Rise of Kong is the worst game of 2023

Skull Island: Rise of Kong is a terrible videogame. DO NOT BUY IT.
The OLD King Kong game was WAY better...
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[@AlexMagnusTheLoneGamerWanderer]

Gollum: *"Yes my precious, our game is the worst of all 2023"* Kong: *"hold my banana"*

[@emberpowertcg7692]

*shudders*

[@Person-wz6iy]

Hold my Woman.

[@flufflewarrior]

This made me laugh more then it probably should 😂

[@QueSeraSeraaaa]

"BANANA SLAMA!"

[@loneronin6813]

Yours was the best comment of all 2023!!!

[@averyeml]

Seeing a game show up on Mind Pulp the day after it drops is like seeing a movie hit the $5 bin at Walmart a month after it leave theaters

[@MindPulp]

HAHAH

[@KaijuForceNeo]

Nice Analogy, there.

[@JJ14Films]

Best analogy for the games they review. 😂

[@t.c.bramblett617]

Straight to video lol

[@manboy4720]

this feels like a video game someone would be playing in the background of a sitcom.

[@BruceWayne-ns7tv]

It definitely looks like a fake movie game. wow. I cant believe someone/people made this in 2023

[@remimartin8493]

Maybe because we live with sitcom people now...

[@dopesiiick]

Fuck we really are in a simulation

[@JinxSanity]

Yeah I can already hear Sheldon Cooper complaining.

[@benseac]

Or a video game one would play within another video game

[@bronyhub]

_Looks at Gollum_ "Perhaps I judged you too harshly..." _Gollum's facial animations break before he falls off a ledge_ "Then again perhaps you both just suck..."

[@TheGary108]

“What’s insane, one of the best games we played on this channel was a King Kong game and now simultaneously, one of the worst games we’ve played is a King Kong game” Perfectly Balanced, as all things should be.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I've neevr seen King Kong before this game so this game has genuinely been my first experience with Kong. I don't really see the appeal of a normal gorilla but whatever lol

[@LordOfPowercreep]

​@@fuzzyotterpaws4395monke smash. me happy

[@l.m.m.n.i]

​@fuzzyotterpaws4395 how is a 25ft tall gorilla that boxes with dinasaurs "normal" 😂

[@Smulenify]

They somehow managed to make Kong look tiny.

[@alchemy5750]

I 100% feel like this game's target audience is very kind and well-intentioned grandmas who try to surprise their little grandchild with a fun game but have absolutely 0 idea of games at all and doesn't know what counts as a "good game"

[@manboy4720]

you're not a GAMER, GRANDMA!

[@lutherheggs451]

Im not sure why there are so many people shocked that Gamemill Entertainment put out a garbage game when 99.9% of their games are licensed garbage mobile games.

[@Thetruepianoman]

​@@lutherheggs451Noones shocked about that becauae noone knows it 😂 were shocked at this shit being on a ps5 in 2023

[@alienlife7754]

I was in a store long, long ago when Gamestop was still the place to go and an older woman asked me about a Mortal Combat game. “Is this a good one? It’s for my grandson.” I said “How old is your grandson?” Her “Eight years old” So I told her about fatalities and the rather tough learning curve on these games. Maybe not the best for an 8 year old kid. I suggested a Crash Bandicoot game instead. Lol.

[@QueSeraSeraaaa]

​@@manboy4720gamers grandmas are the best category of gamers. They are just so chill.

[@squee1139]

I love that they thought doing an impression of the Dark Souls intro voice-over would make their game good. And the furtive pygmy kong, so easily forgotten...

[@matthewhardwick8208]

What's better than old garbage? Modern garbage disguised as old garbage. That's literally what they were thinking about in the corporate meetings.

[@manboy4720]

in the boardroom meeting, they were like, "so... people like garbage, right?"

[@qdakid7776]

@@manboy4720I mean if not garbage what else?

[@QueSeraSeraaaa]

​@@manboy4720"are people possums?,do they love garbage?" "They love it as long it's nostalgic" The game:

[@drstrangelove307]

There was no corporate meetings, this game wasn’t made by the actual people behind the King Kong movie, it was made by a guy who wrote a public domain Kong book.

