Roscoe and Ricky aren’t taking it easy on the new guy!

[@rodneywilson9192]

I nearly spit my food out when Ricky said “we’re doin dirt work, where the fuck is he going?”😂

[@Chrom35kull]

Loving the quality increase in the faces of Roscoe and Ricky

[@ShaggyShagz13]

I miss old Roscoe

[@NS-tn3th]

Right?! I had to do a double take and make sure it wasn’t actually an old ass man and not him with the filter on 🤣🤣

[@anthonyking4387]

@@NS-tn3th me to

[@devonhoward1109]

“We’re doing dirt work, where the fuck is he going” just killed me 😂😂

[@WChrisbell]

My favorite part.

[@NEEDbacon]

They're going to feel foolish when he's T-posing through the air

[@Hellsong89]

Obviously use the skyhook ie crane and harness to lift him self to level of 6th floor trying to find it, the floor that is.. Witch reminds me going to work in heavy equipment and boss coming to tell me put on the safety harness, checked it was on good and moment i step outside they snap crane hook into my harness mount at the back and up i went to 60 meters, what a view, but while not terrified the heights, i do not like high speed impacts that much, so try to avoid situations where to potentially get into one.

[@MR-nl8xr]

Same!!! >.

[@princeholiday2126]

@@Hellsong89 My first job was at a rental yard. They rent everything from loaders and tractors to drills and demo saws. I was working outside and was doing my thing when someone brought in a SkyJack lift. Well I was told we have to "test" them. I was put in a zboom lift and sent up 115 feet at which point THE OWNER OF THE COMPANY COMES OUT and turns the power to the basket off on me. Laughs and goes back inside. I got paid to stand in a basket 115 feet above the concrete I was sure to be slamming into momentarily...for a fucking hour..

[@MrStaybrown]

Once some older guys told a new guy to get a rebar stretcher, he couldn't find it so he asked the secretary/time keeper for help. She sent him back to work and she went through every catalog and then started calling around town. Every place was out, and had her call other tool specialist and rental companies. 😂🤣 Boy, was she mad the next day.

[@aaronjackson5862]

I tip my hat to you sir. I very much needed that laughter today 🤣

[@betu4ever]

If mind your business was a person 🤣🤣🤣

[@snakeinthegrak8969]

Man... That's rough... Hahahahahahahaha

[@timrankin8737]

We ask for the board stretcher.

[@RJ-fe9pu]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@thomasalexander2108]

We're doing dirt work lmao 🤣🤣🤣 that had me dying

[@47CryXMA]

Yep, that line killed me too. 😂

[@coolmarsrose2692]

😂😂facts

[@Papa-in-Tx]

One of my favorite tasks to assign to a young new guy is to tell him to paint something, hand him a can of spray paint, and tell him to keep shaking it until the rattling stops. That's when it's ready to use.

[@memecat57]

Someone tried this on me but thankfully I read the back of the can when I was bored and knew that it didn't work like that 😂

[@supernintenjoe8911]

That's a top notch Fuck Fuck Game.

[@betu4ever]

U evil 😂😂

[@snakeinthegrak8969]

I don't know anyone over 10 that would fall for that.

[@ambrooks5]

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@attitudedave1]

Im one of these guys. Im an underground limestone miner. We are only allowed diesel equipment underground. My favorites are sending new guys driving around the mine to get the mechanic to check their spark plugs or carburetor if their equipment breaks down. Ive also sent someone who happens to get stuck somewhere to find the rock torches but make sure they have a full tank of blue steam for the torches. It makes my day when the boss drives by me later and keys up on the cb and simply says "fuckin asshole!" 😂

[@ronniewilliz153]

Lol

[@dougboyd7732]

Well the skyhook isn't gonna work..... He needs to get 100' of shoreline as well.

