karl when aliens invade: "its some sort of space thing innit"
@flynnlivescmd3 жыл бұрын
People like this would be fantastic ambassadors. Logical, uncorrupted, has a pretty morose yet accurate perspective of society and life and over all pure example of how our minds work and what we dont focus on and do focus on/work on. Also isnt a yes man nor afraid to call BS! In an unaggressive egotistical manner
@Patrick.Weightman3 жыл бұрын
"i got bad eyes n that" "come in tomorrow n we'll sort them out"
@Dilkingt0nne3 жыл бұрын
“Yeah, they’re bad them”
@c00t99913 жыл бұрын
"The Ducks Looked Worried" hahahahahaha priceless !!
@jordanforbes25574 жыл бұрын
"Hang on something doesn't seem quite right here" hahahah
@K20a3RSX3 жыл бұрын
The chimp doctors bit reminds me of Norm McDonald. I firmly believe Karl knows what he’s doing.
@joeschmoe98633 жыл бұрын
That’s a prime Norm joke, I agree
@pleaseenteraname82113 жыл бұрын
It's increadible because the punchline is strongly alluded to from the beggining and you never get any misdirection whatsoever. It's an amazing antijoke
@IGotBoergs3 жыл бұрын
I thought so from the first time I heard him, he has such a good sense for punchlines and comes up with bangers on the spot
@seanlaffey36333 жыл бұрын
“That’s a knick knack Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone!”
@Zanytiger63 жыл бұрын
Karl mistaking a joke for a real story is so great
@littlebean66611 жыл бұрын
"I saw a jogger who was pushing a pram at the same time... the kid looked terrified" :D
@flynnlivescmd3 жыл бұрын
Came to the comments right when this happened to play
@burnsyboyy75345 жыл бұрын
I ask Suzanne “why don’t ducks use there wings much”? Suzanne said she had to call her mum and dad so I never got an answer 😂😂😂.
@stevenaitcheson69383 жыл бұрын
did i ever tell you about the immune system?
@ElZilchoYo11 жыл бұрын
No i don't think it's set up or agreed before, but Ricky definitely brings out this side of Karl, when you watch him in interviews alone he acts not different but not as weird because he isn't being asked weird stuff constantly
@MINDxWORM12 жыл бұрын
"it's some sort of time thing innit"
@hardcorejoey8810 жыл бұрын
Do yourself a favor and listen to the phone call again at 5.24. Absolutely great.
@LabzDex12 жыл бұрын
4:28 "It was this fella... right, who had a problem with his eyes.......... right" haha I don't know why that was hilarious to me
@Melbourne_Approach3 жыл бұрын
"Easy mistake". Man the stuff karl says at the end of these convos is usually the best stuff
@gregsaan13 жыл бұрын
Karl Pilkington = complete genius. His way of thinking is unparalleled.
@ginnoveffect13 жыл бұрын
I love how you can just never dissuade Karl from anything.
@kalebstuckey5703 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought the punchline was going to be “because the light was on.”
@NeonChimpAustralia11 жыл бұрын
Actually Chimps, like all Simians have opposable thumbs on their hands and feet, so Ricky was wrong about that.
@kingofthefountain30913 жыл бұрын
The saddest part about the chimp doctor was the procedure was full price.
@changvasejarik622 жыл бұрын
That would be worse
@Peridactyloptrix13 жыл бұрын
Of course chimps have opposable thumbs, Ricky!
@Kryptnyt3 жыл бұрын
They've got em on their feet even, don't they?
@rumpelstiltskin61503 жыл бұрын
He brings it up so often and it boggles my mind, there's actually a lot of stuff he gets wrong and by sitting next to Karl it makes him sound less wrong to people.
@stefanalexanderlungu15032 жыл бұрын
They don't have opposable thumbs because they can't touch their thumbs and their fingers together.
