Reprisal - ralphthemoviemaker

[@mikepuppetz9]

Bruce Willis is competing with Nic Cage and John Travolta to see how many of their films end up in the $5 bin at Walmart.

[@mihirlavande]

Nick Cage doesn't compete for the chance to be in the bargain bin. He owns the fucking bin.

[@coletrainhetrick]

Except Nicholas cage last year was in three separate films that got over a 90 percent on rotten tomatoes

[@aperson7303]

@@coletrainhetrick ?

[@CynicalZielony]

@@aperson7303 Mandy, Spiderverse, and Teen Titans I'm assuming.

[@channel5980]

@@coletrainhetrick Rotten Tomatoes isn't a realiable source for quality AT ALL.

[@SuperThingsOnCups]

12:07 they didn't even bother to take out the watermark to a fake breaking news generator for this one printed piece of paper

[@brandon_Larsen]

4 days ago?

[@DeclanCorey]

o shit hi STOC

[@BartoloElMinion]

4 days ago. Hey Vsauce, time traveller here

[@Kaiwala]

@@brandon_Larsen Yeah all time travellers get a free patreon subscription. Because if they don't, they'll just time travel anyways so why hassle.

[@lenonel3286]

And that's the meme news generator lol

[@IHE]

I can’t believe you actually got bruce willis for your video 😱

[@praneethgannoji8279]

If you hate everything, does that mean you hate the hating?

[@greengarnish1711]

God Speed soldier

[@thomasjefferson2813]

Bruh

[@BrickDays]

EU OMEGALUL

[@jirayukardp7212]

Break it down for me.

[@PileOfStones]

I got an autograph from Bruce Willis once, it's one of my greatest possessions. Some people think the smudge down the bottom makes it say "Bruce Willis' stunt double" but I know it was him 'cause he had his back to me the whole time and said, "I'll take you any time punk".

[@aumtrivedi5214]

😂😂😂

[@lightningbolt4419]

@@aumtrivedi5214 😂😂😂😂

[@bnelssMviewshourago]

LightningBolt 😂😂😂😂😂

[@lightningbolt4419]

@@bnelssMviewshourago 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheCheesybeef]

Break it down for me

[@BeexDubb]

Bruce Willis: Break it down for me 🤷🏻‍♂️ Director: Good, Good, got it, Great! ✋🏼👌🏼

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

God dammit, I can hear that quote right down to the fuckin' echo.

[@laurocoman]

You mean it was not an easy grab?

[@overthebar]

@@laurocoman no it ain't no easy grab bruce got hard

[@WiloPolis03]

Lemme tell you something, Bruce Willis is da best fwikin actah in da world

[@JaydevRaol]

😂😂😂

[@Ferraridude13]

The cinematic equivalent of making your periods 18 font to make the paper look longer *.*

[@thomasjefferson2813]

@Ironclaw XII you seem like one of those really smart, but lazy people

[@thomasjefferson2813]

@TuscanHunter31 me

[@alphalax7747]

You should make a Bruce Willis-a-thon like you did with Nick Cage

[@prestonpersonal]

Yes!

[@lenonel3286]

Not worth it as much

[@averylongley8584]

Well, at least Nick Cage has really over the top acting which makes it fun, whereas current day Bruce Willis just has a boring blank slate of a character and basically only stars in action movies.

[@Notimportant3737]

Avery Longley I mean... he did good in “over the hedge”. That wasn’t an particularly awful movie from what I remember. Wasn’t anything special and has its flaws, but it was okay. And I think Bruce did good in it.

[@averylongley8584]

@@Notimportant3737 Its still a bulk of his roles though. For someone like Nick Cage, its like a slot machine in what hes in next, but all I can expect from the next Bruce Willis movie is a bunch of random action scenes, mediocre at best, and very little character, unlike his past roles in "Die Hard" (especially 3) and "The Sixth Sense".

[@willh9104]

Bruce Willis always looks like he's on Xanax. Like he wants to go home and take a nap.

[@kingofjs]

Thats because every word you just said is true

[@flbreglass]

Maybe hes taking advantage of medical marijuana😂

[@webbmerriam6984]

I want to go home and take a nap just looking at him.

