@@mangotuna9197 “we could charge 5,000 a day, 10,000 a day and people will pay it! Now for *merchandise* I was thinking-“
@kirstyw20454 жыл бұрын
You're walking in the jungle at 31:06, trying to get home, terrified, when you hear him in the distance. It's him. Jeff Goldblum.
@dewifrancis12993 жыл бұрын
I CANT BREATH 🤣🤣😂
@mythik1403 жыл бұрын
I'M DYING
@RealBelisariusCawl3 жыл бұрын
Keep still. His vision's based on movement.
@pennyglibbery66503 жыл бұрын
Omg 😆
@FalconOfStorms3 жыл бұрын
That's, uh, chaos theory.
@SplashEazy4 жыл бұрын
I can tell by the effort you put into this that you've spared no expense.
@bonjovirocks244 жыл бұрын
PapaFetch lol
@marcremillard40524 жыл бұрын
Your comment makes me want ice cream.
@JTshinrod424 жыл бұрын
I'm glad someone gets it, you can hear Goldblums giggles if you listen hard..
@ItsReaper4 жыл бұрын
Mmmm Sea Bass
@timtrek4 жыл бұрын
dinosaurs ain't cheap
@chrisidoo3 жыл бұрын
That’s one big pile of relaxation.
@RaeC52803 жыл бұрын
Scrolling through all the comments, this legitimately made me laugh out loud.
@thecouldntbe2 жыл бұрын
😆
@atrain40022 жыл бұрын
Would have been even funnier if he wrote “That is one big pile of relaxation” using is instead of the contraction like Ian does…
@StaticBlaster2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@ericbennett3762 жыл бұрын
@@RaeC5280 nice dangling participle
@dairydregone71465 жыл бұрын
*A T-rex roars into my ears*. Me: "mmm.... The sound of nature"
@MapMan3655 жыл бұрын
😂 dude
@andychauhan65444 жыл бұрын
Don't forget that bleating goat.
@DMT-kk3dp4 жыл бұрын
😅
@Lizardman19974 жыл бұрын
Ancient Nature
@showmethedickens4 жыл бұрын
@@andychauhan6544 I happen to be a vegetarian
@8mmkyle8654 жыл бұрын
This has to be the best comment section ever, love how you all somehow include a movie quote in your comment.... clever girl.
@HottKommodity14 жыл бұрын
😂
@danielscholz58314 жыл бұрын
I read that exactly when I also thought it
@trollfarmergoestowashington3 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed that you aren't a girl, for the extra level of pun....
@PhoenixLyon3 жыл бұрын
@@trollfarmergoestowashington Allow me; Clever girl. LOL Feeling rather cheeky at the moment.✌️🐱
@mlongpre1003 жыл бұрын
cue sarcastic slow clap
@SolidMikeP4 жыл бұрын
What’s next...”Aliens...relaxing sounds of xenomorphs crawling in the AC ducts around you on an abandoned spaceship”
@robert7794 жыл бұрын
“Relaxing Camp Crystal Lake ambience”.
@nicolecasal32394 жыл бұрын
Low key really want both of these....
@dre8574 жыл бұрын
ASMR. Xenomorphs crawling in ducts.
@patricew.40104 жыл бұрын
Robert Ward 😂😂😂😂😂 I actually laughed at this....still am.
@patricew.40104 жыл бұрын
Nicole Casal 🤣🤣🤣🤣 They probably are giving o.p. inspiration though.
@saulaero13 жыл бұрын
“Dodgson, it’s Dodgson. See, nobody cares. Now go to sleep!”
@mattguy299810 ай бұрын
Nice hat..what are u trying 2 look like,a secret agent??
@rezzer79187 ай бұрын
LOL
@joannewilliamsAuthor5 жыл бұрын
KZbin: you like ambience, you like Jurassic Park...Have I got a surprise for your recomendations today.
@Sandro_05 жыл бұрын
joanne williams same here, loving the KZbin algorithm for that
@jamesfry89835 жыл бұрын
yeah the old algorithm has been showing me some strange places on KZbin recently
@LordFirale5 жыл бұрын
Lil 'ol algorithm did it again
@haydenbogan60175 жыл бұрын
Literally tho
@islaydragons15635 жыл бұрын
joanne williams I’m so glad I found this
@LordofNalicNod4 жыл бұрын
How can I relax and enjoy the sounds of genetically engineered dinosaurs? "Um, KZbin finds a way."
@MadMalManny4 жыл бұрын
You were to busy figuring out if you could, when you needed to think if you should
@TheMadTitanM54 жыл бұрын
Uh, there it is.
@richardcourchene74774 жыл бұрын
Congrats. You are today's winner of the internet.
@TheSkahead694 жыл бұрын
This comment is so fucking awesome!
@eltrompas16414 жыл бұрын
Nice
@Noah-uh4nd5 жыл бұрын
At about the 30 minute mark, if you listen closely you can hear Jeff Goldblum laughing. Glad to know he's out there in his natural habitat.
@Ruly-ig9ej5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 you Made my day
@contactplayz49625 жыл бұрын
31:04
@peyo89684 жыл бұрын
Le neurchi on est là ✊
@Dr.Hoffman4 жыл бұрын
Now THAT'S an easter egg :D :D: :D
@whosdaysie4 жыл бұрын
that’s terrifying 😂😂
@fernandotoro873 Жыл бұрын
Sounds: 3:21 T-Rex Roar and Walk 6:51 Brachiosaurus 7:19 T-Rex Roar 10:50 Denis Nedry ft. Diloohosaurus 13:13 - 13:34 Baby T Rex 16:13 Spino Roar 16:28 Dilophosaurus 30:00 Raptor Call 31:05 Doctor Ian Malcom 31:46 Spinosaurus Roar 1:38:30 The Cow ft. The Raptors
@juliuspringles2239 Жыл бұрын
this should have more likes wtf, why they everyone talk about 31:05 is difficult to hear i mean i know that its so dangerous to hear irl but comon in real amazonian jungle you hear a snake and you also get samed fucking scared, pls dont make 31:05 special anymore.
