Ricky Gervais Show; Karls Diary & Monkey news (Chimp Doctors)

[@MrSpasticdancer]

karl when aliens invade: "its some sort of space thing innit"

[@flynnlivescmd]

People like this would be fantastic ambassadors. Logical, uncorrupted, has a pretty morose yet accurate perspective of society and life and over all pure example of how our minds work and what we dont focus on and do focus on/work on. Also isnt a yes man nor afraid to call BS! In an unaggressive egotistical manner

[@Patrick.Weightman]

"i got bad eyes n that" "come in tomorrow n we'll sort them out"

[@Dilkingt0nne]

“Yeah, they’re bad them”

[@c00t999]

"The Ducks Looked Worried" hahahahahaha priceless !!

[@jordanforbes2557]

"Hang on something doesn't seem quite right here" hahahah

[@K20a3RSX]

The chimp doctors bit reminds me of Norm McDonald. I firmly believe Karl knows what he’s doing.

[@joeschmoe9863]

That’s a prime Norm joke, I agree

[@pleaseenteraname8211]

It's increadible because the punchline is strongly alluded to from the beggining and you never get any misdirection whatsoever. It's an amazing antijoke

[@IGotBoergs]

I thought so from the first time I heard him, he has such a good sense for punchlines and comes up with bangers on the spot

[@seanlaffey3633]

“That’s a knick knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone!”

[@VLAD_P_]

Thank god for the Hatchery !

[@littlebean666]

"I saw a jogger who was pushing a pram at the same time... the kid looked terrified" :D

[@flynnlivescmd]

Came to the comments right when this happened to play

[@Zanytiger6]

Karl mistaking a joke for a real story is so great

[@ElZilchoYo]

No i don't think it's set up or agreed before, but Ricky definitely brings out this side of Karl, when you watch him in interviews alone he acts not different but not as weird because he isn't being asked weird stuff constantly

[@MINDxWORM]

"it's some sort of time thing innit"

[@burnsyboyy7534]

I ask Suzanne “why don’t ducks use there wings much”? Suzanne said she had to call her mum and dad so I never got an answer 😂😂😂.

[@happyclappyslappy]

did i ever tell you about the immune system?

[@Melbourne_Approach]

"Easy mistake". Man the stuff karl says at the end of these convos is usually the best stuff

[@ginnoveffect]

I love how you can just never dissuade Karl from anything.

[@kalebstuckey570]

I honestly thought the punchline was going to be “because the light was on.”

[@LabzDex]

4:28 "It was this fella... right, who had a problem with his eyes.......... right" haha I don't know why that was hilarious to me

[@Peridactyloptrix]

Of course chimps have opposable thumbs, Ricky!

[@Kryptnyt]

They've got em on their feet even, don't they?

[@rumpelstiltskin6150]

He brings it up so often and it boggles my mind, there's actually a lot of stuff he gets wrong and by sitting next to Karl it makes him sound less wrong to people.

[@stefanalexanderlungu1503]

They don't have opposable thumbs because they can't touch their thumbs and their fingers together.

[@AA-hg5fk]

Ricky wrong once again

[@NeonChimpAustralia]

Actually Chimps, like all Simians have opposable thumbs on their hands and feet, so Ricky was wrong about that.

[@hardcorejoey88]

Do yourself a favor and listen to the phone call again at 5.24. Absolutely great.

[@kingofthefountain3091]

The saddest part about the chimp doctor was the procedure was full price.

[@changvasejarik62]

That would be worse

[@gregsaan]

Karl Pilkington = complete genius. His way of thinking is unparalleled.

[@NickEBtv]

6:35 sign reads : " Money now so you can see more bananas" lol

[@the4thman610]

8:41 GIVE ME MONEY NOW SO YOU CAN SEE MORE BANANAS

[@lastniterichard]

realises the nurse is a panda cracks me up every time

[@pencert]

MONE YNOWS OYOUCA NSEEMOR EBANANAS

[@the4thman610]

8:41 GIVE ME MONEY NOW SO YOU CAN SEE MORE BANANAS

[@saulgoodgrrrl]

“In America, where they have to pay for medical stuff and all that” yup karl thanks for reminding me 👍

[@bigbowlowrong4694]

In pretty much every other first world country the fact that Americans need to pay for basic and essential medical care out of their own pockets blows people’s minds. Even in your most recent presidential debate, the moderator questioned Biden about ‘socialised’ (universal) healthcare with a tone that indicated it was some CRAAAAAZY and obviously bad policy that no one on Earth could possibly support. The USA’s healthcare system is awesome - if you’re rich. For everyone else it’s a bankruptcy factory. I know you already know this but yeah

[@JamesHoffa1]

@@bigbowlowrong4694 blah blah enjoy your 50% tax rate euro poop. Why do you people think we care what you think of our country?

