What's your 20? How many candles are you burning??
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@bistables2410 жыл бұрын
"aw, I wanted Pilky01"
@zeeweed1503 жыл бұрын
The nostril 👃🏻breathing mad this better
@dismalsage11 жыл бұрын
i absolutely lost it when he tried to do the monkey news jingle and couldn't finish because he was laughing too hard. classic ricky
@L33tw0rk9 жыл бұрын
they go... a'ight?
@davidgreen37628 жыл бұрын
Gets me everytime!
@james19394513 жыл бұрын
"There was Fred the Veg" "I assume that's because he had the same IQ as you"
@Glassandcandy11 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: Shakespeare isn't old english, he's early modern english. This is a sentence in old english: Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum, þeodcyninga, þrym gefrunon, hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon.
@yusufthegreat12323 жыл бұрын
I "understood" the first five words. The rest is basically gibberish to me, other than the fact that I know "þ" sounds like "th".
@Glassandcandy3 жыл бұрын
@@yusufthegreat1232 are you so sure you understood the first five words? Because those translate to “hail! We have heard of the spear-Danes”
@yusufthegreat12323 жыл бұрын
@@Glassandcandy Okay, so I understood the first word... still counts for something right? I thought the other 4 words were "We garden in the garden" smh I understood the first one cos it looks like a British word that basically means the same thing!
@scotthall95603 жыл бұрын
Beowulf?
@pixxispad13 жыл бұрын
Apparently lorry drivers in Manchester in the 1980s drove on the right side of the road.
@jamesparkerlangston33429 жыл бұрын
The CB segment always makes me think of They Might Be Giants' song "Rabid Child". Rabid child stays at home, talks on a CB...Truckers pass calling out their handles to the kid...
@jasoncurran100012 жыл бұрын
"Karl is an artist, he sees the world different than us" - Ricky Gervais.
@violent_world Жыл бұрын
. . yeh, but what's art about that
@Papanda199511 жыл бұрын
Thank you for defending us, my friend! You're a good one! You wouldn't believe how tired I am of being slagged off just for being American. I love learning about other countries and don't appreciate people calling me ignorant/stupid/fat when I said nothing mean to them and they've never even seen/met me. I hate how many of the people on the internet use this ability to connect with other people around the world to simply insult their countries and create bad stereotypes. Such a waste :(
@thejoechapman113 жыл бұрын
"How many candles you burning?!" Ask my houemate every day!
@Goosemeyer12 жыл бұрын
Plato, Socrates, Einstein, Pilkington.. Any would be an equally rich experience..
@billyc201010 жыл бұрын
In one of the old XFM shows he said John The Screw was a cabbie, not worked in a DIY shop.
@billyc20109 жыл бұрын
***** I'm not sure, I just know it was in one of the early xfm shows from like 2002
@LPSoulja36 жыл бұрын
It's in season 2 episode 38. Ricky uses the same line of "he either works in a prison or he has sex a lot..." Seems almost scripted, especially as they change John's profession to working in a DIY shop in this one.
@EpsteinKilla693 жыл бұрын
Perhaps he changed profession?
@MaximilianonMars3 жыл бұрын
@@LPSoulja3 the conspiracy thickens. Or they forgot they did the gag after years doing the show. Perhaps Karl forgot the right details.
@borismuller86 Жыл бұрын
@@bendudley2387a DIY shop wouldn’t fix cars, it would sell things to do DIY with like tools.
@IsaiahMang12 жыл бұрын
hahahaha how many candles are you buurning... whaats your twenty... can i jst confirm that your burning 15... hahahha
@ServeTheBeaver13 жыл бұрын
I legit LOL'ed when ricky screwed the jingle up hahaha!
@Haxincorp11 жыл бұрын
To someone who grow up with the internet the ham radio thing makes perfect sense to me.
@carpma113 жыл бұрын
Seven year old comment and I still can’t stop myself from pointing out that CB and Ham radio are different 😂
@joostmusic842428 күн бұрын
So you go 'side on bring it in!' And they go 'allright?'
@Papanda199511 жыл бұрын
Why is it a problem if I like TV shows, movies, and music from other countries?
@WiggysanWiggysan12 жыл бұрын
Food-age, Webb-age, Grip-age.
@ethanrocket430 Жыл бұрын
4:46 how many candles are you burning?, what’s your 20?
