RiffTrax: To Catch A Yeti (Full FREE Movie)

[@ClabberHead]

17:36 "Please don't die. It's really good for you. Please, eat it!" GOLDEN CORAL'S NEW SLOGAN!!!

[@kaptainwarp]

Please...

[@mikemurphy8714]

I thought I was going to puke from laughing so hard at that

[@zatoichi1]

Kevin nails it every time with the Golden Corral new slogans 😅

[@redvintner1094]

Suddenly I appreciate the thoughtful dignity of A Talking Cat?!?

[@redvintner1094]

@Erica Cross Well they are TOP NOTCH, after all.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Ooh@@redvintner1094did Duffy grant your wish, too?

[@favoritemustard3542]

@Erica Cross heck, I'd eat the ones offa the floor

[@3LameGuys]

"They are really committed to losing this child" got me good 😂

[@JeonardShadby505]

I thought it was touching when this year's Grammys had that memorial segment for Meat Loaf which was just them showing the entirety of this movie.

[@Youcifer]

Lmao

[@notinspectorgadget]

Ah shoot Meat Loaf died?

[@Youcifer]

@@notinspectorgadget Yeah. Pretty recently.

[@minxstole93]

@@notinspectorgadget I know, I just found that out the other day too. ☹️

[@chriscraven9335]

Wait, you watched the Grammys??

[@mikemurphy8714]

“Not the singer, an actual pan of ground beef” 😂😂😂😂 that one killed me Mike.

[@lukaszzylik4437]

" who let your fedora wearin' ass off of reddit anyways" fucking brilliant

[@angelabryant9766]

As shit as this movie is, I can't say I don't appreciate how fast the parents learned of the creature. Far too many children's movies with a monster has the parents borderline braindead for like 85% of it or more.

[@shwahgamer]

I also appreciate that the rich kid's parents know their kid is a serial killer and are trying to get rid of him.

[@suchiuomizu]

@@shwahgamer And Meatloaf for doing it.

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

That was an 80s trope that symbolized absentee parenting of the era. Too busy with their Reaganomics and Pac-Man videogames to pay attention to their kids.

[@curleed85]

@@shwahgamer which added up to the most satisfying moment in that movie.

[@KairuHakubi]

on the other hand, the fact that the MIDDLE of the movie involves them getting the yeti back after he's kidnapped shows they probably just had no idea how pacing works.

[@DarkfireTaimatsu]

I will say this for the puppetry here: When they want you to think the yeti is living, it's unconvincing at best. When they want you to think it's dying, however, it's surprisingly corpse-like!

[@KairuHakubi]

Also to be serious, there are a ton of moments where I have no idea where the puppeteer could be hiding, and this is clearly a low-ass-budget movie, not the kind of thing where they could have ALF-esque trapdoors all over, right? Even if they did, we got unbroken shots of it moving while being held and then placed in a new spot where clearly someone is now moving its arm.

[@GuukanKitsune]

@@KairuHakubi In plain sight. The puppeteer is whatever actor is currently HOLDING him. Ever notice how in those instances, the actor interacting with him ALWAYS has one arm out of shot behind him, and in those instances the only movements he makes are his eyes moving from side to side, blinking, and mouth opening and closing? He has the same kind of mechanisms as a ventriloquist dummy for head-turning and the eyes and mouth, operated via a handle and lever system through a hole in his back, likely the same for simple shoulder-based arm movements. Everything else that moves, such as expressive movements or toes wiggling, only does in close-ups where they can hide the remote face servo control cables out of frame. The ventriloquist dummy for long shots, the more expensive animatronic reserved for closeups and moments where they can set up obstacles. Even sometimes they use the dummy for longer shots (the kitchen sink probably had no bottom in it with another puppeteer they transferred him to waiting when they were cooling him off) It's at its most obvious when he and the little girl are 'hiding' from Grizzly in the Somehow Opaque Leafless Bushes and when the family are huddled together in Grand Central. In both instances, both the daughter and the mother respectively CLEARLY have an arm right up his back. As for all the times nobody's holding him in a longer shot, such as the skateboard? Nothing at all moves except his eyes blinking, indicating radio controlled servos there and an otherwise dead mannequin. Or else it's definitely a MARIONETTE or a person in a suit when they can fudge the scale.