[@chanceneck8072]

How awesome must it feel to be an actor of such caliber that to find out, whether or not he gave a good performance, people would often just ask: "Did he care?" 🤔😅😂

[@KaneK1234]

Will Holder He suffers from depression and anxiety. Have some respect.

[@blaisetelfer8499]

To be fair, that lock truly was heavy, old and metallic. I don't even know how the guy carried it.

[@Donners329]

Wait Break it down for me

[@TheJohn9910]

Rusty?

[@billyparr3901]

@@TheJohn9910 Break it down for me

[@blaisetelfer8499]

@@Donners329 it was big, it was old, it was steel, it was...heavy

[@pimppeter5742]

@@blaisetelfer8499 heavy ?

[@NateGH36O]

Bruce Willis when he gets an offer for a one day shoot: “Let’s circle that might be worth looking into”

[@whateverqueer5384]

Break it down for me

[@SerMattzio]

I swear that line isn't even Bruce. It's like they got a lame voice actor imitating him to dub it.

[@mjr_schneider]

I like to imagine Larry Cockslock cracks up every time he says his own name

[@tesold1048]

he should be a recurring character.

[@R-Lee-]

You beat me to it.

[@gelads]

"So did you hear Bruce Willis passed way?" "Really? How?" "Suicide. Overdosed on Viagra and Cialis." "That's terrible!" "Well, he always wanted to Die Hard."

[@user-ny5vp9be8v]

4 days ago?

[@Augustusll]

@@user-ny5vp9be8v patreon

[@dismissing]

Bruh_sound_effect_2.wav

[@Augustusll]

@@user-ny5vp9be8v patron supporters get videos earlier

[@violentaftervisions3849]

*Mic dropped*

[@ebi_tempura]

Bruce Willis comes on set, sit down and says: "blrbrbrbrbrbrbehayblabburr" Director: "and that's a wrap!"

[@MaeveFork]

(marc webb voice) yeah heheh got it great good

[@laurocoman]

Same with Vin Diesel but he says FAMILY

[@JaydevRaol]

😅

[@bozotheclown1142]

Director: uhhh so good! Gripping!

[@444Nightshade]

12:07 THEY REALLY USED THE MEME FORMAT FOR THE BREAKING NEWS

[@jakerobbins314]

BREAKYOUROWNNEWS.COM WATERMARK WOOOOO YEEHAW Ralph my boy I honestly cannot believe you didn't point that out. This movie is so cheap it feels fake.

[@Shibouu59]

Oh my fucking god they even left the watermark in the top right corner, how lazy can you get

[@peepoopeepoopee]

@@Shibouu59 holy shit no way WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[@zmzna]

Breaking news Newton realise gravity 2

[@papayer]

*REPRISAL MOVIE DIRECTOR WAS A PRO*

[@worlds1ep3enthusiast92]

"These movies are so overdramatic" Ralph, it has to be dramatic because he's got a lot of enemies. Meaning it ain't no easy grab.

[@Xpwnxage]

So does they mean they got something?

[@clawzx1195]

@Mookie Über Alles they got b and his acting career

[@TheDreamDetective888]

@@Xpwnxage They got Cee!

[@frankmerker630]

I don’t get it. Break it down for me

[@avad1472]

Every day ralph grows closer to having eraserhead hair

[@KatSpicert]

He's got a long ways to go

[@fayewestwood4193]

I think that's his goal

[@solharv7817]

I was going to comment a quote from Eraserhead, but then I remembered that the guy barely says a word the whole movie

[@Soul_Removal]

Break it down 4 me

[@overlookers]

I thought we were already there???

[@theactualTVB]

Bruce thought it was an easy grab. ...it wasn't. Cause he got B.

[@internziko]

Beat me to it..

[@chaz81196]

Booze?

[@theactualTVB]

@@nerdler7468 I'll send it to Charles Stiles' Mystery Diners.

[@CrasherX2000]

He got 🅱️

[@Spudcore]

The gift that keeps on giving.

