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Gotti is a 2018 American biographical crime drama film directed by Kevin Connolly, and written by Lem Dobbs and Leo Rossi. The film is about the life of New York City mobster John Gotti and his son, John A. Gotti, and stars John Travolta, Kelly Preston, and Pruitt Taylor Vince.

[@mattyjay1711]

Nothing says Italian mafia more than Pitbull music

[@a.c.slater7989]

Ironclad tortilla chips dale

[@jcarroll7371]

Yea exactly. When I think of the mafia from the 70s to 90s I think of horrible club music for drunk teenagers.

[@CarloCanovaccio]

as an italian i can confirm we play pitbull at every goddamn wedding....

[@theportugueselegend]

@@CarloCanovaccio Exactly. People only think italians listen to Sinatra, Dino and Mario Lanza, they forgot we actually got Nonna listening to Ja Rule

[@notrealy180217]

@@CarloCanovaccio All white people, even Jewish people, play Pitbull, and electric slide at weddings.

[@shukterhousejive]

Good idea to have the mobster character dress like the most feared of all Italian figures: Beetlejuice

[@charmandyorton006]

This comment is better than the entire movie

[@tomdongerson1474]

Don’t say that name again please

[@TheCheesybeef]

@@tomdongerson1474 beetlejuice

[@tomdongerson1474]

TheCheesybeef fuck, once more and we’re in big trouble.

[@turrboenvy4612]

@@tomdongerson1474 No one else say beetlejuice!

[@Tickerchicken]

I love how even pit bull was surprised he made the music for this

[@ohbitch94]

Apparently he’s still trying to figure it out

[@papayer]

he's still trying to figure out how to make music as well.

[@zen.7843]

Yeah apparently he's still trying to figure it out

[@annoyingkid48]

• Marche • & Zen. - Do you people just not read the other responses when you comment? I mean come on

[@papayer]

@@annoyingkid48 First off, my comment was me spitballing the idea that he was also trying to learn how to make music, because it sucks. not parroting the other comments. second off, who the _fuck_ cares. you're not the comment police.

[@badledgend1172]

That line "I, me, John Gotti, will sever his m************ head off," was an ACTUAL quote from him during the wiretaps from the FBI. I thought it was ridiculous until I heard the tapes

[@ImGoingSupersonic]

@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 look it up, bitch.

[@mutt9779]

I was reading other comments saying Gotti was a fucking big loathed moron who effectively rat himself out by running his fucking mouth(maybe he should have worn a muzzl- i mean corona mask) . They should have just played up Travolta's narcissism as much as possible, and turned it into a comedy without telling him.

[@badledgend1172]

@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 yes, 100%

[@ElectricBarrier]

If that's true, haven't checked yet, that's really funny. Imagine specifically referring to yourself when you're talking about the crime you're gonna commit so much, it's like some kinda cartoon.

[@apothecurio]

that's when you realize. These mafia bosses were insane.

[@officialgoogleyoutube]

"I even slept in John Gotti's bed. I could smell his sweat and feel his discarded pubes. It was kinda haunting." -John Travolta

[@Bluehawk2008]

What he does for his art is truly inspiring.

[@UnfairEnforcer]

Guy Incognito No wonder he liked portraying him so much

[@Kittyrins]

True artiste. He brings a real Battlefield Earth like dedication to his craft

[@camacakegd3714]

What

[@androidinblack5291]

He’s REEEEEEALLY angry!

[@JakeRanney]

That picture of Ralph standing in front of the "Church" of Scientology is the funniest goddamn thing I've seen all week and has inspired me to drive to Orlando and do the same thing.

[@panpani5079]

Please put it on your avatar afterwards

[@OMGmyFACE]

I went to a church to take pics and it was a weird experience, totally recommended.

[@homerdripson406]

That's how they get ya

[@Shaymin0]

@Mr Temporal So it's like a guy worshiping satan. Ralph wouldn't even be accepted for his God in scientology lol.

[@josephk1342]

Pfff Orlando? My doctors office is opposite the one in LA. It’s essentially a castle.

[@melodyperez2292]

I love that he's eating pizza, with pasta, Italian bread, and nutella. It's like if he ran around the house and grabbed anything remotely Italian.

[@charmandyorton006]

Gott Damnit that made me like REALLY hungry

[@melodyperez2292]

​@@plutterton "Pietro Ferrero, a pastry maker from Piedmont in Italy, ingeniously created a sweet paste made from hazelnuts." Source:www.nutella.com/en/uk/history#1946 (official Nutella website of the UK)

[@creativerock1646]

@@plutterton dawg it would have taken atleast 10 seconds to look this up

[@send_a_raven]

just eat as many carbs as you can its basically an italian meal

[@hansruhlmann454]

"I'm gonna put a hand on your shoulder, John Travolta, because this is a serious moment." "Your career is dying."

[@nekitamol1k242]

Lol dying? It's been dead for ages

[@1997residente]

"John Travolta's accent is a mix of Ray Liotta,Donald Trump and Super Mario"- Tim Brayton,film critic

[@LieutenantJoey]

1997residente that dude is like, my favorite critic of all time. Good to see a fellow fan

[@LadyTylerBioRodriguez]

Another Tim Brayton fan! Nice, even when I dont agree with him I see where hes coming from.

[@hcookie4424]

1997residente you need a space and another comma

[@wandsofpage]

GOTTI is just short for "Got T" which is who they got in the hit movie sleepless, which Ralph vehemently defended in his debut video "Why sleepless sucks"

[@dsj1328]

I love this comments section

[@calebhu6383]

It has more letters lol

[@coltonlarsen5775]

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EASY GRAB!!

[@michaelbridges9403]

@@coltonlarsen5775 IT AIN'T GONNA BE NO EASY GRAB, THEY GOT T

[@tabitha8232]

Harlequin Italian mobsters are part of the Sleepless expanded universe

[@escopeto7849]

19:36 Goodfellas taught me 3 things: - Never rat on my friends - Keeping my mouth shut - How to properly use a glass ketchup bottle

[@SuperLordGaming]

You're forgetting one crucial thing: Don't leave your shinebox at home

[@HarperNguyen]

Pork is the flavor.

