Ricky Gervais - War

Ricky Gervais, a british comedian, talking about Steven Hawking and Hitler war.

[@akulahirpada1993]

Ricky acting out a conversation is just brilliant.

[@christoperrees2521]

This man is pathetic

[@anthonyreed480]

Better with Stephen in my opinion.

[@MrOramato]

gangster riley2 “Pathetic,” how so?

[@msmilano7091]

gangster riley2 and yet here you are

[@lucifranz4280]

*clears throat* S I X M I L L I O N

[@Photon_Collector]

The speed at which he flicks his hair into and out of the "Adolf" look is incredible.

[@user-mm4nd4gp8p]

@Black Rod nah, hes probably stuck behind the bookshelf itself.

[@rainqd1889]

Practice makes perfect

[@nolanradbourne6396]

@2:13 make it a meme?

[@Superphilipp]

@@2000jago it was awesome!

[@dickcheesemcgee6978]

Foolish Ricky. We have screenshots.

[@freebird264]

No matter where you stand on his comedy, I think we can all agree on this: Vietnam War did have the best soundtrack.

[@markusfederico8732]

Free Bird but it matters if you prefer that Wagner pop or the Rolling Stones Opera. Vietnam has also the best quotes in History: Nixon- „We can win this war“ Coppola-„what is this smell of burning Polystyrene?“

[@kitxilla5390]

Ey Big Lez show avatar!

[@igorwaite3085]

Also Black Sabbath war pigs song was made in 1970 because of Vietnam war.

[@hamzamahmood9565]

Next was Golden Globes 2020

[@khoai_ryan]

True that

[@noeldown1952]

"Take a day off, Stephen, go for a walk." I'm dead.

[@francescofaga4624]

He is too

[@AT-cy7im]

I bet Stephan loved these jokes

[@Soloohara]

not a walk i mean

[@markfox1545]

You're not dead. That's a bizarrely stupid thing to say.

[@markfox1545]

​@@AT-cy7im - who's Stephan?

[@weirdskyreallyweird.5519]

My favourite war is the emu war. The australians tried to reduce the population of emus and the emus won lol.

[@shades4385]

Well that just kinda overly simplifies it

[@guineapig55555]

i'd like to conquer you as war booty WAIT WHAT

[@biggidousthethird2672]

Everybody likes to make fun of Australia for that but they won in the end with a very impressive piece of wartime technology, fences.

[@intelligentmafia837]

Fav war what is wrong with you

[@seanhurley9216]

They are currently using scorched earth

[@terryjackson3248]

Favorite war, Netherlands vs Isles of Scilly, lasted about 300 years. Not 1 injury or death.

[@mollr]

Or Denmark and Canada's battle for Hans Island with Schnaps and Whiskey -> www.nytimes.com/2016/11/08/world/what-in-the-world/canada-denmark-hans-island-whisky-schnapps.html

[@Munax.]

@@mollr That's a dispute not a fucking war.

[@leventunver]

The war of Jenkin's ear is my favorite. Learned that only a week ago. The war started cause some spanish dude cut some English parliamentarian's ear called Jenkins. Took 6 years.

[@superleipoman]

@@leventunver LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

[@Phantasia.Official]

True, only it last for 335 years: English site: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Hundred_and_Thirty_Five_Years%27_War Dutch site: nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driehonderdvijfendertigjarige_Oorlog

[@evlenka]

love ricky, could listen to him all day

[@larscp]

No jokes about Islam... Fuck

[@shawkatmezuri1597]

evlenka ـــــ

[@danielthompson6448]

@@larscp Pretty sure he did a routine about 9/11, people looking like suicide bombers and 72 virgins, wasn't his best though.

[@stellalwaysdown1]

Me toooooo

[@mykhailohohol8708]

that's what I intend to do

[@googelle7555]

"......................... wot?" - Adolf Hitler

[@DaGleese]

Behold; real British comedy. Controversy, politically incorrect, genuinely FUNNY! Can we have this back please?

