Worst Console Ever Made 3 - Rerez

[@QualityApeMan]

True fact: The sensor that goes on the TV isn't a sensor. It's a camera so that the creators of the Wireless can watch you go insane playing their games.

[@craftergamers4997]

QualityApeMan makes since

[@mmcblk05studio]

They have free internet?

[@mmcblk05studio]

I wanna too

[@gavintantleff]

Nithyanth Kenthapadi it’s a joke

[@heiselproductions_01]

So that's why the Wireless Air 60 takes your picture when you lose. The creators are making a scrapbook to remember the rage they've induced.

[@NESNerd427]

At 9:33, you shot the last enemy and hit the other one behind him. That caused an underflow because the game can not handle -1 enemies killed. This means that the game will jump back up and, as far as I know, throw 255 enemies, or whatever the maximum is, at you. The crosshair is missing because the game calls for that sprite to be removed when the level/stage is finished. So, you guys basically pulled off a pretty sweet glitch!

[@warlordofvideogameglitches]

Awesome showing computing code and how it fucks up.

[@bhull242]

On top of that, the enemy counter that gets displayed can only hold numbers 0 through 99, and whatever the maximum is (probably 2 raised to (8 times a power of 2) minus 1) is probably overflowing that counter multiple times, leaving a remainder of 35. This, in itself, is rather unusual for a display to do, but I can’t think of any other reason why the displayed number would behave the way it does. If I’m correct, the number of enemies to kill would be orders of magnitude larger than 255, so no human would be realistically able to deplete the enemy counter and progress at this point, making the stage effectively unwinnable. To any player, it would appear as though the counter just won’t reach 0 ever and the game is stuck in an infinite loop.

[@KnakuanaRka]

bhull242 Given your description, I think it overflowed to 65535.

[@overwatchominidroid717]

avoid it by NOT killing an extra enemy :P

[@kildaver]

See, this is why you make sure you have your code check for things like this. Normally, you're trying to idiot-proof it from the user...but, what happens when the *coder* is the idiot?!

[@markusTegelane]

Wireless 60 - Shane starts to suffer and become insane Wireless Air 60 - Shane almost lost his mind Wireless - Shane completely lost his mind

[@professionalrose7889]

Shane's slow descent into insanity

[@gracekim25]

Accurate

[@Thorin-MattfromGO]

Shane pretty much completely lost his mind during the Air 60, it just continued to develop in this one

[@jordanpowell2242]

What an interesting naming convention, it goes from no number to 60….

[@Nightmare-kn6ee]

@@jordanpowell2242 I also recently found out that there's a Zone 60 although I don't know if it's made by the people who made the wireless, the wireless 60, the wireless air 60, or not of course even if someone gives Shane and Adam the Zone 60 it's unlikely if they will or will not make another video talking about another console from the company.

[@dragontea6426]

This is turning into a Board James type series, slowing getting darker and crazier as the consoles go on.

[@ace76productions]

AVGN

[@burnsmybritches5857]

Rerez is thee most overly ripped channel I have came across on youtube

[@BillyBillyandMandyReal]

Except it might not die for a long time unlike Board James

[@faultyvideos2215]

Well, with the newer episodes of the series, it’s just him reviewing shitty video game consoles

[@gabrielmcdonald2152]

ain't he the angry Video Game Nerd

[@ZorotheGallade]

14:10 "They did put a ton of work in the visuals" ...that's a Luma from Super Mario Galaxy. I wouldn't be surprised if they stole the rest of the assets.

[@mynameismmandimheretosay7979]

You didn’t need to put the quote there.

[@ixxirecords26]

Net Power is all stolen from Feeding Frenzy. The whole entire thing.

[@rileykuiack4507]

IXXI Records literally about to mention that lmao

[@baalfgames5318]

31:00 Captain Kidd from World Heroes!?

[@tomikun8057]

@@ixxirecords26 ikr its so similar i then realized the nets were stolen from a game at a arcade i go to.

[@d3-penguin954]

14:10 You can see a stolen Luma model from Mario galaxy in that game.

[@pixelplayer140]

Thank god I'm not the only one who noticed

[@marshallhorton7154]

They used Photoshop on a render to make it pink

[@LeoTakacs]

I bought a Sega Genesis clone at Walgreens for $6.99. It came with a bunch of crappy motion-based games, and some equally as crappy homebrew games, but also a BUNCH of awesome real Genesis titles. Best of all, it could play Genesis ROMs off of an SD card which was awesome. So it's more like one step backwards, three steps forwards.

