Rogue Warrior - Just Bad Games

[@rerez]

A note from management: Shane wrote the line about C4 being dangerous to have a lit cigar around. C4 doesn’t explode from cigar heat. Shane knows nothing about explosives. Shane has said he’s very sorry and we are now forcing him to play the game again as punishment.

[@paliga9837]

lol

[@nevada2765]

absolute bruh moment shane. shame on you

[@Safarichromosomeslol]

Rip Shane

[@2Scribble]

Oh come on - shave his balls - drag him behind a car - don't make him play the game again!

[@aarondevack1912]

Make him play 7 times over. That's even worse.

[@loneronin6813]

So basically, this guy is his own fanfic writer? Evidently there is no bigger fan of Richard Marcinko than Richard Marcinko.

[@dante7302]

The books arent the worst, but this game, oof

[@haywardbarrows5906]

gET MeGgy shE wrITes FanFICtIoN

[@PearangeProductions]

hayward barrows Was that a nod to SMG4?

[@Mateus_Carvalho]

Put him and Frank Dux in a room and you'd have a pretty good action movie script. Just have to filter the bollocks.

[@Xehanort10]

Yeah. It's basically a game based on an egomaniac Navy soldier who wrote books about a fictional self insert Gary Stu version of himself. In the books he probably portrays himself as invincible effortlessly killing all his enemies.

[@labenvenci1584]

Fun Fact : Marcinco saw gameplay of this and found it funny. He loved the kill moves and laughed his butt off at the excessive cursing. He found the whole game more stupid then something big and groundbreaking.

[@daveintheAM]

Yeah, i could see him just liking the fact he got a video game, rather than make something legendary. Kinda like the smaller athletes who get licensed games like Flutie or Warner, besides the nice check, its probably just cool

[@WillieManga]

I'd love to see an LP of him playing it. I know he's not a gamer, but it would be entertaining.

[@L_Train]

If you've read his book, you know he has a sense of humor and obviously knows his game was over the top. Yet cretins and reprobates everywhere think it's supposed to be serious. They don't realize how ignorant they sound by thinking they're making fun of it.

[@NoahDaArk]

@@L_Train Just uh… wish the game was good

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

@@L_Train Not enough is given to clearly discern this was meant to be satire so judging it critically as being serious makes sense. Good that the guy does have a sense of humor though, but the developers forgot to add that in.

[@Mgauge]

For all its faults, I applaud the game’s courage to asks the question “can you write a script entirely out of profanity and the sound of stabbing”? Turns out, no, but I respect the attempt.

[@brawler715]

Atleast we know you can’t make a serious and good story just off of being “mAtUrE” and “eDgY”

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@brawler715too edgy in fact.

[@Schnort]

​@@brawler715 Sonic found that out the hard way, twice.

[@chloerogers8841]

This feels like how a 5 year old playing with plastic soldiers imagines the military. Big, strong men doing shooty shooty and saying no no words because they manly adults

[@Dreigonix]

In other words, the average American’s perception of the military?

[@YOUareCOOL96]

Yes

[@YOUareCOOL96]

Yes

[@nthgth]

Idk how many 5-year-olds were polled for that impression, but I'd bet most young people's impression of military stuff is more in line with _Modern Warfare_ than this obscure game. Even in 2009.

[@TheLambdaTeam]

Hey, I like shooty-shooty and say no-no words! It fills me wit' determination! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@montague4931]

“Rogue Warrior has stopped working.” Me: When did it ever _start_ working?

[@dubstepbee6892]

the answer to that my friend is never all though then again this IS bethesda were talking about

[@JagoShogun]

gahteem

[@johnvalle0130]

Is a question scientists have been wandering for a long time.

[@tylern6420]

Swear_amplifier_and_game_crasher.exe is now starting!

[@CornerstoneMinistry316]

It IS Bethesda afterall

[@mar_speedman]

"This game crashed over 44 times!" Maybe the game was just trying to tell you something, here. Mainly: STOP PLAYING ME!

[@razorbulan]

lol

[@evanlight2550]

Perhaps the wasted-money Ghost possessed the game telling them to stop

[@battlion507]

Jeez, and I thought Spec Ops The Line/ MGS2 was subtle with the "stop playing the game" trope.

