]

Petroleum based flightless featherless land fowl is another work for a cock i guess

[@opmods2032]

The dedication

[@nefilimwarrior1747]

Thanx

[@tjebbecnossen511]

Nobody: Patient number 0000047: 🗿

[@jetblackwing]

😂😂😂😂

[@shala_shashka]

Tjebbe Cnossen if i could reward you with a medal that said "funniest stupid comment" i would

[@mox1578]

😂 *touche*

[@elettrored6440]

I'm still wondering what i did wrong in my life to end up watching someone tap a mannequin's head with a plastic chicken

[@ReallyTwistedHumor]

You know exactly what you did

[@GhostlyDilemma]

You did everything absolutely right

[@snake-rp1yz]

Its not bcs what u did it's bcs u did nothing

[@dallaportaceline8431]

I laughed so hard at this

[@therealglop8424]

justanotheritaliancook I really care about your feelings about this comment and I’m not being sarcastic at all

[@walker63163]

Hitman: Agent 0000047 is less of a catchy title lol😂😂😂

[@RubenDiasMasterclass]

Ello I am callin from de bank

[@icydata1233]

Maybe his rival is agent 42:42

[@wtfmoment5761]

@@RubenDiasMasterclass XD

[@BungD]

imagine if at the very end of the video he blinked

[@Jimmiesmom]

No

[@WPolarizz]

I don't want to

[@endermage77]

How does one blink with no eyelids?

[@timmyg8888]

@@Ceciless_Watcher... that's not how long the video goes on

[@jackzx13]

@@timmyg8888 that's... the joke.

[@GoTommyBoy]

E.R. you should have a file clerk in the bowels of arkham going through some old documents and redacting certain info. The "File Clerk" could be a new character and instead of you explaining the world you could have the File Clerk explain it through context of the files.

[@endermage77]

Well, that's like, Your Opinion, man.

[@zeddy2284]

@@endermage77 bruuuuh

[@aidanverhoef4352]

Good idea that would be really cool

[@HeathBlair]

Yes!!! That would be so cool!!!!!

[@jacobmotosicky439]

How'd you get Mark Zuckergurg in a video!?

[@a.l2025]

He caught him at low batteries

[@LaDyLuCk2900]

@@a.l2025 And stuck him in the freezer 😆

[@TheSergio1021]

Lured him in with smoked meats

[@TheDude420.69]

Jacobious Motosickous eh the factory has A LOT of them

[@gring6101]

*_Z U C C_*

[@bennygokgoye3974]

Could you do an scp reading for the horror bois?

[@GoTommyBoy]

This, but instead it's a file clerk in the bowels of arkham going through some old documents and redacting certain info. The "File Clerk" could be a new character and instead of E.R. explaining the world he could have the File Clerk explain it through context of the files.

[@whitestorm8287]

Boi hes done a scp one

[@reubencramer2073]

Imagine if he did femur breaker ambient sounds

[@Gobeman]

Essentially "Could you do a Volgun SCP video as ASMR"?

[@AceTheEgg]

D-boi asmr?

[@sly1299]

this subject is rather handsome... that beautiful gaze makes him a heartthrob

[@DimensionC--ih5hf]

sly lmao

[@hodjokosan]

doki doki

[@LaDyLuCk2900]

You Sly Devil 😛

[@generichumanbeing6973]

A Dick throb

[@HelareASMR]

hypnotizes and scares at the same time 😍 wonderful work as always!

[@devlynnaqvi8735]

My cock is still sore, bruh

[@timothyprice3264]

It’s amazing how much Rift has changed over the years. I remember his Disney Land chocolates taste test video and now we’re here with the “nothing man” video. He’s really grown in remarkable ways and I almost feel like I’m in some sort of social experiment video. Keep up the amazing and most creative ASMR work on KZbin, ER!