@christopher7398 Жыл бұрын
you forgot baby t rex at 13:14
@Steven-db4hx Жыл бұрын
This is very cool can't say I would fall a sleep to it probably give me night mare s
@GrimRiffs313111 ай бұрын
Herbivore noises starting at 33:15
@WyvernSone5 ай бұрын
Ray Arnold, too, right at the beginning, telling us to hold on to our butts!
@ianolsen43445 жыл бұрын
31:05 thats the last noise i would ever wanna hear while alone in jurassic park
@lifeafterdeath41795 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblome
@kayvanantwerpen63935 жыл бұрын
i dunno what i expected
@damon34595 жыл бұрын
😮
@lieutenant_dan27lt.d455 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@DJandManaphy5 жыл бұрын
Fuck Jeff Goldblum literally. 😩😩😩🤤🤤🤤💖💖💖😋😋😋💦💦💦💦
@BlackRaven4464 жыл бұрын
Yes, that's how it always starts - ooh, and aah… and then later there's the running and screaming....
@KevinP322704 жыл бұрын
lololol
@juliecook60574 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Panamaschild4 жыл бұрын
I see you Dr. Malcolm 😎
@pbxn-3rdx-85percent4 жыл бұрын
I like the running and screaming part. Partly because it wasn't me running and screaming ha ha ha.
@juliecook60574 жыл бұрын
@@pbxn-3rdx-85percent Good one mate. That's a pissa! 👍😁
@apollohk4795 жыл бұрын
"Quiet, all of you! They're approaching the Tyrannosaur paddock."
@thebitsanpiecesman44234 жыл бұрын
Apollo HK47 well said sir!
@FoolishPrince4 жыл бұрын
" The shut down must've turned off all the fences. Damn it, even Nedry knew better than to mess with the raptor fences"
@showmethedickens4 жыл бұрын
I can see the shed from here. We can make it if we run.
@visionist74 жыл бұрын
@@showmethedickens Clever Girl
@PerfectlyFreedom4 жыл бұрын
Umm.. Where's the goat?
@terrinater2 жыл бұрын
I'm listening to this while reading the first book. I'm about halfway through, a little past the initial t-rex attack. Malcolm is about to explain "The Malcolm Effect" but falls asleep. As soon as I finished reading the line "in a moment, he was sleeping", I heard Jeffs Goldblum's dinosaur noise at 31:07. It was truly divine timing!
@chuckyisadoll Жыл бұрын
U nerd cute stuff
@louispacetime1576 Жыл бұрын
LMAOOO
@AcousticKitty Жыл бұрын
His "excessive personality" laugh 😂
@trevorisagoblin1987 Жыл бұрын
Bro im doing the same right now!!!!! Im at the part were harding loading a dryosaur into a truck.... then checking its temp.
@marlonquintana3466 Жыл бұрын
@@trevorisagoblin1987same. I'm at the part where the Stegs are sicks 😅
@nyboy765 жыл бұрын
Right before the rain starts falling: "Hold onto your butts." Nice one...
@kadejito15 жыл бұрын
@Michael Ross Mm, a bit juvenile, like the second of the two T-Rexes described in the book, but live your dream.
@chooky425 жыл бұрын
QUIET. They're entering the tyrannosaur paddock.
@mattghost4565 жыл бұрын
That wouldn’t surprise me lol
@Cyncheed33 жыл бұрын
I cant i just heard it 😂
@Erlik0_89 Жыл бұрын
I put my phone up to my ear until I hear Ray say it.
@relaxingworldzoflegend22206 жыл бұрын
Hello! Thanks for watching! And hey, if you have a second, please help feed the dinosaurs. They eat subs... but mostly likes. It's a weird diet, i know. Thank you!
@fullglorywr83226 жыл бұрын
Relaxing Worldz of Legend actually subs are quite tasty. Maybe a new diet? 😂
@menslady125eif25905 жыл бұрын
Oh, can I feed Rexy? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!? I love her so much!
@gangstergoji2k5isgod5 жыл бұрын
I want an audience experiance of the Jurassic Park tour in action!
@Truth725005 жыл бұрын
Trex eats at subway Eat fresh
@thecryptobiologist685 жыл бұрын
That is the most genius way to ask for likes that I've ever seen 🤣😂🤣 most underrated comment on KZbin
@TheClaireWitchProject4 жыл бұрын
Your ASMRtists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should
@kevinmshields4 жыл бұрын
Very underrated comment
@KevinP322704 жыл бұрын
lolol
@rockingrolling35034 жыл бұрын
Lol ❤️😂❤️😂
@mysteriousstranger95214 жыл бұрын
Kevin Shields “Kevin, if there’s one person, who could appreciate what we’re trying to do here.”
@MDkid14 жыл бұрын
Love it!
@MattSipka3 жыл бұрын
“Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend”
@victoriadamon59643 жыл бұрын
any chance moving him?
@georgegraham98223 жыл бұрын
@@victoriadamon5964 Yes, please, chance it
@JerseyAir8 ай бұрын
Underrated comment lol
@thediamondrail90947 ай бұрын
ik its Ian Malcoms quote but just for fun and just in case you forgot, you need to thank john for a lovely weekend
@pcsecuritychannel4 жыл бұрын
If you want a video like this... you gotta compile for half an hour. There’s a finite amount of memory, can’t use it for everything. Oh, and while you’re watching, some of the minor systems may go on or off... but it’s nothing to worry about, it’s just a simple thing.
@Vanessa-ck7ho4 жыл бұрын
what is you speaking me friend
@mrdrprof994 жыл бұрын
Dammit Nedry!!
@Vanessa-ck7ho4 жыл бұрын
@Whiterun Guard thats all very nice and stuff but about what movie is you exactly talking? dinosaur park 2 or 3?
@pcsecuritychannel4 жыл бұрын
@Flying Hellfish They are approaching the Tyrannosaur paddock.