[@Beansman-gp3ws]

The atgames one? Eh, those are shit. And it was officially licensed by Sega. They run terribly, have awful sound, and have no SRAM or EEPROM (despite one of the handheld versions having Megaman the Wily Wars)

[@GatorRay]

+LassiKnnunen They throw in homebrews to bloat out the game count.

[@horesfan400]

That may be because it had a wirus

[@m4gmaroni]

They can play SD card games, but there isn’t any motion control.

[@rynmaymay9309]

I heard about that one.I think it was called the "sega genesis motion arcade" and it was actually licensed by sega themselves

[@connormartin6185]

SCP Foundation Official Document Secure, Contain, Protect SCP-6460 - "Wireless" Classified as: Truculent Like SCP-6460-2 and SCP-6460-3, this device, after over 2 minutes of play time, will inflict psychological problems on any lifeform playing or watching it such as, but not limited to: Depression Insanity Anxiety PTSD

[@serglian8558]

Correction. 6640-1

[@trollbreeder2534]

God damnit.

[@justinorlando3568]

Isn’t SCP-XXXX used for the PS1 model numbers?

[@PunakiviAddikti]

Well now this makes more sense. They're actually anomalous cognitohazards.

[@todaywithbob4277]

I din't know anyone would know scp

[@WillieManga]

Ah, this lovely intro. They go crazy with their production values but it still makes sense. It's a perfect preview for the final numbered Worst Ever video. (not the series itself, just the ones they could keep count for) Featuring The Evil Eye, a brief recap of the previous systems, Tied-Up Adam, Duck Hunt, Trophy Season, Dream Forest, Be Careful and a creepy 6 all to start off the finale. It is awesome!

[@tomdragamer]

I remember back when I watched the original "Worst Console Ever" video and..... yeah he's gone insane.

[@yagirlhenney5701]

i'm pretty sure it's the second worst consel ever made your talking about, right?

[@markusTegelane]

Did we just uncover a conspiracy?

[@filletofish2200]

He needs some help

[@WhitekidCvsual]

As all of us

[@heavy0119]

@Justin Griffith In the SCP Website the list gets inconsistent once it gets into 5000's there are entries missing, corrupted, WIP, etc. I think these consoles could be SCP-5066 SCP-5067 and SCP-5068

[@girzarro]

the fact that there's a red cross in the military one as the health meter means that a game on this console violates a geneva convention and i think that's hilarious

[@theuncalledfor]

How does that violate the Geneva convention? Is there a ban on use of the symbol in games? Or did you mean it violates the Geneva convention within the game's universe because a medic is shooting and being shot?

[@pelingilnith5155]

@@theuncalledfor the red cross is not allowed to be used in videogames and other media for many reasons.

[@admiralfrosty3495]

If you play the newest releases of Doom, they patched the medkits to have green crosses instead, because the Red Cross complained about their trademark logo being coopted

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

@@pelingilnith5155 1. Doesn't violate the Geneva Convention. 2. The only reason is because the Red Cross themselves bitched and moaned about being represented in videogames as *gasp* HELPFUL. Honestly it's such a barebones symbol that I'm positive you could fight it in court.

[@harleyspeedthrust4013]

becos steel is heavier than fethers

[@J.unishere]

I just wanna pay respects to Adam, considering how he was dragged into this in the context of the episode.

[@baragonkunfan94thesecondar60]

*_S A M E._*

[@josephschultz3301]

*_oH aDaM, i HaVe SuCh WoNdErS tO sHoW yOu._*

[@shawnfields2369]

@@baragonkunfan94thesecondar60 Oh, were you also dragged into this, like Adam? Sorry to hear that. But yeah, you and the other person are right; Adam does indeed deserve respect for his dedication to playing the guy who's been duct taped, and for his dedication in the Just Bad Games episodes, where him and Shane both have some pretty good chemistry, and make some really good jokes, and I especially like how they both feel like real friends, and it doesn't just feel faked or anything. Feels like real friendship between Shane and Adam, even if Shane is slowly losing his mind over these awful consoles.

[@gracekim25]

@@shawnfields2369 this was Adam’s first time on camera in this show right?🤔

[@shawnfields2369]

@@gracekim25 Well, it sure SEEMED like it was his first time being shown on camera, anyways. Why do you want you to know? Just asking.

[@nullstar1806]

9:34 That was caused by integer underflow. The 2nd stage should have been beaten normally if you haven’t killed that extra enemy, which the programmers never bothered to stop the counter from going below zero. The enemies remaining value is in a 16 bit integer, which means you have to kill exactly *65535* more enemies after the underflow occurred, and since it shows up the last two digits, it shows 35.

