Part 1 • Rickys misinformed about married life Part 2 • Does anybody else have this problem?
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@jakeoutdoors96002 жыл бұрын
One dude I worked with we called him Louie. He was a union electrician now he's retired. A couple people followed him home for what reason I don't remember. But they said as soon as he pulled in the driveway his wife came out of the house and handed him a beer. Louie said his wife does that every day after he gets off from work, there's always a hot dinner. I wouldn't believe it if several people hadn't told me. Louie said the wife hasn't had a job since they got married and she gets to do whatever she wants all day while he's at work. In return she treats him very well. They are both extremely happy.
@johnsoutherland34032 жыл бұрын
And that is exactly how it should be. That's just about the perfect life.
@chrisr52012 жыл бұрын
That man has himself a real life unicorn! They do exist!
@mudlakesawmill93322 жыл бұрын
Bet she has her hunny over all day while he's at work.....just sayin.
@jeffm14752 жыл бұрын
Yea either to good to be true or she is crazy AF just saying. My wife is crazy I know. Somedays beer is handed to me and so times thrown at me hahaha. Depends on time of the month!
@daddyosink44132 жыл бұрын
This is either a tall tale, or she is fucking the pool boy..... jussayin.
@GrannyLaLa19602 жыл бұрын
My husband worked nights before retirement. He woke up to a meal, bath water run. Got out to clothes laid in bed, everything already in pockets. If it was a cold night I usually had the truck running and warmed up. Hit and I had a/c running. Had his snacks packed. While he was asleep I’d make sure he had plenty of gas, put new tires in when needed and oil change. He didn’t need to do anything else to truck. All he had to do around the house was take trash out and bush hog the few acres around the house once in a while. Married 42 years now.
@Stuffandthings2812 жыл бұрын
They don't make em like you anymore granny....plus these days it takes 2 Hella incomes to barely scrape by. That's how my grandparents lived. Would love to go back. Doesn't seem even remotely possible.
@willieearles31512 жыл бұрын
@@Stuffandthings281 Man, you gotta move to Arkansas. Stuff ain’t exactly dirt cheap here but it’s better than wherever you’re living by far.
@Stuffandthings2812 жыл бұрын
@@willieearles3151 Yessir. I spent a few months building some cell towers up there in northern Arkansas last year and aside from all the tics it was one of my favorite places I've ever worked! Lived in Middle TN and NE panhandle of WV for a year each and those were my favorite places ever to live. I hail from SE TX.
@billsmith112 жыл бұрын
Sad the world has changed from Pulling Together to what is the norm nowadays
@kunya162 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of marriage we have. He does a little more than that, but I do 99.9% around the house. He's working a very physically demanding job and has a long commute. If he wasn't up at the butt crack of dawn I'd definitely start his car for him.
@oal56102 жыл бұрын
"One of us is going to be rich" had me dying and laughter
@JB-pg5pj2 жыл бұрын
Either way, he wins. Haha
@lundworks99012 жыл бұрын
Yeah, after 38 years we're just running out the clock at this point; the others have all been "fish that got thrown back". A lateral move, really.
@Livinlifetothefullest7102 жыл бұрын
Fuck I hope I win 😂😂😂😂😂
@edbrown5665 Жыл бұрын
My wife and I have the same plan. One of us is gonna be loaded
@arronthomas68 Жыл бұрын
My wife cooks, cleans, does laundry and asks me what beer she should pick up for me almost every day. Today she cleaned out my work truck because I had to put in 80 hours last week. She even organized my tools. She is a keeper 👍🏻
@PhysicallyDetarded Жыл бұрын
Damn bro good stuff, glad you found yourself a good woman 👍
@richardfarish363411 ай бұрын
Wanna rent her out to come round and train mine how to do the same thing? Name your price!
@traceycurtis100511 ай бұрын
Question? Does she work a full-time job?
@jimmieb955511 ай бұрын
With all that due respect ..cause I am married I have those hunny do list after I get off work ...how in the hell do you pull that off ...lol ?