[@sodiumhypochlorite1196]

He protec He attac But most importantly, That patient looks high as Facc

[@whitemonoblos3605]

XD

[@fuckchocouch]

請找我pls find me just as all patients should be

[@J_C_May]

He protec He attac But most importantly He look like gaddamn egg

[@blackheart6162]

It fucking does hahahahaha

[@LaDyLuCk2900]

He protec He attac But most importantly He always stares back

[@gaelporras3365]

Me: this is kinda scary... Mannequin: I know right? Me: what?! Mannequin: *...*

[@IIIMDGIII]

Good luck 47, I will leave you to prepare.

[@chicnflopper6460]

Hey girl, are you Nyarlathotep? Cause this video is making my skin crawl.

[@dualwieldroxas358]

How to fm'latghor h' yogor

[@saverilis1982]

Underrated...both of you

[@DeathSurgeonKid]

pick up line 10/10 would let elder gods possess my body

[@saverilis1982]

Doccium why stop there, E.R. showed us how to get possessed by satan

[@TheFortuneCat]

0:00 - Intake form for patient 0000047. 3:18 - Using stethoscope. 4:07 - Head tapping treatment. 8:05 - Agressive shoulder massage. 8:55 - Arm excercises, (hand movements). 10:25 - Patient taps on own head. 13:20 - Cutting mat treatment. 15:43 - Rubber chicken treatment. 20:40 - Peculiar Plastic Pouch Procedure. 23:40 - Rechecking patients brain waves. 24:27 - Lemon treatment. 26:52 - Polishing that bald head. (Hard brush). 29:00 - Latex glove treatment. 32:45 - Painting your head. (Soft brush). 35:10 - Candle treatment. 37:40 - Scalp massage. 39:45 - Checking brain function. 40:20 - Release form conpleted.

[@fcnth]

It's about time Agent 47 had some relaxation in his life.

[@rhysheathcote7142]

How am I meant to fall asleep when every time I open my eyes I see a bald Draco Malfoy staring at me 🌝

[@IsabruhMoment]

_Oh god that IS Draco, isn’t it_

[@frenchyfries_0537]

Don’t open your eyes😈

[@user-dm1zs3xr5u]

🤣🤣

[@toyking97]

Wow such great acting! He doesn't blink at all!

[@henrihatch7429]

that man is looking intently into my soul and I feel that

[@Cloakingpower]

Us: Oh cool, mannequin asmr 0000047: *Ava Maria plays intensely on repeat.*

[@hodjokosan]

Zombie if its not a blood money reference then i would go with a gymnopedie rather than ave maria

[@Cloakingpower]

@Zombie blood money all the way

[@colbyjacklin4580]

Me: nothing My sleep paralysis demon starimg at me from the end of my bed: 👀

[@KnightSlasher]

Legend has it that if you stare at him for long enough your soul gets sent to satan.

[@AhNoWiC]

Welp, i already sold my soul to him like 3 years back for tingles, so no real issue there

[@flyaway9086]

@@AhNoWiC I thought you sold it for Pringles.... Don't do it.

[@dianheart2243]

I have no soul.

[@Brainhorn]

@@dianheart2243 Nobody does lol

[@bluesphere4860]

@@AhNoWiC How are you gonna get outta debt?

[@ohmyyeet.1149]

All of Australia just fell asleep right now

[@whitemonoblos3605]

XD

[@ConvD59]

Australia’s not real

[@NickKnackisB4ck]

@@ConvD59 like Canada? I've heard people say Canada isn't real either.

[@baby3539]

Oh, my yeet. what’s Australia

[@endermage77]

Dontcherknow the planet just ends at the borders of the U.S.A. and Hawaiii is actually the moon

[@Lola-tn6wx]

Perfect timing!! On the strike of midnight for me in Australia! Time to sleep now 🤩😴

[@chrisbade2119]

Eyyy, same here mate

[@zacledingham8298]

2am here across the ditch.