[@SanicConnoisseur_91]

They could’ve bought it off of eBay or Amazon or something for the other platforms Unless the thing was digital only

[@adultmoshifan87]

Had Shane not put all his eggs in the digital basket, he’d know that Rogue Warrior was released physically on consoles! If I was a close friend of his, I would’ve bought him a copy! Sometime in the next few weeks, despite having Disney+, I WILL buy the complete series Blu Ray of Chip n Dale Rescue Rangers! Still, I would like Rerez to, in the future, look at Congo on the Saturn, Blade Dancer on the PSP, Activision’s 2 SpongeBob games on the Xbox 360, maybe Power Rangers Megaforce on the Nintendo 3DS?

[@jeremywilliams5141]

Rogue Warrior. A game with more bugs than a cheap motel, more crashes than a demolition derby, and a protagonist who swears more than Gordon Ramsay. Yep. I'd say it's that bad.

[@kywii6678]

The last comparison is so accurate what the hell.

[@jeremywilliams5141]

@@kywii6678 Thanks. Lol

[@jeremyallen492]

He's more of a braindead edgelord than anything else. Ramsey curses when he's frustrated, Demo Dick swears because he thinks it sounds cool

[@Immolator772]

the swearing is honestly the best part of this game.

[@noahbossier1131]

Your correct

[@caslaBBalsac]

Believe it or not, Marcenko really DID talk to his superiors that way, it's precisely why he's gotten into so much trouble, despite being an extremely effective soldier. In fact, he actually talks like that in general, albiet, almost certainly not while trying to remain undetected.

[@noahbossier1131]

Intresting

[@ianfinrir8724]

There's a joke about Special Forces guys, that "if you can see them, they're not doing they're job." Evidently Marcinko is the exception to that particular rule.

[@Montesama314]

"Alright, time to become ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INVISIBLE." "Did you guys hear that?" "Crap."

[@duyphan4617]

When you moral is 0 but your effectiveness is 10 goatfxxx thousand.

[@mlpfanboy1701]

@@ianfinrir8724officer: private i did not see you today at stealth training! Private: SIR thank you SIR!

[@ScorbunnyProductionsYT]

Rest In Piece Richard Marcinko. 1940-2021

[@marceloaranibar8802]

Didn't know that :'c

[@WillieManga]

81 years old? So that means he was 69 when this was made? Damn.

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@WillieMangayes. I thought he was like 55.

[@cubechan1938]

Damn. That sucks.

[@Pudcup]

Rest in power.

[@manietemadi3989]

Cover: *looks like call of duty* Actuall game: *call of doody*

[@TheZephyrsWind]

Both are bad. I'm sure this is worse though.

[@ThisHandleIsVeryCleverYepSure]

Advanced poppie

[@speedm222]

Coal off Dooty: Modern Schuty

[@finncapistrano9879]

More like Cullah Dooty

[@Zekium]

Call of Goaty

[@davidromeroblaya7920]

The developers of this game have a curious concept of the word "stealth".

[@DanishAlKahfi]

Yes, bathesda is

[@TheGhostbusterfan]

It's like when you do a mission and stealth is optional.

[@killdozer7792]

It's like the stealth in the Deadpool game, except Deadpool can get away with that concept of "stealth" because it's meant to be stupid.

[@R0X75]

Nobody can find the bodies if there's nobody left alive to find the bodies

[@norjia]

I suppose you havent played rebellion's sniper elite series then :P The stealth there is fine and the depiction of the "silenced gun" in the case of sniper elite 3 is actually quite accurate

[@thefilthycasual6402]

When we gonna get Mortal Kombat: Special Forces - Just bad games, that game will fit just right in.

[@SilverMelee]

Rest well, Marcinko. Your game was bad, but your character in it was hilarious and doesn't change the fact that you were clearly a very accomplished military man. Here's hoping the afterlife isn't a "total goatf---" for you.

[@robbiewalker2831]

Wait, he’s dead?!?

