MST3k 819 - Invasion of the Neptune Men

[@teresas8173]

I’ve been watching this particular episode every night for a week now to fall asleep to. And tonight won’t be any different.

[@analogkid01]

People are going to wonder why your laugh is changing, so just be prepared for some awkward questions.

[@teresas8173]

I do suffer from Rogipanty Complex so that will explain a lot

[@amandabourke796]

I took watch MST3K every night to fall asleep to... I love the black and white space movies the most.. for whatever reason! I see you posted your comment 5 mo's ago... What are you watching to fall asleep to now? Happy New Year btw!

[@teresas8173]

@@amandabourke796I switched ( after many weeks) to Prince of Space and the last month or so the very boring movie, but hilarious riffs MSTK3k episode of Red Zone Cuba. I think I know every line from that episode. I like the b&w films the best too and sci fi are always the best! Tonight though I’m missing Neptune men, so here I am. Happy New Year to you as well 🙂

[@garyyork-kl8gb]

@@amandabourke796 I do the same thing. I'm partial to "The projected man", and "Quest of the delta knights". They put me right out!

[@quickies9561]

I had an uncle from Neptune. He had morbid fear of falling through the floor

[@slowneutron6163]

I tested negative for COVID, but I did test positive for Pro-G Panty Complex. Pray for me.

[@analogkid01]

Roji Panty Complex is a Democrat hoax. Tucker Carlson told me so. And he's a smart guy.

[@bazcar22]

Oh dear Lord, you'll never get them off. Those panties will be stuck to your skin Aaaagh.

[@Galvajon]

It was genuinely touching seeing (Phantom of) Krankor coming back to cheer them all up.

[@damian6631]

I like to believe Bill still has the costume and puts in on to walk the dog.

[@GenY42]

@@damian6631 Many years later Bill would repurpose his Phantom of Krankor laugh to make fun of the Ice Cream Bunny

[@kokosnood]

You the bird

[@alexdionisos]

@@GenY42 HURRR HUR HURRRRRR.....now I can't unhear it

[@blakeriley6690]

Ya scum!

[@theskipper3203]

“What times are it?” For some reason, never fails to make me chuckle.

[@surfingnerd621]

Still watching in 2018... This was the first MST3K episode I watched, back in like 97 or 98, I was in 3rd grade. And that's where it all started for me. Started recording every episode from here on. Ahhh those were the days

[@Volyu]

Same. I thought they were all as bad as this.

[@ZenGreenway]

Still watching in 2022. My first episode was Catalina Caper and I was like 26. When people started putting these up on KZbin, I wept with joy.

[@Thornspyre81]

Hell yes they were! Only I was a junior in high school then..... godamnit I'm getting old

[@MrShigura]

@@Volyu What?

[@thejamnasium6447]

my story is very similar. except The Final Sacrifice was the first episode I saw.

[@billkasperdotcom]

"Scientists labor to figure out what the hell is the deal with Japan..." -Mike

[@benrichardson5662]

Rumor has it their successors are still at it today. I certainly don't know the answer and I would have assumed scientists would have let us know if they'd figured it out.

[@TapiocaTwoStep]

Rest In Peace, Sonny Chiba! The best Lower Atmosphere Chief we could ask for.

[@GenY42]

He got to be Hattori Hanzo before he died

[@faithfulgrl]

@@GenY42 Are you kidding? Hattori Hanzo, one of the most intriguing characters of all time. When you draw a Hanzo it must taste blood.

[@jessicajayes8326]

At least his kid is kicking ass now. Mackenyu is hot!

[@alexiaNBC]

RIP, Wispy Bachelor

[@nativedawta]

55:42 "filmed in a ghetto of Kingston, Jamaica" MST3K mentioned my birthplace (not the ghetto part). I'm unashamedly excited!

[@benrichardson5662]

I love how during the air battle scene they just start chatting about everything from Servos feelings on origami and the sticky thing under Crow's seat 😂

[@nicholassoland8025]

"Hey Mike, was there a Hitler building where you grew up?" "Not um.... no"

[@montyburns9991]

One of the most amazing, mind-bending aspects of comparing this film to Prince of Space is the fact that Prince of Space was 12 times more coherent - and it was sliced together episodes of a TV show. This movie - hurts. But the way they riff it is one of my favs!!!!!

