RESIDENT EVIL REVELATIONS (Complete Series)

[@Cowboyholic]

i loeb oney

[@nicholasarmstrong643]

I boel oney

[@Cowboyholic]

@@nicholasarmstrong643 no i do

[@hypno5690]

i no eel boy

[@Cowboyholic]

@@hypno5690 strongly agreed s

[@skyofroses6802]

I bowl donezy as wull.

[@CeraphineLuna]

Chris, a fan of Noita and Dark souls: "I just don't have time to run around and get lost in dungeons"

[@thatfunkadeus]

To be fair I hate puzzles in most games but love portal, there are exceptions haha

[@STDMage]

Exploring by combat will personally always feel better than exploring 2 do a puzzle n sometimes having combat once or twice. I love games like Ocarina of Time but I never rlly wanna replay them 2 much after the first time I do it. But combat that leaves room 4 error n difference in play through makes it feel more fun :3

[@senLuno]

Man Lyle's a fountain of knowledge on rat slaying

[@ANIMAL.LOVERS.DONT.EAT.ANIMALS]

fck animal abusers

[@我的家-j4b]

With an extra 3 pages to his 1 page long resume that details every method he used to slay rats, he has more than enough experience and is more than qualified to be a Subject Matter Expert on the topic.

[@heh_boaner]

If I had two pennies. Rat brained with hammer. Weird two happen twice.

[@SpellboundSpectre]

Hes an irishman of course

[@PotatoBruh64]

I’m here to time stamp Dave’s McDonald’s story because it’s my favorite bit. 1:26:01

[@shizamza]

You saint

[@VolatileViolet]

The legendary tale of the wettest dip.

[@Nudhul]

i would have given him a swirly in the deep fryer

[@hairrighunter8006]

@@Nudhul Dave would kick your ass

[@buzzwords]

"Lyle, you ever had too much nuggets in your damn throat?" gets me every time

[@maggs131]

I love Dave's scanning noieieieie noise and his mmMMMmm from dark crystal

[@CosmicApe94]

I love Dave. I need more Dave. Gonna need No more heroes complete next.

[@tropicalbreeze1164]

I find him very annoying, all the high pitch noises he makes drives me up a wall

[@EarthBoundBean]

the koko the gorilla thing is real. koko learned signs but didnt actually understand what they meant, the trainer was a shyster

[@jojobizadTRASH]

The fastest complete series upload I've seen so far

[@the_peak]

also one of the longest for recent series’

[@firewolf11567]

This is like my third time hearing the habanero sauce story, and it's still amazing. "Lyle, you ever had too much nugget in your damn throat?"

[@Shadessmh]

I just wish he knew how to say habanero properly, it's just an n, no an ñ.

[@Trynt33]

@@Shadessmh Ja-lah-peno

[@YT-zx4wr]

@@Shadessmh its on purpose

[@NsRealm105]

HI’m h h hhhhhhbhbh

[@Vincentius1NG]

@@Trynt33 I like how Cory pronounced it one time, Jalap-no's

[@redcoinbandit]

I completely forgot they played it for this long. I watched every episode, of course, but for some reason I thought this was gonna be like an hour.

[@CapnSquiggles]

Yeah it really felt like it was like a quick 3 or 4 episodes but holy shit. Its probably cause Dave is so special.

[@RoachCatJr]

thats bc the channel switching from numbered episodes to random titles was a smart psychological decision. also helps make everything a little more rewatchable

[@AVkid]

"Did I ever tell you that Kyle has, like, a permanant scar on his body 'cause I burned him with a pistacio?" Always catches me off guard

[@Kirashevanel]

I was scrolling through and read this as he said it. Messed with my head.

[@Profile__1]

3:42 I hope we eventually get a compilation of Chris reacting to when his friends bring up his old works. He always acts oddly shy and embarrassed.

[@kilj0n]

Dave kind of came and went huh? That's what he gets for slurping down some wicked tasty C. Nugs while on the clock

[@OddJames]

I love Dave he's so innocent but a pervert lmao

[@MacaqueStinx]

Contradictory statement. Faux innocence, secretly evil

[@OddJames]

@@MacaqueStinx I know lol he's a walking oxymoron who wants to get sucked off by the Crazy Taxi machine.

