Ricky Gervais - War

[@akulahirpada1993]

Ricky acting out a conversation is just brilliant.

[@christoperrees2521]

This man is pathetic

[@anthonyreed480]

Better with Stephen in my opinion.

[@MrOramato]

gangster riley2 “Pathetic,” how so?

[@msmilano7091]

gangster riley2 and yet here you are

[@lucifranz4280]

*clears throat* S I X M I L L I O N

[@Photon_Collector]

The speed at which he flicks his hair into and out of the "Adolf" look is incredible.

[@Yoi-n5k]

@Black Rod nah, hes probably stuck behind the bookshelf itself.

[@rainqd1889]

Practice makes perfect

[@nolanradbourne6396]

@2:13 make it a meme?

[@Superphilipp]

@@2000jago it was awesome!

[@dickcheesemcgee6978]

Foolish Ricky. We have screenshots.

[@freebird264]

No matter where you stand on his comedy, I think we can all agree on this: Vietnam War did have the best soundtrack.

[@markusfederico8732]

Free Bird but it matters if you prefer that Wagner pop or the Rolling Stones Opera. Vietnam has also the best quotes in History: Nixon- „We can win this war“ Coppola-„what is this smell of burning Polystyrene?“

[@kitxilla5390]

Ey Big Lez show avatar!

[@igorwaite3085]

Also Black Sabbath war pigs song was made in 1970 because of Vietnam war.

[@hamzamahmood9565]

Next was Golden Globes 2020

[@khoai_ryan]

True that

[@evlenka]

love ricky, could listen to him all day

[@larscp]

No jokes about Islam... Fuck

[@shawkatmezuri1597]

evlenka ـــــ

[@danielthompson6448]

@@larscp Pretty sure he did a routine about 9/11, people looking like suicide bombers and 72 virgins, wasn't his best though.

[@stellalwaysdown1]

Me toooooo

[@mykhailohohol8708]

that's what I intend to do

[@noeldown1952]

"Take a day off, Stephen, go for a walk." I'm dead.

[@francescofaga4624]

He is too

[@AT-cy7im]

I bet Stephan loved these jokes

[@Soloohara]

not a walk i mean

[@markfox1545]

You're not dead. That's a bizarrely stupid thing to say.

[@markfox1545]

​@@AT-cy7im - who's Stephan?

[@weirdskyreallyweird.5519]

My favourite war is the emu war. The australians tried to reduce the population of emus and the emus won lol.

[@shades4385]

Well that just kinda overly simplifies it

[@guineapig55555]

i'd like to conquer you as war booty WAIT WHAT

[@biggidousthethird2672]

Everybody likes to make fun of Australia for that but they won in the end with a very impressive piece of wartime technology, fences.

[@intelligentmafia837]

Fav war what is wrong with you

[@seanhurley9216]

They are currently using scorched earth

[@terryjackson3248]

Favorite war, Netherlands vs Isles of Scilly, lasted about 300 years. Not 1 injury or death.

[@mollr]

Or Denmark and Canada's battle for Hans Island with Schnaps and Whiskey -> www.nytimes.com/2016/11/08/world/what-in-the-world/canada-denmark-hans-island-whisky-schnapps.html

[@Munax.]

@@mollr That's a dispute not a fucking war.

[@leventunver]

The war of Jenkin's ear is my favorite. Learned that only a week ago. The war started cause some spanish dude cut some English parliamentarian's ear called Jenkins. Took 6 years.

[@superleipoman]

@@leventunver LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY

[@Phantasia.Official]

True, only it last for 335 years: English site: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Hundred_and_Thirty_Five_Years%27_War Dutch site: nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Driehonderdvijfendertigjarige_Oorlog

[@DaGleese]

Behold; real British comedy. Controversy, politically incorrect, genuinely FUNNY! Can we have this back please?

[@NaturaBreeze]

sorry, this was 10 years ago.....all gone now

[@tomemery7890]

@Celtic Revival / Adfywiad Celtaidd because the humour he's talking about developed in Britain over the last 300 years, not only in England. Sorry mate, but British culture exists

[@snozzybosch7503]

I hope we can have it back someday, it is really needed in the world; people take things far too seriously nowadays and, starting with themselves. Everyone is offended. Like just shut up and fuck off and let us watch the show you asswipes.

