"You think your God doesn't have a sense of humour?" "He made you." That's now my favourite comedy line ever.
@shaun80853 жыл бұрын
That was the best one ' - '
@shinzokaisen58013 жыл бұрын
Coz This same *SOH* Crosses the Limit and Turns out to be an *Insult* Veerya Das Is an Insult to the God who Made him😶 Not for him but for his SoH or So Called Woke Jokes. I Hope You don't Call me out a Normie😄 From SoH I Mean Sense of Hum.....🤦🏻♂️😂😂
@shylesh853 жыл бұрын
lol...and parents smartly dodged that question "God made U son"
@anoushkanautiyal3 жыл бұрын
@@shinzokaisen5801 Well not everyone is perfect. We all make mistakes and we all have wrong and selfish thoughts or do bad things. It just part of being a human. He doesn't believe that praying to God is going to help you at all. Because only YOU and the ones you trust can help you in difficult times. Your God wouldn't want you to pray to them or hate on people for not believing in HIM/HER or believing in a different God. That's a mentality we have created and are too stubborn to get out of.
@smncoolidfk3 жыл бұрын
@@anoushkanautiyal Yeah, would God really be happy with the "cow lynchers" in India? (cow lynchers are people who lynch other people who eat beef)
@Bravishi4 жыл бұрын
The world wants to know the weight of those balls of steel
@madsysciest2364 жыл бұрын
why do he need balls of steel to say all that?
@2K20-x7v4 жыл бұрын
Weight = Minus mg
@Bravishi4 жыл бұрын
@@madsysciest236 Because a species named "extremists" exists and this guy just offended most of its subspecies.
@anant00714 жыл бұрын
786 kgs...
@nilk12294 жыл бұрын
Ayesha ke wajan ke barabar
@amalnourinsajith40084 жыл бұрын
"If you are offended by religious jokes, you are a human being. But if you are avenging religious jokes, then you are a fundamentalist." best thing I've heard in a long time....
@abhishekpatil58464 жыл бұрын
Make an ig post out of it Vir.
@nilk12294 жыл бұрын
That's why Kamlesh Tiwari was butchered by Muslim fundamentalists.
@jahnavishanker44904 жыл бұрын
Let's print this on a tshirt
@paradoxicalcitizen11394 жыл бұрын
@@nilk1229 in a country where a breaking of a masjid is celebrated by the prime minister, let's not talk muslims shall we.
@savageme73304 жыл бұрын
@@paradoxicalcitizen1139 let's not forget that the Masgid was literally an illegal construction. If anyone gets offended, I'm sorry, I'm no one to interfere with your faith. But I believe reconstruction of the temple is a sign of decolonisation, and removing any trace of the foreign invaders that came to our land. Some extremists even go on to say that Taj Mahal and Red Fort etc, should also be demolished, but let's be honest, that's ridiculous. Not only are they famous tourist destinations, but also of national importance. But the Masgid wasn't really doing any good, except paving the way to a big religious riot. But of course, these are my opinions. Feel free to disagree.
@rifqiaji50312 жыл бұрын
Man, I hope I have a community that listens to this and they are still laughing. I am a religious, but I really hate those guys who pretend to protect their religion but yet having their hidden agenda. They just simply accuse others with blasphemy this blasphemy that. You really do great thing Mr. Vir
@akasage44284 жыл бұрын
I still remember him saying that we are not ready for religious jokes few years back. But he finally did it. Such an amazing piece.
@zufishansaba46344 жыл бұрын
Idk why you crack jokes on muslim religion when u dont know more than half of the information about it. You are just brainwashed by media showing religion in the wrong light . First do your research
@memehu29104 жыл бұрын
@@zufishansaba4634 😂🤔😀😀😀😀😀🤣🤣🤣
@ayushpandey65954 жыл бұрын
@@zufishansaba4634 Nah , If people can crack jokes on Christianity , Judaism , Hinduism. Why to Exempt Islam? Any virgin quota?
@akasage44284 жыл бұрын
@@zufishansaba4634 Why we crack jokes? to make others laugh, thats all there is to it.
@ayushpandey65954 жыл бұрын
@@zufishansaba4634 again bro , U are just getting Violated. These are mere jokes , let's become liberal atleast Tolerable. You can't Blame BJP unless you leave behind your Religious orthodoxy.
@diyatheras44364 жыл бұрын
'We listen to comedians and laugh at politicians.' This was once a joke, but a reality now!! 😂
@pretty9483 жыл бұрын
😑
@shahinxsha36933 жыл бұрын
Agree❤️
@jugalpatil40483 жыл бұрын
True
@divyamohanankk3 жыл бұрын
True point and that's what threatens the politicians because what described them was their oratorship and with their wisdom comedian have taken oven poltician. True that poltician make us laugh and stand up comedians make us think
@jinujoseph3183 жыл бұрын
Perfect ❤️
@bhagat61274 жыл бұрын
My man! At this point, he's not even making Jokes, it's just Ted Talks about the real things in life.
@vibgyor92394 жыл бұрын
@me bravo Oh!..please...don't get started here!
@vibgyor92394 жыл бұрын
@me bravo Well...you people always fight on the basis of religions...by which most of the people get irritated...and I requested you (look I have written "please")not forced you like most of the religious fundamentalists.
@adithyasandeep63524 жыл бұрын
@me bravo why is everything about Hindu-Muslim to you? Think beyond the religious barriers dividing our country and see how happy and heavenly our nation can be.
@anushitasharma32404 жыл бұрын
@me bravo he was not favouring any religion or was just talking about Muslims, he talked about Jesus, about Hindus but in general, he talked about religion and their mid beliefs. And just like he said if you are bothered so much by the stuff he said, is your faith really faith or a just a thing which gives you freedom of speech.
@anushitasharma32404 жыл бұрын
@Bhagat idk what you were doing during the video but I laughed a lot and I bet others did too. And no it is not a ted talk, he is just smart with his words and makes us learn or become aware of things with a smile on our face. Sorry, you are not smart enough to pick up on his humour and talent. 😁😁
@joshuamaynard71803 жыл бұрын
i'm a survivor of abuse and molestation in the us and im a second class citezen even though i was born here just cause im hispanic your comedy helps me cope with both not even lying i have severe anxiety depression and mental breakdowns almost every night but your comedy helps me laugh even though im mute you make me laugh and it reminds me that the world isnt as bad as my situation or people that theres more than what im going through rn your comedy helps me to keep living
@lucifer64563 жыл бұрын
Yoo. Fight through the storm man. Keep strong and if you need help, ask for it. People on the internet can't help but family or friends can.
@prajwaljayaraj58873 жыл бұрын
I hope that things are getting better for you, and we love you and we believe in you. And you also have fantastic taste in games.
@emahinata48883 жыл бұрын
You might and end just give up but please dont just live. Please just do each and every stupid thing you thought of. Behave like a child. Go rebel if that makes you feel good. But don't add to the evil of the world and please dont just live.😁 Have you smiled today ? You might not have a reason but try doing it. Try and smile.
@gracenotme6713 жыл бұрын
Vir Das helps me ignore the emptiness for a while
@adwaitab.36223 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, brother. This too shall pass.
@KarlRock4 жыл бұрын
I met you at NH7 Weekender Pune. You asked me if I was in a band performing. But na, I just look like PewDiePie. Ps. Thanks for letting me take a selfie with ya.