[@SilverMelee]

@@robbiewalker2831 Yeah, he passed away just last Christmas from a heart attack. He was 81 years old.

[@SpideyfanX]

@@SilverMelee .....Wow that is depressing.

[@Osio1000_5]

@@SilverMelee at least he lived with a long life

[@gracekim1998]

@@SilverMelee oh

[@InsanePsychoRabbit]

Fun (?) fact: Dick Marcinko passed away on Christmas Day 2021 at the age of 81. And the first thing I thought of when I heard the news was this video.

[@ericjohnson6634]

May he rest in fucking peace.

[@nthgth]

Despite this ridiculous game he seems to have had a good sense of humor and no doubt had a really cool life, RIP

[@duyphan4617]

Let's hope things up there aren't goatfuck

[@legendsoma744]

It makes me happy to see The Ghost of the Money We Wasted On This Game again.

[@NiekNooijens]

and his brother that got killed by broken game assets...

[@robbiewalker2831]

The Money Ghosts are deities born from money wasted on bad games, not one of them are the same.

[@txcforever]

You forgot to mention that the game is like 2 hours long.

[@rerez]

With crashes it took me days to play it.

[@JHenry-nz7hy]

@@rerez Or six hours, at the very least

[@txcforever]

@@rerez Yeah, I suspected it took you longer with so many crashes. But I played it back in the day when I was writing reviews for a gaming website and it was probably the fastest review I got to write.

[@josephsarra4320]

@@rerez Remember you said in the video where there is no rogue warrior on psn store or xbox store? I mean, you can grab the physical copy on eBay, Gamestop, or Amazon. That's what I would do.

[@AlmightyRager95]

2 hours long, if we're not factoring all the interferences.

[@PosthumanHeresy]

Fun fact: MGS2's Dead Cell is based on Richard Marcinko's Red Cell.

[@wannabehistorian371]

TFW when the non-Rogue Warrior game does Rogue Warrior better than Rogue Warrior.

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

Red Cell also pissed off the government much like Dead Cell did. Just instead of commiting legitimate terrorism and killing people, they were instead more than a little extreme in their simulated terror attacks and got into trouble often. If I recall correctly Red Cell no longer exists because of this.

[@linkweather9061]

@@metaforth He's talking about the real life organization Red Cell not the book "Red Cell: Rogue Warrior".

[@Omicron9999]

So... is Richard Marcinko a nanomachine infested vampire then??

[@64R1M]

Stolenp

[@MrDrokkul]

I like how the missle explosion couldn't blow even one book off the shelves 20:47

[@purwantiallan5089]

Fallout 3 rarely bugged and crashed.

[@anueutsuho7425]

Those books are sturdy

[@OceanicPalette]

​@@purwantiallan5089sometimes mine crashes a lot...

[@fredrice8650]

@@purwantiallan5089 Literally the most broken PC game I've ever played. Even when I had Windows 7 it wouldn't go an hour without crashing.

[@fluttershystayshigh4202]

Fun fact: If you pay close attention to what's on the little computer screen at the bottom in one of those cutscenes where Dick is arming the missiles its the missile selection screen from Top Gun on nes! I'm not sure if this was on purpose as an easter egg or if they just used it out of laziness but that is absolutely hilarious.

[@VictorSierraGolf]

"He's quick! He's sneaky! He's silent!" >footage of him firing an AK on full auto around the corner "this is setting the tone for an intelligent..." >footage of him firing an AK from the hip lol, you guys, was that intentional? :D

[@ShibuNub3305]

The fact that they just hearted the comment and deliberately didn’t answer the question makes me unreasonably anxious.

[@thearousedeunuch]

@@ShibuNub3305 They're confirming that he is correct.

[@noahbossier1131]

Intresting

[@nthgth]

Heheh, that heart without verbal reply - they're totally winking lol

[@purwantiallan5089]

​@@ShibuNub3305agree.

[@ManinTidyWhities]

Rebellion: You thought that was the worst game we put out that year? Take a look at Shellshock 2, a zombie Vietnam War game we released in the same year as Rogue Warrior!

[@ducktape2218]

god no *vetanarm flash backs*

[@kenbee1957]

Zombie Vietnam?