[@failtolawl]

What are you on about this is clearly still the norm in comedy...

[@radekseky4571]

We still have it?

[@Nero-ox5tw]

To be able to do a stand up show for over 1 hour and not even mess up any jokes with such in depth and expansive content it quite frankly incredible. I don’t think people realise how much practise that would take to memorise all those jokes and stories. Especially when you have only a few chances to look at notes throughout the show.

[@AmpAHolic-wn6mr]

Ricky is the only one who would dare to do a bit on these subjects and pull it off brilliantly. Always at the top of his game.

[@googelle7555]

"......................... wot?" - Adolf Hitler

[@khashood]

the guy is funny, never get tired of watching this

[@guardian08527]

Gervais: Ask me anything about Sharks and Nazi's! Me: Ask me anything about Pawn Shops and UFO's!

[@TOOTALLLLLL]

Best I can do is $10

[@offchops6722]

@@TOOTALLLLLL $5 I'm taking a huge risk

[@TOOTALLLLLL]

@@offchops6722 $5.01. C'mon I have to feel like I won here.

[@ArtofLunatik]

The Kelly Cahill incident

[@shelbyvillerules9962]

Ask me anything about hardcore milf porn.

[@theworldisastage4520]

Ricky Gervais is the best at his trade. Edgy, awkward comedy. The performance has to be perfect for it to work. Hope that one day soon he will do a podcast with Steve and Karl.

[@iamthewalrus8677]

Vietnam: best soundtrack WW II: best ending

[@_Cato_]

I am the Walrus Bad ending. We fought the wrong enemy.

[@williamcortelyou4524]

@@_Cato_ We fought the wrong enemy? No, we definitely kicked the Nazis ass. Never before has a group of people deserved death more.

[@williamcortelyou4524]

@@enochianwolf You can type as much as you like good sir, but as soon as anyone reads, "the halocaust was fake, and women aren't having enough babies!" We all know you for the uneducated, basement dweller, who hasn't seen any of the world, and the great information you've gathered is from various stupid conspiracy websites. Your so sad, you have to pretend you know more then everyone else to make you feel better about not belonging in the world. The better idea, is to get a decent personality, imo. But you do you boo.

[@enochianwolf]

@@williamcortelyou4524 Not going to bother talking down to a robot

[@williamcortelyou4524]

@@enochianwolf That's cool, I don't give a shit what a Nazi has to say anyway. No one does, you fucking Nazi loser.

[@AMagicalTortoise]

I now have Ricky Gervais heiling with Hitler hair saved to my phone.

[@luca1847]

Make a gif

[@toilethermit4395]

The New York Times wants to know your location.

[@mrloop1530]

Congrats, you're a genius

[@roo2090]

2:13

[@devdev11999]

"I did that quick so nobody can take a picture of that"

[@ana.1485]

Lmfaooo the informal meeting between Hitler and Nietzsche 😂😂

[@swiley223]

That's one of the most universally offensive clips I've ever seen! It's true comedy perfection.... irritates a little part of everyone's sensibilities!

[@TheObservingConstalation]

You tricked me at the first part not gonna lie

[@EricRedbear]

Naw...he forgot to trash us fatties.

[@avl5214]

@@EricRedbear he dragged y’all in his most recent one😭

[@jasperrowell4470]

The cheeky grin when he said he read between the lines

[@s871-c1q]

"Vietnam: best soundtrack" YUP

[@robertwhittick6427]

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one no

[@s1050]

Nineteen na-na-na-na nineteen

[@Locadel2003]

Fortunate son

[@jellydee123]

The universe is expanding. "Course it is steven"

[@SM-ee8be]

Pack it in Steve, 'ave a rest.

[@prajwalbm132]

Stephen*

[@popodopulus3826]

It is expanding though

[@truthseeker7041]

Why did he speak about Hawkins like that?? Hawkins is very well respected by scientists, as far as i know.