@deanflores48377 ай бұрын
You've married an alien. She's most definitely NOT human !!!😅😅
@dadadadankable2 жыл бұрын
Dead when you said, “ if she doesn’t come out soon I’m gonna start mowing the yard”. 💀💀☠️
@johnsmith2598 Жыл бұрын
Need lights on that mower.! He’s got everything else pimped out he owns looks like to me! Lol
@dustinlampston76182 жыл бұрын
"MY WEDDING RING OPENS BEER BOTTLES" ive never died so hard
@Jakem2162 жыл бұрын
If you don't know how, You probably have to take your ring off everyday just to work
@AngryReptileKeeper2 жыл бұрын
"One of us is gonna be rich. God I hope it's me." I don't think anyone has told Roscoe that statistically, he's extremely unlikely to be the winner.
@Chris134202 жыл бұрын
Roscoe seems like a gamblin man, I'm sure he knows what he's getting into lol
@kirbi32322 жыл бұрын
rosco is the oldest living mortal. nobody knows how old he was and was in the civil war
@jay-rgama2 жыл бұрын
Lead and getting away with it like OJ says different lmao
@inari67852 жыл бұрын
Let’s not forget he’s into older chicks and anyone older than him has a few years left at most
@cookncrook69022 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen plenty of men win that bet
@theredgoatviking46862 жыл бұрын
The life insurance policy part was hilarious.
@potheadcapone4412 жыл бұрын
"Fuck I hope I win"🤣🤣🤣shi got me
@ChadGPT-1.02 жыл бұрын
Classic gold at the end there. It is so true that it should be sad but if we can’t laugh what else do we have??? Thanks for the laughs.
@dilusionalillusion49472 жыл бұрын
My wife told me to grab something downstairs and I took a detour to the bathroom and forgot what she asked. I've been in here for 30min now hoping she just forgets too. Update- she did not forget.
@FQuainton2 жыл бұрын
They never forget! And she will remind you of the time you forgot to get the thing for her for the rest of your life.
@dragonman910 Жыл бұрын
They'll forget what they told you 5 minutes ago. But not what you did on that specific night 10+ years ago
@nreising2722 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@brentcorley2 жыл бұрын
This is very accurate. Been married almost 8 years and I've learned not to argue with my better half unless I'm prepared for WW3 🤣🤣🤣
@m.s.m.84772 жыл бұрын
I argue with mine every chance I get :) because it's followed by some greeeeeaaaaattt make up sex. We're still young so just let me enjoy it while I can.
@davidmoody74502 жыл бұрын
@@m.s.m.8477 u must not have any kids...lol
@m.s.m.84772 жыл бұрын
@@davidmoody7450 actually I do. But apparently not enough :D
@joshuatheiss99522 жыл бұрын
But what if....and hear me out.....yall are talking and she says something that's just wrong (in the not true kinda way) Do you correct her? Or let her think she's right about everything? I need answers
@m.s.m.84772 жыл бұрын
@@joshuatheiss9952 correct her.
@mrfordman99992 жыл бұрын
As a married man, can confirm. "Shes the scariest person in my life"
@justcausee2 жыл бұрын
Scared rightfully so. As you've given her, and through her the state, more power than anyone could've ever had over you. Marriage is a scam people learn from past generations.
@vaderkurt78482 жыл бұрын
@@justcausee >What is sacramental marriage Civil marriage is a scam.
@lloydkeith30612 жыл бұрын
And my friends and family are still confused as to why I'm still single!?!? I'm like,... I've been paying attention, you all sound miserable, why the hell would I do that?
@nickabel82792 жыл бұрын
The amount of Married/divorced ppl that tell me to stay single is just sad/terrifying
@AngryReptileKeeper2 жыл бұрын
My parents have been happily married for over 40 years. Even they tell me not to do it. They know a good marriage is the exception, not the norm. Meanwhile, the married (hell, even just cohabitating) couples around me seem either disinterested in one another or deeply unhappy. I've had a fair bit of them tell me they're only together for the kids, the money, or even sadder, because they're afraid of being alone. Most of them have been divorced and remarried more than once. I did my time with 13 years in a dumpster fire of a relationship. Thankfully, I didn't marry him or have kids with him. I'm not looking to get back on that horse, either. I'm happier single.
