THIEVING, STEALING, TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS- TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS- TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS :3
@kadenandthespiderok6634 ай бұрын
TAKING WHATS NOT YOURS
@valorreii4 ай бұрын
that’s the only reason I’m here ngl
@CiannasTravelDiaries4 ай бұрын
@@kadenandthespiderok663I don’t really know if she cares or not, all I know is she left a lot of stuff in my apartment. She’s never getting back.
@BlueDolphinAnimates4 ай бұрын
Im-im-im-im-im not a- not a crook
@charis64385 ай бұрын
thieving, stealing, taking what’s not yours 🗣️🗣️
@goombamoomba5 ай бұрын
i-i-i-i-i i'm not a crook
@shaner_manerzz66444 ай бұрын
REAL
@veronicablack25334 ай бұрын
she's never getting back‼️‼️🗣️🗣️
@Dreaming_4044 ай бұрын
And as the smell on my pillow fades ⁉️⁉️
@strangefella273 ай бұрын
Her cigarettes might stay 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@oktusprime3637 Жыл бұрын
This man is so easy to read. Nixon: I'm not a book.
@ps4nowwoot97210 ай бұрын
😂😂
@theorixlux26053 ай бұрын
This man is so easy to hire in the kitchen Nixon: I'm not a cook
@theorixlux26053 ай бұрын
This man is so easy to spot in star wars Nixon: I'm not an ewok
@theorixlux26053 ай бұрын
This man is so easy to place in a chicken coop Nixon: I'm not a cock
@theorixlux26053 ай бұрын
This man is so easy to moore a boat to Nixon: I'm not a dock
@TheWorldsStage Жыл бұрын
I just can't believe this was the first and last time a politician had ever lied to the public. Such a shameful moment
@InsideOutAnus Жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@-James-A Жыл бұрын
You, my friend, are a legend! Haha
@pineconesnowstorm Жыл бұрын
Well, at least he was held somewhat accountable for his actions. Hopefully we can continue that path.
@jonahh2829 Жыл бұрын
@pineconesnowstorm not really, the following administration pardoned him. Plus if anyone else did what he did they would be charged with treason.
@brandoncortezemmanuel35711 ай бұрын
@@pineconesnowstormHopefully we can get the current president to be truthful for once.
@77mxb13 жыл бұрын
“Mr. President, are you scared of crocodiles?” “I am not Captain Hook”
@matthewhedrichjr.54453 жыл бұрын
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!
@bluephish13303 жыл бұрын
Makes it even better that this was at Walt Disney World
@menospeakwelsh3 жыл бұрын
That would certainly explain his "yer" at the end.
@MrFleshyMan3 жыл бұрын
"I'm a bit hungry." " I'm not a cook. "
@kirbyyourenthusiasm3 жыл бұрын
Crookodile
@Caine618 жыл бұрын
"Hey Nixon are you able to move in a straight line on a chessboard?" "I am not a rook."
@Caine618 жыл бұрын
***** A weapon to surpass metal gear...
@tavymcsavy8 жыл бұрын
"Hey Nixon why don't you volunteer at the local library?" "I am not a book"
@TonyDiaz.7 жыл бұрын
Hey Nixon, will you be developing a virus that infects vocal cords? I'm not a Skull... Whooooooo?!
@TStamp-lw4ku5 жыл бұрын
Lord Ignis Destroyer of Thots I do t know what a rook is but it still gave me a good laugh
@anastasia26575 жыл бұрын
What did Nixon do? He lied to the American peo[le about knowing about the burglary AFTER the fact of the burglary. It has been proven that he did not know about the burglary before it happened, or while it was happening. How many Presidents do you know who lied to the American people. Any? "Your boys will not fight in foreign wars." (FDR while provoking the Japanese to attack). . "Read mylips. No new taxes." (Bush). "Listen to me. I never had sex with that woman.(he repeated this lie under oath in a legal proceeding) (Clinton)' "I'll never lie to ya" (Carter); Ford's many lies are recorded here: www.thecrimson.com/article/1976/10/30/the-pathetic-lie-of-jerry-ford/, "They have weapons of mass destruction" (Bush) (killing how many American servicemen? We don't know because they won't tell us). None of these people got impeached.
@S1lenttruth5 ай бұрын
"I-I-I-Im Not a- not a crook"
@CaymenEditz3 ай бұрын
THIEVING STEALING TAKING WHATS NOT YOURS
@chopparowel62153 ай бұрын
Thevin stealing taking what's not yours taking what's not your that's thevin taking what's not your
@zombiefuvker2 ай бұрын
@@chopparowel6215I DONT REALLY KNOW IF SHE KNOWS OR NOT
@girlleavemealone--2 ай бұрын
@@zombiefuvker BUT I LEFT SOME STUFF IN HER JEWELRY BOX
@zombiefuvker2 ай бұрын
@@girlleavemealone-- AND SHES WEARING OUT MY RINGS
@kin-ra06265 ай бұрын
tv girl was so random for using this😭
@gummieowo5 ай бұрын
fr
@lorietherizzler3 ай бұрын
well not rlly 😭 The song is litch called Taking What's Not Yours and "I'm not a crook" somehow fit
@goober_toober9093 ай бұрын
TV girl sucks
@lorietherizzler3 ай бұрын
@@goober_toober909 im starting to get the conclusion that you don't like TV Girl
@kin-ra06263 ай бұрын
@@goober_toober909 wrap it up..
