RiffTrax: Suburban Sasquatch - Part 2

[@HaintblueRee]

The “police car” being thrown ended me

[@erikallen863]

Every time the bigfoot made "growling" noises I thought it was one of them making fun of the growling noises and not the actual sound effects.

[@CrAzYpotpie]

You give the movie way too much credit.

[@HaintblueRee]

Sounds like someone’s stomach was upset or processing food 😆😆😆😆

[@BGNOLA]

I'd never thought I'd laugh at a scene of a dog being killed, but Suburban Sasquatch broke me.

[@elegantdisarray]

He just kept ripping it up, like a piece of paper 😂

[@BGNOLA]

@@elegantdisarray it looked like a stuffed toy you'd get out of a claw machine.

[@CaptainPlainJaneway]

They're releasing this piecemeal for our safety. Only trained professionals can take Suburban Sasquatch all in one go.

[@Hugh839]

Or they're monsters, prolonging our torment...

[@D3R3LICTRECORDS]

I'm good with that logic.

[@mjjoe76]

The special effects in _Feeders_ were amazing and timeless by comparison.

[@SpringOnion567]

14:30 It is well known that ancient Ameri-Indian warriors wore ceremonial mini-skirts when hunting Forrest Demons threatening new housing developments.

[@CrAzYpotpie]

Please, don't criticize the one good part about this movie! Hatchi machi, that's one fine woman!

[@Worldswerth]

Quoth the Sasquatch “rar-rar-rar, rar-rar-rar”

[@TomMSTie1138]

Yes, but don't forget his classic, "rar-rar-rar, rar-rar-rar."

[@michaeljones9301]

Sounds like a car trying to start.

[@marcherwitch9811]

rifftrax merch idea

[@wickedmuffin76]

@@michaeljones9301 I think the Sasquatch is flooded.

[@CarlosMolina-o7z]

I like the defeated sigh noise it makes every time it exits a scene.

[@Olinlb]

"-my job of resembling Bartolo Colón" 😂😂

[@SkolneyVikings]

Justice for Muffy

[@dangervais2871]

Sasquatch sounds like they used a broken garbage disposal to record his growling, so creative points there!

[@docthemetalfreak]

this movie makes Birdemic look like Gone With The Wind

[@Vscustomprinting]

5:16 hey no fair, how come Sasquatch gets to leave the movie and we dont.. Guess thats just the power of squach for ya

[@davidwalter2002]

We should all thank Bill, Mike, and Kevin for taking one for the rest of us by watching this movie in the first place. They're the only thing that makes it watchable now.

[@diabloshadow12]

When he pokes him at 1:25 there's already a fingerprint on his shirt.

[@Monsoonasaurus]

Oh no, I still haven’t gotten over the first one! 😂

[@Tim_the_Enchanter]

He's coming right at us! Quick! Thin out his numbers!

[@Ryan-k9w]

"This would make a fun back scratcher."...😂

[@QuestionEverything79]

Not that I mind but Rifftrax going for the max engagement releasing in parts

[@abitofabitofabit4404]

A leg here, a hand there...

[@michaeljones9301]

@@abitofabitofabit4404 raar....aarr.....umph....raaar. raa... Sound that will haunt my dreams. .chills

[@SpringOnion567]

Actors clearly being hired on the spot and filmed in whatever they wore to the audition. To cut production corners, they even incorporated some dry rehearsals and auditions.

[@mama_verse]

I like how ppl keep acting like the 28 year old "Rick" character is a kid

[@scottmiller2591]

It's good to see Mike in a movie.

[@danielboone8435]

Does this sasquatch commute to work or what? Why'd he have to move to the suburbs?

[@ajs3994]

Maybe the suburbs came to sasquatch.

[@danielboone8435]

@@ajs3994 you're not going to get a house built around a full grown 'squatch.

[@mjjoe76]

Sasquatch started working remotely in 2020 and decided to move out of the city to reduce his cost of living.

[@CarlosMolina-o7z]

I think sasquatch grew tired of the cultural stigma of living in backwoods America and attempted to reinvent himself in suburban America. Just a midlife crisis.

[@Nightweaver1]

I still cannot imagine how an editor sat down when this was finished and ready for print and said, "Yep, looks good to me."

[@ChampionElCid]

Bold of you to assume they had an editor.

[@glenlarsen8496]

Little known fact :The ticket for this "movie" could be used as a coupon for 1 free hour at your local psychiatrists office

[@mjjoe76]

Someone once left 2 tickets to this movie visible in their parked car. Somebody broke into the car and left 2 more tickets.