@melaniekeeling74622 жыл бұрын
@@AngryReptileKeeper People complain, but being single ain't so bad.
@nickabel82792 жыл бұрын
Check out a channel like Taylor the fiend. Ppl telling you to get married and ignore the bad remind me of one of ben shapiros shows where he said marriage is like a cult where they try to get you in. Later I heard someone say the same thing about being single and its reminds me of the single female friend in a group that will encourage their friends to leave the people they're with. And both of those reminds me of the movie the guardian where they explain that a drowning person will drag others with them to try and save themselves (or not be alone at the end).
@BrainMeltGaming2 жыл бұрын
@@nickabel8279 don't listen, it's different for everyone, just because people have a shitty love life doesn't mean it'll happen to you
@malsiddas99602 жыл бұрын
My husband works about 60-65 hours a week 3 seasons a year. Even though I work F/T, I make sure that when he gets home he doesn't have to lift a finger. He has a physical job outdoors and I respect that. BTW, the part where he says you will always have someone to watch TV with is BS haha .... when your married you eventually retreat to separate rooms because someone doesn't like what the other one wants to watch and wont even give it a try lol
@williamsanders4682 жыл бұрын
The TV thing will almost always apply to TV shows, but usually movies you can watch together
@edwardnevarez53232 жыл бұрын
Oh so you got sancho to watch TV with too hu.......
@Eye_Of_Odin978 Жыл бұрын
TV, yeah you're right. But I find that many women will actually sit down and watch a movie even if she's not wholly into it at first if she really cares and y'all lave each other. I actually got my first fiancée (RIP Gina) to watch Platoon with me once despite her having zero interest in war movies. She ended up getting invested by the end, and was enthralled by Sgt Barnes' increasingly dark and violent actions throughout the film.
@tanneredge9774 Жыл бұрын
Massages and meals that's amazing.
@metalpunk1234 Жыл бұрын
True but there are some who do watch what their partner is watching out of curioussity and interest.
@RiZenAsH2 жыл бұрын
Pretty close to accurate. I’ve been married 7 years now and one thing they didn’t mention is deliberately doing things you know that will piss off your spouse. You know it will make them angry but you do it anyway because why not. But to add a little more spice to the relationship, marry one that has bad OCD when you already have bad OCD and try to organize your house when you both have different ways of organizing.
@johncoyle7072 жыл бұрын
i once caught my wife sleeping on the couch and i started putting drops of sriracha sauce in her mouth while she was snoring i laughed so hard till she started punching me and i laughed harder lol was in the dog house for a week for that one but the laugh was worth it
@JakeNaughtFromStateFarm2 жыл бұрын
I grew my beard out pretty thick once, like Duck Dynasty. It’s was mess, was itchy, got my food stuck in it, etc. I was sitting there one day thinking, “I really need to shave this thing. Don’t know why I let it get away like this.” About that time, my wife came at with, “You need to shave that thing! It’s too thick and long!” That’s when I remembered why I grew it. Kept it another month or so lol.
@rodgerpratt31992 жыл бұрын
OMG, sorry 😞
@Caeser1942 жыл бұрын
I ran otr for years, took a local job so pretty much moved in, she had her ways and I had mine, didn't think we'd make it
@jickdespain24662 жыл бұрын
Yup, I like to move large items coffee table, couches, washer,drier. Just a little out of alinement with the floor tiles. Drives her crazy!
@azurinasantullo69752 жыл бұрын
I'm screaming w Roscoe, one of us is going to be RICH
@thomasgoller76212 жыл бұрын
Accurate as fuck. I laughed out loud when you said your wedding band opens beer bottles cause I've been doing that for years
@chelseapthib362 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 been with my husband nearly 10 years... he knows I don't mind when he goes to the camp, hell I LOVE when he goes to the camp for the weekend, yet he still feels the need to come up to me with puppy dog eyes like "hey baby, uhhh, you care if I go hunting this weekend with Jake and Ryan?" Of course, I play along, give him the death stare for about 8 seconds then say "yeah babe gone head. Have fun, be careful. While he's happily packing his huntin stuff and on the phone with his boys like "yeah my ol lady said I could go, ima meet yall there!" I'm thinking, "fuck yeah I get the remote all to myself, I can take a bubble bath without him coming in the bathroom 849 times asking me where something is, AND he's coming home with either fresh deer/duck meat or some fish! WINNING!!!" 🤣🤣🤣 I love marriage. Then the next weekend we go to the gun range or I say I wanna go duck huntin and it's on like Donkey Kong! 💋 love you, Baby!
