Guard, Space Marines & Navy - A Fustercluck in ArmA 3 40k

[@RimmyDownunder]

For those asking, the song at the end and in the Rhino is "Sometimes Maybe" by Sight of Wonders. Used through Epidemic Sound. And yes, it slaps. Also, the full VOD of the stream will be going live tomorrow likely.

[@unitedstatesofamerica4987]

Thanks Rimmy

[@SkulduggeryGaunt]

I'd love a video showing how you actually make missions. Using editor and than getting to play along seems incedibly smart especially for smaller groups. Other tutorials just aren't on your radio-realism-roleplay level.

[@strawberrysmoothie4476]

Rimmy, if I may be so bold as to put forth this idea. I am both a big fan of both your channel and SovietWomble’s, and I am aware that both of you play Arma 3. It would be pretty cool then if one day there could be a Cadian XXth vs ZF Clan/The Badgers. The Badgers, for example, could roleplay as an insurgent group while the XXth could roleplay as the anti-insurgency forces. Then they would have specific objectives each side would have to accomplish to win. I believe Digby (Happy Birthday btw) has both of your contacts. It would be pretty cool to see that as I know you are also a big fan of his work. Please take this into consideration as feedback from of your subscribers. Thank you

[@CRMSN_RDR]

Hey Rimmy what happened to the 2nd fallout NV Op because didn't you say later that year you were planning on doing the 2nd part of that.

[@Catsushika]

This isnt Cadian, This is Gaunt's Platoon! can you do a stealth Arma stream with Gaunt's Ghosts?

[@ryanlorenzo5003]

I'm dead. THE NAVY NEVER YIELDS-I'm out of ammo

[@GiantSavage117]

IKR, I couldn't stop laughing at how his character ran forward full charge and then immediately about faced when he realized he had no ammo. :)

[@glenmcgillivray4707]

You clearly need to club the foe to death with your mighty........ Gun. Yes your gun, instead of the Titanic adamantium.... Let's move on shall we. Punch them in the face or bash em with your radio, your gun is forged for the Emperor and cannot be defiled by the filth of the traitor or heretic.

[@JustAJosuke]

with a complet 180 spin as well

[@Valhain]

@@glenmcgillivray4707 But what about the Bayonet? It was meant to be quenched in the blood of the Emperor's foes!

[@glenmcgillivray4707]

@@Valhain according to my Lazgun, there is no bayonet lug. Given the guardsmen are issued knives, what use is a pointed stick on such a machine. Do you expect a pointed a stick to cut down Carnifex?

[@ShiningDarknes]

"Clear to engage." "I heard: engage immediately or be executed for heresy"

[@Ribbons0121R121]

i think you mean you heard the opening of fire

[@ShiningDarknes]

@@Ribbons0121R121 no, that would be too literal. Don't you get how this works?

[@Ribbons0121R121]

@@ShiningDarknes yes i do, i also like shooting

[@ShiningDarknes]

@@Ribbons0121R121 then get your own comment.

[@ragzaugustus]

"The Commissar sentences a multi-laser to death!". Now that's Warhammer 40k.

[@H9092-2]

The fact that Digby most 100% definitely has a printout of the Uplifting primer is utterly hilarious.

[@tenacityxl]

You really think that he WOULDNT?! This is the man who got a proper paratrooper kit for an op.

[@peterbanderas8184]

It's probably the leather bound version of the primer.

[@TheMonkeyManTim]

He has a 2007 copy of the primer from black library

[@imperialfist2304]

The man IS a commissar so wouldn’t put it beyond him

[@bobbymorris2979]

Art 6741 / 09a was funny to see applied to a gun.

[@TheArklyte]

Imperial Guard: We will hold this position with entrnched troops while artillery and tanks soften up the enemy! Space Marines: We will infiltrate enemy position, strike at their supplies and key commanders! Imperial Navy: Do you see that continent down below? Remove it in next 20 seconds, please.

