Ride to Hell: Retribution - Just Bad Games

Worst Game Ever!? Probably! Deep Silver & Eutechnyx tried to make a GTA ripoff with zero effort. We review every glitch, bug, fail and error that made us angry in Ride To Hell: Retribution.
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[@Laxhoop]

The “1%”on the box art of this game, is how finished it is.

[@sean929]

Aggreed

[@strange_tom]

Great thinking

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

Makes the most sense.

[@cyberprime9355]

The other 99% is something that even the most barebones shovelware would consider abhorrent

[@alexandermutsaers2693]

I thought that was the Metacritic score.

[@brucecampbellschin8632]

Let's not forget most of these love scenes are immediately after the women have been sexually assaulted which makes them way creepier.

[@mihirlavande]

Ah, the ol rape n' switch.

[@ziqqerlad]

And they're clothed

[@robbiewalker2831]

That depends on the context.

[@zoisite_moon2828]

Oh, and I guess he'll never bring these up to Ellie ever since that would mean admitting to cheating on her numerous times. He's so incorrigible. /s

[@icravedeath.1200]

Yeah, at least give them a year or two, to try to let them help themselves with their performances.

[@lunondisposable5382]

Imagine if the whole game was just Jake's dying mind after being shot in the beginning, and the increasingly crazy glitches are him slipping closer and closer to death

[@dankyjoker]

That is now cannon and you won't convince me otherwise.

[@tutunaku]

I like to think he died in Vietnam

[@MePatra]

I think you just fixed the game

[@ProjectRedfoot]

​@@tutunaku Jake's Ladder

[@garethmoores4168]

Isn't that basically the plot of the movie 'Jacobs Ladder ' ?🤔

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

Honestly Jake's insane leaps of logic and nigh insatiable bloodlust might be PTSD from Vietnam

[@peterr.h.theblackice7722]

Yeah, Brutal War Can Give Military Soldiers PTSD, The Vietnam War Is An Prime Example.

[@brawler5760]

But they never even capitalize on it, his expression remains the same throughout the entire game and they never dive deep into his experience with the Vietnam War.

[@memememe609]

Listen, I know PTSD is a horrid thing, but I'm pretty sure most war vets wouldn't steal a gas tanker, crash it into an electric power plant, and blow it up, all while commiting mass murder of innocent civilians or cops that could aid Jake, all in order to depower a high-voltage fence defending a field.

[@vincentcriscenzo1709]

Lol I bet that's the same cope the devs used

[@hedgehog3180]

That's not what PTSD does though.

[@ryangagne5321]

The only good & the most memorable part of this game is Jake's INSANE logic of how to turn off an electric fence, by comitting a terrorist attack at the local dam. There needs to be more games that give you an overkill option for solving basic puzzles that require common sense, as a secret joke solution to the problem.

[@wilmagregg3131]

could totally fit in just cause or the gta series or saints row but they went to space so i dont know how another game could exist there

[@spinyjustspiny3289]

"I need to turn off the electric fence. Thus I will track down the power plant the owner of the fence gets power from, steal a gas tanker, get into a prolonged police and gang shootout, ram into the power plant, and make my way all the way back to the fence to hop it"

[@420mralucard]

If they leaned into it as Jake having Vietnam PTSD like Rambo, it would be an interesting story element.

[@thatsawrapstudios2674]

Spiderman point and click game, look it up

[@jcruz5050]

Thats like trying to starve your enemy to death by blowing up all the grocery stores in town mass murdering everybody along the way! Genius! Lmao

[@StateBlaze1989]

The fact they turned off the game music so everything is in total silence makes this so much better.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Ha

[@ronburgundy244]

That's just how the cutscenes are though.

[@DarknetDude]

Intercourse with clothes on? Mostly bulletproof people? Magical motorcycles? This world is either a very awesome or very terrible place.

[@turricanrocks1552]

Both.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Its so baf its good. I wanna play it

[@thomaslamson299]

Its neither. Its just programmed like ass.

[@brawler5760]

It’s both.

[@BinglesP]

Cool world, bad experience emulating living in it

[@heikkiremes5661]

The lackluster "Aaaarh!" after killing Anvil is just amazing voice acting.