[@dinsy512]

Abdo Bary because he was born in Oxford but had a fake American accent 🤣😂🤣

[@pinstripesuitandheels]

I'm very numb and sad at the moment. Ricky Gervais makes me feel again. I need his darkness, it's the only thing that can make me laugh. Thanks, Ricky!

[@zabisidiqkhil5726]

My next book is "They gypsys do we need em" haha

[@gypsychristo6727]

@but why but why?

[@dubious6718]

Replace with Muslims and outcome will be the same

[@gypsychristo6727]

@but why Well not to worry. We're being exterminated already. Happy?

[@JSPena]

Zabi Sidiqkhil “Judge Claude Frollo has entered the chat”

[@watermarginramsgate180]

@@JSPena 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bubbercakes528]

British comedy is the best. If I could afford it I would live there. I love everything Mr. Gervais does!

[@Antliamies]

If you're watching this don't read the comments they act as if this isn't comedy meant to be laughed at.

[@mrswinkyuk]

Well now I'm confused, should I not read this comment too?

[@wyattguilliams9472]

I read them anyway

[@bartofilms]

Rickey is a genius of sorts. It takes a special mind to review these blights on modern history and find humor in them. Some have relatives who were severely traumatized or blown to bits in these stupid wars.

[@fluvioglacial4168]

Comedy and humour are entirely subjective. If you don't find it funny then don't watch.

[@Silver0Tree]

Well, many of my family were blown to bits (or drowned, in one case) in WW2, I still think we need comedy to hold a mirror up to the absurd and awful things we do

[@whynottalklikeapirat]

"What do mean 'Great War', there aren't any great wars, they're all frightful!" - Rik Mayall

[@jamesspencer1463]

What a great comedian!! Best wishes from 🇺🇸

[@Classified141]

Ricky is a comedy genius holy shit He just doesn't stop, I can't breathe

[@mouhamedbakhoum1692]

WW3 and Ricky's speech trending = *this video recommendation*

[@CustomTies]

he gets more laughs in a minute than anyone else and doesn't resort to bad language like so many others.

[@David-ud9ju]

S Camp Doesn't resort to bad language? Ricky uses 'cunt' in every other sentence usually. He mimes 'wanker' at the end as well.

[@CustomTies]

your right, he definitely didn't in most of what i saw in the past, or maybe i just saw edited versions.

[@disloyal]

Jim Gaffigan gets more frequent laughs than any comedian I know of, but Ricky Gervais Is of course legendary.

[@onkelpappkov2666]

HE IS SO FAMILY FRIENDLY AND DOESN'T UPSET MY CHRISTIAN VALUES. I AM A MOTHER AND A HOUSEWIFE. Holocaust jokes are the tits but don't you dare use profanity or I'll sue.

[@milesjolly6173]

@@onkelpappkov2666 😂

[@ezequielgimenez7351]

I'm from Argentina and I can't stop laughing. Never apologize for Jokes. Ricky is the greatest comedian today

[@JSPena]

Friedrich Nietzsche: I’m writing a book called “The Gypsies Do We Need Them?” “Judge Claude Frollo has joined the chat”

[@jamieb7138]

My dad was in the Falklands war nice to know it's Ricky's favourite

[@sdprz7893]

I don't know if you're joking

[@jamieb7138]

I'm not joking, he joined when he was 19

[@varclav]

And your favourite war is...?

[@isaacgunson]

Ricky: “I do that quick so no one can take a picture of me”, he says while we watch him through a device that takes 30 photos of him every second.

[@andygray1762]

He meant live photos Dummy.

[@isaacgunson]

@@andygray1762 i’m sure he had no idea this was being recorded

[@Dani-it5sy]

The day that this kind of humor gets forbidden will be the day that I lose all interest in living on this planet. Ricky is a hero. Seriously 😎👌

[@l7767]

'robot wars is on, you love that' 😂

[@TheTipOffPodcast]

I love the fact that Ricky has based so many of his jokes on what Karl used to say back in the XFM days, genius!

[@darkside9020]

Saw the cheeky *take a drink and check his notes on the podium* :p

[@92brunod]

that's why he has his notes next to his drink...

[@Silver0Tree]

I couldn't do it without notes, I'd be lost 😂

[@sthakur164]

He is so intelligent... Great writing...comic gemius...!!

