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@davidtomlinson61386 ай бұрын
When the crab was let out of the beer , he was totally pissed, he started walking forwards ! 🤔🤣🤣🤣
@user-ut3mu2fx9h11 ай бұрын
Best Joke ever! "...well make something up!". LOL
@karengilchrist9774 Жыл бұрын
That was possibly the most inappropriate joke I've ever heard! 😂😂
@evaklum8974 Жыл бұрын
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@randallulrich2 ай бұрын
Which one? All of them!
@dirkwolf9463 Жыл бұрын
Ok I still would have hit that interview, and got the job. "Sir I think it's obvious I'm the type who completes a task despite any unexpected problems."
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Omg omg I'm horrified...I can't unhear any of this 😮😮😮😮😮😮
@evaklum8974 Жыл бұрын
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@stevenbryant47184 ай бұрын
Yes he completes that task often, welcome to Wolf-9463 Inc.
@gentlemanx7987 Жыл бұрын
Ricky just pulls you out of your comfort zone, instantly. 😂
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely want to meet him and his partner 😂😂😂😂I reckon I could become one of their closest friends 😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤for sure....my friends are hilarious too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂omg too funny 😂😂😂😂😂they keep me sane 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ferociousgustafson4040 Жыл бұрын
Into my comfort zone. So much better than the news.
@evaklum8974 Жыл бұрын
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@evaklum8974 Жыл бұрын
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@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
@@evaklum8974 ok....
@d.k.barker9465 Жыл бұрын
First heard of Ricky G about the Golden Globes. The boy has kojones. Hollyweird deserved it. He has the most artfull grasp of irony of all time. What we love about British humor. Thanks Ricky!
@evaklum8974 Жыл бұрын
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@mabr4876 Жыл бұрын
Ricky is pure gold, obviously❤Greetings from a polishborn girl living in comedy-and irony- free germany😶🌫️
@jst1973 Жыл бұрын
Germany used to be funny and a lot of other things and then it got wrecked by its government. Declining societies are not in the best mood
@ddoherty5956 Жыл бұрын
That's not true, Olaf Schultz is the funniest man alive! "Zee Germans vere liberated Von zee Nazi's" like they didn't even have 12 year olds in the front line!🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
@zendakk Жыл бұрын
Did someone force you to move to Germany?
@mabr4876 Жыл бұрын
@@zendakk Indeed!
@jst1973 Жыл бұрын
@@zendakk birth kinda did but since I'm not a tree I left you knuckleheads
@chatsnthat10 ай бұрын
Absolutely love Ricky Gervais, still got the balls to tell it like it is!
@randallulrich2 ай бұрын
As long as he applies bacon grease, right?
@streakychambers658 Жыл бұрын
Loved the very last word of this sketch 😂 almost like he was talking to me!
@evaklum8974 Жыл бұрын
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@alisonramsbottom8995 Жыл бұрын
Says it as it is! Comedy GOLD 🏆
@evaklum8974 Жыл бұрын
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@alisonramsbottom8995 Жыл бұрын
I love Ricky. He’s ace ❤
@alanblakemore6548 Жыл бұрын
😂😂FUNNY MAN EVEN WHEN HES NOT PERFORMING 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@evaklum8974 Жыл бұрын
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@danielgrzybiarz1141 Жыл бұрын
Ricky always makes something up to make me laugh :D
@robertmcadam2216 Жыл бұрын
The greatest comedian ever.
@evaklum8974 Жыл бұрын
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@jacquelinefox2632 Жыл бұрын
A perfect lesson on how to keep a straight face.... 😮😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@evaklum8974 Жыл бұрын
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@DrXtoph Жыл бұрын
I love his humor😊!
@paulwoodford1984 Жыл бұрын
Makes me want to wack of furiously
@markfox1545 Жыл бұрын
*humour
@paulwoodford1984 Жыл бұрын
*off
@krystiankowalski7335 Жыл бұрын
@@markfox1545 *both are correct
@evaklum8974 Жыл бұрын
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@gsk5161 Жыл бұрын
He's the best!!!!