@edwardnevarez53232 жыл бұрын
You forgot the part where sancho comes over and turns you inside out while he's gone.....
@chelseapthib362 жыл бұрын
@@edwardnevarez5323 just because yours couldn't keep her legs closed doesn't mean every woman is like that...
@edwardnevarez53232 жыл бұрын
@@chelseapthib36 🤣🤣🤣girl i was sancho wat tou talking about and mine left because she didn't want too be helping she just wanted too take and not give back she did me a favor by leaving next guys turn too deal with that i has 15 years of it i should of dropped her long ago and found a good one like you instead of messing around and she abandoned me and my daughter's now she's a hobo......
@chelseapthib362 жыл бұрын
@@edwardnevarez5323 I've never heard the "sancho" expression... the guys call him "Jody" around here. Hindsight is 20/20... you tried for 15 years, sometimes you just have to realize a poor investment, and cut your losses. She will never be able to say you didnt try. Well, she can say it, but, everyone will know it's a lie. And most importantly, your daughter will know the truth.
@chelseapthib362 жыл бұрын
@@edwardnevarez5323 you'll meet a good woman. They're still good people in the world. I was in an abusive relationship before this one, he loved to beat on me, throw things at me, he thought it was funny. One day I had enough and beat his @$$ with a metal bat... left him and never looked back. I wasn't even trying to find someone when i met my husband. We met through mutual friends and one thing led to another and here we are 10 years later. People always say it happens when you least expect it. I hope you do meet someone who will be good to you and your daughters.
@bullylife43032 жыл бұрын
Every once in a while bring home a candy bar for your wife. When she asks what it’s for simply say she’s looking really skinny. 4 hours later if you haven’t done anything stupid you can mention that new bass boat you been looking at and how pretty she would look on it
@funnyferret60642 жыл бұрын
I- I hate that this would work on me
@jerrybarnes9872 жыл бұрын
Wow. You my friend are a genius. If you were to write a book you would make millions with wisdom like that
@spankthemonkey34372 жыл бұрын
What about if its opposite and I bring home slimfast and tell her how good she would look🤔
@bullylife43032 жыл бұрын
@@spankthemonkey3437 in that case I can refer you to a excellent divorce lawyer or chiropractor to help with that uncomfortable feelings from sleeping on a couch
@funnyferret60642 жыл бұрын
@@spankthemonkey3437 then you’re getting served a pretty blue folder and she’s getting the house, the boat, and the dog
@derochehope2 жыл бұрын
"That was a lie...I don't work here either." Lol
@DJKronikCam7102 жыл бұрын
Lmfao sooo much truth to these vids part 1 was great Pt 2 really really hit home for me! My wife is 5ft3 and 100-110lbs and shes the sweetest little angel until she gets mad, i spent 13 years training in 4 different forms of martial arts, hell i can fold clothes while people are still wearing them, im 6ft 3 225lbs and i do concrete for a living and my wife terrifies me, ive found myself outside on many occasions doing the same shit as you hahahaha
@pathwinder142 жыл бұрын
That's painfully accurate...LOL. Going on almost 20 years marriage here. I do lots of things just to keep the peace.
@nickabel82792 жыл бұрын
Then why be married
@pathwinder142 жыл бұрын
@@nickabel8279 LOL...it's not all bad.
@nickabel82792 жыл бұрын
@@pathwinder14 what's the ratio....
@olsmokey4182 жыл бұрын
My wife and I did split everything 50-50 I did the cooking she did the laundry and dishes I did ghe outside work I'd give anything to have her back in my life may she RIP 🙏
@medicbabe2ID Жыл бұрын
💐
@nreising2722 Жыл бұрын
🙏😪
@mustanggang3889 Жыл бұрын
Rip
@getinthespace7715 Жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear that. My wife and I are the same way. We both work. We are a team. She is the best role model a man could ask for, for our daughter. She's got some bad health stuff going on and I'm terrified I might lose her. 😔
@joelwalworth44242 жыл бұрын
I figured Roscoe would have said banana pudding was the other advantage to being married...