[@lachieblandford9639]

Straya gang

[@chicnflopper6460]

QLD QLD QLD

[@omicronlyrae6228]

10pm west straya time

[@sleepmeditation147]

Ephemeral Rift you are literally on my top 10 asmr channels. If it was not for FredsVoice Asmr, ASMR Cherry Crush,Grace V and yourself I would not have been inspired to pursue asmr as a hobby.

[@joebhoy77]

I dropped a sub keep up the gd work

[@gianmarcovinals483]

Someone: *listens to ASMR Cherry Crush* Me: Ah yes, a man of culture

[@timeforabuse92]

Most subtle and unnoticeable form of self promotion I have ever seen, but I, see through your lies

[@sleepmeditation147]

@@joebhoy77 Really appreciate it.

[@orin6705]

Honestly, if I saw that damn thing in my living room, I'd stomp on it until it was a small brown stain.

[@the_real_NYEH]

Fact of the day: KZbin is 70% of my phones battery usage in the last 10 days, and youtube is only on for rift videos while I relax and sleep. Rift videos are on for up to 16 hours a day, all week. This man is the reason I don’t snap from the stress of trying to make a living in Canada.

[@sharkwithnotoes3051]

What's Canada?

[@mypfpiswhatourphonesees4294]

Umm doctor. I think you should inform the guard to check on patient 2359990, he's not around anymore i think he might have escaped or something

[@ameme8277]

Oh, no need to worry. I heard him in 013265's cell about an hour ago. It's probably just another breakout attempt.

[@mypfpiswhatourphonesees4294]

@@ameme8277 ohh i see. Btw lol did u heard about patient 45990? He swallowed his fork again lol, thank god patient 3499220 was there to help him out

[@joebhoy77]

Guys i need some help patient 1663829 if attacking ppl with a spoon again hes badly injured patient 28181993....😰

[@ForFurtherNotice]

Don’t worry, I gave him an anesthetic, he’s out cold now. I actually also heard that patient 056479269 tried to figure out what everything tastes like, so she licked practically everything in the Sanitarium without disturbing anyone or without anyone noticing. I feel like you should run some more tests on her.

[@bluesphere4860]

That's cool and all, but I heard patient -16 doesn't support gay rights

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

LEGEND has it that if your stare at this man long enough, you will gain powers beyond imagination

[@_B.C.H_]

Omg I gained so much power. That it made my dad disappear.. 😭

[@ethancrowe280]

It's either powers or Satan

[@MoarCargoNG]

He has become more powerful than any Jedi has ever dreamed of. If you strike him down he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

[@IsabruhMoment]

I dunno, I think I’ve always been able to repel people away from me with my mind? I don’t think it’s a new thing.

[@undeadsoldier3258]

This is what shaggy did to be so powerful

[@user-fi9ol6yr1f]

Me: *trying to sleep* My brain: sHorT LivED CrAcK.

[@Brunottilegende]

It's 16:00 here in The Netherlands but I could use a quick nap before dinner. Thanks for this ER

[@bennygokgoye3974]

nandodb2000 hallo medelander op het internet

[@Brunottilegende]

@@bennygokgoye3974 gegroet Landgenoot

[@ThatSolemnGamerOfficial]

Zeg hallo mede nederlander!!!!

[@eliidropemoff2177]

Why you do my man mr.clean like that bro

[@ViperRulerlm]

"Okay. Staring contest. GO!" 0:01

[@conflux7101]

Hey I love your videos and just wanted to ask if you could do another Corvus video or another scp 049 But overall all of your videos are great and put me to sleep even in the middle of the day!!

[@user-vn6ki6gs8w]

With those eyes, just with seeing him I can feel him crawling in my soul

[@soupsharkz]

He stares into your soul whilst getting his head massaged.

[@ymlw6229]

Me: Doctor, my head is itchy. Can you scratch my head for me? Dr Clemmons: Just wait... 19:52 Chicken: Ah shit, here we go again

[@xINVISIGOTHx]

lemme get his hands

[@Tomato.toothpaste]

Agent 47, your mission is to go undercover as a patient at the Arkham Sanitarium and eliminate all targets in the area. Good luck, 47.