@clyde54503 жыл бұрын
“Mr. President, can you make me some eggs and bacon?” “I am not a cook”
@adog31293 жыл бұрын
I was about to make that one
@scoobydoo56613 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@misaelarvizu96163 жыл бұрын
Yo Mr.nixon we gotta make more meth yo
@saulgoodmanKAZAKH3 жыл бұрын
Bro how'd this get 1,5K likes
@scoobydoo56613 жыл бұрын
@@saulgoodmanKAZAKH because it's fucking Hilarious
@death4metal201 Жыл бұрын
Greatest speech ever along with "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
@RubbishKunce Жыл бұрын
Haah, yeah. *Weapons of Mass Destruction*
@scoutman Жыл бұрын
Both democrats
@antonimartinez9961 Жыл бұрын
@v Trexler so what? Nixon's ideals do not align with the modern democratic party. He'd be a republican today.
@wmadd7181 Жыл бұрын
@@scoutman lmao what
@69420dicks Жыл бұрын
@@scoutman bro what? bill clinton was a democrat, and nixon was FAR, FAR from being one.
@thegreenerly4 ай бұрын
"I am not a crook." "I- I- I- I- I- I'm not a crook- crook."
@elsky_els3 ай бұрын
THIEVING‼️‼️‼️ STEALING‼️‼️‼️ TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️
@Madzillahx3 ай бұрын
WE'RE TAKING WHAT'S NOT OURS BACK WITH THIS ONE 🗣💯🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥
@matthewposton32433 жыл бұрын
“Mr President, will you turn over a new leaf?” “I am not a book”
@carter87.863 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't the person turning over a new leaf be a person, and not a book, since the book is what you are turning, do better next time cmon this isn't amateur hour
@danielhaslam51793 жыл бұрын
@@carter87.86 All 323 people who were in the same room laughing at that joke have now left in silence.
@carter87.863 жыл бұрын
@@danielhaslam5179 damn thats crazy
@tremendousyeet34673 жыл бұрын
😂👈😂👏😂👈😂👏😂 i don't know what the hell is up with the three comments above me. I'll just set this thread back on track and give this golden joke the 😂 it deserves.
@CaliJose2093 жыл бұрын
@@danielhaslam5179 I came back in laughing 😂
@MattExzy3 жыл бұрын
I never noticed how accurate The Simpsons and Futurama actually nailed Nixon's mannerisms.
@ricky18redblack312 жыл бұрын
Arroooo
@arseface2k934 Жыл бұрын
that jowel movement when he says "I've earned" is incredible
@Hithere-uz6wd Жыл бұрын
Futurama depicted him as a terrible president, was he really that bad?
@arseface2k934 Жыл бұрын
@@Hithere-uz6wd he's widely regarded as one of the worst, but he has plenty of supporters too. his corruption and heel-dragging on vietnam are what nixon are remembered by, overshadowing some of the better things he did like founding the EPA or building relations with China. his longest lasting legacy is probably his war on drugs, which is still in place and after 50 years is proven ineffective to say the least.
@aquamidideluxe5079 Жыл бұрын
Matt Groening is old enough to remember Nixon and hate him accordingly
@thaneofwhiterun356211 ай бұрын
"I am not a cook, I've ordered every meal I've eaten."
@Pboros-mz3rc17 күн бұрын
Nixon is not a crook they framed him I love Nixon and trust him he was a honest caring president not like trump
@leandoershawty19965 ай бұрын
“You know where to find me, and I know where to look.”
@lorietherizzler3 ай бұрын
thievin, stealin' taking what's not yours🗣️🗣️
@goober_toober9093 ай бұрын
TV GIRL SUCKS
@lorietherizzler3 ай бұрын
@@goober_toober909 Ok
@leandoershawty19963 ай бұрын
@@goober_toober909 did I ask tho?
@cloverp2 ай бұрын
@@goober_toober909listen i dont like tv girl either but can you shut up omg 😭
@9yearolduserfriendly1383 жыл бұрын
"Sounds like someone breaking in" - Nixon being attacked by the undead in the Pentagon.
@ion_power12383 жыл бұрын
Finally someone caring to reference actual relevant quotes
@citywick93683 жыл бұрын
''just the storm dick...sit down''
@willowandluka53023 жыл бұрын
“Do not pray for easy lives, gentleman. Pray to be stronger men.” JFK
@cheese92903 жыл бұрын
And why is he here?! You lost!