[@mansquatch7433]

😂😂😂

[@geoentronecromancer]

8:43 "Her eye....so much yellow matter custard...." That riff never fails to make me laugh. XD

[@joshuablack8221]

12:40 “I can’t s**t!” 😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀

[@markiangooley]

Look, I have tape on my shirt, so I’m enforcing the law in this town!

[@bjnowak]

I’ve been watching these guys for 30 years (well Murphy that long) and this 2 episodes so far have made me laugh out loud so many times. Thank you!

[@MST3Kfan1]

The tape 0:19 on the uniforms slay me every time.

[@darrenrunning5415]

So, wait, did the Sasquatch somehow teleport itself in front of the patrol car?

[@DevlinDomini]

Taking a break from the Foreverathon to catch another gem here. Love it. 💚

[@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal]

God may not use phones all the time? I've been waiting for Him to call me for years, dagnabbit! 😤

[@sleepyhollow783]

No phones, but HE did have a long love letter written up. Sixty-six books worth.😊

[@CrAzYpotpie]

​@@sleepyhollow783I like the parts about stoning unruly children, not eating shellfish or wearing mixed fabric, and the parts that talk about how I should treat my slaves. Great love letter. 🙄

[@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal]

​Well...erm...God loves in mysterious ways? ^_^;

[@CrAzYpotpie]

@@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal Theist's brains work in mysterious ways for them to look at pure misery in the world with deformed babies, starving children, and kids being shredded to pieces at war and replying, "well, my good and perfect God works in mysterious ways! That should absolve me of having to answer anything else or accept reality while acting like I am the right and just one!" Absolutely embarrassing and pathetic.

[@CrAzYpotpie]

@@NobodyDrinksFromMyGal Theist's brains work in mysterious ways for them to look at pure misery in the world with deformed babies, starving children, and kids being shredded to pieces at war and replying, "well, God works in mysterious ways! That should absolve me of having to answer anything else or accept reality while acting like I am the right and just one!"

[@markiangooley]

I want to voice a Sasquatch in a movie. It’s so easy!

[@The_drone_viking]

When he pulled his dead’s wife picture from his desk drawer, I started crying. Losing someone like that, then it happens again, that man is been through hell, and yet his strength allows him to persevere. God grant him the peace he’s searching for

[@CarlosMolina-o7z]

I know, right! The director takes his time tenderly displaying the heart wrenching emotional progression of this grieving character.

[@tfmaster96]

good to see the director of swamp zombies!!! still managed to get work, after.

[@SAKtime1]

Those cop hats, where did they find those?

[@tuckerbowen4626]

8:30 this just became Kristi Noem's favorite movie

[@johnpendarvis7885]

Thanks very much for the dopey political insert, Sparky.

[@tuckerbowen4626]

@@johnpendarvis7885 so we're still doing that thing where we call it "political" instead of "basic human decency"? Ok then.

[@KairuHakubi]

The references are strong here. I particularly love the double joke of a dog being pulled apart and a reference to 'Wishbone' 12:40 wait, so they can say it, but you can't? or is this like that one South Park episode, where you can say it as an interjection, but not as a literal noun or verb.

[@jean-lucpicard5510]

So sasquatch have cloaking abilities now?

[@Humongous420]

How the hell did I miss part 1? Didn't even know there was a part two

[@CrAzYpotpie]

What you just said doesn't make sense.

[@Humongous420]

@@CrAzYpotpie smoke some more crack

[@gregarioustumours2397]

Same movie cut up into 4 parts derp

[@Humongous420]

@@gregarioustumours2397 it's called a joke...depr for brains

[@sandydee8003]

How long did this play “in a theater near me?”

[@captaindunsel2048]

The suburbs have no charms to soothe the restless dreams of sasquatch.

[@The_drone_viking]

The way she eat that hotdog, mmmmm, mmmm, mmmm

[@Oppeldeldoc1]

1:25 reminds me of that great MST3K joke, "Again with the finger!" (from The Sunshine Boys).

[@gregarioustumours2397]

8:49 🤣🤣🤣

[@alanholyhead1352]

Brilliant🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CreepyPersonCube.]

8:26 I know it's a minor thing but you can see this isn't the first take. Nobody cared enough, or was smart enough, to rake the leaves back. Or even move the camera to one side, to an untouched section. Really,, really sad.

[@Vscustomprinting]

I love riff trax and rifftrax cereal!

[@georgelequin5070]

More movies like this please!

[@notbanksy8294]

Drugs are like that!!

[@GorbixElite01]

Two giant bulleyes on ?his? Chest and she can't hit either.

[@markiangooley]

Too much Thunderbird can mess up your aim!

[@SpringOnion567]

13:19 is Bigfoot on a skateboard?

