RETURN OF THE KING / STORY

[@doddleoddle]

I honestly haven't laughed that loud in ages. Also I haven't watched a video immediately twice in ages and yet here we ARE

[@ughjustpeachy]

doddleoddle same here omg. Like I binge watch his story videos all the time

[@OlanRogers]

doddleoddle 😊❤

[@MsRockprincess97]

doddleoddle omg yes dodie yyyaaaassss

[@candicehoneycutt4318]

doddleoddle These stories are freaking gold man

[@lindie_page]

DODIE YOU WATCH OLAN AHHHHHHH

[@OlanRogers]

Thanks for all the support on this video! Glad to be back and can't wait for you all to see the work I'm pouring into Final Space - 2018 🚀

[@alicruz5717]

OlanRogers I got the notification of this video in biology and I legitimately squealed and put my head phones in so I could watch

[@TravisLackey]

Brilliant as always, Olan. You, Sir, can weave a spellbinding tale! Honeysuckle indeed.

[@jpperron1835]

*cries and runs in slow motion for internet high five*

[@Sauceguy241]

JP Perron *Recieves and gives just as much of the high five back in a painfully powerful wave of awesome*

[@louinpitts1865]

What was the name of the song you played at 2:31?

[@justinementos]

HE WAS TRYING TO MACK ATTACK ON MY LITTLE CORN SNACK BUGLE QUEEN

[@justinementos]

SHE STRAIGHT UP DOCTOR STRANGE'D MY HEART INTO THE ASTRAL PLANE I AM LIVING FOR THESE LINES

[@STAIND12300]

"It was a twisty straw right into my feelings porch." Olan quote of the year.

[@sarahsue123]

STAIND12300 That was my favorite part! I busted out laughing

[@FishStyx]

i think he said "feelings porridge" but i might be wrong

[@MadGameBoy]

porridge. not porch.

[@benjaminbuchanan7151]

If that’s the case I wonder when he said “it wasn’t just right, it was just wrong,” was a Goldilocks and the three bears reference.

[@STAIND12300]

@@benjaminbuchanan7151 huh, interesting. I'll have to watch the video again to see

[@hank7281]

I like to imagine that this story is actually from last week.

[@LiamChaffee]

You're officially the comeback kid.

[@daurastrassner1400]

Liam Chaffee slows clap*

[@noohumbraveheart5912]

Well played...... Well played

[@Wuollet24]

Regardless if these stories are true or not, Olan is one hell of a story teller.

[@lorddankllama1434]

They are real

[@Max-kq3nj]

absolutely

[@lau9889]

How dare you doubt the realness xD

[@monotonousjryu7044]

"Not in my house. *munch*" A true gentleman still upholding the high standards of proper candy treatment even after the dreaded Snack Thief. I salute you, sir.

[@WesleyReagan]

"YOU CHALLENGE THAT BOY!" Your Mom is awesome! 😂

[@freakalishess]

Wesley Reagan your picture goes so well with the comment 😂

[@seanbarton2907]

At 4:15 you can see spit on the camera Lol

[@kip9793]

Yeah but I’m a teensy bit worried it’s fake

[@florencelinderman3797]

When he says the name, "Mom," I know he's giving us not just a story but a gift. Right!?!

[@megamegapop12]

Have any of these former friends/enemies/girlfriends ever reached out to you?

[@vismundcygnus2800]

I always wonder about this too.

[@wesleyem3]

Bro. Your Mom is freaking fantastic!!

[@benwilson8459]

Not in my house

[@lilgoldenbuddy]

Now we've wasted each other's time.

[@Ethmay]

ModernMan64 haha I know right!

[@alicruz5717]

ModernMan64 yeaass

[@SaruStuff124]

"Well, it's not! And it's gonna come back, and bite you in the butt .... *MISTER!!*

[@danshesafighterholdhertigh609]

Do mine eyes deceiveth me?! The majestic King Rogers hath returned with a tale! And a glorious one at that!

[@OlanRogers]

Your eyes do not. I remain steadfast in the truth!

[@andrewcrotty1124]

Dan She's a fighter hold her tighter Schneider yesssss

[@nav3346]

OlanRogers Jolly good there fair King! Perhaps some thimbles are in order for such joyous of occasion!