@grizscrumptious28683 жыл бұрын
Good ol' Five.
@nickitysplit12323 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: This speech took place at Disney World.
@andrewjun38353 жыл бұрын
Wait. For rea
@andrewjun38353 жыл бұрын
Sorry typo. For real? In Disney land?
@madebyshiny3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewjun3835 yep at Disney's Contemporary Resort in Florida
@dakdak33313 жыл бұрын
@@madebyshiny sure did
@claytong20693 жыл бұрын
Not fun
@floris.927 Жыл бұрын
“I’m not a Cook. I’ve Burned everything I got.” Facts.
@heyimgalaxy4 ай бұрын
yk they should put this into a song
@Mani-fd7tx4 ай бұрын
ikr
@shots-o-shorts79393 ай бұрын
"I'm not a crook 🗣🗣"
@maxmeepmeep9912 ай бұрын
0:26
@Pboros-mz3rc17 күн бұрын
I love how people are joking about this he was framed for god sakes and I would have him as president over trump any day
@commentpolice46943 жыл бұрын
“Mr President did you feel that earthquake?” “I am not ashook”
@jaredallen19503 жыл бұрын
Best one yet!!!😂😂😂😂
@smallfry73043 жыл бұрын
underrated
@miraclewolf27603 жыл бұрын
Brilliant
@zoomerjack54353 жыл бұрын
Ironic since Nixon was from California
@quasar9603 жыл бұрын
Mr president why did you burn the steaks President: I am not a cook!
@thesupersaiyanginger1323 жыл бұрын
I like how nobody is bringing up that this was done at Walt Disney World
@_DrMemes3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@linkfromzelda10023 жыл бұрын
What?
@dennisvelez98463 жыл бұрын
This was at the Contemporary Resort’s ballroom at Walt Disney World, surprisingly enough
@ally9393 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I didn’t know that until now, and I’m so glad that I do know that now
@splorgify3 жыл бұрын
Learning that, don’t we all want Mickey to pop in at the end and say “that’s all folks” as that’s looney tunes and he’s a silly mouse getting involved in politics.
@_allyzinhofeiop Жыл бұрын
"I'm not a crook." THAT'S THIEVIN'!, STEALIN', TAKING WHAT'S NOT YOURS!
@aggelikii_5 ай бұрын
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
@goober_toober9093 ай бұрын
TV girl =mid
@ghost_of_7th_st.3 ай бұрын
@@goober_toober909you= mid
@_allyzinhofeiop3 ай бұрын
@@goober_toober909 yes, and?
@dumpsta-divrr36511 ай бұрын
This man really dropped the "i did everything right and they indicted meeee" of his generation, gotta respect that
@NexusKin9 ай бұрын
At least when he did it, it came off as appearing somewhat more dignified, intelligent and sophisticated.
@santividal93879 ай бұрын
Even corrupt politicians were more elegant and sophisticated back then. Now they're all like babys. Everyone trying to look cooler than the other...
@MCO1810 жыл бұрын
Clinton: This burger tastes horrible. Nixon! Nixon: I am not a cook.
***** Richard Nixon at Barnes & Noble: I am not a nook.
@kevinrooney3351Ай бұрын
"I am not a crook by today's standards." Thanks, John Roberts.
@L_back Жыл бұрын
“Hey Nixon are you a talented writer?” “I didn’t write a book.”
@supermario05273 жыл бұрын
"Hey Nixon, can you understand what Chewbacca's saying?" "I am not a Wook."
@ThiccNose3 жыл бұрын
.. E
@leopardgeckoonsteroids70123 жыл бұрын
@@ThiccNose ie*
@Oliver-gd7uf3 жыл бұрын
@@leopardgeckoonsteroids7012 iee**
@leopardgeckoonsteroids70123 жыл бұрын
@@ThiccNose wooke? 😂🤦🏻♂️
@ThiccNose3 жыл бұрын
@@leopardgeckoonsteroids7012 i wasn't trying to actually spell wookiee.
@mitchellmilarck66003 жыл бұрын
“Hey Nixon can you sear these clams for me?” “I am not a cook.”
@liberator1013 жыл бұрын
Ahhahahahhahahahahaha, great one.
@VeN0m883 жыл бұрын
YAN CAN COOK , SO CAN YOU !
@scottiep72163 жыл бұрын
I bought every food ive eaten -Nixon
@wattson4513 жыл бұрын
“You’re not the president either, DONKEY” - Gordon Ramsay
@biodtox3 жыл бұрын
Seared clams old Nixon recipe
@_robtherodent_3 ай бұрын
"i-i-i-i-i'm, not a-not a crook-crook!" 🗣️🔥🔥‼️
@stucq3 ай бұрын
"Mr. President, will you move forwards or sideways in a straight line" "I'm not a rook"
@DumboSanchez8 жыл бұрын
Clinton: Hey will you help me catch this fish? Nixon: I am not a hook.