@neloangelo87214 жыл бұрын
@@Vanessa-ck7ho Jurassic Park (1993)
@Stormtheartist15 жыл бұрын
“Relaxing Jurassic Park sounds!” Ah yes, the distant sound of a dinosaur that can eat you in one bite, very relaxing
@aidankintz92854 жыл бұрын
If I had to die painfully. Thats how I want to go
@adrianbutuza64304 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🦖🦕
@cimex74924 жыл бұрын
I hear this one hear has a strong neurotoxin that renders you braindead while it uses your intestines as a nest! So calming.
@everfreebrumby83854 жыл бұрын
The key word is ‘Distend’.
@finklejinks4 жыл бұрын
One bite is better then two....or three...or more.
@anthraxmacabre52005 жыл бұрын
“Relaxing” And “Jurassic Park” should not be in the same sentence.
@quincyjensen58765 жыл бұрын
Maybe not for some 😁
@1scarewolf5 жыл бұрын
My ex would never look for me here...
@anthraxmacabre52005 жыл бұрын
Scarewolf I’ll hide ya mate.
@crownart36685 жыл бұрын
Okay sir, just relax as my Raptor assistant slowly drags her claws down your spine until you pass out purely from the pain so she can then proceed to use your vital organs as stress toys.
@ZT2ExtinctAnimals5 жыл бұрын
And yet, life found a way with your own comment.
@alexbittonagy48083 жыл бұрын
"I don't want to jump to any conclusions but look, ASMR & a Dinosaur Theme Park, two ideas separated by 65 million years of evolution, have just been, suddenly, thrown into a mix together....how could I possibly have had the slightest idea what to expect...??!"
@rezzer79187 ай бұрын
Brilliant
@deathwalker58776 жыл бұрын
31:05 rawr haha ~Jeff Goldblum
@mythik1405 жыл бұрын
;)
@pablofernandez2785 жыл бұрын
hahahah wtf nice detail
@Meg_Lovegood5 жыл бұрын
I thought that was just me lol fuck I can't sleep now
@thegaminglizard5395 жыл бұрын
Weird
@DlcEnergy5 жыл бұрын
31:05 ah haAaA ha hAaA xD
@HextechHannah4 жыл бұрын
31:05 anyone hear the mating call of a Goldblumasaurus?
@yaboikenny54583 жыл бұрын
Indeed, a females by the grogginess of it.
@Modern_Nostalgia3 жыл бұрын
best comment ever ha ha
@alishagonzalez38933 жыл бұрын
I literally laughed in my sleep
@dianabaptista1823 жыл бұрын
Just him laughing 🤷♂️
@hypodeinosuchus81463 жыл бұрын
Wait... MATING call?!
@sli84624 жыл бұрын
Us: "What if the dinosaurs come back while we're asleep?" Grant: "Hmmm. I'll stay awake"
@GrimmRaptor3 жыл бұрын
*doesn’t stay awake*
@mro4ts4573 жыл бұрын
Me: *wakes up slightly, as I feel the Brachiosaurus nibble at a branch by my leg* “must be my imagination” *falls back asleep*
@JakeSparre13 жыл бұрын
All night?
@digitalwayfarer74043 жыл бұрын
@@JakeSparre1 All night.
@alexanderthegreat66822 жыл бұрын
@@mro4ts457 "Must've been the wind"
@Zolas_OB3 жыл бұрын
Trex doesn't want to stay awake, he wants to fall asleep to asmr, you can't just suppress 65 million years of gut instinct.
@SiriusZiriux Жыл бұрын
*Meteor*
@PC.PopCorn Жыл бұрын
@@SiriusZiriux Meteor is ultimate asmr, put them to sleep forever
@nocowser56945 жыл бұрын
Klayton fioriti probably sleeps to this.
@judahk29815 жыл бұрын
lmao how that guy keeps making jurassic park stuff is beyond me.
@AurelionTheStoic5 жыл бұрын
The franchise is much bigger than we can possiblly imagine spared no expense.
@theyoutubewizard11265 жыл бұрын
Bro there isn't a doubt in my mind.
@joshuawalker32225 жыл бұрын
Love that channel though lol
@lizjackson98155 жыл бұрын
lmao
@adegiare5 жыл бұрын
Every time it rains, jurassic park is the first thing coming to my head. My favorite movie.
@ybazzoun3135 жыл бұрын
Amen
@africansafariswithachocola69755 жыл бұрын
Whenever we have a hurricane or tropical storm hit us I always watch those movies 😂
@LacrosseWorld5 жыл бұрын
Best movie ever!
@jacobwageman58015 жыл бұрын
I have to admit that too Especially when i have my plastic cup on the cup holder. & ill pretend I'm in the scene like Lexy & Tim
@MigWith5 жыл бұрын
Me too
@NotRyanReynolds.5 жыл бұрын
I couldn't relax. Kept wondering if Ellie remembered to wash her hands before eating anything...
@samsmith35905 жыл бұрын
Wade Wilson she’s ahh tenacious
@samsmith35905 жыл бұрын
You have no idea
@Amadeus84845 жыл бұрын
That's the least of her worries...
@jurassicpaul95745 жыл бұрын
The sound bites annoy the hell out of me. Either add them clean or don’t have them at all. How are we meant to relax with “You want the stick?, Fetch the stick, Stick stupid, ahhhh no wonder you’re extinct” on a loop 😂
@yourmotherandthesandpeople22985 жыл бұрын
Dinosaur uh droppings, droppings?
@caleb-hines3 жыл бұрын
And here I am in the comment section, just sitting by myself, posting to myself. That's... that's chaos theory.
@Jurassicparkatmospheres2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@FlyGuyLAX5 жыл бұрын
Your scientists were so preoccupied on how to make this video, they didn't stop to think if they should!
@himynameisangel14 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@GuyNamedMatthew4 жыл бұрын
Life finds a way
@alluurpo5 жыл бұрын
I jumped at 31:00 when i heard the sound of a full grown adult male Jeffgoldasaurus.
