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@chongli30072 жыл бұрын
Charcuterie board had me laffin’!
@pandavelli81762 жыл бұрын
Do you ever do Johnson City TN, or Knoxville, or Lexington KY? Anywhere close to those places?
@noschill75952 жыл бұрын
Come to Idaho
@robertkummings68292 жыл бұрын
When you coming to NC MAN you are funny 🤣😅🇺🇲👍🏽
@princevegeta-son2 жыл бұрын
And you David what a failure you were roasting her non-stop dude. May have been funny if she was actually putting up a fight has anyone told you punching downwards makes you look like a piece of s*** because it does
@campbellzachc Жыл бұрын
who ever encouraged her to do this is a horrible friend
@euko687610 ай бұрын
Her other fat friend
@aydinsha10 ай бұрын
Not because she's fat and being roasted. More so because her friends haven't told her she's not funny or witty, nor emotionally ready to be a comic.
@LukeJaxson9 ай бұрын
Amen!
@LukeJaxson9 ай бұрын
I skipped her whole performance it tanked that bad
@genielove90679 ай бұрын
😂💀
@chrisfrombp2 жыл бұрын
That was brutal lol. At least she tried. After that “I have a burn for you” I knew it was over for her hahaha.
@mistayoutubah2 жыл бұрын
She could’ve said much much worse about David and the rest of the panel. She was being nice and looking to say something funny and non-malicious. If she wanted to she could’ve called him fat back and she didn’t once. If it were me I would’ve started disrespectfully insulting them with no preference to humor - and then if mr fat guy wanted to fight over it he’d have lost since he’s a lazy fat guy who can’t keep up with 70% of men in society at fighting, working, running, climbing etc. Every joke he told I pictured him as the ass of it, how you gonna call someone fat when you’re literally fat as hell? She walked away fat and nicer than she should’ve been, he walked away fat and ugly to the core.
@joshk528 Жыл бұрын
It wasn’t the title of the video that gave it away?
@sackchaser0178 Жыл бұрын
@@joshk528🤓
@PotawatomiThunderNew Жыл бұрын
The worst part is the fact that she thought of that at some point prior to showing up here with the thought in mind that it was gonna rip.
@ethanhayward2424 Жыл бұрын
It was such a crazy burn too! How did she get away with that!?
@CallMeEddie4202 жыл бұрын
In life you realize, It’s not the actual roasting that hurts. Its the people who laugh like David Lucas that create the pain. Lmao
@jonjohnsonreads82922 жыл бұрын
This For real
@lechevaliersavage24162 жыл бұрын
He laughs like that all the time.
@ProfessionalRageBaiter2 жыл бұрын
@@lechevaliersavage2416 he meant… the unrelenting laughter that’s right in your face and you cant ignore it cus it’s so obvious
@jamesjustice87112 жыл бұрын
Oh damn, now that I think about it, you're spot on.
@CallMeEddie4202 жыл бұрын
@@ProfessionalRageBaiter this was a much better description. Thank you sir! Lol
@Dasam20129 ай бұрын
"Spit roast me" was the funniest thing she said the whole time
@bluedeluge59615 ай бұрын
it was cringey
@sirhc89275 ай бұрын
Women making sex jokes. So unique so empowered.
@milehyandriver5 ай бұрын
Only a dumbass would think that was funny.
@ltisenotem4 ай бұрын
@@sirhc8927"So unique so empowered" tf 😂
@u2b8912 ай бұрын
@@sirhc8927 Honestly, they think that by being vulgar they are being so funny ugh.
@bigshayftbuad Жыл бұрын
saying "i have a burn for you" to the most infamous roaster thats on regularly is a ticket to 12 hr bbq session
@mikekillagreen943210 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@michaelthompson550910 ай бұрын
But she would probably love a 12 hour bbq session?
@williamsmith54769 ай бұрын
well, first of all, he is a great roaster......but dont you dare call him the most infamous roaster. Damn, I have seen roasters that would destroy him
@bigshayftbuad9 ай бұрын
@@williamsmith5476 on the show dumbass..
@assy3688 ай бұрын
@@williamsmith5476true but in kt he is
@DISTRACTIONNN97GAMIN Жыл бұрын
It’s only awkward because she doesn’t have that comedian confidence to fire back she takes it all so literal 😂
@michaelfowler5760 Жыл бұрын
She didnt have any JOKES.
@DISTRACTIONNN97GAMIN Жыл бұрын
@@michaelfowler5760 yea that would help to for sure 😂
@StonedSammieSue Жыл бұрын
Starfish!
@michaelfowler5760 Жыл бұрын
Nah, she took all the fat jokes PERSONAL.
@spectator4929 Жыл бұрын
Women
@areader83032 жыл бұрын
"I could see you hiking to a quarterback"...that was the comedy gold of the night.🤣
@timwinchester23662 жыл бұрын
👍🏾💯💯💯😅😅😅
@SIKE012 жыл бұрын
K gold likes
@brownj832 жыл бұрын
I fell out my chair, 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MeTriviSlipKlokDriva2 жыл бұрын
Dude no one has killed as consistently as Joel has since they moved to Austin
@hmg91942 жыл бұрын
That was when I lost my shit tbh
@Shandelion568310 ай бұрын
That Shallow Hal and “taste testing” joke were violations. 😂😂
@EBO477 ай бұрын
Jack black , is gonna go scoop her up after the show
@jenniferbertke91345 ай бұрын
Shallow Hal had me dead 🤣🤣🤣
@Shmancyfancy5364 ай бұрын
The “taste testing” joke was TERRIBLE timing from a comedian who should know what timing is.
@youdonegoofed2 ай бұрын
@@Shmancyfancy536 oh shut up lmao
@Shmancyfancy5362 ай бұрын
@@youdonegoofed You’re a moth late, your timing is also awful.