[@jccummins8173]

It’s funny that more people will probably watch this video then the movie itself

[@nootnewt9323]

That’s for anything Ralph reviews lol

[@JaydevRaol]

Yup

[@pancakefrenzy9285]

Ralph you don't understand. Frank Grillo was actually playing Bruce Willis's agent and the 20 minute scene is what happens when his agent tries to explain a film to him

[@orwoodwellson685]

W

[@guadalupenieto1326]

Break it down for me

[@papayer]

describe it to me

[@zyco9188]

Disingenuous White-Boy Please show me the facts of the situation we are facing.

[@devinthierault]

Dats 4 droppin a buildin on ma face

[@KarnRulez]

Bruce went from kicking ass in Die Hard 1-3, Pulp Fiction, Sixth Sense and Unbreakable, to voicing Spike the dog in Rugrats Go Wild and drowning in a puddle in Glass.

[@d3nza482]

Puddles of water. His only weakness.

[@altaparks3627]

"playing spike is uhhh very true to life, he is uhhh a chill kinda dog and uhhh I enjoyed voicing him" Bruce Willis - 2003

[@doublep1980]

Serious question: why does he play in all these shitty low-budget movies,during the last years? With Nic Cage we know,he's in serious financial trouble and needs the paychecks (he owns millions and millions of dollars to the IRS and you don't mess with them,ask Wesley Snipes) but is Bruce Willis also bankrupt or something? Last I remember,he was one of the richest guys in Hollywood in the late 90's,did Demi Moore got all his money with the divorce?

[@gojiratar1132]

@@doublep1980 At least Nic Cage is still a good actor and has been featured in good movies even during his financial trouble, whatever happened to Bruce is a mistery and I'm honestly worried about him.

[@WiloPolis03]

To be fair he wasn't bad in Glass, he just wasn't that good either. It really stands off when he's supposed to be playing off Samuel L Jackson and James Mcavoy.

[@elijahdoesstuff4600]

Please put "Break it down for me" on a shirt like "They got T" and "Release the drone".

[@robertjosephmaccready4820]

Elijah Cook Don’t forget the quote “DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING! from batman V Superman.

[@TheCheesybeef]

The shirts will have to be big and rusty

[@policerthought5649]

A nebbles say brontosaurus?

[@eddiedingle767]

Elijah Cook we need a full “Daddy da-d-d-DaAAaaaaAaaaDDDDDDDDDDDDDDY” from Nine Lives

[@narcspector]

Which video is Release The Drone from? I haven't seen that yet

[@mg6945]

Oh hey it’s that guy Captain America once beat up in an elevator

[@godkiller5375]

I was fucking shocked marvel let him be in endgame again

[@godkiller5375]

@J Dee Carter yep

[@brandon_Larsen]

I seriously thought they were going to remake that same elevator fight scene in Endgame from Winter Soldier.

[@porpoisstanley5209]

Rumlow is his character’s name I think

[@mg6945]

@@brandon_Larsen me too honestly

[@Futurevenomzone]

I can't believe you got Bruce Willis to appear in one of your videos. That's insane

[@taomorgenstern7641]

Probably only cost like $5

[@NotesOfInebriation]

I'm a bit skeptical that it's really Bruce; the acting was too energetic and filled with effort

[@isjenjsns625]

Well, he got paid and only had to be there for a day

[@ratmandraws]

I'LL TAKE U ANytIME PUNK.

[@sheephugs1458]

Its pretty obvious its not real its ralph wearig a cap on his head

[@smergthedargon8974]

If this movie was a comedy, the "open the fucking safe" card would've been a pretty great joke.

[@Batchall_Accepted]

Him having the "fucking safe" card already with him and ready to go is like something out of one of the naked gun movies 😂 🤣

[@PViolety]

Bruce Willis:”Break it down for me.” Jamie Foxx:”They got T!” Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners:”Release the drone.”

[@spiciestmemelord9706]

Marc Webb: Good! Good! Got it! Great! Good! 👍

[@southpaw117]

Zack Snyder: "Turkish Airlines"

[@agonycity1754]

What are we, some kind of reference squad now?

[@Darisprites]

Scorch: "Y'know what I mean?"

[@WiloPolis03]

Some kind of Sard Squad?

[@evilspeak5702]

Call him Bruce Is, because it's clear the Will, to act, left him a long time ago.

