Rick and Morty - Dead children jokes

The dead children jokes.
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[@ithyphal]

There is no way Rick's ship doesn't have shields that can handle two drunks, and a handful of cops. So the ship's AI either enjoys violence, or it doesn't like Summer and wants to annoy her.

[@vanguardplays3418]

Rick made it so probably both

[@merlinho0t]

We figure out later that the ship is kinda a bitch lol, blackmailing Summer when she took it out without Rick knowing

[@daveidmarx8296]

keep summer safe

[@SnibsnBibs]

As a matter of fact, it's canonically shown that it does indeed just like violence.

[@dinodare1605]

It enjoys violence, that was proven in the episode with Bruce Chutback.

[@The_Mimewar]

Hunter is one of the darkest moments on TV. That cop is gonna need years of therapy

[@jaysong1930]

That scene hit me deep.

[@michaelmclaren1333]

Comedy bruh

[@loop5720]

@@michaelmclaren1333 *Dark* Comedy.

[@slavicshade2332]

@@michaelmclaren1333 That's not the only thing the show revolves around. Some parts are messages designed by Roiland

[@michaelmclaren1333]

@@slavicshade2332 I'm aware that the show has dark elements but it's still comedy. I laughed when the kid melted. It's not a real kid. It's a drawing. If you guys cant handle it dont watch lol

[@snufkin4374]

“All of you have loved ones. All of them can be returned. All of them can be taken away. Keep Summer safe.”

[@OrlandoKiDD1700]

Jansen aw geez man....

[@AlexoStripes]

*That's deep.*

[@The_Mimewar]

That Hunter shit is dark dark territory

[@MichicraftLP]

Goosebumps wtf

[@sodreir.8666]

You don’t fuck with that car

[@albertocamejo827]

The best part about these jokes is that they never get old

[@Mihnea._.]

Just like kids with cancer

[@angusmarch1066]

Nah, I dont think they age well 🤣

[@clacktloc5816]

Classic and horrible, thats why never get old

[@MG-ts1xs]

NAH YOU DIDNT

[@sunnex474]

@@Mihnea._. or these kids

[@cordyceps7531]

You forgot the two kids the president shot in the finale.

[@sivel7493]

Jay Sherard technically they didnt die, he didnt shoot any of them :/ EDIT: 4 years after and yes, I admitted to him shooting them in the replies, look for it.

[@cordyceps7531]

SiVel yeah he did stupid. Rewatch the episode and look closely when he's trying to shoot all of the cart wheeling Rick clones.

[@cordyceps7531]

YodaWithASoda K

[@literallydying6264]

Jay Sherard, u dont have to call him "stupid"

[@wisewordsfromcaptainameric8476]

you’re such a dumbass

[@tristinmcclain9102]

Oh, so he thinks the fact that he loves morty is a flaw, that’s deep

[@alessioficocelli1272]

I think he thinks love it self to be a flaw

[@JWeb66]

More so his dependence on others is what he considers a flaw, because while he still loves Morty the non-toxified version has no concern killing a Morty.

[@bonbonS1969]

how is that deep?

[@kinzerrs4578]

畈當畈當涼 you have to have a very high iq to understand rick and morty

[@Maqb06]

@@kinzerrs4578 lol

[@cruzramos2871]

The ending one was messed up

[@user-kd3lp7qi1z]

PAPI Chulo father is that you?

[@Mumphler]

PAPI Chulo Dude did u even SEE the beginning one?!?!

[@Cerbyo]

it's just an alien, it's rated PG and okay for cable if u shoot an alien child. DON'T YOU KNOWWW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEEN ACCEPTABLE CHILD SHOOTINGS AND UNACCEPTABLE ONESSSSSSSS. IF ITS MESSED UP THEN SOCIETY IS MESSED UP AND THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.

[@patriousthefallenknight3185]

eyup

[@EddyA1337]

I laughed at it. Bad parenting.

[@driveasandwich6734]

The voice acting really makes the Hunter one.

[@doctorawesomeness6922]

"YOU WANT TO SEE CHILDREN DIE?!"- Rick Sanchez

[@cosmichype5416]

looks like it he's worse then uh who

[@pighater1111]

Nope.avm

[@Slapstick_Editz]

Yes. Yes I do

[@Tracoen44]

I keep seeing you. Are you some fan of many things and we are just fans of the same things

[@TheOrphanEater]

"yes, yes I do" -Me

[@Meg_Lovegood]

Watched that last clip with my father when the episode first came out i held in the laughter afraid that he wouldn't approve and he was in tears laughing his ass off once it clicked in what happened. Great bonding moment

[@eduardobarrientos4497]

Bonding over dead children, such a wholesome moment

[@banallanimeandfurries]

anime pfp using peddle file

[@xleplayVA]

What in the fuck? Where is that shit coming from?