@doctorcapacitor79324 жыл бұрын
Hi indian scamm exposer buddy
@adityaranjan36384 жыл бұрын
Love your content man! keep it rolling!
@manakirai24194 жыл бұрын
@Second life reality kise chaiye hoti hai waise bi 😬
@vishwakumar28644 жыл бұрын
🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
@NOTaHeroForSure4 жыл бұрын
@@arifahmed9801 Really......Entire show was based on hindu and Modi Satire as a backdrop........Grow up dude.
@thevirdas4 жыл бұрын
GUYS!!! Don't forget to leave me your suggestions for what the next episode of #tenonten should be about. Also...I wanna make this a popular and regular thing, and for that I need you to share it and like the shit out of it.
@adityachoppa10344 жыл бұрын
Please do a set on education system in India
@vedantvaishampayan80044 жыл бұрын
Gender. Side note: That chair looked really uncomfortable
@parkarmoiz4 жыл бұрын
I don't know y but i have a strong feeling that this was in solidarity to Munawar faruqui and I love you for that
@SHARKcrab4 жыл бұрын
If I made a political party 🤓 that piece of set is just Awesome
@swatimadhwani46924 жыл бұрын
Next #tenonten Something related to Marriages all over the world
@ethanrodrigues12244 жыл бұрын
As a Christian watching a guy do jokes on Christianity, I loved it.
@samirkaushik88634 жыл бұрын
Nice
@avr873 жыл бұрын
Its because we're generally more secure about our beliefs.
@EM-xm5hb3 жыл бұрын
me2
@nsptech97733 жыл бұрын
Will you still love it if this man mocks your parents? I doubt you won't! You can call me intolerant, that's complete fine! I would prefer to be mocked and hated by the world rather than loving a foolish guy who inherently mocks the most high king! And even Jesus was mocked by their own people when he spake the truth! He revealed many things to us, he spake absolute truth, he came as a light to this broken world! _And yet, eventhough he was mocked, he didn't withhold his love for us, so much that he was willing to make intercession for us by suffering painful death that we deserve!_ This man named Jesus of Nazareth whom I spake to you now, is gonna return soon with thousands of his angles on judgement day! No matter who you are, no matter what religion but one day you are going to stand before the king! *The word of God is not something to be made fun of, that's blasphemous, this is no joke*
@ethanrodrigues12243 жыл бұрын
@@nsptech9773 I pity you
@talibalvi83833 жыл бұрын
Everyone hates religious bigotry until the bigotry starts to come from their own religion. Then it becomes "don't say anything about my religion without getting multiple PhDs in our theology and history". Or "we have been tolerating for ages and we can't tolerate anymore".
@hardiksingh3303 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@sadiajavaiddd2 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@mohammedsafwan35174 жыл бұрын
"If your faith is so rattled by a joke is it really that strong." PREACH
@Rakeshricky1514 жыл бұрын
"Samuel patty says hi"
@rossank34194 жыл бұрын
Ask those who beheaded a teacher in France ..at least people are just protesting and not killing here ..
@ishanpradhan89584 жыл бұрын
Aalla is trash.
@rupamkandolkar37114 жыл бұрын
Bhaie Angrazy( English) KUCH samja nahi mai..?? Kay bola vo thoda samjalo to accha hoga...!!
@rupamkandolkar37114 жыл бұрын
@@ishanpradhan8958 bhaie chup kar , kahi France say vo log tayre ghar pay na pohoch jayeh!
@sreekarpradyumna4 жыл бұрын
"You think he doesn't have a sense of humour? He made you." Someone call an ambulance. Third degree burns out here.
@ahsanashfaq44304 жыл бұрын
F is in the chat for mankind
@aarushisharma26254 жыл бұрын
God's not a person with a gender. That's just us being stupid.
@mathewsteven4 жыл бұрын
@@aarushisharma2625 Well God chooses to be called by the male pronouns so yea
@aarushisharma26254 жыл бұрын
@@mathewsteven God chooses nothing. It's us. We create our gods. We name them. We clothe them. We assign them personalities and genders and powers. And then we worship them. It's very simple. God is male because our society is male dominated. Society is responsible. Humans are responsible. If everybody understood this simple fact, we'd have a lot less conflict.
@mathewsteven4 жыл бұрын
@@aarushisharma2625 1) Not all gods are created. 2) You are talking about the hindu gods, idols, who are created. The real God isn't clothed or named. 3) God is male not because our society is 'male dominated'. Our society is male dominated because men are stronger and are arguably better leaders. We got to where we are today because men were the leaders. God chooses to mainly identify as male because he is more masculine that feminine.
@datatourist3 жыл бұрын
If you perform in open there is no studio to be vandalised😂
@aarohansharma45513 жыл бұрын
Modern problems require modern solutions
@Yash-wm1nj3 жыл бұрын
** outstanding move ** 😂😂
@siddxk3 жыл бұрын
If he had done that show in Aarey it would have paved way for Metro carshed.
@sumitrawat90433 жыл бұрын
Sarcasm 😎
@snowflakeseverywhere83443 жыл бұрын
By certain peaceful community.
@ramkumarls3 жыл бұрын
Thanks to the BJP sangis for the #TwoIndians outcry. They simply introduced to me Vir Das and now I can know how wonderful his comedies are. Watched all your videos now and you are simply awesome.
@chvishal5793 жыл бұрын
Same
@sanjanak25143 жыл бұрын
Same here
@RAFFTARTRADING3 жыл бұрын
Same
@BrijMohan-zo8jc3 жыл бұрын
Discovered a star
@rajrajeshwari20193 жыл бұрын
Same here🤗
@nixilodean38994 жыл бұрын
we need to protect this man at any cost .. he's a hero...
@taukeedsiddiqui19004 жыл бұрын
Yeah i have watched his movie too Honestly telling i didn't liked it much though
@vibgyor92394 жыл бұрын
@@taukeedsiddiqui1900 Its ok!...not everyone have good taste...
@nilk12294 жыл бұрын
Hero,nice joke. You can become a better comedian than him cause your joke made me laugh
@nixilodean38994 жыл бұрын
@@taukeedsiddiqui1900 maybe u watched mastizaade instead of go goa gone
@nixilodean38994 жыл бұрын
@@Nikasu-k4c are bhai me thodi kiya.. Ua comment on my comment.. Bahar ja k comment kr baba😂😅..
@chiraglunagaria45974 жыл бұрын
Indian Police : So how many cases do you want? Vir Das : yes
@paradoxicalcitizen11394 жыл бұрын
@Wase I also get upset when my imaginary sky being is targeted.
@infinityxtanishq87124 жыл бұрын
@@paradoxicalcitizen1139 lol
@missmalaprop74554 жыл бұрын
@@mel1076 but then, when did the English language become equivalent to literacy?
@debiprasadpradhan51184 жыл бұрын
After munawar Faruk all gone afried😂🤣 that's why he joke on all religions. Otherwise they'll target on a single religion
@OneTenDev4 жыл бұрын
@@debiprasadpradhan5118 yes 😂🤣
@zaynularefin18794 жыл бұрын
I'm going to tell my son one day " you think i don't have sense of humour, i made u"
@amishpatel11374 жыл бұрын
To me that sunk in so fast ... hilarious
@sanketsarode62134 жыл бұрын
Plot twist He ain't yours.The joke is on you
@zaynularefin18794 жыл бұрын
@@sanketsarode6213 lol🤣
@lokendrathakur52404 жыл бұрын
and he is gonna reply "my point still stands"
@movieclipsadda20204 жыл бұрын
N your husband's like " Ahmmmm Hmmm " 😁
@shahinurrahman78693 жыл бұрын
”If your faith is so rattled by a joke is it really that strong?”