[@MacaqueStinx]

@@trevrudy1970 the fuck are you talking about?

[@MrThemanofdoom]

I lost my car keys today but Oney makes me feel better

[@ferrisbueller9991]

a rascal you could say?

[@9bran9]

youre laughin, he gouped and youre laughin

[@Postaldude__]

2:40

[@Perfefernefer]

Yeah, and I'm tired of pretending I'm not

[@OddJames]

0:58 I thought Chris was making a terrible boat joke by saying there's a bow on board and not talking about a BOW... lmao

[@burstagent2419]

6 seconds in and we have heavy homosexual implications. I love it.

[@megaultradamn]

That often happens when Dave's around

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

They're also six inches in, heh

[@Khornecussion]

" One guy that kept doing this one hit kill. " - Already know the boss. Chris kept getting bodied by Micolash. Lol. Don't worry, man. We all went through those trials and tribulations to become cool hunters - except I had a cool big sword and all the skeletons ran from me. I let out a guffaw and said " Where's everybody going? Bingo? " And the cute doll woman laughed and clapped for me.

[@seancallahan603]

“There’s a coomer in there” with the edit made me laugh harder than it should have 3:09

[@metaleggman18]

3:10:15 so technically speaking, when you're playing a non-tournament game, say, blackjack, in a casino, you can actually ask the dealer for advice. This isn't just limited to the rules of a game, but also like, "do you think it's a good idea to hit again?" For most tables in Vegas, the dealer is allowed to be totally honest and tell you, no, don't hit on a 20 hand, or something to that effect; yes, an obvious hand, but that functionality is apparently in place to make it so people feel more comfortable and play more. Not all dealers are nice or even honest; it really depends on the casino, and how you know really depends more on asking around at your hotel front desk, bartenders at the casinos, etc. Like don't get me twisted, Vegas is DESIGNED to drain you of money, the house is meant to win, unless you're counting cards (which will inevitably get you kicked out, in the modern day, back in the day, well let's just say the ivy league punks counting cards were lucky the pit bosses could tell that's all they were doing). That being said, there's a lot of ways to have fun, lose some money, maybe even make some money, get some free drinks or food, upgrade your room for free, all that stuff, while you're in Vegas if you play your cards right and know the right person to talk to or even tip (sure, it's no longer free, but tipping someone $50 to get a room that costs twice as much ain't too bad). The house also generally does have fairly solid rules on how the dealer will play. Again, depends on the casino and table, but usually it's posted (it might even be a legal thing) and so you'll know if you have an 19 hand, and the dealer won't hit above, say 16, then you win. I'm simplifying since I only have secondhand knowledge, but there are times when people do stupid stuff to try to "win", when they've already won. All this is to answer Lyle's question, the pit bosses don't really need to trust the dealers all that much, because they're basically just card dealing robots. Now, there are and will always be people who cheat for players, but that's a real bad idea, since it's both illegal, but also a quick way to get fired since there are cameras and eyes watching you constantly. If Lyle was a dealer and whenever Chris came over to play, Chris was able to beat the odds, someone will notice. Now with AI and shit, I'm guessing it's even more automated, since the casinos have been counting their own cards, so to speak, since they've been able to. Given that people working in the area are a dime a dozen, it's not much to fire someone and ban them from the property, and low key burn them from any property where they're able to make money.

[@ShahbazBokhari]

This let’s play has time bending powers as I do not recall it being this long nor having such high concentrations of Dave. Gonna have to just watch it all again.

