Rich Eisen’s Priceless Response to Learning Sam Darnold Is Out Due to Mono | 9/12/19

[@therealbrodric]

Rich Eisen is a national treasure and should be preserved at all costs.

[@seanpaulson9098]

Eh he's kinda annoying.

[@thizlam4810]

little Do no u

[@mayasullivan3853]

Nah that's joe benigno

[@NickTasy]

100% agree lol

[@Ziggz47]

Namath made a deal with the devil 50 years ago and we are still cursed

[@fierromarcus]

Joe Kresl 💀💀💀

[@VMan29397]

then why is he alive if you make a deal with the devil you die young like robert johnson

[@deemariedubois4916]

Joe Kresl You would think if anyone was going to get something like mono it would been Broadway Joe.

[@Buchummo]

Dee Marie Dubois my man joe was a real player he didn’t kiss any hoes only smash 😂💀

[@CoastalEddieinflames]

Bobby Lane laughs at your "curse".

[@KickItToTheKing]

I'm about to die of laughter listening to Rich Eisen's theory about the Patriots and DT! OMG! LOL!

[@Richard-et8eu]

That's what patriots do!

[@DAFIZZIF]

Darnold was just ahead of the curve with the quarantining a year before everyone.

[@MrStoutfool]

I got mono in my mid twenties and lost 30 pounds in a month. Brutal!

[@blkpanther11]

Damn

[@buffalo.blackk]

Sounds like mono helped you get in shape. Win-win-win.

[@romiarkan450]

Maybe I should contract mono to lose weight geez 30 pounds is a lot

[@worksbydandeprez]

I got it at 28, lost 20 lbs but mainly my liver shut down and I almost died.

[@Joss-Lyn]

Gase refers to Darnold as #14 but Trevor Siemian by his name

[@checkoutthebigbrainonbrad7668]

Rhetorical trick. Understates the severity of the news & keeps his name out of the media’s mouth as much as possible.

[@winstonsmith11]

@@checkoutthebigbrainonbrad7668 Exactly.

[@TIDbitRETRO]

Did I miss the season where Sam Darnold became Peyton Manning? The way this mono story is getting covered on all the talking head shows you’d think the Jets went from Super Bowl favorites to battling the Dolphins for the 1st pick in next year’s draft. LOL

[@Zexi141]

Exactly. I must have missed the season where Darnold was amazing because I know he ain't that much better than Trevor.

[@vipercrazy9910]

Rich is from Staten Island, GMFB is shot in Manhattan, Cowherd I guess just likes him.

[@Averywhitehall]

He's better than Peyton Manning. The 2019 version of Peyton Manning.

[@Zexi141]

@@Averywhitehall Peyton Manning in 2019 is better than Darnold.

[@seanpaulson9098]

Yeah the hype on rookies is way overblown...

[@obarbeito]

😂😂😂😂😂Namath is ashamed somewhere, after all the women, and never coming down with anything, here comes the prom king with mono😂😂😂

[@patricklemire9278]

He won't be thicc and trunky now

[@kz1000ps]

But still coastal! One outta three ain't too bad

[@ryanpennington817]

What about that ethos?

[@tommymdladlana8255]

it's those thicc & trunky jersey strippers

[@Thesjohddii]

Underrated Comment

[@Someguy1302]

This is either just the final stages of Jets misery showing it’s teeth or the beginning of a new age of Jets misery

[@janis317]

If Darnold is the savior my bet is on the latter.

[@hodamahmoodzadegan7928]

LOL THIS WAS F’IN HILARIOUS HAHAHAHA - “and then 14 has mono, so that would be that” hahaha

[@doctorsuave]

Darnold was the quarantining since before it was cool

[@benjaminagosta5333]

It actually makes total sense why Darnold contracted mono, and it wasnt from kissing. You can ALSO get it through contact with someone else's sweat. I got mono when I was 17 from a public gym because I didnt wipe down the workout machines before I used them. Im assuming Sam got on a machine in the workout room that some sweaty lineman was using and contracted it.

[@thekid2155]

I never seen Rich this fired up 😂😂

[@ethicaltechnical]

I hit the floor when he screamed "hes free to go to the prom!"

[@Mgranadosv]

I always thought mono was just an ongoing joke of 80s and 90s sitcoms. It disappeared entirely from the zeitgeist for two decades until Sam Darnold went around licking stuff in the locker room.

[@WilliamViets]

Belichick doesn’t have to infect the Jets with mono to beat them.