[@davidwhite2100]

Wars - “they are good for different reasons” 😂

[@paradoxward2533]

to be a great comedian is truly a gift. at least Ricky makes it look that way.

[@juanfisi]

Yeah, as an Argentine man i am NOT offended, we can take a joke god damn xD. And yes, Argentina was on a hard handicap on the field of weaponry. Edit: Yes, it's a very serious and complex situation, the war itself is a serious topic. There were plenty of factors that determined the outcome, both political and logistic. The point of my comment is that, even though I know the Islas Malvinas are argentinas, I do understand this man is making a joke about it the same way we could make a joke about 9/11, it is dark humor, not to be taken as a direct attack on our people.

[@GardEngebretsen]

@Pete is never wrong Except Thatcher didn't declare the war. The Argentine Military Junta did, who had much more severe economic problems than the UK.

[@martingilardi4344]

@@GardEngebretsen Argentina has much more severe economic problems than the UK, doesn't matter when do u read it xD

[@iagoporto5522]

As a Brazilian, I think you're a...

[@varclav]

Agree With the braziian guy...

[@colderplasma]

Laff, 80s Britain as poor as 80s Argentina. Get the fuck up out of here idiots.

[@CorporaMedicina]

Papa shark is teaching the boy shark how to eat human: - ..so son when you see the human swimming approach and start swimming in circles around him for about 5 min..then jump and eat him. - Dad can we just eat him right away ? - You can..if you want to eat him with the shit....

[@Emeckx]

savcob nice joke m8

[@Ballacha]

but then you'd be swimming with human shit for 5min before you can eat them. doesn't that ruin your appetite even more?

[@josephsadler7128]

@@Ballacha ... no... "Better to swim in it than to eat it son."

[@Ballacha]

@@josephsadler7128 you know sharks breath by swimming with their mouth open right?

[@personalvideos213]

Dont shit on someone elses joke

[@NYCBG]

@1:04 "FOSTER'S - Australian for beer"! One more reason to like him.

[@Mick-gp6vi]

Can't get Foster's in Australia. It's made in England and tastes like piss.

[@pau191]

Ricky is just pure comedy magic. KZbin can keep on recycling his videos to me until I'm dead

[@Anubis415]

He’s right the Vietnam War has a great soundtrack

[@AniyahBrooks-n2f]

love ricky, could listen to him all day . "Take a day off, Stephen, go for a walk." I'm dead..

[@MicheleEngel]

Biting, biting humor. Can't imagine anyone else getting away with Holocaust jokes, of all things. He's brilliant!

[@hamishwsmacdonald]

Let me introduce you to Louis CK! kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXuudp-ii9efi9k

[@n0309]

im argentinian and watched that bit twice, couldent been more accurate ofmg my laugh was loud

[@user-oj5yd5of1r]

who s here after him roasting hollywood

[@dmc2554]

*FUCK YEAH* that was epic. That bit alone has skyrocketed this guy into my top fav comedian. To have the balls to say that shit... good job Ricky, you're up there with Chappelle and Norm MacDonald now.

[@arcticbadger1]

d mc Our Ricky is the dog bollox or if not a dog person the cats pyjamas 😼

[@naraposthumus8478]

Agreed 💝

[@arcticbadger1]

Justin Yoho 😯 oooooo! I say 💁‍♂️ stop it,you might hurt someone’s feelings 😉

[@naraposthumus8478]

@Justin Yoho some have better things to do. Be nice

[@newdizzy1846]

I love Ricky Gervais somuch, my god.

[@yelu6]

This one is a fucking gem.

[@andrewsungweiyang6735]

Yelu C you are right

[@colinm9038]

A truly brilliant comedian.

[@kaiketsu07]

Nietzsche's philosophy is horribly misunderstood.

[@sdprz7893]

Its a great philosophy tbh. I particularly like his views on nihilism

[@tynanroyhiggins]

Especially that of the Overman, even Ricky is being disingenuous here. Nietzsche explicitly stated that the Overman was not going to be a master race, but merely the next stage in human evolution, a gift to all mankind. But people are too fucking stupid to read anything other than a Facebook post.

[@flatplant]

Especially by people like Jordan Peterson.