[@Interference22]

The "popping plants" leads me to believe a dev screwed up the Level of Detail (LOD) settings for them: you've got a set of distances that govern what to show depending on how far away the camera is, right down to "show nothing" for when you're really far away. It's like they somehow got the distances for the highest and lowest LODs the wrong way round or something, so the bushes get LESS complex as you get closer.

[@TheHufflepuffSaint]

It just goes to show how beautiful Peter Jackson's PS2 King Kong game was. That game holds up so much more than this which was released in 2023. 😫😫

[@alienlife7754]

Just to bad it has so short.

[@Dr.SamLoomis]

I think of that game more as an Xbox 360 game

[@QueSeraSeraaaa]

It was unironically good, just so short..

[@callamhandford6165]

I still play that to this day on my ps2 amazing

[@nickbrown801]

Xbox 360 version of this is backwards compatible with Xbox one and series consoles!!!

[@hiigherup]

they missed a good opportunity for when you beat a “boss” to say “You Have Kongered” this game is 0/10 just for that😞

[@SecondBestArtMuseum]

This is so weird to me. You feel so SMALL playing as any of the Kongs. Like, the trees are towering over you, the monsters are generally your size, eve the bushes are proportionally larger than you. Like, that's WEIRD to me. King Kong, and presumably his mom are supposed to be towering giants who live in a tiny world, they should be able to look over tree tops and cross rivers in a single step, the only thing bigger than them are the monsters that want to kill them. But, everything here makes it feel like you're a normal sized gorilla, even the distance off the camera makes you feel small. WHY IS KING KONG SMALL?!

[@jonw9791]

Also why is kong just getting about murdering tiny dodos what is his problem

[@QueSeraSeraaaa]

It's Tiny Kong, the rejected brother of King Kong.

[@bart2019]

Yes that feels more like a normal sized gorilla to me.

[@Martin-yh7vi]

​@@bart2019Gorilla The Game™

[@vazsa7387]

it's actually the Bigfoot not king kong

[@Dreadjaws]

So, here's the thing: the rights for the original King Kong novel were never renewed, so they are in the public domain. Anyone can make an adaptation of King Kong as long as they somewhat base it on the original novel. I believe the title "King Kong" itself is off limits because it belongs to the original movie, but those rights expire in 2029 too, so we're bound to see even more adaptations in the near future. In any case, the reason this game was made on the cheap seemingly out of nowhere is because it's very likely _not_ licensed.

[@gamerman782]

If I recall correctly the developers were forced to make the game from scratch in like a year.

[@AVMSC]

not even gorilla glue could fix this game

[@hewhobattles8869]

Not even Dinosaur glue could fix it. Godzilla glue might be able to worth a shit though.

[@QueSeraSeraaaa]

​@@hewhobattles8869not even human glue can fix dinosaur glue! Wait..

[@mateusfelipecardoso40kview3]

But with flex tape

[@mikeythompson]

Best comment right here 😂😂😂

[@EdnaKonrad4MVS]

@@mateusfelipecardoso40kview3 "Flex Tape is ordinary tape." - Shil Swift, 'Flex Tape Is Ordinary Tape {YTP}' (by CrappySalami)/'[YTP] Flex Tape Is Just Ordinary Tape' (by YTP Channel)

[@EIA-Observer]

As a solo game dev, I'm not sure if I should be dismayed that this got funding and the rights to a major IP, or if I should be hopeful because if this can see the light of day then maybe so can my game.

[@Dmog97]

It’s abollockly awful

[@newgameld2512]

Iguanabee is actually a competent developer, that is... if they're given time to polish their game project. GameMill did *not* give them that time.

[@ssjchixken5110]

It annoys me to no end that you dont even feel like a giant ape, more like an average sized sasquatch

[@QueSeraSeraaaa]

Oh cmon, even the Sasquatchs in the Undead Nightmares DLC are better than this. ^^

[@AlphaFlight]

Lol imagine they forget until the developing was finish 🤣

[@BuryTheLight-tds]

​@@QueSeraSeraaaaIf said Sasquatch was playing this, he'd definitely say "make it stop"

[@OverdriveGamesAnime]

Yeah. The trees are too big, and they're the only point of reference.