[@crimsonknight7011]

It would be funny to see the new guy have to deal with Tool Room Tommy trying to get those items

[@dixiecyrus8136]

Yeah, Ricky just punked both of them😂😂😂

[@frankdelucey2137]

Was thinking the same thing 🤣🤣🤣

[@williamstewart1883]

Except that products now exist that use those names. New guy might actually come back with them

[@frankdelucey2137]

@@williamstewart1883 Lol true Muffler pipe stretcher and a mini-hand Crain 🏗️

[@watsisbuttndo829]

Roscoes new barber has shaved 10 years off him.

[@RG-di8ni]

Plot twist: new guy is the smartest he acts stupid to get out of hard work and still gets paid. Hes been on break for two days now hes going out to lunch.

[@tzvk24]

Exactly on one of my job sites we had a greeny show up and told him we needed a stud stretcher he walked the job for 3 hours asking everyone and finally the boss saw and asked what he was doing and then told us to tell him to look for another 30 mins than just get back to work. Then we told him that at the end of the day he said he knew, but he got paid to walk around for 3 hours to this day. idk if he did or didn't know if there was ever a stud stretcher.

[@mikekeltner4291]

@@tzvk24 after the board stretcher quits working send them after board shorteners. When they screw around and comeback thinking they got you, ask them where is the saw I sent you after.

[@BartimaeusCarbulo]

That's what I'd do 🤣

[@WhoDeanie85]

​@Bartimaeus Carbulo6684 I would also easy money.

[@curtislathrop]

😂 literally so true .

[@lumberjackofalltrades]

One of my first days on a roofing job, someone came up to me and asked if my ID10T form was up to date. I said hol on, pulled my phone out of my pocket, pulled up the camera and flipped it around. Told the guy I got it right here and handed him my phone. I'm pretty sure I was instantly one of the boys from that point on

[@shawnm2405]

That wouldn't work with me considering i taped shut the cameras and would take a minute to remove. Kudos to you for being witty.

[@lumberjackofalltrades]

@@shawnm2405 the only reason I thought of that was because I had seen a KZbin video on best comebacks,,, one of the bits was someone asking about the id10t form and getting handed a mirror. I didn't have a mirror, so that was the second best thing.

[@lbdjthethird1240]

YOINK and thank you. That is a really handy one to have in your bag of tricks and now it is in mine.

[@cheeseboy847]

In my first year as a pipefitting apprentice, I was told to go get the Henway from the connex. I felt like maybe they were messing with me, googled it, and sure enough it was a hazing thing (what's a henway? About 3 pounds), so when I came back a couple hours later they asked me if I found it. I told him "yeah, it's right next to the Updog". Gave em a chuckle and they stopped trying for a little bit.

[@MyLibertyTV]

"6th floor. We're doing dirt work, where the f is he going?" 😂

[@norahc.]

Ricky's antics never fail to make me laugh 😂. 6th floor when doing dirt work. 😂😂😂😂

[@sdcrocks]

Make sure you bank the skyhook too.😂

[@SuperEcwchampion]

That tire joke! Someone almost had me with that one! Poor new guy.

[@AFlyingSwive]

the best air force one I heard was plane exhuast into a trash bag. for research. one was so smart, they thought to use a trash can instead.

[@SuperEcwchampion]

@@AFlyingSwive wow. I mean, gotta give the one guy points forge trash can. 🤣

[@MR-nl8xr]

"..it was either him changing air in tires, or me catching a felony charge.."

[@santiagopena1251]

I just got my son on in the field. He had to work in the shop for a couple days. They told him they need a matter daddy from the lay down yard😂😂😂 He fell for that shit

[@ronniewilliz153]

Our yard is under fucking power lines lol and they got drot stacked so high. I'm gonna fail the inspection but I'm hoping it won't be too too bad lol. What's a matter daddy tho never heard of it.

[@jelly7310]

We used to send the new Privates after bottles of A. I. R., boxes of grid squares and miniature ground guides. It was extra fun because the motor sergeant was an ex drill sergeant with sense of humor similar to Rosco's.

[@nicksmith2688]

Keys to the humv

[@robertsettles2180]

Exhaust samples and chemlight batteries were my favorites

[@RogueMandoGaming]

boxes of grid squares is just evil

[@harlanborders943]

Poor new guy, remember one time sending someone on the skyhook and board stretcher bit. Even the main boss got in on it he looked everywhere for almost two days. One of the best places I’ve ever worked we worked hard and had some fun.