[@mohaa556]

IG commanding officer to his Deathstrike Missile Launcher gunner: "Gunner, do you see that army?" "Yes, milord." "I don't want to." "Understood, milord."

[@DoubleTrouble-li5wi]

Admiral: Do you see that planet there, Officer? Officer: Yes, Milord? Admiral: Remove it. Officer: Understood Milord! *Distant explosions*

[@T-74]

Lord Inquisitor: You see that sub sector, Acolyte. Acolyte: Yes, Lord inquisitor? Lord Inquisitor: I no longer want to.

[@bloodsportsman1]

"Space Marines: We will infiltrate enemy position, strike at their supplies and key commanders!" Pretty sure only Raven Guard and Alpha Legion do that, most Space Marines are much less subtle and/or focused.

[@akshayjb8205]

Can i bash my head to exterminatus button now ?

[@gratuitouslurking8610]

"Hello Spark... *this is the Commisar."* - Top Ten Moments Right Before Disaster

[@Ranulfdatank]

*record scratch *

[@whitemoon8987]

7:42 "The Navy never yields!- I'm out of ammo." Underrated

[@weldonwin]

Well, normally when an officer of the Imperial Navy says that, he has the option of ramming the opposition with a starship the size of Manhattan

[@omegawolf2589]

From this stream I learned few things. 1: Space Marines can run up to 60mph in the lore I believe. 2: Digby probably enjoys being a commissar.

[@ogang24]

correction Digby loves being commissar

[@floppydisksareop]

@@zaikolebolsh5724 Except if you happen to be a HERO OF THE IMPERIUM!!!!, banging an inquisitor and a *really really good* liar

[@nullpoint3346]

@@zaikolebolsh5724 Aren't they already castrated?

[@Shogun0099]

@@floppydisksareop Hey, there's no "except", Cain very much enjoyed his work, just not when he was getting shot at.

[@DoubleTrouble-li5wi]

He doesn't enjoy being a Commisar... It simply is what he is!

[@hafizjoe583]

Guardsmen: "make mistake(heresy)" Commisar Digby: Hello there.

[@fireclone4009]

Commissar Digby. You are a quick one.

[@melkorlapich802]

One of my favorite moments was from the valhallan one where he says “speak of the devil and I shall appear”

[@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul5487]

"Can you come over." "Can't im purging heretics." "My guardsmen are acting up." "FULL SPEED AHEAD!"

[@bek3243]

The two extremes of 40K: The Astartes film project and this.

[@ryan.1990]

😂😂😂

[@hartianx1698]

I'd say it would be TTS.

[@hartianx1698]

@Mustafa Sungur The name of the 40k mod in Arma is called "There is only War"

[@thedyingmeme6]

And I love BOTH

[@Kari-tu3fs]

And both are fucking glorius

[@imperialfist2304]

Digby: What’s their callsign? Rimmy: The Commissar wants to know your callsign Guardsman: It’s Spark Digby without missing a single beat probably loading his bolt pistol : Hello Spark it’s the Commissar!

[@brendanmercer2338]

5:29

[@ProfessionalProfessorPat]

I wonder how that went...

[@CodexQuinn]

And then they died. The end.

[@whatintheworld6413]

Are they from ZF CLAN Soviet womble friends?

[@WRAAEEE]

@@whatintheworld6413 Digby is

[@Joaosantos22114]

"THE NAVY NEVER YIELDS!" "Oop- I'm out of ammo."

[@PeterButchens]

Pac gasping for air has to be the funniest thing I've heard in a while

[@arguellesargie]

Ah yes the battlecry of “My anus is clenched” inspiring words

[@Nyghtking]

Can't let the heresy get it.

[@cloroxusthestainlessone4324]

I am fortifying this anus

[@Joaosantos22114]

Meh, Waaagh is better.

[@fumarc4501]

This is fitting, as the Blood Ravens are involved.

[@imperialfist2304]

As the Emperor once said: “FUCKING HORUS” oh shit wrong quote

[@yochaiwyss3843]

"I FEAR NO EVIL, I FEAR NO DEATH, *THE EMPEROR COMES FOR ME!!"* Damn what a badass Commissar! I'll follow him to the Eye itself!