[@MrBbs9824]

Aw Rich why keep torturing yourself? You live in Los Angeles - 3000 miles away from the Jets. And the Chargers desperately need fans.........

[@InsidiousSwede]

Chargers aren't LA, they're like the adopted step-kid. They seriously need to move back...

[@stoneysongs9396]

God i dont miss this at all. What a difference 3 years makes ✈️

[@ZacharyJohnG]

Sravan from Washington brought me here lmaoooo

[@DK-BayBay]

Rich sounds like he's gonna cry in the car on the way home.

[@janis317]

He probably did

[@angelastewart7327]

I got mono at 21 also, not in high school, mine started right after I had strep throat, it can cause mono

[@moisessalazar4432]

at 4:37 and forward I was literally rolling in the floor laughing.

[@stardaddyo9]

It's worse than you think. Mono is spread from kissing. There is no telling how many teammates Darnell infected.

[@JustAFan444]

@@christopherschlacter4953 oooo who spit in your mou---err--- cereal?

[@anakinstwin202]

Rich you said everything I never knew I wanted to say, it's tough to be a Jets fan. 😤

[@hereigoagain04]

I just watched this again 8 months later just because of how hilarious it is. Lol!

[@clashman7950]

Lmfao! Rich i totally agree. But your reaction is effing priceless to say the least, especially your tweet to greenie & the whole DT mono theory is spot on!👏😂👍

[@therush420]

I’d expect Namath to get mono before Sam lol

[@shawnbennet432]

Let's face facts the Jets are cursed.

[@rodt1137]

AFC East is a circus. Pat's with the clown Antonio. Dolphins with Holes so big in both their lines Whales are jumping threw them. Jets Gase and Darnold are mono á mono . And the bills well their the bills 🤮

[@BrutusJrThe3rd]

Mono a mono 😂😂😂

[@thebuddhaofknowledgemichae2486]

Raiders will rule

[@TL2354]

Well THEY’RE the Bills. Try English next time

[@rodt1137]

@@TL2354 thank you captain Grammer. Blame Google voice text though, she wrote it lol

[@gabrielanthony2742]

@@rodt1137 There is always one idiot who has to go around correcting spelling and grammar. That is sooo 2015.

[@kodiak138]

Operation Tank for Tua is underway!

[@craiginducci7661]

nick b I rather tank for Trevor Lawrence in 2021 draft

[@dannyh5937]

You can get mono from a variety of other ways especially when you're in a locker room...like sharing a water bottle. He didn't necessarily get it from a woman.

[@markdorsey8457]

Can you believe.......?!! pure gold

[@jeffreymoscardelli8428]

This makes the dolphins tanking for the #1 draft spot normal and fine

[@obidev6611]

I can’t stop laughing still watching so many times

[@Spacemann611]

Brady really got a joke of a division to be in. Easiest 6 wins every season.

[@Zexi141]

That's why the Patriots have been so good for so long.

[@Grandizer8989]

He’s only swept the division 2 times all these years.

[@shawnsanders9450]

@@Zexi141 please explain how the division equals 30-10 in the playoffs vs PLAYOFF teams? 75% success rate vs the best the NFL has to offer. Not to mention around a 75% success rate vs the ENTIRE NFL. What do those 6 games a year have to do with that? Mmm?

[@MarloSoBalJr]

@@shawnsanders9450 Because if the other three were competitive, the Patriots would have a tough time winning the division or even getting a wild card spot

[@shawnsanders9450]

@@MarloSoBalJr for example what does the division have to do with the Patriots going 7-0 vs playoff teams last year? They beat every single division leader they played last year plus 2 other playoff teams. This is both regular and post season. What does the division have to do with that?

[@Argos-xb8ek]

Adam Gase's reaction is the only thing that trumps this

[@sheldoncedwardthibault3599]

I knew of someone who went to my high school over 30 years ago they came down with mononucleosis and missed about about a month of school!

[@jeanpepin6497]

I can't even anymore.

[@shanefrederick7731]

"Go to the PROM" LOL

[@wildman36845]

MAYBE HE CAN GO TO THE PROM

[@fritogranito]

If the Jets crash and burn this season, with Darnold missing a lot of games, does Darnold become Josh Rosen for next year? He missed multiple games last year with injury, this will cost multiple games. He’s not that good anyway. New regime in New York and a loaded 2020 QB class. Might be the perfect storm.

[@Watchingvideoslikeu]

Is that a Cuban link bracelet on Rich Eisens wrist 👀? If so wow

[@onestepcloser5925]

I love when sports fans embrace the bitterness.