[@QueSeraSeraaaa]

@@BuryTheLight-tds or poisoning this kong with mushrooms.

[@1dayatAtimeking]

"It was the best of times , it was the blurst of times " Got my subscription

[@AlolaMasked]

No one tell them that yet another licensed game is in the works based on killer Klowns from outer space

[@MindPulp]

oh god..

[@samuelwetz8378]

@@MindPulpit may be good or it may be not 😂

[@AlolaMasked]

@@samuelwetz8378 Judging by the concept art and character designs it looks to be a banger

[@nathan_worley203]

​@@MindPulp"oh god..." is right, my friends, "oh god..." is exactly right.

[@Totalrecarlo]

Ohhh no

[@Lawoftalos12]

As a fan of godzilla, king Kong and all things kaiju, it really hurst to see the monsterverse become popular again but for all the bad reasons : ( but I'm just glad the community is overpopulated and alive and well

[@deadpoolnerd]

This feels like a college student who was slacking off all semester, realized he had a week and a half to submit his final game project. So quickly slapped whatever empty assets he had left and called it a day. Good god outright there's more than likely actual college students who could do a much better job.

[@thientuongnguyen2564]

Said college student has a bright future working for one of the big evil gaming companies, zero efforts and all the tweets!

[@laggy3099]

The developers only had a single year to make this. So it's more like if a professor gave a college student an essay and said "Oh by the way this is due in three days"

[@flameblastv5151]

As someone who had a year 12 major project for software design and development, I can indeed confirm that literally all of us made better projects (even the least interesting project we had was a full remake of Tetris).

[@daddiboi4121]

I like how the big crab is a single model, that looks one way, and they still couldn't care enough to not make him clip his own body with his claws lmao

[@gunmunz]

Fun fact this is not based on the Monster verse Kong but a King Kong book series no one remembers. KK is in a unique area where one can pick and choose what licesance they can use and the devs here chose the cheapest one.

[@cristiangomez4537]

What book series is it? And was it a good book or even that was considered a bad series?

[@alexisfasth1553]

oHh i understand why its so weird now lol

[@williamlydon2554]

​@@cristiangomez4537My understanding is that the novelization of the '33 film is in the public domain.

[@denizen53]

​@cristiangomez4537 Kong: King of Skull Island is a 160 page novel written by Brad Strickland and John Michlig and illustrated by Joe DeVito in 2005. It is an official sequel and prequel to Strickland and DeVito's 2005 rewrite of the 1932 novelization of the original 1933 film King Kong authorized by the estate of Kong's creator, Merian C. Cooper.

[@gofukurself1575]

Bro just likes this dog water game😂

[@magicfexer3474]

Redfall:I'm the worst game of 2023! Gollum:No! I'm the worst game of 2023! Rise of Kong:Amateurs...

[@Nightlizard1564]

It’s seriously depressing that as monster fans these are the kinds of gamers we’re getting in the gaming space :/.

[@MindPulp]

yea... not good

[@AlexMagnusTheLoneGamerWanderer]

@@MindPulp you should give a try to *War of the Monsters (PS2)* 😉

[@thegamingprozone1941]

​@AlexMagnusTheLoneGamerWanderer and that's actually on ps4 😂

[@AlexMagnusTheLoneGamerWanderer]

@@thegamingprozone1941 they made a port for PS4? didn't know that :D

[@goodlordyogurt]

​@@AlexMagnusTheLoneGamerWandererseconded War of the Monsters is a fucking banger

[@chloecarpenter3635]

I feel bad that the devs were only given a literal year to make a game from ground up.. the executives are real monsters..

[@DeanQuinn-ep2lt]

I've seen indie devs with a much smaller budget and a much smaller team create better games in a year.

[@DeanQuinn-ep2lt]

@FrappeKitten sure, some are, but there are also many great examples of indie developers creating full fledged video games.