[@Darkmythsolider]

7:33 yes it is a good little quip

[@malarkthemad4300]

The Astartes are here..... Blood Ravens you say? NAIL DOWN EVERYTHING

[@maliceharding4668]

Bring out the sacred chains of binding

[@floppydisksareop]

Freaking Blood Magpies

[@jimmyseaver3647]

Malark TheMad LOCK THE RELIQUARY!

[@marcusalm7350]

Should we nail down the nails?

[@abdulamar9907]

THEN THEY WILL 'ACQUIRE' THE NAILS!

[@rhyzvanic3660]

5:38 The Commissar introducing himself is literally worse than surprise chaos marines

[@natecondy6193]

Chaos astartes hello there

[@wesleyfravel5149]

Best part of these are Commisar Digby’s speeches.

[@agentofdoom100]

Happy birthday commissar digby! May the emperor bless you!

[@lulzalfest]

As per directive, Digby then executed the flyover pilot later on for misuse and waste of resources.

[@Glepno]

I'm pretty sure he said it was his name day not his birthday.

[@glenmcgillivray4707]

Happy birthday Commissar, guardsmen: drive him closer he wishes to cut the xenos and heretic with his sword.

[@TeamOneDay]

"Oreokastro is in Imperial hands once more, with far less UXO this time." *Castle gets absolutely bombarded, as is Imperial Standard.*

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

Hey, it wasn't UXO!

[@TeamOneDay]

@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 *The joke was that since they didn't use a UXO, they had to use whateverthehell shells like it's Vraks all over again.*

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

@@TeamOneDay Honestly (plesantly) surprised you didn't put r/woooosh there, but yes I got the joke I was just saying that technically, the description is right as it wasn't UXO

[@TeamOneDay]

@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 No problem, I'm not exactly fond of those "LOL REDDIT MOMENT ECKS DEE WOOOOOSH" comments.

[@librarianseth5572]

Logo could be a flamingo aquilla, allowing the bird part to stay while looking ridiculous and fun

[@Sacharius]

Or an emu

[@damoclesecoe7184]

I approve of this Heresy.

[@Martyhero]

I was going to suggest a two headed chicken myself, but a flamingo is equally appropriate XD

[@xman92go]

Rimmy before the op: Have fun out there. Commisar Rimmy: MAY ALL WHO OPPOSE THE EMPEROR FIND NO QUARTER... CHARGE WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE EMPEROR! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! Edit: u are all fluent in the ways of the purge.

[@omegaentertainment01]

...one of these things is not like the other, mainly because one includes far more _heresy_ than the others.

[@imperialfist2304]

Did I just see some Khornate Heresy? Yes Commissar this man right here

[@fumarc4501]

Something is very odd with that Imperial Commander. He wasted Imperial resources and time to organize a flyby for his Commissar’s Nameday... also I’m pretty sure those “Blood Raves” are eating the Guardsmen in secret.

[@roostedmx7690]

The Lord Commander of the Imperium would like to know your location

[@OrificeHorus]

*_f u c k i n g h e r e t i c s_*

[@gobot567]

I think a commissar barking "substitute woman if you are a woman!" will stay with me.

[@emanuelepanizon6007]

And the other soldiers answering "substite woman if you are a woman" :) :) :)

[@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595]

@@emanuelepanizon6007 they're good soldiers!

[@fabianmichaelgockner5988]

10:25 Rimmy: *orders bomb strike on Oreokastro* Pilot: "No clusters?" 10:32 Rimmy: "No clusters, no. We all know what happen in Oreokastro." Me: "Some one played *Laws of War* and know what happen there." 12:44 "And we got the confirmation."

[@theshadysingh]

Space Marine: *Playing jazz* Other Space Marine: "Brother what is that?" Space Marine: "IT'S THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE!"