[@tallboy7844]

them ending this playthrough is the most criminal thing ever done by any of the Oney crew

[@EhCanadianGamer]

I honestly came here for Lyle’s impression of Chris’s dad saying “You’re not allowed to fuck!”. Now seeing if I can find it. EDIT 1:41:23 Found it

[@munkimoto2294]

My favorite series to come out recently

[@DEMiURGE455]

My favorite part of this series was when Dave was telling the story of when he got fired from McDonald’s

[@HoddieNinja2231]

Mine was when he was talking about baking a pocket pussy

[@kaoru288]

Dave Strafes while shooting at the gloop creature as if it fires back and it makes him miss shots instead

[@thatfunkadeus]

Spreadin it eagle is the greatest joke of all time

[@AliciaWeatherholt]

All I can think of is that joke you guys did at the end of a series where vacuum sounds started going during the final cut scene and it’s making me paranoid and I’m starting to truly believe it’s not all in my head uncircumcised

[@busbrain2215]

Lyle comparing slaying rats to being a war veteran is my favorite Lyle moment😊

[@Makafushigi]

goopin’ makes me feeeeel good

[@ZenLoveX]

God I love Dave "Well, goodbye everyone I know and love."

[@Lvidtoboggan]

How the hell did this add up to 3 and a half hours

[@Freebo63]

It felt like 45 minutes

[@Postaldude__]

Imagine how long sonic heroes complete series is gonna be

[@VLADPowder]

Pretty sure it's because of the reuse of dull environments. I tried refunding this game and Steam denied me years ago. Still wont play it

[@ValleyofIbis]

@@VLADPowder I feel like if you didn't play it on 3DS you wouldn't enjoy it on pc or console. It's justifiably bland for being essentially a mobile game but that just doesn't fly for something with more power

[@kingofthecrows8802]

I'm a CS major and I think the QR code meme Chris shared was hysterically funny.

[@twincherries6698]

It's even funnier to me how irrationally angry it made people

[@Trynt33]

@@twincherries6698 My favorite was the Redditor reacting to gaslighting like a newlywed couple hearing dead baby jokes

[@metaleggman18]

I shared that with one of my fellow software dev friends and he about died laughing.

[@hidden1319]

You're majoring in counterstrike? Nice

[@AstraVex]

2:13:18 - True Fact: Oprah Winfrey walked out of an advance screening of "Interview With A Vampire" only 10 minutes in, because of the gore and dark themes. She considered cancelling an interview with Tom Cruise promoting the film, stating, "I believe there are forces of light and darkness in the world, and I don't want to be a contributor to the force of darkness". I am not making this shit up, google it! 🤣

[@solidkurt8784]

I wish Dave was in more oneyplays stuff :(

[@redpandaguitars]

My dad was driving and he hit a pigeon. It basically left a shit streak over the top of the truck and its bones completely shattered. the shit streak was the funniest thing I ever saw and my dad yelled at me for laughing.

[@thekrusadr]

Most sane OneyPlays viewer

[@Henry_adams57]

@@thekrusadr poop

[@pravkdey]

Cory?

[@shizamza]

1:55:45 “take the stem cells out it” This line always catches me off guard😂

[@DEMiURGE455]

Lyle’s stink bomb story reminds me of back in middle school where me and my friends would take an empty Gatorade bottle and fill it up with discarded school lunch food and just leave it sealed for a month. Then when it gets all bloated we would open it and it would explode from all of the pressure built up from all of that food rotting inside of it

[@caesarinos]

DAVE MY BELOVED

[@ChokeITPLZZ]

49:30 love the old call back to sanity not included Iol still watch random episodes from time to time

[@SomeoneElse395]

I hope the boys play Revelations 2 so Chris can experience "BIOTERROR"

[@zodd131]

"Forkball, is that you? It's Spooncube..."

[@douglasdiggins8296]

Dave trying to get those roundhouse kicks was really grinding my goat

[@shoopy44]

Dave is unmistakably the goat

[@ZetsubouJohnny]

That impression of Mr.Sausage was spot on

[@SacredSoundTherapy-p8c]

I’m here to time stamp Dave’s McDonald’s story because it’s my favorite bit.

[@Operator_Mak]

58:18 one thing I love about the Oneyplays guys, is that they consistently have good takes on a variety of different things but then they'll just throw a curveball like saying that the Batman was bad lol

[@gabagoolingeverywhere]

Even though Dave was always some little rascal all of his life I was devastated to hear about his brain condition. My thoughts go to his family and friends.