[@duende29]

Slice the garlic translucid-thin using a razor.

[@kenzikapture3729]

I watch Goodfellas for the 1st time probably at 1/12/19 & I have been taught the same.

[@ghostgate82]

People who like ketchup are the weakest race.

[@rorybarber5076]

"And I just can't get over how ugly and old and gay John Travolta is." Ralph you are a blessing.

[@ibnmianal-buna3176]

Rory Barber 13:03 Couldn’t stop spitting juice out my noise!!

[@ibnmianal-buna3176]

I’m surprised that’s a joke he got away with in 2019. He’s awesome!

[@larrin6299]

The best sentence in the whole review

[@ralphlauren7393]

thats a shitty critique ngl.

[@siegwardinspirit]

@@ralphlauren7393 it's for comedic effect, I thought the clip was clear enough about that.

[@kyle857]

The great thing about The Sopranos was that it showed how pathetic the lives of most gangsters are. Fighting and killing each other over scraps and being obsessed with being shown respect, but never even giving a thought to showing it to their fellows.

[@Tronathon242]

How many gangster flicks would show them strangling their "ma's" friend just to make the weekly earning? Only the Sopranos did.

[@zeuscoleback]

And always ending up dying, rotting in jail or withering away in a retirement home. Great legacies, fellas.

[@mewgiah8057]

Or the fact that their own family wouldn’t respect them, and getting respect from them should matter the most. Kind of sobering to see Tony’s family life inside the house, and the erosion of their relationships. Yeah by the end he still has his family. And they do come to love him. But to your point, it was interesting how violent and obsessed they were for respect on the streets, but back at home they don’t even have a loving respect based relationship with their own spouse and children. Pathetic.

[@Qwertzalcoatl]

Woah, never looked at it that way. So, apparently some things are intentionally made to look bad and petty? I guess I was a little bit too young to get into it back then. I have to give it another go. Thank you. The other Tony is my favourite character, by the way.

[@tmage23]

Donnie Brasco is another one that does a great job of deglamorizing the Mafia - showing made guys busting up parking meters to make a score.

[@Damian-sb2ii]

The decision of putting Pitbull music in a gangster movie about Gotti is almost as nonsensical as the rapping dog from that abysmal animated Titanic film.

[@stabbymcstabberson3177]

Oh god.

[@jellophant9716]

Hey fuck you Party Time is uh mastuhpiece

[@YordleQueen]

paRTY TIME

[@Renogade]

That's the moment most people realize they should evacuate ship

[@sneakysnake7695]

Ironic how he is called pitbull

[@ChaseIsDaAce]

"So this original score was composed by Pitbull" Oh no......

[@an4rk135]

Chase Edwards which sounds worse? fucking 6ix9ine composing for a movie Or Pitbull composing for a movie You choose

[@ChaseIsDaAce]

@@an4rk135 they are both horrid choices

[@an4rk135]

Chase Edwards imagine hearing one of those guys composing a score for something like star wars or some shit like that Yeah that’s what I thought Edit: and having a rapper like lil wayne composing the last jedi will make star wars fans drive into insanity

[@noreski435]

@@an4rk135 pitbull would be way worse

[@tjiiik]

Pitbull in fucking 2018. I'm must be having a bad trip.

[@tmellott729]

we all know this film is only missing one thing: the GABAGOOL

[@worlds1ep3enthusiast92]

Nope, this movie doesn't have T

[@pentelegomenon1175]

I looked up gabagool and apparently it's some kind of slang term for capocollo ham.

[@llamaryder1]

gabagool? ova hea!

[@marthapozo4881]

No more gabagool for you, doctor says it's bad for you!

[@newthrash1221]

@@pentelegomenon1175 Full of fat and nitrates

[@PViolety]

Could you imagine if they’ve gotten vanilla ice to do the soundtrack for goodfellas?

[@PointsofData]

I'm imagining it and it is suddenly clear we are in the wrong timeline

[@romank9611]

But Vanilla Ice is dead, I saw it my own eyes that Polnareff used the power of sun to destroy him

[@volchnok179]

Roman Empaia Diavolo: “Vanilla Ice sends his regards”

[@SkorMedia]

Id watch a re-edit

[@polverine7491]

PURPLE PRESENT oh no 😬

[@mikepuppetz9]

Plot twist: They don't have food in this film because their craft services were shut down by Charles Stiles.

[@jacobrobinson9952]

The bugs that the FBI planted to get info on Gotti were mounted on a jury-rigged drone

[@mihaelkYeah]

It was Yankee Jim's Iraqi food cart. It pinched all their food supply

[@seazonegranec]

Wait, you mean .. Charles Stiles, as in, Charles Stiles from Mystery Dinners?

[@vryyyx]

seazonegranec Release the drone!

[@fudhssphuds5417]

“Your owner, called our company because he’s concerned about skyrocketing costs in his restaurant,and we know why the sales are down and the costs are through the roof. It’s because you guys have been helping your friends and cute girls cheat at the cheesie’s challenge!”

[@jaredmoore6741]

Why is Ralph slowly transforming into Eric Andre

[@cortezfilms8511]

Jared Moore you make it sound like that’s a bad thing.

[@abcdedeflimsinc.3226]

Ladies and gentleman, it's the Ralph Sepe Jr. show!

[@arabjesus1734]

Yes

[@brennur3731]

Ralph in 2025 trying to break into Michael Bay’s studio while they’re recording transformers 16: let me in... LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

[@lzi9452]

Cortez Films it is for his social life

[@doomdude3034]

This really shows these days how scared people are to have a villain protagonist. Even when it's based on a mob boss that murdered people in cold blood, they gotta make him look like the good guy.

[@doomdude3034]

@Justin Gary Idk how you see Thanos as a protagonist though to be fair I feel like IW doesn't even have a protagonist. And Joker had a ton of controversy so...

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

Justin Gary They went to great lengths to at least partially justify Joker’s kills

[@LumpyAdams]

I'm sure it also has to do with that chode of a director thinking all these mob guys he watches in movies/tv are actual HEROES.

[@juicebox7372]

@Justin Gary The joker is subjective

[@garylevine3521]

Aren’t a lot of shows about villain protagonists? That program on adult swim... the one about the back to the future guys but now they’re related? Aren’t they the villains?