[@KairuHakubi]

@@GuukanKitsune i forgot all about servo cables. i was thinking of shots where he's like, on a chair in her room, or seems to be doing stuff uninterrupted while being picked up and put down, but maybe I was just distracted by his hideousness

[@GuukanKitsune]

​@@KairuHakubi Sometimes, like when an actor picked him up off the table and put him in the sink, they take him from a hidden puppeteer (He was placed near the edge of the table with his back out of view, and the table has a cloth drape.) take over puppeting him themselves, and then when they put him down they're transferring him to another hidden puppeteer (We never do see the inside of the sink they set him in, after all, likely it just had a hole cut in the bottom of it for the puppeteer down there.)

[@caucasoidape8838]

It somehow looks even faker than the Hobgoblins.

[@d.s.parentsr6502]

Whatever you do, DO NOT feed it honeycomb cereal. It'll go absolutely berserk. I've seen it before.

[@kalistapaige2768]

I totally remember that commercial!

[@KairuHakubi]

oh god, i knew it looked familiar.

[@tornadot2025]

ROFLMAO!

[@TheLukeStein]

Dang. I got a craving now.

[@FreejackVesa]

Up in the hideout

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

Big Jake Grizzly hurling Wesley 50 feet into a snowbank like a javelin is one of my all-time favorite Rifftrax movie moments

[@Tareltonlives]

It's the "Hermione punches Draco" for the TV movie genre

[@dunsparce4prez560]

I just screamed with laughter at 6am when meatloaf threw the kid across the room

[@joelclifton6312]

That was the best joke in the entire track: "No one ruins Meatloaf like you, honey."

[@shinyagumon7015]

I saw the thumbnail and I expected a lot of things from this film. But I didn't expect Meatloaf of all people to play the main character.

[@magnuskallas]

What a ride indeed! First he played a weird motorcycle rocker in Rocky Horror, then he hunted a midget Yeti, and then he grew tits to support the cause of Fight Club.

[@westtnskirmishlog6820]

Really appreciate y'all posting these full movies. So nice hearing these voices I have heard my whole life. God bless you good folks.

[@minxstole93]

Hear hear! Amen! And haleloo!

[@AckzaTV]

Imagine how i felt... when i got a job at a film colorization/3d movie company and the rifftracks/mst3k guys were next door and i got to meet them and watch them record riff tracks in an office everyday on my way in or out of work

[@SirMildredPierce]

I mean I've been hearing the voice of Meatload my whole life, but I never thought "so nice..." Please just let it stop. Please just let it stop.

[@minxstole93]

@@SirMildredPierce I think he's referring to the voices of Michael J Nelson, Bill Corbett, and Kevin Murphy not Meatloaf. But who knows, I could be mistaken.

[@A-small-amount-of-peas]

Go.. Packers 😢

[@brandonosgood4162]

It’s like a bootleg version of Gizmo the mogwai with big feet and a face that makes children cry.

[@ZERO_O7X]

And don't forget the possum tail! 😂

[@PhilBagels]

When Eddy said he didn't love the yeti, you knew he was a no-good kid.

[@minxstole93]

By far the best comment here!! This is criminally underrated!

[@sydneyhamilton2575]

It's Wesley

[@ShinGallon]

Bravo, sir, bravo.

[@Tareltonlives]

Meatloaf: "Shut up Wesley" Picard: "Mmmmm"

[@urokira]

"as long as you don't turn into a wirewolf" hahahahahahahhahaa classic!!!

[@nickmontoya3001]

Kid: Was it fun? Was it dangerous? Dad: 👌 IT STINKS

[@markiefella]

Idiot control now…

[@gummieworms3909]

​@@markiefella😂😂🤣🤣🤣✌️

[@mr.nobody5028]

I really hope that there is an acoustic guitar playing over 100% of the movie.

