Trying To Cut Things Perfectly In Half

How hard is it to cut things into perfect halves? GMM # 2585
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[@jacobopalenik3631]

The last round is literally solving a math problem with the incorrect equations and still somehow getting the right answer

[@adaeku]

😅😅😊😅😊😊😊😊😅😅😮

[@ecksit4482]

Aka how I got my college degree

[@yyyukiiii]

with how that machete cake was going and looking, that 10.9 oz match was truly a miracle

[@gimygaming8655]

I thought the same

[@infamousdnt]

Thanks for the spoiler

[@MetalForo]

@@infamousdnt Don't read comments before watching the video? That's on you.

[@adamvalencia1413]

Rhett is special he prob had caffeine before the show lol

[@thespankmyfrank]

​@@MetalForo KZbin shows the top comment for people on mobile no matter if you want it to or not though.

[@kcam1717]

Link in the last round was the plot twist of the century

[@Cheyannerose12]

i lost faith for a second lol.

[@Areniapixie]

I totally didn’t see that coming 😅

[@MrVovansim]

I saw it coming because I have the attention span of a squirrel, so I read the comments while watching the video, and I was STILL shocked. Amazing.

[@duanagrant1695]

That was pure wizardry 😂🤣🤣

[@notsohandsomesquidward9994]

And u in the comments spoiled it 😭😭

[@mango.recycle]

This has got to make top ten moments at the end of the year for that ending

[@jasonwilliams1713]

My thoughts EXACTLY ✨️✨️✨️

[@Hitherto90]

Without question. This is on par with the Redbull episode.

[@sukai121]

it better be!!

[@noone-gf5op]

last round was literally like: there is no way this will be even close after all of this carnage... but, it looks pretty close in size. but it was way too random and chaotic. but they do look identica- WHAT?!?!

[@gimygaming8655]

My exact thoughts

[@MaybeItsGas]

I think it's hysterical Link's punishment foods were sour and spice, meanwhile Rhett's were haggis and bile

[@Truthorfib]

Its funny cause Link is actually what they call a super taster thats why his taste buds are all whack 😂

[@nascarwildcatfan7577]

22:26 That ending was shocking!!!! Way to go!!!! Can't believe that happened!!!!

[@jasonaxe2082]

Yes the evenness of the cake (for those who haven't seen it there is your spoiler)

[@treasurerFinleyASC]

"The wonderful thing about a bear is that it's perfectly symmetrical." As was the pinata had they thought about it...

[@BananaBoatNation]

Exactly I thought the same lol

[@brokebassoon]

Hard to believe the "engineers" missed that...

[@Pemenari]

@@brokebassoon their job for the last many years has been to be entertaining rather than smart, and sometimes it shows 😂

[@lozenger8]

Right? I was so confused.

[@Gundumb_guy]

Yea that was my initial thought as well. Then it would really come down to eyeballing the candy aspect of the piñata accordingly because they had 6oz to spare! 🤦‍♂️

[@PhaTs00p]

Pretty sure nobody expected there to be any precision as soon as we saw Link wield the machete.

[@elizabethb1096]

“Khaki wearers” That’s reminds me… BRING BACK THE SMELLING BEE

[@veronicalukaszewski9043]

YESSS

[@samuellajeunesse2521]

Beans!

[@vTransQueen]

@@samuellajeunesse2521is that your final answer?

[@casarespeter]

Bring it back, bring it back, bring it back

[@oofproductions6956]

@@vTransQueenyes! B. E. A. N. S. Beans!

[@menleeramsey]

good mythical morning! nothing like starting the morning worrying about link with a knife!

[@hannahcollins1816]

Right?! Really got the stress-generated cortisol flowing 😅

[@H4LOM4ZT3R]

Yay for Link with a Machete!

[@menleeramsey]

@@H4LOM4ZT3R at least he used the safety strap!

[@Moola868]

There might be some dispute as to whether "cutting something in half" and "hacking something to bits then distributing it evenly" count as the same thing but that 0oz Discrepancy was a sight to behold.