[@xxthatoneguyxx2602]

The fact Lyle knows what lost planet is makes me so happy

[@battibat7522]

Dave and Lyle are a pretty good team.

[@Thegoatone23]

Agreed, two cool ass dudes telling crazy stories

[@localcalifornianman7325]

Awesome video, but I’m not very sure why Dave loudly proclaimed, “I decree that the character Girlfriend from my game Friday Night Funkin is now the toilet of the internet.” Otherwise, cool guest. I hope he comes back.

[@zachopath]

Didn't he actually say that?

[@animeflute3]

The fact that Lyle didn't go as Heisenberg for Halloween is a crime, I'd let him smash me....with a giant hammer....

[@PALACIO254]

Like so many rats

[@tacticaljunk1608]

1:18:54 This episode foreshadowed them modding RE1 this year.

[@ProtoFalzar]

20:26 is such a stupid small moment, but it always makes me laugh

[@GeneralConobi]

Didnt expect the Conan OBrien cameo

[@coraert]

Oh boy, time to listen to the Mcnuggets story again

[@Dekkard5]

The scanning parts in this game kind of reminds me of illbleed for the dreamcast

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

Yeah, but after scanning, they don't sashe their hips out and say "cyool!"

[@Dekkard5]

@@skinnysnorlax1876 that would make this game 10x better

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

@@Dekkard5 *all games 10x better You made a spelling mistake bro

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

kewl

[@andrewruelas771]

Dave just casually making femboy noises

[@tomcross3000]

i find zach and chris to be the cutest people. professing my love for them, and they don't even know i exist >

[@LaserbeamXperience]

Hitting the 1 million gamerscore milestone is one of my most embarrassing achievements

[@TH3M1K3D]

2:30:59 The Duality of Man

[@hehefuni1356]

“Friday night ******* gay”

[@El-Burrito]

I enjoyed this series, I like Dave. He's a silly little goose egg

[@skefsongames]

Sanity not included was my childhood, life always brings you back to lyle

[@rileyharber8030]

You always make my day. So funny 😂 keep it up :)

[@-ja.y.ded-]

I had to pause the video because i saw a suggested short about a cat with the longest meow ever

[@jaeger7705]

Tom flip creator of GroundNew?!

[@reeetawd]

29:58 Chris that was Britbong. He said you messaged him and said you found his second life videos mean spirited.

[@metaleggman18]

Man I'm torn on Dave's thoughts on Jessica. Like if she was a real person, she probably would be all Kardashian, but she's a video game character and her hilariously silly outfits are pretty hot. Maybe Dave is just jealous he doesn't get to wear all that makeup like her and Chris do.

[@shawnMartin22]

So sad the rest of the series was on the other boat

[@MrHoodentator]

49:30 this sanity not included throwback was meant for me and my middles school best friend

[@juza64]

I used Photoshop files for my taxes. My tax guy wasn't amused by month statements in different layers

[@blakechildress944]

I think Adam, Chris, and Lyyyyle are a great trio. We need more vids with these three together.

[@Dontasticats]

You mean Dave?

[@blakechildress944]

@@Dontasticats what's the difference

[@Dontasticats]

@@blakechildress944 literally everything, Adam is the one from the frogger playthrough that can't read

[@VLADPowder]

Lyle not knowing Ghandi was racist af to both British and Chinese. He was just a pacifist, usually racists aren't.

[@dannydevito4184]

I knew about Ghandi being racist against Africans. Didn't know he was a triple racist.

[@mitasmight3121]

They really should have finished this game.

[@matthewfunk6435]

"im going to have to go chris mode". ive been saying this too much lately" 2:37:45

[@matthewfunk6435]

2:03:00 "are you crazy?"

[@matthewfunk6435]

55:30

[@andrewkelley9405]

the bit around 1:50:00 with the 401k talk gave me pain.