@Maksymetzmj Жыл бұрын
To be fair, David Lucas just said everything that he says to himself in the mirror every morning
@philippebien5429 Жыл бұрын
100% the weight test elevator was a contradiction on his behalf.
@stevejonesll1399 Жыл бұрын
Of course, that's why people become comedians most of the time, just about all of them have a dark past, be it bullying, insecurities, an alcoholic father who hit them, and this is the way they deal with it, by putting other people down, and calling it comedy. Not all comedy but most of it
@philippebien5429 Жыл бұрын
@@stevejonesll1399 100%
@4nhedonia Жыл бұрын
@@philippebien5429more like 300% in his case
@OGtrst Жыл бұрын
@@stevejonesll1399In a sense of the start of gaining a shameless sense of humor to witty rebuttals i believe this for sure it’s facts that Adversary builds character. Your born crying and learn how to laugh.
@davidwx52072 жыл бұрын
That poor girl should not have been there…It’s like she put on a motorcycle helmet and thought she was an astronaut🖖👽
@ciscotim21412 жыл бұрын
I couldn't help but watch this and feel really bad for her she wasn't putting up a fight and they just kept on and on reminds me of the way people would treat you in middle school until you killed yourself. Disgusting
@danebeee12 жыл бұрын
You win the comment of the day sir
@timwinchester23662 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@pussyfootproductions7752 жыл бұрын
@@danebeee1 then it has to be the only comment you've read for that day.
@hannubal49762 жыл бұрын
Lol what a great analogy
@kyledodson29922 жыл бұрын
I respect ANYONE who has the guts to get up on stage. Bombing or not. That being said, hey lady, you tried. That’s all that matters. ALSO that being said... you earned that roast 🤣
@yeedbottomtext75632 жыл бұрын
Gotta lean into that shit 😂
@STREY342 жыл бұрын
But it was funny when she rehearsed the bits with her kids (of whom she pays large allowances)
@eddiebaraza36282 жыл бұрын
Pot roast**** I fell out my fuckin chair at work n I said I got a cramp
@choppypony2 жыл бұрын
oh she got guts alright
@Zer-gg6eh2 жыл бұрын
@@choppypony nah she probably made them intestine tacos by now.
@TheMinorsRap7 ай бұрын
That walk off was probably the only one I've seen where I was thinking " yeaaaa, that's definitely the right call"
@pinj6 ай бұрын
should’ve left much earlier
@HarryBallzencoqueАй бұрын
Too bad Lucas didn't have that sense when he was getting sh!t-mixed by Harland Williams.
@stevendalloesinghАй бұрын
Most def.
@andrewhoward1392 жыл бұрын
He forewarned her “I’m gonna light your ass up!” She was NOT prepared for the aftermath 😂😂😂
@ProgressOfTheProcess2 жыл бұрын
Man I got secondhand embarrassment from this. This was rough but absolutely hilarious.
@YeahBass3k2 жыл бұрын
Nah it wasn't that bad actually She took it like a champ
@marcellc68332 жыл бұрын
@@YeahBass3k No she didnt she walked off stage and didnt fire any roast back. Shes not built for comedy. Comedians laugh flaws and use them for more material
@MyTardisGoWhoosh2 жыл бұрын
@@marcellc6833 she was obviously nervous...I'm kind of confused on what's going on tbh.. is she coming on stage to perform her act?? Or to be roasted by Kill Tony crew??I feel like she may have had a plan of jokes to say... but they just started roasting her on and on..people are saying she bombed..bombed what?? Her act??? We didn't see it because the whole room was bagging on her..
@marcellc68332 жыл бұрын
@@MyTardisGoWhoosh Watch an episode or two and come back to this comment it will make alot more sense. Shes not built to hang with comics, this is quite literally how they get along.
@shanecharles45892 жыл бұрын
@@MyTardisGoWhoosh we did see it, her jokes sucked... it just seems like she didnt because you never laughed at anything she said.
@efromda0 Жыл бұрын
“ a skinny black guy named daryl waiting in the car” was TOOO GOOD!!!😂😂😂
@chashmal10 Жыл бұрын
“Waiting for you to drive him to his security guard job” holy shit 😂
@BasicDefense Жыл бұрын
@@chashmal10 that was gold 😂
@dewmontain123 Жыл бұрын
Youre easily impressed.
@efromda0 Жыл бұрын
@@dewmontain123 no it was just accurate
@Urbannnn Жыл бұрын
It wasn’t that funny it actually wasn’t funny at all. Could you explain in depth what about it was so funny for you so I have more of an understanding ?
@nastynate85857 ай бұрын
How the fuck are we letting the pot roast the kettle?
@illynoizz0007 ай бұрын
Its like a camp gay guy, would made a fun of someone wearing a rainbow shirt
@returningfire51567 ай бұрын
@@illynoizz000oddly specific, bud. 😅
@WeeklyShort7 ай бұрын
literally david is still damn near 2 or her and he’s trying to make fun of her that’s ironic he’s deflecting like crazy
@lechuuugaaa7 ай бұрын
@@WeeklyShort it’s in good fun, you’re allowed to insult someone on a standup stage regardless, she could’ve said proportionally insulting things but she didn’t, she just kept taking the insults and that is her fault
@joshuanoble53336 ай бұрын
Is David Lucas the pot roast?
@EyeYamHim Жыл бұрын
“we finally figured out how to get her to go for walks” I just busted out in tears at my job 😂😂
@moshindig222 Жыл бұрын
I died at the same thing
@smiley__dj Жыл бұрын
haha i lost it at this
@AutyClown10 ай бұрын
Yep me too. Kinda her own fault for just walking off
@aydinsha10 ай бұрын
I don't even understand what the roast was. She randomly give him a sex tip to do doggy. What was the punch line? l😂
@Emilyxx495 Жыл бұрын
I respect anyone that has the balls to get on stage and do this, I could never
@mattmarzula Жыл бұрын
All she did was talk and try to do the "comic voice". I can't respect her.