[@tamtam2939]

To be fair im not sure whats more impressive

[@KimberlyEvrAftr]

So glad they're back to regular scheduled programming!!! Now my life can feel normal again. 😆

[@Cove_Blue]

Nobody understood why I didn't know if it was a weekday or the weekend there for a little while 😂

[@proudtobeweird]

I know…I was going through withdrawal symptoms 😂

[@its_me_zuzka]

''I think Ive earned the exemption for the whole year!'' Saying Link with his bloody finger 😁

[@_MissLoLo]

I'm actually impressed by their accuracy with the cake

[@cosetterolfes4100]

Link: "Why can't I do some of the thinking?" Rhett: "Well, you're not saying anything." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@caeleydiane24]

They're like an old married couple lmaooo I strive for a friendship like theirs

[@cosetterolfes4100]

@@caeleydiane24 hahahahaha for real!! This is GOLD!

[@jackpaxton9391]

Link giving moral support to the bear is one of my new favorite GMM moments now. Just the way he says, "This is not moral" is just soo funny to me!

[@kphoenix128]

Games that put Rhett on the hook for Link's actions are the best 😂

[@KimberlyEvrAftr]

Link's toddler face when Stevie said, Uh No.. ☹️ 6:28

[@unicrongobsmacker8595]

HES SSO CUTEEEEEE

[@ziylla1446]

“That was a good idea” “That was a great idea link” Now that’s friendship

[@tannernemitz]

I love unhinged episodes like this 🥰

[@madimo2001]

I audibly screamed NO WAY at that last round! You guys should do more of these episodes!

[@marcodiaz6124]

Ah yes, the perfect challenge for the Linkster to let the intrusive thoughts win

[@Kari0520]

At this point I think that his normal thoughts and the safety are the intrusive thoughts lmao

[@EscoNitz]

Whenever link has a sharp object even a tooth pick... I panic legitimately.

[@Cripplified]

At first I thought it was just a running gag, but over the years I genuinely get a sense of anxiety seeing him pick up sharp objects

[@thespankmyfrank]

​@@Cripplified It is a running gag, he definitely plays it up for the camera, but he does seem a bit... unhinged with a knife for sure 😅

[@Daisuka]

Okay, that last round was nothing short of incredible 👏🏽 Definitely one of the best moments on GMM this year!

[@laurinevelyn6335]

I’m a pastry chef, cakes are my bread and butter. Watching Link destroy this wedding cake is so satisfying. 😂

[@DSqu4red.]

"That thing is SHARP, homie!" He says as he is leaning in as close as he can

[@Aiman-hl6ep]

how was that last round possible??! i never thought they’d get it

[@gimygaming8655]

I was just as confused

[@ronitshah2898]

That ending was one of the most iconic gmm moments

[@ninetyfivetv6376]

5:00 I agree Link, I thought i was in an alternate universe for a sec.

[@jessehiroskey2364]

Next episode Rhett and link try to stich the bear back together

[@CaptainNamikaze]

Rhett cutting the bear in half gave me flashbacks to the elephant sequence in It Takes Two. 😂

[@Hok7a]

noo why did you made me remember that

[@cheshirecatstuffs4944]

Wow same

[@shaycat13]

Omg horrendous dismemberment, if only it wasnt a stuffy

[@smokeytaboo]

Omg 😭😭

[@3lttlbrds]

I'd watch a whole season of Bear's Anatomy 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kodydestefano2536]

GOOD MYTHICAL MORNING MY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS!!!!

[@JustGuineaPigs01]

Good morning ☀️

[@dylan_1313]

--Spoiler Blocker--

[@bootymuncher7649]

Thank you 🩷

[@jessicasenbetu2905]

THE PROBABILITY OF THE LAST ROUND HAPPENING THE WAY IT DID WAS SO LOW IM LITERALLY GOBSMACKED

[@Staatus_Quo]

For Link not liking Rhett talking during his turns, he sure af doesn't shut up during Rhett's turn! 😂

[@sukai121]

THAT WEDDING CAKE WAS SO GOOOOD GO LINK!!!