@BeardBeerCigar5 жыл бұрын
awesome
@marcoAKAjoe5 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha gold
@Trolleyatthestation3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@potatobird523 жыл бұрын
“Mr. President, I’m feeling kinda sad.” “I don’t give a fook.”
@theuniverse11583 жыл бұрын
Best one yet
@amoral_minority3 жыл бұрын
This one's original, I like it
@potatobird523 жыл бұрын
@@amoral_minority thank you
@ghostofgrozny473 жыл бұрын
reminds me of Conor McGregor.
@PingDoofus2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@Adorned-Gambit-444 ай бұрын
“Mr. President, did you know today is November 17 on the calendar” “I didn’t look . . .”
@Rockbullet-su9goАй бұрын
SUPREME COURT RULED HIM NOT A CROOK LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!
@ktheone6000Ай бұрын
TOTAL MILLHOUSE VICTORY
@Pizza7933 жыл бұрын
“Mr president, are you invading the privacy of the American people?” “I am not facebook”
@thenorthcarolinian67963 жыл бұрын
Good one
@heyahowareyou59713 жыл бұрын
GOLD
@Koreanbrosstidios3 жыл бұрын
this is gonna blow up
@bresidentpoejiden82532 жыл бұрын
Your privacy isn't being invaded when you agreed to the terms of service when signing up.
@suxxbank1322 жыл бұрын
@@bresidentpoejiden8253 figures Biden would say that.
@ethanturrano55993 жыл бұрын
“Hey Nixon can you help me with this e-reader?” “I am not a nook”
@nikzen90733 жыл бұрын
Bruh idk what it means, but someone just liked my comment on the Shia video (where your pfp is from). It popped up on my notifications as I scrolled passed your comment o_O
@danielmatthews123123 жыл бұрын
this joke references ancient artifacts unheard of by most alive today
@YugiMomo3 жыл бұрын
"well then can I flip through you after reading 2-4 paragraphs of text" "I am not a book, either"
@neildegrassetysonwithaknif71243 жыл бұрын
@@danielmatthews12312 bruuuhhhhhhhh I used to have a nook
@ThePaperKhan3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@noahwain23085 ай бұрын
YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME
@kaileylindsey36545 ай бұрын
AND I KNOW WHERE TO LOOK!!!!
@Yeezieez5 ай бұрын
I I I AM NOT A CROOK!!
@razkrispies5 ай бұрын
THIEVIN' STEALIN' TAKIN' WHAT'S NOT YOURS
@memetea34915 ай бұрын
TAKING WHATS NOT YOURS
@wahitsoctavia4 ай бұрын
THATS THIEVIN STEALIN
@Bludgeta900111 ай бұрын
Compared to modern day politicians, Nixon is a Saint
@Yatagurusu8 ай бұрын
No he isnt, he still directly sabotages vietnam and gets 60K americans killed and 2 million vietnamese
@AJ-pc9gu8 ай бұрын
tell that to indochina
@VapeEscape6 ай бұрын
He started inflation by inflating the price of gold like a balloon. The economy was stable from WW2 until he got in office. The price of gold was 35 an ounce for 30 years. We had a great economy until he ruined it, He is pure corruption. Put 35 from January 1971 in an inflation calculator and you get 270 not 2052.
@lekevire6 ай бұрын
tell that to sinoindia
@Rip-Tyro4 ай бұрын
Tell that to Bangladesh
@Trifecta_Sports3 жыл бұрын
“Mr. President are you into poetry?” “I can’t come up with a rhyme”
@Damsel_In_Distress_5283 жыл бұрын
.. at this time"*
@Al-hb6uj3 жыл бұрын
Oh noooo
@ciaotiziocaius48993 жыл бұрын
@@Damsel_In_Distress_528 funniest
@adrianafamilymember64273 жыл бұрын
@@Damsel_In_Distress_528 Ey, ... *FOOK* U then .... That is what a treacherous crook or -A FOOK'IN DOOKIE- would do/say
@Damsel_In_Distress_5283 жыл бұрын
@@adrianafamilymember6427 "Fook" Rhymes with "Book." 【Read this in an overly eccentric/ emotional jester like voice】 Funny, would you take a look, it seems I just snook another Rhyme from mine neverending book of Rhymes.. in which I conveniently have the time... to commit such a crime as absurd as telling Rhymes, but please.. don't be mistook and judge me by how I may look... For I promise you that I Am Not A Crook Well... I suppose there was a time.. YES, a time where I didn't always Rhyme., and once upon this time I may have stole a book or two from one of my own crew.. due too a bet I lost over a challenge to cook the greatest *FONDUE!!!!....* Though my fondue was not sublime, I had to deal with a sue for the books I stole *"From Who?, They Were Never Even Used!"* I never meant to commit a crime, I just wanted to have some words to read for that is how I loved to spend mine downtime. But it seems now I've gotten myself stuck into a bit of a lime that I will have to burden until the end of time, but I say.. I'm am not a Crook... I'm just ought but a helpless poet with the dream to be your cook if you'd only ring that bell for me to hear that chime... the closest sound to complete my neverending Rhymes.