[@imthecrabby]

With the group I am in, TWC or "The Wrecking Crew", we also don't really like using Zeus, we all want to play the missions so we also make all the missions in the editor. We had to make a lot of what we use yourself (waypoints and modules) and it great that you guys do the same, I get bored of the "Fix it with zeus". I love the live streams and these videos, it is really nice to watch someone that genuinely loves what he does in these missions just like I do every weekend. Lots of love Crabby

[@mickyflint]

you know with digbys love of being a commisar and rimmy starting the skittles/melody cult and the cult of Kenneth, an operation where cultists led by rimmy go against digbys guardsmen either as a straight tdm or some players going rogue and traitor would be interesting if it's possible.( all I know of arma is from wobble, you, and maxor.)

[@docartemis2878]

mickyflint 1218 Unfortunately Digby has threatened quit the unit if he was ever made a unit commander again. I believe it was in A Bridge Too Far, when he was leading Paratroopers.

[@Difficult_K9]

@@docartemis2878 Commanding units can be very stressful at times but is highly rewarding if done right

[@docartemis2878]

Difficult K9 I’m sure it is, and I might even find it enjoyable. I was merely mentioning that Digby had previously been in command and told Rimmy in no uncertain terms that he did not ever want to be commander again. Although, maybe if they gave him a unit of Ogryn? Since as a commissar playing properly would be to do whatever they were told without question.

[@Kriegsdude]

@@docartemis2878 well he said platton command not unit command, in platoon com you have to micromanage while unit com is giving vague orders and not saying to do this exact thing.

[@melkorlapich802]

It was also that he was working with new players or something and none of them were listening to him

[@Kalashinator]

The more "Oreokastro" is mentioned, the more I envision a cap, beard and cigar superimposed on a Hydrox cookie.

[@Valen7141]

"The navy never yields!" *Runs out of ammo and retreats immediately in the same breath*

[@arcane_rogue3440]

Is it just me or do the Space marines go out of their way to find at least one guardsmen to kill every op they're in?

[@BradBen52]

If they only kill one, they're probably being merciful. Or too busy stealing someones car.

[@zeus28frenzy]

Their blood Ravens. That should be assumed

[@LordDarthHarry]

4:47 The Blood Ravens were GIFTED a guardsman

[@natecondy6193]

S H U T

[@crimsonquill4255]

"I FEAR NO EVIL I FEAR NO DEATH! THE EMPEROR COMES TO ME!" I get goosebumps EVERY TIME Digby shouts out that line. That man could seriously be a drill sergeant-a true Commissar!

[@joaogomes9405]

"THE NAVY NEVER YIELDS" *Navy proceeds to yield almost immediately*

[@MrVigil-jp1tc]

7:50 I laughed a bit too hard and choked on some ginger ale in the process

[@irondragon1785]

4:47 “get him boys!” *scared heretical guardsman screaming*

[@averagespacegirl9418]

Well then, Happy Birthday Digby!

[@Madman1234855]

1:10 Rimmy finds out about transhuman dread.

[@scribblerstudios9895]

Can't say a Blood Raven doesn't have humor XD I watched over atleast four times and wheezed each time

[@novikovPrinciple]

"Command says we're clear to engage and that---" *brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtt* "..." _All I needed to hear was "clear to engage"._

[@alphamoon_]

7:50 is what we call a "theatrical timing" moment

[@MrWildcat28]

I think they all died

[@joshuamcclung8362]

Pluto can we talk about the actual genuine reaction before they got lit up? That “SPREAD THE FUCK OUT!!!!” Actually sent chills down my spine 😂

[@MrWildcat28]

Joshua Mcclung that was the sound of pure terror lol

[@SuspiciousEntityYT]

That is the most commissary commissar voice to ever commissar and I appreciated every second of it

[@M.A.D-222]

my god I love Digby's commitment to the role of commisar

[@nightmareman9960]

7:40 “the navy never yields!!!” *literally half a second later* “I’m out of ammo.....” *immediately falls back* I fkn died 😂