@sspsp6545 Жыл бұрын
I’ve obviously never been on Kill Tony, but bombing at an open mic sucks. I’d rather all four of my grandparent’s ghosts watch me masturbate to Hentai than go up in front of these guys.
@petewiebe1344 Жыл бұрын
@@mattmarzula you can’t respect someone that probably has never been on stage to try to stand with people that do this for living? Yeah it’s a choice but still being on that stage deserves some respect.
@RMichaelHimself Жыл бұрын
@@mattmarzula I mean bruv, she failed. Failure never looks good. But a fear of failure will never allow one to succeed. I respect that she risked failure by trying.
@lnode-ln5gq Жыл бұрын
How does that earn respect lol its just stupidity and lack of awareness if youre this unfunny.
@Brucefulness2 жыл бұрын
I'm honestly surprised she lasted that long. The quarterback joke was hilarious 😂
@eloc___ Жыл бұрын
I'm slow ig idk lol but I didn't understand it could you explain what it meant?
@ButterfingerBB Жыл бұрын
@@eloc___ Football quarterback yells " HIKE " to start the play.
@matthewgriffiths9642 Жыл бұрын
Jooooooobuuuurrrrg!!!!
@jonwatling5549 Жыл бұрын
Right?! That was pretty impressive...It takes a lot of energy to stand for 10 minutes with all that weight....😂😂😂
@Peyton-78 Жыл бұрын
@eloc___ he was saying she was built like a center lmao.. the big lineman that Hikes the ball to the QB 😂
@MrMediina15 ай бұрын
William Montgomery’s silence speaks volumes. David Lucas acting like he’s healthier at 450lbs is crazy
@michaelwilson6913 Жыл бұрын
“I could see you hiking it to a quarterback maybe” was pure gold.
@infinitytme6762 жыл бұрын
Your laugh when Tony said "we finally figured out how to get her to go for walks" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jdinkalagemorgoone7427 Жыл бұрын
“We finally figured out how to get her to go on walks” 💀
@ttierced36137 ай бұрын
I thought she heard an ice cream truck drive by
@natshenkin11 ай бұрын
This is way too far, you just know she cried for hours after this. Crying burns 1.3 calories a minute.
@ravioli46017 ай бұрын
gold
@joeyboof7 ай бұрын
Out of everything you got me lmfao. I put my head down from that😂😂😂😂😂
@426F6F6 ай бұрын
The fun fact killed me ☠
@Michael_Smith-Red_No.56 ай бұрын
In that case, she should probably cry for the rest of her life.
@Wanderer_Rogue6 ай бұрын
And bad jokes like yours are cold like ice, which can still burn. Freezer Burn. Frostbite's ignorant, refrigerator bound inbred cousin. Look it up.
@tubz4202 жыл бұрын
Getting roasted by David Lucas and Tony at the same time is like fighting Ali and Mike tyson when you're Betty white
@BattleBladeWarrior Жыл бұрын
Word. She was on the floor the minute they started, but no one called the match. The ref just let that fight go
@kencarson3451 Жыл бұрын
Not really
@hunterwalker2665 Жыл бұрын
Nah betty white would destroy those two, she has power she never showed anyone in life. Now that she's shed her mortal form ali and tyson would be fucked with her limitless power
@dennismarie6599 Жыл бұрын
Accept only one has talent and the other just says random shit and laughs at his crappy jokes and calls Tony gay
@Apexpurrfection Жыл бұрын
Except, nobody, NOBODY dare swing at beloved Betty. Guess it's like being an obese Black man in show business. "T"
@Chibbs.E2 жыл бұрын
When you said her boyfriend is a skinny black dude with a security job, I started crying. My sister-in-law is a big ole white girl with a skinny black dude that's a security guard. I'm fucking dead 🤣His name is EJ though. Lmao.
@notagiantseaslug55232 жыл бұрын
She could have turned it around if she had run with the bit.
@eeajayfr12 жыл бұрын
stop putting my business out there bruh
@hungcapitalll2 жыл бұрын
@@eeajayfr1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@HowieRaps2 жыл бұрын
EJ is short for Daryl
@HowieRaps2 жыл бұрын
@@eeajayfr1 hahahahahaha!!
@corteztheinfinite9440 Жыл бұрын
They're Literally The Exact Same Size😂😂😂😂😂
@shininginthed4rk Жыл бұрын
Facts
@sr.supreme58088 ай бұрын
That’s the point, it’s all in good fun 😂 that’s why it’s called a joke
@sr.supreme58088 ай бұрын
@@corteztheinfinite9440 clearly you have no concept of reality. The show is literally known for messed up, dark humor. It’s been around for over a decade and she clearly has watched the show before. If it wasn’t a joke, the crowd wouldn’t be laughing 😭 obviously there’s a limit to what’s too far but the rules literally are that if you bomb on stage, you get roasted.
@sr.supreme58088 ай бұрын
@@corteztheinfinite9440and when tf did anybody mention accusing nkz of sexual crimes? 😂
@SasukesSharingan.8 ай бұрын
One is funny the other is the first woman to win a sumo wrestling championship
@cristiantorosina58149 ай бұрын
“What Burger King are you hiking to?” I lost it 😂
@MeaslesHumpNdumP2 жыл бұрын
David’s cynical laugh when he hears a good roast is amazing
@hegemonycricket21822 жыл бұрын
Cynical laugh? Did you mean maniacal laugh?
@Deested2 жыл бұрын
8:55 is the best
@loafofbread74132 жыл бұрын
@@hegemonycricket2182 I'm guessing they said cynical because he's being roasted so he laughs at his own roast
@hegemonycricket21822 жыл бұрын
@@loafofbread7413 "cynical" is out of place as a descriptor in the context...it makes no sense, that's why I was asking if they meant something else. It's also possible that I am wrong, and haven't had enough coffee.
