CAN YOU PASS THIS ULTIMATE CSI TEST? | S03E11 | RIDDLE ME THIS

[@LunaMapping_KR]

Lmao Jan itor

[@rovanmoya2389]

I knew I wasn't the only one who noticed it

[@FrecklysetPlayz30]

J a n i t o r

[@bi345]

i was about to comment that lol

[@caca8367]

It took me a while to get it while I was watching it and I was like oh

[@midnight_phantomeclipse6882]

XD

[@rynn_crdm]

#ExpertSolver The year is 2077, the technolgy has advanced to a level where humans and machine merged, mechanical body enhancemants are as common as tattoos. Despite the huge technological advance, not all places are exactly safe, places like Night City still one of the most violent places in the world. A detective named "V" was called to investigate a case in the city: last night a TV Show star was murderd 3 hours after another party she had in her fancy apartment on the 20th floor of a building, so V went to the building where the victim lived to get some clues or maybe some answers. Unfortunately the security camera system was on maintenance that day, and that's why V was called. The doorman-bot, which has all the informations about who entered and exited the building and elevators, informed that by the end of the party, after all the guests has left, no one used the elevator to/from the 20th floor. So V knew the assassin was on the 20th floor, and questioned the neighbors who lived on that floor if they heard something strange last night. The first neighbor, a vintage looking man answered "I didn't hear anything, every night I take pills for sleeping, since I have insomnia. I wouldn't wake up even if someone breach my door". The second neighbor, an ex-special forces agent with a cyber-arm upgrade answered "Uhh... I-I don't know, because of my job as a special force agent I have done terrible things, those things I've done messed with my mind! Sometimes at night when trying to sleep, I hear things, I even have been hallucinating. A few days ago I woke up pointing my gun to the window in the middle of the night! Hmmm Hmmm... I mean, sorry but I can't even tell if I actually heard anything or if I was hallucinating.". When V knocked the door of the adjacent apartment to the victim's, V was attended by a couple of body modification fanatics who have their bodies almost totally converted into machine, and they told V "Sorry, we didn't hear anything, we were sleeping at that time of night, after a long day of work me and my wife were so exhausted, so we went to bed earlier. Believe us, we are very attentive to noises since we have some hearing upgrades, if we heard anything we would immediatly call the police.". And the last neighbor, a vain young woman said "All I heard that night was the disturbing noises her party was making, I couldn't even sleep! Do you know how bad is it for my appearence!? I bet that envious was doing it just because I'm prettier than her. Who did she think she was to do this to me?". So, who was the murderer of that poor woman? The answer is: The couple of the third apartment, After questioning them, V immediatly knew who was the murderer, but even so, he questioned the last neighbor just in case. And why V knew it? Well, the answer is: They never sleep, their bodies are almost 100% machine, they have a plenty of ways to obtain energy and make their bodies maintance with no need to sleep, they could just recharge their batteries on a power plug, thats one of the main reasons those kind of people do these body customizations. They probably killed her because of the frequent loud parties, since they have really sensitive hearing, it may be disturbing for them. note: it would be great if the storyteller say things like "looks like V is very observer" (is observer the right word? dunno), because it's kinda strange to highlight the people traits and details like this. Thats my story. And yes, it's a reference to Cyberpunk 2077, so maybe something has to be changed for copyright reasons (don't know what or if so) even thought I dont think generic names like "Night City" could be claimed. If its too long it's ok to reduce it, or even change the question from "who killed the woman?" to "why did V knew it?" so "They never sleep" would be the direct answer (obviously the infromation of who was the murderer would have to be given at the end of the story if thats the case). Also, sorry for any possible language mistakes, english is not my first language. If you wanna make the riddle even less obvious, just cut off the part in which they talk about hearing upgrades, because people could think this is the reason and accuse them. Well, the video was posted like 8 hours ago, guess it's still time for them to see it. I really hope they see this story, and if you enjoyed it click like and leave a comment (even a sugestion of something that could be changed) so they could easily see it.

[@neverg0n]

Oh that's long

[@rynn_crdm]

+oh no, yeah Ikr. the introduction (1st paragraph) can be cut out, some other parts can be reduced (such as talk lines and descriptions) and i've seen some riddles as long as this one in some other EPs, so I think it could work, but I don't think they'd chose it :]

[@candraschatz9623]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@kabpab1530]

V from devil may cry 5 or l but the letter changed l from death note

[@rynn_crdm]

Wow it got 30 likes, last time I checked it was 4 xD. I just made some changes that make the riddle less obvious and a little more "realistic". It has already been 4 months since the video was posted and I haven't seen any riddle in which "they never sleep" is the answer, so it may still have some chance for them to choose it, or maybe they just threw all these ideas away.

