We're All Come Dumpsters - Rice To Meet You

[@anneadams649]

The dynamic between Nigel and Evelyn would make a great k-drama plot. He is the very successful, intelligent and cute but emotionless CEO. She is the long-suffering, smart and broken but beautiful friend/colleague/assistant If the k-drama has 24 episodes, the final episodes might look something like this: Episode 20: Nigel and Evelyn celebrate some or other podcast milestone by drinking too much and end up dancing & singing karaoke at a club Episode 21: Nigel and Evelyn declare their feelings to each other with passionate kisses Episode 22: Nigel's ex-wife enters the scene admitting that their divorce was a mistake and wanting him back. Episode 23: Nigel & Evelyn question whether they should risk their friendship for a romantic relationship. The final episode is a beautiful wedding with all the trimmings!!

[@dancing.panda.studios]

That sounds perfect 🥰 🥰🥰

[@JakeyzPlayz]

It sounds really dramatic maybe tone the drama down just a bit

[@sumpitbaja6740]

I'm imagining nigel's mother and sister listen to this podcast 😆😆

[@jade1020]

Congrats on Mock the week!!! I’ll look out for your episode 🔥

[@a.7811]

I'm in the US and watch Mock the Week religiously!! Congrats!! I can't wait to watch you!!

[@TheMingzz]

As a Malaysian Chinese in HK, I can attest that Everlyn sounds like Swedish Banana with her Canto and Mando while Nigel is hiding the fact that his mando and canto are great; you cant have crappy Chinese if you attended a top Chinese high school in KL @.@ Love your podcast! Nigel, I don't know why; it seems like Malaysian loves to joke crassly; Everlyn, would you agree with me? :D

[@shanosullivan12]

I just saw this on my feed and was like "oh my gosh, it's Tuesday!" 😄 Thanks guys!

[@fusroda1839]

With Nigel's sarcasms and Evelyn's infectious laughter, I need no any antidepressants.

[@Checkmate1138]

Same, haha

[@AndyMrSong]

I have been watching this podcast since about ep 80. It's very nice to see Evelyn becoming more confident and happy.

[@iamsheunicorn00]

“BYE DIMWITS” at the end. 🤣

[@BenSATX]

That was hilarious!

[@mishguna7]

YYAASSS QUEEN!! The gaslighting number society does on women in larger bodies! So eloquently said! We love you Evelyn! 💕

[@junej897]

最开始只是觉得uncle噢不daddy roger好好笑，慢慢发掘nigel本人太有魅力了吧！现在的我超爱Evelyn！！！ 每周二周天是我最兴奋最期待的日子，超爱你们~🥰

[@justinalee7306]

I feel like Nigel is gonna make “Bye, dimwits!” a permanent outro now 😆

[@CDavLee]

“I am a plus sized girl. I live in this world that is designed to make me feel worthless because of the way I look. And when I point that out, people then blame ME for having low self esteem for pointing it out, when I’m actually pointing out a TRUTH.” So. Many. Snaps! Point that sh*t out!

[@WileChile51]

100%

[@youtubeuseri57]

🙌🙌🙌

[@poeticbruja2893]

Evelyns little "live long and prosper" moment at the end was so cute! lol

[@majaliwamzombwe4654]

Nigel, the energy u give out gets u the drivers u deserve ✨

[@zensbleexperience3470]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣You two NEVER fail to make me snort laugh! That's a great thing. You made my day! Thanks

[@dnhxusjjs]

I love how genuinely Nigel and Evelyn enjoy each other.

[@cjli861]

You have to be precise with the intonation and pronunciation of every word when speaking in Chinese. So, yes, i totally relate to Nigel’s comments on Evelyn’s cantonese and mandarin. There is a distinct natural tone to those who speak decent Chinese which is quite difficult to adapt if you haven’t been speaking it since childhood or if you’re learning it as a foreign language.

[@ZENMASTERME1]

You both are absolutely awesome and undeniably entertaining!!