@loafofbread74132 жыл бұрын
@@hegemonycricket2182 yeah I understand you now, I totally see how maniacal fits. I also see how cynical can fit as a descriptor. But I dont think a laugh in itself can be cynical, rather cynicism can lead to maniacal laughter.
@robbaholic Жыл бұрын
Whenever someone starts with “I have a roast for you”, you know it’s gonna be awful. This is why you need honest friends. She has too many homegirls that are also big and unfunny telling her “omg girl you’re HILARIOUS.” And her co-workers are architects, so they should have warned her it was unsafe to get on that stage with David Lucas.
@MacBobby1408 Жыл бұрын
Bitch didn’t even say roast. She said “burn” like she’s stuck in the 70’s 💀😂
@mattmarzula Жыл бұрын
@@slaphappybulletThe funniest part of that comment is you claiming to have friends.
@cadetrenew Жыл бұрын
@@mattmarzula That joke might have actually landed if that is what he said. Forcing a joke to fit never works.
@Henchman.24 Жыл бұрын
Seriously overestimating the abilities of architects here
@Rust_Rust_Rust Жыл бұрын
@@mattmarzulathe funniest part of your comment is you trying to be funny
@joewagner4593 Жыл бұрын
For real, if she comes back to comedy after this, she'll be hella prepared and focused. You can't have a worse set than that
@kcor4 Жыл бұрын
But she'll still be a woman, so she won't be funny
@TalkinKush11 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t even call that a set 💀 it was like hearing my friends roommates girlfriend telling us some dumb shit
@zzirfamo248 ай бұрын
@@TalkinKushdude foreal, like it’s what drunk frat girls talk about….. and the dumb blonde ones😂
@TruthTroII4 ай бұрын
Hopefully she doesn't come back.
@worldofpaisen4 ай бұрын
Don't know how this has likes. I can't remember a single funny thing she said at all
@JonnyCash-pk2df10 ай бұрын
"I can see you Hiking into a qb" got me fkn Dying rn 😂😂😂😂😂
@user-sy9ur6of8t15 күн бұрын
that one joke was better than all of david lucas roasts combined 😂
@JonnyCash-pk2df15 күн бұрын
@user-sy9ur6of8t yea that dude is ass 😂
@PhilM42 жыл бұрын
Her biggest mistake wasn't being unprepared, or bombing. Her mistake was trying to single out a comedian specifically with a joke after her minute. He took it as an attack and bit back, then the others smelled the blood in the water.
@desireoverpain2 жыл бұрын
not just "a comedian" david lucas is probably the absolute worst person to start a roast battle with if you're insecure
@JellyMelodies2 жыл бұрын
@@desireoverpain ikr bro he’s literally the roast master😂
@JellyMelodies2 жыл бұрын
It also didn’t help that her “roast” was weak as hell and delivered terribly
@kylercook-TB2 жыл бұрын
I think if she had tried any actual material at all they would have roasted her but given her the props she deserved, but she didn’t try anything with a punchline. She went back five times and talked about seeing a line of drugs.
@finessum2timez2 жыл бұрын
Gd are we talking bout comedians or sharks? Maybe they're one in the same.😉
@CoreyDrums Жыл бұрын
I love how my boy William just sits there! He's too kind hearted to actually hurt somebody's feelings. Now telling a stupid bitch in the front row to start singing along, now that's different 😂😂😂😂😂
@maneeshbidaye75257 ай бұрын
his only contribution to the convo was so unfunny
@ihrdforth36 ай бұрын
@@maneeshbidaye7525 nah it was funny bih
@krissyh55264 ай бұрын
CAme here for this! William's THE BEST! he'll roast but stops if it's noticeably hurting someont
@latenight82252 жыл бұрын
I broke my chest laughing when he said I can see you hiking it to a quarterback maybe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@flimflama93332 жыл бұрын
Didn't really know what it meant as not a nfl follower but the physical outburst from Tony already made me know it was good .. and yes.. it was good.
@gwildordipkin65042 жыл бұрын
Tony stays thin because he doesn't eat to keep his anal canal clean for sex.
@raweckifilms4425 Жыл бұрын
best line in the whole show!!!!!!! lmaooo
@4Realkevv Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@slayray5 ай бұрын
david lucas the 8th grader who thinks “haha fat” is comedy gold when you could use his blood as sweetener and he’s a few years from diabetes taking his legs
@corneliushealy80065 ай бұрын
Rahted you’ve a vicious personality. He’s very creative, something you should enquire on
@AF-ib3nl3 ай бұрын
@@corneliushealy8006 6th grade fat jokes are creative? ok
@AF-ib3nl3 ай бұрын
@@corneliushealy8006 if he were that creative i'd have heard his name like the big comedians by now. dude is just a slightly more known podcaster lmao
@corneliushealy80063 ай бұрын
@@AF-ib3nl and you are the authority on all people creative? The arrogance in your statement is worrying. You have also heard of him, evidenced by the fact you’re commenting on his lack of creativity. Are you mentally stable? 😂
@privatetwot9490 Жыл бұрын
She really said I got a burn for you 🤦🏻♂️
@09garnert10 ай бұрын
And then followed it up with a “helpful tip”
@qductions9 ай бұрын
It was a sick burn
@WizeandShine Жыл бұрын
I almost spit at “we finally figured out how to get her to go for walks”😂😂😂
@Xerxes926 Жыл бұрын
😂
@mysticalmisfit33342 жыл бұрын
To be fair the entire stage lit her ass up. She won't be performing again anytime soon.
@TheChristafershawn2 жыл бұрын
It became cruel....... if we're being honest. There is s difference between the art of "roasting" and just plain being a Dick.
@russram2102 жыл бұрын
Fax
@shesqueeled2 жыл бұрын
the entire stage lit her ass up figuratively and literally
@salazam2 жыл бұрын
Not that hard when you're as big as the spotlight itself.