[@colddogs]

RISE OF DONG

[@coolbreeze3793]

Rise of Dung.

[@CordellPotts]

I've already copyrighted that title for my gay porn/serious drama that I'm filming, directing,and staring in.

[@l2EVENGER]

​@@CordellPottsYo, I wanna see that and send it to my straight friend when I'm losing an argument

[@chris_player2995]

GOTY 2001

[@dianaberlin4767]

@@CordellPottsI'll be there

[@normalwhiteguy1555]

The developers just typed King Kong game into an AI program and called it a day lol

[@Stegosaurus4000]

Oddly enough, this is supposed to tie-in with the original 1933 Kong movie, but, for some reason, instead of a making a cool game to explore that Kong’s universe, they made this…

[@HenryStudioCA]

I thought you were gonna say this looks like a game made in 1933 or it began development in 1933 but didn't come out until now (and yes I know vidya didn't exist in 1933)

[@drstrangelove307]

It was a tie into a public domain book that was based on the 1933 Kong movie.

[@Wellspring213]

@@HenryStudioCAit looks like they started development in 1993, took the next 30 years off for holiday, and then finished development in 2023. You have to admire the determination and never give up attitude.

[@tylervanpeursem7627]

​@Wellspring213 funniest thing about it is this "game" would be revolutionary in 1933

[@sethtone8634]

the facial animations always look like he pooped his pants and then gets unreasonably angry about it.

[@JamesMoris283]

I’m surprised this game didn’t have a sewer level

[@Alucard_Dead]

The game already is the sewer level

[@johnforhan7087]

Or a docks level.

[@QueSeraSeraaaa]

This game is a sewer level by itself.. 😂

[@UncannyBeagle]

I thought the pee lakes were the sewer level equivalent.

[@Ohthatguy64]

waiting for the obligatory sewer count

[@0iqgremlin414]

I remember seeing a clip of this game where it was a cutscene before Kong fought a monster, but the devs forgot to make an animation for the monster for the cutscene so it's just a random png jumpscare before the cutscene continued

[@TotalLevelYT]

The person who made the boxart is the only one to give 2% effort in making this game 😂🤣

[@Martin-yh7vi]

That person is the only reason anyone even considered looking up the game without knowing anything about Its gameplay.

[@TotalLevelYT]

@@Martin-yh7vi true

[@HenryStudioCA]

I kept feeling a sense of deja vu with the facial animations and it's just occurred to me they remind me of the facial animations on the Hulk in Ang Lee's Hulk, except, in-comparison to this game (and newer MCU cgi... had to get a swipe in there somehow :P), that Hulk and his expressions look better and that's from a film from fucking 2003

[@gokufireguy9585]

I’m both shocked and so glad you guys decided to play both a good example of a kong game and a terrible kong game.

[@SonOfGalactus]

10:18 They spent more time on this skull then the entire rest of the game....Simply fascinating.

[@__JiG__SaW__]

don't be fooled, they probably just downloaded it off fuckin thingiverse

[@Accidental.Creation]

Man, the PS2 Kong game was so much better AND looked better! Like, how is this possible? 😂

[@parodypatient8706]

I refuse to believe that they DIDNT try to make it worse than Gollum

[@daveintheAM]

I wonder if the king kong license holders were just like "well lets try to get *something* out" and authorized this

[@FlipFlop_OFC.]

The reason why the game is so bad, is because the developers were rushed, the game was meant to be a quick cash grab, and the game was made in just a year. If the developers weren’t rushed, they could’ve made An actual good game.

[@wantedminion5966]

Maybe 20 years from now, some new KZbinrs will play this game and trash talk it. Then they’ll get comments like “This game was my childhood” or “I loved playing this game as a kid”.

[@dominykaszakrys3373]

News flash: These are the same devs that made Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing...

[@jordangerardpotier]

“Avatar: the quest for balance is the worst game of the year” Rise of king: hold my beer.

[@Person-wz6iy]

Hold my Woman.

[@Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore]

The worst part is, both were made by GameMill Entertainment

[@jordangerardpotier]

@@Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore did they ever make one good game, aside from Nickelodeon all star brawl?