@hbelgica1184 жыл бұрын
“In America, where they have to pay for medical stuff and all that” yup karl thanks for reminding me 👍
@bigbowlowrong46943 жыл бұрын
In pretty much every other first world country the fact that Americans need to pay for basic and essential medical care out of their own pockets blows people’s minds. Even in your most recent presidential debate, the moderator questioned Biden about ‘socialised’ (universal) healthcare with a tone that indicated it was some CRAAAAAZY and obviously bad policy that no one on Earth could possibly support. The USA’s healthcare system is awesome - if you’re rich. For everyone else it’s a bankruptcy factory. I know you already know this but yeah
@jameshoffa70852 жыл бұрын
@@bigbowlowrong4694 blah blah enjoy your 50% tax rate euro poop. Why do you people think we care what you think of our country?
@tcideh49293 жыл бұрын
I see a lot of people saying that Ricky is wrong about chimps and thumbs. The truth is that he is right or wrong depending on your definition. “Opposability is present to some degree in most primates but varies considerably in its functional effectiveness as an instrument of fine manipulation. Humans and baboons are preeminent in this respect. The apes, having short thumbs and long fingers, are handicapped in relation to delicate manual dexterity but are adept in the coarser elements of hand use, particularly in relation to tree climbing.”
@NickEBtv13 жыл бұрын
6:35 sign reads : " Money now so you can see more bananas" lol
@the4thman6103 жыл бұрын
8:41 GIVE ME MONEY NOW SO YOU CAN SEE MORE BANANAS
@lastniterichard12 жыл бұрын
realises the nurse is a panda cracks me up every time
@pencert11 жыл бұрын
MONE YNOWS OYOUCA NSEEMOR EBANANAS
@the4thman6103 жыл бұрын
8:41 GIVE ME MONEY NOW SO YOU CAN SEE MORE BANANAS
@dertdood11 жыл бұрын
they wouldnt be able to grip trees without opposable thumbs
@pjwils12 жыл бұрын
They do. and they have a good grip too.
@23Arshaviin12 жыл бұрын
It was him when he was a kid. HAHAHA
@rubycubicle12 жыл бұрын
I love when Ricky says "Don't talk shit"
@purplestripes2013 жыл бұрын
the kid looked terrified hahahahahaahahahah
@tomfairbairn12024 жыл бұрын
worried duck .... my new synth loop band name
@Festias13 жыл бұрын
@BasementBeginnings You may want to double check that, because I did. "Opposable thumbs are shared by many primates, including most simians, and some prosimians. The climbing and suspensory behaviour in orthograde apes, such as chimpanzees, has resulted in elongated hands while the thumb has remained short. As a result, these primates are unable to perform the pad-to-pad grip associated with opposability." Chimps have thumbs, but not opposable thumbs.
@LexVanguard20043 жыл бұрын
"Well, to be honest, y'know, he's specialised in what he does" "What a load of bollocks this is getting" XD
@SultanRoyal12 жыл бұрын
Love how Karl assumes that there must have been a loud noise just because it's called "Big Bang".
@paulymcfly3 жыл бұрын
Chimps do have opposable thumbs though. They have opposable feet too.
@sabatino197711 жыл бұрын
"a little bit of idle chimp chat"
@LawsonComedy13 жыл бұрын
The big bang line was fucking brilliant.
@SnorkyO13 жыл бұрын
This is as good as Clive Warren
@bigbowlowrong11 жыл бұрын
@ThatGuy1116 - you don't need insurance for medical care in the UK. You pay for it through income tax, whether you have used it that year or not. A far superior system than whatever mess the USA now has.
@jimmiepiranah21 күн бұрын
'Money now so you can see more bananas'
@LawsonComedy13 жыл бұрын
@asgerronholm yeah they do, but they don't have the precision grip is what I think Ricky meant. A chimp can swing a hammer but it can't work with small tools.
@chrislew84233 жыл бұрын
I don't care what any one says I believe the chimp doctor story 😁
@stevenaitcheson69382 жыл бұрын
this is genius. Remember this for when a relative is ill.