@1scarewolf5 жыл бұрын
Wait until you hear the velocicrapters
@laughinglaughing14165 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@HawkinaBox5 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@everfreebrumby83855 жыл бұрын
If I herd that in the jungle I’d shit myself.
@angies30575 жыл бұрын
LMAO come on guys
@TheHero1365 жыл бұрын
30:00 If you listen carefully you can hear a pack of Velociraptors calling out to one another as they advance through the forest. That must be a terrifying sound to hear.
@ryanedwards76455 жыл бұрын
Except velociraptors were smaller than chickens so they weren’t allll that terrifying
@TheHero1365 жыл бұрын
@@ryanedwards7645 Hate to shatter your mind but Velociraptor mongoliensis was about 2 meters long and half a meter tall. To top it off they hunted in packs and were armed with razor sharp claws and serrated teeth. They could easily kill a human by ganging up on it like a pack of wolves.
@ryanedwards76455 жыл бұрын
TheHero136 i didnt say they weren’t dangerous, they just aren’t as menacing as the movie shows them to be
@TheHero1365 жыл бұрын
@@ryanedwards7645 Oh for sure. Now Deinonychus........that is the real life version of the JP Velociraptors.
@ryanedwards76455 жыл бұрын
TheHero136 maybe even indoraptors
@jkelsey555 Жыл бұрын
I never realized so many other people felt this way about the forest/rain sounds in Jurassic Park. Such a random thing I always think about when it's raining
@TeaGamingPanda5 жыл бұрын
It's quite weird because. It's brilliant, relaxing, and terrifying. Dinosaur noises can be both terrifying and brilliantly heartwarming in a way and amazing. It's like sleeping, but staying awake at the same time.
@1scarewolf5 жыл бұрын
TeaGamingPanda “We’re back in the park, again.” “At least, we’re out of a broken sleep.”
@mekrystle5 жыл бұрын
Like feeling relaxed, but staying alert to the sounds so you don't get eaten by a dino.
@benjaminbr89155 жыл бұрын
TeaGamingPanda why are we scared of dinosaurs there very gentle creatures
@benjaminbr89155 жыл бұрын
kay i mean like it’s 2019 you won’t get eaten by a dino i assure you... i think it’s sad people are still afraid to get eaten by a dino every day cuz hey gues what they died like 500 years ago
@TeaGamingPanda5 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Bruyns 500 years is a very incorrect time. You did know dinosaurs did not live with humans right? And they aren’t gentle. The reason people fear things that have already died or isn’t even near them is because...fear. Why are people scared of the dark? It’s not gonna kill you. It’s not sad to be scared of a dinosaur. But it is sad to think they died 500 years ago.
@ColtonEditss5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, this is one of the coolest things I have ever come across accidentally on KZbin. 10/10 would recommend! -IGN
@relaxingworldzoflegend22205 жыл бұрын
That is a huge compliment. KZbin is ..big. Thank you Colton!
@Kardinaalilintu5 жыл бұрын
@@relaxingworldzoflegend2220 *IGN
@DireNemesis5 жыл бұрын
@@glitchilix excuse me what give me a link
@gavinday13654 жыл бұрын
First theres ooohs and ahhhs then there’s snoring and sleeping.
@p7outdoors2973 жыл бұрын
Genius
@irishcio3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@p7outdoors2973 жыл бұрын
I love that most everyone in this chat has found one way or another to slide a JP quote into their comment, even if it doesn't make total sense. I suppose the commenter... finds a way
@KylieRos35 жыл бұрын
This is making want to watch the movies. We should all have a movie marathon.
@nathandrake65314 жыл бұрын
Same
@youhustlinmeboy49894 жыл бұрын
Yes! How do we make it happen?!
@alejandroinc95754 жыл бұрын
I am in
@youhustlinmeboy49894 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Phillips awww damn haha!
@dolphin-studio4 жыл бұрын
@@youhustlinmeboy4989 there is Netflix party
@eoftar31924 жыл бұрын
"Calming Rain and Thunder. Dinosaur Sounds." *random Malcolm's laugh* Sweet Mother of Mercy...
@gurberham5 жыл бұрын
Reading The Lost World by Michael Crichton while I listen to this and its great 13:13 gotta love the baby rex cries
@askjones104 жыл бұрын
EAC Tyler do you recommend the original Jurassic park novel? Like was it scary and or a wonderful read that was an enjoyable adventure?
@selfloveandfun50394 жыл бұрын
@@askjones10 yasss read it with audiobook
@tmalaklaryka4 жыл бұрын
oh yes yes yes yes yes tnx for the idea!!! 🥰✨♥️📖😸😊
@b.32774 жыл бұрын
@@askjones10 The books are very much more horror oriented, its still an adventure but from the very first page its extremely gruesome and suspenseful.
@jpaulgettyproductions4 жыл бұрын
“What the hell is that?”
@BrandonBattelle3 жыл бұрын
I can't begin to tell you how awesome this is. I am a huge jurassic park fan. This makes me feel like I am hiding in the trees hoping I'll live till morning. I love it!
@texasbeast2392 жыл бұрын
"Here we are again. Back in the tree."
@natural8677 Жыл бұрын
how wonderful honey, enjoy the vaycay x
@Folowersofchrist4 ай бұрын
Same herr
@justnoah20735 жыл бұрын
Does anyone want a soda or something? Because I'm going to the vending machine, because I wanted something salty, and I was wondering if anybody wanted anything *Inhales* by the way I finished debugging the system. So I finish debugging the system... *Inhales* so some minor security systems may turn off and on. But it's nothing to worry about. Bye. *Inhales*
@thatgrumpychick49285 жыл бұрын
CHECK THE VENDING MACHINES!!!
@justnoah20735 жыл бұрын
Nedry comes back 2 hours later. "Hey guys I got the sodas!" Samuel L Jackson's arm falls on him.
@annikaferchichi5 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard at this hahahha
@thoruszwolf41535 жыл бұрын
Hello, Newman
@justnoah20735 жыл бұрын
What?