[@stormthrush37]

that was originally a TV show?? interesting, never knew that.

[@jackattack17]

Say whatever you want about Prince of Space, but Invasion of the Neptune Men makes Prince of Space look like a masterpiece. It’s at least entertaining and as you said coherent. This is boring and feels way too padded out.

[@particularbored6072]

The dubbed voices are even more ridiculous in this one. I think it actually helps lol.

[@RanMouri82]

Prince of Space at least had kooky, but interesting enemies. The Neptune Men are just kinda there.

[@RanMouri82]

Also, there were few movies riffed in the SciFi Channel era that gave deep hurting, but this one came close.

[@heavyseven88]

I cannot belive I didn't watch MST3K At all while it was on cable, can't watch TV anymore, I need, tha riffin' THE GREATEST SHOW FROM AMERICA

[@mariahardy1201]

Well you do know there are Riff tracks avail on DVD AND Mst3k DVD box sets right?

[@charlesodell804]

Good man. Well said, sir.

[@whitnikent5584]

"thank God" "And his son, Santa Claus" 😂 how did I never hear that one before?!

[@Gimodon]

"No matter how many he blows up there's always three! He neither adds to nor subtracts from their numbers!" That's one of my favorite riffs ever.

[@Panzadolphin56]

This is like a poor man's version of Prince of Space. Which is saying a lot.

[@angelsaltamontes7336]

A poor man couldn't AFFORD the Prince of Space. This is like the Dowager Regent Duke of Space. Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Space, Space, Space...

[@charlesodell804]

Those two films go together like ham and eggs.

[@oledocfarmer]

Damn....you speak the truth

[@jimfritz9503]

@@charlesodell804 Green Eggs and Ham . So said Sam I am .

[@roadhouseinthepark1555]

@@charlesodell804 I got the actual movies on DVD (without MST3K) and they came on a double pack. Just felt right having them there together like that.

[@AvengerII]

The "Noh" theater skit is MST3k's nod to the classic "Who's On First" sketch made famous by Abbott and Costello.

[@stormthrush37]

"You know, Space Chief should really try going _up into space_ sometime. Yeah, he's more like 'lower atmosphere chief.'"

[@GenY42]

"Barely off the stupid ground Chief"

[@tomwatson9032]

The Krankor visit is one of their very best host segments ever. Genius.

[@kokosnood]

You the bird

[@logann7942]

They made the Krankor outfit, might as well get as much mileage out of it as they can.

[@hjebone]

Bill did an incredible turn, as Krankor! He had me at: "Your logic is IRREFUTABLE!". Love at first sight. He got so whipped up, towards the end of the Sci-Fi era. Intense! 🏆

[@southfloridaarcheryguy114]

You’re not wrong.

[@tomwatson9032]

@@southfloridaarcheryguy114 I was just watching another great host segment in crash of the moons. It’s the one about an hour and a half in where Crow has written another screenplay. Absolutely hilarious.

[@captain_hat6247]

Prince of Space was a goofy looking hero, but at least he was actively fighting the villain throughout the entire film unlike Space Chief.

[@BryonYoungblood]

Agreed, considering how Space Chief/Tabana spent so much of his time in the lab

[@alexmuenster2102]

That was because PoS's every-day guise was that a bootblack, while SC was a scientist.

[@ElazarY]

@@alexmuenster2102 gotta admit though, space chief is cooler sounding than prince of space

[@dougjb7848]

@@alexmuenster2102 WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

[@mikezylstra7514]

luv his souped up '59 Dodge.

[@moretoknowshow1887]

Didn’t realize until this week that Space Chief was The Street Fighter/Hatori Honzo himself Sonny Chiba. Truly a loss to the world of cinema..

[@Charlesmcoburn]

A haiku for this movie: Six horrid children Space Chief brings shame to us all Hitler rides and games

[@tomwatson9032]

Double thumbs up for you.

[@TheBonkleFox]

it's snowing on mt. fuji.