[@Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore]

@@jordangerardpotier I don’t think so

[@thegamingprozone1941]

​@Theonionofthedisneyjuniorlore how is that company not gone under? 😂

[@averageadam5001]

Me in 2010: " I can't wait to see what games look like in 2023. Games in 2023: .......

[@gex8683]

GameMills Entertainment truly has a track records of broken records promises and other unpersonal standards.

[@coltonwilkie241]

Nickelodeon Kart Racers 2 was actually pretty decent. I'll give them that one. Everything else they put out has been terrible.

[@gex8683]

@@coltonwilkie241 They still didn't give out proper Interactions and once again were nothing but shouting various quotes from there own show and feel no difference for the upcoming sequel.

[@QueSeraSeraaaa]

Companies eventually get lazy and released a game by showing any lack of what a good game is. Complete it with a broken plot.

[@monstercombo007]

Now I'm afraid for Nickelodeon all stars brawl 2

[@coltonwilkie241]

@@gex8683 The kart racing game actually has decent gameplay to distract people from how lifeless the characters are. Every other game they've pushed out has terrible gameplay on top of being lifeless.

[@hazelbarnstar9731]

Why tf is everyone picking on this game? People are acting like this is the cyberpunk launch all over again. It’s just a bad game, move on

[@JamJam9386]

How did Kong get so much bigger then his parents? I would’ve thought they would be as big as Kong was.

[@QueSeraSeraaaa]

Why did they brought his childhood at this point? It could be great, but this game messed it up.

[@bleach8888]

The best way to describe this is as follows. If you were a predominantly ps2 game player, and were known for just playing ps2 games, didn't tell me this was a ps5 game, I would justifiably assume this was a ps2 game. It looks, plays, and acts exactly like one. It even has the generic ps2 3 button gameplay. The one that was actually made for the ps2 looks better then this, (I played it on the Xbox 360 though). Also, I just got to the first boss fight, and they got the enemy wrong. That's not the species that wiped out the kongs, either it was too hard to animate them without back legs, or they just didn't do the 2 seconds of Google search to see what they looked like. That's a mistake so simple to get right I have to assume they got it wrong on purpose because of animation problems. I think they just used pre-made assets and didn't care at all about what skullcrawlers looked like. They're called skullCRAWLERS, for fucks sake, not skullwalkers. This is clearly a pump and dump game they didn't care about at all, and no one working on it knew nothing about the Kong universe. I'm not sure how they got the rights to make this game, I would have told them they couldn't release this even after they finished it no matter how much money was lost, just to save the Kong brand.

[@JuvenileNiall]

I love how not only is it following the PS2 licenced game formula, everything about it LOOKS like it too. Just...technically HD.

[@lolmetaknight]

-Mom can we have Gollum? -No, we have Gollum at home! Gollum at home:

[@Wooloo_831]

"It's like a dinosaur but like a bird" no really wow man, then you're gonna tell me water is wet

[@Cupo666]

I flippin died when the worm death animation clipped through the boulder

[@tylerbailey835]

I love you guys, Mind Pulp! You've gotten me through some tough and dark times in my highschool days and you're doing the same thing for my college experience. Thanks for giving a reason to smile everyday. You guys rock!

[@MindPulp]

Thanks for sticking around for so long! good luck with college!

[@tgs4207]

Peter Jackson’s king king is an absolute diamond of a game what an experience you have when playing, to see 20 years later this is the level of Og content we have actually hurts my heart. Ps keep up these amazing videos boiys you’re both hilarious !

[@bogardsfoxhole]

And to think, this is all because a wise old turtle once said "Hmm...Monkey."

[@ismailali2261]

I hope developers keep making bad games like these just so we can see some more Mind Pulp.

[@thegamingtreestump1872]

This whole game and its cut scenes remind me of deleted scenes from movies with cgi characters that weren’t ever finished.