[@favoritemustard3542]

...made me think of Charlie Brown lol **whiff** 🏈💨🦶➿🤸‍♂️ 🔶️〰️ *_*AAUGH!!*_*

[@cyberprime9355]

"I dunno how to ride a motorbike. AAAAAHHHH-" *Explosion* Motor kombat in a nutshell

[@razielmauro9559]

Holy hell i remember that

[@SuperNitroZ64]

I first read the "Motor Kombat" part as Mortal Kombat

[@destroyerofworlds4663]

@@SuperNitroZ64 same

[@shadowpeople2645]

Motor kombat needs to come back same with chess

[@TangerineWallaby343]

@@shadowpeople2645 Mortal Kombat was started as an arcade game by Midway (NBA Jam, NFL Blitz, CarnEvil, Hydro Thunder) in 1992 with digitized graphics.

[@hackerp49]

So this game is basically a big budget debug menu.

[@orderofmagnitude-TPATP]

Yeah! Great analogy

[@lulubugs2752]

This comment deserves to be immortalized

[@kyler247]

But you don't have access to the debug menu?

[@FullMetalPanicNL]

Fun fact: The game was actually removed from Steam.

[@shcdemolisher]

it's not a fun fact, it's common knowledge.

[@karlsmith4270]

In fact, every digital store front. Probably for the greater good.

[@ZEPHER356]

i wonder why? oh yes the game is so bad that my eyes start to melt lol

[@mariodacostamosteiro7262]

@@ZEPHER356 I think it's because the studio who made it went bankrupt

[@momchilandonov]

@@mariodacostamosteiro7262 I don't think this makes much sense. Wouldn't the cashflow from sells help fight the debt?

[@FoxIord]

I have to say, the UI design in this game is *excellent.* I'm not even kidding, I love the menus. They look exactly like pop art of the 60s. It legitimately reminds me of how Bioshock does menus.

[@marksism4292]

Yeah the drug selling menus seemed pretty legit. It’s a shame that’s all they knew how to do.

[@willyeeton4390]

They had one (1) graphic designer who knew how to do their job.

[@nthgth]

Ironically, IMHO the best motorcycle game ever - Road Rash 64 - had very basic, rudimentary menus and UI. Like THQ wanted as little effort put into it as possible as long as it's functional and not buggy.

[@Trelior]

@@nthgth Frankly, I would take a barebones menu on a functional game over a pretty menu on a smoldering turd.

[@FoxIord]

@@Trelior Well, obviously, but I wanted to bring some attention to the menus because their style could be used in a much better game.

[@nonAehT]

Fun Fact: On the PC version, If you disable mouse acceleration in the .ini files (because you can't in the options) The Crosshair and Point of Aim will desynchronize, making it almost impossible to shoot anything. Which is probably the reason you can't disable it in the game.

[@brawler5760]

Wow, amazing…

[@soylentgreenb]

That's only slightly less weird than what happened if you allow Skyrim to run at >100 FPS instead of limiting it to 60 as is default. Ingame time desynchronizes from clock time; so the clock will after some days say it is 1 AM while the sun clearly shows its around noon. Also if the framerate is high enough there are massive physics bugs and the horse cart ride will tip upside down and softlock the game; pots and pans will fly off shelves and sometimes kill you.

[@Muhammad-lq7fu]

Gonna try

[@MattMcMuscles]

While certainly offensively bad, the game is also hilariously entertaining in the worst way! It comes full circle and becomes a "The Room" like trainwreck. I'd recommend playing this over something like Batman Dark Tomorrow or Drake and the 99 Dragons.

[@78BAAL]

One of the best bad games ever.

[@StormsparkPegasus]

Yep, this game is definitely "so bad it's good". My favorite part is the fully clothed dry humping "sex" scenes.

[@kaiser9321]

It takes itself so seriously that you just want to see it to the end?

[@teagunlinger]

Do a crossover already!

[@UnstablePax]

And now Jake drives the school bus!

[@raulgorgulio9834]

The only thing I like about the game - retro advertising aesthetics of UI. It doesn't look like a cheap parody, the style reproduced accurately and with a good amount of attention to details. It's a pity that the same approach didn't apply to the game itself(

[@Jakepearl13]

I’d kill to see a game that nails this style again

[@dtm_666]

Rerez in 2015: "Let's find the Positives." Rerez in 2021: ...

[@destroyerofworlds4663]

There are no positives. And if there are, the game crashes which ruins it

[@Straviradius]

I would argue the game crashing is a positive because you aren't playing it anymore.