@yonkotres8 жыл бұрын
He sounds nothing like he does in the 3000s
@misseli9227 жыл бұрын
Tres Waddell 0:31 sounded a lot like he does in futurama xD
@clowntrooper617 жыл бұрын
IKR. He doesn't sound anything like the one from black ops zombies either. It was such a surprise to hear his real voice
@krombopulousmichael82927 жыл бұрын
sick'em Agnew!
@Azurepeahen7 жыл бұрын
they exaggerate him
@TheDeagster8777 жыл бұрын
Dank Crusade AROOO
@Mike--Oxmall Жыл бұрын
"Mr President can tou tell us about your memoirs?" "I never wrote a book"
@richardnixon260810 жыл бұрын
Aroo.
@nesnerd83615 жыл бұрын
Nixon I love u!!! I legit have a picture of u on my door!
@nesnerd83615 жыл бұрын
Hurray hurray what will Nixon say today
@cliffrayner30133 жыл бұрын
Dude you watch KZbin on the afterlife? How Washington doing?
“Hey Nixon, can we go swimming now?” “I am not a Brook.”
@genzconservative72303 жыл бұрын
Brook?
@VinceVegas63 жыл бұрын
"Hey Nixon, wanna' make a pasta? " "I am not a Cook"
@adamfirst37723 жыл бұрын
lets go fishing... Im not a Hook!!
@laughslapproductions46903 жыл бұрын
@@genzconservative7230 a body of water sorta like a stream
@8xRedMonkeyx83 жыл бұрын
dumb
@LateNightHalo Жыл бұрын
Decades later we have trump’s “I’m an innocent man! The most innocent man that ever was!”
@KyleShiflet13666 Жыл бұрын
Trump is just Nixon 2.0
@julianbufarull7602 Жыл бұрын
Trump is like Nixon if he never read a book.
@-James-A Жыл бұрын
So you retards are gonna ignore virtually every other corrupt/murderous president ever because Pedowood say Trump bad? They're all crooks and war mongers.
@JohnGardnerAlhadis11 ай бұрын
"i dID eVeRyTHiNg rIgHt aNd tHeY iNdIcTeD mE"
@PrivateerJimmy11 ай бұрын
@@julianbufarull7602wow😂
@warpingtoaster79729 ай бұрын
Hank: "Walter Hartwell White you are under arrest" Walter White: "I am not a cook."
@justinian-the-great3 жыл бұрын
'I did not had crook relations with that woman, Mrs. Watergate!"
@Jenkowelten3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the underated comment, Justinian the great
@capybara90693 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@g.w.f.2123 жыл бұрын
lol it’s a 2 in 1 special
@Colinop3 жыл бұрын
exactly, they should've read. his. lips
@chernovbrichtofen47673 жыл бұрын
Richard Clinton
@felphero5 ай бұрын
This phrase has the same effect as "Hey, DON'T think of a red apple"
@Batben013 ай бұрын
"Mr. President, what is it with your weird fascination with Ketchup and Cottage Cheese?" "I'm not a cook"
@frank___3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not a crook." The crook said calmly.
@TheStopShort Жыл бұрын
“RICHARD! DID YA PUT YER NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE RICHARD?!”
@reneauvray3440 Жыл бұрын
Where is the part he said, "I screwed everything up.?"
@ash_11117 Жыл бұрын
Watergate wasn’t his fault, the only bad thing he did was trying to cover it up.
@Pyxlean Жыл бұрын
@@ash_11117 He was likely aware of the Watergate break-in. Why else would he try to cover it up?
@ash_11117 Жыл бұрын
@@Pyxlean to keep his associates from getting in trouble
@joyduh3 жыл бұрын
“Mr. President, can I draw something on you?” “I am not a sketchbook”
@jeffdjmeren49133 жыл бұрын
nice
@notpingu7073 жыл бұрын
Lol
@hobomike6935 Жыл бұрын
“I’ve… drawn everything I’m not.”
@definitelynotthequestion535911 ай бұрын
He said that joke so convincingly. True comedian.
@jusweard4 ай бұрын
"Hey could you put down some shield plates for the team" "i am not rook"
@couldbeanybody25083 жыл бұрын
"Hey Mr. Nixon can you fend off multiple armies of German mechanized forces in a urban-desert terrain?" "I am not Tobruk."
@EliGutie3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 10/10
@Balmung1153 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at this. Thank you!
@balkanmapping99343 жыл бұрын
You mean one Italo-German army that had only 4 mobile divisions, with the rest being pure foot infantry.