[@WyoteCoyote]

I HAVENT BEEN THIS EXCITED FOR A VIDEO IN A LONG TIME

[@sherlockwatson3070]

AHHH OH MY GANDALF THIS VIDEO TOOK THE PETTY TO THE NEXT FLIPPIN' LEVEL. THE KING IS BACK, YOU GUYS. *THE KING IS BACK*

[@MrPeterRossiter]

That honey suckling was so real to all of us!

[@Antiformed]

"He was trying to mac attack on my little corn snack bugle queen!" I love you Olan. Thanks for coming back

[@littleleafers]

This story needs to be animated! It would be even more funny.

[@merityfalls]

littleleafers omg yes someone get on that

[@jonathanbatzios6252]

I respectfully disagree. I think Olan's facial expressiveness and use of comedic jump-cuts is a large part of what makes these intimate stories so great. Face to face with, Little Big O y'know? What do you enjoy most about the animated versions of his stories?

[@lzeph]

+Jonathan Batzios I'm with ya; there are a few animated versions of his stories, and none are nearly as wonderful as watching him tell them.

[@littleleafers]

I phrased myself wrong. An animated version would add to the level of humor because it would be another form to see this story, but I do agree that the regular stories are the best. My bad for the miscommunication.

[@FireflyProductions]

Your mom is DIABOLICAL. That's awesome! What a freaking awesome story!

[@ComedyForestTv]

"Somethings waiting in the bushes of love."

[@bradynabe7267]

ComedyForestTv something is Waiting in the bushes for us

[@Spectralyzed]

Everyday I worry all day...

[@salamander1317]

All daaaayyy

[@geometrydashcryst4l]

About what's waiting in the bushes of love

[@lincolnpalmer9309]

Cause somethings waiting in the bushes for us

[@GreatNZ1]

wow this story did not go as I expected. and I think the moral here is this: never trust a girl with a snack for a name.

[@elenarodriguez922]

nitzan z The other moral of the story: Don't abuse candy.

[@theycallmenugget8088]

These girls will never be on my Hello list

[@StrawmnMcPerson]

My takeaway was more that anyone feminized is villainized, even as a child.

[@ThatsABitPersonal]

I can't believe you never saw that kid again after he went to the hospital??? Maybe he was too ashamed by his defeat to show his face again

[@prdc2782]

death by skittle

[@SaruStuff124]

Fear the rainbow. Taste the rainbow.

[@davidrichardson8394]

SaruStuff124 Smell the rainbow.

[@oddreyrose_]

I'm on my lunch break right now and this notification is the absolute best thing I've seen all day. Olan, you're the best. ❤

[@oddreyrose_]

The Sherlock reference…YESSS!

[@averyzypher330]

Oh I thought I was the only one that caught that!

[@emyemyemyyyy]

So happy to see you 💜 the original (and best in my opinion) storyteller! Wish I had such a talent

[@emyemyemyyyy]

Also, I wish I were your neighbor

[@lzeph]

Me too. We could all be nutty buddies.

[@audreyjohnston3736]

But then you would've gotten mooned lol

[@alicefritsch776]

"I'm like, "MOTHER"" XD Your mom is so amazing.

[@florencelinderman3797]

How about, "This is your son, number two." 😂😂😂

[@bismofunyuns4540]

ABUSING CANDY NOT IN MY HOUSE

[@Flint_Inferno]

You don't just snort candy Bobby!

[@nerguiii]

WE TREAT CANDY WITH RESPECT. WE EAT IT.

[@mondaymayhamf0x623]

WE DONT SHOVE IT UP IN PLACES WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

DAMMIT SCOTTY

[@katiegolan980]

My day gets 3475643298 times better when Olan posts a storytime.

[@yourmomscyberstalk]

Katie Golan he makes everything beyond interesting!

[@Suo_kongque]

fünfMilliardenneunhundertsiebenundachtzigMillionendreihundertsechsundfünfzigtausendachthundertvierundsechzig Mal besser

[@WyoteCoyote]

I absolutely love the way you tell stories. You're hilarious and you come up with the most fantastic metaphors and sometimes I wonder what's going on but I know that's it's amazing. I don't even know how to explain it but your stories just crack me up.

[@GraydenKnoll]

Awkward Gryphon Truly a unique story telling style

[@TheSicariuss]

I TOTALLY got the "Not in my house" reference

[@daurastrassner1400]

TheSicarius same!