@SONORSQ2guy5 жыл бұрын
14:55 T Rex getting closer.
@Mr.Moose50005 жыл бұрын
Maybe is the power trying to come back on
@kirara25165 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Moose5000 Hold on to your butts.
@Mr.Moose50005 жыл бұрын
@@kirara2516 ah! ah! ah!! You didn't say the magic word! ☝ ah! ah! ah!!
@jakemustard78345 жыл бұрын
@@Mr.Moose5000 PLEEAASE! God I hate this hacker crap!!
@Mr.Moose50005 жыл бұрын
Lol
@basiliska3 жыл бұрын
i love this. makes me feel like i’m staying in the vip suite near the paddocks in a universe where everything doesn’t go terribly wrong and i’m just enjoying my vacation :)
@sawyer41643 жыл бұрын
This is why I want jurassic park in real life, I don't care what people say "It'S DaNgeRoUs oH YoUr GoNnA DiE" I want jurassic park irl and I don't care about a trex chasing me, if I live I would have a sick as fuck story to tell everyone, and if I die, I would be one of the only people to get eaten by dinosaurs so it's a win win
@ParanoiaXYZ3 жыл бұрын
@@sawyer4164 Well i mean, if ever a real JP were to happen there would be only one big agrresive dino per park and they would probably start with one that they could control, not likely the T rex. The rest would be different hervibores
@justinbrown30533 жыл бұрын
@@ParanoiaXYZ You need the Rex. It would be the cash cow.
@todorokisfavouriteobject91092 жыл бұрын
@@sawyer4164 agreed. I want to go out in a way that not many have, car crashes or animal eating humans are not the most uncommon deaths but I want to go out in a way that seems impossible or crazy, such as a T. rex chasing me around the park. I’ve always wanted Jurassic park and world to be real, I don’t care if I get eaten, all I want is to be able to sit over the balcony, in the shade ofc and watch dinosaurs, draw dinosaurs and hell even write a story on dinosaurs and If they made dinosaurs exist again then I’d work my ass off to go see one. Even for a moment. It’s a rare occasion that would never happen normally unless ur like rich cuz let’s be honest, if a rich person had a kid that loved a dinosaur theme park then they’d take their kid to it every year.
@sawyer41642 жыл бұрын
@@todorokisfavouriteobject9109 You see, I wouldn't just want to go to jurassic park, I would want to work there. I don't even care if I was only the repair guy I would just be happy to even get the chance to see a dinosaur. I would just want to sit on a rocking chair alone on the balcony of a Ranger Station overlooking a valley at night. I would listen to Clair de Lune with the occasional call of a brachiosaurus far in the distances while I stare up at the stars think about how I live in a timeline where dinosaurs have been brought back to life with science and not in some depressing timeline where this didn't happen at all.
@MonsterMasher1373 жыл бұрын
I fall asleep to this, all the time. The brachiosaurs in the background and the soft pitter-patter of rain are relaxing to me... Thank you for this
@lewislabuff88622 жыл бұрын
Yes bro the Brachiosaurus singing to each other in the distance is the highlight of this
@john_is_who2 жыл бұрын
Ian at 31:05 also relaxing
@flesheater66764 жыл бұрын
Quiet all of you!!! They're approaching the Tyrannosaur paddock.
@FrancesSantillan4 жыл бұрын
FLESH EATER 💀 that’s great 😂
@benjamim80464 жыл бұрын
Man all these quotes, forgot how many times I watched this as a kid 😅 actually amazing movies
@KevinP322704 жыл бұрын
lololol
@angeloddrev4 жыл бұрын
i always thought the concern on that experienced keeper's face at a car simply approaching the paddock in broad daylight was slightly worrying. lol.
@MDkid14 жыл бұрын
@@angeloddrev I never understood it either.
@AntonDoesMusic4 жыл бұрын
31:03 Whoever did this entire video is a genius.
@Megalon_Man73 Жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha
@sparlor4 жыл бұрын
At 31:05 you can hear a Chaosaurus mating call.
@Clicky_live4 жыл бұрын
Made my day lmfao
@azurescenss4 жыл бұрын
literally sounds like a man convulsing 😅
@francodahglizock05904 жыл бұрын
You must know when your being called 🤣🤣🤣
@TheSupremeOldGoat4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum in his natural habitat
@ROYCE4154 жыл бұрын
Ha ha rawrrrr ha ha
@msaikaly2626 Жыл бұрын
Wow! Glad I found this. Had surgery 3 weeks ago and recently had a difficult time sleeping at night... Panic attacks, insomnia... This worked for me. The best sleep I've had in a long time. Thank you so much. Will continue listening to this. Highly recommended. Cheers 🥂
@kaijuslayer33345 жыл бұрын
16:14 Spinosaurus, always a pleasure to hear.
@Tttggggggg5 жыл бұрын
JPIII
@ItsARandomDragon5 жыл бұрын
The spino is my fav dino in the movies
@Lukr4tive10085 жыл бұрын
True! Very epic
@pablofernandez2785 жыл бұрын
love that roar
@AlanGChenery5 жыл бұрын
In this context perhaps a baryonyx?
@AlexTommo5 жыл бұрын
This is great. As I fall asleep, I listen to this with a fan blowing to simulate a cool breeze and imagine I'm camping in a jungle filled with Dinos. Pretending to be some kind of adrenaline junkie I picture having my tent covered in branches to keep myself hidden from carnivores or maybe having some kind of makeshift tree bunker. It's really relaxing and helps me sleep. I listen to this practically every night.
@maryzay274 жыл бұрын
Same here. Every night for me too. The brachios are just so peaceful.
@oz90634 жыл бұрын
So the High Hide?
@AlexTommo4 жыл бұрын
@@oz9063 Nah, the high hide would put you out of harms way.
@maryzay274 жыл бұрын
@@AlexTommo More like a very convenient biting height... :P
@Wintuscotty4 жыл бұрын
Alex Tomlinson me too. But I woke up under my bed.