[@prettypedro]

Oh no! Not another roller skating puppet movie.

[@petergray7576]

​@@prettypedro He's kidding, thank the gods.

[@Montaq_]

And maybe some beach ninjas.

[@suchiuomizu]

@@Montaq_ Nah, but it had the Miami Connection spirit connection with the random Taekwondo guy.

[@SeenGod]

that might actually have improved this one 😂

[@jamesanthony8438]

Meatloaf: "Shut up, Wesley." Ya'll missed a perfect opportunity to toss some Star Trek: TNG in there after that one. =)

[@Tareltonlives]

I know, right? I cheered when I heard Meatloaf say that.

[@KairuHakubi]

That and they let the horrible greenscreened jumping on the bed go by without a peep.

[@eatmywords]

NERRRRD!

[@NewMessage]

"Big Jake Coat Wrangler".. actual credit.

[@TheSoonToBePurgedJackMeHoff55]

Rest in Peace Meatloaf...

[@sporedoutofmymind]

Thank you, Rifftrax, for inflicting this movie on the masses. (I don't really know if any other verb applies.)

[@Youcifer]

maybe "subjecting (us)" to this movie

[@brianketelboeter8522]

after the girl says 'the yeti is a male' he has a very satisfied look on his face

[@kyleshiflet9952]

Mr yeti please have a seat

[@graciegj63]

Yeti looks like a cross between a mutated Mac and me alien and the honey comb mascot.

[@graciegj63]

@@sydneyhamilton2575 It looks like all of these things.

[@sydneyhamilton2575]

The Yeti looks like A deformed and retarred Demiguise

[@magnuskallas]

Mac and Me was the first idea I had too, is this part of trilogy?

[@graciegj63]

@@magnuskallas This is star wars holiday special level of bad. If they had a hand in this, they literally took the route of Genghis Khan and buried any connection to it. 😁

[@magnuskallas]

@@graciegj63 Funny you say that, just recently "enjoyed" the AI upscaled full version of Holiday Special. Oh boy, that "fairy" dance and that ugly motha wookiee...

[@andrewlake9699]

I have this one. It really, really stings. Poor Meat Loaf.

[@petergray7576]

🎶I'll do anything for love, but I should not have done this🎶

[@dennismitchell5414]

That was great !! , the comment about Chris Hansen and the underage yeti had me lmfao . Another Rifftrax classic 👍👍

[@sleepyhollow783]

I thought Meat Loaf would do anything for love, but he wouldn't do that? Can't imagine what was actually off limits.

[@antihebrew]

Butt stuff.

[@fromvault801]

​@@antihebrew have seriously said that ever since I 1st heard that song as a kid

[@antihebrew]

@@fromvault801 Pegging.

[@kevinlitton1399]

Watersports

[@kanna-san.]

Vore

[@LordmonkeyTRM]

If Rifftrax suffers we ALL do

[@ackbarfan5556]

Oh, boy, finally get this one. 😅 ‘Quentin Tarantino renounces his foot fetish.’

[@karnerblue7658]

Yeah, makes total sense. 😳

[@ultraturbojack2926]

One of me and the wife’s all time favorite riffs right here!

[@ultraturbojack2926]

@@ruthie8785 That is indeed what I wrote, yes.

[@ZERO_O7X]

This is only barely second to the guys riffing on Radical Jack for me and my wife!

[@rounz1]

Two minutes in: Wait. Is this a real movie? 🤣🤣

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

No

[@rounz1]

@@MrRyan-wu4jx 🤣

[@FullMoonHowl]

"They're like slightly more socialized Tommy Wiseaus." 🤣

[@ZERO_O7X]

I did not hit her. I did not!

[@kanna-san.]

Ohhaimark

[@jonahfalcon1970]

I used to think nothing was more annoying that this movie. Then I saw Rollergator.

[@SirSmorbie]

you are correct, sir

[@puddingskin100]

Kids just love their Brezhnev cosplay!

[@koenvandamme6901]

I've been looking forward to this one. This movie is such a fever dream, starting with that intro "song".