[@gochem3013]

What does HAIKU means?

[@Charlesmcoburn]

@@gochem3013 a Japanese poem that has 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second line, and 5 in the third line.

[@tomh.2405]

Little boys talk weird Coo like fairy-tale maidens Funny or creepy?

[@enochmamon]

I just love the opening sketch. It goes from being about a National Geographic article and then becoming a Vietnam War satire in the span of five minutes. Gotta love the writers.

[@dabunnyrabbit2620]

Mike...

[@paulportell3748]

I love the Kabuki theater sketch more. Kind of an Abbott and Costello thing with the Noh Theater.

[@stormthrush37]

"Space Chief failed miserably, and tried to cover up his shame!"

[@angusmacfrankenstein7227]

If only he remembered to zip up!

[@justincicconi3807]

"Barely off the stupid ground Chief."

[@thomaspalazzolo5902]

RIP Sonny Chiba. I know you were in plenty of better movies, but this is the one I know the best.

[@andrewfrankovic6821]

HE's in this movie? Who is he . . . in the movie? 'Who is he' almost sounds like iT belongs in that noh theatre sketch.

[@greyfox280]

@@andrewfrankovic6821 He’s Space Chief. I didn’t realize until a few years ago myself 😂.

[@jessicajayes8326]

Hatori Hanzo!

[@prospero2121]

Ironic, isn't it?

[@sickfukpatrol1983]

I'm 26 and yes people are still here watching these uploads and yes we all fucking love you for putting them on KZbin!

[@Leatherbubba]

I love how they laugh nearly every single time the kids talk.

[@billhiers4171]

I love how, when the kids are blabbing to the adults, they say "Space Chief saved us!" as if anyone there should know who in the world they're talking about. XD

[@CharlieBrown20XD6]

"Get the cane" lol

[@limalepakko6074]

Maybe he’s like a local eccentric or something

[@Omne118]

"Paul is a dead man, miss him, miss him." Cracks me up every time.

[@ronaldphillips5842]

the words "take two" were never said during the entire filming of this movie

[@ISamuelII]

Because they spoke Japanese.

[@RatelHBadger]

This could easily have been a Roger Corman film

[@anthrax2525]

@@RatelHBadger Roger Corman has standards.

[@samuelstephens6163]

Not true. Some of the cast members had their mothers on set during particularly painful shoots. Their mom would say "take two" and hand them advil and water.

[@LoneKharnivore]

Film is expensive.

[@SteveSmith-rt7wx]

Badly dubbed children A worthless superhero It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

[@analogkid01]

Steve Smith That's 5-7-7, not 5-7-5. How about..."Snow on Mt. Fuji" as your last line...evoke an image of stillness and peace as we try to meditate away the harsh images of record-player-headed aliens blowing up Hitler buildings....

[@EnzianOfficial]

analogkid01 It's a reference to the channel Game Grumps, specifically the Sonic Boom series.

[@Longknife]

EnzianOfficial So basically it's fucking cancer.

[@hollandoates961]

Nice haiku

[@edgarallanlovecraft5485]

+analogkid01 Snow on Mt Fuji Young boys for Michael Jackson Analogkid ROCKS!

[@msgfrmdaactionman3000]

One of my all time favorite MST3K. All the Japanese films they did are great. Thanks for posting, been watching and re-watching for years! BTW, @1:14:28, the Hitler building may be a museum advertisement or an advance ad for the 1962 Hollywood film, "Hitler", starring Richard Basehart! That's Gypsy's favorite actor!

[@benrichardson5662]

17:22 It's over 200 mAs! That makes me chuckle every single time I think about it.

[@gochem3013]

"Servo, what does the scouter say about its power level?" "It's over 200 mAs!" "What 200 mAs?!"

[@dougbreese2238]

every episode of MST3K has at least one joke that drops me to the floor with explosive laughter... in Neptune Men Mike's riff after 30:03 is that joke... thanks for your patience...

[@fourcrippledhorses]

Invasion of the Neptune Men makes Prince of Space look like Seven Samurai.

[@elminster710]

lmao

[@wadecarmen7501]

Makes Godzilla's Revenge watchable.