[@fabianpatrizio2865]

sorry, this was 10 years ago.....all gone now

[@tomemery7890]

@Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd because the humour he's talking about developed in Britain over the last 300 years, not only in England. Sorry mate, but British culture exists

[@snozzybosch7503]

I hope we can have it back someday, it is really needed in the world; people take things far too seriously nowadays and, starting with themselves. Everyone is offended. Like just shut up and fuck off and let us watch the show you asswipes.

[@failtolawl]

What are you on about this is clearly still the norm in comedy...

[@radekseky4571]

We still have it?

[@Nero-ox5tw]

To be able to do a stand up show for over 1 hour and not even mess up any jokes with such in depth and expansive content it quite frankly incredible. I don’t think people realise how much practise that would take to memorise all those jokes and stories. Especially when you have only a few chances to look at notes throughout the show.

[@AMagicalTortoise]

I now have Ricky Gervais heiling with Hitler hair saved to my phone.

[@luca1847]

Make a gif

[@toilethermit4395]

The New York Times wants to know your location.

[@mrloop1530]

Congrats, you're a genius

[@roo2090]

2:13

[@devisherefr9879]

"I did that quick so nobody can take a picture of that"

[@AmpAHolic-wn6mr]

Ricky is the only one who would dare to do a bit on these subjects and pull it off brilliantly. Always at the top of his game.

[@iamthewalrus8677]

Vietnam: best soundtrack WW II: best ending

[@_Cato_]

I am the Walrus Bad ending. We fought the wrong enemy.

[@williamcortelyou4524]

@@_Cato_ We fought the wrong enemy? No, we definitely kicked the Nazis ass. Never before has a group of people deserved death more.

[@williamcortelyou4524]

@@enochianwolf You can type as much as you like good sir, but as soon as anyone reads, "the halocaust was fake, and women aren't having enough babies!" We all know you for the uneducated, basement dweller, who hasn't seen any of the world, and the great information you've gathered is from various stupid conspiracy websites. Your so sad, you have to pretend you know more then everyone else to make you feel better about not belonging in the world. The better idea, is to get a decent personality, imo. But you do you boo.

[@enochianwolf]

@@williamcortelyou4524 Not going to bother talking down to a robot

[@williamcortelyou4524]

@@enochianwolf That's cool, I don't give a shit what a Nazi has to say anyway. No one does, you fucking Nazi loser.

[@guardian08527]

Gervais: Ask me anything about Sharks and Nazi's! Me: Ask me anything about Pawn Shops and UFO's!

[@TOOTALLLLLL]

Best I can do is $10

[@offchops6722]

@@TOOTALLLLLL $5 I'm taking a huge risk

[@TOOTALLLLLL]

@@offchops6722 $5.01. C'mon I have to feel like I won here.

[@ArtofLunatik]

The Kelly Cahill incident

[@shelbyvillerules9962]

Ask me anything about hardcore milf porn.

[@theworldisastage4520]

Ricky Gervais is the best at his trade. Edgy, awkward comedy. The performance has to be perfect for it to work. Hope that one day soon he will do a podcast with Steve and Karl.

[@ana.1485]

Lmfaooo the informal meeting between Hitler and Nietzsche 😂😂

[@jasperrowell4470]

The cheeky grin when he said he read between the lines

[@khashood]

the guy is funny, never get tired of watching this

[@spencer871]

"Vietnam: best soundtrack" YUP

[@robertwhittick6427]

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one no

[@s1050]

Nineteen na-na-na-na nineteen

[@Locadel2003]

Fortunate son

[@jellydee123]

The universe is expanding. "Course it is steven"

[@SM-ee8be]

Pack it in Steve, 'ave a rest.

[@prajwalbm132]

Stephen*

[@popodopulus3826]

It is expanding though

[@truthseeker7041]

Why did he speak about Hawkins like that?? Hawkins is very well respected by scientists, as far as i know.