[@leanna1007]

4:49 I was walking in the dark to the bathroom and as soon as I opened the door that scream scared the shit out of me

[@TheIfifi]

"The navy never yields!" *two seconds later* "I'm out of ammo..." *Retreats*

[@jasonvorhees1795]

Huge fan from germany here! I always get the feel that these videos matter the most to you, since you sacrifice so much time and sanity for your hobby as commander. I found your videos on guard duty, while rewatching old Arma Womble Vids and wanted something similar, that is how it started, but you do so much your own thing! Tldr: much love and support. ^^

[@008TheDen]

3:04 "The Codex Astartes names this maneuver Steel Rain!"

[@boomercycle1951]

The absolute terror in the voice of the guy who got lit up by that turret is gold.

[@rgm96x49]

1:55 Even in the darkness of the 41st Millennium, it's good to see that baneposting is still going strong.

[@MTG_55_03]

8:23 [Distant heavy metal music with the screams of pain of demons]

[@daftosxd]

5:13 *Guardsman makes a mistake* Commissar wants to know your location.

[@mmksquared]

Last time I was this early the xenos hadnt been exterminated yet.

[@KnightofDark00180]

Can I just add that Digby sounds like a perfect commisar?

[@commander_sage]

Now I want a Commissar Digby is Watching poster... Keep up the amazing work!

[@kazegakun]

I love how into the Commisariat role Digby gets, it adds even more fun to an already fun op. Also, poor Pac and his laughs.

[@dandic2342]

"Hello Spark it’s the Commissar!" And bowel control loss in 3...2...1!

[@enricopaolocoronado2511]

Commissar Digby has some of the best speeches I've ever heard from anyone from the Commissariat. Also, Commissar, those Guardsmen weren't spouting strange words. They were simply reciting lesser known verses of the Mechanicum.

[@ragnerschwarzmane3412]

„The navy never yields!“ one second later: „I‘m out of ammo...“ Well, that was a short never.

[@octaviusxxii2674]

Happy birthday digby!

[@tanks608]

Man is pac a JTAC or something IRL? he really has command and control down.

[@TheVeryLastHippy]

This was the first 40k fustercluck I watched live. I miss these.

[@zachh6214]

"Hello Spark. This is the Commissar" Fucking died

[@joealiff7429]

Happy birthday Comisar Digby

[@Buckq]

Happy birthday, Commissar! The emperor's light shall shine on you once again

[@_Aly_00_]

"the commissar wants to know what callsign your section is" Now that is a terrifying statement!

[@cursedcat4826]

"The navy never yields" *2 seconds later* "I'm out of ammo" lol

[@dragotonitrua5929]

Happy birthday Digby.

[@wolfie4744]

Thank you Rimmy! You're the best :D

[@andrew-paulclements1502]

This video is so strangely wholesome for a Fustercluck video.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

“The Navy never yields” in the Navy, yes you can sail the seven seas

[@deeriojimwat5565]

happy birthday Digby! edit: Man the 40k mods for Arma is getting better for sure.

[@MechaWolf0]

Happy Birthday to Commissar Digby from the Dark Angels! On a related note: "Blood Ravens! Lock the Reliquery!"

[@yeetyeetguac2350]

Nice look at the mission behind the video! Btw, loved seeing you interact with the ALiVE devs on discord while I was getting help with my own mission, made my day seeing you out in the wild

[@madmanvarietyshow9605]

I've watched this so many times that Digby sentencing the multilaser doesn't make me laugh anymore sadly, but Pac honking uncontrollably never fails to make me lose it lmao

[@501ststormtrooper9]

Happy birthday, Commissar Rimmy! You’re one of the best Commissars known to Mankind!

[@nonner114]

Oi, Rimmy, Can you make the fusterclucks shoulder patch a real thing? With VELCRO and everything? Would LOVE to add that mo'fo to my collection. Riiight next to my SFA one. Also, PRAISE THE DAY OF BIRTHING OF THE COMMISAR DIGBY!!!!! MAY THE EMPEROR PROTECT!!!!!