[@janeisnotmyrealname1069]

Worst pun I've ever heard But I still like it 😏

[@Centaursixtysix]

Zapped him

[@taomorgenstern7641]

He’s Bruce Will-less

[@umi.chissoku]

Bruce Isis 🤔🤔

[@TriteNight1218]

Tss…they should call him Bruce Will-is-gone or sumthin tss tss

[@durianhead]

honestly that lock was really big and rusty and metallic. really big and rectangular and metallic and big and rusty and it was a lock. the lock was metallic and rectangular and it was old and metallic. let me break it down for you; it was rusty and big and rusty and rectangular and it was old and metallic and big. let me break it down for you it was rusty and metallic and big, to break it down for you it was rectangular and it was a big lock. it was big and metallic and rusty and old and rectangular and metallic. it was rusty and old and big and i think i need to break it down for you. it was big and rusty and rectangular. it was also metallic and big and old and rusty and it was a lock that was a rectangular metallic and rusty and old and big and rectangul

[@sorryifoldcomment8596]

🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒🔒

[@user-wb6po6xu5e]

break it down for me

[@janeisnotmyrealname1069]

Can you describe it more? I didn't get if it was rusty or not

[@CynicalZielony]

That scene was like a kid in highschool trying to hit the word count on their essay for Macbeth.

[@matthewpunk2012]

But, was it metallic?

[@heyitsme4751]

Crossover movie where Bruce Willis from Reprisal fights Jamie Foxx from Sleepless

[@leonardomarquez9557]

It ain't no easy grab they got T

[@mrsofaking3938]

We need this

[@HYBRIDZHQ]

I GOTTA A LOTTA ENEMIES

[@robot2971]

and they all get possessed by the ghost of yankee jim

[@22freedom33]

"They got T" "Describe him for me"

[@Nouta1]

9:57 "What're you doin?" Little girl: 😏 "huh? What're you doin?" Little girl: 😏 *Script and acting 11/10*

[@JumbleJammyJokes]

You can see Frank Grillo looking off camera, like he’s looking at the director thinking “does she have a line? Are we done?” and the director is just urging them to keep going, resulting in absolutely nothing 🤣

[@femmefuntime]

Ralph: reprisal is terrible Me: break it down for me

[@el-kiote]

Break it all down

[@SuperRasputia]

You brighten days, Ralph. Thank you for your continual and unique uploads. It's creators like you that keep the essence oh this platform alive.

[@spagettiman12345]

Facts

[@AehsSeven]

big mood

[@ryandeane427]

*sucksucksuck*

[@chanceneck8072]

I laughed so hard, I haven't laughed like this all year. Ralph's humor is so unique and well timed and crafted. Thanks a lot. Having a rough time in life at the Moment....

[@jonathanbutler5628]

A movie reviewer who actually knows how to review movies. I love Ralph. There arent many on KZbin who know what they're doing

[@RobotFilmProductionsTMcom]

Audiences loved Reprisal ! Critics put out the hit. Who would you trust more, yourself or a troll behind a keyboard ?

[@superdrinkingpepsi]

Lemme tell you somethin'. Reprisal is the greatest fucking movie in the world.

[@cloudystarsatnight]

Looks like I gotta call the mafia again. Wonder what happened to the last 2 guys...

[@cake6363]

why does it say 3 days ago?

[@HEHEHEIAMASUPAHSTARSAGA]

You wouldn't see another movie like this if you lived to be five tousand.

[@Catglittercrafts]

bumbo c: patrons got first dibs

[@runningcommentary2125]

"Release the drone." *Drone is released * "Bring it down for me."

[@themlgdinosaur1296]

Its break it down for me

[@runningcommentary2125]

@@themlgdinosaur1296 Yeah, I know. I just couldn't work out what he was saying through his mumbling until I had already posted the joke.

[@themlgdinosaur1296]

@@runningcommentary2125 ok

[@themlgdinosaur1296]

@@runningcommentary2125 thats basically everytime he speaks

[@runningcommentary2125]

@@themlgdinosaur1296 Pretty much, yeah.