[@TC-db6yp]

That stuff goes back 35 years, can of squelch, box of grid-squares, box of tank ground guides, kaboom testers for the guns, .... it never stops

[@grooveguy]

LMFAO 6th floor. Don't forget the bucket of steam. And all the left handed tools and the scoop of nails pointing the direction of which wall thayre for!!!♥️♥️

[@keithmays8076]

Ohhh, the list of pranks never cease to amaze me. From "changing the headlight fluid on every construction equipment" to "making a can of spotted paint", it's amazing how imaginative pranksters can get.

[@JamesRussell1969]

One of my cabling leads had a guy pull all the tools out of a truck looking for a cable stretcher. The crew were laughing until I made them inventory everything since it was out of the truck already.

[@elijahclark613]

We strung along a not so bright apprentice for a year before we sent him to look for the wire stretcher. We would bring it up in casual conversation every so often just to keep in in the back of his mind. Then one day we sent him to look for it. Ripping the trucks apart, sending him back and forth with descriptions, no man, he used it last, check his truck, made him empty both rough in vans. After an hour we finally let him in on it, the look on his face was priceless after he realized we set him up for a year. Truth is, there wasn't anything for him to do that day, and the trucks were in serious need of being cleaned out and organized, so that's what he did for the rest of the day. Money well spent.

[@ronniewilliz153]

Lol good one

[@JamesRussell1969]

@@elijahclark613 that's fantastic

[@Yume10605]

I love how Roscoe got a beard trim

[@tigermki]

One of the best hazing moments i've witnessed to was the new kid being told to get a trash bag and walk behind the propane forklift collecting the exhaust fumes so it can be sent out for air quality testing, it took him a couple days to finally catch on to that one

[@dionnefycf799]

I’ll never get tired of hearing ricky ask someone new to go look for a sky hook and a pipe stretcher

[@ML-dk7bf]

The funny thing is, the Sky Hook is an actual product now, their decent size cranes. I've read at least one story, where a guy was told to get a sky hook, calls up the crane rental company, and a $6000 a day crane with operator showed up the next morning.

[@dionnefycf799]

@@ML-dk7bf well that’s an unfortunate and costly jokes joke that backfired🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cheesyminer]

I recently got one of our new guys with the sky hook. He went into the shop to look for it, disappeared into the office for a few minutes, came out with two of the salesmen and the ops manager, and KEPT LOOKING. One of the salesmen asked if I was messing with him or if it was a nickname I have to a tool. I told him I was messing with him and we all watched as that boy continued looking for it for another five minutes. I have never been so happy to be cussed at. That was a good laugh.

[@ML-dk7bf]

Be careful, Sky Hooks exist now, and you may end up with a $6000 bill if your apprentice ends up renting one.

[@scurvofpcp]

I always fell for all the hazing jokes, sometimes it look me like a week to get it while I'm there chilling listening to tunes while 'falling' for it.

[@bowlnow824]

We need some part 2 to these cliff hangers you come up with. This one is too funny!

[@chrisbeaty309]

I work in an envelope factory and I always send the new guys to get a "paper stretcher".😂😂😂

[@louplays9544]

Just a reminder you have to fill out your ID10T form.

[@briantolbert2970]

I love you "guys", you tell it how it really is at work.😂

[@thatgrumpyvet]

When I was in the military, we used to send the new guy to get K-9 Pee lube from the cop shop. You know, because they had working dogs. They used to help with the joke. Also, the ID 10 Tango form, that’s a classic.

[@andrewkoehn6619]

Ever send the new guy to a squad leader to get a prickE6?

[@mikegoodman447]

We sent the new guy after wd40, PDQ, and K9P. The shops actually tried to find the stuff when an old timer called and asked what color.. I told him most dog Pee was yellow but we would just take what you got.