[@kurtking8046]

with darnold they are the 2nd best team and the division and miss the playoffs without darnold they are the 3rd best lol

[@rafaelb9629]

Bill Belichick did it 😂🤣😆🤩😂🤗😎

[@BaronVonBielski]

yeah because darnold is such a threat HAHAHAHAHAHA his team got him 4 turnovers and threw the ball 41 times and he had 175 yards, played horrifically. its all the bad of a rookie without any upside. they are genuinely better off without darnold.

[@bdmoore3703]

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 classic comedy!!!!

[@thynkin_]

Haha and at bye week he can go to the prom hhaha

[@Whut19]

That rant was amazing

[@theshawshankinception1220]

How come every sports personality is a jets fan?

[@mikesemie5028]

The Shawshank Inception cause they don’t really care about sports in LA

[@904austin]

Every broadcaster is from the coasts. Mostly the northeast.

[@joelsiologa1327]

They playing spin the bottle in the locker room

[@JackCerro]

Demaryius Thomas is the modern equivalent of Small Pox blankets given to the Indians. Consider it a sign of respect from BB to bother implementing germ warfare against the Jets.

[@navonmyhand7999]

This story was still one of the funniest from the year

[@user-mw8um6mc3v]

Gase really is a knob. Rich? As good a front man I've ever seen in Sports. Might just be the best.

[@skylerroberts4521]

Everyone so busy saying baker is a bust who turned around the browns franchise but darnold is by far the bigger bust

[@andrewdunn6793]

I wonder how much time I’d have in my life if Rich could complete a sentence from beginning to end without pausing?

[@danesesse]

Mono is real though. Very dangerous.

[@TheAmpharosFreak]

And is easier to get from sharing drinks. People don’t realize they can get it that way.

[@markdorsey8457]

I can't get enough of the jets/knicks

[@jefflife3476]

Its unbelievable...

[@charlessummers841]

Lamar Jackson and josh allen are the winners..

[@indiansu2]

I'm a Huge BROWNS fan & I truly feel for Jets fans. I always put 3 fan bases together bc of their heartbreak. Browns, Bills & Jets. I know Jets hate the Bills but I think we have common sadness.

[@masonsmith9728]

What’s mono

[@hereigoagain04]

Lol. RE is acting more like Bill Burr than when he had Bill Burr on the show!

[@Matter-of-Fax]

If he only knew Semien would tear his ankle to shreds and Jamal Adams wants out.

[@timothyantoine914]

Sam Darnold is the pick John Dorsey and the Cleveland Browns missed on . 10 years from now I will comment again .

[@MahdiKnicks]

Timothy Antoine agreed

[@giuseppecastelli3832]

They drafted Saquon that draft. Jones was the following year but I get what you’re saying

[@markbowman5515]

I find it funny that everyone last year grilled the Browns for not picking Darnold

[@raahul22]

Demaryius Thomas had mono😂😂 ( Bill billichick laughing )

[@victorpalamar8769]

Thats a bigger conspiracythan the JFK assassination!

[@racedaytop5withfrankv]

Rich Eisen is awesome!!

[@ajrocks44]

Its going to be funny very soon that they took Darnold and all the others before Lamar.

[@yeahright1972]

And Lamar still sucks ass

[@Thesjohddii]

@@yeahright1972 You're either racist or don't watch football... either way you look pretty stupid being in this comment section

[@KickItToTheKing]

man, this is still priceless

[@kevincerce5056]

Hey, I'm life long NY Jets fan going back to Joe Namath's days- Let's face it, a rash of injuries to quarterbacks this season is a reminder of how fragile the fate of an NFL team can be. Ben Roethlisberger is out for the season, Drew Brees is out for seven weeks. Jet's Sam Darnold is out with mono. His backup, Trevor Siemian, is done for the year and Nick Foles will miss three months. It's time to stop whiteballing Colin Kaepernick from the NFL. I believe most all other Jets fans will agree with me, Sign up Colin Kaepernick and salvage what's left of the 2019 season. If other fans agree with me, comments welcome!

[@BrutusJrThe3rd]

Shorty at 7:30 thicker than a snicker ❤️👌🏽

[@nonstopper1410]

touche

[@brettgardner7530]

bruh

[@lemjones2218]

Good eyes 😂

[@G3O.On3]

Fam I seen your comment when I was in minute 4. Skip to 7:30 and I'm not mad at all!