[@GigaChadstar]

It's like every fourth wall break in a cartoon as they wait for you to answer the question

[@myg8844]

This guy will win the longest stare battle

[@Made4YouComedy]

Next up is the weed man. Portrayer of only the highest quality garden weeds

[@bentrally]

Yes “Garden Weeds”.......

[@orange8900]

Hehe.. “highest” quality

[@miggyo.2235]

Next is the seed man

[@Made4YouComedy]

And he will plant his seed in you

[@LaDyLuCk2900]

"Got some dandelion here, and this is so useful. You can eat the leaves, brew the flower into a drink and best of all you can make wishes with the seeds!"

[@mslovelyshot]

When he taps his own head...I melt. Love the tappy taps

[@thewhen4025]

So now we know how Agent 47 relaxes

[@hawaiimaik]

So Agent 47 is doing ASMR after his retirement...

[@WeedisMedicin]

I just woke up and now it’s time to go back to sleep I guess

[@_B.C.H_]

Hibernation mode activate!

[@aidanproko]

I’m glad the patient was happy to oblige

[@Bbill9908]

*clicks on video meant to help one sleep* "MODERN LIFE IS REALLY GOOD AT KEEPING US AWAKE" *after recovering my ability to hear,* Yeah, and so is that ad!

[@Croucher72649]

Jesus he’s staring at me so intensely like BLINK PLEASE!

[@dianheart2243]

It’d be better if it didn’t blink o_o

[@goncalosousa8942]

He blinks when you blink that's why you can't see him blinking

[@Croucher72649]

Happy Boi “it” is a living person and currently holds the record for the most time with his eyes open

[@hodjokosan]

Cue captain america clip

[@actionatomic6497]

@@goncalosousa8942 it also takes a step closer to you when you blink...

[@saltypepper3800]

You'll never get me to talk.... pulls out rubber chicken.... noooooo

[@DinasterGame]

Is that the infamous assassin, Agent 47?

[@esspertguy6766]

Nah it’s his cousin Agent 0000047

[@LaDyLuCk2900]

Nah he's too cheerful

[@powerplantzone3944]

Your all gonna die, he’s coming for you...

[@user-dm1zs3xr5u]

👁👄👁

[@maxx9137]

What actually might be cool is if the mannequin winks at you at the end just after he leaves

[@sleepy.dreamer]

i was about three minutes in when i went to roll-over in bed and accidentally tapped ahead. i landed at 15:59.

[@HaZa917]

Will we ever get to see what happened to the patient that escaped? Not my idea but someone said something about them running into a journalist/cop who's into conspiracy theories but might be secretly working for the Professor Also at 16:34 open another tab and play 'Drowning rubber chicken'

[@Kanabozo]

Garfield would be a good test subject Clemens.- *You can never hide Rift, Garfield ASMR will happen, Rift.*

[@tomvbassline7425]

this needs to be a thing

[@bennygokgoye3974]

Mr. Zones r/imsorryrift

[@0megamanX]

lasaga

[@jrh8393]

I like this ASMR idea. The doll gives a little hideousness to it, but it’s also kind of adorable at the same time lol.

[@laus7504]

That poor handsome young man is shell shocked!

[@JGASMR]

Are you doctor strange !?🤣🤣 Your hand is magician 👏👏 Nice bro 😍 i'm from korea🇰🇷

[@cloverskies77]

Really liked the head/shoulder massage along with tapping & scratching. Patient 0000047's hollow head made great echo sounds. Thanks e.r.!!! :)

[@Bringthebeasts]

I have suffered from tingle immunity for almost 2 years now... You have cured me.

[@Edward-mk1cy]

I Swear if this thing blinks I’m don I’m locking my door and hiding in the corner with a weapon

[@SonGoku-vf4qk]

I work nights so this is just in time for me to sleep 😁

[@Renamoose]

Bruh I feel, I just got home from work an hour ago and was looking to unwind before bed. Working the graveyard shift for the extra income?