@glowbug4322 Жыл бұрын
Maaaan she tried to take it, she took it like a champ for a good long minute of that... But David couldn't stop 😂😂😭
@coldmoonlight63612 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for her. Not for being roasted, but just for how awkward that must have been.
@NEXO_JA_The_Emcee2 жыл бұрын
you sound moist af.
@narcodium2 жыл бұрын
That’s comedy. Sometimes you hit sometimes you miss but you have to have a thick skin for the bombing and comeback stronger
@supremeleaderarmy91642 жыл бұрын
@@narcodium She looks like she has a thick skin
@alicee29522 жыл бұрын
@@supremeleaderarmy9164 stop 😂
@AroundHeRe442 жыл бұрын
You know it's bad when William feels awkward and steps out.
@babyrob77772 жыл бұрын
At 7:40 when he said “He’s saying your built like a center” they played a whistle lmfaoooooo
@Petra9992 жыл бұрын
No way lmfao 😂
@user-sy9ur6of8t15 күн бұрын
that was all perfect😂
@joshdahmen32772 жыл бұрын
She may or may not realize it yet but she learned a valuable lesson that day. As a comic, you HAVE to bomb and know how it feels and you will bomb many times to perfect your skills. If you quit during these times, you were never meant to be a comic in the first place and thats ok. Plenty of other things out there for everyone lol
Tiffany Haddish had to learn that lesson, she bombed heavily and everyone made fun of her, and instead of hiding from it, she immediately talked about it during her special and made it part of her set.
@joshdahmen32772 жыл бұрын
@@joshiesworld77 oh im sure. I have heard so many comedians talk about bombing hard to perfect their bits leading up to their specials (if they get one) need to have nerves made of steel to do what they do lol respect to all of them
@CarpetBanana8 ай бұрын
I like how she said "starfish" when Tony said she sleeps on both sides of the bed as if that's what he meant
@jacquelinedara7 ай бұрын
I know, it went right over her head 💀
@thirtythreehz7 ай бұрын
@@jacquelinedaraoh she knew
@lobsters121116 ай бұрын
@@jacquelinedara well it would have taken too long for it to go around
@onlyhannahfans6 ай бұрын
God damn 😂😂😂 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥@@lobsters12111
@CalebWillis-qn1uc Жыл бұрын
Legend say she never picked up the mic again 😂😂😂
@SuperPeterok10 ай бұрын
Good!
@Xerxes9266 ай бұрын
or the football.
@MrKingH8sYouTube6 ай бұрын
Legends say you will never use that meme properly
@exalexal50034 ай бұрын
More time for her to enjoy her hiking
@Akooks Жыл бұрын
“I’m a nice person though” I generally stay away from people who try to convince you they are nice rather than show it. Especially if they say that ⬆️
@Whateverrrr967 ай бұрын
Checks out. I’ve said that before and I’m the worst.
@IsraelGodsImmovableRock2 ай бұрын
Oh I am leery anytime any other woman says I am nice 😂😂😂 my Sons Girlfriend said it so many times to me whilst not paying the power bills we all threw money at her to pay! I was so freaking mad cause i am my Sons mom and i gave her everything she freaking asked for but she was fake nice and still had her own mother living there.😮 i knew i should have never lived there but i wanted to heal My relationship with me Son. That ship was pirated i jumped off😂😂😂
@blackasinc Жыл бұрын
when the drummer jumps in on the roast....jesus u know its over.
@popperpoppler45699 ай бұрын
“What Burger King are you hiking to?” 😂😂😂
@joedifranco1659 Жыл бұрын
Tony was actually nicer to her than other people lmao
@brighamkeefe89482 жыл бұрын
She needed the reality check. She went for the best roaster in the game. grand finale was hilarious
@lc-ii9ii2 жыл бұрын
She didn't even roast him, he was just too stupid to realise it and went off anyway.
@simondram31082 жыл бұрын
@@lc-ii9ii She literally said "i have a burn for you" and then tried to walk it back later
@carinitolafountain59782 жыл бұрын
Best roaster in the game? Get the fuck outta here
@truth38992 жыл бұрын
@@lc-ii9ii could you possibly simp harder. Fucking weirdo
@bg-zn4gj2 жыл бұрын
@@lc-ii9ii haaaa yes she did, and he cut her up. He's a comedian it's what he is meant to do. Don't get all butthurt cause you're fat too, fattys need a lil reality check when they get ahead of themselves, plus it's hilarious!
@shanegooding4839 Жыл бұрын
She took it quite well for a long time. I didn't think she got that mad OR stormed off. She just realised they weren't gonna stop and decided to end it herself. I know a lot of women who would of actually flipped out straight away in her position. Comedy doesn't come easy to everyone.
@finalbotgaming Жыл бұрын
then dont go perform at a comedy show where theyre known to roast while one of the meanest roasteers is guest hosting 🤷♂🤷♂
@jayjaymyers5276 Жыл бұрын
Lol well she signed up to go on soooo
@brianlacroix822 Жыл бұрын
Well they played the sara mclaughclin walkoff music
@T9K66 Жыл бұрын
Yea she got bigger balls most of us for going up there. She didn’t freak out, yell, throw the mic or anything. she just calmly walked away. Sometimes that’s the best thing to do. She’s fired all her ammo already, what else would she do? Everyone loses from time to time, the difference is how people handle these losses. No shame in walking away from a fight you can’t win, and it’s good to be self aware enough to admit that.
@GsxDatxHoxTwins Жыл бұрын
Took it like a champ. Emotional damage, but still took it lol. All she needs is a few witty clever jokes and she could do it.
@joranbaem4 ай бұрын
“She lives in Santa Cruiz-ship” -D Lucas Wow such brilliant banter! How does he do it so well? Amazing!
@requiem8665 Жыл бұрын
This wasn’t a roast. It was an execution.
@austinlane55332 ай бұрын
Straight up MURDER.
@mackenzieweiss68442 жыл бұрын
everyone should be put through this. the world would be a lot more humble.