[@mattdesautels375]

Yes! I was literally watching a video about this game and literally my first thought was “Oh man, I hope Mind Pulp plays this game!” And low and behold, just hopped onto KZbin and saw this! This totally brightened what has been a pretty crappy day! Love your channel! You guys are awesome and hilarious!

[@josepheducateeducate351]

Hahahah dude same. I literally just commented the same thing. These guys are great 👍

[@fathergnat]

this is making gollum look decent

[@Jolis_Parsec]

That’s not Gollum in that game, my guy. That’s Howard Lovecraft all grown up from the children’s film of the same name. 😂

[@QueSeraSeraaaa]

​@@Jolis_Parsecyou misread what they said.. OP said that this kong game is making the Gollum game looking decent in comparaison.

[@Jolis_Parsec]

@@QueSeraSeraaaa You misunderstood me, bruh. I was joking about how Gollum from the terrible game that he was talking about looks more like the lead character from a terrible kids’ film that has Mark Hamill as part of the supporting cast for some odd reason. 😋

[@QueSeraSeraaaa]

@@Jolis_Parsec ah alright, sorry!

[@SomeoneThatIsHappy]

The misunderstanding of the misunderstanding

[@hwimystic7691]

Personally, I don’t think it’s the worst because it’s somehow entertainingly bad. There’s some stuff to laugh at (the worm, piss lake, and Kong’s walk) and I kinda liked the leap mechanic. What I consider worst is that there is nothing good about it, no entertainment in any sense. There are minor stupid things in the game to laugh at, depending on the sense of humor.

[@thehighgroundmaster4782]

Honestly glad you guys post regularly. Always happy to get my weekly Mind Pulp entertainment

[@cooks37]

Day Before developers: Hold my beer.

[@KoreanJesus21Jump]

Say what you want, but that comeback was epic. Had me on the edge of my seat. Top 10 comebacks of all time.

[@thegamingprozone1941]

Needs to be on a WatchMojo top 10 most amazing comebacks xD 😆

[@QueSeraSeraaaa]

@@thegamingprozone1941 "Top 10 of the greatest combacks in KZbin channels".

[@thesimpsons17]

The best thing about this game is it introduced me to this channel! Love the dynamic between you two

[@TheReZisTLust]

This game makes me feel kongstapated.

[@DegenerateFemboyPai]

19:02 i don’t think you’re supposed to see that happen 😂

[@matthewavery2934]

In all honesty, this game looks to have been rushed to cash in on the popularity of King Kong, and it’s paying for it, big time

[@Butchbuchsnan]

…what popularity?😂

[@matthewavery2934]

@@Butchbuchsnan heck if I know, why ask me 😂

[@thetohoapologist4240]

​@@Butchbuchsnankongs an icon. What you talking about?

[@DeanQuinn-ep2lt]

​@@ButchbuchsnanThe movies have been massively successful, and the new Apple TV show has been receiving extremely high praise across the board.

[@TheSpinia]

1:33 Just from the still image I paused the video at, I already knew this game is poopy

[@samuelwetz8378]

This is the first time I’ve ever heard this game and judging by the thumbnail, I wish I still didn’t know 😂

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

The best thing about this game is the twist. The twist that you aren't playing as Kong, but his mother 😂

[@nolanschultheis6664]

There's just something about commentary from people with accents that kills me. Keep up the good work!!

[@Exocraze]

I genuinely don't understand how actual companies make games like this and think it's a good idea to release it.

[@MonsterMashed]

💰

[@sonnenblumefrau2048]

Laziness, no passion, and no care.

[@modermonkula]

This is definitely one for the collection. Bring it out on special occasions to show the grandchildren in 20 years

[@Unapologeticweeb]

its sad that instead of companies one upping each other by making better and better games companies seem to want to one up each other in who can have the worst game

[@Glenni91N]

And to think, the 2005 version of Peter Jackson's King Kong game wa on a whole other level.