[@dinsy512]

Abdo Bary because he was born in Oxford but had a fake American accent 🤣😂🤣

[@swiley223]

That's one of the most universally offensive clips I've ever seen! It's true comedy perfection.... irritates a little part of everyone's sensibilities!

[@TheObservingConstalation]

You tricked me at the first part not gonna lie

[@ericredbear425]

Naw...he forgot to trash us fatties.

[@avl5214]

@@ericredbear425 he dragged y’all in his most recent one😭

[@pinstripesuitandheels]

I'm very numb and sad at the moment. Ricky Gervais makes me feel again. I need his darkness, it's the only thing that can make me laugh. Thanks, Ricky!

[@zabisidiqkhil5726]

My next book is "They gypsys do we need em" haha

[@gypsychristo6727]

@but why but why?

[@dubious6718]

Replace with Muslims and outcome will be the same

[@gypsychristo6727]

@but why Well not to worry. We're being exterminated already. Happy?

[@JSPena]

Zabi Sidiqkhil “Judge Claude Frollo has entered the chat”

[@watermarginramsgate180]

@@JSPena 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JSPena]

Friedrich Nietzsche: I’m writing a book called “The Gypsies Do We Need Them?” “Judge Claude Frollo has joined the chat”

[@l7767]

'robot wars is on, you love that' 😂

[@bubbercakes528]

British comedy is the best. If I could afford it I would live there. I love everything Mr. Gervais does!

[@user-oj5yd5of1r]

who s here after him roasting hollywood

[@dmc2554]

*FUCK YEAH* that was epic. That bit alone has skyrocketed this guy into my top fav comedian. To have the balls to say that shit... good job Ricky, you're up there with Chappelle and Norm MacDonald now.

[@arcticbadger1]

d mc Our Ricky is the dog bollox or if not a dog person the cats pyjamas 😼

[@naraposthumus8478]

Agreed 💝

[@arcticbadger1]

Justin Yoho 😯 oooooo! I say 💁‍♂️ stop it,you might hurt someone’s feelings 😉

[@naraposthumus8478]

@Justin Yoho some have better things to do. Be nice

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

"What do mean 'Great War', there aren't any great wars, they're all frightful!" - Rik Mayall

[@Antliamies]

If you're watching this don't read the comments they act as if this isn't comedy meant to be laughed at.

[@mrswinkyuk]

Well now I'm confused, should I not read this comment too?

[@Oners82]

Antliamies So you are writing a comment that you want people to read whilst at the same time telling people not to read comments. Hmmm, seems like a self referential paradox lol.

[@wyattguilliams9472]

I read them anyway

[@bartofilms]

Rickey is a genius of sorts. It takes a special mind to review these blights on modern history and find humor in them. Some have relatives who were severely traumatized or blown to bits in these stupid wars.

[@fluvioglacial4168]

Comedy and humour are entirely subjective. If you don't find it funny then don't watch.

[@Silver0Tree]

Well, many of my family were blown to bits (or drowned, in one case) in WW2, I still think we need comedy to hold a mirror up to the absurd and awful things we do

[@jamesspencer1463]

What a great comedian!! Best wishes from 🇺🇸

[@isaacgunson]

Ricky: “I do that quick so no one can take a picture of me”, he says while we watch him through a device that takes 30 photos of him every second.

[@andygray1762]

He meant live photos Dummy.

[@isaacgunson]

@@andygray1762 i’m sure he had no idea this was being recorded

[@Classified141]

Ricky is a comedy genius holy shit He just doesn't stop, I can't breathe

[@mouhamedbakhoum1692]

WW3 and Ricky's speech trending = *this video recommendation*

[@kaiketsu07]

Nietzsche's philosophy is horribly misunderstood.

[@sdprz7893]

Its a great philosophy tbh. I particularly like his views on nihilism

[@tynanroyhiggins]

Especially that of the Overman, even Ricky is being disingenuous here. Nietzsche explicitly stated that the Overman was not going to be a master race, but merely the next stage in human evolution, a gift to all mankind. But people are too fucking stupid to read anything other than a Facebook post.