@Prakhar_Kumar0111 ай бұрын
I don't think its the faith actually getting rattled, its the second India getting rattled, Leave the faith alone, those people are stupid, but the faith doesn't connect with them, they try to connect with the faith forcefully
@aamirkundi984 жыл бұрын
I am a Muslim and a Pakistani and I loved every second of this video. Hats off to Vir Das. And plz make a ten on ten on indo Pak relations.
@devsharma32844 жыл бұрын
yes yes please that's a good topic
@ayaan-world4 жыл бұрын
Good to see people like u bro
@ramsey6274 жыл бұрын
I understand you are trying to make a point, but you didn't really need to specify your religion just saying.
@aamirkundi984 жыл бұрын
Nah man religion is the biggest part of my identity, I do need to specify it.
@ramsey6274 жыл бұрын
@@aamirkundi98 alright, good for you 🙂
@manishmalhotra80994 жыл бұрын
I can feel pain, anger, frustration, sadness and everything in his voice.
@LAvenus794 жыл бұрын
Yes. I relate to what everything he had said
@human32134 жыл бұрын
I can relate to his Hypocrisy Bruh Let's see if he can make a video on Mohammed x aisha pedophilia
@hellonhead59054 жыл бұрын
@@human3213 dude he mocks every religion... 😑🤦♂️
@blzKrg4 жыл бұрын
@@human3213 he did mock every religion. And lets just talk about how hypocritical you are for getting offended by a joke on an animal and you want jokes about someone else's god with porn in it.
@smncoolidfk3 жыл бұрын
@Syed Marjukur Rohman bruh, extremely haram
@m15try453 жыл бұрын
This was incredible from start to finish. called out hypocrisy and even made the audience drop silent a few times...
@kristideeley3 жыл бұрын
My Christian butt was laughing to tears over the jokes about Jesus. Maybe cuz my mom's a caterer 😂😂😂😂 Keep it up, brother, and fuck the critics and haters! They just never learned how to laugh to begin with 🤷🏼♀️
@spycowboi21903 жыл бұрын
Soo true
@madmax57893 жыл бұрын
"Nobody fucks with critics but still cry the same way nobody fucked mary but Jesus cried " 🤣
@kristideeley3 жыл бұрын
@橙 right, because being a Christian means you don't sin at all, ever, cuz you're perfect. /sarcasm
@neilbrian17443 жыл бұрын
@@kristideeley bible literally says that we should stay away from filthy language in Colossians and yeah we're not perfect but we can still try to be holy
@kristideeley3 жыл бұрын
@@neilbrian1744 yes, the Bible says lots of things we shouldn't do. Doesn't mean we DON'T do them. We're human. We're not perfect. That's the whole point.
@shreyag5034 жыл бұрын
"If your faith is so rattled by a joke, is it really that strong" - Vir Das, 2021 A very simple thing that ppl who claim that they will protect their religion, they will protect dharma need to understand... "IT DOES NOT NEED YOUR PROTECTION" So just mind your own business!
@chinkskulal4 жыл бұрын
Protecting the religion - it might differ to different people in different places, like protecting it from other religion who wants it to banished or anything. Larger the majority there will be unity and you will feel safe . So I don't want to neglect my religion instead protecting it by educating about it.
@shreyag5034 жыл бұрын
@@chinkskulal protecting it by educating and by staying true to ur beliefs is different, and "protecting" it by means of violence is different...the latter is wrong, the first one is just practicing ur religion and holding onto ur beliefs vch helps u lead a certain way of life and that's totally different
@chinkskulal4 жыл бұрын
So is it like a perspective ? So minding our own business if someone rattles ur beliefs will settles it ! It would matter if it was a like personal thing. No offence to vir das - like ur Jokes 😁
@shreyag5034 жыл бұрын
@@chinkskulal of course it is like a perspective, if your belief is strong how can someone rattle it? The fact that it is rattled by a few words shows the weakness in ur belief, you believe what u do but u can't expect others to follow it and act as per ur rules, u find it offensive don't indulge in it, as simple as that
@shreyag5034 жыл бұрын
@@chinkskulal I believe in God, now just because someone doesn't and say their opinion regarding god, I won't change my belief neither will I yell at them or hit them, I will leave them to their belief and stay true to mine, jokes like these don't affect me or my belief in any way cuz I know very well what I believe in and these r just jokes they don't harm me or my belief in any way
@tanmaysavdavkar76714 жыл бұрын
Truly secular person... Made sure every religion gets offended and not just one...😂😂😂😂
@rohitlandge70334 жыл бұрын
Not much on Mohammad
@sidgoriya2454 жыл бұрын
@@rohitlandge7033 exactly 💯
@zonzaykay4 жыл бұрын
@@rohitlandge7033 dude did you see the video?
@rohitlandge70334 жыл бұрын
@Hrishitava Sarkar nahi bhai aisa nahi hai islam mohammad par joke banate waqt log bichakte hi hai Jesus par bohot joke banaye but not mohammad
@rohitlandge70334 жыл бұрын
@@zonzaykay i have seen it ... many on jesus not much on mohammad
@aishwaryakarnik94624 жыл бұрын
Next Topic: Normalise being smarter than elders. Stop playing " hum bade hai" card!
@aravindma22094 жыл бұрын
The thing is, everyone grows old one day
@maheedharsai94334 жыл бұрын
Second this
@sangeetachatterjee184 жыл бұрын
@@aravindma2209 right, everyone grows old one day, but growing old is not equivalent to growing smarter.. younger folks can be smarter and there is no shame to accept and understand what they are saying or reasoning.. instead of shutting them down by saying “listen to us, hum bade hai”
@josephthomas35384 жыл бұрын
Oh my goood, this is needed.
@adamyadhiman11404 жыл бұрын
THANK YOU!!!!....... someone .....
@lukes85573 жыл бұрын
I am a religious person myself and I am a strong believer that there is no subject that can’t be used for comedy. This was one of the funniest videos I’ve ever watched and it doesn’t matter that he is making jokes about my religion because they are exactly that, jokes.
@happiestalive43653 жыл бұрын
Please spread your message to all the religious folks man.
@lukes85573 жыл бұрын
@@happiestalive4365 I’ll do my best!
@thefailedcricketer27053 жыл бұрын
Just to make yout point legitimate you lied that you are a religious person.Hypocrite.
@lukes85573 жыл бұрын
@@thefailedcricketer2705 bro I am religious what’s your point exactly
@ayushmishra43584 жыл бұрын
This gave us an idea that in India talk about religion in english it's just so safe . Even gujarati uncle will feel helpless.🤣🤣🤣
@ejajejaj29464 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@human32134 жыл бұрын
He s a joke Lol He can't make a joke on Mohammed xaisha pedophilia Lol Let's see if he can make a joke on 9/11 But godhra riots seems funny Of course How about making jokes on kashmiri hindus Sounds fun Hypocrisy at its peak
@themountaingirl47363 жыл бұрын
The green card joke where pple went silent 😂. That hit them hard.