[@c4k377]

Same bro

[@GUMP69]

Oh man! The lemon treatment got me goooood!

[@kjnuminous7224]

the sounds coming from the magic lab coat = ahhhhhhhhhhh

[@PoLeMoRFF]

Agent 47 if you're a hostage, wink your right eye in the next video.

[@listlessproffer145]

Well I just woke up ER: posts Welp... imma sleep

[@ToffeePlays19]

Ah yes... a classic

[@SucculentToast]

He’s just standing there... menacingly!

[@totallynotjosh945]

It looks like Barry has been met with some... *Extenuating Circumstances*

[@jailbirdjenna]

even professional assassins needs some relaxation.

[@MandelaArchives]

Good evening 47, your mission is to travel to youtube and subscribe to *Uncle E* and experince *RELAXATION* keep up the good work. You deserve it 47 good luck -Diana

[@whyhang7865]

That cutting map just sent me to heaven

[@jugi6499]

I didn't realize I was so touch deprived until I started having a sympathetic response

[@johnfloyd1866]

Patient 000005:Hey why are you so scared of Patient 000007 Patient 000006: Because 789

[@mattcyr2022]

Good lord, I felt every touch on my own head. Whenever his fingers touched an eye, I swear I almost said ow, watch it asshole! Lol good times 👍👍

[@allyski5914]

im really digging the ponytail in the back daddy rift

[@sunpiasmr2005]

SO CREEPY I LOVE IT

[@user-zr7vw1pn9j]

The best and tingliest part ♥♥♥ 09:00 (and a little bit awkward)😂✌ good job by the way!great video! Thank you☺

[@longingsphere218]

Me: Hi Patient:👁👁 Me:ummm.... how are you Patient:👁👁 Doctor:experiment red banana Me:👁👁

[@IsabruhMoment]

I believe it is time for the cursed emoji combo. 👁👄👁

[@tahboogie7318]

It’s staring at my soul

[@Isissa125]

1999: we will have flying cars one day 2019: man tapping mannequin head with rubber chicken and lemons

[@tanguy81]

This head look at my mind Sorry if I made a mistake i'm french :)

[@luanik8kmg5]

I think I'm going crazy, I swear I saw the puppet move😳

[@sharkwithnotoes3051]

Well its apart of your brains functions, it's not really moving but if you believe that it will move, it will start moving when it never did, it's a fact

[@luanik8kmg5]

@@sharkwithnotoes3051 you sound like skeppy😂

[@sharkwithnotoes3051]

@@luanik8kmg5 lol

[@hammyp_cs641]

I cannot express how much fear I was in when E.R opened the door. It sounded EXACTLY like the door to my room.

[@slabulous4876]

If you stare at it for long enough it appears as if it’s expression is changing

[@Kyrrinx2]

I’ve just realised that it’s meant to be hitman 47?

[@julietcooley9390]

Perfect timing, I just woke up because because of a leg cramp and I wish to get a few more hours to sleep...I really shouldn't have done all of those exercises with Cthulhu, my human legs can't keep up.

[@chris.rvmirxz]

I have not been able to sleep all night, I hope this relaxes me and helps me sleep :)

[@ts-xy2pq]

eric andre liked my second drawing of him on instagram im so so happy just thought i'd share my joy have a good night

[@josephmazzarella2983]

Must've been a good drawing. Congrats, always good to see a fellow person happy.

[@TippyTappyASMR]

He's definitely staring at me...

[@NoEntertainment]

Many of you think "oh it's staring into my soul". I don't have one. Nice try, Patient 0000047.

[@mylesscott9747]

It's looking directly into my soul.

[@DementisVenustas]

Despite how unsettling the blank face of Patient 0000047 is due to their time locked stasis, I got the best tingles and felt like the Prof was massaging my head. Very nice. Thanks Professor Clemmons!