[@billcipher1037]

TheSicarius We don't abuse pixy sticks and shove them into places they don't belong. We eat them.

[@EvesEvilVideos]

TheSicarius God I love all of you bc- the olan fanbase is just like a mega-family and I'm trapped in a bear hug

[@trevorkeith3813]

WOW! I Can't believe we watch the same youtube videos!!!!!

[@notwaifu6564]

There's no one like you on KZbin and I love it

[@spongesponge4191]

there is, but hes still good

[@Spectralyzed]

Sponge Sponge No. There isn't. There are people who tell stories, but no one is equal to the Tennessee Wonder Child...

[@meggie8293]

I gasped as soon as he said Moriarty i'm Sherlock trash

[@amandaleake3904]

Meggie you and me both my sherlock friend

[@nataliebrown4416]

I can agree.

[@jonathanponcho3718]

Meggie YASSSS!

[@ManiacMost]

That reference killed me xD I actually knew what he meant!

[@marynrose198]

Meggie YESssss

[@mighty.k7637]

Reality truly makes itself apparent when a man speaks of his 3rd grade love life... this really is our king that has returned!💗

[@ShadyPossum]

HESSSS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

[@jonathanflores3589]

ShadyPossum your picture is perfect for the comment lol

[@Emarella]

LONG LIVE THE KING! LONG LIVE THE KING!

[@averyzypher330]

LONG LIVE KING OLAN! ALL HAIL THE STORY KING!

[@Ratguycantcount]

Emarella no long libe the POPCORN king p.s iam litarly eatimg nutty buddys

[@Ratguycantcount]

Avery Zyphyr no long libe the POPCORN king p.s iam litarly eatimg nutty buddys

[@justinakioka7145]

There was a little fluid bubble that projectiled from your face hole towards me, mid video... I'm not sure how I feel about that... 😂😂😂

[@Sara-ef7mv]

Justin Akioka was wondering if anybody else saw that 😂😂😂

[@konamihatchibori]

Justin Akioka I felt included... x,D

[@crabbySm4ck3r]

Justin Akioka and the middle of the screen was blurry after that... moisture drop on the lens, dawg.

[@zteddy32]

Maybe there was a Skittle up there or something.

[@eli-sq7lr]

Justin Akioka PROJECTed FROM YOUR FACE HOLE

[@donotwannawait]

i hope bobby and jessica see this

[@TwinMoonElder]

Any mention of Olan's family getting involved during a story is GOING to be a one-way ticket to the HILARIOUS Dynasty! ESPECIALLY if it's Mrs. Rogers. Between her sassing the principle, scaring food snatchers, and now dishing out hilariously cold advice for dealing with girls, I just can't stop these laughter tears! X'D

[@grandmasterflash8710]

Please make "our bushes were tainted" apparel

[@eboonepouh9347]

I miss rollin with olan.

[@Samu-oe9pf]

Eboone Pouh best series everr

[@ashtonpoage7715]

Eboone Pouh me toooo

[@Peppersmom98]

2:02 did he really just call the kid a little Moriarty?! I love him even more.

[@madelinehunt4301]

When life hands you Skittles... You eat the crap out of those skittles, dang it!

[@TheGreatMunky]

Butterscotch mint sounds kinda not very good. Gotta be honest.

[@noohumbraveheart5912]

Agreed

[@lennonsteeler]

TheGreatMunky i once mixed butterscotch and peppermint schnapps together. i don't remember anything.

[@TheGreatMunky]

Lennon Steeler It was so bad your brain tried to forget it. :-P

[@sauce410]

Only someone drunk would do that. Oh, wait...

[@Swarrrley]

hahaha this comment is so good

[@morganjeanne33]

A new story Olan story was EXACTLY what I needed right now. literally doubled over laughing after the mom advice plot twist. Can't wait to see Final Space!

[@JIYkp]

8:27 "There's just NOTHING."

[@christopherlmoo]

8:22

[@daniellewene7913]

This video is really the return of the king... Or should I say, the Master Commander!