@sevenwatson5854 Жыл бұрын
The mum leaving tea gag did the rounds in the early 80s
@SlideRulePirate Жыл бұрын
Same as the 'shat himself' gag. I recall Spike Milligan telling it on Wogan.
@CarlMansell-zs8xl Жыл бұрын
Yep. Heard that it school
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Another not so original 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@seanscanlon9067 Жыл бұрын
Wasn't that his point about urban myths though, people telling the stories and claiming it happened to them or someone they know?
@evaklum8974 Жыл бұрын
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@spizzenergi2292 Жыл бұрын
Derek…dad scene…only time I’ve ever cried in my life.
@zeropoint546 Жыл бұрын
I reckon I had a sook every episode.
@a.a.909 Жыл бұрын
I looove Ricky 😂
@samuraijaydee Жыл бұрын
Thank you Ricky. It's nice to have something to laugh about.
@nicolaunsworth992 Жыл бұрын
I think he is great, 😂😂 proper makes my day
@evaklum8974 Жыл бұрын
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@AlexAdam-sp5ri Жыл бұрын
"......make something up....OMG!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@rosesacks74306 ай бұрын
I can't believe I laughed at the joke of the little girl telling her dad about the play ground
@Volkbrecht6 ай бұрын
Why not? It's funny. On a technical level. You should be worried if that joke did not make you laugh at least a bit. Because that would mean that you did not feel the horror at the set-up.
@HeisenbergTheFirst Жыл бұрын
William Shakespeare, Dickins, THE OFFICE.
@Lauriewrightmusic Жыл бұрын
Sessions…
@PKWeaver74 Жыл бұрын
Dickins is overrated.
@Lauriewrightmusic Жыл бұрын
@@PKWeaver74 I prefer a Chaucer
@anneroy4560 Жыл бұрын
@@PKWeaver74 you think? I believe that if you read what Bill Shakespeare wrote & what Charlie Dickens wrote you know all there is to know about people ...
@PKWeaver74 Жыл бұрын
@@anneroy4560 It was a joke! I was elevating The Office even further by eliminating one of the other two, which I picked at random. Sorry it didn't land!
The old man cooked the bacon so his dog doesn't get used to raw meat. There's a risk he might eat his balls one day.
@papagrounds Жыл бұрын
In the first clip his suit looks like he's wearing a costume that looks like Ricky Gervais.
@alcidebava1854 Жыл бұрын
È un cazzo di genio 😊
@davidnuttall47969 ай бұрын
Top drawer😂😂
@caahacky9 ай бұрын
Oldies but still funny.
@wds525 Жыл бұрын
You can't cancel this man because neither he nor his fans care a * about wokeness.
@smitcher Жыл бұрын
When they can’t cancel a person though they go after the venue. Plenty venues have decided to cancel a show because the performer has said something to offend a snowflake and then the woke brigade have started a vendetta against anyone that accepts a booking… the world is doomed.
@dylanvogel2928 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@infiniteinspiration1628 Жыл бұрын
Omg omg .....as you hear more you can't unhear this.......
@seanscanlon9067 Жыл бұрын
Considering to be woke means to be aware of injustices within society such as racism, then I would have thought Ricky and his audience probably are woke. As opposed to the political-right hijacking the word to bandy around to mean anything, yet be stumped when asked to define it........And what was wrong with politically correct anyway, that it had to be replaced with a word now wrongly being used?
@ferociousgustafson4040 Жыл бұрын
@@smitcherwait until the cancellation effects their bottom line. Peoples fake virtue won’t trump their love of money.
@niklar55 Жыл бұрын
I was due to be at my best friend's wedding, 100 miles away. So I grabbed my suit out of the wardrobe, shoved it in a bag with some other clothes, and took off When I got to my friends house and changed, I found my ''suit'' was just my jacket! My father, had decided to put the trousers onto a separate hanger with my other trousers. My leather motorcycle jeans were not really suitable, but luckily, I was able to borrow a pair of trousers from my mates brother. Thing was, they were a totally different colour! Thanks Dad! .