[@kingfish4575]

Wait, isn't this a Brad Jones picture???😂😂😂

[@racheledwards2352]

1:54-- PA license plate, really?! This POS was made in Pennsylvania, ugh

[@mjjoe76]

I am waiting for someone to use the word “yinz” in this movie.

[@DragonMaiden77]

Nothing good comes from Pennsylvania. As a resident, I know.

[@ChampionElCid]

Wait! So it really is a suburban town in North East America

[@iantru9929]

did Tommy Wiszo direct this movie?

[@bmeclipse]

“Did you see that?” “Was it a hot dog? I love hot dogs.”

[@hutchhutchison4912]

Thanks for sharing this beaut!!! ✌❤🤘

[@PhilBagels]

"Hey, let's pull a prank on that idiot reporter guy! We'll call him up and tell him to come to this crime scene, but then order him not to report on it!"

[@ZeroArmour]

Okay. So they call the guy to the crime scene only to tell him to go away?

[@johnyoder9302]

Did you ever notice the sign on the police desk, they charger $25.00 for reporting accidents and incidents.? As a constitutional auditor, they do not attach a local, state, or federal statute number. Any criticisms or responses are most definitely welcome.

[@ZeacorZeppelin]

As I write this, what horrors await us? 😲 😮

[@TomMSTie1138]

NGL, when I saw Part 2, I thought it was a sequel.😮

[@joshuablack8221]

Pay better attention 😂

[@glenlarsen8496]

So when was this shown at Cannes film festival?

[@mjjoe76]

After the festival was over and everyone had left.

[@The_drone_viking]

It won all the awards

[@ovidsomni5618]

so when you release all the parts are we gonna get a full movie release?

[@PhilBagels]

The sasquatch killed the dog! Apparently, he never saw John Wick.

[@Jagerbomber]

Does anyone else not care that Muffy from Arthur was shredded to pieces?

[@DunmoresMovieMania]

*How is everyone on the same level of non-acting ability?* Usually with an ensemble cast, you see at least one or two that can act their way out of a paper bag, but this cast is just all beyond help.

[@CarlosMolina-o7z]

I could hand lines of dialogue to homeless panhandlers loitering at the gas station, give em 5$ for a reading, and they would give more convincing renditions of the movie's dialogue.

[@CarlosMolina-o7z]

Idk what you all are complaining about, this is a serious piece of cinema doen at the highest of standards....Ah-who am I kidding, its decaying horse manure'.

[@Oytruestoryofjim]

Why the reup?

[@NoWay-cs9xm]

They got people waitin on bags

[@user-account-not-found]

I was the costume designer for this movie. My budget was $120

[@andymackie8283]

Embezzled $85 huh?

[@user-account-not-found]

@@andymackie8283 a man's gotta eat 😂

[@Jagerbomber]

I still fear the weedwhackers I hear in a small town in Northeast America every day

[@sarlife]

Rarararururu rarararururu rarararururu

[@riceymartin2203]

I think the host segment after this shouldn't be related to the movie. It's going to have Mike answering questions from Servo and Crow about what it's like to live in the suburbs. Mike's answers aren't at all helpful to the robots. And the robots' questions don't help either. Confusion come movie sign.

[@michaeljones9301]

Part 2....thank god. Thought would have to wait for years , because of the time to make such a film....the production value alone ....OSCAR!!!

[@deanfiora4227]

Am I imagining things, or did they secure an actual police car for this movie? And I'm pretty sure it said PROVIDENCE on the driver's side door, meaning the film was made less than an hour from where I live. Somehow, that doesn't fill me with pride.

[@henryhammond7393]

Rra rra RA ruh rruuh.

[@RickD5468]

Bad film student movies now?

[@tomspiegel5322]

This movie _was_ made when some bored people found a cheap monkey suit and started playing around with filters on their phones, right?

[@mjjoe76]

Sounds right. There may have been alcohol involved too.

[@duffduffington843]

A friend told me to watch this. He said, there's a good scene where this woman really works a wiener!".... Pretty sure he wanted to end the friendship.

[@craigalexander966]

That was the worst day to night filter I have ever seen and I’ve watched hundreds of B movies.

[@genericyoutuber3394]

What did I just watch? Was this a movie or bigfoot's turd?

[@mjjoe76]

A little from column A, a little from column B.

[@Ammeeeeeeer]

This must be intentionally bad, right? This is just so awful, an episode of Teletubbies has better production values, hell probably a bigger budget 🤣

[@grandmascreampie5372]

" I can't sh*t!"

[@daddydavey]

Am I having a stroke?

[@kanna-san.]

Yes.