[@tynanroyhiggins]

@@flatplant You're not wrong mate. People are lobsters, lobsters need to clean their rooms if they wish to lead fulfilling lives. Identity politics is an abhorrent practice, but my identity politics in conjuction with individualism is good. Be an upstanding and unique lobster, buy my book and my rug.

[@flatplant]

@@tynanroyhiggins make sure you donate to my Patreon , here you'll find your true purpose

[@Bugumir]

I'm hooked. This guy's good.

[@bruhdabones]

The first two memes of the decade have had an epic crossover 10 years ago

[@paularosen9984]

Very clever and very funny. I’m Jewish (and British) and not at all offended by the Holocaust jokes. It’s the way he says things. This is British humour at its best.

[@Rasarel]

I totally love this comedian.

[@josephsadler7128]

Bloody funny, dude. Love your shows.

[@heklaeir]

There’s a social studies teacher in my school who tried to convince the class that Adolf Hitler wasn’t a racist. Surprisingly he hasn’t been fired..

[@M3Lucky]

Uhhh what??

[@gwenhuginn]

That teacher would have caused a lawsuit because of demagoguery and/or downplaying of the holocaust here in Germany if that came out. People who truly think Hitler wasn't a racist, sexist, homophobic, antisemitic dick, are either ignorant or dumb.

[@LgiovanniF]

is Jewish, an ethnicity? I'm really asking.

[@gypsychristo6727]

@@LgiovanniF Yes, they go by the mother's lineage though, unlike other ethnicities that go by the father's.

[@Equinsu_Ocha69]

There's a difference between racism and ranked genocidal supremacy

[@brunesi]

3:35 this part where he smashes ants is so brilliant. It's perfect with the role play. Great.

[@atune2682]

this is brutal to laugh about as a german, but its so good

[@R4ndomGuy]

Now, when i'm at home, i watch hours and hours of Ricky Gervais videos

[@KOS642]

Ricky: 2:18 "I did that quick so no one could take a picture" The internet: *ARE YOU SHURE ABOUT THAT?*

[@Flip_Goat]

This could be the greatest stand up set in the last 100 years...

[@TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

English people can get away with saying anything because of how they say it. I have such deep admiration of that.

[@lovetaylorswiftjm]

Uk is not just English people

[@TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

@@lovetaylorswiftjm You're telling me. I wouldn't attribute this quality to the Scots, Welsh, Aussies, Canadians, or anyone else under the commonwealth except the English. I said what I said for a reason.

[@TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

@Pete is never wrong Are you arguing that all types of British people share this trait? I don't understand what your comment means. It's really vague.

[@katiemiaana]

I stood on a nail yesterday and am on bed rest. This is honestly medication really funny guy.

[@lagrancassa]

6:16 Einstein and stephen hawking reference made my day

[@pyrotechnick420]

This was my favorite part of GTA IV. Going to see Ricky live on Star Junction

[@Marcus-ft3bj]

This must be 7 of the best minutes of comedy ever made!!

[@mrmusikman8298]

Love it when someone can tell it like it is and not give two shits about how it may offend someone.

[@Velkan1396]

Learning history watching history channel. You need to pick only one

[@Tristanks]

British people are somehow the funniest. Like when I was in a salt mine in Poland near Krakow, I met some British 57 year old woman on the same tour guide as I was on, and she kept complaining very seriously but somehow the way she talked and complained made me cackle for the whole tour

[@zachosborne6577]

This dude would be the ultimate jester back in midlevel times to deliver horrible messages with humor.

[@publickdefendrr8101]

Thank you MSM!.. I never really paid much attention to Ricky until you made me curious about him.👍🏻✌🏼

[@dudewithaniphone]

I managed to freeze it at exactly the right "Adolf" moment

[@you8899100]

My favourite war… this guy is a classic

[@z3dda]

He went harddd 😂😂 had me in stitchs

[@kenbrownfield6584]

Ricky is awesome.

[@Ubique2927]

At 'Ann frank' I groaned and laughed out loud at the same time.

[@fraz.ramsay]

*Anne

[@samantharosa-re5041]

I love him!