[@g-forcefgt323]

thank you IT guy

[@topkek7587]

/r/quityourbullshit Wrong... It was caused because the console over heated due to the overwhelming load caused by the level and the extra enemy. Get your facts straight

[@bluiiCH]

Swiftie Switch he didn't say probably

[@bluiiCH]

"Donald Trump" overheating? the only thing overheating does to a computer (I believe) is turning it off to cool it down

[@MarkusMaal]

Makes sense

[@memyopinionsche6610]

That poor girl. She will need years of therapy To cope being tied to that damn wheel.

[@danielvakser9993]

13:46 AM I THE ONLY PERSON TO SEE THAT CUTE PINK LUMA AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT!? IT'S EVEN WADDLING WITHOUT FLYING, IT IS SO ADORABLE!!! 😄

[@EsmeMarion]

"Cora Loft the Room Explorer" 10/10 knockoff name

[@ilikecurry2345]

*Lara Croft

[@markortiz126]

@@ilikecurry2345 r/wooooooosh

[@pieturtle]

Mr.SpyCrab 1 sir, this is not a wooosh. He was responding to the second comment, not the funny one. Therefore, he was put into a different scenario than the one you placed and as such was correcting the second person's misspelling of Lara Croft and so it was not a wooosh.

[@lennaertvanmierlo2955]

temmie *DJ Hunt* if you watch more of this guy’s videos, you could’ve known that there are knock offs of knock offs, and in that respect, “Lora Croft r/woooooosh” can definitely be a thing.

[@elephystry]

Is that like Dora the Explorer?

[@GamingOcelotArmy]

"Oh, Adam... I have such wonders to show you" lol I'm actually in tears from that

[@mraaronfrancis]

I was the same. It took me a while to regain my composure after that line

[@magicvampirelver1321]

Yeah that quote LOL😈I love the Hellraiser franchise

[@zrisethesonicgamer]

Lol.

[@edwirichuuhdr8885]

@@magicvampirelver1321 wtf it's not even a reference, did you even watch the video, kid?

[@magicvampirelver1321]

@@edwirichuuhdr8885 I looked at your profile boy lol n your calling me the kid tho ok😂😂 boy gone you prolly never seen Hellraiser either

[@a_ceiling_fan1551]

Alternative title: Shane loses his fucking mind

[@darthcinema4262]

And takes Adam with him.

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

Here is a funny thing. Wireless is better than the Wireless 60, which is better than the Wireless Air 60. If they make a 3D Wireless console, it would be 50% unplayable.

[@khmerkandal121]

And if they continue that stuff with the wireless VR gaming system then it would be for 100% unplayable

[@SuperNitroZ64]

*Do not tell Shane about the Zone 60*

[@lechetjudokenichi9565]

@@SuperNitroZ64 now I have to

[@SuperNitroZ64]

@@lechetjudokenichi9565 *And don't tell him about the Zone 3D Interactive Gaming Console, either!*

[@mollyanderson657]

@@khmerkandal121 Please don't give them ideas.

[@PixelGameSquad]

Bruuuuuu! Your production value has me SHOOK! 👏🏻

[@Isaax]

Why can't you just talk English

[@HughJaeness]

Isaax *speak

[@travisschaefer7850]

*type

[@Serena13]

Superhero Game Squad shook? What are you mattias?

[@Isaax]

Travis Schaefer nice one

[@spaghetticoconut658]

Oh god. I just found out there are M O R E of these! The vii, the zone 40 wireless gaming, the zone 60 wireless gaming, and the zone 100 wireless gaming. how delightful.

[@shawnfields2369]

So, how long until Shane and Adam cover those?

[@nthgth]

At least we know we have more of their insanity to look forward to

[@daisybutinhertennisoutfit]

the VII?!???

[@baragonkunfan94thesecondar60]

@@daisybutinhertennisoutfit yeah ive heard about it before

[@melody_florum]

I just love how purely infuriated Rerez gets

[@ilikecurry2345]

And purely frightening too, if his little rant on how he hates what he's doing is anything to go by.

[@nicholastosoni707]

"They just keep coming...and coming...AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING...ANY SIIIIIIIIIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOOOOOOOWIIIIIIIIIING!!!!!!!"

[@AstraVex]

Did i miss a video or two? Because your production values are through the roof lately! :D

[@TheGamingTree]

Nope just him not uploading for acouple months. This has happened for a ouple years, but hey always happy to see new videos from him

[@HavenMarches]

I thought I was reading a cringey pick up line for a minute

[@SuperNitroZ64]

Don't tell him about the Zone 60.

[@phet1211]

I really like the rerez art style, and I hope that if they ever tackle a console or game that’s entirely about animating or drawing, then I hope most or the entirety of it would be animated

[@baragonkunfan94thesecondar60]

wow im not the only one who thinks this

[@luke4090]

That's oddly specific

[@lames232]

@@luke4090 ljn video systen

[@amoroughil8874]

Oh my god the backgrounds and levels for Secret Mission are screen shots from a game called Men of War Assault Squad 2, a ww2 military strategy game. They just went into a game, took some pictures, and called it their own.