[@adakan1376]

Wow! I think Evelyn and Nigel were talking about my comment about their Cantonese in their last podcast...haha. Anyways, all I meant was appreciation to the effort in preserving Cantonese.

[@vinawaldren6888]

Monday's are better, 'cause it's only one more day till Tuesday!😀 You guys make Tuesday's great! But Wednesday's suck 'cause we have to wait a full week for another cast!😤

[@39zack]

Another episode of Nigel and Evelyn`s sex talk, camouflaged as an comedy podcast XD

[@ansonkhyip]

just watched your MTW episode - you're great and keep it up! :D

[@zensbleexperience3470]

Oh Evelyn I just love you so much! You are the perfect one to keep up with Nigel You give as well as take oh crap that sounded dirty 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@MikeTheBFG]

I'm proud of Evelyn. I know she's not a fan of that intro and she pretty much killed it.

[@geodaddy1920]

Nigel gonna get a dog. He is thinking ahead. Dogs are definitely chick magnets.

[@Bella-zf3wv]

Rice to meet you >>> therapy

[@joan710]

Evelyn speaking mandarin is so cute!

[@Mandy-fg9jx]

"Tiny Asian women!!" 🤣🤣 Fast, quick and accurate, Evelyn 👏🏻

[@MlleShade]

I have to say that I love that you release your podcast on Tuesdays, the worst day of the week. But now I start looking forward to Tuesdays because I know there will be a new ricetomeetyou episode! Also I agree with Nigel, listening to Ashley Park's mediocre Chinese in Emily In Paris, when the character is supposedly from Shanghai, really put me off. Like they couldn't find a Chinese actress for that role? Or even change the background of that character to Korean instead of Chinese?

[@AW-wn6ig]

Evelyn is just so pretty. I love your podcasts and also laughed so hard seeing Nigel and Evelyn in Chinatown.

[@moopower800]

Evelyn, I'm in Asia and on the dating apps, get all these guys who say they are moving to my area too. And as soon as I see this sort of msg, I block them immediately whether they are Asian, White, Hispanic, etc.

[@bingming]

Oh, I thought you meant MSG first, hahahah! Figured later while reading you meant message.

[@randomgenerator-lp5yl]

Congratulations on mock the week! I love Nigel's advice!

[@starr.singean]

Evelyn’s probably gonna pick up Cantonese very fast, coz she are already have some foundation in it.. haha just watch more TVB drama series 😆😆

[@victoria2110]

rice to meet you getting me through quarantine

[@xkozmikx]

Evelyn does what I do! knock on her head when she says knock on wood. I'm here to see the dance that Nigel did because I couldn't see it on the sound only podcast. LOL

[@sharp7866]

I’d swipe for Evelyn!

[@joelmyers3303]

As a Joel I’m quite offended Evelyn 😂

[@ycheetheng]

Evelyn always pointed out something cruel but true...but we all love Evelyn because of her charming personality, no need to care much about the criteria of spouse selection, nothing is absolute in this world!

[@PizzaPenguin650]

Her personality is great and everybody loves it. Her looks not so much. Sorry but true and she knows it

[@hiontruluv]

Never found Nigel attractive til he spoke Mandarin... Also, don't think he was being mean to Evelyn about her languages. More of challenging her to learn more & grow. Evelyn, some of those guys might not be into tiny females. Try out a date & see what happens. Just have fun & who knows, maybe it might turn out good.

[@Cocozfinest]

Love ya guys. Always crack me up

[@phatLeptosom]

57:00 wait, nigels getting a lil doggo??? i take it back, he really is average for his generation :D i dont know about this since im working class, but the traditional bourgeois thing to do would be to get invited to swinger parties in wilhelminian style houses and getting your prostate massaged by a total stranger that probably has two more phds than you

[@randomgenerator-lp5yl]

Nigel is really harsh, he's judging you from the yardstick of him growing up in Malaysia and you growing up in Sweden. I also feel his perfectionism is a defense mechanism because he's hard on himself. It's okay to not be "the best" at everything. Evelyn, don't lose confidence!