[@destroyerofworlds4663]

Except these guys have to play it to get the full game, so whenever it does, they have to restart

[@negativedumpster9778]

Thing is, this is Ride To Hell. The closest thing to a "positive" this game has is knowing where you're supposed to go 90% of the time.

[@MinhMinh-iz9ob]

Rerez 1 day later: IT"S JUST BAD!!!!!

[@reviathan3524]

20:49 I remembered when Projared reviewed this and at this part he detailed his strategy of winning the fights as the video showed him kicking nonstop.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

That was hilarious. I wish he still did those sorts of reviews.

[@heyitzrare]

Who knew the kick was mightier than the sword?

[@Gaminggod1997BAGR]

What a masterful joke he did

[@21weberer]

@@heyitzrare Hey all!

[@crazydud3380]

That was classic!

[@svenolson7784]

Some of the environments look pretty decent. You can tell for a while They really tried and then they gave up and definitely released the game unfinished.

[@wadmodderschalton5763]

But they are way too linear & inferior. (11:18, 29:28, 29:51, 30:48, 33:04, 33:21)

[@MrBrandonStar]

The developers really jammed their head far up there asses

[@Ukiby3000]

Honestly, the initial idea they had, a sort of GTA-like game with a 60's-70's setting sounds pretty damn awesome and I would probably try playing it even though I'm not very good at these type of games. I feel we were robbed of something really cool...

[@billdewald373]

try Mafia 3 - 1960s New Orleans.

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

​@@billdewald373 That's how Mafia works.

[@hedgehog3180]

Something similar to Red Dead in tone set in the 60s could actually work pretty great but that is more or less Mafia 3

[@crazydud3380]

Yeah, as others have said, you can get that experience from Mafia. Particularly Mafia 3.

[@austins.2495]

The love scenes are so funny though. It’s like they built a game around the “hot coffee” feature in San Andreas.

[@RobertPlays]

Long ago, in the year 2015, this game was reviewed on an episode of positives... Now? It's time to see Shane and Adam rip this game a new one! I'm SO ready for this!

[@thewholecircus]

I miss positives and negatives. Now we have just bad and just good games that highlight the bad or good, respectively.

[@Acacius1992]

@@thewholecircus Yeah I honestly enjoyed especially the negatives Videos. Especially if they made of extremly popular games simply becauce it can be refreshing a more critical view on them.

[@merikishtar]

Knew I seen them cover this game before Was about to search their catalog but decided to browse the comment section first

[@nyahnyahson523]

@@Acacius1992 Popular games are ripped to shreds all the time these days, so there's not much of a point to it.

[@sralismazgalis]

Why did Eutechnyx make exclusively either underrated bangers or just pure distilled shovelware

[@0rganfarmer]

What else did they make? Wiki just seems like racing games.

[@rodriguezracer4567]

@@0rganfarmer Ford Mustang: The Legend Lives and Ford vs. Chevy made up my childhood (I'm poor shut up) It was rather a shock to find out Eutechnyx made this crap

[@jakd.rabbit]

@@0rganfarmer some pretty crappy Nascar games that probably used the same engine and would crash in the car customization area and also suffered from very bad load times. Edit: The Activision published standard Nascar titles.

[@error4159]

Most Euro devs catalogs are like theirs.

[@DestinyZX1]

They also made Warhammer 40k Storm of Vengeance

[@LoganWH8]

Colt: where’d he get that vest from? Smarter Jake: He just bought it from a thrift shop. Colt: oh, is that all? In that case, you’re free to go. And I’d recommend the kid ditch the vest. The guy it used to belong to made a lot of enemies. Smarter Jake: thanks for the tip. Don’t worry, you won’t see it or us again.

[@swaggerdagger8976]

"Mom can we get Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned ?" "We have Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned at home." Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned at home:

[@iaincowell9747]

Remember the hype for this game before it came out? A full game kind of like Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned, hell yes! Then we got this abomination

[@Jakepearl13]

“Aaaargh!!!”

[@Kashif96103]

Crazy how this game has the exact same plot set up as Mafia 3 Shortly after the protagonist returns from Vietnam in the 60s, his family get murdered in cold blood by a gang. The rest of the game is about getting revenge on said gang. The main difference being Ride to Hell features bikers and Mafia is about... the Mafia

[@Mageman17]

I think there's two more reasons, but they're kinda covered up and I'm having a hard time remembering what they were.