[@locogamingrocker5014]

They stole from Feeding Frenzy as well (game number 9, "Net Power") at timestamp 20:12. Thevbackground and the fish were ripped straight from FF. They also stole from Feeding Frenzy in the Wireless Air 60 (Rerez's "Worst Console Ever Made 3" video - it was the last game he showed in that video).

[@paulghignon4092]

They also lifted assets on UFO shooting with assets from Maplestory. Seems like it was a common theme for whoever made these.

[@Takimeko]

So they did what the devs of Limbo of the Lost did. Amazing.

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

There's a Luma and a stolen Zebra in another game.

[@namelesslang5909]

I'm also pretty sure the "naked pirate captain" in Angry Pirate is supposed to be Captain Kidd from World Heroes, too. Just adding to the plagiarism here.

[@Talia_Foxx]

33:15 Lmfao you actually said "Frankenstein's Monster" that's amazing. Thank you for that.

[@WillieManga]

This is probably the magnum opus of your series. The production values of this episode is insanely good, right down to the amazing intro. It almost feels like a short indie documentary but with surreal horror. I also love how you used music from the episode that began the whole series. We used to think Magic Jelly was as bad as it got, but it got more and more insane, and it got more and more unsettling. This episode is also a definitive crossover because it makes it all the more terrifying. Especially that ending. Oh god, the question for the ages; "What are you laughing at?"

[@watam8]

13:28 Far left you can see a Luma from Super Mario Galaxy

[@CellShadeee]

Oh thank God you saw it too

[@oxymoronic-ephiphanies]

This series become comedy to psychological thriller... Serious shit... Nice job Shane. A sequel which is a prequel? Hell yes! And that Intro... AMAZING P.S.: I hope you're doing well

[@raptecclawtooth9046]

Welcome to Rerez Hill

[@nobody88767]

Sercan Yelen I was just thinking that

[@WillieManga]

Sercan Yelen Well, seeing them react to the jumpscare which was that claymation clown was the funniest thing I have seen all day. But Shane calling the Wireless pure evil is not.

[@AnonymousFrogNG]

Shane may have forgot that this thing existed when he made the "Worst Console Ever" Wireless 60 video, and after that, he learned its existence, and made it the third video, the "sequel" video.

[@daemon1548]

"You aim where you want the dart to go, and it doesn't go there" that killed me

[@Bro-cx2jc]

HAppY DUARhtZ!!1!

[@Ladderthief1]

There is so much detail put into this. Like at 5:39 if you turn the captions on the text is slightly jumbled to reflect Shane's voice.

[@curseyoujordanshow]

I met you at ConBravo in 2016, and after telling you I enjoyed your two "worst console ever" videos, you told me there was another on the way. Assuming this was the console you were talking about, this video has been a long time coming! It was worth the wait :)

[@neyoid]

CURSE YOU...Jordan! ....shit

[@eatsgouda6636]

That star in the "kids nightmare fuel game" is from Super Mario Galaxy!!

[@leogreaves2931]

Luma?!

[@AegisAuras]

This guy could be a voice actor.

[@gameboi20]

Aegis he makes a perfect villain

[@thesnesgeek]

@@gameboi20 Yeah, he could.

[@bhull242]

Note to self: if I ever need VAs in a future game, see if this guy is available.

[@setsers1]

YES

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

If rockstar ever makes manhunt again I would say that he is a perfect fit

[@SuperNitroZ64]

28:14 "Wireless Air 60 + 3D = ?!" That actually makes the Zone 3D. Yes, it's a real knockoff console, but it uses fake 3D graphics and comes with 3D glasses.

[@mynameismmandimheretosay7979]

Or a really bad 3DS game, which is a disgrace to the 3DS. I love the 3DS.

[@shaka7302]

If Im not Wrong The people who made the Wireless Systems are them one who created The Zone 3d

[@bhull242]

@NightSlashZ -Gaming And Beyond If so, I guess we’ll be seeing an episode about that one sooner or later.

[@mollyanderson657]

What's next? WirelessVR 60?

[@protoretro1290]

@@shaka7302 Yes and the Zone Wireless 30/50/70. They are JungleTac

[@bodacious44]

"Who would ever play a child torture simulator?" i dunno just ask postal fans

[@gagejohnathan9641]

postal fans don't have children in the games Also would you like to sign my petition?

[@mollyanderson657]

@@gagejohnathan9641 must be referring to the postal movie.