[@GaCracker69]

Telling the FNG private...head over to supply for a box of grid squares and chemlight batteries. After that report to the motor pool and get with the mechanics to check the armor for soft spots.😄 Good Times.

[@thatgrumpyvet]

We used to have them get exhaust samples, left handed crescent wrenches and all sorts of other stuff. Those were just the best ones.

[@nickmaclachlan5178]

When I worked Tool Issue centre on a Helicopter shore squadron in the Navy, youngsters used to come in on the search for K9P...... We used to mix up this disgusting smelling concoction out of MEK (Methyl Ethyl Ketone - Really frickin' dangerous stuff, but we didn't know that at the time) some yellow jointing compound and some other bits n bobs and send them on their way. The look on some of their faces when we told them to give it a good sniff! Funny at the time, but I wouldn't be surprised if someone ended with cancer from that shit. I know it would clear a head cold out of your sinuses in an instant.

[@randytucker3083]

This is genius. Best acting award goes to.... 6th floor, we're doing dirt work....kills me....

[@milldawgj9598]

I’m dead! The funniest shit on the internet. I remember way back when before cordless power tools when I was a young Buck. I got sent for a pipe stretcher and a sky hook and I already knew what is was I came up with grandfathers and uncles in the trades. I took the opportunity to goof off all day. Then I got in trouble for our smarting the old hands. My personal favorite is sending them to the tool room for some STring.

[@earthling01]

Years ago as a young buck at first duty station working in motor pool, I was told to get blinker fluid. Motor pool Sargeant told me that first i would need to bring him a TR double E first, so that whole morning not much got done, but a lot of laughs as others added on other important tasks like glow plug extenders! 😂 ahh...good times!

[@stagalgiz1097]

That's a good one changing winter air to spring air.... Why didn't I think of this?

[@andyreid7274]

While working at a power house one year, we convinced an apprentice that a welding rod warmer was to keep our wire pulling soap from freezing. He took all the rod out and dumped a 5 gallon bucket of yellow 77 in there. The boilermakers were pissed! Valuable lesson learned that day for him.😂

[@kunger9020]

Don't forget to buy a left handed screwdriver, and remember it works backwards to a right handed screwdriver.

[@donnaleeah5075]

Cruel but video worthy

[@dennis4218]

My first job the forklift driver pulled up to me and was in a hurry but was having "problems" with the hydraulics on the forklift so he told me to hurry up and run back to the tool room and get a bottle of hydraulic air for him. I ran so fast to look like a fool.😂

[@MelodysMakeOvers]

😂😂😂😂 I just love you and your characters! I would LOVE to work a job with y’all… the real AND the pretend! 😂😂

[@xxrighttwixx1253]

The new guy😂😂 the guy we never knew we needed.

[@aarontrego643]

The good ol pipe stretchers😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jesterdescending8494]

Had a new guy looking all over the site one day. His journeyman sent him to us, thinking he could trust us he asked if they were fucking with him, we told him no and that last we saw it another journeyman had it, who then sent him to another guy. When he saw us again we died laughing. He questioned everything he was sent to find afterwards 😂.

[@pieheadthemainiac5480]

😂😂 this was one of the best I actually heard a friend tell a new guy about the pipe stretcher😂😂 I lost it then and if I was drinking anything it would’ve been all over my work station by now.😂

[@Weez-2_The-Beez]

I once was working a roofing job and the foreman told me to go in the back of his truck and get the plank stretcher and I brought him back some sawhorses… You should’ve seen the look on his face when he realized that I already knew that he was fucking with me and I came back at him with a little fucking smartness of my own 😂 Needless to say from that point on we got along great and whenever he asked me to do something like that again I would always assign that job to one of the other new guys and see how long it took for them to catch on and we were just sitting back laughing the entire time

[@pamgaskins7177]

Amen..Listen to the older people they have lived through the stuff y'all just starting to learn.

[@RealLifeSnowWhite]

I just recently found this amazing channel through FB Reels and I swear I haven’t laughed so much in my life until this channel. I end up in tears every time. Thank you for all of the laughs and great uploads!!!