[@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888]

that has arthur morgans voice actor in it as some of the zombies and also as one of the main villains

[@hariauazikari6200]

God damn, I remember being so hyped for Shellshock 2 because I actually loved the first one. I had no idea they were turning a Vietnam game into a zombie game. I got to the final boss and just said screw it. I dont care anymore.

[@Darek_B52]

@@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888 Not a villian...he's your Sergeant.

[@EsotericPikachu]

"We don't want to make headlines" *proceeds to send a ballistic missile at a mansion*

[@seelz1136]

very sneaky move

[@ShibuNub3305]

Completely inconspicuous in every meaning of the word.

[@watermelonjuice8524]

No one can notice if there’s no one to notice

[@katherineberger6329]

@@watermelonjuice8524 Steiner Scout Squad logic!

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

Fun fact, Rebellion also developed Rogue Trooper, a fun 3rd person shooter with a similar name based on a comic book series of blue test tube soldiers fighting gas mask nazis over a planet they both essentially made almost uninhabitable through the conflict. It got a remaster recently if anyone is interested.

[@mattdunfee3527]

And what’s funny is Rogue Trooper is actually really good

[@ianfinrir8724]

Neat

[@dheemantanil]

Thanks a lot I really wanted to know about it but used to forget about it

[@lasskinn474]

Rogue trooper is a decent comic in 2000ad. Get archives as a torrent or something. Nemesis and judge dredd are there too..

[@brevin630]

"THE GOOT!!!" That never fails to crack me up.

[@roadbreach]

They got rid of the Cybertron games, but left this up for sale. Let that sink in.

[@Bobman-ml5qf]

Are those games any good?

[@roadbreach]

@@Bobman-ml5qf So far I'm not finished with Fall of Cybertron, but it's really good. Although it does suffer from lag spikes when too many things happen on screen, still playable though.

[@LordArikado]

@@Bobman-ml5qf War for Cybertron and Fall of Cybertron are fantastic, but the third entry, Rise of the Dark Spark, was a trainwreck.

[@Bobman-ml5qf]

@@LordArikado I ignored them because of them being movie license game to the Michael Bay movies.

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

@@pedrocx486 Steam's lack of quality control is pretty noticeable though.

[@vahlok1426]

The "chunk of explosives" that guy was holding was an inactive block of C4. It can't explode until it is primed. He was not going to cause any explosions with his cigar. Just a mindless nitpick. Move along.

[@vahlok1426]

@@slightlyevolved You can shoot a block of inactive C4 and it won't explode. So I doubt the cinders or a cigar would do anything. The worst he was doing was to his lungs...as a digital character in a terrible game.

[@matta344]

This was also my very first thought after that bit. And the only reason I know that that block of explosives wouldn't be much bothered by the cigar ashes/cinders is because Mythbusters....

[@charlesgrybosky1916]

When I was in boot camp back in 92 I watched one of my drills set a block of C4 on fire then put it out. We used it on the range that day. Definitely not the worst sin of this game.

[@josejuanandrade4439]

Plot twist: You know that, i know that... but do the developers KNEW that?!

[@TheLakabanzaichrg]

Maybe the most danger he was in was inhaling C4 toxic fumes shold that thing burned. And i'm no expert, but shouldn't those things be assembled right before usage in case of a faulty detonator?.

[@absolution_3592]

Random crashes is the true Bethesda experience!

[@ToxicAce1652]

True

[@razielmauro9559]

It's a feature

[@zrisethesonicgamer]

Loo

[@ravenclawtom]

it just works

[@Blueflag04]

There's a little feature for everyone

[@SpaceMissile]

21:27 was remarkably better. it's amazing how much changing the sequence affected the scene.

[@purwantiallan5089]

Well truly is. 😂

[@susragejr477]

This channel is severely underrated. This Editing is amazing

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

If this game was over-the-top and comically self-aware it would have been a more bearable experience. But despite its mindlessness is not funny. It's laughable... or in your terms: IT'S JUST BAD.

[@2Scribble]

Might have worked as an over the top poor mans Duke Nukem but - as it stands - woof...