@SetiSupreme Жыл бұрын
Well that's just normal lol. I would never put on suit pants, looks way better with suit jacket and jeans
@niklar55 Жыл бұрын
@@SetiSupreme NOT in 1960's
@markfox1545 Жыл бұрын
You need to move out of mommy's and daddy's house. Why on earth are you still there if you're old enough to have friends getting married?!😅😅😅
@niklar55 Жыл бұрын
@@markfox1545 R Sole! This was over 60 years ago, I was in the military, and some of my civilian clothes were stored in my father's house, which was on route. 😎😎 .
@WhoThisMonkey Жыл бұрын
I've always hated wearing suits, they are just not my character at all. In fact, so much so, I may declare right here and now, I will never wear one again.
@anthonywilson4873 Жыл бұрын
Well that is so similar. A young kid at a workman’s club with head down on a Sunday in a state. Eventually prized for him, he was having a danger wank ( quick one with risk of being discovered) his mum was bringing him a cup of tea. Opened his eyes tea on bedside table. He was so embarrassed. We just said mum would be proud of him clearing his tubes for kids later, building himself up like.😂
@mrdeafa25 Жыл бұрын
Hates people stealing his jokes but the Millets/Levis 36 is straight from Spike Milligan. Come on Ricky you are better than that.
@PompeyKilla Жыл бұрын
And the "make something up" joke was stolen from Jim Davidson
@seanscanlon9067 Жыл бұрын
He passed neither of those jokes off as his own. He told stories that were his own experiences, involving either telling or being told the jokes or stories, which in the case of the latter he even touched on the subject of urban myths.
@PompeyKilla Жыл бұрын
@@seanscanlon9067 His own experience? Of another comedian's set?
@seanscanlon9067 Жыл бұрын
@@PompeyKilla No, his own experiences of telling a joke at a dinner party and the reaction it got, and being told an urban myth by a friend who claimed it happened to his brother. Neither of which he is claiming as his own original joke or story. It is like if he told a story about a funny incident involving a personal experience about singing happy birthday, it would not really be him claiming he was the originator of the song happy birthday.
@gusbert Жыл бұрын
That shitting himself story was first told by Spike Milligan in 1980 on Parkinson.
@theknightofdoom260 Жыл бұрын
Happened to me when I was 14 beating away with my headphones on and after I finished a nice cup of tea next to my bed...
@evaklum8974 Жыл бұрын
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@two-nine7730 Жыл бұрын
This is why i like to smoke a little.
@chateaupig826 Жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅🤣🤣 Medicine
@liberatumplox625 Жыл бұрын
No that's not Spike Milligan's joke and that one about the crab isn't your dad's joke - they're all just very old, public domain jokes.
@Balthazare69 Жыл бұрын
Make something up hahahahaha
@alisonramsbottom8995 Жыл бұрын
Just finished Derek. I did a marathon 😂 your brill
@markfox1545 Жыл бұрын
*you're. The contraction of you are. It's really not difficult.
@happilyeggs4627 Жыл бұрын
The diarrhoea/ denim jacket joke was stolen from Spike Milligan. Milligan told this story back in the 70s. The only difference is in the Milligan joke the denim jacket is a woolly jumper.
@4Kandlez Жыл бұрын
So the guy that shat himself was wearing woolly pants?
@headmondronary2127 Жыл бұрын
Did the guy cut the corners off a paper carrier bag? Because I'm pretty sure that would rip unless you got the sizes right the first go and don't think they had plastic carrier bags in the 70s.
@happilyeggs4627 Жыл бұрын
@@headmondronary2127 It was never about a carrier bag. Milligan's friend had to put the sweater on like a pair of trousers, guess where his tackle was hanging out. The video may still be hanging around. He told the story on some chat show, Parkinson, or some such. Anyhow, don't have a go at me because your comedy hero ripped a story off from Spike Milligan.
@gavinsmith4489 Жыл бұрын
@@headmondronary2127 they did have plastic carrier bags in 1970s
@timoverington5177 Жыл бұрын
Peter sellers did it on the Parkinson show..