[@flatplant]

Especially by people like Jordan Peterson.

[@tynanroyhiggins]

@@flatplant You're not wrong mate. People are lobsters, lobsters need to clean their rooms if they wish to lead fulfilling lives. Identity politics is an abhorrent practice, but my identity politics in conjuction with individualism is good. Be an upstanding and unique lobster, buy my book and my rug.

[@flatplant]

@@tynanroyhiggins make sure you donate to my Patreon , here you'll find your true purpose

[@davidwhite2100]

Wars - “they are good for different reasons” 😂

[@CustomTies]

he gets more laughs in a minute than anyone else and doesn't resort to bad language like so many others.

[@David-ud9ju]

S Camp Doesn't resort to bad language? Ricky uses 'cunt' in every other sentence usually. He mimes 'wanker' at the end as well.

[@CustomTies]

your right, he definitely didn't in most of what i saw in the past, or maybe i just saw edited versions.

[@disloyal]

Jim Gaffigan gets more frequent laughs than any comedian I know of, but Ricky Gervais Is of course legendary.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

HE IS SO FAMILY FRIENDLY AND DOESN'T UPSET MY CHRISTIAN VALUES. I AM A MOTHER AND A HOUSEWIFE. Holocaust jokes are the tits but don't you dare use profanity or I'll sue.

[@milesjolly6173]

@@onkelpappkov2666 😂

[@juanfisi]

Yeah, as an Argentine man i am NOT offended, we can take a joke god damn xD. And yes, Argentina was on a hard handicap on the field of weaponry.

[@GardEngebretsen]

@Pete is never wrong Except Thatcher didn't declare the war. The Argentine Military Junta did, who had much more severe economic problems than the UK.

[@martingilardi4344]

@@GardEngebretsen Argentina has much more severe economic problems than the UK, doesn't matter when do u read it xD

[@iagoporto5522]

As a Brazilian, I think you're a...

[@varclav]

Agree With the braziian guy...

[@colderplasma]

Laff, 80s Britain as poor as 80s Argentina. Get the fuck up out of here idiots.

[@n0309]

im argentinian and watched that bit twice, couldent been more accurate ofmg my laugh was loud

[@Anubis415]

He’s right the Vietnam War has a great soundtrack

[@heklaeir]

There’s a social studies teacher in my school who tried to convince the class that Adolf Hitler wasn’t a racist. Surprisingly he hasn’t been fired..

[@M3Lucky]

Uhhh what??

[@gwenhuginn]

That teacher would have caused a lawsuit because of demagoguery and/or downplaying of the holocaust here in Germany if that came out. People who truly think Hitler wasn't a racist, sexist, homophobic, antisemitic dick, are either ignorant or dumb.

[@LgiovanniF]

is Jewish, an ethnicity? I'm really asking.

[@gypsychristo6727]

@@LgiovanniF Yes, they go by the mother's lineage though, unlike other ethnicities that go by the father's.

[@Equinsu_Ocha69]

There's a difference between racism and ranked genocidal supremacy

[@jamieb7138]

My dad was in the Falklands war nice to know it's Ricky's favourite

[@sdprz7893]

I don't know if you're joking

[@jamieb7138]

I'm not joking, he joined when he was 19

[@varclav]

And your favourite war is...?

[@darkside9020]

Saw the cheeky *take a drink and check his notes on the podium* :p

[@92brunod]

that's why he has his notes next to his drink...

[@Silver0Tree]

I couldn't do it without notes, I'd be lost 😂

[@ezequielgimenez7351]

I'm from Argentina and I can't stop laughing. Never apologize for Jokes. Ricky is the greatest comedian today

[@sthakur164]

He is so intelligent... Great writing...comic gemius...!!

[@TheTipOffPodcast]

I love the fact that Ricky has based so many of his jokes on what Karl used to say back in the XFM days, genius!