[@kenbee1957]

Cue exit jingle

[@DonVigaDeFierro]

@@2Scribble Yeah. But there's the fact that they were probably 100% dead serious about everything on this game...

[@dragonmaster613]

So a Duke Nuke'em game?

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

There's some in the comments who say the guy this is based on has a good sense of humor and found the game funny and I accept that...but they didn't showcase that this was meant to be satirical and over the top intentionally. As such, we can only take it at face value and by just that, this game is bad. Also, at the absolute least, doesn't explain the multiple crashes.

[@CurtiousTech]

I remember playing this for laughs and to get all the trophies so i played on hard mode thinking hey it will give me every trophy/achievement.....they want you to play it 3 times for every achievement

[@Chaos89P]

The game doesn't even give you the courtesy of automatically giving you lower skill level trophies?

[@3.2187_Kilometres]

5:17 when I saw that, the only thing that came to my mind was Batman's grunt when he dies in dark tomorrow.

[@vahlok1426]

"BAT-DEAD!"

[@fenkbrown]

What's this button do- - Aaaaaaaaaah!!!

[@2Scribble]

MAH PEARENTS YAR DED!!!!

[@ShibuNub3305]

“uhhhh”

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

@@ShibuNub3305 OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY I'M GONNA WALK FORWARDS NOW YES I AM *falls down death pit hidden behind camera* MOTHERF-

[@sup3rsn8ke]

Rest in Piece Richard Marcinko, your game may have been bad, but your story and your impact on the armed forces will never be forgotten

[@TheMDXtremeReal]

"How much swears we can put in a game while not focusing on actual gameplay" The video game

[@InklingFan77Mettaton1936]

It Is Like Saying How Much Blood Can Be Put Into The Game Happy Wheels After Every Death.

[@twicethemegapower3995]

"9/10 It has a little something for everyone" -IGN

[@mar_speedman]

Either someone over in IGN was bought off, or extremely angry as his boss for some reason lol

[@andyenglish4303]

@@mar_speedman ...You realize that was a joke, right? IGN actually rated it 1.5 out of 10, "Unbearable".

[@skyblade7438]

Andy English Huh, they do have a shred of decency then.

[@andyenglish4303]

@@skyblade7438 IGN has put up some derpy reviews, but honestly their reputation as a bad site is way overblown. Their comments sections are pits of horror tho.

[@Blueflag04]

IGN - Almost a 10 if there is a golf club

[@Kylorin235]

Game crashes is a part of bethesdas seal of quality!

[@samusx2175]

So true, even with fan made patches they still crash a lot.

[@medjrikais2419]

bathesda seal of quality 😂

[@ShibuNub3305]

Quality and Bethesda in the same sentence is quite the paradox these days.

[@kalibruhmoment3032]

I T J U S T W O R K S

[@Falcone45]

Hopefully only with fallout 76. God, Todd Howard seems to have Peter molyneax disease: chinwagging. That's British slang for talking too much!!!! Shut up Howard! Lol

[@aaronlizotte5247]

I got to say this is one of my favorite series on youtube just bad games is so funny and enjoyable keep it up!

[@JSmith-nu4bl]

14:05 “Admiral, your intel was bullshit” LOL

[@akhimahathir2004]

14:07 It's a goat🐐, Admiral. Your Intel was bull🐂.

[@loverho5321]

16:20 Game: crashes My father walks in: “what in the hell?”

[@fawzanfawzi9993]

13:03 they are important because north korean soldiers are rarely fed. He's thinking if he would be executed for trying to eat the food.

[@devilmikey00]

I vividly remember this cover because if you walked into a gamespot back between 2009-2013 there was always a dozen of these sitting prominently on the used game shelves.

[@Etherman7]

I love the kill animations in this, they're so over the top and stupid. Yep, just stab through the guy's forehead with a gentle jab, or cut his hamstring for no good reason. Good stuff.

[@mirrage318]

RIP to the real Rogue Warrior

[@purwantiallan5089]

Its been 2 years now.

[@RyanBatista_]

​@@purwantiallan5089 Damn. That sucks.

