Rickys got HR problems but not Vampire problems!

[@ilyte1]

I started off against Ricky but after I heard what he said. Nah this is just a genuine hypothetical. By construction standards he was actually being quite gentlemanly.

[@Kain8719]

Shit, but office standards he wasn't that fucking bad.

[@vidard9863]

I used to walk into an office of all women, but I am quiet and used the side door. I GUARANTEE that those girls said FAR worse.

[@Kain8719]

@@vidard9863 I promise you they did. Once was showing a few of the girls in personnel some shit I had figured out how to make excel do, real nefarious shit that I could put on a timer in fact, while trying to harden some of the sheets we had our service centers complete on the regular. Showed them one which after so long would wipe itself and then save and close as a joke. "If you ever use that shit on us I swear to christ I'll rip your fucking heart out before throwing you out a window and then killing you motherfucker." I laughed. We also had a supervisor who used fuck like a comma and walked into the director's office in the middle of a meeting, opening with, "What the fuck are you trying to do!!!" I worked in a very good office and we had a lot of fun.

[@sjenny5891]

​@vidard9863 as a woman who spent several years working third shift with only men, I can confirm this. I must admit the deafening silence that would fall when I entered the break room sometimes was hilarious. You should have seen how red they would get.

[@sharpshooter7127]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the mess you come up with is frickin hilarious but that's about the way things go on a job

[@JadeDragon407]

The mess they LITERALLY came up with >>:=p

[@currentfaves65]

LoL I gotta go find Jim, he's goina shite when he finds out this new revelation we just had !

[@lindablackwell318]

Well... when the boss man says "and there it is" I unintentionally blew my coffee out of my nose and mouth simultaneously. Causing my husband to basically do likewise and choke, before we got everything cleared up and composed, Roscoe told his payback to the vampire and now my poor husband is hanging onto the counter, he is sounding like laughing or bottle rockets launching... I'm not sure. But Roscoe has the better revenge by far! We're still recovering and watching for the third time. We have neither food nor drink near us until we can settle down. Roscoe is diabolical.

[@pokemonrocks08]

That ending with Roscoe had me crying from laughing so hard.

[@brandonlewick2242]

Best skit yet.

[@2015gtbass]

Roscoe is my hero

[@VincentMcmanus.]

Rosco was almost right. See, instead of eating Taco Bell, you should be eating as much garlic as possible, and wash it down with holy water. That way, you're humiliating them while you kill them while they're killing you. That is the ultimate "F you" to the vampire.

[@NeSeeger]

Get Bucca De Beppo, Its not that bad and the portion size is like triple what it needs to be.

[@VincentMcmanus.]

@@NeSeeger I've been there before, you're right. It's good. I really liked their garlic bread. And coming into the restaurant from the back was pretty cool. Good concept.

[@dpraderio1]

Dude sorry but lmao. There's nothing holy coming out I don't care how much holy water you drink lol. I like your creativity though.

[@VincentMcmanus.]

@dpraderio1 what, you've never heard of a holy s*** before?

[@dpraderio1]

@@VincentMcmanus. ..... fair enough lol

[@michaelhenson9507]

Ricky's right, people need to mind their own business. I'm offended at people easily offended.

[@billyshay7207]

Amen Brother, Amen.

[@Chris-fl2tt]

And I'm offended that you are offended by people that are offended

[@frackyouasshat5531]

FUCK YES PPL NEED TO MIND THEIR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS

[@michaelhanson5773]

God... You must not be able to deal with any of this new generation of people...

[@Soupy_loopy]

Seriously, if you were listening to their conversation, they'd be pissed about that too!

[@Andrew-dc1wt]

We gotta hear more of Ricky and Jims conversations, this shit was hilarious.

[@Cordite842805]

I wonder what the New Guys or Pablo's take on this subject would be.....

[@Andrew-dc1wt]

Not sure, Mexico has some tales of Female Vampires so he may want to try out Ricky's vampire method.

[@Cordite842805]

That could be an interesting series all on it's own. Hope we see more on Is Ricky the owner too

[@Thompson_H]

"They're gonna have to bite against the flow" - Rosco

[@dpraderio1]

Just imagine how a dog tries to fight against the flow of a powerful hose lol. Same thing but nastier.