[@MikeBiscuit]

​@@banallanimeandfurries??

[@banallanimeandfurries]

@@xleplayVA coming from a place called truth, anime is evil and should be banned

[@quinntanium350]

4:50 *I’m sorry but your free trial of living has expired*

[@speakeroftruth5739]

*OOF*

[@e4-m0nngaming57]

Vibe checked

[@FizzySugarStar]

Parents fault they brought them to the park

[@AlexoStripes]

*pls purchase to enjoy the full life experience*

[@JustaOddblackhat]

like litereally what happened

[@rodrigocoockiemonster4460]

dark jokes are like children with cancer, *they never get old*

[@postman6553]

Misread as "dad jokes"

[@rodrigocoockiemonster4460]

zion basto well... shit I can imagine

[@greatestever4568]

Your jokes are like your mom. Overused. And passed around often. Jk you seem chill

[@homeworkhopper4610]

Dark humor is like food Not everyone gets it

[@coarsantine3132]

As someone who had cancer, I fucking cracked from laughter lol

[@dotvalin]

4:50 little detail: You can see the dad blinking and then watching over his children when the kid says "Lisa?".

[@loharconfehva1757]

Its crazy how its so dark but so true at the same time. Its like that father instinctively knows something is wrong with on of his babies. A true father.

[@ryanfink5888]

Red Herring Yeah, takes his kids to the bar and lets them run around shooting each other. Great guy

[@TmanTheTdog]

Ryan Fink To be fair it’s in an area where dying should be literally impossible

[@penpenguin3621]

🥺🥺☹️

[@SPFLDAngler]

@@TmanTheTdog doesn't make it okay

[@NateTheGreat101-c7l]

The last made me tear a little

[@memebasterd1080]

Secretive Life same;-;

[@humanbean1567]

Secretive Life I laughed on that one

[@nealmiles9070]

Human Bean same

[@malnutritionboy]

ArbitraryPeasant none of them were sad. Sheep

[@megamanhikari8095]

@@malnutritionboy aren't you edgy

[@thenewadventuresofhenry6998]

I'm guessing that resort's going to face a MASSIVE lawsuit.

[@koldblaze6610]

Seeing as to how their entire gist there is that you physically should not be able to die in the resort, yeah most definitely

[@bobachii]

4:19 When Jerry gets revived, Rick smiles. I just liked that little detail.

[@habijjj]

It shows how much he actually cares about Jerry now

[@MasonKLutz]

In this episode, Rick actually started to think Jerry was alright. It wasn't until knowing he made a deal with a group of aliens to kill him that he started to not like Jerry again. Before, they were drinking and telling jokes like friends, when at first it was a pity adventure.

[@seal8900]

The fact that Rick sees him caring about morty as a flaw tells you all you need to know about his character. Even with all he does he is still not a good person. He hates all his good traits, but he wants to change. He isn’t a good person, but he’s trying to be.

[@Carlete123]

Although the toxicity that is left behind is not based on wether or not he considers it a flaw. This "irrational affection" is truly because the Morty we see is not his grandson. Not even related to him, he went ahead and became a part of an abandoned Beth's family to cope with losing his daughter. But at the same time is what's holding him back from moving forward. That's why the machine expels his "Love" for Morty. It actually expels his unhealthy cope mechanisms.

[@PlyrMava.]

It's irrational attachment, in that he can't allow himself or his grandson to grow as people separate from one another. But you see that attachment addressed in the most recent Evil Morty episode. He was able to overcome it and actually tried to give Morty his own humanity

[@cetologist]

​@@Carlete123That would imply being biologically related would make it rational affection. Which is simply not true, who's semen or ovum you came from doesn't matter a single bit

[@ynothaniruz277]

I'm a simple man. I see dead children, I click. Oh man, that's gonna come back at me isnt it?

[@hectorbarrera8046]

Yes. Yes it will. Here's a like, as a small compensation

[@bede1233]

So far, not at all. But all we can do is wait right now.