[@purplestripes20]

the kid looked terrified hahahahahaahahahah

[@happyclappyslappy]

this is genius. Remember this for when a relative is ill.

[@dertdood]

they wouldnt be able to grip trees without opposable thumbs

[@pjwils]

They do. and they have a good grip too.

[@Festias]

@BasementBeginnings You may want to double check that, because I did. "Opposable thumbs are shared by many primates, including most simians, and some prosimians. The climbing and suspensory behaviour in orthograde apes, such as chimpanzees, has resulted in elongated hands while the thumb has remained short. As a result, these primates are unable to perform the pad-to-pad grip associated with opposability." Chimps have thumbs, but not opposable thumbs.

[@LawsonComedy]

The big bang line was fucking brilliant.

[@rubycubicle]

I love when Ricky says "Don't talk shit"

[@tomfairbairn1202]

worried duck .... my new synth loop band name

[@23Arshaviin]

It was him when he was a kid. HAHAHA

[@paulymcfly]

Chimps do have opposable thumbs though. They have opposable feet too.

[@Jaylee926]

Chimps absolutely have opposable thumbs though 🤣

[@SlickGinoRomano]

That was a twilight zone episode which I saw once, A man walks down the ally and sees him and his mates when he was younger! :3

[@FrangiPaint]

Karl's actually on something about the time thing... I think it happened to a King or a Lord or something like that. He saw himself coming down the road on a horse, then 10 years later he was doing the same thing, recalling what he'd seen years earlier. Died in some war like the same day

[@bigbowlowrong]

@ThatGuy1116 - you don't need insurance for medical care in the UK. You pay for it through income tax, whether you have used it that year or not. A far superior system than whatever mess the USA now has.

[@cannonfodder4000]

6:33 Lol in the back the letter test says "MONEY NOW SO YOU CAN SEE MORE BANANAS"

[@sabatino1977]

"a little bit of idle chimp chat"

[@SultanRoyal]

Love how Karl assumes that there must have been a loud noise just because it's called "Big Bang".

[@TheCarin12]

Oppossable grip - The ability of the thumb to touch the pinky.

[@ferretyluv]

Yes it is, I have personal experience. I needed to see an ENT badly. It wasn't an emergency, if by emergency you mean I didn't have blood pouring out of my ear, nose and throat. I didn't get an appointment for 2 MONTHS. If I was in Europe, I could have called the doctor at his house, on the weekend, at night, and gotten an appointment for the next day. Here, you can't go until your insurance clears. No, it's not "free", but you save money on monthly insurance claims, so it makes up for it.

[@LexVanguard2004]

"Well, to be honest, y'know, he's specialised in what he does" "What a load of bollocks this is getting" XD

[@LawsonComedy]

@asgerronholm yeah they do, but they don't have the precision grip is what I think Ricky meant. A chimp can swing a hammer but it can't work with small tools.

[@Zuernaxashyr]

'Money now so you can see more bananas'. Lol

[@the4thman610]

8:41 GIVE ME MONEY NOW SO YOU CAN SEE MORE BANANAS

[@alchemicfanatic]

There's really not much to comment on in this one... Thanks for the upload!

[@fifth_elephant]

a chimps thumb is but a stub in proportion to it's fingers unlike a humans which has a large thumb in relation to its fingers, and while it may technically oppose the fingers it really doesnt allow the grip or precision of a human thumb/finger combo. This is what gervais is implying.

[@alucard59131]

The ducks looked worried lol

[@SnorkyO]

This is as good as Clive Warren

[@ebbhead20]

Just came up with their slogan > IT`S SO CHEAP IT`S A CHIMP. :-P

[@BACasey81]

Thanks for this XD

[@Craydlin]

I laugh out loud at the punchline every time

[@chrislew8423]

I don't care what any one says I believe the chimp doctor story 😁

[@ProgHouseSam]

chimps do have opposable thumbs!

[@_Mutto_]

@ferretyluv Yes, and in Canada, you have to wait a couple of days to see a doctor for a skull fracture. (Been there, seen it.) Plus it isn't free. Nothing is free. They pay into it with their taxes. So you pay more in taxes for a longer wait and for other's injuries. "Here, you have to wait for the office to open and then you have to wait for them to set you up an appointment, which with a specialists takes WEEKS." That is simply not true, Maybe for your, non-emergency appointment.

[@pablo72012]

He realised the nurse was a panda hahaha

[@ferretyluv]

First of all, doctor's offices in Europe aren't run like free clinics here. You can call a doctor on a weekend if you wanted to. Here, you have to wait for the office to open and then you have to wait for them to set you up an appointment, which with a specialists takes WEEKS. Plus, to even see the specialist, you need a referral. You don't need that in Europe. Also, Canada's the second largest country on earth. They have free health care. Russia is the largest. They do to.

[@JamesHoffa1]

"Canada's the second largest country on earth" With about as many people as California. 10 year old comment, still stupid.