[@indeimaus]

I'm starting to think that's not actually bruce willis in your video ralph

[@killme7333]

What? How could you think that? I mean, c'mon! That's DEFINITELY him!

[@Yarghoul_]

Indeimaus I love you Indeimaus

[@joelhernandez3788]

I don't think Ralph would lie to us like that

[@sumdood8563]

How so? Break it down for me.

[@DeclanCorey]

top 10 greatest Netflix crossovers

[@antoninuspius5264]

Sadly, we now know that Willis was already struggling with dementia at the time, which is why he appeared in tons of horrible movies. 😔

[@StingerSM]

When Bruce Willis meets cloned Bruce Willis: (Main Bruce) "I'll take you any time punk!" (Other Bruce) "Oh yeah?! Break it down for me."

[@ReikuHidori]

What kinda lock was it?

[@jamesmeow3039]

The plot twist is that they're not clones but Bruce Willis' body doubles.

[@nowhereman6019]

Isn't that the new Will Smith movie?

[@NeonluxDJWorks]

THAT moment you realize Bruce Willis is a real life version of Bojack... ...Very fun video, as always!

[@baddgerpaw]

Oh man that just made me sad though.

[@swivelkeyring3512]

I hope not

[@RytahIV]

Bruce Willis: Break it down for me Jamie Foxx: THEY GOT T

[@Sambysaurus]

Bruce: Break it down for me

[@Sambysaurus]

@Ironclad tortilla chips Break it down for me

[@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA943]

Who's T break it down for me

[@orpheus0108]

bruce:break it down for me jamie: They got T! bruce: how far away from your place jamie: couple miles bruce: lets circle that, might be worth checking into

[@Quball87]

LOL

[@tomservo5007]

Reprisal is the type of movie that is used as a vehicle for money laundering

[@vsauce4678]

It feels like Bruce Willis got an impersonator to record his lines on snap chat and then send it to the editors

[@billkormas3460]

Garfield Griffin

[@thechosenjuan8776]

Hello yes remove your profile pic right now

[@FlameLOGNET]

Last time i was this early on a ralphthemoviemaker video he was confessing his love for charles stiles.

[@LogicalResolution]

He still writes me letters.

[@mihirlavande]

*CHARLES STILES, MYSTERY DINERS*

[@shrimp1276]

He does that every video

[@tastyloaf5487]

*Release the drone.*

[@sketchyjulia]

You spelled Sam Esmail wrong

[@VarinderBhandal]

With every movie, Bruce Willis loses more of his will to live.

[@casketbase7750]

Ironic, given how most characters he plays spend the film fighting for their lives.

[@L0511_]

@@casketbase7750 in a couple of years, he'll just be Bruce Is.

[@MovementArtistryProductions]

@@L0511_ this comment made my afternoon. 😭

[@poontang3zizo]

The man is slowly dying right before our eyes...

[@johnwatson8809]

@@L0511_ this comment needs more likes

[@MiniatureRanni]

Ralph: "I'm ending Ralph the Movie Maker as a show." Also Ralph: "Y'all ever seen Gotti and Reprisal?

[@MiniatureRanni]

@American Angel That's the joke.

[@MiniatureRanni]

@American Angel ok

[@altaparks3627]

Ludovico *O O F*

[@haytakhaytak189]

Ludovico dude that’s like making fun of someone for something they didn’t do and it’s too realistic to be absurdist

[@dethdad123]

“Break it down for me.”

[@IDoABitOfTrollin]

I love the thought of bruces agent laughing at his own name everytime he introduces himself

[@aaronmurrayvazquez]

2:43 maybe the worst overdubbing in the history of film.

[@mecha2565]

It is like a caricature of bad overdubs.

[@TheCheesybeef]

break it down for me

[@Khenfu_Cake]

@Ironclad tortilla chips I'm not even sure if that was even Bruce Willis saying that. Body double and possibly another person doing the voice over too, what a great film😐

[@SmoothCriminal12]

Have you seen The Room

[@el-kiote]

Next to yippie ki yay mister falcon?

[@DPadGamer]

A new Ralphthemoviemaker video? Break it down for me.