[@monkeysue61]

​@@dpraderio1 that killed me lmao

[@Pcytripper]

That line got the subscribe button pushed! Damn near fell of the couch laughing!! Lol

[@DMS_Knighted_Drifter]

"I'm the dog who bites the fart bubbles in the bathtub" - Dracula Flow

[@timkeenan366]

Holy shit I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

[@thunderbirdizations]

“Holy sh*t,” I see what you did there haha

[@fooliecoolie5284]

Gonna have to stand with ricky on this one, those girls got their panties in the butch about absolutely nothing and they nned to mind their own dang business.

[@yvonneburns2786]

Bet they weren't good looking either😅

[@Zanthum]

By proposing that Ricky conduct the conversation elsewhere away from those that might be offended you have confirmed that there is nothing wrong with the conversation itself, the problem lies with those taking offense. He's roped you into it now bossman.

[@fyrman9092]

Just shake your head and walk away. Yes it's effed up, but those that overheard it were not invited into the conversation.

[@jamesplotkin4674]

@@fyrman9092 If you shake it more than three times, you're now just playing with it ;-)

[@mimcduffee86]

All it confirms is that Boss Man doesn't wanna deal with it. He knows Ricky is almost certainly gonna keep doing it and it ain't worth the headache.

[@Orncaex]

See I like where their heads are at. It's not 'how do we stop the vampire?' it's "How do we ruin their afterlife?"

[@jamesbent2584]

Roscoe again shows us his wisdom and gives the best possible answer to the vampire situation. Well dun Roscoe. That's a big W. For that fine gentlemen

[@Soupy_loopy]

Problem is, you need a big warning that they're coming. He said he was going to eat Taco Bell for a week ahead of time. How do you expect to get a warning that far in advance? But, honestly, just eating there once is probably enough.

[@dpraderio1]

Roflmao fight against the flow lol. But I think KZbin just broke cause Roscoe and Ricky finally ended up agreeing on something!!!

[@carlosv393]

" They're gonna have to fight against the flow" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jasoneastland9595]

This is the HR department Bossman. We quit. 😂😂😂😂

[@Hellsong89]

... Well i was about to fire you, but thats even better! After all whole department is waste of space, time and money. Also take rest of those diversity hires with you too while at it.

[@christophergraham5531]

Ricky’s gotta point.

[@chris2fer1977]

All the vid are funny but this one was freaking greatness

[@TheGraffiti600rr]

Rosco for the win! Ricky wasnt bad either but damn. Lol

[@JohnathanWinters-t3s]

OMG, I am pissing myself. LOLOLOLOL. This the funniest Ricky and Roscoe one thus far. Please keep em coming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Anna-fk3rw]

Omg that was hilarious, I’m crying. 😂. “Bud visor”

[@billcook7285]

They need an emoji for looking down and shaking your head. 😂

[@kimicappiello5480]

🤦‍♀️ Edit: This is a facepalm emoji, but it's the closest I have found, so I use either that or 🤭. Neither are perfect, but 🤷...

[@JoeXTheXJuggalo1]

"sucks" to be those vampires

[@lindablackwell318]

😂

[@jamesblinzler7421]

What kind of construction site has women in the break room? This is why we have a 1 Porto John rule. You make it past big Jim’s morning routine “bm” and no break room lingo is gonna scare off Bertha that runs a jack hammer or Sheila that does the hot rivits on the I beams 5storys up…the job site is not for the skittles hair ppl.

[@MikeyMouse1320]

Ricky is on a whole other level! His mind is working and working hard! 😆💀😆

[@patrickderegt2582]

most of the girls I have worked with would be getting in on this conversation

[@Bob-nk6ts]

This is why you stop talking when a female is around. Nothing good comes of it. On the flip side, they'd go to HR for ignoring them.

[@25sumpter]

Can't win with those demons

[@Bob-nk6ts]

@@25sumpter learned the hard way in the Army. Couldn't say penis (even though I was a medic) because one of the females complained to the clinic NCOIC. Fun times.