@RJ1999x2 жыл бұрын
Most men are better cooks
@haroldwheler38942 жыл бұрын
Nice!
@douche-ifer2 жыл бұрын
I loved the throwback at the end lmfao yall need a sitcom I'm tired of the lack of funding lmfao
@divetraveltrain2 жыл бұрын
Priceless. I don’t know what to retrieve or recall most days… lol. So glad I am not alone. And, yeah, I make as much noise as possible when I do stuff, especially if she is within ear shot
@justcausee2 жыл бұрын
I choose loneliness above any "benefits" that bringing in the state could provide. Besides between "friends" and a maid what more could she provide.
@konorbug74082 жыл бұрын
Been married 10 years. Always a hot meal, piece of leg, Cold beer and a crying baby!!!
@idwtbam Жыл бұрын
You were doing good then just went off the cliff there
@jasonmillstalks2 жыл бұрын
You don't realize that when you say your vows of "Till death do us part" that you're not promising to stay there until death but you're setting a goal for it
@maxpowers91292 жыл бұрын
I felt the part where he talked about working all the overtime, and got yelled at for not helping around the house. It's standards like that why I will never get remarried.
@jabdd32 жыл бұрын
Been happily married for 33 years and had only 1 fight it started the day after we wed and its still on to this day. I can't afford to loose.
@jzgsk2 жыл бұрын
That’s some real dedication there 😂
@supercoffeemug19212 жыл бұрын
Ricky "we never going to fight" Every married man "🤣"
@melvinjohnson23382 жыл бұрын
I love the married life explanation. So accurate
@gregorytomlinson87332 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣Lmao Ricky's thought on how his marriage is going to be good luck olson
@1234adoggie2 жыл бұрын
I love watching your videos definitely a highlight of my day! Yall be well
@Co-SS2 жыл бұрын
#1 taxes #2 life insurance. hope I win. hahahaha rollin
@jasonhill61272 жыл бұрын
This video is hilarious hit on every key point lol 😂 thanks for the laugh I needed it.👍
@jimbelter22 жыл бұрын
Oh and don't forget every argument you have will end in your losing no matter how right you may be.
@cajunrando25562 жыл бұрын
Yes, and no. I have the ability to win any argument we may have. She knows it. I know it. The difference is I really don't care about winning arguments 95% of the time.
@maxpowers50552 жыл бұрын
So true working 90 hours a week and I get why ain't shit get done... I'm like wtf, hahaha, at least I got a nice truck and house. Part 2 had me lmao, soooo true, your my new favorite channel. Good laugh man, keep it up at work and KZbin.
@joshhuffman81162 жыл бұрын
I cant stop crying cause I'm laughing so hard 🤣 😂 I'm literally that last part because I FORGET and well just hope for the best and hope you get reminded nonchalantly lol I remember when I was on that 5050 thing lol
@justcausee2 жыл бұрын
I'm on that 50/50 thing to, but where each of my hands to half the work. I don't believe in giving up so much for so little. Marriage is a scam.
@pixiedragon50852 жыл бұрын
"If she don't come out soon. Ima start mowin the lawn" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@benkarr91532 жыл бұрын
This is beyond accurate in so many ways
@davidmerfert57652 жыл бұрын
Glad to see more content!! One of my favorites on youtube
@olliespackmate41382 жыл бұрын
Lmfao, last clip sooo spot on, and on top of my size I was a Marine.
@charlievanlandingham5672 жыл бұрын
Took my wife to work one day, fairly hot. Up before the sun and back home around 5. She finally understood why I'm give out by the time i make it home. Wife don't bitch anymore when I get home and most of the time I do what I need / want to do in evenings and weekends. 2 rules. .dont argue over petty shit and the boat better not leave the yard without me.
@talos93512 жыл бұрын
One of my rules in life is to never get yourself into something you can't get out of.