[@fransiscoh9450]

Where’s the fbi when you need it

[@youeverjustdie]

I’m probably a bad person for this, but 69th like

[@joemamabanana6677]

Ahhh I see you’re a man of culture as well

[@Alice-the-Bibi]

2:40 I was confused when Rick said that his attachment to Morty and his family is irrational. Now I know it's because it's not his original Morty and the only family he truly loves (and misses) is his original, dead one :(

[@angusmarch1066]

The Hunter joke was the thing that cemented this show as one of my favourites.

[@DatAsianGuy]

I always laugh at the keep summer safe scene..

[@gonloburdee111]

You sick fuck

[@wintersnow5445]

@@gonloburdee111 fuck off

[@montes401]

That's a little messed up 😐

[@trankhackinh6134]

@@montes401 oh leave him alone. The space ship use psychological attack against the cops the kid "Hunter" you see is just a replica the ship made. Just pure genius!!

[@captaincap4931]

@@trankhackinh6134 "just pure genius" not really, it's just gratuitous. i can understand chuckling, or even the slight exhale from your nose, but a full on cackle/laugh or some shit is sociopathic.

[@AxellMorren]

"Children fighting, I can sell this" - Stan Pines

[@DaMilkManMan]

The keep summer safe scene is one of my favorite scenes in the entire series

[@timlamb6073]

Never thought there would be a “dead children” compilation. But here it is, and I’m watching it.

[@shadzep2701]

I like how rick's car is this super advanced space ship but its thrusters are made out of trash cans and its got handheld lights taped on the hood

[@mothwhomightnotbetrustworthy]

1:50 has gotta be my favorite cause of that animation of him pointing.

[@mauriciosilva4108]

Because santa claus aint real

[@SultanAli-xx2oy]

i love how in 4:30, jerry just causally silently scream

[@karenwilliams30527]

It's so incredibly hilarious that the sludge is doing the smallest bit of "censorship" on the guys!😂👏🏻👍🏻💚😱👍🏻

[@d3oth3tris48]

I love the detail that the guy who is eating at Sbarro's eats from the garbage can and the salad eaters go to Sbarro's 😂

[@aldheart9457]

The one about Lisa is so sad Omgg

[@JayGilby]

Don't forget, remember when Jerry was riddled with bullets and the hospital was capable of saving him? I like to think that the girl was similarly saved :)

[@aldheart9457]

BrazoRetardo yeah I hope so lmao that part messed me uuuup

[@dwarfboy9996]

The dad in the background looking over to his son and Lisa

[@steelingcable6350]

It's just a drawing. It's not real

[@aldheart9457]

Connor McMullen a drawing that mad me feel sad doesn’t matter if it’s not real lmao

[@itsyourratbrotherjerry.4626]

3:15 You can see in his face he doesn't want Morty to suffer and in a while he sacrifices himself or the other version of Rick because he hates seeing Morty suffer like this

[@Oniri245]

I feel so sad in the hunter scene because my uncle’s son died to a car accident i can’t imagine how hard it is to see your child again just to die in your hands.

[@speechlesshermit8588]

7 years is a really accurate number. Wonder why.

[@smilemorecutie288]

“..Lee-tha..” Omg I’m crying rn!!! 😭 That’s literally such a sad line to end on 🥺

[@azertyqwerty8398]

I never really saw that last one as a joke. I can't recall the exact words he used but Terry Pratchett once said something along the line of "Even in comedy, when idiots are running around with weapons, people are bound to die".

[@DeathnoteBB]

They were playing in a place with a dome that revives you if you die. It’s an amusement park where the whole gimmick is you can’t die. For the kids it’s like playing with a nerf gun and it suddenly turns into a real gun.

[@azertyqwerty8398]

@@DeathnoteBB I know, I saw that episode. What I meant is that I did not see the child killing his playmate as a joke, but more as a callback to reality, showing that you should not blindly trust something to make sure your kids will be okay if they shoot each other with. I don't know, maybe it's just my view of this kind of thing that prevents me to laugh at this particular joke.

[@Asahamana]

Deep, kudos to you, never though it like that. That was a great point.

[@briarmason8737]

​@@azertyqwerty8398 It's funny partially cause it was entirely avoidable

[@friccle_]

4:36 Never thought i’d hear that from him

[@ssj4gogeta130]

*I love the girl who was eating from the TRASH JUST RESUMES with her “life!” like NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!!!* 😂😂😭🤣💀💀💀☠️

[@dontworryaboutit3437]

You forgot about the froopy land ones

[@maxwellsimon4538]

Yeah, they were babies, not kids, so they don't count

[@generalgrievous2496]

maxwell simon babies are kids dingus...