[@shay2719]

Danielle Risley OMG XDDDDD

[@annakrieske5091]

So I've been told I have a knack for telling stories too,.. like I was telling an actually extremely sad and terrible story yet somehow the one I was telling was laughing hysterically. If I made videos telling stories do you think I'd just be copying? I've just been told I'm pretty funny and want to spread laughter but I don't want to be barrated with comments of "you're just copying Olan rogers!" Any advice folks? (Especially Olan but I doubt he'll comment 😂)

[@mikelars1993]

RiceKrieske Treat just go for it! don't worry about what others think

[@eelboy1004]

RiceKrieske Treat we need more people like Olan to make us laugh. Go right ahead and do it. Besides, someone probably told stories long before Olan did. Nothing's original

[@Harry-x4n]

Just being yourself is enough. People hate on everything, so do whatever makes you happy.

[@noohumbraveheart5912]

Go for it!!

[@charliegordan6354]

In my opinion it just depends how you do it, anyone can tell a story it's just the style you do it in ya get me? I think you should go for it

[@justjules3722]

"She straight up Doctor Stranged my heart into the Astroplane"

[@thisisaudwy]

I clapped at the end of the video without even thinking, and it did take a few seconds before I realised I was alone in my room and that nobody could actually hear me. 👏👏

[@Technatura83]

"Our bushes were now tainted" ~ Olan Rogers, 2017

[@jacobbernard3395]

Just wanted to say that my friends and I have been watching since ghost in the stalls and we love your shop and everything you do. Glad you're back buddy (dramatic high five) ✋🏻

[@thegeekysandwich]

I'm pretty sure that you are the only person who gets this emotional about remembering a childhood event. It's wonderful.

[@theflamesmaxim]

I can really appreciate that, unlike every other video on KZbin, there is a brief introduction with no lame outro

[@Dean444ful]

"She Doctor Stranged my heart into the astral dimension"

[@FreshBrownies]

Olan: It was obvious, she was craving butterscotch mint again. I walk up to her right? And I'm just like **giggles** yeahhh And I WHACK that honeysuckle into the NEXT DIMENSION! That thing innncinerates throoough airrr! I freaking just, PSHHHH. Freaking she was like "W-why did you do that? >:[" I turn to her "....what? It was nothing." OHHHHHHHH!!!!! DEAD. I AM DEAD. Thank you Olan for making me laugh until I can't breathe. Our king has returned! 👑

[@bgmarts1320]

I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH WELCOME BACK TO THE EQUINOX

[@Sintanity]

You are so incredibly charismatic my dude it is so much fun to listen to you tell stories.

[@florencelinderman3797]

You knocked it into space, once again. I love your stories that end with tears in my eyes. Creating laughter, and love simultaneously is, "magic!" Thank you, Mr. Rogers ❤💥👍

[@elyeah7831]

Glad to hear your amazing stories. Excited that the "Return of the King" has come.

[@averyzypher330]

I actually started crying and screamed "I'VE MISSED YOU TOO!!!"

[@ellaanimates554]

I want to be the kind of mom yours was someday XD "YOU CHALLENGE THAT BOY!" "Now we've wasted eachothers time."

[@victoriagray3159]

OMG! I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH!! Your smile is so infectious, and I can't help but grin when I watch your videos!! Thank you for brightening even the darkest of days! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[@connorwalker8927]

1. Dang, third grade was real! 2. Your mom is still the coolest. 3. Early years of the Comeback Kid. 8:18

[@David-mj7gz]

Saw you live, it was fantastic! Any more tours planned anytime soon?

[@OlanRogers]

TheHollywoodKid nothing right now

[@David-mj7gz]

I understand, with the TV show and everything I am sure you have a full schedule! Keep up the good work Olan! :D

[@kbeans77]

OlanRogers are you alright? You look really tired. So glad you presented all of us with your glorious stories :)

[@homiedatboi5760]

THE KING HAS RETURNED TO HIS KINGDOM!

[@MadeOfHamm]

HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY!! You're stories are truly golden gifts wrapped in love I cry laughing at every one WELCOME BACK

[@xShadowTigeressx]

The more I watch your videos, the more I adore ur mom. She's amazing.

[@spektralsound7704]

8:17 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@christopherlmoo]

8:23

[@landomerando6362]

Shoving candy up his nose? not in my house.

[@laylaf_15]

Lando Merando, yeah same for me ;-)

[@Nazirite95]

I want a shirt that says "What about Bobbie Lagrange?". That is all.

