Roscoe she’s a ten, but…

[@easternoutdoorsman2521]

Once you hit a certain age Roscoe ain't wrong lol.

[@JenGrant71711]

Agreed! Lol ❤️ 😆 🤣

[@Jjay-tw1yy]

fucken true

[@Bloodbain88]

I'm 33 and agree with Roscoe.

[@grumpy2388]

Im with Roscoe

[@medicbabe2ID]

J6st like Ricky to not get it, lol

[@rolandomota9836]

"I wanna be mid-stroke when I have a stroke" that shit is GOLD....🤣🤣🤣

[@fluffypanda17]

The older I get... the more Roscoe makes 1000% sense lmao

[@thanosetsitty1896]

Yep, me too. 😂

[@tonyc.4528]

A 65 year old fella I worked with went out with a heart attack, in the saddle, with a 45 year old....way to go buddy!!!

[@MamaMOB]

And she got the story of a lifetime!

[@kramnull8962]

@@MamaMOB At least she could get a lifetime valium prescription after that...

[@justinchesley5117]

she can now say its so good itll kill ya

[@Beer-can_full_of_toes]

I’ve heard women brag about that happening. “This here is so good it might KILL you!” Lol

[@keithmays8076]

Reminds me of this old moonshiner by the name of Doctor Bush. The first time I met him he was about 60 with a 17 yr old girlfriend. Built like a grain silo. I was 14 at the time and knew the birds and bees but the math here was really confusing. So I asked him if he had any problems with her being that young and him being that old, and he said to me, "As long as I can get my vitamin E, she's getting her vitamin D." My jaw hit the floor with that. Dad laughed asking, "But ain't it risk to be with a girl like that?" Doctor Bush grinned saying, "Well, if she dies, she dies." Never met a dirtier old man than him since.

[@dionnefycf799]

Roscoe killed me with those phrases “I wanna be mid stroke having a stroke”🤣🤣💀

[@Joe_Dirt82]

Roscoes motto... "18-80, blind crippled crazy. If they can't walk ill drag em."

[@phredphlintstone6455]

Can't talk even better

[@anthonystahl8996]

Refer to my comment, is a bit better imo 👍

[@Joe_Dirt82]

@@anthonystahl8996 forgot that big or small part. Been years since I heard it

[@robthomas3664]

A hole and a heartbeat! Heartbeat negotiable, anything more is a bonus!

[@kramnull8962]

Through the mud through the dirt, through the weeds through the trees and all the way across the sea. There's panties droppin or else she's gone.

[@ParadigmUnkn0wn]

I never knew Roscoe was such an avid golfer! It takes a true aficionado to want to go out mid-stroke like that.

[@tuckersabath2099]

Just be glad he hasnt nastered the selfie.

[@tuckersabath2099]

...while on the driving range

[@sumduma55]

@@tuckersabath2099 nastered. I hope that was intentional.

[@tuckersabath2099]

@@sumduma55 it was

[@briangarrow448]

I had a boss who introduced me to his gorgeous wife. I was working at his lumber mill. He ate at McDonald’s every day as long as I knew him. And he smiled every day when he drove home.

[@Jjay-tw1yy]

can you blame him!

[@raykings5244]

People complain about settling. But there is no such thing as perfect. You gotta hold certain Ls sometimes.

[@charlieodom9107]

I had a boss that lived with 2 strippers and he was never unhappy to go home!

[@barmayneg]

She has to be able to cook. Idc how fine she is

[@aaronsmall1394]

​@@charlieodom9107 can you blame him thousands of dollars a night being brought into the house I'd be happy too.....bet you didn't see that coming

[@johndemore6402]

Roscoe is a true sage philosopher and the original player

[@kramnull8962]

Wasn't no playin. It was leg humping or else!

[@kickbackcrochet]

Roscoe is every one of my cranky old man patients. They are my favorite...as long as they get their coffee at 0400. His reasoning is hilarious but also accurate.

[@Y2KNW]

If she lets you hit it when you want, she's automatically a 7, minimum. Billy's standards are way too high.

[@mattbowerman]

when i want? fuck thats close to ten territory lol

[@aaronsmall1394]

Only thing make it a solid 10 is if she'll let me hit no matter were we are

[@HahaGetClapped]

Roscoe is my elderly spirit animal. 🫠

[@Lukalongballs]

Roscoe will always be my favorite just listen to his wisdom hahaha

[@fackynaxicht8603]

Always spiced by rugged "son".

[@angrycrusader3926]

"I want to be mid stroke, and have a fucking Stroke that how I want to go out!" Well I now know what to put of my Fathers new t-shirts for his birthday!

[@fredschroederjr9716]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@benrichey2593]

Look at Roscoe being the modern male role model, emphasizing the importance of enthusiastic consent. We stan a king.