@lightningboi884 жыл бұрын
A t-rex is exactly what I wanna hear before I'm on the verge of passing out 🛌🦖
@MasterHaloOne3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@mro4ts4573 жыл бұрын
As long as the perimeter fences still have power, we have nothing to worry about 🤷♂️
@austinfrancis17593 жыл бұрын
Might make for one heck of a dream😴
@CitizenMio2 жыл бұрын
@@mro4ts457 That's the spirit! xD I once stayed in a safari zoo with a hotel scratching my JP dream itch and they had this tiger that would do his very deep rumbling sound every now and then. It was very atmospheric, slept wonderfully like the weirdo I am. 👌
@bonitawilcox29092 жыл бұрын
🤣
@_SirRacha_2 жыл бұрын
See, here I'm now by myself, uh, listening to ambience by myself. That's... that's chaos theory.
@andrewtyler11614 жыл бұрын
Grant: What species is this? Wu: Uhh, ASMR. Grant: You... bred... ASMR?
@dragonwithamonocle3 жыл бұрын
The creature opens its mouth and emits soothing popping and crackling noises that send tingles and chills down everyone's spines.
@marcos.e.herlein19863 жыл бұрын
An ASMRosaurus!
@Modelstl0635 жыл бұрын
30:04 not very relaxing to hear at night in the rain lol.....
@Gueeru5 жыл бұрын
a damn velociraptor lol
@patrickdumas2245 жыл бұрын
I'd be scared shitless if I woke up to that sound
@nickvankollenburg76214 жыл бұрын
Face it, if you heard this sound at night outside your window you'd be happy!
@lebonk80815 жыл бұрын
Best thing the KZbin algorithm ever recommended me
@Litulylucas9 ай бұрын
I been real emotional lately cos ive been so stressed. The first time ive cried in awhile was over dinosaurs and how they were actually real. It felt awesome to cry and now i get to relax to this.
@MegaroadProducciones4 жыл бұрын
I'm about 10 minutes mark, and still I didn't see dinosaur... Do you have Dinosaurs, on your Dinosaur video? Hello?
@MadMalManny4 жыл бұрын
2 no shows and 1 sick Triceratops
@vinmaxwell42934 жыл бұрын
Dinos ain’t stupid, they don’t wanna entertain his theme
@naomydiaz93914 жыл бұрын
The fact that I got this reference.....
@gimmetheacoountplix4 жыл бұрын
:D:D:D
@Freddyfrm184 жыл бұрын
Hahahahhaha
@waltymcnalty5 жыл бұрын
step 1: wait for a thunderstorm step 2: get REAL stoned. step: 3: get in your car and blast this and just sit. “hold on to your butts.” indeed.
@Blockheadfun5 жыл бұрын
Do shrooms for a more lucid experience. Don't do this on LSD... Unless you want IRL Nightmare difficulty.
@NicoEss4 жыл бұрын
This comment should have been in my recommended feed 10/10
@user36able4 жыл бұрын
And when you finally get to the front of the drive thru queue, and some bored teenager hands you a burger, you face her with a steely glint in your eye and whisper “Clever girl”.....
@Stormbubi4 жыл бұрын
u know what, im gonna do that this summer now
@LarrySwishamane4 жыл бұрын
user36able make sure uWash your hands before you eat anything.
@louiswinters22654 жыл бұрын
Alternate Title: You Sit in a Car for Three Hours While You Wait to be Welcomed to Jurassic Park
@dublonzky554 жыл бұрын
It’s treason, then
@horrorfreaklondon30374 жыл бұрын
Must be 'coupon' day.....
@roushe2494 жыл бұрын
Doors stuck....DOORS STUCK! Please....i beg you! We're dead!!
@faceofbowgaming15553 жыл бұрын
By the way, i remember
@mikenotic84303 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I would wait 3 hours to see dinosaurs if that’s what it takes
@ScantyMantis9892 ай бұрын
I've been playing this to go to bed for the last 4 years. On loop. Just want to say thank you. This is just what I need to but my ADHD mind to rest
@aloofloof5 жыл бұрын
@13:30 The relaxing cries of an injured baby tRex.. puts me right to sleep..
@Frankyavalone5 жыл бұрын
:'(
@hollow61895 жыл бұрын
@@bladeofbloodclan1163 Oh no
@dionjaywoollaston13495 жыл бұрын
Aloof Floof mama’s very angry
@miss.dannitiger5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Nachsosa5 жыл бұрын
I agree with you!
@DarkSanTower4 жыл бұрын
KZbin: We think you'll enjoy listening to this. Me: Turn the light off... TURN THE LIGHT OFF!
@Cyncheed33 жыл бұрын
-Dr Alan Grant XD
@LINX29X923 жыл бұрын
I’m sorry sorry!
@IkzI-ky5jy3 жыл бұрын
way under rated HA
@nyboy765 жыл бұрын
10:13 Not so relaxing for Nedry. 😉
@justnoah20735 жыл бұрын
Haha
@oceanmantakemebythehandlea56205 жыл бұрын
It's actually 16:28
@jacobwageman58015 жыл бұрын
Creepy like they're near by & your walking but you can hear em
@LegendaryFoodItem5 жыл бұрын
Walks by and hears him and dilo Me: none of my business... 🏃🏽♀️💨
@thatgrumpychick49285 жыл бұрын
Damn Newman. I know the chunky that ate that Chunky
@norabocanegraarana58352 жыл бұрын
I'm reading the jurassic park book with this in the background, sweet.
@MithridatesOfficial5 жыл бұрын
Dr. Alan Grant: Well where does he think he's going?.. Dr. Ian Malcolm: When you gotta go, you gotta go..
@1scarewolf5 жыл бұрын
Forest Gump, “ I gotta go pee.”
@Isaac-ib3wp5 жыл бұрын
Me: mom I need to go to the bathroom Mom: I thought I told Ito go before we left Me: when you gotta go....you gotta go
@jefferythornton98505 жыл бұрын
must go faster
@damianprock16505 жыл бұрын
Talk about getting caught with your pants down
@1scarewolf5 жыл бұрын
“Shit, Shit! It wasn’t just a piss!” Get off the bloody stick[tampon]; bloody move!