[@daveyhouston]

Yes the only worse film I ever saw was called fearless frank starring jon vioght after that stinker I almost tore my eyes out like Oedipus rex it made this film look like henry the 5th starring laurence Olivier !!

[@charlesodell804]

A little harsh.

[@sagerider2]

18;:17 I remember once at college, the clock stopped & started going backwards. One of the girls laughed & said, "soon it''l be yesterday." Then it stopped & started going forward. I said, "Maybe it'll be tomorrow today."

[@GregDad100]

Yes, it's a horrid film, but they squeeze some great riffs out of it. Lines like, "Tojo's death car,"; "Shoot at us all you want, just get Bill Mahr,"; "But we're Japanes children, we can go anywhere we want,"; "Great stock footage - I'd rather see VEGETABLE stock!";"Ru-Paul?!"; "He's more like Lower Atmosphere Chief,"; "They're being defeated by a wispy bachelor," and "They're making the Chicken Men of Krankor look super confident and dignified," as well as the Hitler building (because Germany and Japan were part of the Axis), Rogie Panty Complex, annoying and terribly-dubbed Japanese children, the Eyelash Sketch and Krankor's visit make it a decent experience.

[@sprybug]

Most MST3K episodes have a lot of moments where you can at least chuckle, but you could tell they were even having a hard time coming up for stuff with this one. This one is always the hardest one to get through, but the Hitler building makes it worth it. One of the few lol moments on this one and one of the best ones of all time. Too bad it was in one of the worst episodes.

[@Autothysis]

sprybug I don't agree that this was a "worst" episode. Just look at what Greg said above...

[@Chunkboi]

“Suppository man!” “Children of the pot.”

[@mantislake4141]

"Chief Chef?"

[@troywright359]

55:35 "Where'd they go?" "I dunno, Rocky!"

[@ColeVecsion]

and so my binge-a-thon oif MST3K japanese movies continues! with one of my all time fav episodes *tears of joy *

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

Prince of Space had Phantom of Krankor and little baby sunhats. This has Sonny Chiba and Hitler. It's a tie as far as I'm concerned.

[@montyburns371]

The Hitler building shot is easily the most WTF moment in MST3K - or just plain movie history.

[@jondeare]

I loved the Hitler Building. Poor Bunker Restaurant.

[@primepm8861]

And the Hard Reich Cafe

[@JohnSmith-kz8yo]

@@primepm8861 Sounds great..I'm Goering..

[@daveyhouston]

How many sets a day do you folks do ? How long will you be at hilarities lol

[@angelsaltamontes7336]

It's a candy mint AND a breath mint. It's the U,S. MINT.

[@Swartzeagle83]

When Phantom of Krankor showed up, I think I felt the same amount of excitement/relief/appreciation that they did.

[@helpimarock66]

I nearly spat my water all over the place when I saw the Hitler building. What the Fuck?

[@julietfischer5056]

Alex Greggary - Stock war footage.

[@markknox825]

1:14:29 - It's not stock footage - the building has (Japanese?) characters on the side and top of the building - as well as 'Mine (oddly not the German 'Mein" ) Kam(pf?) to the right of Hitler - my guess is it's some kind of department store promotion thing. Anyone read Japanese out there?

[@knownfact4905]

Strict rule, I don't eat or drink during MST

[@frog1599]

I just think it's funny that the aliens actually call Neptune the same thing we call it

[@teresas8173]

Yeah, that is very odd. What are the chances of that…. zero I’d say

[@notinspectorgadget]

The universe is a big place. There's bound to be _some_ coincidences.

[@waynebrewer1901]

The G is silent in their language.

[@limalepakko6074]

Are they actually speaking English then. I guess you’re supposed to think they have their own word for it that just ”translates” as Neptune to us

[@cneterer]

1:23:58 - "I know a song about stock footage; it goes like this: EAT IT, MOVIE!!" I'm crying!

[@DrRockso79]

Just wanna give you a huge thanks for posting all of these. It's been forever since I watched MST3K and have been devouring the episodes for weeks.

[@Meeper27]

Ughhh....that...was...excruciating. Thanks goodness for Mike & the Bots. Deep hurting....