@thecove28642 жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud when he said after you did all those chores you got sex why else would you do those chores it still makes me laugh
@joannariggins94752 жыл бұрын
Omg, I watched this video and immediately subscribed, been 🤣🤣 ever since..
@KellyNsGrotto Жыл бұрын
I work full time and I do most of the house and yard work. He comes home and plays video games. Sometimes he helps with the groceries and sometimes does dinner...could you do more house keeping videos because that looks like a unicorn. Frick, the yard work alone would be a flippin dream.
@traceycurtis100511 ай бұрын
Me too girl, me too.
@philvictor55372 жыл бұрын
Definitely need more of the married videos
@billstewart24252 жыл бұрын
100% true buddy dont go back in the house empty handed😄
@captainflatbed.79272 жыл бұрын
Life is amazing with a good wife an a few kids runnin round!! I wouldn’t trade it for nothing!!
@Lmgoutdoors2 жыл бұрын
I love your skits
@Lazershark-kt7kr2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the amazing content!!!
@TQuelz3377 Жыл бұрын
Never going to fight and split everything 50/50 🤣🤣🤣
@jlhmyers757 ай бұрын
When I was a sahm, laundry was done, home was cleaned, dinner was hot on the table. He helped when I needed it, and is a wonderful father.
@raysmith87782 жыл бұрын
Love the skits! So funny
@blountfarms36602 жыл бұрын
You are to dang funny. I am 55 and known many Ricky's LMAO, Thanks so much
@AverageDemocracyEnjoyer692 жыл бұрын
“I’m about to start mowing the fucking yard” GOBBLESS!!🤣🤣🤣
@ziadkalioundji90682 жыл бұрын
Very creative. Very funny. Keep up the comedy!
@joelaichner3025 Жыл бұрын
You got an awesome sense of humor
@kathyrobertson44932 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh! So accurate. Never say you forgot what she said it proves you just weren’t listening.🤩
@butcheringsaint2 жыл бұрын
That new one 😂. Married life comedy!
@williamworth27462 жыл бұрын
Men in the 60s had it made then we pussed out WTF happened. Testosterone levels in men is dropping SMH.
@jackstergamemaster15922 жыл бұрын
Legend has it he’s been out there pressure washing his house for days, waiting.
@Karangool2 жыл бұрын
I love this Channel.
@ronmcdowell30872 жыл бұрын
I’m 6’4 315lbs my wife is 5’5 120lbs and I I’m in the same boat. I learned a long time ago a happy wife equals a happy life!!!! Going on 12 years strong.
@ShermanT.Potter2 жыл бұрын
I read alot of the comments. If you homeschool multiple kids its a whole different ball game, but if you stay at home and raise 2 kids with public education, that's nothing compared to working 10+ hours a day. Hell, when I was young my Dad farmed and my Mom would stay at home. I would do the laundry, dishes, sweeping, and vacuuming in the house. Then I would go out and take care of 500 chickens and do other farm chores. She would be on the phone and watch Oprah alot of the day. Oh, did I mention I was homeschooled after 7th grade and taught myself after that point? I don't understand some women now, It's not the 1950's before having freezers and having to use washboards and wringer washers, pumping water by hand, raising your own garden and having 8 kids and still going out and milking cows, having 2 kids after they go to school is easy compared to working a full time job. My wife is a nurse and I'm a farmer, and we both do housework. Quit being pussywhipped (if a man) or entitled (if you're a woman) and look at it realistically. I had a lazy wife and I divorced her, lifes too short.
@Ohcomon Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂. I work all day and my husband has my dinner ready, laundry done, house cleaned. 😂😂😂😂
@flynnscheib24872 жыл бұрын
The last part is so true. The number of times my wife has said this is what I want to eat or hey go get this from the store and almost every time I get there and say hey I forget what you wanted. Brother it ain’t even in single digits of world wars that has started in my house
@USMCGHOST4202 жыл бұрын
I just walkin around spraying ant killer and grass killer tryin to look productive 🤣🤣🤣😭
@kevroy56852 жыл бұрын
"That doesn't get you anything. That just keeps the peace." 😂😂😂😂
@smmydvr2 жыл бұрын
Where is this fresh folded laundry? and then you get all you wanna? HAAAhaqhahahahahhaaaaa
@joshuamurray94032 жыл бұрын
"Fuck I hope I win" that was the best and most relatable thing ever!!