[@povincent6662]

As an Italian myself, Ralph is dead on with the food section. You really have no idea how important a meal is until you've spent some time with Italians. I was on a diet once and failed because my family thought I wasn't getting enough to eat.

[@Peanut_Buster90]

POVincent dude SAME HERE. was 5 pounds away from my weight drop goal and someone's birthday came by. WHOOP SPAGHETTI MEATBALLS AND LASAGNA HOLY SHIT

[@lpr5269]

Dude that's hilarious and very true.

[@blacksunrise6116]

Whoa no way man

[@Homersimpsonitalian]

@stiltonè cheesé god forbid you don't finish all your plate, Christ it's like you shat in the Pope's fuckin hat or something

[@mitchwilliamson5552]

Isn't Ralph an Italian?

[@Ninetails2000]

The food bit is also important because it helps to humanize the characters. Italians have strong family values and the way they tend to show it is through food. So having them sitting down to a meal, preparing a meal, talking over food helps build depth and heart in the characters or inversely causes unease and tension when something fucked up is happening while they're eating or something. Like you follow a dude as he and his family make some pasta. It's all warm and sunny and they spend all day palling around, smooching their babies, corralling kids to keep them out the kitchen and then they sit down and some gangsters walk in and it's like a record skip. Suddenly things are tense. The gangsters sit down, they grab a plate, they eat, they say it's good but they're obviously not there for some spaghetti so you're just sitting there waiting for it and it goes on and on and the tension rises until....they get up to leave......and then they shoot the guy. The food is just as much a character in gangster films as the people who eat it, so not having it just sucks he soul out of scenes where it belongs.

[@TDIfan241]

It helps show how a family works and acts around each other too. Is the table quiet? Family isn't close at all. Too loud? Probably a pretty hectic life style they live every day. A dinner scene is something everyone can relate to because everyones had a family dinner before. it helps you connect with the characters in a short time.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

especially with the value that food and meals have culturally for Italians

[@charmandyorton006]

Gott Damnit all that talk of food from you and Ralph made me like REALLY hungry

[@tabitha8232]

Ninetails2000 Yes it’s very humanizing as everybody eats, but then you see them act like monsters; the juxtaposition

[@Kickiusz]

It ain't no easy grab, they Gotti.

[@jaydentyndall]

can't believe you have only 14 likes

[@serenacelestine]

Kickiusz this pun made me fall to my knees

[@supremeskeet5393]

Most underrated fucking comment here.

[@keenenwright1781]

Lol

[@TheCapedCoconut]

Bless your soul

[@hypercynic]

I like how one of the patron's names is "I'm wasting my money".

[@MasoTrumoi]

People underestimate things like adding food to the movie, but it really humanizes these otherwise unrelatable figures. Watching them eat and chill like a regular family and as normal dudes helps us connect to them emotionally. They're not murderous characters in those moments, they're hungry humans like the rest of us. Jesus fuck, I'm fat as hell.

[@gianni206]

well that escalated...

[@justinschicker8424]

Further, it establishes sacred trust between people, as it is with actual people like you said.

[@billhicks8]

Gotti: * kills thug * "Leave the gun, take the Perrier"

[@kylelorensen8101]

Food not only stands for culture, but also hospitality and wealth of the characters.

[@AlternativeSack123]

I realised the other day how often the wire had scenes where characters were eating and it weirdly adds so much to the characters

[@undeadpenguin7615]

The part,when you said the composer they got is PITBULL! I had to pause because I was having a heart attack.

[@jeremybrown9611]

LMFAO real shit

[@DarksideBallerina]

I thought it was a joke...

[@1997residente]

@Misogynistic MILFlover The following movies can become classics like gotti ! The Batman,scored by Pitbull Fantastic Beast 3,scored by Pitbull Star Wars episode IX scored by Pitbull

[@ARB1452]

Wait... Pitbull made the music to... a gangster movie? *sweats like I’m Limmy*

[@bearpuns5910]

Well, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. *The biggity boy's a diggity dog*

[@laxpors]

"I just can't get over how ugly, and old, and gay John Travolta is." - Ralph Sepe, 2019

[@KerpooHater]

travolta is a cutie though

[@Romanticoutlaw]

I mean, same, about myself

[@Treblaine]

And is it just me or are John Travolta and Arnold Schwarzenegger beginning to look like each other?

[@KuueenKumi]

@@Treblaine The curse of the old man. They all start to...morph... into one figure.

[@SpamEggSausage]

he used to be good looking. he has not aged well

[@barc533]

Imagine if martin scorresse made this movie instead.

[@agooddaytorespawn57]

Oh maaaaan, it'd be the Irishman on roids

[@ingej003]

Would likely feature "Gimme Shelter" by the Rolling Stones at some point in the soundtrack

[@steves1015]

Watch the Armand Asante version - much better film (despite being made for tv).

[@jockoadams3377]

Scorsese would've just quit movies altogether. Not just making them... ever watching a movie again. In a theatre, on a plane during a coast-to-coast flight, or even on an iPhone.

[@jasonbari5997]

@@steves1015 it was an HBO movie soo much better in my opinion

[@jimmorgan21]

It was brave of Travolta to play Gotti as a flamboyant homosexual.

[@KhayJayArt]

Gotti is a gay icon

[@zigwil153]

no s*. I audibly laughed.

[@mikimiyazaki]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@georgeedward1691]

Love it..😂😂

[@katietrextacy]

Oh snap i wonder where he got the inspiration from /s

[@0er069]

"So who do you want taken care of?" "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners."

[@killlog-kb3kd]

"I also need the ghost of Yankee Jim gone."

[@superorangecat6937]

Release the drone.

[@stranget92]

"We've got 1 trillion cameras on the kitchen"

[@Georgieastra]

If you're watching Destiny...call me

[@Arcademan09]

Pitbull is the musical equivalent of corn syrup, he's in *EVERYTHING* and now he's composing musical films. May God have mercy on us all

[@turtleanton6539]

Vader nooo!!!!!

