YTP - Cupid's Translation Abomination

(Of course this gets a copyright check.) Parody of Fifty Fifty Cupid and boy am I lucky all the right parts existed for me to be able to make this. Misheard lyrics have officially gone too far. Thank you CS188 for the inspiration through Oppa Goddamn Style.
Please tell me your favorite part in the comments.

[@jackaltwinky77]

This was beautiful

[@angusmuir6180]

RIP Sonic, didn't even get any soggy bread. :(

[@TocaBoyHatesNovelas_123]

Never eat, soggy waffles

[@Brus-.19]

Le puso esa cancion a mi hermano que le gusta el k-pop y se enojo conmigo, pero fue epico su rabieta