@omkarsalunkhe43903 жыл бұрын
If you got that joke, could you please explain it to me ?
@munnaito56553 жыл бұрын
@@omkarsalunkhe4390 yea me too pls
@shevonabrahamsamuel26833 жыл бұрын
It's a permanent resident card for individuals residing in USA
@ManzarSahil3 жыл бұрын
@@omkarsalunkhe4390 He meant when on your home land cow is the one of the prime issues and people are ready to kill families for it , but when you go abroad they serve the same cow from India every where and you don't object that.
@Blackpilld3 жыл бұрын
@@madhurinarkhede980 A cow is a cow. And when you cannot tolerate people eating cow and kill them for it in your country but run towards a country where cows are killed daily, it just shows where your real priorities lie and how you tolerate the same behavior when it benefits you.
@borntowild4804 жыл бұрын
"If your faith is rattled by a joke is it that strong?" Line of the decade 👍👍
@d3v3n_51ngh4 жыл бұрын
Woah
@prashantmaravi78994 жыл бұрын
That's something i can get tattooed
@human32134 жыл бұрын
So hinduism according to them is most funniest thing left. Instead funniest thing is Hindus themselves support those who make fun of sita maa , he never made jokes on owaisi , allah , molvi , jihad , conversions, killings , azam khan , shaheen bagh etc
@d3v3n_51ngh4 жыл бұрын
@@human3213 to ye koi school hai kya . Teacher ne sirf mujhe mara unko bhi to dekho
@pradnyasurana48013 жыл бұрын
@@d3v3n_51ngh 😂😂
@TinaLynn2 жыл бұрын
As an atheist, this has to be THE funniest and most brilliantly spoken of any religious jokes on youtube... your insight is hilarious! Thank you for this! ♥
@prachip14984 жыл бұрын
This guy always surprises me I mean how well balanced his stand ups are ? You laugh You learn You reflect GENIUS
@NG-jy7zg4 жыл бұрын
“You think he doesn’t have a sense of humor? He made YOU” Dead 😂
@TheEnthraller4 жыл бұрын
Don't know how many got that one
@AsifAli-dh6pv4 жыл бұрын
😂fav part
@ayshajinan12964 жыл бұрын
That was the best line 🤣
@aarushisharma26254 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Its funny how so many people think god is a person with a specific gender who is sitting in the clouds creating things. BS. That's just us being idiots as always.
@Deadlymm4 жыл бұрын
Take away of the whole video
@radhikagokani36604 жыл бұрын
"Your god can take it" "You think he didn't had a sense of humour.He made you" 😂😂😂 Awesome man! You are the best comedian. Fitted reply to some people 👌
@revmartin29814 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for his turn desperately 😁
@human32134 жыл бұрын
He s a joke Lol He can't make a joke on Mohammed xaisha pedophilia Lol Let's see if he can make a joke on 9/11 But godhra riots seems funny Of course How about making jokes on kashmiri hindus Sounds fun Hypocrisy at its peak
@kimmorgan6363 Жыл бұрын
Why hasn't he been more publicized?! He's the best I've heard in a long time.
@md.ashikulalam99034 жыл бұрын
"Do you think your God doesn't have a sense of humor? He made you!" Holy moly! Rofl
@donaldxinping82064 жыл бұрын
But thare haram right?
@fawalworld4 жыл бұрын
@@donaldxinping8206 so is whiskey 🙄🙄
@Priyanshu_Jain4 жыл бұрын
Veer is really "Veer = Brave" enough to talk about religion in this country. More power to you ❤️✨
@SD-po6hk4 жыл бұрын
But he didn't talk about Nangu Pungus( Nuďìes) of Your Rèligion 🤣, Otherwise It would be a wholesome act.... But Still it was a good act😁.
@Priyanshu_Jain4 жыл бұрын
@@SD-po6hk yeah I was feeling left out 😂 He just ignored us 😂
@SD-po6hk4 жыл бұрын
@@Priyanshu_Jain Your Community is Small and Peaceful that's why he didn't bother making fun of it😊. BTW kudos to you✌🏻.
@Priyanshu_Jain4 жыл бұрын
@@SD-po6hk true! We all are peaceful until the bad politicians & extremists do their job of dividing this great nation 👍🏼
@SD-po6hk4 жыл бұрын
@@Priyanshu_Jain I couldn't agree more brother ✌🏻
@amitojsingh24024 жыл бұрын
Next Topic : World Leaders (What they are, what we need)
@simrantharwani38484 жыл бұрын
Wow that's a good one.I for one definitely wanna listen him talk about this
@sureel694 жыл бұрын
Waiting.......
@abaan86354 жыл бұрын
nice one
@AryanSingh-fs2pr4 жыл бұрын
Totally agreed on it.
@ButchWilson Жыл бұрын
This man is insightful, honest and so very freakin' valuable. Thank you, Vir Das!
@Aramita4 жыл бұрын
Vir, thanks for putting so many people in their place with this stand up. This was more than comedy. The nation needed to hear this.
@sauronishere80404 жыл бұрын
Not just the nation, but the whole human face needed to hear this.
@Sam-tq6gc4 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@palashshrivastava59503 жыл бұрын
The best thing about Vir is that he is secular with the jokes too.
@computer_mastery_tech_wisdom3 жыл бұрын
Secular is Cringe He is an atheist or agnostic maybe
@raghav46823 жыл бұрын
@@computer_mastery_tech_wisdom bro he literally said he believes in god, then how come he is atheist or agnostic?
@anindyachowdhury18113 жыл бұрын
@@computer_mastery_tech_wisdom he s not an atheist,,, he believes in a higher power but not in religions...
@sherrysabran31013 жыл бұрын
Does secular means to defame Hindu culture...
@wolf1o83 жыл бұрын
No he is only secular with making money
@bleedingpaperpoetry29984 жыл бұрын
The contribution of Comedians in India: " Teaching Religious Tolerance, removing bullshit from Fairness cream ads, making people aware of the word Nepotism....." Proud to have Vir Das here!!!
@madhur85374 жыл бұрын
religious tolerance bas hm hinduon ko sikhaya jata hai ek do joke bhi Muhammad aur uski biwiyon pr krke dekho agle din khopadi kisi bori me aur body kisi naali me milegi
@shashankreddy81304 жыл бұрын
@Madhuresh prathap clearly u haven't seen video
@Bulbulbhatia114 жыл бұрын
@Madhuresh Pratap Well lets be honest then...thats because even comedians know that Hindu people are more tolerant than people of any other religions. I know some Hindu people too get offended by the jokes (because Hindu Gods are mocked at a lot) but at least a majority of them stay calm, because our faith is not that weak😊We should be proud of that.
@bleedingpaperpoetry29984 жыл бұрын
@@Bulbulbhatia11I know majority of hindus are open minded but Bro, he used all three religion on picture, including Islam.....It indicates he didn't try to victimise the impression of any particular religion
@bleedingpaperpoetry29984 жыл бұрын
@@madhur8537 Bro, see the entire video. He included all three religions (including Islam)....... He is not scared to express what he feels
@randomhooman32363 жыл бұрын
sadly people use half edited videos to show that he is targeting one particular religion i'm a proud hindu but i wasn't offended at all god knows everything our gods have forgiven demons who have abused them then why we cant take small jokes
@debopriyapaul78073 жыл бұрын
We shouldn't take His mercy and forgiveness for granted
@randomhooman32363 жыл бұрын
@@Ojas97 no because i love the culture and history of my religion if i will be born in a muslim family in next birth i might leave that religion if i don't find it's practices right
@bobshah10524 жыл бұрын
"I got so offended when I didn't understand the sarcasm" , said the holy people of ignorance and hypocrisy.