[@robbiewalker2831]

@Lassi Kinnunen 81 Common plots sounds like a reasonable excuse. The thing is the execution has to be important as well.

[@pchtommy1268]

And both games are bad only difference one is the worst game of the year and one is mediocre

[@TangerineWallaby343]

@@pchtommy1268 And RtH was going to be a GTA-like game; shortly after the original protagonist (Roy) returns from Vietnam in the 60s, he find out that his world have changed. He would soon join a Biker Gang named Devil’s Hand: this would start the game’s adventure, with the mission to earn respect for the gang, to make it grow and heighten your reputation as one of the best bikers. This had effects on gameplay and on the game’s NPCs, with other bikers following you as a posse, drivers being weary about you and Police trying to arrest your gang. All depending on how you would play.

[@theoneandonlyartyom]

after all the patches i think mafia 3 is a decent game, shitty repetitive gameplay and dead open world but the story was well executed and the characters were well built

[@ManinTidyWhities]

For a dev company that specializes in NASCAR racing games, it's really ironic that they can't even get the bike driving part right

[@d_denragon]

The game titled "Ride to Hell". But the devs didn't mention that the moment you begin the game, you're already in their Hell

[@BinglesP]

Development Hell, to be exact

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

​​@@BinglesP Ride To Development Hell

[@andrewcruz1931]

Try again

[@Canada1994]

I saw Angry Joe's and Projared's review of this game and I saw a copy of this at the local pawn shop. I asked to look at it mentioning that I knew it was bad. The owner said "You want to look at a game you know is bad?" I know someone else bought the game and I feel so sorry for that guy.

[@WC3fanatic997]

Honestly if I saw a physical copy of this game anywhere in good condition I would legitimately buy it simply because of the fact it's an artifact at this point. A monument of pure, terrible shittiness permanently enshrined into a corporeal form, a piece of video game history that would eventually be left behind if not for it's own, singular existence in my hands. Kind of like the game P.N.03 from the old CAPCOM 5, which was, while perfectly playable, graphically smooth and bug-free, so bland and unremarkable that almost no one even remembers it, but I have a copy my dad got my all those years ago, still in perfectly pristine condition. Pieces of history, good or bad.

[@nekonomicon2983]

@@WC3fanatic997 I would buy it just to destroy it

[@alexandermutsaers2693]

Ah, 2013...the year in gaming that gave us Bioshock Infinite, The Last of Us, Papers Please, Saints Row IV... Well, they can't all be winners

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

2013 was an amazing year for me, but this awful game shows that even the best years of my life have trash

[@JavierHardeman199X]

DmC

[@anueutsuho7425]

Also The Wonderful 101, Pikmin 3, Touhou 14: Double Dealing Character

[@SMILEeyY191]

You forgot gta V

[@philtkaswahl2124]

I replayed the part with Grandpappy pulling out that guitar perhaps a little more than I should.

[@UltimatePerfection]

Please use the full title: Ride to hell: Retribution 1% That last part is significant, because it shows how much of the game was tested before the release and how many bugs found were fixed in it.

[@the_hamrat]

I don't think it was ever tested. This is like a pre-alpha copy that got released

[@TangerineWallaby343]

@@the_hamrat Pre-alpha was when the game was originally announced in 2008 as an open-world game with Roy instead of Jake (it was supposed to be released in 2009).

[@brawler5760]

@@TangerineWallaby343 Was Roy the original main protagonist?

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

1% "Finished" 99% GLICTHES

[@KetwunsGamingPad]

This game was subtitled with “Retribution” because the publisher was punished criminally for allowing an unfinished mess to hit the store shelves!

[@giuseppeianniello1998]

13:43 Looks like Shane is having a “great time” during quarantine

[@mintstar3703]

He is just as dried up from being locked at home as I am.

[@ultimate4323]

1:59 Wasn't expecting this joke but I welcome it with open arms.