[@BrutusJrThe3rd]

@Geo Gill Bro you know what time it is 💯

[@seveng1147]

A week before the regular season that year my ex sent me a picture of her with Sam Darnold.. she was out at the bars, doesn’t watch football just knew I was a huge jets fan and got a picture… he probably got mono that night

[@helpmenow7]

Bills versus Pats week four, should be a good one. Fireman Ed is losing more of his hair

[@andrewbruticimus4931]

How come these Gase led teams always have injury problems? Smh

[@joes3844]

Andrew Bruticimus Gase is a weirdo

[@johnrotuno1077]

@@joes3844 Gase would have to improve significantly to be considered even a weirdo=)

[@bearbrand6626]

Seriously, what were the Jets thinking hiring Gase? I don't know how Jets fans feel about the hire, but Pats fans have been thrilled about it since day 1.

[@JohnCutajarDynamicBeliefs]

Jets are cursed. Joe Willie Namath sold there soul. Joe had all the hot babes and he didnt get mono....wow

[@mgtow-balance3409]

let's be for real tho. back then females weren't as slutty as they are now. nowadays young men need to SERIOUSLY be careful

[@LorenzKamo]

👏🏻SAM👏🏻DARNOLD👏🏻HASN’T👏🏻PROVEN👏🏻ANYTHING👏🏻

[@St23Vincent]

Necking means something totally different nowadays lol

[@bigmacwchease]

Mono-Gate

[@heyfranziska4931]

I’m dead 😂 Poor Sam though

[@ppumpkin3282]

Fourteen will be out. And that's that.

[@toddcarnifax]

Rich: It's a known fact that NO NFL QB from USC has ever been successful - with 1 exception: Carson Palmer. Sam Darnold will be a bust-- I said it before the draft when Darnold was available and stand by it today... I'm so glad that (my) the Browns drafted Baker Mayfield...We're better for it today.

[@_NB233]

What college you go to and the history of means absolutely nothing of how your gonna be pat mahomes went to Texas tech who’s good from there dumb comment dog

[@WilliamViets]

The Patriots will clinch the AFC Least by mid-October.

[@helpmenow7]

I doubt it

[@maxolson4447]

I hate being a jets fan nothing ever fucking goes our way

[@deemariedubois4916]

Mono is a viral infection. Antibiotics don’t cure viruses, in the case the Epstein Barr virus. But there are secondary infections that can happen with mono such as strep. So antibiotics would be given then. I have no idea how severe Sam’s mono is but even when he is feeling better, the condition of his spleen can keep him down longer plus it can take a couple of months to get back to full steam. Rich’s reaction is priceless. Damn this man is awesome!

[@josephpotter7776]

Just remember this guy is 2 years younger than Mike Greenberg

[@arocien]

How about "Mono a Mono"!

[@productboy9658]

Prom joke was killer!

[@onthemoney8356]

Honestly. I'd take Mark Sanchez over Sam Darnold.....

[@PedroMartinez-tt7lr]

Listen to Rich humble-bragging about AP History and Calculus.

[@grab-a-skillet3585]

Trevor then wrecks his ankle

[@janis317]

I know its in jest but Darnold was already being treated for it before the trade.

[@jamiej6638]

He has mono. People get sick. He'll be back in 2. Wtf is the big deal? Bet on the browns.

[@charlessummers841]

Awwww josh allen all the sudden is becoming a stud like I said

[@SuperCliffReviews]

4 years later Aaron Rodgers tears his Achilles 4 snaps in

[@jonathanfrisbee4192]

Demaryius Thomas locking lips with Darnold on the low

[@jameshollister8294]

Jonathan Frisbee dumb he wasn’t even around .More like kissing a jets cheerleaders

[@briansnider1284]

this is priceless

[@MonnyYell]

So the pundits gonna now pretend like they weren’t screaming “the sky is falling” when the GIANTS didn’t draft Sam Darnold but drafted Daniel Jones instead 🤔

[@citythink]

I almost got sucked in to commenting on this gibberish.

[@Noumenon4Idolatry]

DARNIT DARNOLD!!

[@Da13iG5eung]

Mano y Darnold.

[@justwait9822]

Who cares? the jets are irrelevant. They weren't making the playoffs with or without sam darnold. That whole division outside of the Pats is garbage. In the 18 years that tom brady has played the Pats have won that division 16 out of 18 years and finished with 10+ wins 17 out of 18 years. Nobody cares about the trash pile that is the jets, Bills, and the god awful phins.