[@Amblarg1]

I am in the military and I won't lie sometimes I come home from work not knowing how I will be able to go to work tomorrow with a smile and positive out look on things but then I come on KZbin watch a few of your story times and I catch my self laughing . Forgetting the negative things that happened that day. It doesn't matter if I have seen that video a million time I still smile and for that I don't know how to thank you!

[@ShakespeareLynn]

I love it when you talk about your mom! She sounds awesome. And I really needed this video after a long day. So glad the King is back!

[@DarkBladeX98]

I'm so happy to be here right now.

[@CalebPacko]

"what? it was nothing." SAVAGE! OH MY YES!

[@remainingembers]

Proof that you can be really entertaining and funny without even using gross language or even swearing lol.

[@oliviawalker2359]

So glad you're back!!! My friend and I binge your stories every sleepover just laughing our butts off! 👍🏼💙

[@miaphillips8855]

I had no idea what I was getting myself into when I clicked on this video. But I am so glad I did.

[@Em-ic3vm]

You were the comeback kid long before paintball.

[@MrSnufullahfahgess]

This reminded me of when I accidentally choked on an M&M in the middle of my 6th grade class. I wasn't too popular in school.

[@em4403]

I want a sweatshirt that says "Madame Pizza Rolls in the house"

[@nicolegibson5934]

Every time you post a story it becomes my new favorite story on all the internet

[@emmasullivan750]

this is HILARIOUS the way he tells stories is my favorite thing on this planet and he cracks himself up which gives me LIFE

[@taliafore1578]

I want a mom like Olans mom, she sounds lit

[@calebcoble7468]

This is the most positive community on KZbin :D

[@megb5196]

Is there fog on your lens from panting....?

[@OlanRogers]

I destroyed a ghost and captured it's soul on the lens

[@TH3SK8T3R125]

God damn I missed your stories! The king has returned indeed. LONG LIVE THE KING!

[@juliecortelezzi1776]

Once again, yes, you are the king!!! Love it!!! You truly are an amazing story teller. I like you much more live than the animation, but I'm old, so there it is.

[@theswaggeringwombat3084]

AAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGHHHH SON OF A WESLEY HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@iquemedia]

I would pretend that I'm Freddy Kruger every time I ate bugels. I'm 23 now and still do it.

[@PaulStOnge-zb5oh]

I cant wait to see final space so keep working hard!

[@snabbywinchester2515]

YOUR VIDEOS ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE I NEVER GENUINELY LAUGH UNTIL I HEAR YOUR STORIES and I very much appreciate you :,)

[@spUwU]

Once again, I am reduced to the silent seal clapping laughter that so often accompanies your stories. Way to go, Lil' Big O, you walk away from those metaphorical explosions

[@bananabean6041]

Whoever disliked this video can catch me outside, how 'bout that? (Seriously though, who disliked this video?)

[@swxxtpea999]

"Any girl with the last name of a freaking snack food is on my hello list" Me: **goes back to being a girl full time* *changes last name to Brownie* How do you feel about me now Olan

[@Iucifers_dad]

*clicks* *likes* "okay now I'll watch it"

[@thomastreaty3647]

"Little cornsnack bugle queen" is by far the best and most adorable pet name

[@RedSkyline]

OLAN! Missed your stories, hope the show is going absolutely amazing. You're the best

[@MrWulfric1]

Get the gang back together. Ballonshop must be revived.

[@noohumbraveheart5912]

I wish, but I'm afraid that ship has really sailed long ago. Those guys were great though

[@Kadulikan]

MrWulfric1 *Syndrome voice* Too late! Fifteen years too late.

[@ShadowGhost]

BTW, your TV is on with no input. ;) But funny story as always Olan.

[@OlanRogers]

Dude that's the best channel I got.

[@notimportant1698]

Shadow Ghost it's NOTHING

[@jbone9883]

I love ball pits.

[@OlanRogers]

me too

[@NaireCardoso]

my favorite stories are the ones in which your mom appears, what an amazing person she must be. also SPAT MY SODA, CONGRATS

[@rebekahpincock9219]

He needs more subscribers. He deserves more views. He’s by far my favorite KZbinr. He has a sense of humor without a potty mouth

[@kooperthrockmorton7869]

YES! HAHAHA! HE'S BACK!! YEEEESSSS!