@Hush-i5v Жыл бұрын
yeah this should totally happen to you
@gaijinyade Жыл бұрын
Or, you would have even more school shooters.
@RagnarLK Жыл бұрын
This used to happen at schools. Now they call it bullying.
@beenfweago8966 Жыл бұрын
Explain the holocaust then
@OliveMule Жыл бұрын
@@beenfweago8966never happened was a prophecy from the Abrahamic cult
@verycoolguy59472 жыл бұрын
The second she said “I have a burn for you” I knew she was about to get annihilated
@KingStr0ng Жыл бұрын
She said "a burn", like she's in middle school or somethin. 💀
@mikekillagreen943210 ай бұрын
Especially after that garbage set. 😂
@CE-jl1lv4 ай бұрын
I think if her “burn” was actually even 10 feet away from a funny joke they wouldn’t have destroyed her so bad
@MichaelWhiteTV Жыл бұрын
She literally signed up for this. Everyone knows if your minute isn’t good they have to roast u to keep the show entertaining. That’s the only way they can continue letting us no names sign up for the show.
@Pink_Floyd-ll8lq Жыл бұрын
Fr good point
@FrankCosbyNo-Relation Жыл бұрын
"If you or someone you know has been fat shamed..." 🤣💀💀💀
@SemajRaff2 жыл бұрын
I’m angry at the people that gave her the confidence to go up there. People who know I’m not qualified and won’t tell me aren’t to be trusted
@supremeleaderarmy91642 жыл бұрын
The poet boyfriend was behind this confidence push
@micahhayes87702 жыл бұрын
American Idol got away with it for years when they passed the no talents through pre screenings only to get roasted by Simon. America loved the roast.
@fucazombie2 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with going up there but you gotta embrace the roast if you bomb. I mean, it is Kill Tony after all.
@supremeleaderarmy91642 жыл бұрын
@@fucazombie Why are u wearing a mask in your avatar photo???
@fucazombie2 жыл бұрын
@@supremeleaderarmy9164 Because I'm fat and ugly.
@Meekmillan2 жыл бұрын
Y’all saved that poor woman’s life. Now she hopefully won’t be in a club 10 years from, getting paid the same amount as when she started with that same bad jokes. Wondering why she didn’t just stay an engineer like her old boyfriend Darryl the security guard said. Saved that woman from a like of comedic disappointment lol, salute to David and Tony
@tim..indeed2 жыл бұрын
She was also really good sports about it
@salazam2 жыл бұрын
I don't think open-mic'ers get paid, bro.
@ppoitment8842 жыл бұрын
They may have saved her life by making her realize she needs to lose weight or shel die at a young age
@rickyeska12 жыл бұрын
@@salazam These people aren't getting paid unless they are the regulars like hanz, david lucas, william
@themonsterunderyourbed9408 Жыл бұрын
She's going to get a Netflix special called "Brave".
@capo4ever33410 ай бұрын
The drummer killed it between “you look like you ate Mr Rodger’s neighborhood” and “I could see you hiking it to a quarterback maybe” 😂😂😂man he should be on the panel lol
@TieDyeDude Жыл бұрын
Imagine growing up with 2 loving parents and still thinking you could handle stand up let alone Kill Tony 😂
@eddeddeeddee6491 Жыл бұрын
That doesn’t even make sense when most of the people on stage have both parents
@TieDyeDude Жыл бұрын
@@eddeddeeddee6491 If you struggle to understand this, comedy might not be for you cowboy.
@Bald_and_Brown Жыл бұрын
@@eddeddeeddee6491Imagine thinking you need to have a troubled childhood to do stand up 😂
@eddeddeeddee6491 Жыл бұрын
@@Bald_and_Brown ikr what’s with this guy
@Ze-Germanzuk Жыл бұрын
@@Bald_and_Brown Most top comedians had a shitty childhood. If they didn't get abandoned they were molested or had a period of drug use... It's the minority that had nice stable childhoods.
@bw1262 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for her to be honest. I would be dying inside if I bombed that hard... that being said I wouldn't go up there
@phillipjackson34982 жыл бұрын
She Just needs more preparation time and the awareness of bombing but still go naturally
@DrippleDragon2 жыл бұрын
“Oh my god Elizabeth” 😂😂😂 He already knew her life was over
@heso5048 ай бұрын
“Oh my God, Elizabeth” 😆😆😂😂
@makattak882 жыл бұрын
She’s still recovering from this.
@butchtommasino2 жыл бұрын
she was unfortunately too heavy for life support and was taken off on account of the weight limits.
@jorgepulidovaladez94182 жыл бұрын
4 months later she’s still recovering
@Vaiapf7 ай бұрын
I think even now she’s still recovering
@CE-jl1lv4 ай бұрын
We’re creeping up on 2025 and she’s STILL recovering
@TylerDurden-yt6pv2 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of the hardest sets I've ever had to try to watch throughout that being said good for her for trying
@toml97362 жыл бұрын
I had to skip until they started roasting her that was too hard for me to much lol
@robertfan3322 жыл бұрын
That's why Tony Hinchcliffe is such a household name
@chelseaultra9348 Жыл бұрын
SHE SOLDIERED THAT , FAIR PLAY TO HER RHAT WAS PAINFUL AND SHE TOOK IT ALL VERY WELL 💪
@father3dollarbill Жыл бұрын
I skipped her set entirely
@T9K66 Жыл бұрын
At the 4 minute mark it felt like I’ve been watching for an eternity. It’s hard to watch because it’s relatable. This is what would happen if anyone in this comments section tried going up there.
@christyl5481 Жыл бұрын
I grew up with three older brothers and I can tell you right now. SHE DIDNT. You learn what to say and what you say can hurt you. She gave them pure ammo. She seems like and innocent woman and I can tell she forgot all concepts of what she knew comedy to be and just took that as men attacking her.