[@ChibiPanda8888]

I know right? I also wanted to tell you I liked your profile picture thingie. Hufflepuff for the win!

[@mlpfanboy1701]

It wasn’t quite THAT bad.

[@SeanP7195]

So they invade Earth with one ship and a half dozen guys?

[@TheRogueWolf]

With guys like these as their opposition, can you blame them for not thinking they needed to commit more?

[@VaciliNikoMavich]

While the Japanese Army plays freeze tag!

[@rickybobby6579]

Of all the planets, Neptune doesn't get enough love

[@jimtrack3786]

@rickybobby6579 Hey thanks Earthman. We Netunians really appreciate it. You know we invade we won't forget your recognition of our seclusion. Fuck Mars right?!!

[@limalepakko6074]

These guys would have to be from Triton or something because Neptune is just gas.

[@delugesofgrandeur]

Tom looked amazing in his Kabuki outfit.

[@MigeMaur]

The heartwarming return of Ambassador Phantom of the planet Krankor. What a guy! 😁

[@jeffgovernale7062]

On a rare Godzilla-free day, the kids are trying to catch Mothra.

[@christmas6666]

Roji Panty Complex..... this is the episode that hooked me on mst3k!

[@GenY42]

wow this is a rough episode to start with, it is one terrible movie, but I'm just glad the show hooked you too

[@madahad9]

22 people will not be invited to the Bullett-Head Family reunion.

[@hpa2005]

I wonder if the Noh theater bit was Mike "getting back" at the bots for the eyelash mites.

[@ABYStheOyster]

RIP Sonny Chiba. Thankfully you went on to have an amazing career after this movie, and will be fondly remembered.

[@ClemPal]

It just dawned on me, Space Chief was totally useless in this, the humans were able to combat the invasion by themselves.

[@mcnaughe]

+GlassPinata Sanchez Space Chief is actually that assistant scientist at the beginning that showed the video to the kid. Yes, the movie is that much of a ripoff of Prince of Space.

[@MrJohndoakes]

+Eric McNaughton Yes, but both were made by Toei, so does that count?

[@mcnaughe]

Did Neptune come out before or after Prince of Space?

[@sagerider2]

+Eric McNaughton Prince of Space 1959 Neptune 1961

[@benrichardson5662]

@@mcnaughe I figured that but the movie does a really garbage job of telling us.

[@janetcraft]

I've watched a few of these classics and for the second time, Tom Servo experienced a nervous break down.

[@Fettclone1]

I love how eclectic the references were in this one- everything from Sugar Bear to Roy Orbison. Thanks for uploading these episdoes, by the way. I've felt nostalgic for the show recently and have really been enjoying it.

[@theatom7264]

The part with the nanite vs eyelash mite war on Mikes face was hilarious

[@arielfangirlmendez]

What are eyelash mites?

[@jcortese3300]

"Thank God they carry Clinique at the PX, eh?" I still have no idea why that's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard, but it is.

[@InterEDGE]

"Sergeants Gladys and Peggy."

[@HecateTrioformis]

The Noh theater segment is one of my favorite segments in MST3K.

[@daffers2345]

Shrill kid: "WHERE'D THEY GO?!" Servo: "I DUNNO, ROCKY!" That gets me every time XD XD XD

[@daffers2345]

Oops, I think it was Crow, my bad X)

[@thickmclargehuge4448]

you can laugh but my neighbor died of Roji Panty Complex

[@analogkid01]

+thick MclargeHuge That's medically inaccurate - no one dies *of* Roji Panty Complex. They die of *complications associated with* Roji Panty Complex. Victoria's Secret has published a mountain of research on the subject. I've read them all. Twice.

[@lauriecooper3926]

+analogkid01 HAHAHA!!!

[@sarge505050]

And you got the pages stuck together!

[@Akira625]

It's a silent killer.

[@builderdex]

+analogkid01 So,..you have been de-briefed on that research.

[@viralshadow]

The Neptune Men look like rejected Doctor Who monsters

[@anthrax2525]

That's... that's really bad.

[@tommylitz4543]

Exterminate! Exterminate!