@Colby_Knows2 жыл бұрын
Fuxx it I'm going say it stop filming Rickey and Roscoe in the same shirt you're wearing lol. Love your work brother!
@cajunbargod2 жыл бұрын
I love this channel
@sidewyndersshed1676 Жыл бұрын
LOL! part 2. My wife is "almost 5'1". (Her words, not mine) I have faced heavily armed enemy combatants, been shot multiple times on several different occasions, blown up and killed once, (I got over it). But no one has ever scared me more than my tiny wife! Weird how that happens! 🤣👍
@W4ABN2 жыл бұрын
"Hope I win" LMAO
@DioDiablo702Ай бұрын
"I hope I'll win" 😭🤣💸
@redneck29942 жыл бұрын
Never knew you could open bottles with a wedding band. I normally don’t wear mine but I will now lol.
@conquerthafuture72092 жыл бұрын
Lol "That just keeps the peace" 😹
@ET740192 жыл бұрын
Every married guy ever vs single guy ever 😂🎯🎯
@justinkelley34982 жыл бұрын
🤣 so true 👍 🤣 love the videos bro because I work Commercial job sites
@RJ-fe9pu Жыл бұрын
You had my wife rolling I literally did everything in that part 1 plus cooked was up until 0200.. 😂😂😂 It stormed here yesterday so I couldn't do anything outside
@acaciablossom5582 жыл бұрын
Aww man. This just reminded me of all the childhood promises I made to myself while my mom road my dad down to threads. I’m not a nag, nasty, or anything like that. But I certainly could start keeping some of my childhood promises like cleaning more. I do work normally but still, I forgot about those hope-filled promises. This was cute and funny
@justcausee2 жыл бұрын
He's a lucky man most of the newer generations take the degradation of fathers as the empowerment of mothers and strive to emulate it as much as possible.
@tinasummers457810 ай бұрын
U got to do that work Rickey 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@joshwilliams87652 жыл бұрын
Lol and roscoe had me rolling 🤣
@Juror632 жыл бұрын
"The TAX credit" 🤣🤣🤣
@johndoebillbo94122 жыл бұрын
Hahah. The end was so good.
@MissingLinkMTB2 жыл бұрын
lmao Roscoe, I worked two full time jobs, pulling extra hours at each and got put up on blast because I didn't mow the lawn.
@somejerk56622 жыл бұрын
I hear that. I'm on my second double shift in a row, *you* can stop at the market that you drive past to pick up toilet paper.
@aliciaericsadventures3566 Жыл бұрын
That is spot on awesome!!!! 😅lol😂😂
@MadRhetorik.2 жыл бұрын
I wish I got taxes back 😂 Been married 9 years and ain’t got taxes back in 8. It’s never enough for old Uncle Sam😭
@markgrant6542 жыл бұрын
I'm so Blessed. My wife is an Angel. She's always up in the air Harping about something. 💑 Till Death do up part. Like Roscoe said, one of us is going to get a really good check.
@lloydkeith30612 жыл бұрын
Hahaha! Hahaha! I'm SOOOO stealing that!
@Juror632 жыл бұрын
ROFLMAO!! TOP COMMENT FOR DANG SURE!
@donovancurtisjr68962 жыл бұрын
I wish I could sit down and drink a beer with this man 💯
@catburnside88542 жыл бұрын
Wow part one omg I laughed SO hard SO true lmfao
@zhernebohreverend27162 жыл бұрын
Why did 84 hours make me laugh so hard
@devinmanderson2 жыл бұрын
Life insurance got me....its so dang true heck my mom has a policy on my dad they been divorced for about 10 years.
@henry44mag.262 жыл бұрын
Hell when I come home it's eat supper and either sweep the house or wash dishes. Then feed critters till around ten and that's every night. Then get up at 530 eat breakfast and start all over again.
@pyro451052 жыл бұрын
Man's got me dying laughing over here cuz it's all so true