[@mimcduffee86]

"It was either him changing air in the tires or me catching a felony charge. I think I made the right decision." XD

[@robertadams5437]

Ok. OK. OK. Look. I've already listened to several of these hyer videos, awright. But when Ricky said "We're doing dirt work, where the hell is he going?" I laughed so loud downstairs I woke up my wife from her nap upstairs!! That was awesome!

[@TerrenceMcGinnis]

Reminds me of the first few days of being an aircraft maintainer for the Air Force. Checking out a foot of runway or keys to the jet. Heh. Good times.

[@2004RADMAN]

When i was a assistant manager at MCDONALD'S i would have the new person go look for the sesame seeds to put on the regular buns. It almost always worked.

[@deathbyspeed2]

Real talk I fell for the sky hook. I worked for a lumber company and we would fell and peel poles for utility purposes annnnnd well my lead sent me to the OWNERS office to ask for the skyhook. The owner looked me dead in the face and said boy the ain't used the sky hook since the 80s hahahaha. I was so embarrassed but learned a valuable lesson. DONT TRUST ANYONE 😂😂😂😂

[@julianmiera5885]

I worked for The Board of Waterworks, doing ground maintenance and cleaning out the ponds(4 football field sized ponds). Had one of the co-workers on my 2nd day of working, ask me to go grab the hose stretcher from the supervisor at the top ridge on the other side of the pond... little did i know... the look on the supervisors face was priceless

[@cwalser544]

Love this guy. He is great at feeling what we all feel.

[@iridiumhydrogen8420]

Should have asked him if he had his ba-11s on him too ! 😆

[@daltonmcmaster3489]

The only experience ive had in construction was I was always a mechanic. So their tricks never worked on me. But every new guy needs to roll start a demo saw. It's always fun to watch

[@intotheaether9022]

Damn, does Roscoe have a new girl? He got his beard game looking a lot better now, who's he trying to impress?

[@420BulletSponge]

Ah, this brings back fond flight deck memories of sending the new guys to pri-fly for the keys to the F-14's or to the bosun's locker for 50' of shot line.

[@thomaslex3786]

I had one of our maintenance guys look for a pipe stretcher.... when he couldn't find it, I told him that they are by the wood and conduit stretchers 😂

[@IloveRoblox215]

This man is hilarious! He said we’re working in the dirt where the fuck is he going! 😂

[@jasoneastland9595]

Love Roscoe's new look. When i started welding, i had a guy send me to the tool room for weld dissolve. I left. Came back a few min later with a can of water. Told him just let the weld soak, might take a bit but it will dissolve.

[@raginkajun199]

We told the new guy can to grab a can of porosity out the dog house. (A can of coke with sand in it) Then we told him to sprinkle it on the weld as the welder was welding. Good times ensued.

[@jasoneastland9595]

@@raginkajun199 I can only imagine what the welder thought...Had a guy tell me he could do a weld without putting any air in it. As he started welding I took a deep breath and got real close and blew into the arc. Got a little red on the face but well worth it when he lifted his hood and I said I see air.

[@Redneck_Republic]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard in my life!

[@daniel-is6zf]

Mate I cannot thankyou more for these I reallllllyyyy needed it... Thankyou!!!

[@chrisjones9460]

😂🤣 for us sparkys it was a wire stretcher and a rabbit gun. The rabbit gun is a real thing, just a slang name for it!! IYKYK

[@leeshaver7825]

When I drove a tow truck we had a new guy he came up to me and said that the air seat in his truck was squeaking I told him to run over and ask the mechanic for some air seat grease and if he didn't have any to run over to Napa and get it from them😂

[@myronbyrd9104]

That was the best 4mins and 40 seconds of my Day!!! Roscoe I'm now a Follower of your work for life

[@KriegBear72]

Jesus roscoe went from shade of gray to snow white, loving it

[@samschneider9524]

I gotta say this One. definitely had me Rollin more than just normal funny shit.