[@AlastorAltruistGaming]

I’ve heard “Ride To Hell: Retribution” was bad, but I never thought it would devolve into being THIS bad! They had FIVE YEARS to make it better, but they chose not to! And this being powered by the Unreal Engine makes it incredibly insulting! This is the same Goddamn engine that runs Bioshock, Mortal Kombat & PUBG! At least Fallout New Vegas runs better than this! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@microwavingmachine5777]

That moment when you realize that this game came out in the same year as The Last of Us and BioShock infinite

[@Smashbrofan78]

I rather play bioshock infinite, at least that game fun but also challenging.

[@Rokabur]

Bioshit Infinite and The Fucked of Us are just as bad as this garbage.

[@Smashbrofan78]

@@Rokabur hahaha. Good nicknames for those games

[@microwavingmachine5777]

@@Rokabur Are you serious?

[@turricanrocks1552]

@@Rokabur Dude, this isn't 2016, grow up.

[@TheLowBrassDude]

Now we need you guys to play Drake of the 99 dragons

[@JP_Crimson]

Ghost of wasted money: NOOOOOOOO!

[@shawklan27]

Am I......INVINCCCCIIIIBBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE! Fucking Dies

[@BlazeHeartPanther]

@@shawklan27 Drake: Nothing can stop me now! (jumps out a window to the pavement down below)

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Them: AAAAAAAA

[@TangerineWallaby343]

@@dimitriwarchief301 In GTA V free-roam, Trevor and his motorcycle in Sandy Shores with 60s country music looks like if RtH could have been.

[@aiis6821]

*sees Rerez finally review RIde to Hell:Retribution* Me:"And that is destiny fulfilled."

[@alexalexander1772]

This timeline is officially coming to an end. Hopefully there’s a save from October 2019.

[@chanzeleondreideleon2152]

"Rlde"

[@songohan3321]

Imagine if this game was available for Google Stadia.

[@carloseduardoleodorodemori3224]

Slide show: Money Wasted Retribution 0%

[@frostyjones8685]

Imagine if this game actually got a sequel

[@destroyerofworlds4663]

@@frostyjones8685 Pain

[@mihirlavande]

Imagine if this game was available for Ouya.

[@StateBlaze1989]

9:02 Because the shots were fired off screen and we don't really see Jake injured, I like to assume they completely missed and Jake just imagined himself getting shot.

[@andrewcruz1931]

Mamalo

[@Elementa2006]

13:30 The Golgo 13 NES game had that same "have a good time for replenishing health" mechanic, the difference being that it was less explicit and it was like a one time thing in the entire game.

[@dustinsteele3069]

The music during the weird part was used in Wendigoon's Disturbing Movie Iceberg and it just brought back memories

[@tigerninja25robot82]

7:05 I don't know how to ride a motorbike! RAAAAA!

[@alexshayatovich8722]

The sad thing is that. In 2008 it's sounds amazing. I remember being really excited for it, just like the Las Vegas game. Sometimes it better to just cancel the game or start over.

[@Njsmooth60]

28:50 Am I the only one that imagined this in the voice of the "Video Game Glitch Gremlin"?

[@JustYourLocalGuyWhoPostClips]

From avgn yes

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

That's because Ride To Hell Retribution was probably programmed by the Glitch Gremlin.

[@edplaysbass7003]

This looks like the gaming equivalent of handing in a first draft and expect it to get full marks

[@nthgth]

Unrelated, but I think that's how the Star Wars prequels got made

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

No written first draft deserves such a crazy insult.

[@TheReaperofHades]

"This was PLAN A to get through a fence!" ~Darklordjadow1

[@Sparksterchan]

1) With how many people requested this game, and what little I knew about it, I was super excited to see this get done and I was not disappointed. Shane and Adam, I salute you. You do a great service to us. 2) That red ring joke got me 🤣

[@nthgth]

Hahaha yes, I missed that at first, it's really quick 🤣

[@Nihonguy]

The longer the game goes on the more ludicrous things get. Its like the game developers gave up and just did whatever they felt like.

[@corymorimacori1059]

Thx for taking my recommendation. You guys are the best for reviews, gameplays and etc

[@ImJustLayZ]

No

[@cyberprime9355]

@@corymorimacori1059 Rerez is the best

[@cyberprime9355]

@@ImJustLayZ Hey Ruv

[@therubennation8700]

@@corymorimacori1059 yeah sorry, saw a reply saying "No" thought of joining "how could you put them through that" but now see my mistake... Sorry

[@jaydemo367]

Just remember someone somewhere in the studio play tested the living crap out of this and said: "Great let's release it as is"

[@klokateer4372]

15:30 that must be an enchantment table lol

[@bellabarahona5948]

There was actually a cut reason for Jake recovering from the bullets after Mikey's death. According to some scrapped material, the reason why Jake survives getting shot multiple times after Mikey is killed is because he was experimented on in Vietnam.