[@Warm_Summer_Rain]

OMG I bought this at my local best buy. It had been there for 3 years and had like 6 price stickers on it. Each shaving down a few dollars till the game was about $7, still feel like I over payed. Side note: Shape charges could defiantly blast through a wall, not hurt the people who planted it.

[@Not-Great-at-Gaming]

Mickey Rourke was also in a little known movie called Iron Man 2. Back in the 80's, 9 1/2 Weeks.

[@JW666]

And in the early 2000's, Sin City.

[@WickedPhase]

I always look forward to this series, I love watching these bad games!

[@Faxtail]

4:45 C4 doesn't detonate when ablaze.

[@will667]

Read through the comments to see if anyone else picked up on that. Glad I'm not the only maniac around. Cheers!

[@DmarkONE]

Ok but C4 starts to burn very easily and bombs don’t grow on trees ya know.. Also the „detonating device“ is attached to the C4 allready and idk how this would react exposed to heat. But still an interesting fact that C4 doesn’t explode when lit on fire

[@The_Black_Knight]

@@DmarkONE Most military grade explosives do not detonate from burning. They are designed as stable compounds for a reason, and many are used underwater...

[@kalibruhmoment3032]

@@The_Black_Knight maybe they should make grenade's like that so they don't... y'know...go off randomly

[@ChaseMC215]

They can blow up in the same frequency as car jeys

[@RickinBaltimore]

"Does anyone remember Diner?" I assure you, I'm from Baltimore. We do. Absolutely.

[@ghostface6135]

How's it like?

[@Garbagejuicewaterfall]

Baltimore doesn’t exist

[@dcflake5645]

A strange case of someone who made an unexpected amount of money in the non fiction genre, sadly only having one great story to tell. Afterwards, he just sort of made the rest up trying to reclaim the success of the first effort.

[@luhdumpster]

The fact that rerez probably spent more time editing the video than the devs spent making this game😂😂😂

[@shadowleon659]

The swearing makes the game so unintentionally laughable.

[@JW666]

I'm pretty sure Mickey Rourke wasn't reading a script, they just let him swear as much as he could! =P

[@Blueflag04]

I kinda lost it when he sing

[@waltercomunello121]

I'd just cringe and feel uneasy.

[@arx3516]

Insulting the superiors is totally accurate though.

[@noahbossier1131]

Bizzare

[@PunakiviAddikti]

The Russians are still using Nixie tubes in their modern state-of-the-art missile defence network guidance system... 23:20 Also glory to the money ghosts!

[@alexandernoname6339]

Yea to be fair Nixie's ar cool. But Russia buys missile technology from the DPRK not the other way around?

[@phodon129]

Do you have any idea how much those bastards cost nowadays!? The Russians must be rich!

[@FainthedCherry]

@@phodon129 >Russians must be rich! >Cue to russian towns that are so poor that people can't afford hot water or electricity for coffee >Cue to news constantly criticising Trump's actions >Cue to russian TV having high production value and are expensive to make, yet can't give this money to people living in their own farm-huts

[@phodon129]

@@FainthedCherry I'd tell you to duck, but the joke flew so far over your head that I'm sure you're in no danger.

[@Vladimir_Kv]

That sounds just about right. Tube-based electronics are very resistant to EMP discharge - one of the most damaging parts of a nuclear bomb detonation. So most nuclear launch installations - obvious targets for opponent's nuclear devices - are made to be as hardy as possible to execute retaliation. "Dead Hand" systems, you see.

[@nortonman5238]

Why doesn't this channel get more attention 😂 this content is so original and refreshing.

[@chrislarson9504]

im sorry but saying games are bad then making video why the game is bad is NOT a new and original idea there are tons of channels that review shitty games. that being said they make great videos im just saying its not a original idea for a channel

[@gracekim1998]

@@chrislarson9504 oh shut up!

[@TheBigDynamo]

I'm pretty sure the animation that has him throwing the mag on the floor just has him reloading with that exact same mag flying back into the gun.

[@ReactigatorDile]

Let it be known I just heard Shane say “here was a game heavily focused on Dick”

[@julianpradarodriguez7336]

This is so edgy all the songs in my phone swapped to Evanescence

[@yayforeffort]

4:41 C4 doesn't detonate from heat, still dumb but not dangerous.