[@ln7929]

@@generalgrievous2496 babies are babies

[@generalgrievous2496]

Rabbit rams babies are......tiny senseless things....

[@Missingno700]

@@generalgrievous2496 woooooosh

[@peopleperson360]

When he used the toxic amplification, Brazil was unchanged.

[@Caleb7890]

The Hunter scene is one of the messed up moments I have ever seen

[@marcuscarana9240]

When Rick's spaceship scanned and searched for the father's history, created a clone of his son, and made the son die to psychologically torture and traumatize him, it just shows how evil, cruel and sadistic Rick's creations can be just like him. And it's not far fetch to consider Rick as "the devil" himself just like how an actual devil call him as that.

[@pewdipieofalexanderchristo4794]

I dont know why, but the 2 pig snot aliens at the end were so powerful for some reason, imagine living In a town where there is no death only for you to accidentally kill your family member

[@digodabrik201]

keep “Summer” safe.

[@hachi666roku]

That one pile of man cubes just being there next to Rick’s space ship…. 😮

[@lexusramirez5769]

That scene with the officer scooping the goo is like a south park scene

[@mrblahbah2522]

I feel like their should be an emergency generator where for 60 seconds it blasts “the immortality field with not be functional” when the main power shuts off

[@homoxymoronomatura]

People would be really mad if they hurt an animal in this cartoon, but nobody cares they kill children. Double standards.

[@salvyballacc]

3:37 uhhh give it to me *whispers*

[@joey_zhu]

i love how the car ends its ominous speech with "keep summer safe" like it's a stand ability from jojo's bizarre adventure

[@jonathan4158]

The birthday party seriously scared those kids for life.

[@elgus3802]

"Relax, you'll be fine, grandpa's here" really hits close to home

[@masterchief4150]

The first one was depressing as hell

[@TheGr0nch]

Honestly this is like the only show that isn't afraid to get that dark and it's unbelievable

[@ghostboi1413]

What about South Park

[@stella-yd4gy]

family guy and south park also dont watch south park its absolutely disgusting

[@navisnavisnavis]

ah. my favorite type of humor.

[@fnaftop9118]

4:11

[@5530Bright]

So basically they turned everything into Nurgle.

[@PanzermansBunker]

The monsters of our collective Ids smile out from the darkness. They get Rick and Morty.

[@imagineitscool]

The last one made me laugh and now I feel bad

[@MeasuringTheSteak]

The jokes are a lot like the children in this video They never get old

[@forwarddiscipline]

NotTheRealPersonYou’dEvenKnow HAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

[@sharpgnashingteeth]

The jokes are a lot like the children in this video 5 years old

[@TheMemeProfessor_]

“Meehta?” Nah bro just killed his own sister

[@strickplayer2116]

Okay the first one was amazing XD perfect way to get people to back the hell off!

[@katlyndobransky2419]

I never found the first clip to be funny. Instead it seemed more horrifying and chilling. It just shows how far the machine would go to protect Summer

[@Walter-fc3uq]

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees xD.

[@doomtotem484]

Damnn lol

[@user-nh6np5jm3g]

"All can be returned, all can be taken away." WTF?

[@SavulthanTheMan]

That first one was absolutely cruel

[@demonhearted8419]

the first part is actually very traumatizing for me

[@Frostedblu]

1:44 Love how that one guy looks around in confusion

[@largeroyster]

Ok if a alien looking ship uses someone’s dead son to stop us from attacking that’s when we should LEAVE IT ALONE

[@spiritchills1994]

Huh. His skin turns slightly more grey when he absobs toxic rick.

[@SammmeeBee]

Is it wrong that the very last 5 seconds honestly made me start laughing out loud? "Lisa?"

[@Donsposts]

keep summer safe was a fucked up one.

[@mrflorida2050]

And also the saddest moment of the cartoon

[@karlvik2168]

Donatas Simaitis The best scene in any show ever

[@elijahclark7727]

It really was. That's what made it good.

[@nemean_lin446]

That Last Part Man Soh Saahd 😞

[@cordyceps7531]

Bruh this video is too unessicarily fucking long. I mean really, did you have to show the entire scene with healthy and Toxic Rick and Morty, just skip to the parts with the kids. And how is Jerry getting shot in the head or Rick and the alien losing their heads dead children jokes.