[@Hitherto90]

That last round is the STUFF OF LEGEND.

[@janeka2013]

Just got my bagel & cream cheese ready . Perfect timing ! 🙌🏾

[@blkrhino7961]

No lox?

[@ShantyShhh]

Love how in the first round of Link cutting, Rhett acts like an over protective older brother.

[@yamiljahdielmelendez6253]

One of the biggest sports comeback in recent memory. Godspeed to Link!

[@queenb1119]

That last round is the definition of thriving and succeeding in chaos! 🤣

[@egg_yoo]

This is the only thing that brings me joy when working early morning shifts

[@BeautyMonster1000]

Link can never be trusted around sharp objects but that ending was badass! Lol!

[@AsianDorkE]

Link really was having a, "Trust the process moment"! xD

[@gabiluch87]

What kind of miracle was bestowed upon Link today? That was incredible!

[@mel_xdxd]

That last round was so amazing, I almost couldn’t believe it!!!! Kinda like Rhett’s 71 guess 😂

[@brettwatto1949]

I love how at the end Links asking for an exemption whilst his knuckle is actually covered in blood!

[@oofmydude8173]

Link put that pocket knife in a bit of a compromising position on the piñata 😂

[@SirXer]

That last round was incredible, one of the best GMM moments of the year already!

[@mungus3129]

Theory: Link might secretly be the best with sharp objects! He moves them so wildly but is just so good he purposely never hits people

[@Afullerton95]

Watching link with that machete gave me so much anxiety 😂

[@jmaice83616]

There is nothing better in this world than on over the top Rhett celebration!!! One of my favorite things in this world! Yes, I will call you "The Sickle Boy."😂

[@the1tomlowson]

As someone from the UK, I would LOVE a Haggis Quesadilla!!

[@DatGuy_83]

I'm not from the UK and I'd gladly eat one. Haggis is good

[@AzraelAeternum]

Steffen Henssler is a professional chef, so his cutting technic should be strong!

[@Pandaliliy]

I did not expect to see a German TV show here 😅

[@YeLLowCarDxGirL]

The last round had the most unsatisfying perfect halving on the internet.

[@roan5250]

Link must've used his remaining luck on the cake slice lol

[@chrystalp3086]

Good morning from Ontario, Canada :) i fell asleep on my couch and woke up to a new gmm

[@kyoijin_bois3016]

I dont know why I enjoyed this so much, it's just like one of those satisfying cuts videos, with guys who cant do it as well 😂

[@eim6741]

That is the coolest thing Link has ever done

[@lindsayhaugen7660]

I was NOT expecting that ending! Also, Link blaming Rhett for him not listening

[@bondfool]

A thousand more games of this one please.

[@solanuskc4303]

Cutting is involved, this is DEFF AN ADVANTAGE FOR THE LINKSTER!!!

[@Elvings92]

Still can't believe you gave a machete to link

[@beat0life]

Link questioning Rhett taking 3 when Link took 6 the previous round

[@vc316]

i just miss the part where the teddy bear is food... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@erinumm1916]

Guys?!?! 😂😂😂😂😂 22:51

[@melrhea12]

LINK IS EFFING ICONIC FOR THAT OMG 🙌🏻

[@Hitherto90]

They NEED to do this episode again.

[@the.scorpio.wonder]

I actually gave y’all around of applause for that last round! ❤😂 great show, I like this new game!

[@superpaul583]

Puke fruit perfect half: 2.6 Pinata w/candy perfect half: 4.11 Teddy bear perfect half: 2.9 Wedding cake perfect half: 10.9

[@marcelinoholguin9269]

Definitely a fun new game and I appreciate the creativity. And mythical spin on things. Hopefully this becomes a whole series l!

[@Cove_Blue]

I'm genuinely so impressed that was the most damage done and at the results! 👏🏻👏🏻

[@ElWanders]

The third round got a little grizzly. I couldn’t bear to watch. But that last round really took the cake.