@ethanrocket430 Жыл бұрын
1:43 jimmy three legs
@Haxincorp11 жыл бұрын
Actually HBO is an American cable network. I'm also British but credit were its due.
@Drtruman11 жыл бұрын
The neck brace part just killed me. Loool
@thesearethesuns12 жыл бұрын
An "estate" is like what we in the US would call a housing project, correct?
@youxknowxyouxluvxit13 жыл бұрын
Steves laugh at 1:39 ahaha! :')
@katiescarlett195512 жыл бұрын
Amazing.....Karl is a sage.
@StandardGoose11 жыл бұрын
An estate is what we call our projects. It refers to poorly-designed, densely populated collections of housing for poor people where crime and poverty and social deprivation are rife. I don't know which US city I'd compare Manchester to. It's a former industrial city that went through terrible deprivation in the 70s and 80s but has begun to reinvent itself. It's probably our Chicago.
@MasterGuero12 жыл бұрын
9:15 i love when ricky gets fed up hahahahahha
@iClarkey13 жыл бұрын
"Side on bring it in" and they'd go: "alright".
@Yaarrr12 жыл бұрын
Side on, bring it in! Awrite?
@peteranthonyjackson11 жыл бұрын
Yep, in the legal world that's the same: loads of words in modern US English are as was used in bygone times here.
@shadowsergil12 жыл бұрын
1:34 That short, stumpy character (in the background) was also used in the KP Plumbing sketch.
@SuperLordHawHaw6 жыл бұрын
I hope pilky03 is still available
@Adnezal11 жыл бұрын
Actually Tesla did, circa 1930-- feel free to check out his patents for wireless data transfer technology. Either way, I love Karl Pilkington.
@pare32112 жыл бұрын
That is one thing. Two at most.
@faridahmed13767 жыл бұрын
whats your twenty, how many candles are you burning? Geniuses!
@MissyFaye12 жыл бұрын
he would be a great grandpa for bedtime stories....
@tiesthijsthejs11 жыл бұрын
At the last winter olympics, the driver of the Dutch bobsled team cancelled during qualification due to depression and anxiety: he was afraid of gliding the competition course.At that moment they were ranked somewhere between 15th and 5th place.
@ChronicKane11 жыл бұрын
COOL RUNNINGS!
@meritmone13 жыл бұрын
CUZ HE WAS RIGHT "ARMDED".way to go
@mynameisjongreen12 жыл бұрын
by growing up on an estate he means he grew up on a council estate, which is generally where people from working class backgrounds live, but they used to quite have close-knit communities. i don't really know what mississippi is like but manchester isn't exactly the most pleasant place.
@Adnezal11 жыл бұрын
lmao. World of Windbags, is what I was thinking.
@dkb20199811 жыл бұрын
5:11 XD I died laughing
@WowDragonsJD11 жыл бұрын
I probably did mean that - I'm in no way an expert.
@Teledoor2411 жыл бұрын
Yes, it's not a separate language. But see, the English language has different subcategories. The two larger ones are British English and American English. British English spells "colour", while, rather, American English spells it "color". There's minor differences, such as that, between the different subcategories of the English language.
@loyalburke151311 жыл бұрын
"eludes" you, genius.
@lukethegreat10113 жыл бұрын
the bobsledders look like there from the jetsons
@MrKDilkington011 жыл бұрын
The third guy is the Stig
@2006MC11 жыл бұрын
side on bring it in, right, and they go, 'alright'.
@mynameisjongreen12 жыл бұрын
that's true, i never said it didn't.
@6NoHope912 жыл бұрын
Yeah the other replies are correct, you can trust their answers, i live near manchester, it's nothing special but loads of people live there and growing up on an estate means just a typical family with average or below average wage (usually).
@amanda1000313 жыл бұрын
4.38 omg thats funny xD
@conorkennedy33044 жыл бұрын
side on. bring it in
@lalakers19843 жыл бұрын
Alright?
@TheStovepipe112 жыл бұрын
An "estate" refers to a council estate. Local authority publically-funded housing.
@notnif111 жыл бұрын
And then you'd go... aight? lol
@MrNoobmove11 жыл бұрын
what episode is this ?
@morrisal11 жыл бұрын
yeah, thanks for focusing on my point. :) (btw, i never said i didnt swear.)
@wainwright46113 жыл бұрын
and they go, alright.