[@wanemhang2755]

Wait he was gay

[@frankie6510]

Yea im confused too

[@Sophia-fc5mu]

Darken_Love IN LOVE yeah

[@memesandstuffso]

Lunskawesome Gaming17 what’s wrong with that? Y r u confused?

[@franziska9260]

@@memesandstuffso the voice that screamed sounded female to me, that's why I'm confused that it was a boyfriend. Not hating, though, just confused

[@memesandstuffso]

Franchesca Mia oh lol I didn’t have sound on, yeah that’s weird

[@aditee3]

3:12 It's not the same for every drowning case. Forensic Medicine says there are 2 types of drowning, the dry drowning in cold icy waters (where trachea closes due to sudden vasospasm from the low temperature) and the lungs are dry, which is also called paradoxical drowning. The wet drowning is the most common one which occurs in most cases where the lungs are filled with water in post mortem finding. "Exceptions are never the rule."

[@stefanetienney2666]

There’s a difference between strangulation and suffocation

[@youtubedraxxwell7888]

A possum was found dead. Time of death was 12.14 in the morning, stabbed with a blah blah. Blah blah blah... You know what? That’s not important. There were three suspects: The bat, the wolf and the chipmunk. The bat said he was sleeping. The wolf said he was on a date, and the chipmunk said he was driving to Louisiana for a business opportunity. Who killed the possum? Answer: The bat. THEY NEVER SLEEP at night because they are nocturnal.

[@angelita_.__590]

Damn it! I forgot 12.14 as in A.M not P.M

[@pajuniiranen9504]

Bats never sleep in the night, but I dont think that chipmunks drive to Louisiana for businessmeatings either...

[@pongojongo575]

Wait, i dont get it, u said its in the morning but bats sleep in the mornings and wake up at night, so how can the bat kill the possum when hes asleep? Or am i just too dumb to get the riddle ??

[@angelita_.__590]

@@pongojongo575 12.14 AM is still considered midnight it just changes the name from night to morning because it is technically morning and no, you're not dumb don't be so hard on yourself :D

[@gordanaboskovic709]

Seriously? You used cast of Riverdale for your second riddle? 😂😂

[@loganreads90]

That explains why is that reference went over my head!

[@toffeetoast6321]

😂😂 Hello fandom!

[@unagi7143]

*who eats seagulls...*

[@toffeetoast6321]

Apparently riddle me this.....

[@lilijennings7316]

I think Seagulls are like a running gag on Riddle Me This.

[@becrichardson465]

Woahwoahwoah the trachea relaxing happens after about 1-2 minutes, not multiple hours! Your body's main objective is to not die, right? So holding your breath for a couple of hours would probably not be something your body would normally do unless forced to by an outside force. And besides, I don't think anyone could flex a muscle for more than around 30 min. Before having to relax it again.

[@ducktorical6085]

Also 5:46 if he was allergic to all metals other than why was he drinking from an ALUMINUM can

[@toffeetoast6321]

Tea

[@cindysalinas3500]

Thought the same!

[@Nice_spot]

The Riverdale references I just can’t 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@toffeetoast6321]

Hello fandom

[@savannah1157]

One day at the zoo,Robbie the caretaker was cleaning. She makes sure she locks the door and shuts the lights off every day before leaving the zoo. One day, Cheryl found out that Robbie was acting weird and didn’t shut the lights off ,but she locked the doors. Cheryl being sneaky decided to put a camera on the Elephant. They found out she was stealing money from the zoo!! How did they see all the footage?? The Elephant, they never sleep so the Elephant all day and all night got the footage of her steeling

[@blackfox6929]

Boss-hi *shakes hand*what is your name? The Janitor-Jan Itor the rea- Boss-say no more I have the prefect job for you Grandkid - so that’s how you became janitor grandpa? The janitor-yes and I have never missed a day

[@Chananasplit]