@johnpaulabocad69413 жыл бұрын
@@balkanmapping9934 They have a Rommel
@A-G-A-G3 жыл бұрын
Damn that’s a good one
@A-G-A-G3 жыл бұрын
Nixon “I’m not a crook” Narrator: “he was definitely a crook”
@reillymcwriting3 жыл бұрын
“He was.” And now the story of the family who lost everything, and the son who has to bring them back together.
@smokingthereefer922 жыл бұрын
Nixon: "I am not a crook" Morgan Freeman: And as the powers came to be,Mr Nixon or Dick as I call him,was indeed a crook!
@paulblartmemecop72182 жыл бұрын
Title card: “He was definitely a crook.”
@chiefbeef62512 жыл бұрын
I read that in a Morgan Freeman voice
@smileysatanson34042 жыл бұрын
''im not a crook'' thats exactly what a crook would say
@MiamisbestalltimeshooterrayrayАй бұрын
One of the greatest presidents we’ve ever seen
@OPquaver11 ай бұрын
“Mr president do you mind if I hang my jacket on you?” “I am not a hook”
@williamgregory1848 Жыл бұрын
Nixon: “Well I’m not a crook.” My grandfather: “You lying bastard!”
@jackkennedy70 Жыл бұрын
Lets Go Brandon
@AndrewDixon69 Жыл бұрын
Let's Go TRUMP!
@KyleShiflet13666 Жыл бұрын
@@jackkennedy70 trump is just Nixon 2.0
@jackkennedy70 Жыл бұрын
@@KyleShiflet13666 Really, I don't recall Nixon ever putting America 1st or creating jobs for people so they can pay their mortgages and keep food on the table like what Trump did. Now Joe Biden he's the devil
@diegobarbosa7529 Жыл бұрын
@@KyleShiflet13666 aside from watergate Nixon was one of the most accomplished presidents you guys had so that would be a compliment knowing that basically everyone in politics is corrupt.
@369damnimfine510 ай бұрын
"Mr. President, why is it so hard to read your true intentions? "I am not a book!"
@GuitarLuv915 ай бұрын
"Mr. President, whats your cross dressing persona?" "The name is Brooke"
@acoop79593 жыл бұрын
Richard Nixon: I am not a crook. Narrator: He was, in fact, a crook.
@lentisdophlu53573 жыл бұрын
Adam Coop Actually, he wasn’t. He did some really bad stuff but he never stole money.
@-actualgoodcontent-47953 жыл бұрын
@@lentisdophlu5357 so you have to steal money in order to be considered a crook???
@lentisdophlu53573 жыл бұрын
@@-actualgoodcontent-4795 Yes, Nixon wasn’t a crook. He was, however, a criminal.
@thatguythatstoleyourlunch31893 жыл бұрын
@@lentisdophlu5357 they’re synonyms though
@lentisdophlu53573 жыл бұрын
@@thatguythatstoleyourlunch3189 They’re not really.
@tl313911 ай бұрын
"I'm not a crook" = "This is a witch hunt."
@ThomasWilliams8910 ай бұрын
ah, so this is why the guy in Point Break says, "I'm not a crook" when he had the Nixon mask on.
@Sarato3 жыл бұрын
"Hey Nixon, could you help Frodo with the One Ring?" "I am not a Took."
@larchimage39143 жыл бұрын
Nice
@parker49143 жыл бұрын
“Mr president, can I borrow some money?” “I am not a checkbook”
@big_sea Жыл бұрын
“Mr president, can you provide covering fire from the air?” “I’m not a chinook”
@MadmanGoneMad2012 Жыл бұрын
"Can't find my checkbook. Hope you won't mind i pay you in change."
@akayysworldАй бұрын
Technically his isnt now due to the scotus ruling
@recorecatАй бұрын
ANYTHING ELSE IS LIKE GOING TO THE STORE, TAKING THE DISC, AND WALKING OUT THE DOOR‼ 🗣🗣🗣
@Blauab2 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how he nods when saying "I'm not a crook", and then he shakes his head when saying "I've earnt everything I've got".
@julianbufarull7602 Жыл бұрын
This is a fantastic comment. Body language experts would probably agree.
@AC-fg4kg Жыл бұрын
@@julianbufarull7602body language “experts” lol
@julianbufarull7602 Жыл бұрын
@@AC-fg4kg such a thing exists. It's not entirely reliable but denying most humans share the expressive gestures that expose our inner feelings is ignorant. Maybe you're just afraid that you could be easily read?
@SteambieGrimbley9110 Жыл бұрын
@@julianbufarull7602 idiot conspiracy theorists use it as a crutch when they have no actual evidence for whatever retarded point their trying to make
@jeremiahsmith423511 ай бұрын
@@julianbufarull7602it doesn’t work like that
@IAmNessie3 жыл бұрын
“Mr. President it says gullible on the ceiling.” “I will not look.”