[@itsalwaysme]

Jay Sherard Well Jerry getting shot and the rick and the alien scene don't count But you are right it's too long

[@cordyceps7531]

Lonely Planet I know. I'm saying for whirly Dirly Conspiracy he should've only showed the parts with kids shooting each other and that's it.

[@itsalwaysme]

Jay Sherard Yeah

[@cordyceps7531]

ClassicMe ClassicMe it's a cartoon.

[@itsalwaysme]

ClassicMe ClassicMe Because it's fun

[@jovanekiii]

Rick's UFO:All Of You Have Loved Ones, All Can Be Returned, All Can Be Taken Away, Keep Summer Safe. Me: *you sick fuck.*

[@luigidollmcshorts168]

Rick and Morty is about these few things: Sci-Fi, Family Problems, Poop Jokes and Dead Children.

[@Glitchm77plays]

I just realized when Rick didn’t have the toxic Rick merged with him his skin is slightly lighter but when they are one Rick’s skin is darker

[@subswithnovideoschallang-qu4jb]

The last one tho ¥_¥

[@etienne-maelhofbeck6322]

Oh my god,rick's "car" is an evil genie. Or jinn,if you prefer.

[@shyre836]

the toxified mouse guy at the party kicked the only black kid into the pool

[@soundtheartist9212]

That Hunter joke never gets old. Oh wait, I accidentally typed joke. Hunter never gets old.

[@Bunger5126]

The kid that shot their sister didn't kill them. Remember when Jerry was shot 50 times? Rick said that they patched him up easily at the hospital, the kid was only shot once so...

[@Xarkers94]

Nah , that girl died , she is too far away from a hospital

[@ghostchamploo5052]

awesome socks hahaha

[@HexigonSB]

Different reality probably, the girl didnt have the same access to the super healing shit

[@davidvazquezg.3764]

I'm pretty sure Jerry died that day. Rick just replaced him with a clone or maybe the Jerry of another dimension.

[@Bunger5126]

RedPandaBro they aren't in a full city, they're in an amusement park where they can't die

[@LygarZeroX]

honestly evil morty is probably the morty that somehow got the toxic parts removed and kept them removed by the time he came to realize he cared nothing for rick.

[@cb-9938]

The kids play tag with a gun is absolutely hilarious 😂 Dark humor at its finest

[@norbertojones5213]

Lis aint coming back again

[@C.A.M584]

This is always funny every time.

[@dylannichol3062]

Yeah I did And then I learned this (shoots toxin morty) Got to say that one was just badass

[@jacobrobison9650]

You think the first one was a joke, This was a full on psychological attack. It caused shock, Guilt, Depression, anxiety , essentially crippled the leader along a threat to the underlings. They all lived all maybe psychologically harmed but physically untouched. Which means very little strength and energy used to incapacitate and possibly capture a group. Especially used against police who are basically your neighbor but with minor training. (although swat take on more serious training ) . This is A JOKE to you .

[@Stwartistis]

The ending was really sad

[@Ye1diamondOfficial]

The first was the darkest moment ever bro

[@Astr0sClips]

Welp guess I’m on the F.B.I watch list

[@Brandebury]

In the kids party, the kid being clubbed to death is the African American child. :0

[@judgepepper6351]

No he kicked in the river

[@ursinemonster8209]

He drowned to death

[@judgepepper6351]

@@ursinemonster8209 agreed

[@Mman07311]

Press f for Lisa

[@andrescampos6596]

F

[@wyattcraig2904]

For one to cease fire one must be firing before hand mr swat guy

[@BlackGoId]

“YOU WERE ALL MISTAKES! OW! OOF! I HATE YOU-“ 🤣🤣🤣

[@ahuman32478]

1:28 this is literally what happened in Kingsman Secret Service

[@phonix4956]

The effing car used that officer's greatest regret that is messed up

[@劉佳韋]

1:42 The priest actually become better for telling the truth.

[@Antboi9563]

Morty! Not that i gave a shit but are you okay?!? 😂😂😂

[@hatoru9]

In the first second the ship looked like The Iron Giant, which is a kids movie. Right on man

[@harrisonfackrell]

I had no idea Sbarros was an actual pizza place until encountering one years after the Toxic Rick episode aired.