[@briancaro196]

24:33 Every Rerez video that comes out I'm more convinced that Shane is losing it.

[@PearangeProductions]

The Board James effect is starting to take its' toll on Shane (and possibly Adam, too)...

[@do3807]

You guys have stupid crazy good production value, and it makes your content that much better. Keep on keepin on

[@nignamedmutt7270]

I honestly kept mistaking them for being like a spinoff of VOX, or any of those other trashy blog sites that try to get into gaming. These guys are actually really good(and if they ARE somehow involved with one of these sites, they're likely the only redeeming quality of whatever site they're from)

[@explodingtomahawks7589]

I always enjoy the edits where you're showcasing something bad and it's just awkward silence throughout. So funny and makes me laugh every time.

[@Froggievilleus]

Congratulations! We finally found the one person who downloaded the DLC to this turkey.

[@lucky1954]

Reez is hands down the best edit in the video game industry

[@qty1315]

Dude, you have a cool opportunity hear to edit your comment about editing! Take it! Take hold of this flame! Don't let your dreams be memes! JUST DO IT!!

[@quithsturge3398]

This comment is hands down the best nonedit in the comment indusry

[@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269]

Haa! And your comment looks like it was created by the developers of Ride to Hell Retribution. 😆 I Do agree with what you are saying though.👍

[@harpritamdhaliwal1636]

REEZEZ PIZEZ

[@stoozdee]

@@harpritamdhaliwal1636 by the fistful

[@docvince1491]

Finally! They’re doing the Plan 9 From Outer Space of video games!

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

Ride To Hell Retribution is a blatant embarrassment to Plan 9 From Outer Space.

[@crazydud3380]

If this is the Plan 9 of video games, what does that make Big Rigs?

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

@@crazydud3380 Even Big Rigs is a lot more competent than Ride To Hell Retribution and its crazy glitches eat entire galaxies for breakfast :)

[@charlesgrybosky1916]

@@crazydud3380 Manos The Hands of Fate.

[@alucardomalvadosyasociados5399]

And what game would be The Room of video games?

[@JadedJester739]

@27:20 the one on the left doesn't seem to be casting a shadow... and the one on the right who is, seems to be hovering over the ground lol

[@Crowley9]

I watched a stream of someone playing through this game. At one point he suddenly started constantly failing to slide under obstacles. Some people came up with the theory that since this started happening after he customized the bike, maybe that actually alters the bike's hitbox and can make it impossible to successfully do the slides.

[@DarknetDude]

I really enjoy this channel, it's one of my favorite to watch. My favorite reviews by far is probably the Batman games you reviewed, the quick-paced humor and the effort put into the reviews makes me wonder why this channel doesn't have more subscribers.

[@lucky1954]

He will be really big 3yrs later

[@cyberprime9355]

One of my favorite review channels. They just dis and roast every game when they highlight games like this

[@cwooo8476]

I think it's purely because of their non consistency in uploading, it does take a while to produce something good, but youtube doesn't like it when you are a quantity over quality. They will give you attention, but not nearly enough that you'd deserve.

[@andrewcruz1931]

Gtfo with your typical “ you deserve more subscribers “ comment .

[@WH250398]

Just to give you an idea how bad the shooting is: Me and a friend spent an hour getting a trophy that requires you to hit every target on a firing range.

[@jacksonteller3973]

I managed to do that in like 10 minutes on 360.

[@WH250398]

@@jacksonteller3973 We even went as far as changing the sensitivity for all three weapons seperately lol

[@stupidragerantroastoftakes2981]

*Insert Goofy fall scream* 22:06

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

AAAAA-HOHOHOHO-EEEE

[@houraisheperd9721]

That 360 towel joke was amazing.

[@evanhanley6437]

This and Angry Joe's review of the game will live on forever.

[@magentapurpleyap5566]

One of the funniest review of Angry Joe.