[@Chaos89P]

I've seen clips on TV where they literally cook food on a burning brick of C4.

[@Xehanort10]

Marcinko would fit right in as a character in a Rob Zombie film. What with his constant swearing in place of actual good dialogue.

[@basicblakman693]

We need to respect these guys for constantly putting their lives on the line to play game like THESE.

[@robbiewalker2831]

*play games like THESE.

[@Boinkity1]

15:03 It's the ghost of the money you guys wasted on Rogue Warrior!

[@BarbadosBeerFestival]

I’m only here to hear.... those sweet lines.... you know what I’m talking about.................. IT’S JUST BAD.

[@Aragorn7884]

This game is "good bad." Like Street Fighter: The Movie.

[@chemicalhap]

Crashing continually precludes this from even being a finished product. Maybe. It woul be if street fighter the movie suddenly cut to the creditsevery 2 minutes

[@Aragorn7884]

@@chemicalhap I didn't have it crash for my PC.

[@Aragorn7884]

@@cp6animation392 the movie movie, not game. lolz.

[@Aragorn7884]

@@chemicalhap the OG version of the game wasn't steam, no crashes 4 me.

[@Crazy_Borg]

somehow, this is an insult to Street Fighter: the Movie.

[@julcaos]

I've rewatched this video so many times... it's just that fun!

[@hhs_leviathan]

No-one: North Korean soldier: _lil'can'o'pear, lil'can of tomato :3_

[@jorgeoviedo870]

All this game needed was a soundtrack that featured FFDP, Godsmack, and every post grunge/nu metal/rock band that's popularly lasted about a lifespan of a house fly and boom, it's a game for Kyles' everywhere.

[@orvilleredenpiller338]

“But first we need to mention the....” [Ad for AdVenture Communist mobile game] My god, it’s the Commies.

[@thebetaman]

Nah.

[@thebetaman]

I can't go back.

[@bfcofficial17]

@@thebetaman I hate mobile ads.

[@volsavious2319]

I just died laughing.

[@Ticketman99]

Soyuz intensifies

[@deLEARYous]

So fun fact, Richard marcinko passed away this year on Christmas Day.

[@asundelgun3487]

Rogue Warrior still being on Steam is exactly what the PC MASTER RACE deserves

[@theoz-zone7470]

I read Richard Marcinko's books as a child & his little sayings, attitude outbursts & tid bits of advice were always entertaining & always had me laughing non-stop. Also, his immensely foul language is a trademark of his books & quite possibly his personality. If u ever have a very rainy day & want to pass a few hours, I highly recommend.

[@purwantiallan5089]

Definitely.

[@jbleichman]

Wow how, they really 🐐'd this one up.

[@andywoodhead4750]

6:49 The Introduction of The Censored Goat SFX 🐐

[@akhimahathir2004]

It's a total goat 🐐!

[@mandrakeblake-tw1uv]

I thought it was a sheep sound.

[@marx_soulgamer]

3:28 is the perfect line to start an out-of-context Rerez show.

[@ERRORDownBad]

This is the best game to play while high, you'll be laughing your ass off probably the whole playthrough

[@alfredo42o]

at 4:45 just wanted to say, smoking around a high-explosive device is actually completely safe as they require a large shock load in a specific spot to actually get the reaction going, so even dropping it from that helicopter wouldn't cause an explosion. He could literally put the cigar out on the c4 if he wanted to. After all, they gotta be safe to transport lol.

[@SharpForceTrauma]

"we cant play the game on console because the digital storefront no longer sells it" huh. i guess discs have gone extinct in Canada :/

[@jstyxx4110]

Reminder that this came out 1 year after Fallout 3

[@BirchMonkey857]

He looks like what Steven Seagal thinks he looks like.

[@jacobfelger5684]

Was at first puzzled as to why you mentioned being unable to get the console versions on any of the digital stores, and how come you guys couldn't just get a physical copy. Then it hit me that would mean having a physical copy of Rogue Warrior. *shudder*

[@thebestcentaur]

So what I’m hearing is…someone who never even scratched the surface of a war zone created far better material for war and espionage games than the freaking creator of Seal Team Six. Amazing.