[@DungeonMiser]

This is what ET would look like if Spielberg only had $17 and a pawnshop camcorder.

[@shinyagumon7015]

The funny thing is Spielberg would still be able to pull it off. That's what a talented director can do to a film.

[@Tareltonlives]

It's Cryptid Mac and Me

[@fromthecheapseats7126]

More like Harry and the Hendersons as directed by Ed Wood.

[@andreaalta]

Thank you for taking away my full panic attack with this movie! Your channel helps with my sever anxiety and depression!

[@HugoStiglitz1000]

I have a great ATHF playlist that works for me.

[@mrmusickhimself]

Those shows are "comfort food". I know how you feel, and hope you're both doing okay now.

[@troywright359]

"Life means nothing without you Wesley!" LOL

[@Katanasquirrel87]

For the last time Rifftrax, no I don't want feet pics!

[@aNewbPlays]

Yeeeeeah ya do 😏

[@richardpietroski9263]

Quentin Tarantino gives this movie 2 feet up.

[@aNewbPlays]

@@richardpietroski9263 He would give it more if he could

[@KairuHakubi]

That fucking creature, who the hell designed it I get boners from the little mermaid like any red-blooded american, but those horrible yeti appendages.. I know a lot of people on deviantart who must have just loved this movie.

[@mechaman7818]

Sometimes I wonder if this movie inspired James Nguyen to end Birdemic the way he did. "That thing didn't wave for nearly long enough during the credits! I'll fix that when I make my movie!"

[@RavnerRavner]

This movie is complete garbage. That said, this film looks like it was shot by Roger Deakins in comparison to Birdemic.

[@Metaliconian]

I've got to say, this makes Zombie Nightmare seem like cinematic brilliance by comparison. Still, Rifftrax makes this enjoyable as always.

[@GeoffNelson]

Best Riffers here.

[@cedricmaguire9329]

So glad you put this cursed hellride on KZbin for the next generation of Tarantino's

[@TrueBuddhaCat]

Man, between this and the classic Cinema Snob episode on this atrocity this riff just helps this movie

[@kyleshiflet9952]

A fellow Snob fan alright

[@ZERO_O7X]

Now all we need is the Red Letter Media guys to complete the holy trinity. 😂

[@Chesnutthouse]

it's always very fascinating watching airport scenes in pre-9/11 movies

[@ThreeBeingOne]

Thanks guys. National treasure you are.

[@adamellis6785]

From his stature, I would be willing to bet that Blubber got his shins blown off in the war!

[@kanna-san.]

He killed fitty...yetis?

[@botchboy4237]

I'm forty minutes in and can't believe only halfway through this movie. If this doesn't end with meatloaf chasing the little bastard in a helicopter will be severely disappointed

[@adamfowler350]

11:50- No this is the present I got you from Nepal. Mike-"It's a big dogs t-shirt I bought at a monastery". LOL

[@calsavestheworld]

Amazing, New York looks just like 1990s Toronto.

[@frankthelion]

Now we just need the crossover we are all dreaming of : Rolleryeti!!! The ninjas are back, and they've hired Grizzly to help capture the gator. Meanwhile the family return to the Himilayas to pay Hank a visit, who, smuggles himself back into the family's bags. A detour sends the plane south where the two groups bump into each other. Grizzly sees Hank, and decides to take on both little critters. Who arranged the detour? Who is the ninjas boss? who brought Grizzly to the attention of the ninjas? none other than Wesley!!!

[@Nightweaver1]

"It's a 'he,' mom." The implications of that one line are truly horrifying.

[@koenvandamme6901]

He's going to schling a Yeti schlong.

[@KairuHakubi]

right because it's weird for humans to check out the sex of their pets.

[@Nightweaver1]

@@KairuHakubi It's not a pet, it's a goddamn abomination from the Himalayas. By all rights that family should be getting nowhere near that thing and at the very least call animal control to deal with it, if not a priest. Also you missed the joke so I have a right to make fun of you now.