@pbee.njayay444 Жыл бұрын
Two older brothers here, can absolutely confirm she was giving them ALLLLLL the right info to light her ass up!😫😫😫 she kept feedin the fire!! I’m crying bruh
@MetalxMonica Жыл бұрын
I literally said out loud to my TV "this is a girl with no brothers" bc the shots they were taking were so easy and got worse when she reacted. I hate that it's true but it is. She seemed cool but will need therapy lol.
@robertking692410 ай бұрын
"Mabey hiking to a quarterback " killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@chexcollects5 ай бұрын
Learn how to spell. Holy sh*t
@user-ll2dr8lg7w2 жыл бұрын
You design sandwiches? 😂
@person22002 жыл бұрын
Do you know how bad it's gotta be for TONY to step in and say "That's enough"!? They lit this poor lady up.
@derekkiley2 жыл бұрын
I hope she is doing well mentally and physically
@JayDeeMcBee2 жыл бұрын
Obviously not doing well physically.
@saytn6022 жыл бұрын
@@JayDeeMcBee 🫢
@shanecharles45892 жыл бұрын
@@JayDeeMcBee LOL GOT ER.
@MusicAddict92282 жыл бұрын
It's a comedy show who cares can't deal with it don't be there
@mistayoutubah2 жыл бұрын
@@MusicAddict9228 Not all comedy shows, actually MOST comedy shows do not “roast” or “heckle”. The primary objective for standup is to entertain a crowd. There are plenty more comedians who are far more successful in standup as well as other realms of comedy such as acting etc who don’t use “roasting” as a primary means of content. This was a ruthless 5v1 and she was honestly very nice to them compared to how I would’ve responded. She sought comedic value in her insults which is the only reason she had nothing to say/come up with. If she really wanted to, she could’ve just non-humorously disrespectfully roasted everyone on the stage and started throwing insults and talking over them. That’s what I would’ve done. I’d have made David address his own foopa flaps and jigglyness as he hits his out of style box mod vape. There was actually plenty to plainly insult about the crew. She was only trying to be funny and keep things lighthearted. I guarantee you’re exactly the unfunny-piece-of-crap type of judgmental ignorant person who came straight to the comments to defend your enjoyment knowing damn well you’re wrong. Get a life and learn actual comedic values.
@ThatGypsyBoy Жыл бұрын
She said I’m a architect. He said what you designed sandwiches 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SG-hp8yq2 жыл бұрын
Haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. She had it coming she went from drunk to sober real quick lol.
@osteazo2 жыл бұрын
This was so unfunny
@SG-hp8yq2 жыл бұрын
@@osteazo was it so unfunny you fucking moron!
@Procedurallydegeneratedjohn Жыл бұрын
@@osteazo it was prime comedy lard ass
@HTSWAGGER Жыл бұрын
@@osteazo nah bro shit was funny asf can’t handle the heat get out of the kitchen xd
@joedirt82392 жыл бұрын
“I wasn’t funny so you had to be” she handled bombing and getting roasted very well
@tylerp3327 Жыл бұрын
Did you not see her walk off…? She didn’t take it well.
@waynejohnson1786 Жыл бұрын
@@tylerp3327 She handled it well up until that point.
@lemonmarie21616 ай бұрын
@@tylerp3327all she did was walk off. She didn’t get mad and start going off. She handled it well
@GoDemarci_ Жыл бұрын
1:45 that “Oh My God, Elizabeth.” Was the nicest warning ever 💀 she should’ve listened
@J-RAD_notAnNpc8 ай бұрын
The worst part of this train wreck was somehow when dude called her the female chris farley.. that would imply she was insanely funny. Dude clearly doesnt know any chris farley stuff
@homie33222 жыл бұрын
Davids laughs are like that demon thing from black ops zombies when you lose 😂😭
@Petra9992 жыл бұрын
You're right lol
@Jimjon24 Жыл бұрын
As fake as those too!
@Shmancyfancy5364 ай бұрын
He laughs to make sure his jokes don’t bomb. Laughing at your own jokes like that, as a comedian, will never not be cringy.
@theoctobersurprise71482 жыл бұрын
That was brutal. This show is the deep end of the pool for any deeply experienced comedian. They all get shy and clam up or bomb when they are on the panel with much, much less pressure. She seriously misjudged her own skill and paid the price. Please do your research, folks.
@Finnegan-s-cake4 ай бұрын
Deep end. I get the joke
@purpleheartsofficial2 жыл бұрын
man i saw this on the full podcast and i felt so bad dude hahahaha she was not prepared for the absolute savagery that was unleashed upon her. she did start roasting before her interview even started though, so she kinda asked for it lmfao
@mobomediachannel71012 жыл бұрын
When was this?
@strictlysega2 жыл бұрын
no one deserves to be ganged up and bullied like that,, that was weak on behalf of the hosts,., really pathetic behaviour,, hope u never get treated like that in your lifetime.
@reyrey40052 жыл бұрын
@@strictlysega This is what they do to test you. She didn't come prepared to handle a thsi situation. Im sure even famous comics went through this shit at first and learn from it.
@WalkingPaceWP2 жыл бұрын
Yeah when was this? I thought Jermiah and the others left. So that would make this clip like a year or two old.
@phillipjackson34982 жыл бұрын
@@reyrey4005 Not sure how that went over Stricklysegas head but you sum that situation up nicely, Comedy is 50/50 if you not/or can't be funny at first be Interesting then the funny will along bc you are just being yourself not sounding like you purse snatched a story from someone else.
@talyrtucker10 ай бұрын
This is why I love this show😂😂 David couldn’t turn it off and every second had me laughing so hard it hurt
@thomasbailey37212 жыл бұрын
She got up and tried. I have a book full of jokes and no balls to get on stage. Respect.
@shijo2222 жыл бұрын
Do it!!
@Tragz Жыл бұрын
I can tell from this comment none of your jokes are funny.