[@willieearles3151]

lol

[@heathb4319]

And watch the ladies that are a 5 or less line up at Roscoe's to feel better about themselves. This man is a genius.

[@swaghauler8334]

Lining up because Roscoe has a good job, is in reasonably decent shape (because construction is like going to the gym), and is NEVER home! He's a 10 in their books!

[@anthonystahl8996]

" 18 to 80 ,crippled, blind or crazy, big or small we do em all!" You go Roscoe!

[@oldluke7653]

If it flys, floats, or fuks we are just going to rent it ☝️😩

[@kennythompson9682]

It should be "18 to 80, blind crippled crazy, short fat tall, I fuck em all"

[@aaronsmall1394]

​@@oldluke7653 I don't think you could rent.....this ain't Rent-A-Hoe

[@shonbarton3571]

You get um Roscoe! I'd prefer to be full stroke in myself when it's my time! Lol. Love this site! Happy birthday sir! Keep giving us the very best content on you tube & you'll have a lot of happy people behind whatever you do!

[@eaglerider1826]

As a 67 year old widowed man I can agree 100% .

[@pappapandagamer7438]

Roscoe is the wisest person I have heard of yet. He has his priorities straight!

[@SG84]

I gotta say beau!! I love the hell outta your comedy! Keep on doing what you're doing.. Thank you for being who you are!!!

[@thatoldcomicsmell56]

Being old is like being a teen. You just happy to get it no matter from who. Lol

[@robshirley6324]

Damn it boy,… this shit just keep gettin better bro! I’m still rollin!! Roflmao that’s the best one yet bro!

[@ericbonanno5214]

Roscoe's wisdom knows no bounds. 🤣🤣🤣

[@andrewjones5752]

I've never heard it so well put.

[@angrymater13la]

LMFAO "Mild Stroke And Have A Stroke" best line I've heard in a while.

[@cjlongshank8377]

18 to 80 blind, crippled, or crazy. Rosco gets it.

[@auriceburrell8148]

Totally agree, the things they come up with I just have to watch, we all need a good laugh, with so much drama around us. Keep it up, this keeps us alive

[@ogcoiledmaple9564]

I’ve had that roscoe mentality since I was 17 😂

[@oldschoolboxingtalk2940]

Roscoe is hilarious I think he's my favorite

[@gilmoremccoy6930]

Where in the world 🌍 do you come up with this hilarious funny comedy stuff with Ricky and Roscoe???😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣

[@tanmanxiii]

More Roscoe! Favorite by far. Just gotta get it in she's a 10.

[@DdgeluvinHic]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Aaaaand I’m fucking dead. Roscoe, I commend you on your wisdom and sage advice for us younger men. May we ever be this wise in our lives.

[@vagabondquerier9375]

Team Roscoe all the way!

[@dustinnichols6207]

Thanks for the videos keeps me going. Love the videos

[@AdakStillStands]

Come home to momma Roscoe! I got you covered! 💋💋😘

[@reedr1659]

I had an older guy tell me once... actually... many times... "Lower your standards. Lower your pants." I got older. You know what? That's some pretty solid advice. 😆

[@maxsheremet7856]

Always looking forward your videos ! Makes me laugh no matter what! Keep going bud 👍

[@tuckersabath2099]

Charecter development isnt something common. The depth, the distinctive personas that goes along with each filter/alter ego, its high brow stuff.

[@trollhunter6934]

I think Roscoe wants his last words to be " Im Coming!!" Hes so attentive!! 😂😂😂

[@timjones8842]

Props... just absolute down right props from SC

[@darkbrandon1424]

One of the best! Thanx, from an old construction man😅

[@Biggwoodjames]

Love the videos man keep it up!

[@valaryevictoria8314]

love Roscoes philosophy

[@westyorkshireaudit1254]

Love your content keep up the great work 👏 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelnation6335]

Roscoe said it so well - "Will she be giving me the usual horizontal refreshments that I enjoy" !!!

[@teflondonii9298]

Roscoe is a BEAST🤣🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯💯💯

[@Sman7290]

Roscoe's got his priorities straight. Trust me.

[@hyper7ryzen]

Quagmire when he gets old

[@ronhargrove1176]

Horizontal refreshment 😂😂😂😂

[@MrScooter46290]

Haha, ive lived this since i knew what to do. T&A is for the kids, all V for me

[@glennhedgebeth8069]

Tell em 'Scoe!! Eff all that you talkin bout. "Am I gettin' da draws?"

[@michaelkeyes3856]

Mid stroke and have a stroke, sounds like HEAVEN TO ME

[@jackhackman7777]

Rosco's the man 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣

[@motherearth333]

Word of wisdom from the elders...there.just no replacement for experience 🙌 👏 👌 😁😅🤣

[@curtiscooper3018]

Best of Ricky and Roscoe!!