[@shanlange6331]

Well we all love Doctor Who but Doctor Who is a slow moving show slow

[@joleenphillips2415]

They never even made it to the drawing board

[@JamaicanCastle]

Doctor Who _rejected_ monsters? You definitely couldn't prove that from what made it on the screen.

[@CuriousGoodsJessica]

"Thomas was cross with Japan..." - 😂 I choked on air, I laughed so hard. What the hell was that scary face, or was that an optical illusion? And "Space Chef", still laughing at that

[@bloodgrss]

Even after all these years-I laugh out loud at this episode! And, the bit with Krankor is still to me one of the best they ever did-brilliant...

[@analogkid01]

I actually was in Japan a couple of months ago, and I had the opportunity to talk to a Japanese man about that scene...he said the kanji on the building reads "My Struggle" (the title of Hitler's book), but aside from that, he couldn't explain that scene either.

[@GrixieKong]

TheRuffington and yet it’s one of my favorite episodes! “Your pain brings us joy!”

[@teresas8173]

It was old stock footage from WW2, so yeah, there’s Hitler. Also I read somewhere that some of the footage is of real bombs killing people during the war and that’s sad and disturbing.

[@sarge505050]

Compared to this movie, Prince of Space is cinematic gold!

[@daffers2345]

Boy ain't that the truth. I feel the same way, but my sister (who is a bad-movie buff like me) actually thinks this one is better. Hey, it takes all kinds XD

[@zazelby]

Prince of Space is not in any way a good film, but it has a much more competent hero and much more interesting villains. Neptune Men is a lot more dry.

[@billding7073]

Dry like a great Martini.

[@ProjectRedfoot]

I really like Prince of Space...

[@VirtualVikki]

The part where Tom starts pretending it is the Magnificent Ambersons is great!

[@skrag2112]

RIP Sonny 'Space Chief' Chiba.

[@InterEDGE]

"Sir, can the security guard be dismissed?" Yes, I'd say his opinion doesn't matter. Dismiss him completely!

[@AndreaEssEmm]

"Suppository Man!"

[@bobalinx8762]

Andrea EssEmm They look like Tottemo Luckyman rejects.

[@nathanaelreyes5854]

I think that’s my favorite joke.

[@andrewrayment536]

I was disappointed that the end credits did not include "Krankor: himself."

[@angbandsbane]

That Noh Theater sketch and the Hitler Building bit make this one of the best episodes

[@The_Real_Rasha]

Everytime I hear someone shout "DO NOT PANIC", I immediately think, "RELAX, AND ENJOY YOUR SHOES!"

[@snadsrad]

I can't stop saying "I must look into it all properly, first." It's satisfying.

[@RaccoonFoot]

That spaceship's incessantly buzzing engine is one of the first things that come to my mind when thinking of this episode. I wish it wasn't.

[@DefendYoungstown]

"Space Chief failed miserably, and tried to cover up his shame!" Such an underrated song.

[@wendysgarden4283]

I love some of their in-the-middle-of-the movie lyrics "There's a girl on the roof and she thinks she's a cat" and "chord chord chord chord chord chord other chord" and "It's the 80's, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan."

[@joesmoe71]

"... Space Chief, failed miserably... and tried to cover up his shame...."

[@MegaMawileTheNommer]

RIP Sonny Chiba

[@stargazeypi5454]

R.I.P. Sonny Chiba.

[@sletrent]

I had to do a presentation on Noh theatre in college and I used the skit they do for my audio-visual component.

[@cargo_vroom9729]

This and Prince of Space have a weird thing going on where there are no individual characters, there are just blobs of people who always stand close together.

[@charlesodell804]

I never get tired of watching this one.

[@DarthCuddlefluff]

Fun fact: Krankor and the Satellite of Love remain friends to this day.

[@fatsunny05]

"The clocks are running backwards!" That means lunch wont be until yesterday!

[@bigmike4758]

I remember watching this episode on the Sci-Fi Channel in the early 2000s and thought that was the best line in the entire episode.

[@Freeknickers24]

what happened to the eye?