@cannonfodder40003 жыл бұрын
6:33 Lol in the back the letter test says "MONEY NOW SO YOU CAN SEE MORE BANANAS"
@FrangiPaint13 жыл бұрын
Karl's actually on something about the time thing... I think it happened to a King or a Lord or something like that. He saw himself coming down the road on a horse, then 10 years later he was doing the same thing, recalling what he'd seen years earlier. Died in some war like the same day
@SlickGinoRomano13 жыл бұрын
That was a twilight zone episode which I saw once, A man walks down the ally and sees him and his mates when he was younger! :3
@ferretyluv13 жыл бұрын
Yes it is, I have personal experience. I needed to see an ENT badly. It wasn't an emergency, if by emergency you mean I didn't have blood pouring out of my ear, nose and throat. I didn't get an appointment for 2 MONTHS. If I was in Europe, I could have called the doctor at his house, on the weekend, at night, and gotten an appointment for the next day. Here, you can't go until your insurance clears. No, it's not "free", but you save money on monthly insurance claims, so it makes up for it.
@TheCarin1211 жыл бұрын
Oppossable grip - The ability of the thumb to touch the pinky.
@Craydlin Жыл бұрын
I laugh out loud at the punchline every time
@kristoferboesen56713 жыл бұрын
Does Ricky really think that chimps don’t have opposable thumbs?
@Zuernaxashyr4 жыл бұрын
'Money now so you can see more bananas'. Lol
@the4thman6103 жыл бұрын
8:41 GIVE ME MONEY NOW SO YOU CAN SEE MORE BANANAS
@ebbhead2011 жыл бұрын
Just came up with their slogan > IT`S SO CHEAP IT`S A CHIMP. :-P
@pablo7201211 жыл бұрын
He realised the nurse was a panda hahaha
@rj_ramon10 жыл бұрын
Ducks and mallards fly the highest of all the avian creatures
@alucard5913111 жыл бұрын
The ducks looked worried lol
@alchemicfanatic13 жыл бұрын
There's really not much to comment on in this one... Thanks for the upload!
@fifth_elephant13 жыл бұрын
a chimps thumb is but a stub in proportion to it's fingers unlike a humans which has a large thumb in relation to its fingers, and while it may technically oppose the fingers it really doesnt allow the grip or precision of a human thumb/finger combo. This is what gervais is implying.
@moominjosh39573 жыл бұрын
6:42 look background at the eye test sheet
@_Mutto_13 жыл бұрын
@ferretyluv Yes, and in Canada, you have to wait a couple of days to see a doctor for a skull fracture. (Been there, seen it.) Plus it isn't free. Nothing is free. They pay into it with their taxes. So you pay more in taxes for a longer wait and for other's injuries. "Here, you have to wait for the office to open and then you have to wait for them to set you up an appointment, which with a specialists takes WEEKS." That is simply not true, Maybe for your, non-emergency appointment.
@wadwad2211 жыл бұрын
the doppleganger thing is from the twilight zone haha
@aimeechav60013 жыл бұрын
4:00 tbh I wouldn't have been smart enough to think about that ??? Such a legend (:
@TheMattmatic3 жыл бұрын
"Just enjoy looking at stuff"
@brobruh78503 жыл бұрын
Some of Karl’s diary entries read like old Japanese haiku
@ferretyluv13 жыл бұрын
First of all, doctor's offices in Europe aren't run like free clinics here. You can call a doctor on a weekend if you wanted to. Here, you have to wait for the office to open and then you have to wait for them to set you up an appointment, which with a specialists takes WEEKS. Plus, to even see the specialist, you need a referral. You don't need that in Europe. Also, Canada's the second largest country on earth. They have free health care. Russia is the largest. They do to.
@jameshoffa70852 жыл бұрын
"Canada's the second largest country on earth" With about as many people as California. 10 year old comment, still stupid.
@colzaidikari13 жыл бұрын
almost all primates have opposable thumbs used for grasping things, especially tree branches, and picking up things. Humans, apes, and most monkeys have this type of thumb.
@astroclast13 жыл бұрын
@heftigfin Good eye! The entire (almost) picture may be seen at 7:36: "Give me money now so you can see more bananas" - birlliant!