[@tracegates8841]

I see that. 😊

[@skechers28227]

I need a Tshirt of Link as Conan gloriously holding the machete above his head, like a 70's movie poster.

[@noellev9332]

Would love to see another episode of these!!!

[@aerongray2228]

yes link! cant be trusted with a pair of scissors but can wildly hack a cake in perfect halves with a machete!

[@k1tsk1]

siblings are champions at this game

[@JTonyArts]

You know, if you like your cake warm, they have a new Tupperware like box that keeps your bisected cake perfectly fresh AND it fits perfectly in your microwave! That way you can half your cake and heat it, too!

[@williamhilinsky1327]

That ending was unexpected 😂

[@huttjos85]

I love how Link needs to ask Stevie for permission on holding knives. Her tone is always sounding like a doubtful mother haha.

[@NicoleTheeHomebody]

No but really HOW did they do that at the end?!

[@gimygaming8655]

Good question

[@Spiderkid97]

You should do a superhero/villain cereal taste test! For example Spiderman berry cereal - superman cap’n’,crunch etc!

[@Acepilot8Gaming]

This is a treat for my OCD today...GOOOOOD mythical morningg

[@joeman840]

The cake split was one of the most impressive things I've seen on GMM

[@sfslax]

Links face when he said “this lasts indefinitely?” and rhett and stevie immediately go no no no

[@jonsturgill8868]

You two are the two most successful dorks on the internet. You give hope to dorks of all age around the world!

[@Cole_Bailey]

I love these gameshow style formats

[@OneJumpMan33]

Wait but kink handled the machete so well! He told rhett to back up every time and everything

[@ifrababur]

there's no way all that chaotic cutting led to there being equal halves

[@gimygaming8655]

I thought the same. I'm perplexed

[@bobbintb1664]

​@@gimygaming8655 Here's your answer: the scales have an 11 lbs limit and no one realized it.

[@gimygaming8655]

@@bobbintb1664 fr?

[@bobbintb1664]

@@gimygaming8655 That cake is definitely more than 22 lbs and 11 lbs is a common limit for those types of scales.

[@gimygaming8655]

@bobbintb1664 really interesting. Thank you for telling me. I really doubted after all that it was somehow even

[@hippiejuicebox1389]

One of the best episodes I’ve seen in a while! I want another one of these asap!

[@Daily_Meat_Dealer]

I’m so thankful Rhett and Link wake up every weekday at 2am to give us this amazing show

[@Machturtle7491]

So amazing that they livestream the show every day

[@alexawatkins3541]

@19:26 not Link being a swiftie and quoting Better Than Revenge (TV)😂

[@Audrey-bs7zr]

Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did

[@jw7665]

Link quoting lyrics is underrated imo, it usually goes over everyone’s head lol

[@danes123]

That’s not just a Taylor Swift lyric

[@alexawatkins3541]

@@danes123 I know I was just being facetious

[@Babs-eh2cb]

Please do this again!!! This was an awesome episode!!!

[@luckieduckiejk]

average sibling experience

[@TheViper4Life]

Absolutely blown away. I honestly though Link flubbed that ending and he was exact! Amazing.

[@greesama14]

I feel sorry for the bear. It hurt my soul them cutting it in half

[@NoDreamin]

That last round legit made me so happy for you both. And think it makes uo for all the loses link has had in the last few years

[@johnnylight0]

It's incredible how much the imperial system doesn't make sense. Not even to themselves.

[@Ninscholos]

"I needed the 4 oz. No, wait. I needed 10 oz." Why is there 10 oz between 3'1 and 2'7. That's just... not logical.

[@RandyMarsh-nu6lo]

⁠@@NinscholosBecause there’s 16 ounces in a pound. It’s not that complicated.

[@Ninscholos]

@RandyMarsh-nu6lo Not that complicated? Sure. Also: Not that logical.

[@RandyMarsh-nu6lo]

@@Ninscholos K

[@weregretohio7728]

If only there was a simpler system we could transition to.