@thatguywhosayshi70212 жыл бұрын
*Gets lungs stolen* “Oh fook…”
@Kerplunk_5 ай бұрын
it’s called Thievin’ stealin’ taking what’s not yours (I hope you get it)
@nevize66603 жыл бұрын
"Mr president are you the capital of Greenland?" "I am not a Nuuk"
@internetperson98133 жыл бұрын
Ho ho ho this is the best one
@jacobtheurer34253 жыл бұрын
That makes the ooo sound, I learned that from bill wurtz.
@waytoobiased3 жыл бұрын
🎶Nuuk 🎵Nuuuuuuuuuuuuk🎵
@jeffdjmeren49133 жыл бұрын
I like this
@noahhastings61453 жыл бұрын
"Mr. President, are you goofy's laugh?" "I am not a hyuk-hyuk-hyuk."
@tylerkochman10072 жыл бұрын
This event was at Disney World, incidentally
@hyperion3145 Жыл бұрын
Nixon doing the Goofy laugh would be nightmare fuel
@specialaccount7631 Жыл бұрын
such a dumb joke but i still laugh 😂
@X-SPONGED Жыл бұрын
"Mr. Nixon, could you loan me a house?" "I'm not a Nook!"
@savagepanda84585 ай бұрын
“Mr. Nixon, are you from Kashyyyk?” “I am not a wook.”
@somekid5383 жыл бұрын
Morgan Freeman voice: "But he was a crook." I know it's cringe to edit comments but please don't go to replies. It's clear to me now that Nixonites can't take a joke. Now stop arguing over Dick's legacy please. It's unsightly.
@justsomeguy16913 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@fireeye67623 жыл бұрын
Honestly didn’t expect to have to scroll down this much to see this comment
@crypto26333 жыл бұрын
0.0
@rads23613 жыл бұрын
I can hear that in my head.
@gavinknill53463 жыл бұрын
morgan freeman voice as slow montage of pictures of Nixon with piano music plays “shortly after, watergate was completely uncovered and Nixon resigned before he could be impeached, and it looks like this is where Mr. Nixon’s story, at least in politics, comes to an end”
@DailyKansasNews11 ай бұрын
Nixon: I am not a crook, I earned everything I got! Morgan Freeman: *He in fact, was a crook.*
@centennialnixoniteАй бұрын
God bless the Roberts Court for enshrining into the constitution that Nixon is not a crook. Maybe now people will start seeing the truth that Nixon is, in fact, not a crook.
@waytoobiased4 күн бұрын
please say /s
@adamhaj38903 жыл бұрын
"Mr. President, we need someone to prepare the Thanksgiving feast" "I am not a cook"
@mcmlii.v Жыл бұрын
"I've burned everything I got."
@holius13 жыл бұрын
That's right, he is no crook. He's a 100 level mafia Boss.
@pinfoil621 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@von_Farr Жыл бұрын
“You can’t violate the privacy of Americans!” “Yes I can! I have over two million power in Mafia City.”
@maestrofeli4259 Жыл бұрын
@harb wasn't it 2020? 3 years ago?
@maestrofeli4259 Жыл бұрын
@harb really? well I guess we reached an agreement
@lolerie9 ай бұрын
Hardy
@MustacheCashStash1254 ай бұрын
Narrator : He was in fact a crook
@kaat1ee14 ай бұрын
"You know where to find me, and I know where to look."
@i_havethe_highground39553 жыл бұрын
"...Sir, this is a Wendy's"
@georgemackins95003 жыл бұрын
He actually said this at Disneyland believe it or not
@bananacrazy5543 жыл бұрын
“Well I am not a cook”
@hobomike69353 жыл бұрын
McDonald’s: I’ve earned every cent I’ve got.
@emmadunn79393 жыл бұрын
The Burgerler form MacDonald's...
@i_havethe_highground39553 жыл бұрын
@Connor McfarIand if you get so mad at a dead meme you need to go outside and get a hobby
@ExemptuousAquatic10 жыл бұрын
"Aaarrrroooooooooooo!!!!" - Richard Nixon, 3000
@professoroak51627 жыл бұрын
ExemptuousAquatic aroooo. Aroooo indeed.
@RemovingTheWingus7 жыл бұрын
Remember what the doormouse said feed your head, im meeting you half way you stupid hippies
@ChristopherFergo6 жыл бұрын
I remember my body, flabby, pasty skin, riddled with Phlebitis. A good republican body. God I loved it.
@ZakJordan986 жыл бұрын
"And once im swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoo's for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place muahahahahahahahaha!'
@KandiKlover4 жыл бұрын
He’s become bitter and let’s face it crazy over the years! He’ll sell our children’s organs to zoos for meat and break into people’s houses at night and wreck up the place bwahahaha
@phoenixwarden86478 ай бұрын
“Mr President, have you ever played for the Florida Panthers and Calgary Flames in the NHL?” “I am not Tkachuk”
@Rattenhoofd Жыл бұрын
"Mr. President, could you engage in intimate relations with Vito from The Sopranos?" "I am not a finook"
@slimjimbaby3 жыл бұрын
“Mr. President, surely you must be mistaken” “I am not mistook.”