You and your husband took a winter vacation to a town you'd never been to before. You awake one morning to find your husband/wife dead. You immediately call the police, the crime scene investigator tells you that they died some time during the hours of 1 and 3, Hoping to sniff out the culprit, (being a detective helps) you volunteer to help with the case. You interrogate 4 suspects that were around the time of the murder. The Hotel receptionist, tells you that she was on night duty, only left to use the restroom, and could clearly be seen be the security cameras, although she does admit to falling asleep about 11 PM. The cleaning guy Bill, you per sieve is a little out of his head, because he swears that he heard a werewolf in the hall. He finishes by saying he went of duty at about 1 AM. The Doctor that is in the next room to you is deaf so you have to communicate using sign language. She says that she went to bed about 3 AM, and that she was staying in the hotel due to renovations in her home. You ask if Bill the cleaning guy is okay, and you tell her about the werewolves. She says that yes, werewolves did exist in the area at one point but not anymore because, scientists in the area had developed a vaccine, and the event had almost been forgotten. Who killed your spouse? Answer: You did! Because of never having been there, you and your spouse didn't get the vaccine to protect against turning into a werewolf. As the full moon rose, you turned into a werewolf and killed your spouse in their sleep. Because werewolves are nocturnal and never sleep, at least when everyone else does. The Receptionist didn't hear anything because she fell asleep to soon. The Doctor didn't hear you because she is deaf, and the cleaning guy Bill did hear you, at the time you just thought he was crazy.

[@nathanantonio3502]

Owls: "they don't sleep" only in the daylight owls will sleep

[@Frost-Kris]

Jan Itor = Janitor Nice one.

[@Zarai_Numbers]

When you wash your hands, you touch the sink to turn it on and you touch it to turn it off. So shouldn't the poison still be on the janitor just like it was on Andrews?

[@Mycroft616]

There's been a prison break! ...Or, rather, a zoo break! Several animal pens have been unlocked and many animals escaped! Fortunately, the zoo keepers were able to gather up all of the animals. Except for the Black Crested Gibbons - a critically endangered species this zoo was attempting to help repopulate! Since their arrival, the zoo has been stalked by known poachers. It's possible they're involved in the escape, but there's one problem: the pens can only be unlocked by a zoo employee. Since the staff can't be trusted, you decide to try your new device: The Dolittler. The Dolittler is billed as being able to translate various animal noises into human speech and vice versa, and experiments on neighborhood pets prove it works. However, The Dolittler's settings are very difficult and time consuming to calibrate. Knowing those Gibbons are in grave danger, there's only time to interrogate one species. Logically, the escaped species are the best place to start, but which one? Escapees: The Lions; The Rhinoceroses; The Hyenas; The Giraffes; The Gibbons (currently missing). Answer: The Giraffes. They never sleep, they only nap six times per day for about five minutes per nap. Surely one of them saw who unlocked the pens. #ExpertSolver

[@juliadietrich3584]

I like ur username

[@GiraGiraaa]

@@juliadietrich3584 😂

[@juliadietrich3584]

Nice sherlock Holmes reference

[@emory3676]

Random person: Jan Itor, what is your Job? Jan Itor: Well I- Me: Bruh... Random person: *stares at me* so... Jan Itor: I am a janitor. Random person: I still don't get why you said "Bruh". Me:I quit...

[@deosultex8550]

Finally a channel with original riddles

[@wizardsnake3859]

You deserve way more subs! Keep it up! 😺😺

[@bittersweetbunch]

Pause at 2:26 “His Boyfriend” *AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED THAT THIS MEANS GAYNESS?!?!?!?!*

[@ziyinglim4917]

1:38 They already mentioned that Cole was Andrew's boyfriend. Did it really take you til' 2:26 to figure it out? They literally just told you. 😑

[@Blacklion-uz3wp]

I k n o w

[@solarcypherz]

Gamer Dream yeah and?

[@grahamoldfield2929]

YEP AND ITS FABULOUS

[@mohamedsoudani7047]

Nah i did too

[@potassiumkat207]

2:30 CLEVER

[@toffeetoast6321]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@queenzandra7269]

😂😂😂 why are riddles from this channel so funny?

[@waseemalmokdad1339]

نتن

[@waseemalmokdad1339]

ساريه على خير حمنة

[@rovanmoya2389]

True ahahaha

[@rudichan8941]

“Jan Itor.”Wow, What a great name to named someone.

[@soggytostito]

I thought he choked on the ring

[@dillondebruv8377]

Me too!