[@andrewprice1774]

daddy(grandfather) was a carpenter and builder and every great now, and then he would take me to work with him mostly to pick up trash when I was out of on summer break but one day he sent me to the truck to get a "board stretcher" .. I looked and looked.. I came back to him, and he had a smile on his face! It was several years before he told me there wasn't such a thing!!!😅 He was a tough man who hammered his way through a heart attack without realizing it... took a break,drink a Pepsi-Cola and a goodies powder and went back to work!!!

[@TheSkydogsguitar]

In 1980 at my summer job at a distribution center, I was sent by the old hands into the tire room to find the trailer stretcher when the load was near the back door and we needed two more pallet spaces.... In my defense, I was 15 years old....

[@lancew1168]

I love that ID-10-T form.

[@CloudHindlen]

Oh man that never gets old. 😂

[@kickinsmurfs423]

Pipe stretcher is one of the oldest yet solid pranks for new guys 😂

[@majinvegeta9280]

"We are all born ignorant but one must work hard to remain stupid" I think Ben Franklin said that

[@jplewis9446]

Bwahaha. Good ol pipe stretcher. Gets em everytime

[@jeraldbegay4489]

Time for winter air don't forget the board streacher.😁🤪

[@DavidRodriguez-rr7rh]

Oh my goodness!! 😂😆🤣 Winter air😂

[@northwestarizona8542]

Reminds me of my husband's military days. The new Airmen going to each hanger asking for Fifty Feet of Flight Line😂😊

[@mikemcvay2965]

1st thing absolutely LOVE YOUR VIDEOS, MAKES MY DAY... 2nd these videos give me soooooo SOOOOO many ideas....

[@marksoward2953]

About peed my pants when Ricky said I can understand the 6th floor thing....has😂😂😂😅 that's great

[@mikemitchell9157]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 go find the block stretcher my boy we cant start tomorrow morning without it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SomeOne-Avatar]

That is SOOOO messed up it's funny LMAO!!!🤣😂🤣

[@freebird97hd]

I honestly thought Roscoe was a different person for the first year I watched your videos. Very good filter and acting voice.

[@American_trucker12]

With the amount of damage Ricky does and the amount of paperwork. The Boss does I wouldn't be surprised wouldn't if they get sued every other week.😂😂😂

[@michealdoyle9878]

Gotta love the new man!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-ih5iw5by4n]

Ricky...don't fuck with him😂❤

[@markygreen8829]

Best one yet🎉😂❤

[@James-929]

I love this !!

[@ErockerisDerlargcock]

This is the funniest one so far

[@BuiltOut]

ID 10T form, sky hook, pipe stretcher.. classics😂

[@thunderjet4294]

Bro can you do 1 where the new guy is a prior Marine that could get funny

[@MrPyro052180]

50 feet of shore line here we go

[@thunderjet4294]

@@MrPyro052180 also this guy must be quick and whitty with an attitude to go toe to toe with Rickey

[@Fausto_4841]

you really want a civilian to make humor for marines? you sure your egos can handle how stupid we think some of u guys are?

[@tiffanyfrontz7222]

I love Ricky. He's so funny 😂

[@robertrickman3531]

"We're doin' Dirt Work! Where the Fck! is He goin..?" GOLD!

[@jessemilstead810]

This video is so great !!

[@turo669]

Ricky got me…🤣😂🤣😂

[@sabastianleisek396]

I love that "Where the F**k is he goin" at the end.

[@jesusstout7450]

Great video. Needed the laugh 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂

[@richardharvey8939]

Great roscoe reminds me of a younger Kenny Rogers. Now we need a Dolly to sing islands in the stream.

[@mikedupont6958]

Thank you for your videos 😂

[@SaltyNationalist]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Jesus..... Ricky's gonna be havin fun with the new guy for awhile.. Lmao

[@knight-klub8750]

Pipe stretcher!!! We got a guy at work with a board stretcher once. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@roberthossler7282]

this man is a genius I love this

[@44punisherable]

Dude was walking to any building with at least six floors just to find Ricky to ask him they don't have pipe stretchers

[@guitarist4485]

Lmao always making my day bro