[@paulaakaharleyquinn7251]

Only small things have a choking hazard 🤣 poor nigel 😝🤣

[@chloeng0708]

To be honest, being an Asian raised in Asia, Nigel's advice is really helpful and, tbh, we all Asians would already have that in mind before walking into it but still, it's really nice to hear that from another person. It's practical. He's not trying to give you unicorn shits. edit: and also, Cantonese people tend to be p-r-e-t-t-y critical about cantonese cuz obviously cantonese is harder because of the tone. NOT saying that cantonese speaking ppl are better cuz we all know they (most of them) suck at speaking mandarin but still.

[@WileChile51]

I lost my shit when Evelyn almost said, "Oh, come on," but stopped herself. xD

[@seniasenia1659]

Amazing 😊

[@ivanlimando9331]

Rice to meet you with auntie Liz please

[@kodzos]

She’s been on. Episode 65!!

[@Pinkyearlgrey]

Just noticed the huge MAKAN in the back!

[@farihahassan5162]

YOU KILLED ME WITH THE CORN EWWWWWWW ahahahaa

[@veediaz8002]

Evelyn you are right on the catfishing mostly Asian profiles. Don't worry its not your profile that's being catfished I've had 2 instances but before i installed the app I have researched about catfishing so much so i just unmatch everytime I am 99% sure 😀

[@jeshammah10]

Nigel and I and maybe 10 other friends share the same dad. They all read the same WhatsApp or Facebook message about the vaccines apparently 🙄

[@bsnit1]

I'm a gay Asian guy, and that story Evelyn told is very common ... I've encountered lots of scammers in apps ... I'm sure they will come up with more new scams in future

[@BuckyBoba]

Evelyn! Aiyo! No need tinder. You live above Chinese Restaurant. Ask all of Chinese Uncles working there for introductions to their nephews. Meet up downstairs for dim sum, have two Aunties from staff to chaperone.

[@guluguluglulu3615]

The intro dance move is kinda cute tho 👀

[@ashaashuasmr]

Hahaha just 5min of video and you already created a new character?! Damn damn this gonna be good. 😂🔥

[@mehrnooshmontenegro5220]

I'm soo agree with the catfishing part it's terrible I found out that there are some kind of Russian guys who use Korean hot guys photos to catfish people and I realized about this when they share with me their number and they have in what'sapp the photo of the Korean guy and in Telegram the real photo of them 🙄🙄

[@wans769]

Agree with Evelyn on tiny Asian women. In Malaysia even worst, men looking for a tiny women and fair skin as well especially Malay 🙄

[@humblyvida7079]

I think this was the funniest video. I was dying laughing. 😂😂

[@vt.physics]

I'm making clay figures while listening to this podcast!

[@guluguluglulu3615]

You guys just remind me it's Tuesday again ((= idek why i got surprised every time 🌝

[@wisnuputrawardhana8434]

Oww uncle roger.. Real personality 😄

[@tanyak6398]

My Uber driver and bus driver both drove me to check out the car I ended up buying his . Nigel , start sending good vibes ha

[@betheone83]

Evelyn should do Aunty Helen in Cantonese 😂

[@lindawong7963]

Why the name come out as Evelyn Walk? Finny dance like the Australia penguin at Phillips island 😂

[@VG-ey3ze]

LMAO Evelyn wants the job to adjust to her capabilities.. 😅😅😅 Funny, cute! But that's why jobs has qualifications, yeah Nigel is right. 👍

[@ceali11]

We need a podcast with just Nigel

[@iamtheboneofmysword607]

An IQ score of 100 would be the 50th percentile, a score of 115 would be 1 standard deviation above that.

[@dollymeyer3893]

Hell yea Evelyn! Preach! ps, I think you're gorgeous Evelyn and I think you can get it

[@KaiKaix3003]

I love the podcasts even tho I am young

[@BuckyBoba]

When can see this Mock The Week episode on KZbin? Help!

[@BuckyBoba]

Ha. Write More!