[@caucasoidape8838]

@@KairuHakubi On a humanoid pet?

[@KairuHakubi]

@@caucasoidape8838 i mean, if that thing is humanoid to you you certainly check out the genitalia on a pet monkey or ape if you were dumb enough to keep one of those as a pet. it's kind of important information.

[@ZERO_O7X]

They should've called this movie "To Catch a Possum". 😂 Who the hell decided to give the Yeti a rat tail??

[@sydneyhamilton2575]

The Yeti looks like A deformed and retarred Demiguise, Wesley looks like a fusion between Augustus Gloop and Vercua Salt, And this is why abominable and curse of the snow demon are better movies

[@jennisaurus715]

35:06 best droopy impression

[@rothloaf1980]

Mid 90s, straight to video thing... My nostalgic 90s burnt brain had forgotten handicam productions. Wow. Meatloaf?! Awesome.

[@roringusanda2837]

This movie is the definition of: "wait, I thought I dreamt that?!!" 🐙🍦

[@wstine79]

"I will do anything for love, but I won't star in that."

[@AuntieVonn]

Woohoo! RiffTrax is making my Monday!

[@MultiKm1]

My 3 year old is really enjoying this.

[@MrLateraliss]

This has to be the most bizarre intro to a movie I've ever seen. I mean, not even just the weird Blubber scenes with the thought bubbles of donuts, but the song that fully contradicts the whole damn movie. What is this, who made this, and why?

[@yakiclone1]

Dying laughing right at the very first line

[@AxeMurderer1983]

RIP meatloaf

[@ZaGorudan]

Having that as the thumbnail is a surefire way to get placed on some watchlist.

[@brianvail9212]

This yeti should of been confiscated by airport customs.

[@Tareltonlives]

The movie's premise fails the moment the two guys somehow not notice the wild animal hiding in their tent.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

@@Tareltonlives Everyone knows you lay your backpack on the ground and just start shoving everything from your camp site into your backpack like you're trying to plug up a hole in the bottom of a boat. Who knows what could get mixed up in there. I once came home with a family of raccoons and a fox. Well, the fox anyway...

[@alexanderofhollywood]

Crouching Meat, Hidden Loaf.

[@Tareltonlives]

Oh my god I missed Bill's "two outta three ain't bad" reference. That's genius

[@boobah5643]

Whole lotta references to Meatloaf's music career. Referencing _Bat Out of Hell III,_ "Paradise by the Dashboard Light," and "I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won't do That.) that I caught and recall.

[@joe7923]

That's a lot of Meatloaf. No way I can finish it.

[@fromvault801]

After seeing Meat Loaf in Bloodrayne like 15 yrs ago his name has been Sir Meat of Loaf. I also saw this in like 2009 after reading the Xfinity on demand description Not surprised I still love bad films and riffs

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

He looks like that baby wookie from the Star Wars holiday special if he got the shit scared out of him. You know like how some people's hair turn white after a scary moment?

[@Tareltonlives]

Lumpy meets Edgar Winter

[@sydneyhamilton2575]

The Yeti looks like A deformed and retarred Demiguise

[@Jameywells777]

Big Jake Grizzly is definitely the Greatest Hunter of all times

[@ZERO_O7X]

That's Josiah Bartholomew Grizzleopolis III to you! 😂 @5:53

[@JFmK-sh5nh]

🎶Cuz Bigfoot's on the PRRROOOOWWWWLLLLLL!🎶

[@michaeldownstairs]

Charles Band saw this and questioned his life choices

[@TroubleToby3040]

"Huh? My daughter's pie is mostly just coarse grey animal hair." I don't think the joke I heard, here, is the one they intended... Pretty sure.

[@davidwolfl337]

Love RIffTrax

[@tuckerbowen4626]

I'm guessing that the rich kid in this movie went to the same daycare as King Joffrey and the kid from _RoboCop 2_

[@BeetsBeetsBeetsBeets]

1:00:17 Right here, doc. That's about when my gut burst at this absolutely perfect moment of comedy. Oh crap, it happened again.