@jakdothtml11 жыл бұрын
Just in case anyone was wondering, I'm burning 17 candles.
@nickoakley920511 жыл бұрын
Yes tape
@CherryIce111412 жыл бұрын
ha being American I didnt even notice
@yvonneost1213 жыл бұрын
but when they say i'm at such and such a place surely they would figure out that your 20 is where u are durrr LOL
@Sean006812 жыл бұрын
one four for a copy!
@manoneal172411 жыл бұрын
I feel like "Jimmy the Hat" might have something to do with the phrase "Jimmy hat".
@Hilbilly65532112 жыл бұрын
i think it's sort of like the the projects in america.
@JhericFury11 жыл бұрын
They went faster because he was lighter and smaller than the last one. The drive force of a bobsled is gravity, how would that possibly make them faster?! They would be slower, significantly slower. Otherwise all Bobsled teams would be comprised of Jockeys.
@AnaAcapella12 жыл бұрын
hahahahahahaha effing fantastic xD
@violent_world Жыл бұрын
if he says he's boxer boy, n that, Tell him !
@LimeyThunder11 жыл бұрын
Grippage is the best
@TopDog6913 жыл бұрын
Here comes Jimmy three legs. WHY DYOU CALL HIM THAT? He hasn't got three legs.
@finnsquib12 жыл бұрын
and growing up on an estate means you're probably streetwise. Can be rough stuff.
@dajed11933 жыл бұрын
The cartoons really top this off
@yasminezeidan13 жыл бұрын
How cute is ricky at 5:13? hehe aaawwwwwwwww
@MultiLiam512 жыл бұрын
Tattoo stan looks like duke nuken crossed with karl! lol
@Slowshyy11 жыл бұрын
5:10 my fucking sides lmfao
@5parky0111 жыл бұрын
Ricky is obviously out of the loop. Not a hard code to break but yet old Rick didn't break it, Karl had to tell him!
@Teledoor2411 жыл бұрын
YOU DON'T SAY?!
@begalthegreat12 жыл бұрын
same question I asked
@MIngalls12 жыл бұрын
listening to karl talk is soo funny but soo fuckin frustrating at the same time haha
@StandardGoose11 жыл бұрын
Ah. A scientific rebuttal.
@novosphere12 жыл бұрын
@KyrisTV Me too!
@amanda1000313 жыл бұрын
4.38 om thats funny xD
@RyanRyzzo11 жыл бұрын
Actually... American English is a hell of a lot closer to British English than it is to "Old English". I think you meant Middle English and/or Early Modern English even then AmEn and BrEn are very close. AmEn got a huge influence from immigrants as did BrEn. Modern English is a stew anyway... it is a Romance(Latin&Norman)-Germano(AnglicDanishNorse)-Celtic(Insular and also Gaulish) mishmash. To others: there is really no point arguing who is better. Languages evolve. Feckin deal wif et.
@REBELLIC1OUS11 жыл бұрын
5:10
@WildfireX13 жыл бұрын
@yasminezeidan Love this show, im so glad its on every tuesday lol
@Mikefizzled13 жыл бұрын
Why is the DIY shop a mechanics?!
@classicdinner12 жыл бұрын
alright.
@95PW12 жыл бұрын
Estate = Projects
@alramd11 жыл бұрын
britain was a colony of france though that spoke french, so...
@jt562312 жыл бұрын
1:33 bob from kp plumbing!
@JackT133 жыл бұрын
Don’t tell the paramedics how to do it’
@Rmg1212 жыл бұрын
why is a DIY shop animated as a mechanic's garage?
@Venoxisguides11 жыл бұрын
LOL boxer boy
@CoLeMaWeSoMe11 жыл бұрын
Ignorance is bliss. Therefore Karl is a Happy guy
@johmedis12 жыл бұрын
@ChristopherDone Of course. Just like the little hairy fella that overtook someone on a little tricycle innit
@Exoamylase11 жыл бұрын
Tat-oooes
@conorol9512 жыл бұрын
Tahoos haha
@MrKDilkington011 жыл бұрын
Ta'oo
@nickoakley920511 жыл бұрын
how can you watch this when famine and tape happen
@soadsam11 жыл бұрын
how can you just sit there when war and staples occur?
@Adnezal11 жыл бұрын
That is an obvious given, but I think you missed the actual point.