[@yopwor]

DPadGamer Lay it out for me

[@addimbantuwe9406]

Explain it to me

[@thelastattempt666]

Kowalski analysis

[@NinjaGodzilla]

Lets circle that it might be worth checking out

[@Mr_Porter]

Bruce Willis has become the new and unimproved Nicholas Cage.

[@adamonster9828]

omgg 😂😂

[@sori_osori_]

At least Nicholas Cage's performance is funny. Bruce Willis' acting is just boring

[@jamstonjulian6947]

Except Nic Cage might do something enjoyably insane, whereas Bruce Willis sends you to sleep.

[@Gimbleness]

4 days ago?!?!?

[@johans3164]

Dude. At least nicholas cage isnt boring, no matter how silly it is. Bruce willis literally slept through his performances these days

[@harperboon8329]

Bruce: “break it down for me” Me: “well, you can’t. The locks unbreakable” ;)

[@mojoforthewin3069]

Of course. It’s too big and old and heavy to be broken.

[@smac646]

Mojoforthewin don’t even know how they picked it up

[@blakemelhuish1118]

Diamond is unbreakable

[@HE13272326]

Yeah, like himself... in that one movie

[@kze2076]

Haha...”Unbreakable”

[@SpeedyXGunz]

Hey! If Bohemian Rhapsody can win an Oscar for editing, so can this.

[@fruitylooney348]

Is that implying the Editing for that movie was bad or-

[@iandoobz6799]

Galial Woods yeah it's not the best but its still a pretty good movie. it has so many cuts it's kinda bothersome

[@tsarnicholasii274]

@@fruitylooney348 The editing for that movie was awful.

[@mitchellgeorge6031]

The Oscars have always had bad judgement.

[@fawnieee]

@@mitchellgeorge6031 anything that has been made by a (convicted) child predator is fair game for Pedowood, no matter how terrible it is. They gotta look after their own.

[@yungreggie8841]

This genuinely makes me sad Seeing bruce willis like this

[@mastershadowreaper]

3:50 Ralph you fool, if they didn't put that there I would have thought it was Tuesday, that scene wouldn't have made any sense if it was on a Tuesday

[@purplegachomp426]

See Ralph upload. “Let’s circle that it might be worth checking it out”

[@StringierHail56]

Breggitdownformi - Bruce Willis 2018

[@thatsallreviews]

Ralph: calls Reprisal bad Bruce Willis: I'll take you anytime, punk!

[@wolfielyks2byte526]

*Bruce Willis' body double

[@rossthebesiegebuilder3563]

They should make a movie with Ralph in a skullcap as Bruce Willis' body double - and play it completely straight.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Nods

[@exotic.olive.oil.taster.1999]

"Mnyeah.." - Bruce Willis

[@billyparr3901]

Poignant quote

[@unit220]

At first I thought my headphones were bugging out or that Ralph had massively fucked up the audio in this video but no, that’s just the movie. They did that all of their own, it was *made* to be that way...

[@BolbiiS]

When you showed the trailers for First Kill and Marauders, I legitimately thought it was the same trailer.

[@Jabadamazo]

Don't forget Bruce Willis's most iconic role ever... Friends.

[@Chipiliro613]

Break it down for me.

[@papayer]

describe it to me.

[@clawzx1195]

Deliver to me a more analytic and in depth statement to the current situation our conversation is based on

[@jaylong4705]

@@Chipiliro613 sure. ..the show sucks

[@Ipsolus]

He's a swell guy. A love machine, you know

[@melwasnevergivenaname]

This feels different since he shared that he experiences aphasia, probably realized how hard it'll be later and wanted to work while he can

[@olivercharles2930]

no

[@davaipovodochke]

oh man it was the biggest lock i ever saw seriously that lock was enormous

[@fv2977]

It's so big.

[@mcnamaraky]

The best lock. The best. All the way across the border. Gonna lockout all those....bank robbers.

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

How the fuck you write this 3 days ago when it was uploaded today? --oh wait you seen it early on patreon?

[@shrimp1276]

Must’ve been real heavy

[@MrSupermarvel2000]

Break it down for me

[@SoullessAIMusic]

I think the perfect role for Bruce Willis is a half-drunk junkie with a dark past...yeah.