@siangchengpang7723 жыл бұрын
And don't call me Shirley
@Doctor_Straing_Strange3 жыл бұрын
this comment is beautiful because he was, in fact, mistaken in how to conjugate that word
@DarkMasterJo2 жыл бұрын
You guys are all clowns get an original thought for fuck sake
@iceblacktempestrv64262 жыл бұрын
@@DarkMasterJo We humans truly are sculpted from the same pile of shit; basically no originality repeating the same vapid jokes ad infinitum.
@siim6052 жыл бұрын
@@iceblacktempestrv6426 What matters first and foremost is whether the joke is funny. Originality is overrated.
@markanthony45463 жыл бұрын
“I’m not a crook” Richard Nixon proceeded to be a crook.
@therajaofashbourne84833 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@markanthony45463 жыл бұрын
@@therajaofashbourne8483 ❤️
@kareemwail44953 жыл бұрын
"And that was when everyone realized, he was a crook." -Morgan Freeman
@skizzz38843 жыл бұрын
@Simz Zxy nothing really, what he did wasn’t that big of a deal but it was politically advantageous to get rid of him so they did.
@skizzz38843 жыл бұрын
@Simz Zxy people will use terms like “crook” and corrupt when its politically advantageous, Nixon wasn’t doing anything that the democrats weren’t trying to do to him, he just got caught. Obama literally did something similar to trump and the same people who call Nixon a crook don’t care. It’s comparable to the trump Russia stuff probably, in size anyway
@Marcos_Vermanos Жыл бұрын
“Do you want to want to make dinner?” Nixon: I’m not a cook, I’ve burned everything I made
@raghavahuja123 жыл бұрын
'hey Nixon, why is it so hard to read you?' 'I am not a book.'
@MM543343 жыл бұрын
"Mr President, does my butt look big in these pants?" "No, I will not confirm that, I will not take a look"
@ES-zk2so3 жыл бұрын
Best one
@Ian-gh9gb3 жыл бұрын
@@ES-zk2so Now that I look back It’s pretty lame.
@australium73743 жыл бұрын
@@Ian-gh9gb seems pretty high quality most other ones were basic rhymes but there was something popping off here
@AnnoyingAllie33 жыл бұрын
Ofc he didn't wanna take a look, everybody knows he wasn't unfaithful with his hubby
@Z3t4873 жыл бұрын
@@australium7374 Nah, he was saying he took a look at the ass and looked lame.
@beeking17929 ай бұрын
"Am not a crook." *Morgan Freeman narration* "But as it would turn out, Richard was indeed a crook."
@jeepmega629 Жыл бұрын
“Hey Nixon, can I read your thoughts?” “I am not a book”
@markkoetsier64753 жыл бұрын
"Hey Nixon, throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!" "I'm not a Took."
@DGenerationX13113 жыл бұрын
LOOL
@MrThorfan643 жыл бұрын
Fool of a Took!
@resikin3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@ConfusedRevolutionary3 жыл бұрын
Legendary
@josiahp.69603 жыл бұрын
I especially like this one
@asphalt6728 ай бұрын
"Please move this luggage" NIXON: I'm not a truck
@MaytayMaya2 ай бұрын
Imagine attempting to defend your political scandal and 40 years later your infamous speech is remixed into a song
@MCO189 жыл бұрын
crook -noun 1. a bent or curved implement, piece, appendage, etc.; hook. 2. the hooked part of anything. 3. an instrument or implement having a bent or curved part, as a shepherd's staff hooked at one end or the crosier of a bishop or abbot. 4. Richard M. Nixon
@LifestyleGrows8 жыл бұрын
4. Arsenal
@programmingcafe75718 жыл бұрын
4. Hillary Clinton
@258thHiGuy8 жыл бұрын
croak*
@1Captain237 жыл бұрын
Max Power 8
@namingisdifficult4087 жыл бұрын
Max Power Beautiful
@PanzerMan3323 жыл бұрын
*record scratch* Narrator: "He was, in fact, a crook."
@bradymcnamee529210 ай бұрын
Kids: “Hey Grandpa Nixon, can you read us a bedtime story?” Nixon: “I’m not a book”
@connormorris55896 жыл бұрын
Video is 37 seconds longs, Nixon was 37th president, illuminati confirmed
@squatchjosh11315 жыл бұрын
I think his resignation was his 37th and last public announcement as well.
@brianarbenz72064 жыл бұрын
My mother turned 37 the year he left the vice-presidency.
@scatchleyii4 жыл бұрын
Connor Morris hahahahaha, yep Say it ain’t so Joe!