[@cashomnitrix]

Arcademan09 I don’t know, corn syrup’s a bit harsh. .....He’s the musical equivalent of molasses

[@noreski435]

He's more like the musical equalivent of saccharin

[@KhayJayArt]

And like corn syrup, he's not good for you. At all.

[@Timliu92]

Pitbull composing musical films is like if Megadeth writes mainstream pop music. It just will not work.

[@Ryan-Streams]

Coming from someone who dated an Italian girl and had dinner with her family several times... this movie does NOT do Italian families justice. At all. Like even close.

[@whitehorse8558]

'date(d)' :(

[@Oliviagarry69420]

In 2018 me and my mom visited an old Italian women and she used to ask us if we where hungry! I hope she’s doing well!

[@Soulraven2735]

Like seriously! My stepdad is a 2nd generation Italian immigrant with 5 siblings and this movie is so inaccurate

[@nejdalej]

My fiancée's Italian aunts came up to visit us and literally the first thing we talked about was cooking and food 😂

[@ihaveasecret9539]

Let me tell ya somethin’ RalphTheMovieMaker is da greatest fookin youtube channel in da world.

[@Neosfotty117]

You'll never see another scientologist like him, even if you live to five thousand!

[@devinthierault]

Your fatha would murder my whole fuckin' family if he found youse was working fer me

[@yeng1855]

ok

[@xtzyshuadog]

People be searchin' for Ralph's channel they got *"Ralph Gotti".*

[@superdrinkingpepsi]

Ma channel. I was a keed in theeese sthreets, started in da fookin guttah, and then ai maide it to da tahp. Dis life ends in one of tu weys: ded, or in jeil. I did bothf.

[@EpicCoolGuy21]

I unironically enjoy the ralphthemoviemaker cinematic universe more than DC’s

[@laurocoman]

It covers every genre. It's like an R rated Ryan George universe.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

How unfortunate, i mean not liking dc fine but ooof, oooooof OOOOOF

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Sorry

[@michaelb4538]

He didn't say he didn't enjoy DC he actually says he enjoys DC.

[@charlesliu5320]

I know. The gradual change in villains (Zack Snyder -----> Macon) is extremely entertaining to watch, and episodes like MaconTheLet'sPlayer help to flesh out the characters and set them up for events (the Justice League video) without us even realizing.

[@solharv7817]

Seeing those brief clips from The Sopranos and Goodfellas in this video about Gotti was like smelling strawberries while dumpster diving

[@KaylaMarie_]

Boardwalk Empire too.

[@SpamEggSausage]

@@KaylaMarie_ I loooooove Boardwalk Empire

[@ronryan7398]

I swear, I don't think Pitbull's spinal cord touches his brain.

[@jakehyams8659]

Nah it goes straight through it

[@benabramowitz18]

I love how this movie has become a meme solely because the studio accused the critics of giving it bad reviews.

[@NuggetHorse]

Good profile pic

[@NoobGamer-mh4gj]

Trying to follow captain marvel's promo crew's steps on bad reviews

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@JasonPoophess Just honest ones

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@JasonPoophess Oh okay. There's a huge "critics bad" movement going on in film circles so you can never be too sure.

[@atem9170]

Ralph: No more traditional ralphthemoviemaker videos Also Ralph: Gotti!

[@hicranakdeniz]

twitter.com/ralphsepe/status/1075752054520496129?s=21

[@SpliTSideZ]

Hah, Gotti!

[@hicranakdeniz]

murtizta, yeah I cried back then when he tweeted that, I love him and his videos so much :‘) I was sooo happy.

[@nanchoparty]

I love Macon's development. He was just weird, awkward, sweet, but kinda creepy kid, and now he's killing people while telling them the worst things they could ever hear as they die for the sole purpose of making their last moments as torturous as possible.

[@dandydasyt4766]

beware the quiet ones

[@shadowhuntermoon4834]

#teammacon

[@jackjosephturell90]

@@shadowhuntermoon4834 who's Macon

[@shadowhuntermoon4834]

Jack Joseph turell, is this the first time ever you watch a Ralph sepe video? Just check the justice league one

[@connoc5078]

I always thought it was Meghan.

[@TheManInThe5uit]

Being a practicing doctor, it really grinds my gears when movies depict one of the most emotionally challenging moments, sharing the news of a relative's death, as a quick conversation in the hallway. I swear 99% of movie and TV Show doctors would be fired and lose their license. You get a room, you call the family in, you break the news, you let them take it in, answer any and all their questions, you can also leave the room to let them express themselves. You don't give them a damn pat on the back

[@MisterSpinalzo]

I'm no doctor but I believe its generally a breach of privacy to talk to patients about medical stuff in a hallway instead of in some secluded area

[@tbrown5836]

What do you mean? A reassuring pat on the back is always a way to brake the news your 10 year old boy was hit by a car with people watching and completely exposed to the walk off and get a bag of chips from the vending machine for a job well done. (Like the director and writers could have just did their research or just asked a actual doctor (like yourself) how the process would go and not just pat john travolta in the back, no I guess not)

[@Treblaine]

"So that's the father there, you know he's a mob boss?" "Yeah, I'll just tell him his son is dead as I'm passing him in the corridor, I'll put my hands on him as well, he'll like that."

[@toddabowden]

Good man

[@muhammadlee8628]

Using food in these movies is perfectly explained in goodfellas when tommy, jimmy, and henry show up at tommy's mother's house after clipping billy batts. Its like 3 am and she still makes an entire meal and they sit down, eat, talk, laugh and all the while there is a body in the trunk. And it is arguably the most memorable scene in the whole movie

[@SmoothCriminal12]

That's one of my favorite parts of the movie.

[@TheSpecsShow]

Don't forget Tommy's moms painting. One dog looks this way, the other looks that way. It's a good painting

[@blissfulinsomniac5711]

2nd or 3rd most memorable. #1 is Tommy getting made...into a corpse.

[@brobsty1856]

Taking the back way into the Copa

[@ruthie8785]

Shows off the painting of the dogs.

[@SxTxferlife]

So glad u mentioned the food, that was seriously the most angering part of the movie for me. I'm Mexican but I had a best friend who was Italian and not ONCE did I ever leave their house hungry. If anything I had to get bigger pants every time I went over cuz we ate so damn much.