[@ChristopherMcCullah]

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

[@SpecialAgentBillMaxwell]

No Country for Old Meatloaf

[@favoritemustard3542]

@1:26:11 *BIG JAKE COAT WRANGLER* ...really? It was that big a pain in the arse, that collection of pelts, it required its own handler?!

[@bloodrunsclear]

I think Meatloaf thought he was in a different movie here. He was oddly intense! R.I.P

[@Trilaan]

Wow, I NEVER expected to hear a Brisco County, Jr riff! Day! MADE!

[@joshuablack8221]

33:12 How are the lamps still on?! This is one of the dumbest and most pointless scenes I’ve ever watched 😂😂😂

[@mylearningaccount]

7:37 "Stop showing turds!" 💩🤪🤣🤣🤣

[@daffers2345]

Maybe it's wrong, but I was REALLY hoping Meat Loaf and Blubber would actually catch that horrid thing by the end. I would have enjoyed it a lot more.

[@troywright359]

I was hoping Meat loaf would take wesley under his wing. There's a good kid inside who just needs fatherly guidance, instead of being dumped on forever

[@williamslater-vf5ym]

Its not a good movie, but its a great performance from Meatloaf. Never forget Meatloaf.

[@shawnfields2369]

Of course, of course, the man's a legend, and one the world will NEVER forget. Even if it's for a movie like this, his performance was really great. He wasn't the best actor, but he was a damn good singer, and a surprisingly better actor than most of us had seen, whether it was in this or you know, like "The Rocky Horror Picture Show". Just legends like MJ, or Robin Williams, I'm sure there's nobody out there who'll ever forget about Meatloaf himself, and what he gave the world, with his amazing songs, and dance skills. Seriously, he could move really well for a big dude.

[@ultra6671]

I can't believe this movie managed to come up with a character named Wesley who's more annoying than Wesley Crusher.

[@joshuablack8221]

37:55 My favorite all time movie scene 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

The absurdity of that caught me off guard even after watching over a half hour of a miniature yeti

[@roowasse8727]

Most dentists have a "No Yeti" policy... Poor little guy.

[@andrewguerra9343]

19:43 soap bar, the tide pod challenge of the 90s.

[@danmccarthy4700]

As someone who literally has the opposite of a foot fetish, seeing this thumbnail pop up in my notifications was an, um, less than pleasant surprise. 😜

[@Tareltonlives]

Quentin Tarantino suddenly takes notice

[@unadin4583]

Is the opposite of a foot fetish a scalp fetish?

[@kanna-san.]

@@unadin4583 stump kink

[@GuukanKitsune]

Speaking as someone who has the opposite of what you have, it says a lot that I had the exact same reaction as you to the thumbnail. It's so horribly done it's not even appealing to us wierdoes.

[@kevinlitton1399]

​@@GuukanKitsuneof course you're Japanese.

[@robertjcarr123]

There's no way they was showing meatloaf the dailies on this 😂

[@zergmare7]

Did you have a horrible day? Did your parents die in a robbery leading to you becoming batman? Come to rifftrax for a great laugh!!!

[@CountryCarReviews]

A movie about someone’s desire to get a insulated cup

[@davidwilliams5497]

Compared to many other films the boys have done, this one was surprisingly good. Not “I want to watch it again sometime before I die” good. But I’ve suffered worse for 90 minutes. It’s a weird, cheap, and disjointed knock-off of the 80’s cliche “kid finds magic creature and highjinks ensue” movies (which they name-check in the riff). Compared to Pod People (another in the same vein, from the MST3K days), this is a f**king masterpiece.

[@kanna-san.]

Trumpy>>>>>little yeti bastard

[@randomreviews4278]

24:47 lol the room I love it

[@Rosabel_Believe]

One of those movies with acting so over the top it’s hard to tell the difference between the voices of the two casts.

[@WriterPlaysMTG]

At 52:14 you can see the exact moment where children went screaming in fear as this unholy abomination prepared to feast upon human flesh

[@jonahfalcon1970]

And yet RLM has yet to review it. This and Nukie.