[@waynejuhnke9710]

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[@waynejuhnke9710]

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[@joeymaterese8095]

That's funny yesterday....but it was funny 😄

[@williammatthews693]

The MST3K crew cracked up so many times in this movie based on the dubbed voices alone. They're not wrong. This movie contains some of the strangest dubbings ever put to film. Even if everything else in this movie was perfect you still couldn't take it seriously based on those voices alone.

[@crescentfreshbret]

The dubbing of the boys’ voices is one of my favorite things ever. They each have the voice of either a grown woman or a grown man and don’t sound like the 9 or 10-year-old boys they obviously are at all. And then there’s the chubby one with glasses, who has a voice that no male in history under at least 30 years of age has ever even come close to having. It pretty much makes the whole thing into a sort of live-action cartoon and, in turn, one of the most bizarre movies I’ve ever seen.

[@lookawaygrstay9357]

“Major Glenn and I are to be married.”

[@terrytobias7572]

I was looking through the MST3K line-up for something to help me sleep when I saw your comment. Coincidentally, (and very sadly), I just read that John Glenn's wife recently died from Covid-19. She was 100 years old! OMG!

[@Blueskybuffalo]

This is absolutely fascinating.

[@faithfulgrl]

@@terrytobias7572 God Bless her & all her who Love her.

[@brrrenna]

The Roji Panty Complex bit is seriously the most hilarious thing to ever come out of this show. Absolutely freaking brilliant.

[@Tadesan]

"food splashing up on your face" I really loved the eyelash mites sketch at the beginning!

[@jeffgovernale7062]

Upper Atmosphere Chief VS. Suppository Men from Neptune- oh, the Japanity!

[@hpa2005]

*beep, beep, beep, beep* Servo: "Set me free why don't ya babe!"

[@enhaxed7839]

we like it very much

[@hossrex]

Check out the wikipedia page for "Invasion of the Neptune Men" (for what wikipedia is worth anyway). The original movie absolutely used stock war footage, but Mike and the other staff writers thought that was in especially terrible taste (especially considering it's a childrens movie), and omitted that scene from the MST3K version. Although, even with that in mind... I don't think the Hitler scene was a part of the actual war footage (which I haven't seen).

[@kellyt3431]

1:23:55 I literally burst out laughing at Tom's stock footage song every time!

[@jamesnoble3502]

That's how I feel like reacting whenever I see an insultingly bad movie

[@redmercer4158]

This movie might have been made by people with no money, time, or expertise; but at least it's not HOBGOBLINS

[@Thompsongs]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

[@only257]

agreed eegah, manos hands of fate, santa claus conquers the martians and santa claus 1959 are more worse

[@mariahardy1201]

I think they had $40 usd to include salaries and props!

[@daveyhouston]

Manos gave me nightmares it was unwatchable but this film was close btw I liked Santa Claus conquers the martians it was way better than the hodge podge of hot. Confusing garbage called santa Claus and the ice cream bunny wtf!?

[@samuelstephens6163]

Amen

[@Kiserai]

The "have you seen my record" bit always, always cracks me up. This is definitely one of my favorites.

[@krowochron]

This is one of my favorite episodes. I must be one of the very few. Perhaps I have some distant Neptunian ancestry, or something...

[@brianboisguilbert6985]

Invasion of the Neptune Men, Prince of Space, The Leech Woman, Beginning of the End and Horror at Beach Party are my top five.

[@daffers2345]

I like Screaming Skull best, but I also like Overdrawn at the Memory Bank and Pumaman. But these are hilarious too and are probably in my top ten X)

[@brianboisguilbert6985]

I'll add your favs to my list that I'm working through, thanks!

[@ProjectRedfoot]

Do all Neptunians fight like hippies on bad acid?

[@TaiChiKnees]

Roji Panty Complex has recently been redefined in the DSM-V

[@maxbrindle1]

TaiChiKnees And legions of sufferers like myself can finally step from the margins of society and get the help we so desperately need. More panties, please.

[@johnny1963ify]

I think I love you.

[@daystar4030]

@@johnny1963ify STFU

[@raygamma36]

😅😅😅

[@samuelstephens6163]

"Don't worry kids, it's a commercial gimmick for sushi cereal!"