@laughinglaughing14165 жыл бұрын
ohh, ahh that's how it always starts but then later there's running and screaming
@cfrandre83195 жыл бұрын
and chewing sounds...gnashing, crunching, a little slurping. Sorry.
@1scarewolf5 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry. We can shutdown the system. All the systems should then come back on their original startup modes.
@joebenzz5 жыл бұрын
And then.. utter silence :D @@cfrandre8319
@Eternaldarkness31665 жыл бұрын
the school cut you from the team?
@cfrandre83195 жыл бұрын
Joe Benz 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@cassie88945 жыл бұрын
i really thought "jurassic park" and "calming" wouldn't work but here we are. nice
@darklordojeda5 жыл бұрын
"There it is." - Jon Hammond
@markfeist13125 жыл бұрын
Clever girl
@THEcirqueDUfreak3 жыл бұрын
I was skeptical of this at first. One would think dino sounds wouldn't be so relaxing. But by god you've done it! The perfect balance of rain and dino sounds, relaxing enough to sleep to. I applaud you.
@Amadeus84845 жыл бұрын
“Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and screaming.”
@tiepilot12175 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to the running and screaming ambiance vid! (Lawyer gets eaten) Me: ahhhh...zzzz
@JAGraptor4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the biting.
@just_will99704 жыл бұрын
That may be one of the best quotes from Jurassic Park.
@Nick73805 жыл бұрын
I remember the first time I saw Jurassic Park as a kid, I think I just turned 11 and there was a thunderstorm as soon as I got home from the theater-I don't think I had ever been more terrified to hear thunder and rain in my life lol-it instantly made me think of the T-rex attack.
@MrJosh51915 жыл бұрын
Niceee lol
@Quast5 жыл бұрын
Must have been an awesome experience, only got the chance to watch it in the cinema when they brought out that "retraced" 3D version for the 20th anniversary.
@cometjones29055 жыл бұрын
I had a similar experience but it was with Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World. My mom took my sister and I to the midnight showing when I was in second grade. (I'm glad she did now but also looking back I'm like...what the fuck, Mom!) It was the first movie showing at the new theater in our town and outside of the theater our car was parked directly next to this huge area of tall grass. The movie got out so late and my side of the car was next to the grass and I was so scared raptors were going to come out of the grass and get every one of us.
@JB-vd8bi5 жыл бұрын
Yes! Similar thing happened to me. I'm going to see it on the big screen with a symphony orchestra I can't wait!!
@MrJosh51915 жыл бұрын
This is why the movie was amazing. So memorable
@jamesblake444 жыл бұрын
This is dangerously relaxing. I got so high a t-rex roar just made me scream and I woke up my dad. Awesome
@sladiewolf Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@chuckyisadoll Жыл бұрын
You're cute dumb dumb I wanna get high to this n turn it off within the 4 min prob 30
@danieladrean4029 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@LaJuera253 жыл бұрын
I’m finally relaxed.. you did it, you SOB, you did it…
@gruesometoucan23325 жыл бұрын
I love dinosaurs! This is so relaxing and cool! *hears raptors* Well, at least I'll die relaxed
@benjaminbr89155 жыл бұрын
GruesomeToucan true
@spac3doge1415 жыл бұрын
Then millions of velociraptors run out the bushes before the largest Utahraptor comes out
@bradyman-child5 жыл бұрын
*The Raptors appear starts playing*
@StarkSpider243 жыл бұрын
Cursed with great memory of films: *”YOU ARE ALIVE WHEN THEY EAT YOU”* Me: “I guess relaxing is overrated”
@dreamcorewarlock5 жыл бұрын
3:22 Shut up, Rexy. I'm trying to sleep.
@Blockheadfun5 жыл бұрын
Akira Nakahara weirdly her roar is comforting at that distance lol. Any closer I'd likely be like. "Oh fuck no!" The raptor calls no matter what distance are terrifying. Especially if I can hear the low growls. That means they at most a football field away... Short run for a pack of them.
@mwbgaming285 жыл бұрын
@@Blockheadfun *grabs AR-15 and loads a magazine full of green tips*
@pinklightninggacha5 жыл бұрын
@@mwbgaming28 fuck the ar 15 give me a fucking battle cruiser i'm sure a battle cruiser would make short work of a t rex
@codycason63735 жыл бұрын
MWB Gaming AR15s a pea shooter, you’d be lucky to get out alive if your brought a 50cal
@mwbgaming285 жыл бұрын
@@pinklightninggacha it's mostly for the raptors, though a face full of green tips would definitely give rexy something to think about if she got too close
@isaacdiaz7885 жыл бұрын
"hoo aahh, thats how all this starts, but then later there's running and then screaming." --Ian Malcom
@bryanp48274 жыл бұрын
You should have more likes bro, that statement was exactly what i was thinking! 👍👍
@jameslipke3544 жыл бұрын
"Remind me to thank John for the wonderful weekend. " - Ian Malcolm
@showmethedickens4 жыл бұрын
Should we risk moving him?
@CS-yr5jr3 жыл бұрын
Well I didn’t think I’d ever find sounds that sooth me, but...ASMR finds a way.
@clash10244 жыл бұрын
"Are the kids okay?" "I didn't ask why wouldn't they be?" "Kids get scared." "What's to be scared about it's just a little hiccup in the power." "I didn't say I was scared." "I didn't say you were scared." "I know."
@MadMalManny4 жыл бұрын
He Left us. He left us
@FinalMoondragon4 жыл бұрын
Ian Freeze!!
@MadMalManny4 жыл бұрын
@Samuel Black GET THE KIDS
@justinakers31964 жыл бұрын
Pretty awesome dialogue. I need to rewatch this. Love Sam neils dr grant. Wish Michael crighton was still alive to write more Jurassic park shit
@skylerstevens88874 жыл бұрын
The irony is that my 3 year old loves the Jurassic park movies lol.