[@pau191]

Ricky is just pure comedy magic. KZbin can keep on recycling his videos to me until I'm dead

[@paradoxward2533]

to be a great comedian is truly a gift. at least Ricky makes it look that way.

[@TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

English people can get away with saying anything because of how they say it. I have such deep admiration of that.

[@taylorswiftjm]

Uk is not just English people

[@TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

@@taylorswiftjm You're telling me. I wouldn't attribute this quality to the Scots, Welsh, Aussies, Canadians, or anyone else under the commonwealth except the English. I said what I said for a reason.

[@TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

@Pete is never wrong Are you arguing that all types of British people share this trait? I don't understand what your comment means. It's really vague.

[@MicheleEngel]

Biting, biting humor. Can't imagine anyone else getting away with Holocaust jokes, of all things. He's brilliant!

[@hamishwsmacdonald]

Let me introduce you to Louis CK! kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXuudp-ii9efi9k

[@Dani-it5sy]

The day that this kind of humor gets forbidden will be the day that I lose all interest in living on this planet. Ricky is a hero. Seriously 😎👌

[@CorporaMedicina]

Papa shark is teaching the boy shark how to eat human: - ..so son when you see the human swimming approach and start swimming in circles around him for about 5 min..then jump and eat him. - Dad can we just eat him right away ? - You can..if you want to eat him with the shit....

[@LosPrimosStar]

savcob nice joke m8

[@Ballacha]

but then you'd be swimming with human shit for 5min before you can eat them. doesn't that ruin your appetite even more?

[@josephsadler7128]

@@Ballacha ... no... "Better to swim in it than to eat it son."

[@Ballacha]

@@josephsadler7128 you know sharks breath by swimming with their mouth open right?

[@personalvideos213]

Dont shit on someone elses joke

[@Bugumir]

I'm hooked. This guy's good.

[@atune2682]

this is brutal to laugh about as a german, but its so good

[@yelu6]

This one is a fucking gem.

[@andrewsungweiyang6735]

Yelu C you are right

[@user-kw3yp5eq6u]

love ricky, could listen to him all day . "Take a day off, Stephen, go for a walk." I'm dead..

[@Rasarel]

I totally love this comedian.

[@newdizzy1846]

I love Ricky Gervais somuch, my god.

[@josephsadler7128]

Bloody funny, dude. Love your shows.

[@KnightMyst6422]

Ricky: 2:18 "I did that quick so no one could take a picture" The internet: *ARE YOU SHURE ABOUT THAT?*

[@NYCBG]

@1:04 "FOSTER'S - Australian for beer"! One more reason to like him.

[@Mick-gp6vi]

Can't get Foster's in Australia. It's made in England and tastes like piss.

[@R4ndomGuy]

Now, when i'm at home, i watch hours and hours of Ricky Gervais videos

[@simonteame8398]

I wonder why youtube is recommending it to me now.

[@Velkan1396]

Learning history watching history channel. You need to pick only one

[@zachosborne6577]

This dude would be the ultimate jester back in midlevel times to deliver horrible messages with humor.

[@colinm9038]

A truly brilliant comedian.

[@kenbrownfield6584]

Ricky is awesome.

[@lagrancassa]

6:16 Einstein and stephen hawking reference made my day

[@z3dda]

He went harddd 😂😂 had me in stitchs

[@LordOfTheThings]

This could be the greatest stand up set in the last 100 years...

[@brunesi]

3:35 this part where he smashes ants is so brilliant. It's perfect with the role play. Great.

[@dudewithaniphone]

I managed to freeze it at exactly the right "Adolf" moment

[@Synthbin]

Haha Awesome Comedian, so talented and funny!

[@pyrotechnick420]

This was my favorite part of GTA IV. Going to see Ricky live on Star Junction

[@pinza55007]

ricky Gervais, Milton jones and jasper carott, best uk comics by far.