[@richardcampbell3693]

😂😂😂😂i swear i have had this same conversation with my budy and i said same as ricky . OmG im calling him right now and telling him the new plan . 😳 you know for when they attack lmao 😂😂😂😂😂

[@timmclaughlin6214]

Lost my job for saying excuse me sweety. To top it off the person who turned me in was not the person I said that to. This me too shit needs to stop

[@justanothergunowner3772]

I used to have a coworker like Jim, I miss those 3am hypothetical convos. But ya, people need to mind they own damn business and quit listening in on other people's convos.

[@ryanr1945]

This is probably the most accurate conversation between coworkers ive evr seen. Women can be way worse than men too so they can kick rocks with that bs.

[@michaelscott6022]

When all your employees share the same two dead-drunk brain cells fighting each other for fifth place and tying for seventh...

[@ChalkyHonky]

Yeah but they get it done

[@watsisbuttndo829]

Siding with ricky, mythical creature defence tactics is a completely reasonable building site conversation to be having, nothing out of the ordinary going on.

[@martinchisholm9678]

Jim has to show up on Halloween in a vampire costume in the break room and scare ricky and roscoe out of their minds.that would be a sight to see. Lol.

[@nathanielsmith9922]

Ricky going off 😂😂😂😂

[@angelaacord2159]

Bite against the flow had me spitting my drink across the room 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vonniepitts5136]

All of Ricky's 'Visors....soooo funny! But honestly, people need to stay in their own lane. If you hear something you don't like stop listening! They shouldn't have been listening anyway because he wasn't speaking to them!

[@BatCaveProductions]

I cannot stop watching and laughing!!!! One of the funniest videos I've seen in a while!!!! Thank you!

[@wtfsalommy3250]

For one: its not a public break room. Its a private break room,from a private company...

[@orko714]

I'm on Rosco and Ricky's side here. These are important conversations you should be having.

[@jimbobjimbob830]

That's not what me and Ricky were really talking about. Ricky said to me what's the difference between a big foot and him. I said what. Ricky said a big foot walks up and sticks it in then Ricky said. I stick it in then walk up.

[@Parapsychotic89]

This. This right here is the kind of conversation I want to be having more often. The cumulative weeks of my limited lifespan wasted listening to people rant about politics, from both sides of the damned spectrum, mind you, and we could all be a lot happier talking about this shit instead!

[@miller4057]

Jesus I look forward to these skits daily!!! Rock on Ricky and Roscoe!!!

[@Guardsmen4]

Sad part is this plays out every day

[@NightTrainRides]

The vampire part? Or...

[@Guardsmen4]

@@NightTrainRides the hr part

[@rmoore850]

😂😂😂 that’s the funniest one in a minute! Keep it up!

[@sconavacholo]

A conversation that everyman needs to have at one point. Facts Ricky

[@Willtheemotionalstone87]

Dude😂😂😂too funny... Why do I feel like siding with boss man... Still though... Ricky and Roscoe.... To you sir that makes these.... Brightens up my day... Thank you

[@stackedfat]

This might be the most informative video he's ever done. Rosco just blew my mind. That's exactly what I'm doing. Rosco needs a raise.

[@DevdevRetlub-oj3lf]

I'm with Ricky on this

[@PhillyJoker2394]

Love your videos keep it up

[@williamchristion3519]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 IM DONE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bryanarms788]

I feel like Ricky hadn’t thought this all the way through, admiring you cover everything other than your privates in garlic, when they go in for that blood it’s all teeth. Now given how sensitive down there is that just sounds like the worst way to go. Rosco at least has the revenge factor going for him, load up on Taco Bell and Arby.

[@TheBlueGuard]

I would've been tempted to throw hands at the "why they eavesdropping" bullshit. I've dealt with too many assholes who think that's a clever response to someone overhearing their small-minded, ignorant nonsense.

[@travelingincognito4419]

Sorry, but not really, bringing in a little bit of politics in that standing with Ricky on 1st Amendment rights in that as long as I'm not promoting violence, threatening someone, etc. I can say whatever the hell I want. Will I get an ass beatin'? Maybe but in that case it's on them for assault and that's only if I lose.

