Reptilian Shapeshifters | Jessie "Jetski" Johnson | Stand-Up On The Spot

Jessie "Jetski" Johnson covers everything from reptilian shapeshifters to why situationships sounds like a nautical term on Stand-Up On The Spot where comedians go up with no prepared material and riff off of audience suggestions. Live from the Comedy Store in Los Angeles. You know Jetski Johsnon from the Bad Friends Podcast and Kill Tony. Watch her now on Stand-Up On The Spot! #JessieJohnson #Jetski #standupcomedy #badfriends #riff #crowdwork #comedystore #badfriendspodcast #aliens #fullset
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[@mrbeans2425]

watching Jetski evolve over these last few years has been amazing. Watching her go from the Band on KT and breaking out of her shell to doing crowd work and sellng out shows, it is awsome! Keep killin it Jetski! Her little giggle is infectious.

[@Iansanonce-lp4nx]

She is terrible at stand up??? What are you talking about??

[@bubbakushii]

She’s also on bad friends now

[@mrbeans2425]

@@Iansanonce-lp4nx Oh ok send me the link to your stand up.

[@FungusMossGnosis]

And that guy in the crowd offering Hillary Clinton as an example of most notorious reptilians was extra funny since Jessie looks like a young HRC (meaning that as a compliment).

[@Ophelia_Pain]

I just found her. So, I'll be back when I've watched more. 😊

[@Ethan2Tone]

I love how it has a wiki context that says reptilian humanoid. That only makes me asks questions I never had before. 😂

[@amusia1469]

Its getting real

[@ng2115]

Jetski knows too much lol

[@chrischeers9905]

Anytime youtube finds it necessary to give context, there are trying to control a narrative. They are a company, companies don't care about people, so its not for your well being, only a bottom line which is easily bought, which is their only concern. I'm glad someone noticed the "context". And thank you to youtube, but you don't have to give context, we can figure it out without you.

[@trinitylost]

Yup! Very first thing I noticed!

[@entheogenocide]

I have such a crush on jetski. She makes me smile everytime she speaks

[@rh3toricalanswer]

me too man, me too

[@C8zzzD]

My favorite quip "Imagine Biden transitioning... Leave it to a man to become the first female president!" 😂😂😂 🎉

[@LightSpinAngler]

So good

[@plebbin.]

fuckin gold

[@iuploadulike]

She does really well navigating riffs through all those nerves! LET'S GO JETSKIII BRAAAP BRAAAAP

[@vids595]

BRAAAP BRAAAAP? Farts?

[@rawkingkong]

Nerves?

[@SteveN-zg6ww]

I see why Andrew named her Juicy

[@BrianFlores123]

She's great! I love her laugh and how she genuinely cracks up on stage. ❤

[@hiphopfaerie]

I love Jetski!! She's quite funny

[@ElyciusM]

this was actually a really good stand up on the spot set. she killed the improv

[@TheHAMMER91]

So many awesome jokes. The Situation Ship joke deserves more imo

[@jaminthevancomedy]

Facts!!

[@kielkiel]

Impeccable crowd work I dare say!

[@mandoville]

that was so cool and so fun....truly genuine

[@jjsmomma2456]

Love Jetski!!!

[@petiewheat82]

Wow, she crushed it! Fun times with this girl:)

[@activedelirium]

Jetski; literally a golden retriever in human form “I’m more of a dog person “

[@zhinho2]

What an amazing gal😍 She deserves all her Flowers 💐✨

[@garfunkle5447]

Wow. Talk about being light on your feet. To navigate through different topics is a hood skill set to have.

[@diggitywaxenhausen9011]

Juicy killin it!

[@MrBlazingninja]

Adorable and funny.

[@Greezy_DZ]

Damn you killed it jetski, i ❤ you

[@dot_t]

So funny Jessie! ❤️✨

[@one_three_eight]

Love jessie

[@BillyTheKidder]

The context box under this video is hilarious 😂 As is Jetski

[@rawkingkong]

Dats how you know it be tru

[@ranchlord77]

woah!!! just watched this part yesterday:00

[@DOCTORPUNISHER]

Jessie is kinggg

[@TheTenaciousEunuch]

YES JESS!

[@Tedtt655]

Jetski got some cake ❤juicy

[@tax5209]

Wow she killed!! 👏

[@ChandlerSavage]

Jetski is killing it! Way to riff!

[@Doogins420]

Love it! Used to be into conspiracy myself. She must have listen to David Icke before lol

[@Ryan-re7oj]

JUICY!! ❤

[@Voo504Doo]

i love jetski! shes a cutie too

[@Adam_David]

Juicy to Jessie to Jetski . I smell a spoiler alert 😮😂

[@ZachMalakoffComedy]

Man, the worst thing about doing crowd work is accidentally ruining situationships. But at least he knows it’s not a relationship now.

[@robertmazzola9610]

Jessie is the queen. Funny, witty, and good at crowd work.

[@Randomjackass135]

Not great

[@GravityJWST]

🎉❤❤🎉 I’m SO GLAD YOU said alien

[@plays4keeps159]

New queen of comedy🔥🔥🔥

[@PrinXessDime]

Jetski is the SHIT!!! ❤❤❤

[@scottlawrence1826]

BEAUTIFUL woman! Gaddamn!

[@EremEdition]

Wikipedia had to fact check you assuring us now that Hilary is 100% a shapeshifter

[@MrBlazingninja]

Your crowd work is fire,

[@Poosnatcher]

Thiccski Johnson❤

[@chilljackson577]

Hilarious lol

[@duncanstoebner4504]

This girl was on Scissor Bros!!