[@sweetchristmas101]

Nah, coma patient.

[@cynikalfilms]

Hmm...break it down for me

[@jaysonmorelli8143]

12:08 They used Break Your Own News for that headline lmfao

[@argyle8489]

They didn't even shop out the watermark

[@baddgerpaw]

@@argyle8489 lmao

[@thisnameisboring6005]

Ive been looking for someone who noticed it. What a bunch of tools.

[@stayniftyGuyFaceMannPersonDude]

Break it down for me.

[@cinnamonnoir2487]

This review taught me two very important lessons: 1) Bruce Willis is possibly the most checked-out person in movie history 2) Ralph has a _lot_ of half-empty wine bottles lying around his apartment to use as props in his videos.

[@hicranakdeniz]

Thank you for uploading a new video Ralph, I had a really rough and stressful day and I was so happy to watch your video right after I got home and I enjoyed it sooo much. In fact, it made me so happy that I‘m now heading to the gym. I didn’t want to go today because I was so stressed out but your video really lifted me up. Again Ralph, thank you so much for putting a smile on my face when no one else did, I’m sure that I‘m not the only one you made happy today ❤️

[@maddiepaddy2608]

What ever tour going through, check out more than enough. They've brought me to tears.

[@adamonster9828]

unbreakable was on of his best performances, that movie is criminally underrated

[@ProjectRedfoot]

I prefer the porn parody, "Unrapable"

[@bryanchu5379]

Unbreakable? *B R E A K I T D O W N F O R M E*

[@neilbreen371]

@Sébastien Levesque really,what about James McAvoy. He fuckin carried the whole movie

[@benjaminsmith5412]

Ralph I just want you to know you're putting out some of the most entertaining, original and highest production value stuff on KZbin right now. Keep up the good work.

[@ie.4205]

“Break it down for me” “They got T”

[@TheFilmArdent]

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[@el-kiote]

Aint nobody got no damn t

[@connorardito7284]

“Well it ain’t no easy grab, they gotta break it down for me!”

[@kijungsong844]

Holy shit that backyard conversation scene actually reminded me of After Last Season That’s some After Last Season tier shit right there

[@jesusa.adorno6933]

Bruce Willis says: *"break it down for me"* , because he wants to know how memes are made, such as the success of: *"THEY GOT T!"*

[@jimmyjuice697]

Good video, but I had a bit of trouble understanding some of the points you made. Could you break it down for me?

[@anikmonette2140]

I thought you were about to give your critical opinion... I'm dumb. 😄

[@NinStarRune]

12:08 lmao they used BreakYourOwnNews for that, the watermark is still here and everything.

[@scarmalades]

I love that the way to become Bruce Willis is to put on a bald cap and surround yourself in wine bottles

[@emmittwhite1290]

Thank you Ralph for blessing me day

[@gibbo7695]

I swear Bruce Willis just uses him body double for every thing. He probably can’t be bothered to come on set so he would just dub his lines and the camera would just have to face the back of the doubles head entire movie.

[@ssharkbait]

*daughter lying on a stretcher astral projecting* What are you doing?! What are you doing??

[@Chipiliro613]

I'm beginning to think Bruce Willis and Nicholas Cage are the same person. Anyone ever seen them standing in the same room at once in the last ten years?

[@PointsofData]

Nick Cage exists hes just his stunt double as a side gig

[@nejdalej]

Bruce Willis hasn't in the same room as any of his co-stars, let alone Nic Cage.

[@DrShaym]

1:36, I'm pretty sure that robot is a piece of stock footage that I've seen in KZbin videos.

[@meddle98]

It's called reprisal because he's reprising his role as a bad actor

[@slaebae3434]

Man this hits different knowing that he is battling dementia.

[@guaceldono7231]

Bruce Willis is either bored to tears or incredibly drunk Or both

[@SmoothCriminal12]

Break it down for me

[@spanishcastlesinspace2899]

You need to upload the "I'll take you anytime punk" so funny

[@Milkystar99]

Your video made my day. Thank you for uploading.

[@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA943]

Why did it make your day? Break it down for me.