@thomasbailey3721 Жыл бұрын
@@Tragz ❤️
@davidlamberg2845 Жыл бұрын
Get on stage dawg
@ShoggothsAway Жыл бұрын
Do it. Life is short.
@jared64002 жыл бұрын
The last shit I would ever try on KillTony is try to roast David. She asked and she recieved.
@fucazombie2 жыл бұрын
It's like poking a sleeping giant.
@ams9142 жыл бұрын
@@fucazombie Sleeping apnea giant. FS
@yddeogn2 жыл бұрын
It wasn’t even a roast. She was giving him sex tips lol wtf
@adobetube55582 жыл бұрын
I mean David was not funny in the slightest….
@Myndi782 жыл бұрын
But she had a burn for him tho? 😂
@alidesilza2 жыл бұрын
She literally committed Comedian suicide going up there for only her 10th time!?! Bruh....I would say she's brave...but there's a fine line between being "brave" and just being ignorant of your audience, and not being prepared for the panel you actually going up in front of. Joke is?!?! She said she PLANNED something to "burn" David.......so again....I can't even say she's ignorant of the moment. She's a roast layup line for any panel to take turns on. You would think she should have the best fat joke rebuttals in the pocket considering she's expecting to get roasted on her most obvious physical appearance. Unprepared is an understatement. smfh
@dende34422 жыл бұрын
ON POINT! This was not good and it hurt watching her lool
@donnie15812 жыл бұрын
She said 10th time but the other 9 were probably open mic's with 2 audience member; her boyfriend and the waitress.
@alidesilza2 жыл бұрын
LoL!! Right?!?
@willw.14662 жыл бұрын
She was nervous... Ali you've never been on stage. She sucks but you would clearly be far worse
@DankSwegSkuxxXhayel2 жыл бұрын
If you're even mentioning how many times you've done it you are telling everyone that you yourself aren't ready, whether she's consciously aware or ready to admit it that is her giving herself an out because deep down inside she knows she is not prepared...
@NdigoDavalos10 ай бұрын
Her: I’ve got a burn for u Tony: Omg Elizabeth😂😂😂😂😂 I’m crying😂😂😂lol ❤
@Drewski4724 Жыл бұрын
She sat in the car for an hour and cried I know she did 😂
@AroundHeRe442 жыл бұрын
David Lucas calling someone fat 🤣 The parody alone is hilarious.
@booqrdoit91382 жыл бұрын
See Patrice O'Neal on fat jokes
@mikedomanico97592 жыл бұрын
"We finally figured out how to get her to go on hikes" that last bit by tony killed it!!!
@TheDeven10002 жыл бұрын
“Go for walks”
@jamesmichael93412 жыл бұрын
damn bruh just listen to what he said lmfao. walks....
@timetravel8292 жыл бұрын
I felt bad for that girl, in my opinion 3 or 5 fat jokes is enough. They fat shamed her the intire post. I wouldn't be surprised if she cried when she was alone, she did good taking the jokes but that had to hurt her feeling.
@serpentinefire9217 ай бұрын
@@timetravel829 oh well. She shouldn't be fat then
@jameshillenbrand70824 ай бұрын
“You look like you put raisins in your potato salad” kills me every time 🤣🤣
@Seakaye2s2 жыл бұрын
T - “Oh my god Elizabeth” El - “No it’s a good one!” D - “I’ll light your ass up!” 😂😂
@h4k-d4242 жыл бұрын
"What Burger King are you hiking?" I'm dead.. they killed this chick. 🤣
@pandavelli81762 жыл бұрын
Geez, like watching a wildebeest get ripped to shreds by a pack of lions (with one that cackles like a hyena while he gruesomely mauls his prey) 😂
@embearasedbear36942 жыл бұрын
Tony is a hyena
@simonloewenstein25812 жыл бұрын
lion king
@winstonpeters85186 ай бұрын
1:43 the forewarning from David and Tony is hilarious because she doesn’t know what’s coming 😂😂
@cloudbloom2 жыл бұрын
In the words of Tony: Jeeeeeeesus Christ
@monitorlizard99712 жыл бұрын
I like how david lucas is laughing the most of anyone at the fat jokes. When someone tells a fat joke about me I reinforce the joke with seven of my own fat jokes about myself already lined up. See if she would just laugh a little bit she woulda had a good time.
@albietzaesthetics10642 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Coming from a former fat guy I agree
@victorious00012 жыл бұрын
Lol she did slap her knee on some dave Chappelle shit a few times
@kevo39852 жыл бұрын
For sure
@ImperialMindMusic2 жыл бұрын
If she went on a diet she would t be that damn fat
@letmelive20062 жыл бұрын
I think she laughed plenty but damn u forget she's on a stage with everyone watching and everyone just kept unleashing fat jokes and laughing. It's shitty
@Villakeen Жыл бұрын
I love how David is just laughing as hard as possible at the end 😂
@3rdworld-witch5274 ай бұрын
just casually: "you design sandwiches?" lmfaooo
@gurkarngill23812 жыл бұрын
“You design sandwiches” David Lucas once again ladies and gentlemen.
@TheOkieLife2 жыл бұрын
David dying in the end over Tony's "go for walks" joke... that was the cream on the cake for me... or at least it was, until she ate it all. 🤣
@noahharju2 жыл бұрын
Pure gold
@BrocksOnix956 Жыл бұрын
Boo
@mrshou1123 ай бұрын
Everyone turns into redban in the youtube comments and thinks they are comedians.
@MISCELLANEOUSGOON Жыл бұрын
She was only being humiliated and if she stayed any longer it would be an insult to her intelligence. She already got nothing from it and took the roasting I respect her for walking off, the same jokes over and over even William read the room.
@LickMyMusketBallsYankee5 ай бұрын
You don't pride the weak elephant seal bulls for backing down when they get hurt, just so they can live to watch all the females get banged by the one big guy. You pride the ones that died fighting