[@aschreeder]

Well the fat rolls make it easier to hide the assault Rifles.

[@flyingturtles6079]

This is relatable as hell. My Italian friend made some of the best food even better than my Madré

[@poopyhelena]

when i was in high school i dated an italian guy and i practically lived at his house because his mom just had delicious food constantly available and LOVED feeding me. the most authentic thing about being italian is the food--red sauce, bread, sausage, meatballs, cannolis........ i miss it!!!!!

[@user-nx6vn7ry3e]

I have a friend who went to Italian lessons, taught by an Italian migrant. I can't recall very well, but it was either the teacher bringing food every Friday, or giving the assignment to bring a certain Italian dish every Friday. Either way, my friend got chubby.

[@tacomantony8422]

Jaime Perez yeah the only reason italians are fit is because they walk their meals off

[@skooks3]

Lets all take a moment to actually appreciate Ralph and his reviews, before Scientology actually sends someone to have him whacked for real.

[@hellhound911]

A real modern organized crime syndicate.

[@Greendalewitch]

Just stay on alert for the news to cover Tom Cruise breaking and entering Ralps closet and refuse to come out.

[@skooks3]

@@Greendalewitch Gonna have to get R Kelly outta jail to help him.

[@Greendalewitch]

​@@skooks3 It didn't really work out last time. R Kelly just pulled out his gun and got into the closet too.

[@TheCheesybeef]

Before they whack him off

[@Kilesfactor]

10:25 “Fuck that, I’m going to Vegas 😬” Fucking cracked me up.

[@blackoverblueskies6221]

LMFAO YOU ADDED THE SMILE

[@sauwensvk7589]

you dont wanna know how many years he did in the 'vegas

[@randomname-es3cb]

@@sauwensvk7589 20 years I hear

[@sauwensvk7589]

@@randomname-es3cb they say he ate grilled cheese off a poker table

[@BIL0471]

@@sauwensvk7589 He wanted to fuck a woman. He jerked off on a security guard's face.

[@Ian-oe9wp]

Told you ralph you gotta do Gotti otherwise you gonna have alot of enemies

[@demonfordevine]

Tryna drain him from his energy

[@maximilian645]

Wait, it was suppose to be an easy Grab??

[@thebatstory6451]

Try to stayyyyyyy awayyyyyy from an Arab

[@starset4life175]

They said it was supposed to be a easy review

[@shep6489]

Damn, Roger Ebert resurrected himself and wrote one final review. The movie is that bad, huh?

[@lsdcyclops7316]

Being part Italian, Ralph Sepe Jr. gives literally the best Italian gangster I have ever seen. More importantly the best I’ve ever heard. You deserve at least 100 Oscars for representing my culture in the best way possible. 13:14

[@charmandyorton006]

And at 20:21 as well

[@Clownacy]

>representing my culture in the best way possible >a criminal what did he mean by this

[@sesfilmsllc]

Ray Liotta and Lorraine Bracco felt more like a realistic married couple than the actual married couple.

[@eviltwinkk]

You absolutely butchered both of their names

[@sesfilmsllc]

@@eviltwinkk fixed it.

[@leonfdawson]

"The word in impossible is imp." -Pitbull, current dimension

[@papayer]

"and lemme tell you we possible"

[@JayKayEllEmm]

Leon Dawson 100th like.

[@sanatoriumnugget6598]

We are imp

[@plutarchvonpluto6439]

@@sanatoriumnugget6598 No, we are ossible.

[@RatCandle]

Simp

[@1080TJ]

This movie has 61 credited producers on IMDB

[@bananaempijama]

Holy fuck!!! You weren't joking XD

[@Thewritingelf]

I'm just really shook that this is true

[@1997residente]

Is there a movie with just one single Producer? Not a single executive... just one producer? Is it possible?

[@madsstaysnoided558]

I think ironically this movie about a money laundering extortionist was a front for money laundering and extortion

[@Bad_At_Parties]

And by 61 credited producers, IMDb means 61 decorated members of the Italian mob.

[@cantfindmywilltolive657]

The Ralph cinematic universe is better than the mcu change my mind

[@SpinTheWords]

Frank Stallone.

[@cortezfilms8511]

I don’t need to change anything.

[@burcolclone8322]

why would I change your mind if you are right?

[@Qwertzalcoatl]

I'd like to think of it as an equippable perspective. Right now, I say you are dead wrong while another day I might change the rails to this and go back to the initial and so on

[@petersmith9254]

Can't find My will to live i will

[@Boobalopbop]

I really hate this trend of using current music in period pieces. In the Forest Whitaker series, Godfather of Harlem, it takes place in the 60s, but they use current hiphop and RnB all throughout. Its so distracting.

[@m35cobol]

It worked in Django: Unchained

[@d1sk-cord531]

I love Hip-Hop and i agree with you.

[@Boobalopbop]

@@m35cobol I really don't rememeber hearing hip hop all throughout Django unchained. Maybe that's an example of it being done right, when it doesn't stick out like a sore thumb.

[@Yeast85]

It works in a Tarantino movie where everything’s exaggerated.

[@Boobalopbop]

@@Yeast85 Yeah... He is brilliant with his soundtracks. I'm pretty sure the Rza had a lot to do with thr soundtrack, so I'm sure there is lots of hip-hop there but he's not about to just play like a friggin Pitbull song to try to make the movie cool... Tarantino movies are cool. Cooler than Pitbull, that's for damn sure.

[@MrFairbanksak1]

"Leave the gun - take the cannoli."

[@definitelyhooman7939]

one of the greatest lines in cinematic history

[@charlesc.fuentes1033]

You will never gonna see another guy like me, if you live by 5000

[@ryderdrew]

My dad actually had met/seen the real John Gotti before he passed. He was doing research for law school and got to visit the prison he was at in Illinois. The guard asked my dad if he knew who he was, he didn't. The guard gave a simple reply "that's John Gotti" and that was it.

[@RKNELIAS]

Woah

[@azada83]

Ralph, does Disney still have you held hostage? Blink 17 times in your next video if you need us to send help.