[@Milkystar99]

@@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA943I enjoy his content so I get in a better mood when he uploads.

[@starset4life175]

I'm here before this video got a lot of enemies

[@benjaminlennox4249]

Ik i hope they don't try to drain Ralph of his energy

[@devilsummoner2163]

Well hopefully they'll be ok because THEY GOT T

[@guamish7593]

It ain't no easy grab

[@antonioortizburciaga1158]

I will buy the Soundtrack of this movie. Because BOOOOOOORGM BOOOOOORGM BLRBLRLBRLBLRLBLR.

[@mocha8821]

It was S T E E L, very O L D and B I G. Also they got T!!!

[@nejdalej]

You mean seel, old and rusy. Because they got T :P

[@yopwor]

Okay lay it out for me... ok now the lock... it was old and it was big it was a big lock... now I’m going to describe it to you, it was big it was heavy it was old it was antique... Now to break it down for you it was rectangular, it was shaped like a lock, and it was big, and it was old break it down for me Break it down for me break it down for me break it down for me break it down for me break it down for me break it down for me

[@Kaisaccountt]

I feel bad now considering he had dementia filming this movie.

[@ChrisMaxCisneros]

How is it our fault? He could've said something or they could've but they chose not to and made him look like a fool.

[@Lanooski]

@@ChrisMaxCisneros you projected a lotta bs into this response. nobody said it was “our fault,” whatever that means. not everything stays “epic memeage.” Sometimes shits sad.

[@ChrisMaxCisneros]

@@Lanooski please educate yourself you uneducated loser

[@HorseTheWorld281]

Frank Grillo: "What are you doing?" Daughter in the back of an ambulance apparently drugged on something Frank Grillo: "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

[@JulioHernandez-wy8nh]

But what was she doing?? I need to know

[@HalfLifeOfHumanity]

I enjoyed the fact that your friend parodying Bruce Willis' stunt double overuse, is standing behind a different door than the one in your room.. There's a worn away number seven on the door, its perfect, like a scene out of any other recent VOD of his.

[@TheAlphaLegionnaire]

We laugh at Bruce, but he made more money in that one day of half hearted acting than most of us will in our entire lives.

[@SamMayMUSIC]

12:09 the news was from that website everyone uses for memes... there's literally the watermark in the top corner xD

[@gobbotits1686]

Bruce Willis vs. Harrison Ford: geriatric showdown. LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!

[@d3nza482]

It already happened. It was called The Casting Call For The Expendables 3. Ford won. The reward was 3 million dollars for 4 days of work. Willis wanted $4 million for 4 days. Instead, he won the honor of being called out for being "greedy and lazy" by Silvester Stallone, on Twitter. Stallone also made some astute predictions about Willis' career. www.myinsightmag.com/2013/08/sylvester-stallone-slams-bruce-willis-in-twitter-rant/

[@TheMrSark]

Skipping through 'Air Strike' to all the Bruce Willis scenes is pretty goddamned hilarious too.

[@johnrobertson421]

I love your videos, once I found your channel I watched all of them. I just joined patreon because I wanted more of your vids right away

[@blissfulinsomniac5711]

Great vid! However, in light of recent revelations about Bruce Willis, this is now really...depressing

[@fuzzydunlop7928]

Ralph is slowly becoming Eraserhead.

[@billyparr3901]

You're implying that he isn't already Eraserhead??

[@nejdalej]

Wrong answer, but wouldn't it be a totally different movie if Ralph was eraserhead? Have another 10 points!

[@meksus96]

Ralph seems to have taken down his "Bruce Willis Movies" review out of respect after the recent 2 diagonizes. That's more than enough. He obviously couldn't have known Bruce was sick, and by that stupid logic everyone who laughed is also guilty. In my opinion, Bruce should have never starred in those movies, even if it was supposedly done for his family. He already had amassed millions of dollars in almost 50 years of acting, and it wasn't necessary to humilate himself and ruin part of his legacy just for a few extra million. His family was already taken care of for generations to come. It's sad to see Bruce's condition recorded, shown in public, and immortalized in media just for a few extra bucks.

[@Zerogoodtakes]

Y'all notice Bruce Willis had the same room as Ralph weird huh.