@tejaswinikalra4964 жыл бұрын
Next topic request : Stigma surrounding Mental health issues in India. Sir, you are a wonderful orator. You are not just a stand up comic but a philosopher in their own modern way. You not only make us laugh but make us think as well. Loved this video
@atulyabharadwaj22794 жыл бұрын
Mental health. Is that a degree by which we measure insanity. /s
@ravipandey86244 жыл бұрын
"You think your god can't take a joke, I am sure he can." This guy made people laugh and enlightened in the same video.❤️
@himiko67953 жыл бұрын
That's a really strong line he said, Leave my jokes alone God can take it.. He made sun, moon, earth everything...if u r matured and educated enough u will get what he is trying to say👍
@siddhanth1243 жыл бұрын
Yep it was pure joke 😂😂
@I-am-backAndhappy3 жыл бұрын
Yes. And even if god has no sense of humor, i believe god would be too busy with all the violence and harm we are causing the world to notice the jokes.
@anweshadattaa4 жыл бұрын
Nobody does it like Vir Das man. He's an absolute inspiration!
@tipushaikh56434 жыл бұрын
If our feelings had words
@rajatdubey69514 жыл бұрын
Inspiration for what ?
@human32134 жыл бұрын
He s a joke Lol He can't make a joke on Mohammed xaisha pedophilia Lol Let's see if he can make a joke on 9/11 But godhra riots seems funny Of course How about making jokes on kashmiri hindus Sounds fun Hypocrisy at its peak
@simerpreetkaur804 жыл бұрын
Probably the most meaningful and brave talks ever heard.
@kanishkshah81934 жыл бұрын
Islam is the true religion .... ... ... ... ... After all ,the universe started with an explosion 😁😁😁
@thebiharibiker4 жыл бұрын
Yes, the most meaningful as he didn't mention any of the 'Gurus' 😂
@kendo12454 жыл бұрын
@@thebiharibiker stfu
@Deutsche214 жыл бұрын
Yes Certainly.
@pawanbansode98864 жыл бұрын
@@kanishkshah8193 That was way too sarcastic😂😂
@nupur_mehr4 жыл бұрын
'If your faith is so rattled by a joke, is it really that strong?' You got me there.. loudest claps boy!!
@princejohnson51024 жыл бұрын
A very strong statement indeed and something for us to ponder about!
@kunalgupta164 жыл бұрын
If you behead a person just for making a cartoon, what's your mentality
@vp54694 жыл бұрын
@@kunalgupta16 jihadi** mentality
@randomgameplays45874 жыл бұрын
Ya kamlesh tiwari was also jocking on moh mad but got beheaded lol
@human32134 жыл бұрын
Ashvith Shetty stfu They why aren't Muslims being targeted Making fun of Ma sita is Cool But not mata aisha And her 9 year old experience If I go ahead I will be shot
@alexd8145 Жыл бұрын
Mr. Vir Das, I would like to let you know how proud I am of you as a person, not because I’m a huge fan, but because EVERYONE has the right to speak their mind. HATERS WILL HATE!! I don’t understand why and how it is not okay to say how you feel if it’s a democratic country. Why is an ‘Arnab Goswami’ so offended by this? You do you! I’m with you & I’m sure a lot of people that believe in freedom are!!
@nayandutta1684 жыл бұрын
"If you walk into a room and laugh at 3 religious jokes and when the last one comes on your religion and you can't take it and behead people...I'm sorry you need a better religious faith"
@ayushshukla68234 жыл бұрын
if you did research then you would know that the person you're talking about made a lot of jokes on his own religion if not the most on his own religion. You are just too lazy to find out, you are happy living in your own microcosm without trying to find out what you are being told or shown is true or not, if it's true then is it the whole truth or the half truth. Don't forget that half truth is more dangerous than a lie.
@mememinister52244 жыл бұрын
@@ayushshukla6823 well i ain't sure if you noticed the " while reading but he quoted someone, why tf would you bs him
@santoryuugaming2684 жыл бұрын
@@ayushshukla6823 bruh u dumb? He's not talking about vir
@bobshah10524 жыл бұрын
I sense insecurities
@ayushshukla68234 жыл бұрын
@@mememinister5224 Lol, I know who exactly he was talking about. Since, he was referring to that person indirectly, I did the same thing as well. And everyone is such a big hypocrite, they don't mind making fun of other religions in public or private while excluding their own religion. But it grinds their gears when someone does the exact same thing have been doing or have done in the past, except this time the other person is doing it to earn his living. When arnob was arrested they started crying about freedom of speech and started quoting chandrachud to justify and masquerade all the toxic and hateful things said about other religion to increase social disharmony and brainwash people. When the beheading happened in france, in news channels they were shouting omg you can't take a joke or can't handle it just because someone showed or created a cartoon. But when someone makes fun of your god or you took it that way, it's justified to vandalise the place where the event happened and put someone behind bars while not giving bail by giving some bogus reason as your justification. Just remember justice chandrachud's words "if you don't like it then don't watch it" and move on with your life. Focus on more important things like improving yourself, your surroundings, your country. If you keep focusing on fickle things and keep infighting while neglecting development. The whole world just watch you, like you are a bunch of apes or monkeys fighting each other in a zoo or circus. Outsiders don't really care about your fickle differences except when it helps them for their personal needs and to keep you in check so that you don't develop and become more powerful. 70 years of infighting and differences has made us lag behind countries which got their independence almost the same time as us(especially China). 70 years of trying to bring harmony and maintaining unity among diversity has been eroded in a couple of years .
@pratikdongare42814 жыл бұрын
the series should be officially called 'VEER DUS.
@VishalKumar-uz3pm4 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
@dikshitav77224 жыл бұрын
" If your faith is rattled by a joke, is it really that strong?! "
@xxgreekgodxx32894 жыл бұрын
Criticizing is much more logical than a joke...
@komalsharma79144 жыл бұрын
Don't know ask kamlesh tiwari. If u can....
@Skypuran4 жыл бұрын
The end solved the equation ✌️
@dearspydey80114 жыл бұрын
@@komalsharma7914 😂
@calpet.4 жыл бұрын
@@komalsharma7914 Befitting Response To That IDIOT.
@sylviafrancis24293 жыл бұрын
Just loved every moment of this. I'm a devout Catholic but didn't get offended as I sincerely believe that Jesus has a great sense if humor!
@nitttin2 жыл бұрын
And i was thinking his father made you
@shubhankardasgupta47772 жыл бұрын
Unless you start conversion. Never forget the Portugese on what they did in Goa.
@shubhamchendake15064 жыл бұрын
Vir's comedy is just not the plain vanilla comedy or a stand-up thing, it's like dynamite exploding with humor, knowledge, wisdom, and perspective.
@vinodchhabria87384 жыл бұрын
opinion heavy comedy is all!!!!! nothing new!!!!