[@EduardoMartinez-lf5id]

*182

[@YordleQueen]

wherE ArE yOU aNd iM sO SOrRY

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

@@YordleQueen *I CANNUT SLEEEP, I CANNUT DREAM 2-NITE!!!!!*

[@throwawayaccount7603]

I need to remember this comment

[@PHAToregon]

azada83 😂

[@thebeatgoesround9265]

"Audiences loved Gotti" Yeah, that's why they gave it a 49%

[@CuteSkyler]

Ralph:"This'll be the last ralphthemoviemaker" *months later* Ralph:"Gotti(m)" ;) Edit: Why the fuck does this have 1.1k likes

[@anone.mousse674]

Just when he thought he was out...they pulled him back in.

[@verdantmischief7092]

You didn't watch the entire last video... :/

[@CuteSkyler]

@@verdantmischief7092 I did, he was being held hostage and forced to make more Take a joke.

[@matthewking2011]

Getting out of the youtube game is difficult, it aint no easy grab.

[@CuteSkyler]

@@matthewking2011 You *gotti* grab that chance ;3

[@Lenak_]

Talks about Italian Mafia, use a song in French in the outro *genius*

[@xtzyshuadog]

The cinnamontography, too

[@antonberkhoff660]

dude, that's just the american touch

[@outsidercain3038]

nah it's for tease the French Connection

[@mike1967sam]

Dude I'm being serious, it's rumored that the guy who killed Gotti's son was sawed in half with a chainsaw.

[@HoldenNY22]

I was told that he wasn't riding around in a Tricylce, but speeding along in a Mini-bike and it was not the driver's fault.

[@2purdy319]

HoldenNY22 Yes, if you watch the HBO production ‘Gotti’ with Armand Assante which was released back in 1996, you’ll see that his son was riding a gas powered ‘mini bike’ when he was hit by the car, and not a regular bicycle. Him riding the mini bike is really a true story. If you haven’t watched the production with Armand Assante, then you really should because it blows this garbage production with Travolta out of the water, and many times over! The Gotti movie from ‘96 was done so extremely well, and it’s too bad that it was just an HBO release, because had it been in theaters, then it would have definitely been a box office hit during that time!

[@HoldenNY22]

@@2purdy319 Thanks, I will try to get a hold of that Movie.

[@aquamarineancientsoul7893]

Holy shit thats barbaric!! Also i like ur user name, purple haze, is it a reference?

[@adamcdonald240]

@@aquamarineancientsoul7893 What do you mean? It clearly says "Purple Smoke".

[@Blocparty01]

That Tony Soprano has a fit when he sees a black person bit had me cracking up. Had to stop eating

[@bozotheclown666]

It’s true, dude literally had a panic attack because his daughter was dating a black dude, worst part is that he’s the whitest black dude ever.

[@narcspector]

You know Uncle Ben's rice they took the black guy off of it recently? I'm dead serious

[@justajogger9517]

@@ВукВуксановић this made me literally shit myself.

[@Ammoniumbicarbonat]

Jamal Ginsberg

[@ingej003]

@@Ammoniumbicarbonat The Hassidic Homeboy?

[@Lawviathan]

My stomach hurts so bad from laughing. That final scene. Omg. Bravo.

[@ElementAndrew99]

Seriously that was the fucking peak for me

[@damascus21]

"there is no life after death. there is no life after death. it's an endless oblivion. enjoy the endless oblivion, you fucking piece of shit."

[@Odinsday]

I'm kind of sad he didn't play the Italian music that was playing over the retarded Italian gangster as the end credits. Tho, the fact that it is a French song is hilarious.

[@viaxon6]

"Who would you trust more- yourself or a troll behind a keyboard?" Did they just call EVERY CRITIC A TROLL?

[@stephengrigg5988]

and didn't they discover that the supporters for it were bots?

[@magicman3163]

viaxon6 I mean Critics bashed Hook and The Thing.

[@geckopecko]

cool johnny there

[@ChangedMyNameFinally69]

@@magicman3163 Yes but usually the movies critics hate aren't very good. Plus criticism has changed since then, back then critics were genuinely elitist pricks but in comparison to now they just try to have an inkling of taste

[@magicman3163]

LJK401 not really it’s people on the internet posing and wanting to be those elitists pricks

[@adamforbes5328]

Is the pitbull soundtrack available on vinyl?

[@RoseHowat]

For some reason it actually is.

[@michaelb4538]

What you going to use it as a Frisby? Ha gottiii.

[@crimsonpirate9]

Only phonograph cylinders

[@Ar1AnX1x]

😂

[@TooMuchSascha]

I wholeheartedly agree that food is one of the most important parts of mob movies and when done well, it really sells the hospitality of mafia families and just makes me wanna cook. This movie has none of that. Also I noticed the color pallette of lots of classic mob movies is very warm, inviting. It gets cold and green/blue when the characters are in a bad spot. This movie's coloration is always dull and grey and boring.

[@stevesmith5600]

Gravano was the brains and braun behind Gotti, who was dumb as shit, the fact that hes still alive and free proves it. GOTTI WAS A DUMB BAG OF ROCKS WHO WAS IN LOVE WITH HIMSELF FOR SOME FUCKING REASON AND WAS A LARGE PART OF THE REASON LAW ENFORCEMENT TOOK THE FAMILY DOWN, HE COULD NEVER LEARN TO SHUT HIS MOUTH AND THATS HOW HE WENT DOWN. THAT AND THE FACT HE THOUGHT GRAVANO WOULD TAKE THE RAP FOR HIM. THOUGHT WRONG, DUMMY! THEN NOONE IN THE FAMILY RESPECTED HIS EVEN DUMMER SON SO HE TRIED FLIPPING AND HE COULDNT EVEN DO THAT RIGHT. WHAT A BUNCH OF CRIMINAL SCUMBAGS

[@ReneeMcNeely]

@@stevesmith5600 Gotti died from cancer though while he was in prison, which isn't something that anybody can control.

[@TooMuchSascha]

@@ReneeMcNeely Actually I heard Gotti gave himself cancer by exposing himself to radium so the mob couldn't come after him for blabbing

[@AtomicGT55]

John Travolta never had the makings of a varsity homosexual

[@EndOfSmallSanctuary97]

Small penis, that was his problem

[@EdgieAlias]

Puhhhthetic! My brat bottom sub could have easily given a better performance.