[@keithmays8076]

Reminds me of this old moonshiner by the name of Doctor Bush. The first time I met him he was about 60 with a 17 yr old girlfriend. Built like a grain silo. I was 14 at the time and knew the birds and bees but the math here was really confusing. So I asked him if he had any problems with her being that young and him being that old, and he said to me, "As long as I can get my vitamin E, she's getting her vitamin D." My jaw hit the floor with that. Dad laughed asking, "But ain't it risky to be with a girl like that?" Doctor Bush grinned saying, "Well, if she dies, she dies." Never met a dirtier old man than him since.

[@davidshumski4629]

Never the no pants dance before. I learn so much from you guys

[@malcolmcrank3148]

I got Rosco's thinking on this one!!! Lol I've been brought into this world by the P imma go out in one. 🤘🏾🤘🏾😜🤣🥃

[@kevinfelton689]

"I know what brought me into this world, and that's what I wanna be in when I go out of it."😅😂😅😂

[@David-Starwarsfan]

3:40 Roscoe’s rules to smash 😂

[@regularbullshit348]

I just saw the man during lunch today in little Rock, it was awesome seeing you in person man.

[@marcminor7049]

Roscoe is right, all that extra sh*t is irrelevant once you get at a certain age in life. As long as she's willing, then he's able!

[@FLOperative]

Hey man! Love your content

[@Aatell764]

"I ain't going to be around to have to listen to that shit." Hahahahhaa oh fuck

[@djhamelin777]

That was awesome so spot on

[@wilsonrawlin8547]

ROSCOE YOU SAID IT BROTHER!! BEST ONE YET!

[@zachkup6161]

"All of my friends I actually wanna do somethin with are already in a nursing home or dead." OMFG I got put into a nursing home as I aged fourty years from the sheer amount of energy I used laughing.

[@patrickjohnson4975]

I love it! Roscoe is the truth!

[@phredphlintstone6455]

Having a stroke mid stroke isn't dieing, it's recycling. Cummin is the best way of going

[@notablynova4247]

🤣💀

[@Redacted-Information]

Woman would be proud! "I killed a guy screwing him!"

[@dantharin5697]

Absolutely true!! Standards... Naw don't give 2 farts. Top TEN of your posts.. Off the chain. Great stuff.

[@ryanrussell8255]

This might be the best one ever !!

[@GeekHero_Bubba]

"A NASTY TWO" 😂

[@geoffreymccormick3315]

Why do I feel you are so in point

[@philiphendersonjr1760]

Easily one of the funniest videos you've ever posted!!! Bravo!!! Have a stroke mud stroke is now the way I want to leave this world!

[@lilcsog]

Jesus christ this dude is fuckn hilarious man🤣

[@gracewthomas]

Roscoe's the man please more of him and ricky together

[@dangroce82]

I know what brought me into this world and I know where I wanna be when I go out. LMFAO!! (and I was by myself laughing)

[@kinggodzilla_9523]

"I wanna be mid stroke and have a stroke" 🤣🤣

[@johnnyguillotine1673]

Roscoe doesn't cull anything.

[@johnnyguillotine1673]

Me:"She's a -10 and she was 30 been dead for 3 minutes and already consented to smash with you." Roscoe:"Shut up! Breaking my concentration... She's still warm...ugh, ugh... She's a 10."

[@andi8717]

"I wanna be mid-stroke and have a stroke" 🤣 I peed a little. Wow. He ain't wrong.

[@jeremymoore4964]

Been watching your videos from the start good you’re fucking hilarious

[@michaelbowers8837]

Great job Rocco 👍 now ask Ricky the same questions 😝

[@mirandalynch4877]

Best one yet

[@craigquann]

That old boy spits some serious wisdom!🤣

[@kevincameron8437]

Language skills to consent! Right on my boi!

[@user-mb6ei7kx7j]

Roscoe does have a point with that last statement 😂🤣

[@Floridamancan]

Roscoe is just living the good life. I am 30 and i live like roscoe 😂

[@JR-vv3io]

Have a stroke mid stoke killed me 😅🤣😂

[@annieinvegassss83]

Funniest one I’ve seen in awhile😂

[@J_o_B_is_back]

Rosco would hit mud if he could find a pulse 🤣

[@bossishere3534]

Love the vid

[@richardsd8526]

10 out of 10 video!!!!

[@tc539]

im with roscoe hell yeah

[@Van1018s]

Drivers license being the most important thing.

[@n8ivpower704]

"I wanna be mid-stroke, and have a stroke"💀💀💀💀💀 that killed me🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brentjenkinsdesigns]

Roscoe says "18 to 80, blind crippled or crazy if they cant walk or crawl he'll drag'em" Lol.

[@junedolson1642]

Hilarious 😂😂😂😂 Roscoe!

[@1v1_Perry]

Good vid as always ol son 😆 🤣