@deeptitiwari2884 жыл бұрын
@@vinodchhabria8738 Imposing your views* The thing is, he wants to offend intentionally and people play along so that they can feel all "cool and liberal". 😂
@kanishkshah81934 жыл бұрын
Why was Ayesha a world renowned penetration tester ? ... ... ... ... ... Because muhammed taught her from a very young age. 😂😂😂
@deeptitiwari2884 жыл бұрын
@@kanishkshah8193 And sadly you are doing the same."An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind"🤷
@kanishkshah81934 жыл бұрын
@@deeptitiwari288 When they make fun of Lord Ram We should also have the right to joke about prophet.
@vibhavwadhwa4 жыл бұрын
Vir, If you're actually going through the comments and come across this one, I just wanna let you know that people love you and are rooting for you! Please don't stop making content! Let this be a reassurance on days you feel low. You're a good man doing what's right!
@himanshu543654 жыл бұрын
If your faith is rattled by a joke then is it that strong. Absolutely true.
@amiramin823 жыл бұрын
Fundamentalists are just dumb. I am a muslim and i fully enjoyed your jokes, been a long time fan, and just found that you have a youtube channel :P , good on you bud, rooting for you
@indianstorm73662 жыл бұрын
I think you should try "Charlie Hebdo" also😉😁🤪😜😂😂
@tiger30912 жыл бұрын
How abt a joke on Muhammad's Ped0philia considered a sunnat????
@mace74672 жыл бұрын
Good for you. You seem chill! 😎
@mariarauf32802 жыл бұрын
@@indianstorm7366 why should he?
@indianstorm73662 жыл бұрын
@@mariarauf3280 As he is a liberal muslim.
@alanjose64094 жыл бұрын
Vir das so efficiently delivers the joke that it is only time when all religions come under the same roof because they all are equally offended 😂. #secular
@shubhampanthri36974 жыл бұрын
Uhhh on Point🔛👌 😂😂
@raaneshpaul76754 жыл бұрын
Now no one will say usko bol ke dekha😂
@resistbeast78544 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@Aramita4 жыл бұрын
@@raaneshpaul7675 word!
@RahulRobi-kn2ps4 жыл бұрын
Followers of Muhamad will be looking for his head😂😂
@jyotirmoybiswas7264 жыл бұрын
Laughter is the best Religion...and Vir is the Laughter god...Vir, bless us with laughs.
@ojassingh6304 жыл бұрын
Man I'm really sorry but I don't know why I pronounced your name as geometry
@jyotirmoybiswas7264 жыл бұрын
congrats to both of you
@ojassingh6304 жыл бұрын
@@jyotirmoybiswas726 well, never said I was proud of it.
@asishkumarbhanja10144 жыл бұрын
And that's what he said.. Don't make GODs by yourself 🤣
@siddhantgurung11454 жыл бұрын
Me:- Sitting next to Laughing Buddha Statue and rubbing his tummy XD
@bajiraosingham94954 жыл бұрын
Finally an Indian comedian to joke about ALL religions.
@uditsharma54243 жыл бұрын
He is insulting gods of hindus and not other religion god so shut up bro that he is making all religion 😑
@athultom12273 жыл бұрын
@@uditsharma5424 wow we were you deaf when he talked about Allah and Jesus Stop being such a snow flake
@Technoforward3 жыл бұрын
@@uditsharma5424 🤡
@MrPjspacejam3 жыл бұрын
@Athul Tom Bitch please. All the offensive jokes were reserved for HINDU Gods. Jesus & Allah jokes were just Jesus & Allah being wholesome and cool as fuck. Those jokes only ridiculed the fanatical followers of their relegion ( that too not to the extent that he ridiculed Hindu followers ). He endlessly ranted about Hindus and cow piss ( nowhere near as common a practice among Hindus as he made it out to be ) but never dared to ridicule Muslims for consuming camel piss because he knows exactly the kind of consequences he might have to suffer once this video went viral. Check out what some snowflakes from a particular relegion did to Kamlesh Tiwari & Charlie Hebdo. Pointing out how he's taking way more offensive jibes on 1 relegion compared to the other 2 isn't being a snowflake. It's just that you lack the intelligence to notice such subtle details.
@hemanthkrishnan81083 жыл бұрын
@@uditsharma5424 bro did u watch the first half of the video. it was jokes about jesus and allah. even so do u think god will get offended by simple jokes. dude he is god why should he get offended by his own creations joke
@sureshvasantada4612 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know there is comedian called vir das but because of bjp people who gave him unwanted publicity on two India's joke Now I found out the best , thank u for introducing the best comedian
@ayushisharma46944 жыл бұрын
It was great, not only you were humorous, this was the most sensible and logical statement I have heard about religion and faith.
@a.saiprashanth41834 жыл бұрын
Then follow RGV.
@Lord_bobby_4 жыл бұрын
@@a.saiprashanth4183 who is rgv
@debasishmajumder7454 жыл бұрын
@@Lord_bobby_ ram gopal verma
@suckadick77544 жыл бұрын
Watch George carlin's bit on religion and faith
@reaebedbenyah4 жыл бұрын
@@suckadick7754 they speak what they do not know💎🖖🏾
@AZIM64154 жыл бұрын
Next topic: Politics all over the world and also just want to say Thank you and Well done. The talent you possess is rare
@sagarkonwar98434 жыл бұрын
More like how are politics are transitioning into "Nationalism" all over the world. Nationalism- more like ways to make yourself feel superior by saying someone is inferior/wrong/evil.
@homosapien51564 жыл бұрын
@@sagarkonwar9843 nice to see someone who understands the difference between nationalism and patriotism. Should be known by almost everyone considering it is given in class 9 NCERT textbook for political science.
@homosapien51564 жыл бұрын
@@sagarkonwar9843 it's like the second wave of populism. You can check out about the first wave of populism which happened just before World War 2. You'll find a lot of parallels
@smncoolidfk3 жыл бұрын
@@sagarkonwar9843 Like, there was something about the Balakot strike, and some "desh-bhakt keyboard warrior" Indians were happy that India has a chance to nuke Pakistan. Like, nukes are weapons of mass destruction, they bring immediate death to an area larger than Paris. How can a sane human being be proud that their country might kill millions of people of the same subcontinent?
@sagarkonwar98433 жыл бұрын
@@smncoolidfk Those people are the one who does not understand the terror of a war let alone a nuke. They don't understand that those who are sane in government, why they try so hard to avoid any war at all. Like why do you think pakistan army chief asked for peace/ truce and move forward to India. All they can do is scream/curse while playing PUBG xD
@parnadebnath3914 жыл бұрын
Vir: You think he doesn't have a sense of humour? He made you.. Mah mind: oHHHHHHHHHHH
@aarushisharma26254 жыл бұрын
God's not a person with a gender. That's just us being stupid.
@Aryan-pj3iw4 жыл бұрын
@Harsh Shinde it's fair that you don't get it
@parvejkhanpk2 жыл бұрын
I just started to watch your comedies and fallen in love with it. You just don't tell jokes, you have strong ideology, believes and a clear viewpoints! I respect that, loved it. Do continue.. ❤️🤗
@shivanibaranwal1064 жыл бұрын
A simple staright message : "Have a sense of humour". And nothing will ever offend you.
@avisheksharma27354 жыл бұрын
❤️
@ghoshalshah47494 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@rubayaafzal26584 жыл бұрын
@Old school guy old school really gets lawra at times. I agree.