[@Sandra-sw1qr]

Did you just use Horatio(from CSI: Miami) and Riverdale's cast?😂 i dont really care tbh because i love them all😂

[@toffeetoast6321]

Wassup Riverdale fandom!

[@triboa]

Jan Itor... Very creative

[@JK-qv1tn]

I always mute these videos cuz its a little distracting how you talk while we guess the answers

[@desgreyskry8792]

2:24 *His boyfriend*

[@morganthe2998]

#ExpertSolver The record for the most sleepless nights is eight. It was set by a student who wanted to see what effects that would have on him. Jake and Gary however, want to make the Guiness Book Of World Records by setting a new one. It had always been their dream; going from rags to riches and becoming the center of attention overnight. They came up with their plan and they set a record of 144 sleepless nights at great ease. How did they manage to do that? Answer: They never sleep at night. They sleep during the day.

[@moonchild302]

1:24 MATT! HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE!!! If you don't watch Eddie or anything than you don't have a clue what I'm talking about

[@solarcypherz]

The boyfriend is still guilty, he put a steel ring that he could easily choke on in the burger, and he pushed a dead body into the ocean!

[@scorpiion_]

The riverdale characters for the riddles I love it

[@bingo_bongoismyname3894]

0:51 what? I thought she drowned? The water is right there!

[@peepo4453]

For the he was already dead it was one of the answers in a different video, was that from a comment of the question?

[@Poly_Hes_Gone]

There was a murder within the forest house, But the forest had a population of only 4 people, The time was 1AM, The name of the victim was Viva, a women, The suspects were all men Suspects: Ben, David and Jave Ben: I didnt know what happened David: Jave never slept Jave: I slept but i hate girls Awnser: Jave, He hates girls and he didnt sleep, David was telling the truth

[@calebcarandang9529]

Jess is an Owner of a Bar, On April 13 Jess was planning to be killed but, the murderer quietly climb the stairs on night but Jess was still alive and the murderer is now on jail, BUT WHY? Answer:She never sleeps she works on a bar that’s why she sleeps late and when the murderer was on her room she wasn’t there because she doesn’t sleep

[@JordanSmith-oz9py]

A lady in in her hotel room... she have been studying the types of birds all day and night... when she started screaming for someone to get out. and the window, She is now the grass. She has fallen through her window. Further investigation is needed and after 10 minutes of searching for clues you find out that it wasn't an accident...the lady was attacked. You find claw marks on her face and hands 5 potential suspects are called and asked what they were doing 10 minutes ago 1) Jennifer = the maid "I was cleaning rooms when i heard her screaming" 2) Bill=her neighbour "I heard her screaming after the maid left my room to go clean tye next room" 3) Adam = her bf " i was in the bedroom when she was looking at the the owls and other animals..i was watching tv before i heard her screaming" 4) bella=the cook "She requested a plant full of meat...cut into bite size peices and when i brang up her meal... i saw her at her window and placed her plant next to her...she was talking to someone..after i left i heard her screaming 5) YOU you were walking to your room after checking in at the hotel desk when you passed the maid from outside someones room you heard a scream from the next couple of rooms Who was it???? It was the owl... The lady was studying the BIRDS and the only nocturnal bird around was an owl. The owl spooked her beacuse owls are preditors and the lady used the meat to feed the owl so it attacked her to get te meat

[@lolno1577]

if he died instantly and it takes hours for your body to shut down and take water in, it had to be a murder if someone kept the body that long and even tried disposing of it in the ocean. I say it was cole the boyfriend

[@-creations-3598]

Okay, I love fish, but I don't like burgers.

[@baileysanders9494]

YYYAAAAAASSSSSS JARCHIEEEEEEEE

[@alyeagacha8319]

But then, if the burger was in the trash and Andrews was underwater How did he die, if it, quote on quote, “Killed him INSTANTLY?!”

[@hilmking1502]

A man is found dead under a tree in a massive forest. HE WAS SQUISHED TO DEATH!! You suspect that the time of his death was around midnight. Four suspects were found around the body- a beaver, a wolf, an owl and a possum. Even though they are adorable and were asleep at the time of death, one of them is a murderer so who did it?! Answer - the beaver, they never sleep because they are nocturnal. It accidentally cut down the tree as the man standing next to it.