[@theaspectofvoid]

What was AJs quote? "even the unpaid intern, who wrote the Script, was so embarassed by it" xD

[@microwavingmachine5777]

There's also one by Pro Jared

[@sofiaciel7599]

Also Jeff Gerstmann's and Vinny Caravella's bewilderment in the Giant Bomb Quick Look of this game!

[@emperorfaiz]

Fly off to the right and explode!

[@akhimahathir2004]

11:56 👩: Pants. 👨: Pants.

[@MetalinMyVeins4evr]

The quality of Rerez content is unparalleled. I'm so entertained from the first second right down to the last

[@nayrzabear4443]

I'd like to say, despite the countless reviews and talking about this game i dont think i've ever heard any of them mention anything about "the second half" of the game just about every review i've personally seen stops on the last brother killer. Also i've never heard a single person mention the DLC which is really suprising, as that really changes the view of the game devs, since if they just dropped the game itself and abandoned it, it could at least be seen as them just wanting to wash their hands of a failed ambitious product. But the fact the realeased DLC really shows they dont care about quality, and just wanted more money. This review really puts this game in a whole new perspective. Rerez keep up the good work , you're JBG is honestly the best way to learn about some of these games. too many other youtubers focus on making their "review" funny instead of actually showing the game.

[@brawler5760]

I feel like they stopped at Colt being killed because they knew the rest of this game would be a giant trash heap, and so would Cook’s Mad Recipe.

[@JW666]

The story and the look of the game sounds and looks interesting and it really could have been great, it's too bad the execution of the gameplay, the storytelling and how the game was made where really bad! If Rockstar Games had been behind this one, the game and the storytelling would have been better and great!

[@danick00]

Now only AVGN need to review this game and the prophecy wil be completed

[@mr.monotone1908]

yes

[@waled7564]

He is probably take 10 years at the minimum to do that

[@brevin630]

Okay, so, I think I might know the reason why all the "sex" scenes are fully clothed. Now, this is just speculation, so I could be wrong, but I think it was due to rating complications. I think the sex scenes were initially meant to be, at the very least, partially nude. This is because, after some people have dug through the game files, a model of the first girl was found without her top, with fully modeled, ehm, bajimbos. However, I think that, if the sex scenes were to be left in with the nude model, the ESRB most likely would have given the game an 'Adults Only' rating, which would have prevented it from being released on consoles. So, instead of just removing these scenes and adding actual health and ammo pick-ups, they just placed the clothed models on the animation rigs, because the devs just couldnt make this game without the objectification of women.

[@trevingrayek8292]

Love how the context for most of those events is saving women from creeps trying to assault them and then going “Mmm, that put me in the mood. 😘” That’s all kinds of YIKES

[@DeliciousHotShmoze]

Sounds likely, especially when you remember the whole GTA Hot Coffee controversy.

[@rna151]

Which does bring up the obvious question of how they thought they could swing nude sex scenes in without getting the dread AO rating in the first place...

[@ZetaCancri]

bajimbos 🤣

[@Mageman17]

Yep, AO means no release on consoles. PC release is possible, but Euthecnyx (?) would have had to set up their own website storefront to sell the PC version, because Steam won't carry it.

[@adizzmal]

18:04 this joke got me pretty good

[@HinokasArabfan1]

Half hour special? oooooh.

[@juzoinui4627]

Indeed this is pretty long and I love it

[@PhazonEnder]

Including this video, 3 of the last 4 episodes have been over 30 minutes long.

[@YOEL_44]

I'm surprised Eutechnix didn't have some decent driving phisics, they were quite good at it back in the day, Street Racing Syndicate is certainly not the best tuning game ever, but it's probably one of the most reallistic when it comes to driving

[@camero4134]

That game was actually done by another company, then they got bankrupt and Eutechnyx took it out

[@YOEL_44]

@@camero4134 That's actually true, that wasn't the best example, what about Ferrari Challenge Trofeo Pirelli, I've played it on the Wii and it feels like a serious racing simulator, they also did Nascar games but I didn't play those, they also worked on Auto Club Revolution, wich didn't receive a full release but was also quite realistic.

[@TangerineWallaby343]

@@YOEL_44 SRS if Genki's Fast & Furious game done right.

[@brawler5760]

The only logical assumption here is that bike physics are different from car physics. The MotoGP series is a good example of that…

[@K9RacingAndStuff]

Hell, even around that time (2010-2015), if there was one thing the Eutchnyx-developed NASCAR games had, it was really good player car physics.