[@CSSLZT13]

All I want to say here is: POSTAL ORIGINAL FINAL LEVEL That is all.

[@DeathAngel-ft8oz]

@@CSSLZT13 The funny thing? They didn't take it out of the Redux because of the attention it could bring, oh no. The truth, if I remember correctly: it wasn't so shocking and jarring anymore. Which is actually kinda sad to realize that school shootings have kinda been normalized...

[@Jimin-ik6zp]

Damn it's harvester man.

[@oldreapervegasarchive3940]

33:56 The day that Shane went full JonTron on some PG ghosts.

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

I swear the production values on these are through the roof.

[@DethMetalDurgn]

The fact he spins the shotgun like a revolver (or Heavy from TF2) makes me smile. 😆

[@FrozenPhotonX_X]

One of the enemies in that UFO Shooter is an alien from Maplestory...

[@SarcasticPossum]

This video was very well put together and shows how bad the games suck. *HAPPY DAAAARTS!!!!*

[@JacobTP64]

*You’ll never win!* :D

[@eins2001]

H-happy darts??

[@TM_Em0lga]

*HAPPY DARRTS!*

[@russwaddel08]

happy...darts...

[@buggy730]

Failure darts!

[@TheDorkKnight5419]

I love coming back to this video because it's the turning point for this channel. Adam joins the team and the comedy gold was born.

[@AstraVex]

I can actually imagine THIS being someone's first console, and being completely immersed in all the colour and visuals, having some fun once in a while etc. And then they get a PS4 Pro or an Xbox One X a few months later and their head explode! xD

[@danielhowe2218]

AstraVex Hold up... no, uh, fanboys from microsoft or nintendo? Ok then... carry on. I'm for nintendo btw. But PS4 is goregeous.

[@moonfreak-5983]

Daniel Howe yeah I wish I went for the PS4 instead of Xbone

[@ouh8509]

Captaincarrot 25 "Xbox"

[@moonfreak-5983]

ouh X Bone

[@emolgagameyt4950]

Nintendo and PC Master Race

[@GBlastMan]

This was pretty well done Shane, really it shows how much this have improve since the first one which is still my favorite one but man, that 90's MTV like intro with a touch of Neverhood in it, the way the skits were perfectly animated or executed, humor was on point and didnt dragged along too much. The only the only thing i could find kinda annoying its you forced a little bit the angry part, i mean it was ok for the most part because was in the same way as the first videos of the Wireless lineup but this seemed to be way too "angrery" for the most part, but hey i like the AVGN so this is a minor nitpick anyway. Im really impressed on how well done this Worst Console Ever was done and i expect this to just ramp up in the future because man this was really really cool.

[@kileundead]

"Down there with me, Adam, where the bad games go..." I love your channel, been watching a while. I wish your newer videos were like these plug and play hell realms, they make for the funniest videos. Still great content!..just wish there was more of these 'psychotic breaks'.

[@SLKibara]

I think you're about to turn into something horrifying, Rerez.

[@qwirky1709]

Spit Dragon mood

[@ilikecurry2345]

Like maybe some sort of psychological torturer?

[@abrogaming5976]

Hes be coming the clown

[@FigureFarter]

Or perhaps Peter Puppy's true form.

[@GeolyteGM]

(20:12) This game is just Feeding Frenzy

[@brenda6574]

The shark looks like feeding frenzy too!

[@questionablequestion8918]

Feeding frenzy is one of my childhood :0

[@Mr.Malliquin666]

​@@questionablequestion8918Yeah mine too I loved playing that game GODDAMN MEMORIES HURT !

[@terrytheblackmage4799]

Imagine how cool a crossover between Worst Ever and AVGN would be

[@ChaseMC215]

32:37 "Welcome to a game where absolutely nobody that made this game opened up a SINGLE book to do any research on ghosts!"

[@sorrenblitz805]

What th-c-the- the theyre ghosts they're already dead they don't die and become other ghosts!

[@minerobking1533]

I’m actually wondering why they look like Babies.

[@TheSmart-CasualGamer]

You don't even capture them with an iron drum!

[@yagirlhenney5701]

6:27- shane: i hate tunnel vision adam: WHO SAID THAT!?!?!

[@Herowebcomics]

WOW! They actually made a game system with a light gun/ motion controls that work, and it's a KNOCK OFF! That would be awesome! ...If the games were good!

[@GreatCornDev]

The production quality on this channel is good and really great in some instances, like the Worst Ever series and especially this video. It feels more that just a review, in fact, it feels very close to a movie, just based around the Wireless system. It delivers high quality acting that really takes it to an another new level. This channel is simply amazing and it's a shame it doesn't have as much subscribers as it deserves.