@kyronarcher Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂excellent 😂😅
@PelleAgerup8 ай бұрын
Sick
@fuglbird Жыл бұрын
It starts 6:29
@ProfSimonHolland6 ай бұрын
i was on the train home from london with drunk bankers. one shat themselves and went to the toilet and threw his trousers and pants out the window.... hmmm. his suit jacket wasn't very long!
@user-ug6fn4hf6i11 ай бұрын
good
@paleale8400 Жыл бұрын
the litle girl one was dark 🤣🤣
@earlowens998 Жыл бұрын
Remind me not to drink will watching this guy. I had a mouth full of Diet Coke during a punch line.
@earlowens998 Жыл бұрын
I’m wearing Diet Coke now.
@VeryFewPeopleTV Жыл бұрын
😂 what's the pension scheme like
@soozisalt9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@mrmawson2438 Жыл бұрын
😆 it was a jacket
@abuzar.hasan8 Жыл бұрын
what is the name of the full show from the first clip?
@Cesspit76 ай бұрын
I have to point out that if i ever did feel the urge to wrap any part of my anatomy in bacon, streaky or other, cooked or raw, i feel that some preservation instinct would kick in when faced with any form of carnivore.
@brianellinger6622 Жыл бұрын
you keep feeding me im on all night.... kinda like chicken
@littlefoot.. Жыл бұрын
This is the stuff he used to say to karl.
@KitsuyuutsuR Жыл бұрын
I have no idea why, but I have questions about the bacon…😂 I wouldn’t be wondering if the dog was fussy that he had to cook the bacon first. I’d be wondering why he would want to rub hot bacon on his balls 😂 Wouldn’t that burn?! 😂
@Mark-IamNum1 Жыл бұрын
The joke about the guy who shat himself is an old Spike Milligan joke. I love Ricky but Spike’s version is better
@Carlo-ng9uf11 ай бұрын
The story he told about the bloke who shat himself is literally stolen from Spike Milligan on Parkingson 43 years ago.
@alien927910 ай бұрын
If it's that old it's public domain lol
@johngranato2673 Жыл бұрын
Mike Brewer
@kevinbiggins7224 Жыл бұрын
Dogs get worms if they eat raw pigs. :)
@ruthlessreid9172 Жыл бұрын
Great
@jamiewilliams6471 Жыл бұрын
I love Ricky, but that first joke about the guy wanking in his room and his mum put tea and biscuits by his bed is a well old joke.. god I heard that when I was 12 , and I’m 44 now… so it’s not really his own material. But.. I still bloody love him
@FunkySpunkyJunky Жыл бұрын
He's not passing it off as his own though. He starts off by saying that this is an urban myth.
@evaklum8974 Жыл бұрын
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@Carlo-ng9uf11 ай бұрын
the story of the bloke who shat himself is stolen from spike Milligan, who told it on Parkinson in 1980.
@shankarbalakrishnan23605 ай бұрын
U should read the 14 volumes not sure exacting how many mahatma gandhis autobiography like a holy book❤❤🎉🎉
@marylowrey8911 Жыл бұрын
I do actually know the man from the jeans and jacket myth. Edinburgh. 45 years ago. Before Spike Milligan robbed it in the late eighties or now Ricky is filching it . If the original man could have patented his story years ago, he’d be laughing…😆
@seanscanlon9067 Жыл бұрын
Neither robbed it and Spike told it when saying it was a true story when on the subject of truth being stranger than fiction, and Rick's it was about urban myths yet people claim it happened to them or someone they know. Ricky said here that his friend told the jeans/jacket story to him and that it happened to the friend's brother.
@tonysuffolk Жыл бұрын
Spike Milligan joke?
@UmBungo Жыл бұрын
He told the dog and bacon joke on the 11 o’clock show years ago. Back in the 90’s
@UmBungo Жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-xl2qu I’m not watching it 😂 It’s from 2003. I was on the tour. What’s your point? 😂
@UmBungo Жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-xl2qu relax? I am. I’m baked and enjoying the second day of 3 months of summer vacation, in the sunshine, lakeside in Russia 😂 I’m a teacher. You should’ve thought “relax” after reading my original comment. Truly, what was your point?