[@lbnewell23]

R.I.P Steven hawking

[@Marcus-ft3bj]

This must be 7 of the best minutes of comedy ever made!!

[@ermaduk]

this guy is good, i should see more of him

[@you8899100]

My favourite war… this guy is a classic

[@katseyeview9354]

i went to school with a jamacian kid. his surname was hittler.

[@katseyeview9354]

@Samuel Black his mother was asian.

[@Pebble_Collector]

The sharks smelling blood from a mile away is bollocks but hilarious as ever from Gervais.

[@Musabre]

They can do it up to a quarter of a mile though, just to be exact.

[@stevenmcguinness4751]

Yeah, particles from a persons blood would need to travel a mile to begin with, which would take ages in an ocean.

[@Silver0Tree]

@@stevenmcguinness4751 I think it's down to the extreme sensitivity of sharks' sense of smell rather than the movement of blood. In other words, the blood can stay right where it is, the shark's senses are strong enough to detect it from a long distance away.

@@Silver0Tree *That* is complete and utter bollocks. Lemme guess, you like homeopathy?

[@brickpig]

@@Silver0Tree do you think sharks know next weeks lotto numbers too?

[@samantharosa-re5041]

I love him!

[@katiemiaana]

I stood on a nail yesterday and am on bed rest. This is honestly medication really funny guy.

[@Ubique2927]

At 'Ann frank' I groaned and laughed out loud at the same time.

[@fraz.ramsay]

*Anne

[@dykevader01]

Nietzche's pilosophy was actually great if not misinterprated. A very cool way of looking at the world (and I say it as a egalitarist actually)

[@einundsiebenziger5488]

Nietzsche's* philosophy* was misinterpretated*.

[@publickdefendrr8101]

Thank you MSM!.. I never really paid much attention to Ricky until you made me curious about him.👍🏻✌🏼

[@shivamraj710]

Love this man.

[@seriouslysynical2181]

Steven Hawkins : the universe is expanding Me : in to what? Steven Hawkins : *windows shut down noise*

[@BoBSmith-jz5dm]

"In the beginning there was nothing , which then exploded"

[@sobreaver]

@@BoBSmith-jz5dm yeah but ya know, to think the universe encompasses everything, you know, LITERALLY EVERYTHING, even perhaps 'sub-universes' (multiverse stuff and all), well then it kinda begs to wonder, if the ultimate container is expanding, it is expanding in what ? But nevertheless, if it is a biggest container, it is still contained in something. So expansion or not ? Perhaps we are no better than the Adolph misinterpreting Nietzsche.

[@TheSquareOnes]

Don't worry, soon enough Azathoth will wake up again and this configuration of space and time will be over.

[@klaasinsession]

"no sequel...lazy" LOL

[@shubhamgarg921]

i just love this man

[@mrmusikman8298]

Love it when someone can tell it like it is and not give two shits about how it may offend someone.

[@PaulaJoW]

"Go for a walk." hahaha

[@iamcornholiothegreat]

fucking legend

[@MichelePardini]

"fair enough" kills me all the time...

[@9Sheep]

Oh good old Ricky, still amazing.

[@stevendalloesingh1214]

Dude has got the biggest beer he could find, no refills necessary...

[@kiro3855]

Those are 24 oz cans of fosters, I sell them at the Outback i work at

[@Shootskas]

I can drink one of those in 5 minutes

[@outerspaze6499]

@@Shootskas get this guy an award

[@taylorsmurphy]

A bunch of Nietzsche's work was published after he died, and his aunt edited it a bit to be pro-Nazi, at the time. He may have been annoyingly cryptic, and he may have gone mad from syphilis and refused to eat and died from it, but it was his sister's edits that made all the famous catch phrases

[@zainm217]

'Take a day off, go for a walk!' oh boy.

[@atilla718]

this may be the best stand up bit by him ever

[@johndoe6668]

To Stephen Hawking: "Robot wars is on, you love that don't ya?" :,)