@Fulgrim24 жыл бұрын
This and all the movie quotes put a big smile on my face.
@wetvagabond32225 жыл бұрын
T. rex footsteps are at 19:45, and the roar is at 20:00
@menslady125eif25905 жыл бұрын
Awww, Rexy! Love my big girl so much!
@cheryltunmore89018 ай бұрын
I've tried so many ambience videos to help me sleep,but this one is number one always! Works every time ❤️
@cobde5 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep to this and woke up screaming
@mythik1405 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5WQfmWJaq-seZom46s
@madmannn95765 жыл бұрын
@@mythik140 Fuckin RAW!!!
@1scarewolf5 жыл бұрын
I wish it was real, too!
@caseykae46975 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@KeeleyEV5 жыл бұрын
Hold on to your butts ...
@antoniocenteno14834 жыл бұрын
Awesome ambience of animals in the nature, T Rexes, Brachiosaurus and Jeff Goldblums roaming free
@craigularr5 жыл бұрын
11:07 "Eeeeeh no wonder you're extinct..."
@QWERTY-01-094 жыл бұрын
Craigular “im gonna run you over when I come back down.”
@madelinegutierrez17204 жыл бұрын
Thank you thank you
@captsternn4 жыл бұрын
NEWMAN!
@craigularr4 жыл бұрын
@@QWERTY-01-09 Out of all the JP deaths, his scared me the most..
@TomTheCat.4 жыл бұрын
Craigular have you read the book version of it. It’s scarier.
@Dindyracer3 жыл бұрын
Putting Dinosaur Ambience on KZbin was the best thing you did all day, and I'm gonna be there when you learn that..
@thejarbearadventures29715 жыл бұрын
“Whatta they got in there, King Kong?” - Jeff Goldbloom
@chrismac10115 жыл бұрын
Grant: "No, sounds bigger" Eric: "You don't want to know..."
@cerono91694 жыл бұрын
@@chrismac1011 mamma is very angry
@DebBan4 жыл бұрын
Blum
@JAGraptor4 жыл бұрын
TheJarbearAdventures I remember in my high school biology class one of the in class sheets we had to answer included a box in which we were supposed to draw an animal. I asked the teacher, “any animal?” She said yes. So on the left of the box I drew a crude depiction of a T-Rex, in the middle a gate, and on the right the SUV with that quote. The teacher liked that one.
@DebBan4 жыл бұрын
@@JAGraptor I wish you had a copy of that painting.
@slapsberg4 жыл бұрын
Dodgson. DODGSON! WE GOT DODGSON HERE! See? Nobody cares. Nice hat. What are you trying to look like, a secret agent?
@morganlhart4945 жыл бұрын
Ahhhh so relaxing.... 14:55 *BOOM* 👀 ~Anxiety~
@essdearr4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this :D
@MKallagen4 жыл бұрын
There's nothing at that time stamp that's anything like a boom.
@TheVivapinsam4 жыл бұрын
Maybe it's the power trying to come back on?
@FearNot777 Жыл бұрын
Man, remember when this film came out. The nostalgia is very powerful with this one
@harrisonlee95855 жыл бұрын
Nobody: No one: Not a soul anywhere: KZbin Recommendations: RELAXING DINOSAURS
@cheesebottle28445 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@DeathCluntch5 жыл бұрын
youtube is like fuck you lol relax in most dangerous jungle. When I saw this I was like Evern Tom hanks from castaway would have swim away from that island well heck Im Not freaking John Rambo to relax with dinosaurs lol.
@Its_Me_Romano5 жыл бұрын
Yeah fuck off
@frosty18655 жыл бұрын
@@Its_Me_Romano you fuck off
@MG-uz5mr5 жыл бұрын
Really????? I literally searched for dinosaur jungle ambience. It's so comforting!! This one actually needs more dinos though hehe
@venomfoxgames5 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to relax to some JP sounds! *Injured baby rex cries out in pain* *Immediately stops listening*
@LordBingus15 жыл бұрын
Venom Fox Reviews Spinosaurus roars a couple minutes afterwards
@ROTKFreak5 жыл бұрын
Preach.
@somacruz77595 жыл бұрын
I think I heard the sick triceratops in here, too ._.
@benjaminbr89155 жыл бұрын
Venom Fox Reviews i once had a baby rex... very cute untill they grow up
@barago92185 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@tstreb664 жыл бұрын
16:28 I was almost asleep before I heard this.
@davidwile12773 жыл бұрын
Nice dinosaur
@Chase_baker_19963 жыл бұрын
I think it hissed but I'm not sure
@callenroeder37843 жыл бұрын
S is what I wanted to skip, 🙏
@BunnyTPerson3 жыл бұрын
The sound of death
@JoTheBlackWolf3 жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was waiting for, now I know around where I must be when I read the part of the fat A holes death.
@TheLovelorn192 Жыл бұрын
Me, ready to sleep: 15 second unskippable ad with high volume: “Are you sure about that?!”
@bulecrow5415 жыл бұрын
I especially like the sound of the power trying to come back on.
@godzillalevi75635 жыл бұрын
hi ghidorah im a big fan destroy tokyo again pleaze i need a precual to godzilla vs king ghidorah 1991
@cfrandre83195 жыл бұрын
hunter qassem (prequel)
@godzillalevi75635 жыл бұрын
@@cfrandre8319 thanks for correcting me in a good way
@cfrandre83195 жыл бұрын
hunter qassem You’re welcome-it’s the least I could do while applauding your taste for fake-Tokyo-stomping and Godzilla. Well done, sir, well done.
@crypto12235 жыл бұрын
I am surprised by how much I need this in my life. I just feel like I am there. Hiding in a sealed bunker. Behind a machine gun nest. With my last will and Testament written on the wall behind me.
@john-kl3ux4 жыл бұрын
@7:12 "maybe it's the power trying to come back on"
@Shucksofficial3 жыл бұрын
I love that the dialogue from Nedry can be vaguely heard during the dilophosaurus sounds 😂