[@godisdead]

This video gave me so much joy. I just discovered Rerez and I am hooked. Thank for suffering for you fans . We love you

[@TheNexDude]

I keep coming back to this video and I love it. From the hilariously bad games to the humor and dynamic of Adam and Shane.

[@SorowFame]

"Tomato Absorbing Demon Cupcake" I need to work that into a conversation sometime

[@demelochristopher]

Oh man, the level of production along with the pure insanity of this is amazing. Glad to see you and Adam at EGXL again dude. This is a great video

[@TrioHorrorProduction]

5:10 "You know what this means?!" Me- Quoting Doc Brown: "It means this damn thing doesn't work at all!" Haha. You're welcome

[@Gigadramon6]

"Who in their right mind would ever want to *make* a child torture simulator." I dunno, maybe ask those people who make the Spiderman and Elsa videos?

[@icecube8214]

Ikr

[@flash4354]

Gigadramon6 **insert Joseph Joestar's 'OH NO' scream**

[@GatorRay]

+Gigadramon6 Or the people responsible for SuperMarioLogan (Note that I'm not bashing SML. Just pointing out that they've made multiple torture porn videos involving the child characters)

[@sheriffaboubakar9720]

Flash435 *insert Joshua and the promised Land "No, nooooooo!" cry*

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

Gigadramon6 Or the government.

[@TheCarDemotic]

20:26 that barracuda is ripped straight from Feeding Frenzy EDIT: Notice how at 24:15 the Rockets are affected by gravity, but it’s in space

[@storba3860]

Everything is. The background and other fish are too.

[@locogamingrocker5014]

Every single fish in that game is ripped straight from Feeding Frenzy... So is the background. The only unique "creature" in the game is the turtle. Turtles were in FF... Just not this specific asset. They ripped off Feeding Frenzy for the Wireless Air 60 in Rerez's "Worst Console Ever Made 2" video as well.

[@ABHIJITHVIVEK]

I was searching the comments section for this😂🙏🏾

[@viscountrainbows6452]

That rocket game must have been designed by Rian Johnson

[@JSmith-nu4bl]

In fact there is gravity at that height... 90% of what you have here

[@metaforth]

"who in their right mind would ever wanna make a child torture simulator?!" Programing teachers

[@valiant2398]

13:47 Is that a pink luma?

[@AM-sj5vr]

Ancroz Azure yup

[@TurboPilz]

I was waiting to see if Shane would point that out.

[@SamSquids]

Yes

[@survivingmoon7635]

Yes, yes it is.

[@mm3shadowman982]

I mean of course the Wireless had to rip assets from Super Mario Galaxy.

[@KareemHillJr]

A new "Worst Console Ever"? Bless the heavens! By the way, I'm surprised you didn't notice the Luma at 13:58

[@resort-anthem]

ThePikachuFan99 Thanks for pointing that out, really makes you wonder how much of this is original

[@Venuz117]

26:20 slowly descending into madness

[@kikineptune316]

3:33 that gun spin though :D

[@burnmander649]

Ikr

[@Guitar-Dog]

That hairline

[@6Pc.ChickenMcnobody]

very Army of Darkness

[@CandisClassicGameShrine]

Loving the new intro, Shane. I don't know how you survive playing these terrible pieces of crap lol. Keep up the great content :)

[@UnusualPete]

Wow... I thought GrayStillPlays was insane but you sir are absolutely bonkers and I love it! 😂 Great video! 🎉

[@Jetie]

13:59 Ways to get sued by Nintendo

[@ucanhbui4424]

Jetdean ohhhhh It's Luma

[@ucanhbui4424]

Diego Velasco Noo the game was made after super mario galaxy

[@Recordable2000]

You are stupid Diego Velasko

[@chrispham6599]

Diego Velasco didn’t Rerez say that the game modelled off from Buck Hunt? That wasn’t 2001

[@smiler4948]

Diego Velasco you’re rarted.

[@arbiter1272]

Flash games on Newgrounds are more enjoyable then this shit.

[@rthenoob7474]

Watching paint dry is more fun than the Wireless',Wireless 60's,and Air 60's games combined.

[@markmcwest]

Man, I really miss these console reviews and their production value. I know you put a lot of effort in these and it shows, keep going!

[@2011supergamer]

That was a sick ass intro.

[@onometre]

genuinely one of the best intros Ive seen on youtube

[@stentor9579]

I know

[@Subscriptcat676]

Where is your pfp from??

[@2011supergamer]

David Betancourt Between the Lions

[@Subscriptcat676]

Rixor12 YOOO I used too loooovvee that show as a kid

[@qwaccc]

this channel needs so many more subscribers. you make such high quality content, but get so few subs :(

[@ExtremeWreck]

bibbaTM I 100% agree with you.