[@djdanger9812]

JUICY!

[@hookedonprjonrojas2314]

Love jetski’s stand up

[@Dixie_N0rmis]

Jessie cute af too

[@Downs-Indroam]

Jetski is the best!

[@_madonkey_]

Jetski!!!

[@Heirllionaire]

I love Jetski. Shes not good. Not yet. She's getting there.

[@Toadonthetable]

Jetski!!! Surprisingly nautical this time. Always a killer

[@FJness]

When was this?

[@nnnickkk]

KZbin had to intervene in case Jetski managed to convince viewers Biden is an actual shapeshifter.

[@jimkost2002]

What would we do w/o our “benevolent” overlords @gootoob/s

[@salty_lizard]

Ski maskkkkkkkk ❤

[@seapotato4515]

context notice has gone goblin mode, youtube felt the need to put an official link to wikipedia about reptile humans triggered by stand up.

[@vincezito3547]

utube had to put a disclaimer up for lizard aliens

[@CumtownAndConspiracyClips]

I like Her 🤔😎 I too was into Conspiracies 😅

[@ghostfacekhila]

Revving my engine!

[@label_me]

Jesski funny, algorithm

[@Kyle38A]

Jessie 'Jetski ' Johnson is funny. I need to see if she has more stand up video's on KZbin.

[@aaronmiller7954]

She doesn't sadly. It's mostly kill Tony or bad friends. She's done some guest spots on other pods but very little stand up at the moment but you know she's probably working on a tight hour. Hopefully we'll see at least a solid 30 minute special

[@geffcassuto]

😍😍😍😍

[@bkbgbvhiuyu3856]

I love you

[@scottlawrence1826]

Jessie's femininity runs SO strong! She is still Goddamn GORGEOUS in loose fitting super comfy clothes!

[@sagejennings4342]

As someone who's seen the movie, I feel the need to inform her and anyone that doesn't know that "barbie that was buried in the back yard" is a CHARACTER in the movie played by Kate McKinnon. Her name is Weird Barbie.

[@drake.707]

Jetski is so dope

[@justemusicme]

😂😂😂😂

[@JimiEsoteric-lk6pu]

She's good

[@deshaundozier]

Women are sooooooo good at comedy

[@stephenc0822]

Im so0o0o0 attracted to her! Love the comedy

[@wyatterdman8742]

She's talented af. But also definitely a sleeper, babe. Damn jetski

[@Suspicioustoast-lj6ye]

You can tell there’s bought and censored comments when the criticism comments are towards the bottom and same repeated comments are towards the top. Mine will be somewhere towards the top or middle because of pointing it out.

[@MGBlast669]

im willing to argue Jessie is the best female comic... She's certainly the funniest hahahaha cheers

[@TheJereld]

The funniest part of the joke is she is right.

[@Bluto.The.Chihuahua]

Wow they actually fake checked "reptilian humanoid" on this stand-up COMEDY video.

[@standupots]

YT unfortunately forces us to do silly things like that

[@Bluto.The.Chihuahua]

It was the first laugh I got after clicking the thumbnail.@@standupots

[@FCKfear]

Jessie must be called Jetskiii bc she wears tinted glasses like she rides the white 🌊 👋😂 she’s so funny

[@OsirisCreatives]

She's my type.

[@Train411]

jetski

[@themightymathematician3881]

fucking jetski foo!!!!

[@torocruz1192]

She is soooo funny who is this woman?!

[@bluebyyou7504]

There's no such thing as used to be a conspiracy theorist.

[@monumentalhitz4862]

The fact that they have the Wikipedia for context makes me suspicious hmmm..

[@jaredfoote30000]

Wetski is stacking panniecakes

[@dannysanchez9919]

Situationship?!?!!! No mam. Just stop. Stop changing words 😂

[@hankkingsley9183]

I would take the original Star Trek universe in a heartbeat... no more wars

[@tonyvelez2070]

Someone has to be holding up a laugh now card 🤷‍♂️

[@speedypete9694]

The KZbin disclaimer is the biggest joke

[@matiasmarichal2348]

What deal did she sign, forcing this girl down everyones throat and shes just dosnt have it, and i like how you have to really look for the honest negative comments on her post

[@manstache3323]

She's new, give it time.

[@scottlawrence1826]

Jessie, you're REALLY goddamn attractive!

[@vendeta9393]

thanks wikipedia.. i mean wtf

[@shadcovert1160]

Jetski is hot & hilarious. Seriously attractive.

[@aaronmiller7954]

Jetski getting thick... eating good.

[@vibegz3841]

I seen jet ski ope the bad friends show and ppl wanted to sleep on her but she wouldn't allow it 🤣🤣💯 she funny AF she needs to be up next 💯💯💪

[@dr_redbanRL]

get a radio!

[@ScottLeland]

Im sure you would be annoyed af of her after 3 days

[@samtaylorcreative]

Oof. Hard to watch. Pity claps and laughs.

[@pauljoseph8338]

Glad she called out the Barbie girl. She was way too distracting.

[@MrDementia]

Qocaine

[@imjustasbadasu]

Really, Wikipedia? Really?

[@kaodik]

She's so joyous and fun. She is def someone you want to be around. I just don't find her funny. Like if someone else had her material I wouldn't be entertained. Comedy is subjective..I get it. I hope I get to see what others see tho.

[@screamdreamer9085]

She did well with a freak show of an audience omg. Do they know what comedy is?