*"God has a great sense of humour because they made us lol."*
@simrankaur2684 жыл бұрын
Next topic request: People offended by Science.
@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife4 жыл бұрын
what? people get offended by science?
@ribhavsingh26034 жыл бұрын
'ThE EaRtH Is FlAt' 'VaCcInEs DoN't WoRk' 'BaNgInG PlAtEs WiLl HeLp To EnD ThE PaNdEmIc' 'DeMoNitIsAtIoN WaS a MaStErStRoKe'
@shubhamekapure8284 жыл бұрын
@@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife you don't know but they do. Many scientific discoveries like round earth, sun as the center of solar system were opposed. also not to forget how the people were willing to kill tesla
@yr10094 жыл бұрын
Upvote
@shashankpatel59404 жыл бұрын
Yes please
@paradisestar61252 жыл бұрын
"the reason I can't do all the jokes in my head is because all of us are collectively worshipping a gujrati uncle" and "you think god doesn't have sense of humour?" "he made you" got me laughing horribly
@Yash.Meta19924 жыл бұрын
"The Entire Saffron religion is Trumped by the aspiration of a Green card": Vir Das, 2021. Imagine the amount of context in a single line.
@alpaciandecatre43854 жыл бұрын
It only means Hinduism is defeated by a green card.. No pun in trump..
@kuldeepchauhan18614 жыл бұрын
That's the only part I didn't get Can you explain???
@nareshkumar35264 жыл бұрын
@Sagar K J what is green card meaning? Will you explain ? I didn''t understand this whole sentence.
@AnimeRetroWave4 жыл бұрын
We are in times when comedians talk sense and politicians do comedy.....
@Jarvis20774 жыл бұрын
True
@arindamghosh1654 жыл бұрын
Very well said my friend 👍🏼
@rahmetullaansari47094 жыл бұрын
Agree
@deeptitiwari2884 жыл бұрын
How unfortunate 🤦.
@june63074 жыл бұрын
totally agree
@bombayboys14 жыл бұрын
The most important Note "Jesus is a Middle Eastern."
@kundukulam58084 жыл бұрын
The entire western world is ignorant of this matter.
@UKpowerunleashed4 жыл бұрын
Yeah... But I still debate if he was brown because Arabs are caucasian too. I mean white. Just like in India... you see Punjabis and Kashmiris, they are caucasians
@UKpowerunleashed4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ was a Jew and Jews are racially caucasians. Geographically middle easterns. So yeah Jesus Christ was a middle eastern but was he brown or was he white, it's unclear.
@g.naveenkumar13494 жыл бұрын
I didn't know until now.
@peace66464 жыл бұрын
@@UKpowerunleashed he was not a jew, according to christianity, jesus Christ is the promised Jewish Messiah.
@snow_lander3 жыл бұрын
One of most underrated stand up comedian from India. The reason you get lesser views because your jokes are in English. Try doing hindi aswell. I m pretty sure your views are gonna go exponential but hatreds as well from some of hypocrites. Good job sir. Huge fan.
@nikhiliyengar15103 жыл бұрын
It's always better to do it in English than a regional language for outreach.
@iAyushKarn4 жыл бұрын
The best line "Aww. Did we forget that Jesus was Middle-Eastern? Did you forget that Jesus was brown? "
@orderofphoenix86673 жыл бұрын
Oh dear we do remember he was a middle eastern and a Jew born in Bethlehem and brought up in Egypt and Nazareth but for us the person is important not the stone
@yoyodude-aoe27264 жыл бұрын
I got offended because you left out atheists. Edit: Ongoing war in the replies.
@dubey.ashwin4 жыл бұрын
Maybe because atheism is not a religion?
@yoyodude-aoe27264 жыл бұрын
@@dubey.ashwin technically.
@cineverse4424 жыл бұрын
@@yoyodude-aoe2726 technically it's not a religion
@yoyodude-aoe27264 жыл бұрын
@@cineverse442 yup technically it's not a religion. But they "believe " that there's no God.
@yoyodude-aoe27264 жыл бұрын
@@cineverse442 bro, it was supposed to taken as a joke that all atheist believe that. I will consider myself as an atheist too.
@athirakunnath75014 жыл бұрын
How about; "We live in a world where men protect women from men! " Wow what a paradox😂😂
@shatakshisharma52404 жыл бұрын
Trueee
@VermaAman4 жыл бұрын
No it's not. It's same as writing a piece of code(anti-virus) to protect your system from another piece of code(virus)
@gauravkr744 жыл бұрын
We live in world where female are jealous of other female without even participation of male. If you want to see world in myopic vision then everything is bullshit except you and That's ignorance.
@josephnorton68594 жыл бұрын
In India , Acquaintance rape is 50% . Unknown rape is 5 % .
@human32134 жыл бұрын
Joseph Norton In America it's at 78% Keep Crying
@singh74493 жыл бұрын
My english is week but i got all your jokes and it was sarcastic, hilarious and based on real events. And thanks for subtitles.
@amita26702 жыл бұрын
good job bro
@yashshaligram68784 жыл бұрын
Next topic- Why indians have adopted everything in Western culture except following traffic rules.
@rodc11104 жыл бұрын
😂
@helloworld80584 жыл бұрын
This is so much needed My GOD
@aasthachangemademecry13324 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@deep70514 жыл бұрын
In india we call it traffic suggestions instead 😂
@prataanchakraborty80974 жыл бұрын
Dude!!!!! That’s what we need!
@purwakhandelwal78384 жыл бұрын
Nobody acknowledging the Gujrati uncle he was talking about 😂😂 Now on I am calling Modi and Amit Shah Gujrati uncles.
@hemrajmandal17754 жыл бұрын
Now i cant unconsider it😂
@romaamarnani4 жыл бұрын
I felt like I just got the joke. Have to rewatch the whole thing now
@uglyindian694204 жыл бұрын
Even Ambani is Gujarati.
@hariashwin68884 жыл бұрын
"Entire saffron religion is trumped by the aspiration of a green card" Only Vir can write such witty jokes. 👏👏
@abhijitsingh53984 жыл бұрын
Dear I didn’t understood this can you please explain this line ??
@29subhra4 жыл бұрын
Yess💯
@29subhra4 жыл бұрын
@@abhijitsingh5398 talking about how it is hypocritical that the Modi govt is killing Muslims for eating beef here in India and then sell those cows to his close friend Trump for green card aspirations 😂😂
@meghnamurthy81234 жыл бұрын
@@abhijitsingh5398 Saffron is the colour that is conventionally associated with the Hindu religion and green is the colour that is conventionally associated with Islam.
@abhijitsingh53984 жыл бұрын
@@meghnamurthy8123 wow 😃now i got this humour 😃thanks
@ferdinandoscala3 жыл бұрын
Man, you are a genius. Last line almost put me off my chair. Greetings from Italy.
@ritwiktripathi77794 жыл бұрын
"If your faith is rattled by a joke, is your faith strong enough?"💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
@AZsuperLAN4 жыл бұрын
Right👍🏻
@aryanj.m.16843 жыл бұрын
"You believe your god doesn't have a sense of humour, He made you"
@kushalpatil4 жыл бұрын
" I don't understand what those white people are saying.." hands down the best line in the video !!