[@deandrearmstrong1216]

Ladies....this is what we are doing when you accuse us of creating....we will argue for hours on a hypothetical scenario

[@noahbeattie5761]

My God,, freaking hilarious.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Well-Hello-There]

I want to know how Whiskers would fight off a vampire…

[@dracodragneel5836]

Ricky has appoint it is kind of rude to just ease drop on someone else's personal conversation, regardless of whether or not it's offensive.

[@FrankLSD38]

its a MAN's world

[@TerrenceMcGinnis]

Rosco is always awesome.

[@daradacro23]

Someone bugged the break room if boss man is getting those texts mid conversation.

[@anthonypiligno7618]

Tomorrow is my buddy jimmy birthday …thank you…

[@gregpicard379]

Ricky’s right! Those people need to mind their own business

[@Dopaminefiendz]

Me taking notes: you gonna talk to me w the tiny amt if sense you got before I knock it tf out you. Let me roll into work Monday

[@kaliscythe6645]

i had my boss come off like this the other day. i when i told them to not let that power go to their head and they can still could catch these hands. suffice to say they didnt appreciate it and i got sen home

[@ethangray2295]

Unless it's direct at you or to cause harm to someone else, that ain't your business

[@owendebaillie7724]

HR at construction companies is dumb.

[@cheezyridr]

well, now i know what we're talking about at break time tomorrow

[@glennwoodard6127]

He said supervisor sunvisor budweiser 😂😂😂

[@lumberjackofalltrades]

Man, I thought Ricky had a point until I heard Roscoe's idea. Now my sides hurt from laughing at the mental image

[@thomashastings5694]

I gotta say Ricky and Rosco both have great ideas!!!

[@Kazen169]

love Ricky

[@jeffreypinder9398]

There are no ugly female vampires. Even the older chicks are hot.

[@glennwoodard6127]

Oh this is highly highly true.

[@wesleynichols5255]

Damm Ricky threatening the boss holy shit

[@norme2681]

Too many Karens on the jobsite

[@Rose-yx6jq]

That's a hilarious idea.

[@matthewdieter3003]

I'm legit dying 😂😂😂❤

[@vincevalentine2407]

He’s got a point tho

[@markmonaco8901]

LMFAO

[@vincegonzalez329]

🤣🤣🤣

[@latriciabailey8359]

This guy hates construction work ,and hates construction workers . CHIPPER BAILEY

[@carterlogue3234]

Honestly a solid conversation

[@airpower7692]

A workplace is not public as a private business. Unless of course your government business

[@jjpope3757]

Ricky is right fuck HR

[@01keyboard]

COMPLETE MISSED OPPORTUNITY!!! "he covers everything but his area becuase he knows you can only kill a vampire with..wait for it...WOOD!" 😂😂😂

[@bloodangelphil]

Wait.. What sorta vampire rules we working with? Because if we're dealing with Chronicles of Darkness vampires, we're hosed.

[@TexJester-no8th]

I'm in a family diner - luckily I have Bluetooth on! I am DYING here!! 🤣🤣🤣 Now - why does everyone always shut on Taco Bell?? I've NEVER had a problem with them - in fact, I've gotten Taco Bell to SETTLE my stomach!! I've had WAAAAY more problems with Subway - just sayin ...

[@siwus3101]

Ricky is right in many ways, everyone should mind their own business and in terms of the other thing he gave me a new strategy

[@morbifiedrides545]

🤣LMFAO Thanks man i really needed a good laugh today. Also thank you for what you do. Your content always puts a smile on my face as well as thousands of other people. Keep spreading light and love brother. 🙂

[@michaelweaver9264]

LMMFAO!!!!! that's fucking awesome right there!!!!!!

[@Whatchamawhozit]

This one and what has a 182 teeth and holds back a monster are my two favorites

[@JoeThornFreedom]

Absolute gold. This is right up there with the first whiskers episode.

[@MS-fh4sz]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@punky3m]

Oh my God, I can’t stop laughing. They both have crazy and crazy funny answers.

[@lindablackwell318]

Wait, what about that she vampire "from dusk till dawn?" That she vampire was gorgeous...then she got bad, bad ugly from the neck up.

[@danielsalazar3988]

Apparently Ricky hasn't seen from dusk til dawn talk about ugly female vampires 😅

[@MichaelTreacy-bn5kq]

Jesus. ... I can't explain what this is about the funniest s***😝😝😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