[@MikeTheBFG]

Nigel might be on the low end. I am the same I don't read to into what I like or do means. What would be the way to tell if your on the high or low end of the bell curve.

[@AllPopEverything]

Practice the intro using cue cards! 😂

[@mikajen9126]

I swear, everyone speaks SO much faster than Americans

[@BuckyBoba]

Ya, Michelle Yeoh's Mandarin painful.

[@TheOnlyTaps]

🔥🔥🔥

[@northkoreancomander8699]

2:40 tbh I would not consider it an honor to go to Logan Paul's podcast or really meet Logan in general

[@dollyvemai9603]

If you ever feel stupid Remember some people dislike this 🤣🤣

[@teresa-3489]

my friend thought nigel was a transgender person because he has such a feminine high-pitched voice😬😂

[@melaniemonroe5881]

47:40 Evelyn doesn't believe him.

[@phatLeptosom]

@48:40 exactly! spot-on description of victim blaming, universal to diversities. of course you cant blame nigel, since his 2 semesters of philosophy back in his bachelor studies merely gave him an idea for a nouveau riche (more accurate: pettit bourgeois) type of wall decoration that was popular amongst undereducated asian immigrants 10 years ago (nowadays artsy shit would have been, for my knowledge). So hes still a humanities illiterate that would appear outdated even among the functional elites of his own homeland.^^ But what else instead of 'holding space' (wtf came up with this cheapo concept anyway?!) should be the consequence out of a perfectly accurate description? - In any case not generalizing as if its just a genreal, societal problem that gets, again, naturalized as a function of an anonymous swarm intelligence beyond any possibility of influence! It has to be taken PERSONAL. Cuz the goal of this defense mechanism - mostly unconscious - is to SHUT DOWN talk about individual vulnerabilites categorically to avoid contradictions in a safe and sound system of attributions. Nah, bruh! Big chicks and whoever is non-identical just have to talk it out about themselves (as long as its not some meaningless self-celebratory bs of course).

[@YoutiaoVlogs]

In singapore the bj song is a holoq holoq XD

[@84rinne_moo]

Early!!!

[@Wanfete]

😂 😂 😂

[@lingzhisun4960]

好重的广东口音😂

[@PassionPno]

那是南洋口音吧。

[@arkeeblu1169]

No more cmdmpstr pls :(

[@kimberly4766]

HAHAHHAHAHAH

[@AksamRafiz]

nice try uncle roger

[@leighbee1764]

lmao

[@zensbleexperience3470]

I'm going to just leave these here....💩🌽💩🌽💩🌽💩🌽😎😎😎 not 🍿🍿🍿🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@noonelikeaprius]

People in Hong Kong dont even speak good cantonese, they can't even understand Canton's cantonese. Just saying.

[@MikeTheBFG]

Nigel has a massive ego. He probably is too big and busy but be humble homie.

[@patricksantos361]

He's a Karen, that can be fuuuuunnnnyy

[@WileChile51]

Good for him though, it's alright for someone to value themselves, especially as a minority.

[@MikeTheBFG]

True but it is never good to value yourself to the point of looking like a tool and he definitely strattles that quite often.

[@WileChile51]

@@MikeTheBFG I get your viewpoint, but he is also a comedian and puts himself and his views out there, some that he may not even really believe but "it's funnnyyyy."

[@BuckyBoba]

Disagree. For history hints, dig into older podcasts.

[@cosmonautm]

Down syndrome level? Really…..is that meant to be funny?

[@TurdInternational]

In regards to catfishing: I'm mixed white/Japanese and I have a Singaporean friend and we both are fine with plus size women (not chasers tho), but for him living in SG, he used to struggle with the way society judges you for dating bigger girls. I think Evelyn's right saying the issue is society, but I think it extends to men as well. Effectively conditioning us to want skinny girls, and if that doesn't work, it shames us for finding + size attractive or dating + size women to stop us doing it. He claims he felt less of that living in Australia, and I don't feel it's that big an issue living in Aus/UK. So perhaps some of these guys are realizing that they won't be shamed as much in a western society compared to an Asian society?