@peepdeepful12 жыл бұрын
@BasementBeginnings As far as I´m concerned Doppleganger is a misspelling of the German word but commonly used and acknowledged as well...
@MIKITANII12 жыл бұрын
BWAHA! I was half right!
@BlackMambaShark13 жыл бұрын
Ya Ricky, it's a time thing.
@livingdeadgrl1812 жыл бұрын
Go enjoy looking at stuff
@notagreatname37103 жыл бұрын
Well Ricky got the one big thing about chimps wrong
@asgerronholm13 жыл бұрын
what's he on about - chimps DO have opposable thumbs...
@BACasey8111 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this XD
@caseyandholly12312 жыл бұрын
7:35 look at the wall and read
@ryama8611 жыл бұрын
that is kind of weird once when i wer bout 8 me and my mom went into a super market and i seen a lil boy of bout 4 with blond curley hair just like me when i was that age and his mom called him over and he had the same name as me i still remember that to this day!
@ProgHouseSam3 жыл бұрын
chimps do have opposable thumbs!
@benh45443 жыл бұрын
3:00 he said the exact same story on XFM but said it was a woman...
@RoguishBlonde11 жыл бұрын
yes, i agree, i was more replying to todd. he had one valid point, and one not ;)
@sabatino197711 жыл бұрын
Raccons have them, too.
@MIKITANII11 жыл бұрын
I was not implying that chimpanzees do not have opposable thumbs but that "doppelganger" could be spelled multiple ways depending on the language but now that I think of it, the producers of the show possibly spelled it incorrectly on purpose for humorous reasons.
@LoveSarcoptesFilms12 жыл бұрын
watch from 4:19 with captions on. Hilarious.
@3LBOYS12 жыл бұрын
On the wall at 6:41 it says see more bananas.
@raisinpower12 жыл бұрын
@heystupidopenthedoor Yes but primitive thumbs aren't a-posable
@ElderScrollsAssassin11 жыл бұрын
Momma Pilkington's into the same shit.... XD
@zakkydude65412 жыл бұрын
I thought he was going to say it was a "PRIMATE" Doctor instead of "PRIVATE"...
@kryten19923 жыл бұрын
he honestly has a point about the big bang.
@ProfWulfenstein12 жыл бұрын
That is not what he said. And in a different episode he said that Gorrilas can build things. How can they build if they have no oposable thumbs? Also while their grip may not be as precise as a humans' they are still fully capable of precision grip, and they can indeed wield tools, and perform actions with those tools. -Critic of the Critics
@servomoore13 жыл бұрын
5:36 is where you put on the 3d glasses
@randallwindleofficial82373 жыл бұрын
Lmao read the eye test chart
@MIKITANII12 жыл бұрын
Well, Brittish English is very different from American English. You see somethings are pronounced differently and spelled differently.
@martiansarepunk12 жыл бұрын
@rubycubicle I like his expression everytime he says it.
@Rundvelt12 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up if you saw "money now so you can see more bananas" on the board.
@LorrdFfuzyLogik13 жыл бұрын
I WAS RICKY GERVAIS IN MY FUTURE LIFE.
@ahoy_113 жыл бұрын
Take your pills mate
@LorrdFfuzyLogik3 жыл бұрын
@@ahoy_11 Go out with me Right Now!!!!!!
@ahoy_113 жыл бұрын
@@LorrdFfuzyLogik whatever you say dude
@LorrdFfuzyLogik3 жыл бұрын
@@ahoy_11 Did you JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!!!!!
@ahoy_113 жыл бұрын
@@LorrdFfuzyLogik TAKE YOUR FUCKİN PILLS MAN
@Thomasm30003 жыл бұрын
Chimp chat
@utdfortreble13 жыл бұрын
my dad had his eyes done with this doctor. I think karl is getting confused, he is a human but he has that thing like the hairy chinese kids.
@theking2470213 жыл бұрын
LMFAO HA....HA...HA...
@gonctxu184 жыл бұрын
wow
@TheJackks13 жыл бұрын
the 2 ppl were the ducks !
@utterpreshure84683 жыл бұрын
how did he read the number on the ad but not the word chimp