[@BlissBee]

hard to believe this series has turned 2 years old and what a wild ride this has been so far

[@sleepygraham5482]

Yall made my day, my family watched this with me and we had the best night in a while

[@benjamingreenwood7370]

I literally JUST finished watching your Charlie's Angels review and this popped up after, I'm immensely happy.

[@setsers1]

Awww

[@orvilleredenpiller338]

“How exactly should we implement this into the ga-“ [Ad.] I’m not sure if you were doing a thing there, but if that was a thing you did there then I saw it.

[@xDovahOG]

28:51 the Glitch Gremlin came back with a vengeance

[@ideitbawxproductions1880]

What was this game's greatest contribution to the history of video games? 13:42 Shane bashing Barbie dolls together with that terrifying incel blank stare will live rent free in my head, forever

[@woolfieMcP]

Should have had AVGN's glitch goblin as a guest star

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

Ride To Hell Retribution was probably programmed by the Glitch Gremlin.

[@hotgirlsarehot]

26:08 is too funny. He barely holds his laughter, lol

[@BoxesWorld]

14:05 Now aside from the weirdest thing in this game being the fully clothed intercourse especially given the context, we have Jake snapping a dude's neck with him on one bike and the other dude on his own, both at full speed down the road, with his hands not even making contact with his head

[@Kate_Hanami]

22:00 maybe no one played this game long enough to find that bug

[@CalTheHogNosedBat]

13:48, where can I get that banana shirt?

[@W0lfenstrike]

21:40 - That's insulting to the poor N64, at least it _tried_ to render textures with the best detail possible, which admitedly wasn't much considering the puny and slow memory of the N64 paired with a small cartridge, but this piece of sh!t doesn't render at all!

[@monke12354]

Games like this always make me feel like sometimes devs think more about how cool a game with all these superficial inlfuences would be rather than "I can really imagine making a FUN GAME out of all these influences"

[@pchtommy1268]

Jakes kill counter: 10:33 (that transition from axe kill to bike was smooth) 14:44 23:23-24:08 25:00 How to win a fight simply kick the opponent to death 20:38 28:44 Glitch Gremlin

[@mariajimenafigueroa233]

Shane: Is Jake the bad guy?

[@GmacAttack]

@@mariajimenafigueroa233 Adam: YES. JAKE IS THE F*****G BAD GUY.

[@killarilla6780]

I rather ride to the real hell than play this game for 15 minutes

[@WickedPhase]

LMAO 💀

[@FlapHedge]

21:48 Oi even the N64 had decent textures That looks more like a deresolution situation

[@Blind-Ambition]

You know when you have watched these episodes too much when someone comes into your store with a box of games, you dig through them and see this one - all of a sudden a montage of this episode plays in your head with one of those money ghosts appearing with "not worth it" and then farting out of existence.

[@CyonisCyberFox]

This game is what I feared Days Gone to be. True that game wasn't amazing, but it was a vastly superior game involving biker culture than this ever was

[@Tronathon242]

I remember being excited when I first saw news articles. I thought it'd be amazing. It was amazingly bad.

[@darkreyule]

19:29 is one of the best things I've seen in 40 years of gaming.

[@nthgth]

Haha he looks around like "what's happening??"

[@TheSuperSmashBros01]

“A delayed game is eventually good, but a rushed game is forever bad.” These are the words from Shigeru Miyamoto that says this. And Ride to Hell is a fine example of a game that was rushed with so many problems at launch that it just wasn’t ready to be released.

[@acewolfgang276]

Duke Nukem is a testament against that

[@2Scribble]

This doesn't really work with that quote - this game was originally announced in 2008...

[@novato455]

We need an episode about Aliens Colonial Marines (without Templar's fx graphic mod and AI fix of course.)

[@TheMDXtremeReal]

13:43 That part had me fkin dying xD

[@DasNordlicht91]

Between this and the WWE stable called “Retribution”, that word alone should be a red flag on things with that name.

[@nthgth]

At lease "revengeance" is a funny portmanteau

[@Dr.DagNabit]

"Let's rev up the 360 disc drive and-" **RED RING OF DEATH**

[@w3irdn3rd]

22:49 "if this game was a pizza it would have been delivered as a raw dough in a wet sock" I'm going to regret asking, but why is the sock wet?