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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer... Crime writer and Pointless star Richard Osman regales Lee's team with a tall tale of breaking and entering dressed as Darth Vader after he lost his house keys at fancy dress party.
Would I Lie To You is an award-winning comedy panel show. Host Rob Brydon and lightning-quick team captains David Mitchell and Lee Mack encourage their guests to tell the tallest of tales.
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[@MetalFan10101]

The title should be Richard Osman broke into his own house.

[@TheLastCrusader22]

Exactly. Fantastically stupid title

[@carterevanroust]

Or put a colon after his name and quotation marks.

[@dontaskme7004]

Richard Osman - I broke... Richard Osman "I broke... Richard Osman: I broke... I could have just given one option but the BBC favours diversity over any specific qualification.

[@xooperz]

Maybe he wrote the title

[@k9sway]

“Unless the burglar steals it then it’s a Knick knack” Lee Mack never fails with his quick wit😂

[@cabletelcontar5440]

Nicked knack

[@sybren4922]

I have felt his presents is absolutely brilliant.

[@taller_in_blue1209]

Fully expected that to come from Lee

[@lucaviggiani2189]

It’s an old “I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue” joke

[@markc8956]

No it's not. Puns aren't funny and very predictable.

[@ctct7336]

It’s also a Stephen Fry joke. He told it on a Christmas episode of QI.

[@Leto_0]

@@markc8956 You did not predict that you slime

[@dontaskme7004]

Him pointing out his size limiting his choices, Chewbacca would've had me instantly convinced.

[@mathesonkamin6067]

Just FYI: David Prowse (Vader): 6'6" Peter Mayhew (Chewy) 7'4" Richard Osman 6'6" Osman isn't tall enough for Chewbacca!

[@Brinta3]

Imagine only selling Chewbacca costumes for people who are 7’4” tall. Reminds me of that Wilty joke: “We have sold two!”

[@TonyHavenMusic]

Richard once caught an Irish guy stealing the ruler and punched him, it was a knick knack paddy whack

[@JBG-AjaxzeMedia]

*thinks of joke to do with giving a dog a bone*

[@JDLupus]

@@JBG-AjaxzeMedia Be very, VERY careful! 😆

[@basjeveld]

Was his dad, by any chance, a Rolling Stone?

[@michaeldowson6988]

A nicked Mick.

[@brillsmith2207]

how did Richard forget his keys? did he forget to squark?

[@sveniusz]

Well done. A true connoisseur.

[@lyannawinter405]

Fantastic :D

[@dylancraft1006]

This is a great clip, Richard and Lee on fire 🔥

[@Cypher791]

I thought he was gonna say…. “Because… I am his father” ✋😂🎁

[@marcus_ds_44697]

Its felt like Every single one of Richard’s stories has been a lie. For once I’d like to hear a true story of his.

[@liapique]

The one where he buried a badger was true

[@ehudshapira2745]

"A School Ruler of Herculean Strength" sounds like a magic item from Dimension 20's Fantasy High

[@tobyhart8515]

My former school principal was a ruler of Herculean strength and a punisher of Kane-like intensity.

[@anshulraskar]

I did not expect to see a D20 fan on a WILTY video

[@TheEyesOfLife]

@@anshulraskar Same here! Brennan would totally make that item.

[@justbradley5930]

Lee's wit forever great

[@bobdason376]

I saw him at the Man United vs Tottenham game

[@sugarrrfree]

Rob missing “I used the force” joke hahahaha hahahaha

[@protocol6]

Whoever wrote the title of this video should have a career writing headlines for tabloids or FOX News.

[@tobyhart8515]

They're probably still miffed at having their house broken into. No one likes a home in Vader.

[@caterinadc5567]

If this title had actually been on David's card, that would have been an AWESOME clip. A rare situation involving a fellow panellist, keeps them on their toes.

[@benjaminlumsden]

The title is taken from an interesting point of view.

[@darthmarticusLFC]

Come on Richard, surely you mean Frankenstein’s Monster. Even David didn’t correct him.

[@Leto_0]

The entire world knows but doesn't care we all just say Frankenstein

[@Spencerinio5]

Oh, didn't realise this was only just uploaded

[@joeeeee256]

Yea I literally watched this earlier?! I'm so confused

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This seems like a fun show to watch. I'll have to give it a go when I have time.

[@dalluc]

If this is your introduction to British panel shows you're definitely in for a treat, the rabbit hole goes deeeeep. My favourites are this, 8 out of 10 cats does countdown (long title i know lol) and QI

[@nintendogamer3227]

@@dalluc Very nice, thanks for the example I'm looking forward to checking it out. :D

[@carveylover]

This is good. You can find all the seasons her in KZbin going back to 1997. I really enjoy it. I also love Taskmaster.