[@gracieann3793]

Out of everyone in the world, THEY GOT PITBULL?! I'm sorry, I have to scream.

[@SalvLav]

@Jasper Atkinson kzbin.info/www/bejne/gIiZaZqleJmSm9U

[@Kickiusz]

...and you have no mouth?

[@Bartlebeee]

Gracie Ann IT AINT NO EASY GRAB

[@CasaiAgicap]

Now, if they had the Wu Tang Clan doing the soundtrack, this would be a 5 star classic.

[@MisterSpinalzo]

*THEY GOT P*

[@quebeckfilms5797]

I could smell his cologne, which was kinda haunting.

[@TheCheesybeef]

i could smell his colon, which was kind of haunting.

[@jackcrow1204]

I could smell his cologne, which was kinda haunting.

[@GoffCool]

I could smell his colone which was kind of haunting.

[@TheBakingSeal]

I could smell his cologne, which was kinda haunting.

[@ohbitch94]

I could smell his haunting, which was kinda cologne

[@doctorbarber1]

My pulse starts to race every time I watch that scene from Goodfellas where Karen is yelling at Henry and throwing his contraband at him, like the same kind of discomfort you feel when you see a couple having a bad fight in public. Nothing in Gotti elicits that.

[@keokijohnston6113]

i love how the piece of music you played over the patreon credits wasn't even remotely Italian. Nice touch

[@loganleorobert]

this is my favorite Zack Snyder movie

[@magsec5]

T U R K I S H A I R L I N E S

[@nowknowthis]

Nah at least Zack Snyder films look cool.

[@pizzatime1978]

C o r n f l a k e s

[@HotCrossJuns]

@Hansel Cintron I wouldn't say they are shot properly. More like shot adequately. Ever Zack Snyder film has an awful gray color palate, and every scene is obscured with darkness for no reason.

[@channel.p461]

Gotti but with Jeffrey Dean Morgan instead of John Travolta

[@hareplays]

Ralph's green screen skills have gotten phenomenal. Makes me giddy to see what the future has for us.

[@mrmusickhimself]

But you have to admit, this DOES seem like a biopic an Entourage character would direct.

[@hotbam37]

bio pick

[@frankoconnell6745]

😂😂😂 Vinny chase as JOHN GOTTI!!! E remains the director obviously

[@mg6945]

And they literally had an episode where they made a shitty gangster biopic and it bombed at Cannes lol

[@sketchyjulia]

Guy 1: ok so we need a composer for this dramatic movie about a famous mobster gangster Guy 2: PITBULL

[@nerdwarp112]

I would love to see more aggressively Italian Ralph in future videos.

[@onionmctwist]

Aggressively italian eric andre

[@bernielopez7429]

can't wait for Aquaman - ralphthemoviemaker

[@Betta66]

I can already see it now. "Remember in my review of the Tom Cruise Mummy when I said the DC franchise was close to dying? Apparently, Warner Bros. took that as a challenge because they released this movie. And it made over $1 billion. It's now the highest grossing movie based on a DC property of all time, a record previously held by The Dark Knight Rises. You heard right, folks. Aquaman - fucking Aquaman - made more money than the goddamn Batman. Shows us for laughing at Aquaman, huh? Well, joke's on you, Warner Bros. We're still laughing cuz the Aquaman movie is a fucking mess. Actually, I do have to give some respect to Warner Bros. Of all the shared universes competing with Marvel, DC has had the most success. Financially speaking, at least. The movies aren't exactly, you know, good. But while I do think Aquaman is a terrible movie, I get why some people might like it. I can respect the movie for embracing its over the top nature. It feels like a Saturday morning cartoon that was given a bigger budget than it knew what to do with. And despite all the inconsistencies in tone and writing, I admit the movie would be a whole lot worse if it played everything completely straight. So it seems DC and Warner Bros. might be on the right path after their godawful Justice League movie. Aquaman was at least not nearly as boring and wasn't plagued with production problems. And that Shazam movie is actually really good, like, unironically. But we're not talking about Shazam now, so let's talk some more about Aquaman..."

[@shafiqiqmal8938]

cohobast92 Are you his ghostwriter?

[@Betta66]

Shafiq Iqmal I should be

[@gogogoooooooooo]

cohobast92 Except DC is not even close to Marvel financially lol.

[@Betta66]

@@gogogoooooooooo I meant in comparison to other franchises competing with Marvel *coughMummycough*

[@punishedarmsdealer8763]

The wife comes to prison scene in Gotti looks like something out of Arrested development

[@kshitijsrivastava6440]

That's an insult to arrested development

[@jhhwild]

If they had a decent director and script they really could have made an Oscar worthy film out of the story of John Gotti...instead we get this...

[@eLGiGaming]

>implying that oscars are worth anything

[@lakersganghighestpaidathle3286]

LOGO they mostly are but there are some serious blunders that hurt them . Rosamund Pike for gone girl and Edward Norton for Primal Fear not winning yet being a clear step ahead of everyone that year stands out to me .

[@Agostina999]

Well wasn’t scorcese on board for directing this at first? Even THAT woupd have made all the difference. At lease Scorcese would have had some fucking food

[@dmichael7144]

jhhwild they should’ve just gotten Martin Scorsese to make a John Gotti movie. Maybe he would have gotten a better performance out of John Travolta, or have just gotten a better actor for the role.

[@ephin3242]

So if it was completely different it would have been better?

[@alexk5907]

This is what happens when ones kids are involved in the making of the movie. Same with Bohemian Rhapsody when they got the other Queen members involved. You get the fake PG13 version of that persons life.

[@halfdemonprince]

Alex K Hollywood has always had a bad habit of smoothing out the gritty details in biopics. The same thing happened with All Eyez on Me

[@darwincity]

@@halfdemonprince Straight Outta Compton, although highly enjoyable, suffered from the same problem.

[@fokendre2581]

​@@darwincity they also added in gritty details that were entirely made up, like Eazy-E going broke after Dre left.

[@Notimportant253]

@@fokendre2581 facts. What a crock of shit, that movie.

[@ephin3242]

This being not R-rated isn’t why it’s shit.