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I've neevr seen King Kong before this game so this game has genuinely been my first experience with Kong. I don't really see the appeal of a normal gorilla but whatever lol

[@ivanthedoomslayer]

King Kong is supposed to be like 250 feet tall. Even in his original iteration, he was still like at least 30 feet tall

[@jakeypeaches5762]

Was scrolling on the PS store yesterday and stumbled upon the screenshots and wondered WTF they were thinking. And now I get to indulge in some EPIC gameplay. Appreciate yall 😂😂😂

[@zacharisincennes8026]

King Kong for the PS2 was better than this. And when a PS2 game is better than a PS5 game, that's saying something.

[@brycevo]

Who wants to tell them birds are dinosaurs and dinosaurs have feathers

[@Ermington321]

This game could've been great, and I mean that as a super fun action adventure grabbing the little mob enemies and throwing them around Gorey finishers kin to 2005 Kong. it does annoy me.

[@hinatahyuga9311]

Instead of this garbage why couldn't we get something different and better like Peter Jackson King Kong

[@PaulSchlock]

Isn't Kong supposed to be giant? It looks like your playing with a normal sized ape. Everything feels small.

[@RogueOne-o5b]

Genuinely wtf was the bowl of food like even contextually speaking why would there be a bowl even big enough for kong to pick up

[@Alvor98]

Looks like a game that could be made in Dreams

[@shcdemolisher]

Dude, even Dreams would do it way more justice!

[@iDaVisionEnt]

My dreams are more detailed than this

[@byletheisner5006]

​@@iDaVisionEntHe means the videogame "Dreams", the game where you can create other "video games" inside of it

[@synngames5446]

Gollum is surely telling you gents to hold its mother fucking beer for worst game of the year.

[@losentus614]

I recently discovered your channel and I can’t stop watching your videos! Your commentary is just so entertaining!

[@ToshMatsum]

The enemies are disappearing, the bushes are appearing out of nowhere... All because THIS IS KONG AND IT'S ALL IN HIS HEAD. Aaaaand he's got multiple personalities.

[@edigsfox]

Naughty dog can only dream of making a game of this quality

[@gamesmovienation3516]

I’m not joking there is literally a small community that called this a masterpiece that it is incredibly amazing. They were not joking in any way what so ever they called everyone haters.

[@mitch4672]

I would very much like a review of them. I would like to know what they think makes this game good.

[@Druidtvx]

You guys make my nights better with every upload, so glad I found the channel.

[@rigov7451]

This should not be something you can legally sell. Who gave these chilean devs the licensing for this

[@AndrewHills-i4q]

How the hell these games are even released is beyond me 😮

[@QueSeraSeraaaa]

"Money!"

[@bryanpineda2096]

​@@QueSeraSeraaaaProfit↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️↘️

[@cubeenigma5575]

Lack of coke in the think tank sessions

[@BuryTheLight-tds]

​@@cubeenigma5575LMFAOO

[@aimannazri6472]

Money Laundering my man

[@MW53516]

I was an in-store game demo person years ago. I had a lot of moms come to me and say “I want an exciting game for my kid without any shooting” “he can shoot monsters and aliens but not people” this is for those moms.

[@happy_jack_art]

Definitely buying this amazing game I've never seen anything like it

[@MindPulp]

please dont lol

[@happy_jack_art]

@MindPulp I can't make any promises I've already gone out of my way to buy a few awful games you've played as a sick punishment to myself haha

[@thegamingprozone1941]

@@happy_jack_art and me xD

[@LK-em1bv]

I can’t believe we got another Gollum-like I would only play this if I was paid Gollum-likes are badly made licensed games

[@enigmadas5]

A new game being uploaded so soon? I must be dreaming

[@MindPulp]

We literally recorded this yesterday and GRINDED to have it up today hahah

[@enigmadas5]

@@MindPulp true dedication love it lol

[@roshi1181]

I love the running joke that if there's anything purple, yall gotta sing purple rain I freaking love it

[@cbournproductions]

Thanks Mind Pulp! I was on the fence but definitely getting this now! It was this or Spider-Man 2

[@Coopwoot]

I like how your run of the game has so many bugs glitches and exploits and the other ones don't what are the chances of this playthrough being so memorable where as everyone else's copy of the game "works" as well as this trash game "works"

[@arghagaming631]

This guy's jokes never dispointed us 😂😂😂