[@laurencamila9024]

He really said "my only personality trait is being tall "

[@slipoch6635]

The darth vader joke is one we told here in Aus from the 90's (although we used it as a time-waster joke that would go on and on)

[@bendaniel2271]

"I felt his presents" is a 90s playground joke

[@kuitaranheatmorus9932]

I love it

[@SaintPhoenixx]

Pam Ayres looks so different to how I remember her and I don't know why.

[@georgem3197]

She's got clothes on

[@bigshoes5228]

Osman defending the bbc in the frankie boyle interview

[@mockturtlesuppe]

Why is this title written from the perspective of Richard Osman speaking about himself in the third person?

[@HhHuuuuu755]

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[@tobyb1018]

Come on Rob, you’ve never heard that joke before? Pretty sure I saw Joe pasquele vhs as a kid where he did that joke…😂

[@dynamosaurusimperious2718]

Well this is nice

[@vernajewel91]

Love the show, but this season has been hit and miss

[@garbeal2397]

Definitely previous seasons were alot better.

[@patrickfrancis7560]

I thought this season has been significantly better than the last

[@cockoffgewgle4993]

It's been diversified, what do you expect?

[@Benisuber1]

@@cockoffgewgle4993 shutup

[@malahammer]

Could have said......"I am his father"

[@classicbandgeek]

Yeah but that's not a joke at all though

[@malahammer]

@@classicbandgeek Could have been

[@JBG-AjaxzeMedia]

@@malahammer i'd say its still a good joke but there's no word play there, its just a quote

[@classicbandgeek]

@@malahammer That's pretty well just reciting the line from the movie and doesn't deliver on the lead-in from the joke. The description of the presents is a not only word play but a nice bit of misdirection because it's pretty well expected that he would somehow say that Vader is Luke's father since that is a quote and not a punch line

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@@jesslynn2105 Really?

[@mtv3799]

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[@Matt-cz6ti]

I first heard that "felt your presents" joke 16 years ago, why is Osman getting applause for it?

[@gohan661]

Because he's playing for the unwashed masses not the people who like Star Wars

[@peterfireflylund]

it was an unusually good setup.

[@gasgano8255]

Because many didn't?

[@andywright8803]

Title wrong. The question is did he break into HIS house

[@georgeharvey4226]

I was wondering why the teammates were sitting further apart this series. Now I understand: social distancing.

[@tobyhart8515]

Anti-social distancing if you ask me. They're each an Osmon apart.

[@SlyJinxs4]

Richard Osman getting an applause for a joke I read over a decade ago on a meme website...

[@robertpv6639]

Stephen Fry also told it on QI.

[@SlyJinxs4]

@@robertpv6639 Richard Osman built a career on parroting other people's intellect and it shows haha

[@shaun2463]

@@SlyJinxs4 why are you so salty towards him? Did your wife leave you for him?

[@SlyJinxs4]

@@shaun2463 Aww are we using meaningless words to bash people on the internet? What I said is truth, you don't like it cool move along. No reason to be hostile to people. Someone hurt you? Who hurt you? Tell me, let's start the healing process, but do me a favor, tell me on the inside.

[@shaun2463]

@@SlyJinxs4 so that's a yes

[@joeeeee256]

Reupload?

[@threebadgersinatrenchcoat7957]

The episode came out today

[@jorischkovich]

Damn they all look old here

[@titteryenot4524]

You say that like they all have scabies, or something.🎟

[@sparky4878]

Surely he means Frankenstein’s monster? Thought he’d know that.

[@adamrobinson6951]

The term "Frankenstein" can mean either the creator or the creation. Arguably the first few works to refer to the creation as Frankenstein were mistaken. However, as there''s no basis for the name other than works of fiction, many of which use that term to refer to the creation, there's no valid argument against calling the creation "Frankenstein". Either way, implying that the creation was the monster is flawed logic. The scientist was the monster, the creation was a victim.

[@re_patel]

@@adamrobinson6951 wow, it's never crossed my mind to think of him as a victim- seeing things in a whole new light!

[@Fiddleback]

That was a good 'presents' joke.......when Stephen Fry told it on QI several years ago. ;)

[@romainsavioz5466]

His

[@bradhartliep879]

"Unless they steal it .. and then it's a Welshman .. lookin' for his sheep" ..

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[@CptColumbo]

Did he mean he went as Frankenstein or the Creature. I would guess people would assume he was just a really tall doctor if he went as Frankenstein.

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No

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I agree

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I just say hello

[@TheJessy8888]

No truer words have been spoken ever before...

[@outsidespac3]

wow david was brutally unfunny in this series

[@shaun2463]

Terrible liar. As soon as he said "I got it from a shop" I knew it was a lie. Adding unnecessary details that nobody asked for is a tell

[@tobyhart8515]

Indeed. In this case, a short story indicates a tall tale.

[@jocktigernuts680]

Crap TV, I wouldn’t want to waste anymore of my time elaborating 💩

[@paulelroy6650]

Nah just waste ya time watching and commenting online about it

[@tobyhart8515]

I like that as a channel name. its a counter to iTV.

[@Ater_Draco]

Yet here you are, gramps

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