[@jimmiepiranah]

'Money now so you can see more bananas'

[@brobruh7850]

Some of Karl’s diary entries read like old Japanese haiku

[@wadwad22]

the doppleganger thing is from the twilight zone haha

[@peepdeepful]

@BasementBeginnings As far as I´m concerned Doppleganger is a misspelling of the German word but commonly used and acknowledged as well...

[@rj_ramon]

Ducks and mallards fly the highest of all the avian creatures

[@astroclast]

@heftigfin Good eye! The entire (almost) picture may be seen at 7:36: "Give me money now so you can see more bananas" - birlliant!

[@kristoferboesen5671]

Does Ricky really think that chimps don’t have opposable thumbs?

[@asgerronholm]

what's he on about - chimps DO have opposable thumbs...

[@utterpreshure8468]

how did he read the number on the ad but not the word chimp

[@colzaidikari]

almost all primates have opposable thumbs used for grasping things, especially tree branches, and picking up things. Humans, apes, and most monkeys have this type of thumb.

[@TheMattmatic]

"Just enjoy looking at stuff"

[@aimeechav600]

4:00 tbh I wouldn't have been smart enough to think about that ??? Such a legend (:

[@MIKITANII]

I was not implying that chimpanzees do not have opposable thumbs but that "doppelganger" could be spelled multiple ways depending on the language but now that I think of it, the producers of the show possibly spelled it incorrectly on purpose for humorous reasons.

[@servomoore]

5:36 is where you put on the 3d glasses

[@moominjosh3957]

6:42 look background at the eye test sheet

[@ryama86]

that is kind of weird once when i wer bout 8 me and my mom went into a super market and i seen a lil boy of bout 4 with blond curley hair just like me when i was that age and his mom called him over and he had the same name as me i still remember that to this day!

[@heliotropeskies5918]

6:01 hes incorrect all apes and all old world monkeys have opposable thumbs

[@notagreatname3710]

Well Ricky got the one big thing about chimps wrong

[@ProfWulfenstein]

That is not what he said. And in a different episode he said that Gorrilas can build things. How can they build if they have no oposable thumbs? Also while their grip may not be as precise as a humans' they are still fully capable of precision grip, and they can indeed wield tools, and perform actions with those tools. -Critic of the Critics

[@ElderScrollsAssassin]

Momma Pilkington's into the same shit.... XD

[@benh4544]

3:00 he said the exact same story on XFM but said it was a woman...

[@utdfortreble]

my dad had his eyes done with this doctor. I think karl is getting confused, he is a human but he has that thing like the hairy chinese kids.

[@kryten1992]

he honestly has a point about the big bang.

[@CrazyFreak714]

What does he say 4:09 ? ?

[@qwerty64ish]

Good point though init

[@RoguishBlonde]

yes, i agree, i was more replying to todd. he had one valid point, and one not ;)

[@3LBOYS]

On the wall at 6:41 it says see more bananas.

[@MIKITANII]

BWAHA! I was half right!

[@zakkydude654]

I thought he was going to say it was a "PRIMATE" Doctor instead of "PRIVATE"...

[@sabatino1977]

Raccons have them, too.

[@MIKITANII]

Well, Brittish English is very different from American English. You see somethings are pronounced differently and spelled differently.

[@inmysparetime378]

Whistling is annoying as fuck. Has anyone ever heard someone whistling and thought "Yeah that's good. Keep it coming."

[@theking24702]

LMFAO HA....HA...HA...

[@Rundvelt]

Thumbs up if you saw "money now so you can see more bananas" on the board.

[@livingdeadgrl18]

Go enjoy looking at stuff

[@BlackMambaShark]

Ya Ricky, it's a time thing.

[@Prongsie93]

Karl's real. Just a lot of the same content being mashed together into multiple videos or Ricky/Stephen bringing up a topic again (on Idiot) because it's utterly hilarious.

[@raisinpower]

@heystupidopenthedoor Yes but primitive thumbs aren't a-posable

[@caseyandholly123]

7:35 look at the wall and read

[@LorrdFfuzyLogik]

I WAS RICKY GERVAIS IN MY FUTURE LIFE.

[@ahoy_11]

Take your pills mate

[@LorrdFfuzyLogik]

@@ahoy_11 Go out with me Right Now!!!!!!

[@ahoy_11]

@@LorrdFfuzyLogik whatever you say dude

[@LorrdFfuzyLogik]

@@ahoy_11 Did you JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!!!!!

[@ahoy_11]

@@LorrdFfuzyLogik TAKE YOUR FUCKİN PILLS MAN

[@LoveSarcoptesFilms]

watch from 4:19 with captions on. Hilarious.

[@TheJackks]

the 2 ppl were the ducks !

[@martiansarepunk]

@rubycubicle I like his expression everytime he says it.

[@SirCrudNoodles]

Did anyone else read the eye chart?

[@gonctxu18]

wow