[@ferrisbueller9991]

3:30:00 Halo has so many good storiesm so much lore already written to explore in beloved books... and they never reference them. About 'should have stopped after 3." Don't forget we got Halo 3 ODST which s underrated and exactly what was needed. You get on outside look, patrol the streets at night to soothing jazz music for clues, each clue causing a flashback to the battles the little guys fought while Chief was a one man army.And people were critical of Reach at the time... "its not Halo 3.." It is now a beloved prequel.. Halo 4 is divisive game, Many of my "hardcore halo fan" friends quit mi campaign. I don’t think it was perfect but it had a lot to offer and the story that progressed made for an eye watering moving end, I loved that game. Problem with 5 was the re-writes and False fucking advertisements...Buck should have been the leader of the team but instead we got a mysterious black guy to make the rogue master chief pay. (What did Chief end up doing that was so bad? Hw went Awol. So kinda serious but only to try and save Cortana which is basically the only person he has so he can’t be blamed, Halo Infinite was pretty fucking excellent, I must say. Gotta be real picky to thing it wasn’t up to par. And the 2nd trilogy ends. The 3rd trilogy likely will come and hopefully it will make us all do the same. I have faith. Just a couple of head honchos nee to be fired... there are brilliant people at work on the series.

[@D-Nova]

The thing about Muten Roshi is that it's not even women who are the bottom of the joke there, it's actually men. But who cares? Muten Roshi was a fun character. Old pervert type characters are generally fun. I mean, everyone likes Happosai, e. g.

[@Turian_Hustle]

My guy here activated the Code Veronika Sims 2 ending

[@williampinkney744]

14:44-15:55 Dave & Lyle being gay for 5 or more minutes.

[@williampinkney744]

Dave: *asks a question about Hideo Kojima* Lyle, cutely: 14:57 ( 14:56 )

[@williampinkney744]

21:11 ( 21:10) - 21:13 *insert pig noises*

[@williampinkney744]

21:09 Btw: *Dildo Identified*

[@williampinkney744]

26:51 - 27:21 More of Dave and Lyle being gay, this makes Chris silent.

[@williampinkney744]

1:29:22 - 1:29:29 True broship

[@BaStAgE]

dave loves madden and 2k basketball more than last of us

[@OSSOYT]

11:03 wtf happened to the audio there?

[@alexandercatz5214]

1:11:10 Chris's opinion on Last of us is the same as mine 🤣

[@JustinSable]

The only game(s) I ever liked scanning in was the Metroid Prime series because it was mostly not mandatory, and it added risk/you had shit to do like dodge projectiles if you were scanning enemies.

[@MrWiskerboots]

I think there's an interview where one of the actors said they were told to run and flail around however they wanted, and then they added all the CG bugs afterwards. I can't seem to find it, but I remember it be something like that.

[@raccooncityhunk497]

1:15:40 Wow, you guys discovered friction, geniuses

[@mesotolioma5089]

Yeah, "friction" and totally not the fact that pistachios are of the fire element and you can activate their powers with quick motion. Keep swallowing the lies of big friction.

[@qwiksand2555]

59:38 I was literally playing factorio while watching this part

[@dillpoopoo]

1:06:13 Dave steals a york peppermint patty from his coworkers locker.

[@CakeSublime]

2:11:29 Dave reacting to the enemy mid sentence. Made me lol.

[@kevine9474]

Really disappointed that none of of them noticed that O'Brian looks like columbo.

[@jackgrove4621]

i played 64 on the ds. It honestly was not bad. it was fine

[@trajhver3]

1:27:50 Lyle.. you ever have too much nugget in your damn throat??

[@Goobious_Maximus]

They’re not gonna finish this game? They’re so close to the end! ):

[@bucklalonde9529]

They really did a "My name is Rachel, I live in the city" bit.

[@CeraphineLuna]

To be fair that calypso paradise punch is awful. Mingin to be precise.

[@andrewmacias-brown1818]

This is such a great series it’s so so good

[@mastergodai]

2:14:49 "oh It's her , Her tittes are out " I damn near choked on my tea XD

[@GrayD_Fox]

How long did this go on did I miss half of these episodes of something!?

[@Postaldude__]

Heyyy i remember seeing you on SBFP vids

[@flipflierefluiter5665]

I cant believe Matts mom found Lightning's getup from FF13 inappropiate. She is one of the more properly clad female video game characters ever.