[@BioCybergoth]

it's way too unfair, dumbfucks that do very disrespectful things, offensive blogs, unbearable storytime videos and content beyond cringy get promoted by youtube and the trending tab picks the absolute most painfully fucking boring videos from every mediocre channel flooded with ads and add nothing new to the platform.

[@hotchocolate8008]

BioCybergoth Its because it brings attention from other sponsors, and youtube makes money. KZbin doesn't care.

[@AnonymousFrogNG]

200k subs not enough for you?

[@DomanicLeeLykins]

Hey man, just found your channel and I love it! Your style is super cool in the way you present your data, and your intro is kick ASS!

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

“Who would want to inflict so much pain on the public!?” -Rerez, 2018 This console must be made by the government!

[@Anomaly188]

Worse. The Chinese.

[@baragonkunfan94thesecondar60]

i read this comment right when shane said that. i’m so lucky lol

[@Howlingd0g]

"Could this console be the work of the Illuminati?!" 50 Internet Points to anyone who gets that reference.

[@buggy730]

It's actually just a incompetent Chinese game consoles creator, called jungle tac

[@buggy730]

It ain't from the government, it ain't from the US, it ain't from the communist, It's from China.

[@LeftoverCultureReview]

@20:10 - Child torture simulator? I think it was mostly made for parents... Come to think of it, the whole machine could be a child torture device... Glad you reviewed it though :D

[@MrMegaManFan]

It's because of videos like these that I became a patron. Thanks for all the years of entertainment Shane!

[@LetsPlayKeldeo]

They stolen Lumas for Toyland

[@thevgmlover]

Welp, Shane and his buddy ain't the only people infuriated right now, that's for true.

[@SuperPeterok]

Rosalina has got to be pissed about that!

[@tornadomimicyclone6707]

Blame Dimentio

[@Tneal78]

Im glad im not the only one that noticed

[@skellingtonsroundabout1137]

And a ton of Locoroco assets.

[@hemidas]

Send this to AVGN!

[@Trockenshampooleopard]

Jovan Mitrić No. AVGN's purpose is to take us back to the past (you know, to play the shitty games that suck ass). Let's leave the modern bullcrap to Rerez. He's good at it!

[@stoicvampirepig6063]

AVGN would not wipe his nerdy ass with this system.

[@stoicvampirepig6063]

Sorry 'system'. Love these particular videos you make man, love the dark stylings.

[@tmorh]

Actually, in an AVGN episode, there is a Wireless air60 in the background

[@SK91NO]

tmorh which one?

[@edgardeitz2784]

I love the stop motion animation in the intro; great stuff! :)

[@crowmigration8245]

Seriously dude, all I was thinking the entire time was you should do voices for cartoons, and then you actually made cartoons in the video. If you made a series even if just on KZbin I would so watch it. I would comment on the "game" "console" itself but I am speechless.

[@TrippySilver]

This series is like a more kid friendly AVGN

[@Ubersnuber]

I don't think I would let a kid watch those trips into insanity. Call me old-fashioned.

[@notkimpine]

shane luis swearing in worst consoles 2. but thanks for the bleeping noise.

[@gracekim25]

🤣

[@Plague_Architect]

How in the world are there only 300k subscribers? I’ve been watching this channel exclusively for a couple days straight. It’s absolutely great and the production quality is surprising all the time

[@Gigidag77]

7:08 They ripped the background from screenshots of Battlefield 1942 and redrew them poorly

[@Anthonybrother]

*OOF*

[@jacobxiaolong9104]

EA should've sued those Chinese bootleggers instead of putting more of those loot...i mean *S U R P R I S E M E C H A N I C S.*

[@sasukegirl3492]

Man I love these videos. The production value is so beautiful and I always appreciate a good belly laugh.

[@PunakiviAddikti]

Imagine if Nintendo actually tried and perfected this type of tracking for their zapper. It's surprisingly accurate. Just improve the tracking a bit, fix the controls and it can be a very good light gun.

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

If Nintendo had made this Wireless console, there would be no more Nintendo!

[@Bro-cx2jc]

@@zyzzy-ko4ww If Nintendo had done it, it would be about six times better.

[@kieranstark7213]

And the absolute worst of the worst is the LJN Video Art. THAT could be a way to conclude the Worst Console Ever series.

[@sorrenblitz805]

Or the Hyper Scan

[@sorrenblitz805]

@Long schlong okay? That doesn't make it a good system, the games looked terrible and there were only like 9 all of them kinda crappy and cheap in design. I actually never mentioned loading times.