[@jmwild1]

"I'm here to keep Ralph safe until he reviews Aquaman." You bettah.

[@kekistanihelpdesk8508]

The jar of nuttella was a nice touch. Not many people know it's an Italian brand.

[@girlykyuu1185]

I lived in Italy for a bit, years back. and I thought it was an European thing. Next thing I know. I move back to the U.S. and suddenly Nutella is all over the shelves when I've never heard of it before.

[@Takimeko]

@@girlykyuu1185 It's sold in a shit-ton of places, but yeah it's country of origin is Italy.

[@krasserkanadier]

Travolta: Coked out of his mind Pitbull: "Just do it"

[@leobergmiller873]

“The word in impossible is possible” ... words can’t even express ... how brilliant that is

[@SaintsBro217]

It's like a retarded version of the famous Sherlock Holmes quote.

[@CharlieA24]

And WE-POSSIBLE! WOOOOO!

[@Chipiliro613]

Im-brilliant

[@_V.Va_]

The word in "cucumber" is "cum". So make with the baby batter, baby!

[@PointsofData]

@@SaintsBro217 wasnt it an Audrey Hepburn quote?

[@typojoemmxxiv]

Just when Ralph thought he was out, they pulled him back in!

[@KuueenKumi]

Did Gotti kill h-- Most likely.

[@emoboywill]

You made a very good point about the food. Food and cooking is a very important part of Italian American culture. Any time theres a family get together, theres food everywhere and your grandmother, aunts, uncles, and every other person in the building wont be happy until youve eaten so much you think you might actually die. Not having any food scenes in any film about an italian family is going to make it feel off.

[@technobabble123]

Ralph is Italian himself, so he probably gets it.

[@ImmaURq]

Fun fact regarding gangster movies and food kinda: Francis Ford copalla has a restaurant / winery in California and each item on the menu has a small narrative memory about why he included it in his restaurant. Also it has ac small museum of godfather memorabilia which is cool too

[@chompette_]

"dont you ever go to a guys house while he's away and see his wife alone" - vincent veg... i mean john travolt.. i mean john gotti

[@singulartrout]

"Did you notice the sign on the back of my house..."

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

Honestly this gotti film is like if Vincent vega didn’t get shot and instead accidentally became the head of a crime family

[@guestlikesmemes]

"New York is the greatest city in the world" As someone who lives in New York I can say without a doubt, it is the most overra--- best city in the world

[@WiloPolis03]

As an... American, I guess? Does that make me qualified enough? As an American whose family does a lot of traveling, America's architecture is incredibly bland and uninteresting compared to places like Lisbon, Rome, Kyoto, etc.

[@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK]

@A Champion both are cesspools

[@jebaited9612]

@@WiloPolis03 yeah you could visit almost any european country and the buildings will top every american structure. Except for slavic countries since they're mostly gray and very dull

[@WiloPolis03]

@@jebaited9612 Definitely, you're a year late to replying tho lol

[@sauwensvk7589]

@@jebaited9612 as a Slav I agree... we got some cool castles and churches and shit, but the communist era left us with a bunch of square grey brick crumbling buildings

[@30secondvideogameclips66]

They said it was gonna be an easy soundtrack. WELL IT AINT NO EASY SOUNDTRACK, THEY GOT P!

[@AbhNormal]

🤣

[@optronixatron]

The best part of anything Ralph makes are his skits. They're so well made and hilarious.

[@WerewolfMommy]

13:01 This Travolta burn was hands down the funniest thing I have ever seen on YT. Unexpected and brilliantly set up. Thank you Ralph. Also those Iti Gangster characters of yours are the best! Orgoglio Italia, goomba.

[@Biblereading305]

You thought this was bad, wait til you see Travolta's newest film, The Fanatic😂

[@christianalanwilson434]

Moose is in the house!

[@lasagnaboy4728]

Where was Shaq, why was the famous moviestar by the name of Shaquille O' Neil not within this film

[@britch7286]

He's too busy pursuing his career as a famous DJ

[@chriscorben-green2640]

Shaq was too busy with Rich Evans,who always wants some juicy Shaq meat.

[@DisDatK9]

Working on Kazaam 2, like the true hero he is

[@kidd3405]

“I even wore Gotti’s hair. The crew took it out of his coffin and made a wig out of some of it, although of course they had to put it back after we were done shooting the film. I could smell his corpse, I could feel his grease. It was actually quite haunting”. -John Travolta

[@lizp5004]

"I.. WAS CONQUERING CRIME FAMILIES, BEFORE U COULD EVEN SPELL YOUR NAME!" -Gotti, to his son...probably.

[@harrisonwestphall2381]

Holy crap. Before I tell you, I wanna tell you that you used "Somewhere, beyond the sea" INCREDIBLY WELL in this review. This song was used in both Goodfellas and in Finding Nemo. Secondly, I think you've done a great job of ripping this movie apart. Absolutely fantastic.

[@The8347135]

ey! whassamatter with you, huh?! Fughettaboutit, I'm walkin' 'ere

[@lukess.s]

- Viggo Mortensen

[@blew1t]

wi wi spaghetti meatball bonjour

[@coolguy02536]

PIZZA LASAGNA -matt vasgerian

[@КГБКолДжорджКостанца]

I swear I could see you in new york saying that

[@КГБКолДжорджКостанца]

Ay wiseguy you got a problem with me, capiecse

[@kurtandersson5333]

This movie is just unnecessarily flashy. From the garish script to Pitbull's harsh score. Overall, this film is just....Gaudy.

[@lukess.s]

DONCHA MEAN GOTTI

[@kurtandersson5333]

@@lukess.s yes

[@Andrew_-_-]

haha this sounds like a pretentious imdb review

[@kurtandersson5333]

@@Andrew_-_- yes

[@ign635]

Kurt Andersson lol

[@tonyjoestar2632]

As someone who grew up in Italian home in New England, lemme just say I love when Ralph's Italian-ness is unleashed like this

[@ToolboxMachinima]

The impact of the gunshots in this review were greater than most action movies I've seen. Genuinely shocked me even when I knew they were coming.

[@Takimeko]

The only thing that looked bad was that last shot before it cuts to the ending slide. The wound looks fake af.