@UmBungo Жыл бұрын
@@Daniel-xl2qu I’m not Russian 😂 If you are Ukrainian, then you shouldn’t have encouraged and unleashed your fascists/ultranationalists to murder your own citizens. I lived in ukraine. Putin is doing the world a favour.
@maddoglep2127 Жыл бұрын
I thought he cooked the bacon so he could eat it straight after.
@jrice610 Жыл бұрын
Stealing Spikes anecdotes. Naughty man.
@BoilsonA Жыл бұрын
Black humour 😂😂😂😂
@mooghead Жыл бұрын
Rob Newman said this 20/30 years ago?
@Jack-uc5ly Жыл бұрын
source?
@duffymoony Жыл бұрын
Shitty trousers joke was Spike Milligan in the early eighties,
@loopstationyt Жыл бұрын
This is from 2004
@loopstationyt Жыл бұрын
@@duffymoonyHe had mentioned this on xfm before the stand up
@JoolsyB Жыл бұрын
Why's his suit 3 sizes too large?
@neilb9823 Жыл бұрын
I heard the train/jeans story in the 70's
@smitcher Жыл бұрын
Missed out the best one about the boy in his class at School who had Tourette's...
@brianellinger6622 Жыл бұрын
umm yeah... not pisswater though
@margaretflounders8510 Жыл бұрын
Spike Milligan told the diarrohea joke many, many years ago..only it was a ladies pink cardingan..
@samjohnson3124 Жыл бұрын
not that one!
@edwardhannah8507 Жыл бұрын
Weird innit.
@bradameerbeg2154 Жыл бұрын
The other way round is worse…
@kristianlarsen35437 ай бұрын
wtf kind of mother goes into the room..!?
@peeonthepenski4729 Жыл бұрын
dude spike milligan told the same story kzbin.info/www/bejne/haOmp4CIZ8mLl8U either ricky ripped it off or his friend did
@filthymcnastyazz Жыл бұрын
That wank joke is ancient proving hes a rip off artist
@JoeStanek-vu7rl7 ай бұрын
All jokes have been previously told.
@filthymcnastyazz7 ай бұрын
@@JoeStanek-vu7rl not by ppl earning money for "new" material.
@condocord754411 ай бұрын
not funny
@joedomican2286 Жыл бұрын
Heard a version of the same joke by Spike Milligan ,still good though. I think Ricky is great but why does he always wear clothes that don't fit him? He should take somebody with him when he shops.
@AddFilmmedia Жыл бұрын
I am deeply offended!
@leonmorrison1634 Жыл бұрын
Racky gizzface
@cassiawhitfield7280 Жыл бұрын
Very surprised he finds cruelty to crabs funny
@ripdbtpoo1441 Жыл бұрын
VERY OLD JOKE.
@javiersimental1908 Жыл бұрын
He better repent for making fun and mocking Jesus Christ.
@coastal455 Жыл бұрын
Your jesus christ is so weak he cant stand up for himself?
@HeisenbergTheFirst Жыл бұрын
I dont agree with that in the churchplace
@danjames4086 Жыл бұрын
Funny...how God is supposedly the creator of the entire universe and the whole of eternity. And yet his son on Earth would be upset by a man from the UK making a joke.
@javiersimental1908 Жыл бұрын
@@danjames4086 God will Judge every one of us in the end. "It is appointed a man once to die then comes the judgement" kzbin.info/www/bejne/jKvVeaR-o9ppZpI
@alisonramsbottom8995 Жыл бұрын
He doesn’t believe. That’s his choice. Go Ricky
@yourtoygod4ever39 Жыл бұрын
LOOOVE YOU RICKY. PEACE FROM REPUBLICAN DENMARK. GO TRUMP 🇩🇰🎈
@markfox1545 Жыл бұрын
The most shameful thing is his mate still lives with his mum.
@RideAcrossTheRiver5 ай бұрын
When you say "this mate," you indicate yourself.
@DavieGlasgow Жыл бұрын
the good old tea and cake story. Was shite in 1972 and it's shite now.
@terranovarubacha5473 Жыл бұрын
Please remove the sound effect at the end, it's bloody awful