[@milakindacool]

Riverdale references lmaoooo

[@kokichiyoursupremeleader.1713]

6:05 #ExpertSolver but who pushed him in the water if he died from the poison

[@kokichiyoursupremeleader.1713]

How did he end up in the water.

[@konomiyu]

*Jan itor* nice ;)

[@nobisuke3008]

Did I just saw Jughead Jones at 1:36 ?

[@FlamboyantToast]

I knew the janitor has to do something with that accident his name(Jan Itor) just sounds so fishy. get it fishy because the riddle was about seaguls

[@rylvox1514]

Omg lol the second riddle is riverdale related

[@_neer_]

I watch this in SNAPCHAT!

[@joshyboy100boy7]

i just realised you used the cast of riverdale

[@ramiabdellahmokrane9442]

I got the first one right but Both other answers didn't make sense to me

[@ducktorical6085]

Vicodin is a type of pain medication

[@eviewixx18]

Aye I saw that Riverdale cast reference

[@toffeetoast6321]

Hia fandom 👋 😂

[@kivash1756]

If he took a bite of the burger in the resteraut, why did he fall in the water?

[@weckar]

Wait, how'd he end up in the water then?

[@weirdoweaboo4444]

1:28? Riverdale!

[@RandomNulls]

Wait so he died accidentally instantly and then his fiancé decided to chuck him in the water and say he slipped

[@vanellaaaham4590]

riverdale reference 👏

[@toffeetoast6321]

Hello fandom 👋

[@gose8776182]

So wait…. How did water end up in his lungs then?

[@infamous2163]

So we not gonna talk about who threw him into the ocean?

[@herlymcnuggi4834]

Cute Andrew x Cole

[@toffeetoast6321]

R👏I👏V👏E👏R👏D👏A👏L👏E

[@code3577]

HOW THE HELL DID I GUESS THE FIRST ONE RIGHT I said Its probaly the ban to suffercat (know spelled wrong) PLUS I WAS JOKING

[@duckyshoeashvlogz5975]

Conclusion:So jan itor is the killer!

[@lukesmith-zp6ic]

But it said he must have been dead for hours so how does that work

[@zedd_1542]

The bag

[@butterscotch4aj413]

Anybody else took 10 seconds to answer the first question 😂😂

[@doglover-rx8zg]

They went to their friends party they stayed there until 12:00 yet when there friend woke up they won't sleeping why

[@rockyd9550]

Hi

[@elle_roy1443]

Who threw him in the water though?

[@captnskyhook6788]

Ok but if he died instantly after taking a bite out of the burger how did he end up in the ocean

[@mariahcarter8267]

Why did the people from the first riddle look like the people from ncis

[@cheesyboi5282]

How did they die? They never sleep

[@fluken5756]

A couple was murdered in a hotel room.You take a look at the crime scene and immediately know that there was someone else that lived in that room.Why? Ans:They never sleep.

[@---wv4ul]

I see what you did in the second riddle...

[@-0__________________________0-]

well actually it's one minute:P

[@delanymichael]

The BAG

[@stephaniel9545]

CSI Miami, NCIS, Riverdale,

[@delanymichael]

Knew it

[@aaronrandles2507]

but if he was allergic to all other metqls how did he have a pepsi can?

[@rubypatriciamaronilla6491]

shit up when it’s counting down

[@NathanBenson6]

Riddle me this and their seagull burgers

[@zeroenna311]

This was stupid if it was an “ accident “ and was already dead before hitting the water how the fck carry the dead body to the deck !

[@hinova6004]

What did some boi use rat posion anyway

[@loganreads90]

Ncis and CSI.

[@dayday8889]

88 viewer 7 like and 3 COMMENTER

[@deathandburial]

Early squad

[@janessahedrick6696]

And that’s why u never put bas on ur head kids

[@thatlampsouce6136]

Can u say they dont sleep

[@k.c.4514]

Glad they included a gay couple in this

[@rosalielupera9818]

Jan itor the janitor

[@Silverthemystic]

This is a repeat 👀 and big fishy burger is Riverdale

[@randomcommenterheredontmin4390]

jan itor the janitorcLOL

[@Sophia-fc5mu]

He’s dating a boy

[@tribezondy]

The pills

[@hassevenken1370]

First

[@holychair]

Riverdale lol

[@KiwiSnidvongs]

18th comment

[@choosethecharactersfategac5500]

So Andrews and Cole are both men and they say the are boyfriends so they are.... gay?