[@littleowl22778]

Watching this in 2019 anyone else?

[@pinza55007]

ricky Gervais, Milton jones and jasper carott, best uk comics by far.

[@Synthbin]

Haha Awesome Comedian, so talented and funny!

[@sommi888]

🧡💛💚💙 Who else watched this from start to finish🧡💛💚💙

[@Pebble_Collector]

The sharks smelling blood from a mile away is bollocks but hilarious as ever from Gervais.

[@Musabre]

They can do it up to a quarter of a mile though, just to be exact.

[@stevenmcguinness4751]

Yeah, particles from a persons blood would need to travel a mile to begin with, which would take ages in an ocean.

[@Silver0Tree]

@@stevenmcguinness4751 I think it's down to the extreme sensitivity of sharks' sense of smell rather than the movement of blood. In other words, the blood can stay right where it is, the shark's senses are strong enough to detect it from a long distance away.

@@Silver0Tree *That* is complete and utter bollocks. Lemme guess, you like homeopathy?

[@brickpig]

@@Silver0Tree do you think sharks know next weeks lotto numbers too?

[@the3dom]

4 years later in Croatia: IMDb - Dado Topic was born on September 4, 1949 in Nova Gradiska, Croatia, Yugoslavia as Adolf Topic

[@valentina47734]

Ocito ne bez razloga😉

[@taylorsmurphy]

A bunch of Nietzsche's work was published after he died, and his aunt edited it a bit to be pro-Nazi, at the time. He may have been annoyingly cryptic, and he may have gone mad from syphilis and refused to eat and died from it, but it was his sister's edits that made all the famous catch phrases

[@nursultan_tulyakbay]

What a brilliant man.

[@katseyeview9354]

i went to school with a jamacian kid. his surname was hittler.

[@katseyeview9354]

@Samuel Black his mother was asian.

[@simonteame8398]

I wonder why youtube is recommending it to me now.

[@seansteel3326]

One part in a billion sounds great, but in the ocean, 1 drop of blood is say 1ml, so a billion parts would be 1million litres, which is about 1000 m3 of water, so a cube of water 10 meters each side. So a shark can detect a drop of blood from roughly 10 meters away. I think you can see the damn shark a lot farther than that !

[@Munkenba]

Top maths there

[@Musabre]

I think you missed the part about being able to smell blood from a quarter of a mile away. Good luck spotting it from that far away under water...

[@tuomashirvonen8473]

Shyam Koundinya you didnt look at sea tides and normally people dont just drop 1ml of blood.

[@sweet1j]

Sharks smell blood on the ocean current, If you threw bait into the sea and there was a shark 1/4 mile away it wouldnt instantly come over it could take 30minutes before that shark smells it.

[@sammylpt9076]

MonkeySeeMonkeyDoo? You're wrong dude. Smell travels at the speed of light. Try walking and farting - notice how it hasn't even left your arse and you can already smell it. And don't give me water makes it more difficult.... Fart in the bath and not only is it the same speed but also more intense! That shark would be over in a heartbeat

[@zainm217]

'Take a day off, go for a walk!' oh boy.

[@lbnewell23]

R.I.P Steven hawking

[@RodgerRamjet]

ricky is a rare breed.. still very successful, yet, able to say the comedy nearly every OTHER comedian cant get away with, or they get cancelled... instantly.. brilliant...

[@lordwlodek]

I am Polish living in Ireland and I thing is 100% funny... class!!!!!

[@Franziska_Nerlich]

I’m having a hard time following his accent but I’m loving it!

[@jodyssey9921]

He's english, he doesn't have an accent, we do lol

[@LewisC0298]

@@jodyssey9921 everyone has an accent

[@rotomi89]

So I though this video was hilarious and sent it to an argentinian friend. Then I realized that I am chilean (Chile aided England in the Falklands War) and I had just sent a person from Argentina a video about a British comedian making fun of a war they lost against England... I swear it was an honest mistake, but he will probably hate me now.

[@patrickols]

No update?

[@rotomi89]

@@patrickols all good, he and I are still friends ahaha

[@tjwash2]

I do that quick so no one can get a picture of me doing that... or pause a KZbin video and take a screen shot. Flawless design.