[@aleksazivkovic1407]

Happy birthday Commissar Digby!

[@robrechtcordemans3763]

4:14 is basically a mild interpretation of transhuman dread

[@andrewevans2842]

As a fellow Arma 3 player and a huge fan of Warhammer 40k and loyal to the Emperor, i am so glad i found your channel. The Space Marines look amazing, and i was laughing the whole way though. I'll share your channel with my Arma 3 group. Keep up the amazing work! Keen to binge the shit out of your channel today.

[@Zeldraga]

Happy birthday my commissar Digby! May the emperor's light guide you through your day of birth and as you face the Heretical scum and Xenos scum!

[@gsthomas187]

8:56 Fun fact, the commissar accurately cited the Uplifting Primer as in Section 2, Article 6, Subsection 28 under Heresy. I own the primer and evidently so does he lmao. Top notch roleplay lads.

[@nivikliriak]

"Operation Co-Dependency" -- stop basing your operation names off my failed marriage dammit! :3

[@leonidasthegreat2563]

4:47 Asmodai, interogate

[@Uncle-Pablo]

Happy birthday digby

[@Fraude_fiscale4]

1:55 did... did rimmy just banepost ?

[@thelunaticone9695]

I dont know if rimmy will read this but , All I can say about you rimmy and your clan is that you both never cease to be amazing and to make my day better you are funny and quirky in your own ways , your vids not only provide entertainment for me but help me with My health. Keep up the good work rimmy & co .... CHOAS REIGN *smack* Not now Kenneth *sigh* also happy birthday Digby.

[@thatrandomfurry5945]

What was Digby reading out of? I'd like to find me one of them

[@weldonwin]

I believe it is from the Imperial Munitorum manual, which used to be available in Games Workshop stores, but now you might need to go online to find a copy

[@H9092-2]

Imperial Guardsman's Uplifting Primer

[@Techstriker1]

I like the 40k authenticity xD "What are our orders sir?" ~"I'll give you orders if you survive the landing"

[@labtec514]

Hardly, space marines wouldn't wait for orders

[@brummie2495]

Rimmy I just spent the last 30 minutes defending you on reddit. Also , crap they overan a kreig position

[@brummie2495]

And when I say defending you i mean just getting yelled at by what i can only assume was an inquisitor or an ecclesiastical preacher

[@Kampftroll]

I love that you gave the Modders some attention!

[@fireclone4009]

4:39 What were these Astartes doing?

[@shisho_sos8093]

PURGING HERETIC BROTHER!

[@wp12mv]

Wow! that was edited quickly! nice job Rimmy

[@yible3278]

RIMMY! YOU NEED TO BRING HENRY CAVIL WITH YOU IN A WH40K ARMA 3 GAME. HES BUILDING A CUSTODES TABLETOP ARMY AND IS A GAMER. RUN A HORUS HERESY SIEGE OF TERRA OR WAR IN THE WEBWAY GAME AND LET HIM BE A GOLDEN BOI LIKE VALDOR.

[@brettdibble2763]

i honestly don't think this'll happen in our lifetime. nice to think about though.

[@yible3278]

@@brettdibble2763 worth a try, with the coronavirus he might not have much better to do but it is certainly worth a try

[@maxobb7259]

7:51 that was the most real-sounding, guttural command I've heard yet.

[@silvadic2207]

9:17 When you see the heresy and the Eurobeat kicks in at the right moment.

[@happygrunt4789]

These always make my day. I hope we get more Tau ops. The Tau are my favorite.

[@CplHunter1027]

I'm always happy anytime new 40k videos come out.

[@lachlanbold8319]

Happy Birthday Digby!

[@oscarchan2624]

Well of all the arma channels in KZbin this takes the crown. Also happy birthday commissar DigBy

[@wonderdakka]

The one thing that made me smile greatly was when digby addresses Spark. Im my mind i picture the guardsmen just sweating and then "oh sh!# "