@saiprasadpadalkar15102 жыл бұрын
Hey Vir Das, although I don't like the vulgar language most of the stand up comedians use, I must say you are one of the most sensible comdian on the earth. Well done brorher, keep up the good work!👍
@tahervohra3d4 жыл бұрын
Next topic : Sexuality - Though Indians are not aware about sex and sexual orientation still we are 135 Cr. Would love to hear about it.
@srkbhayo4 жыл бұрын
hmm....really, I thought Kamasutra was written in India, and many Indians still read it
@rodc11104 жыл бұрын
@@srkbhayo how old are you?🤦♂️
@infinityxtanishq87124 жыл бұрын
Uhhh , isn’t this a comedy show? Moral lecture ka session kab ban gaya ye?😂..... vir das style to nahi hai mere hisab se
@srkbhayo4 жыл бұрын
@@rodc1110 I am 29. Why is that important, I am stating facts here.
@rodc11104 жыл бұрын
@@srkbhayo sexuality is not just kamsutra. Sexuality includes males, females ,transgenders, gays, lesbians, bisexuals, pansexuals. Basically sexuality is about gender. Kamasutra is just finding pleasure from your sexuality basically it tells you how to have good sex.
@digontodc74214 жыл бұрын
loved it, goes in my favourites. topics for the next one: 1. feminism and gender equality 2. treating sex as a taboo in india 3. illiteracy in indian govt. 4. dictatorship vs democracy 5. indian education system (especially for engineering)
@hibanizami4 жыл бұрын
“Did we forget that Jesus was middle eastern” preach vir 😂 omg this was freaking amazing!! 😂😂
@sudeepbhurat4 жыл бұрын
this is what happens when you dont read your history text book.
@orsonmoniz4 жыл бұрын
Mrs Allah!! lol, the dude killed it in this set.
@ash-gr3gr4 жыл бұрын
@@sudeepbhurat bhai god ke rang pe bhi history book likhi gyi hai waah
@sudeepbhurat4 жыл бұрын
@@ash-gr3gr nah bro but if you concentrate in the video carefully neither did vir describe how a middle eastern guy looks like he just assumed we know.... and secondly the comment she wrote was not related to Jesus's color but rather the location where he was born which is given in your text books .(this comment and above comment has a tinch of sarcasm please take it as such. i dont want to offend anyone out here.)(i know you sarcastically asked the above comment )
@Nomankhan4583 жыл бұрын
Bro! Your writing is a level above. In fact, way above our comprehension (I mean the bhakts!)
@anant44274 жыл бұрын
I'd want to the world to listen to a whole set about "Misunderstood Nationalism" !
@taslimsk89874 жыл бұрын
Me too
@EmanKhan094 жыл бұрын
Vir Das please please please take this suggestion for next topic.
@TanmayeeKawali4 жыл бұрын
I second this one.
@anant44274 жыл бұрын
@@TanmayeeKawali I can't figure out your name....it's like Tanmay with extra ee's😂 what does it mean though?
@TanmayeeKawali4 жыл бұрын
@@anant4427 Tanmayee in Sanskrit means Ecstasy. However, I'm a maharashtrian, and in Marathi, 'Tanmay' means immersed or engrossed. So I assume that 'Tanmayee' must mean 'Immersive'.
@Huzefa63294 жыл бұрын
Next topic: Nationalism. Yes please, nationalism. Jokes around that topic and how people misunderstand what nationalism is in India.
@Rohit.Gaikwad4 жыл бұрын
It's okay *not* to be patriotic. There are many quora topics to read.you can research about it
@upliftedminds25084 жыл бұрын
Yes Vir, nationalism next....Go for it. Keep going with your work
@abys40554 жыл бұрын
@@upliftedminds2508 what is ur problem with nationalism . Every one likes his country and wants its to best and they are proud of it... More than nationalism religionism is problem
@upliftedminds25084 жыл бұрын
@@abys4055 nationalism is politicised. This world is our home.... patriotism is a disease
@abys40554 жыл бұрын
@@upliftedminds2508 religon is decease...just bcz u can't be patriotic it doesn't mean patriotism is desease . Patriotism is polticised every wherr Germany japan etc. Religion when polticised create problem. U just want to put the blame on nationalism but actually blame goes to religonism . Kashmiri pandit exodus , godra , babri ayodhya , banglore city burned all was cused by religious lunatics... Norway a country with atheist was most peacfull and was highly patriotic too just after accepting few religious refugees , crime has gone up there
@hindiyogaproject4 жыл бұрын
“An entire Saffron region trumped by the aspiration of a green card”- epic!!!
@arjunsethi43084 жыл бұрын
Thats my favorite line from the entire set
@mridul10754 жыл бұрын
Please explain it
@arunmoh64184 жыл бұрын
@@Prince_108 The entire saffron population could surpass their religious beliefs just to get a green card. To a places where they feed their gods on a plate.
@devine07864 жыл бұрын
Green card = US citizenship
@Suman-nn2nv4 жыл бұрын
@@devine0786 Yes and also how colours are attributed to religion (like hello colours are communal now?!) And saffron of course taken by hindus, who love to hate muslims, who have been attributed the colour green. The layers of that ONE line itself is just showcasing his pure genius.
@kimmorgan6363 Жыл бұрын
My new favorite comedian, I'm right on board with everything he says... and enlightened.
@souvikmukherjee53534 жыл бұрын
Man he take best way to make fun of religion , let's offend every body so nobody is offended
@61.pranamyajoshi234 жыл бұрын
Offend everyone so everyone laughs at everyone and nobody gets offended. That's great idea nobody will use in India.
@srijanagrawal81754 жыл бұрын
@@61.pranamyajoshi23 even after watching this video if you think u get offended by the comedians in india who joke on your god sorry to tell u but you still don't believe in your god ...or if you are getting offended because the comedian didn't talk about the other god u are just a part of the hate culture people are spreading
@Star气Lord4 жыл бұрын
@@srijanagrawal8175 r.i.p. logic
@samsingh434 жыл бұрын
@@srijanagrawal8175 🤣😂😂what ??mocking religions means hate ??😂🤣🤣get some brains
@kirtyk21574 жыл бұрын
boy you should understand that he aint trynna offend or make fun of any religion it is what it is .....
@aashaybothra4 жыл бұрын
Nex Topic: How Sex Ed is still a Taboo in India.
@nartanaiyer86534 жыл бұрын
Yes yes
@aasthasingh89964 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@pranshkhubchandani81024 жыл бұрын
yessssss
@chiknicoconut4 жыл бұрын
Hell Yeahhh!!!
@mohitswain84414 жыл бұрын
Yes
@RaidenVerge4 жыл бұрын
Next topic: Imagining india where talking about sex is not a taboo
@techmania59574 жыл бұрын
That's a good one
@June-v9r4 жыл бұрын
HAAAAAWWW!! aise khulle khulle se comment me wo wala word bol diya aapne chee cheeee
@shawnygeorgina4 жыл бұрын
yessssss
@rodc11104 жыл бұрын
@@June-v9r 😂
@avg_user-dd2yb4 жыл бұрын
Talking about sex is fine,but legalizing it, like the west has done will backfire on us.
@vaishnavikunwar56623 жыл бұрын
You Know what lets just make this guy the most subscribed and popular person in the world..... I mean we have the 2nd largest population in the world so i guess we can do that..... For the sake of our real feelings which we generally won't say becoz of that 4 chaar log kya kahenge.....