[@XxYERMOM123xX]

yes, someone that didnt actually create games did better than someone who didnt actually create games.

[@Rokabur]

Except it's stated during the info dump at the start that this game is based on NONE of the books and it entirely 'original'.

[@SavageGreywolf]

I wonder what Marcinko himself thinks about the final product

[@vercetii1]

You know you're playing a Bethesda game if it crashs at least 10 times in less the 1 hour.

[@WakoDoodle]

Man I love Rerez's animations! If only there was a video with just all of the together :D

[@BBHood217]

And from this point on, Rerez swore only in goat bleats. Baaa.

[@robertogura9890]

RIP Dick Marcinko. He just died.

[@FeynmanQED]

R.I.P. Richard Marcinko

[@jss636]

Office Depot has really good brief cases. I bought one for my dad on his birthday. he drives Uber and doesn't use it but he has one and that's what I tell all my friends.

[@BottomOfTheDumpsterFire]

16:45 Guys. Come on. You've never heard of eBay? Never wanted to go to a used game store? Rogue Warrior had a physical release, and it's not that hard to find.

[@ChaseMC215]

So not only Shane is a marron to not figure out that C4 cannot blow up from cigar smoke, both Shane and Adam didn't bother to go to eBay?!

[@driv3563]

@@ChaseMC215 marron

[@ChaseMC215]

@@driv3563 I meant maroon

[@driv3563]

@@ChaseMC215 Are you joking?

[@ChaseMC215]

@@driv3563 I wish I was, because due ti Shane being a total dunce, he had to play the game again.... wish he did that for Flatout 3, because they didn't know that Bugbear Entertainment was doing Ridge Racer Unbounded.

[@1891kmk]

O man that rap at the end is so worth it

[@Chase_The_Grape]

So the game now can be streamed on the PlayStation plus classics catalog. That’s neat…

[@thiagodasilva827]

21:20 sooo... we aren't going to talk about the guy that decides to fly in a different direction just because he felt like?

[@WolfWalrus]

I don't understand Marcinko's mindset. I understand the desire to paint himself as a hero but why on earth would he choose to depict himself as a war criminal? Describing himself as a "rogue warrior" combined with some of the actions in the game shows him as just a bad soldier with no respect for the chain of command or even basic human decency.

[@AresRed]

Probably because during the Vietnam war he saw that conventional warfare was very ineffective, and following chain in command orders was pretty much useless, and decided to do unconventional guerrilla tactics and strategies, probably he found out that they were more effective!

[@brawler715]

@@AresRed You think he acted like a war criminal?Or just like his books,they’re just exaggerations?

[@robsomethin4415]

According to his own autobiography, yeah. In Vietnam he said he would regularly give leave a note on his officers desk after he went to sleep reading "Unless otherwise directed I will..." basically detailing some of what he planned to do. Like a patrol late at night, rigging a bunch of traps, ect. and leaving before the officer ever got a chance to read it. So, in his own words, he does not respect the chain of command. His officers hated is "UNODIR" notes.

[@noahbossier1131]

Intresting

[@adamdenardis5438]

He's a meathead. 😂

[@SilentPrayerCG]

Even HERE a several kill animations, and some even context dependent! Not like in a masterpiece - TLOU2 where Ellie dispatch grabbed enemies with 1 animation over and over and over.

[@acfreak55]

the rap song at the end, just puts this game in the terribad titans category with games like ride to hell.

[@dylankeville1026]

I love watching these videos and having a good laugh 😂

[@jackjones1520]

12:06 Actually, Cherry made a wireless infrared mechanical keyboard from 1984.

[@Mr-Green0]

14:24 (Snickers) The dialogue right there.

[@YOEL_44]

7:10 Most anticlimactic ad I've ever seen 10:47 And another one...

[@LVPB]

Thanks for another upload of just bad games me and my son absolutely love watching this together thanks again guys

[@genericpeach4601]

8:32 this guy has mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that he becomes invisible.