[@Gigidag77]

Soulja Boy: *"Hold My Beer..."*

[@justinhenley8700]

Well at least Soulja Boy was a successful person, unlike you and all of the others in your fandom.

[@EpicTyphlosionTV]

@@justinhenley8700 Inb4 Nekojishi

[@justinhenley8700]

@@EpicTyphlosionTV that's a video game you halfwit. A dating game with animals at that. Compare that to a living, breathing, *existing* human, who has many people that enjoy him and his music. Go whimper in a corner and think about your actions.

[@EpicTyphlosionTV]

@@justinhenley8700 Jesus christ, it was a joke

[@justinhenley8700]

@@EpicTyphlosionTV wasn't a very good joke then.

[@OrkishEngineering]

Heres a table of contents for people who only want to watch specific parts. Chaper 1: hardware: 0:00 Chapter 2: the three military shooters: 5:41 Chapter 3: satan's shugar filled suprise: 12:54

[@technodraconic7335]

13:59 Get back in space, luma.

[@justinorlando3568]

TechnoDraconic go to Mama

[@pazzoeo]

"Wireless Air 60 + 3D = ?!?" Omg the tease

[@Alext-wx7hr]

what do you think it is

[@haruhisuzumiya6650]

@@Alext-wx7hr a 3d glasses vr games console headset

[@chrispham6599]

I love this Is how Rerez welcomes Adam into his channel

[@charlesmcclure8000]

For real? This was his start?

[@Rob23765]

Oh man, stolen asset in the Toy Land game: Pink Luma from Mario Galaxy

[@TheVicarstownSentinel]

I saw that too!

[@skyejeffries7311]

I saw it!

[@Mermi]

wow... That's pretty shady

[@tuttifrutti2093]

Timelapse 14:09

[@robloxmasterxddd9856]

also in the Net Power game, all the fish were from feeding frenzy just with slight color changes

[@Businessgoose124]

Something about the shotgun taking in batteries through the butt of the stock killed me inside. Reloading the batteries is such a cute idea I dont think I've ever seen done before, and they squandered it.

[@desflat]

Other nerds will probably mention this too, sorry if I'm repeating things. But Avatar came out in 2009, the same year that the Wireless 60 came out (supposedly). Meaning this game either predicted the movie's mech and helicopter designs, along with the name... or this actually came out AFTER the Wireless 60.

[@TJ-pg6up]

To add to dating, the thing uses a horrendous cut out of the guy from modern warfare 2 promo art for the predator screen. So it was being "developed" sometime during '09.

[@NZZN_]

I Figured out the company behind the retroplay tv and the company that made the shopping channel console. One consistency is that all of these consoles seem to have a copyright of "SR06882". Many of these consoles have this EXACT string of text as the copyright date but with one changing number (the date) I Have seen some with a date of "2009" "2005" and even "1999". I Think that's actually one of the companies that licenses out the hardware. The "1999" to "2005" ones seem to have those NES style hardware and the "2006" to "2007" seem to have SNES-like hardware, And the "2008-2011" ones seem to have SNES -style hardware again but with awful 3d prerendered sprites. I Don't think any were released after "2011" though. Fun Fact: Those "games" are stored as ".wxn" files as seen in the lexibook, And also as seen in the lexibook, The "2009-2011" consoles seem to be backwards compatible with the older consoles with the ".wxn" files. Also, One of the games says "Power joy ltd" The shopping channel one might be a variation of this. Apparently this has a cartridge too: bootleggames.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Joy_Classic_TV_Game

[@Ze_eT]

Note that these are bootlegged games and the original bootlegs (Not the original game, the first bootleg) may have had exactly that. But nice theory.

[@crazyivan030983]

You both are very natural in your anger :) (in all "bad" series) . Cool to watch :) greetings from Poland :)

[@quithsturge3398]

I remember seeing this online. I'll be sure to pick it up next time I find it.

[@surberus23]

So... how many takes did you need to nail that sweet shotgun twirl at 3:34?

[@dj-um7el]

I swear, Shane and Adam are some of the funniest people on KZbin!

[@MYNAMACHEF]

That animated intro + that music + Videogames + Canada What is this, Scott Pilgrim?

[@gameboi20]

MY NAMA CHEF they are both Canada

[@nologinplease]

The more agitated he gets, the more Shane starts sounding like Shaggy from Scooby Doo!

[@thistoxicguy7219]

nologinplease Like zoinks Scoob!

[@hippiedave1362]

Ruh-roh!

[@shadowdragon236]

He's turning into the best Anime Character

[@Fenrir_Formally_Rye]

He begins to sound like Micheal J. Fox when he runs short of breath and continues talking.

[@Serena13]

nologinplease Zoinks!