Riverdale - "Candy Store" - Heathers The Musical Episode - Riverdale Cast (Official Video)

Candy Store - Riverdale Cast
From the Riverdale Special "Heathers The Musical" Episode
Available now here: lnk.to/Heathers
#Riverdale #Heathers #Musical
Tracklisting:
1. Beautiful
2. Candy Store
3. Fight For Me
4. Big Fun
5. Dead Girl Walking
6. Our Love Is God
7. Seventeen
8. Lifeboat
9. Seventeen (reprise)
Want more music from Heathers? Check out the London West End Stage Cast Recording!
(*note not performed by Riverdale Cast)
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[@juliandeweese1022]

Riverdale: *Did zombies eat your brain?* Heathers: Am I a joke to you?

[@crazytornadoe7039]

EXACTLY

[@mitskistan6107]

Julian Deweese LOL

[@anissakawther4986]

I don't want to be that person , but Riverdale didn't change the lyrics they just used used the highschool version of the musical . Except for the" shut up Tony " that is just unforgivable.

[@dany8749]

Ikr?

[@leonasoftic596]

wow I agree

[@mayableasby3987]

Them: Welcome to my candy store! Me: shut up heath- Them: *shut up Toni* Me: *throws phone*

[@민준-g5k]

I literally cried

[@solarstarnights]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAGHAHAHHAHA

[@gaminsomnia084]

Ummm... Its Toni

[@mayableasby3987]

@@gaminsomnia084 sorry

[@gaminsomnia084]

@@mayableasby3987 it's okay, just wanted you to know

[@anxie5933]

Kid: Can we get Candy store? Mom: We already have Candy store at home Candy store at home:

[@Anubis_aby]

Jessenia XDDDDDD

[@humangarbage3019]

Looooool

[@de-void1872]

True

[@bouquetoftulips]

AHAH XD

[@ObliviouslyLeila]

LOL

[@starri.oo-]

"Let your mother fix you ice cream." Me: bRuH, WHAT'S WRONG WITH FIX YOU A SNACK!

[@Cedarwoodbiome]

᥊᥊᥉tᥲrgᥲᥣᥲ᥊y 12 ᥊᥊ trying to make it rhyme i think , don’t think i like this version , i’m here for no reason

[@starri.oo-]

@@Cedarwoodbiome yea this version stinks

[@Cedarwoodbiome]

᥊᥊᥉tᥲrgᥲᥣᥲ᥊y 12 ᥊᥊ agreed

[@Ace0fHeartsx]

Bc snack is meant to rhyme with quarterback so they had to adjust it for the rhyme

[@Ace0fHeartsx]

@@starri.oo- ye tbh ur right

[@marvik3743]

Literally every Heathers fan: *Are we gonna have a problem?*

[@enderchris1yt]

Eh,it’s fine imo

[@Stitches000]

@@enderchris1yt It's the most mid song

[@ALTERN_ATlVE]

They change so much that I can’t even proses what’s happening anymore.

[@edits_forever24]

Nope

[@XeniaLansner]

You got a bone to pick?

[@anathesanepanda113]

Cheryl: Did zombies eat your brains? Riverdale writers: *yes*

[@ivydoles876]

Cheryl.

[@suenecalegario4942]

Cheryl

[@ivydoles876]

It's been 2 months. Nah lemme start a chain *Cheryl*

[@hazyhope._.]

*Cheryl*

[@Laura-em2mj]

Cheryl 🍒🍒

[@ratass1525]

Cheryl: did zombies eat your brain Me: *pissed*

[@idonotsee4908]

Honestly

[@ellieiscool8630]

same bro

[@bricks.7171]

I've seen you trash talk this Heather's everywhere but idc

[@keithtam19]

I actually had a seizure when I heard that line......

[@jourdonpatron212]

They said Bitch

[@erinmcgrath1602]

No one Not a soul Toni:YoU jUsT gOtTa pRoVe yOuR nOt A dOoRkNoB 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂

[@redhoodprince5455]

you're*

[@xivonochabalala]

i chuckled ahahahahahhaa

[@Gh0stgxts]

"ShUt Up ToNi"

[@kaye4473]

Bruh a doorknob XD

[@goodnight-moon564]

I think I’d rather prove I’m not a pussy, thanks

[@Bellatheawkard]

Me: *trying to sing the original* Song; did a zombie eat your brain Me: *triggered as hell*

[@bangissimaron]

ㄥ乇ㄥ 𝕞𝕪 𝔟𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 ꀷꀤꀷ 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 ᗷᑌT ᴛʜᴇɴ 𝓱𝓮 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚍 it シシ

[@aliviaxlash]

Same 😳

[@Nerdits]

It's so funny that they can sexualize high school students but not keep the original lyrics..

[@yaschirarodriguez2415]

you could've searched up *CANDY STORE ORIGINAL*

[@camip1485]

@@Nerdits FACTS

[@leef2305]

"If you lack the dukes, go play duck duck goose" *_oh. This. I don't like this._*

[@hdhdhedhdh986]

isnt it "lack the juice" ?

[@leef2305]

I like it even less

[@justafan.5577]

I fear no man, but that thing... it scares me

[@m0th529]

Let your mommy fix you ice cream Why do they even change that?!?! It is terrible

[@longhairedfox7774]

It’s if you like the juice

[@catsonly9481]

This honestly has the same energy as when kids act out Shakespeare in your English class

[@StarLight-cu9rv]

I mean idk, at least when kids in my own class acted out Shakespeare things like Macbeth and Julius Caesar people like,,, did well, like at least it seemed slightly like they cared or had passion at all

[@2doot]

I mean, at least seeing your friends act as fools has _some_ sort of entertainment value. Not sure if I can say the same for this.

[@zoed2478]

That's too true 😂😂 😂😂

[@sara-eh6ji]

StarLight hey hey hey, don't say the m word it's cursed

[@anissakawther4986]

taa bee or nat taa bee....THAT is the question :D

[@paolaa.calderonsanchez4666]

Riverdale has sex, cleavage, shirtless dudes, cults, murder and drug lords, however the actual Candy Store was too much? Ridiculous!

[@iceebeeforme]

Paola Alejandra Calderon Sanchez yes because the CW is gonna let them say all types of “fuck” on their channel are y’all dumb???

[@arianabalderaz3823]

Do you really think they are gonna let them say dick and Fuck and stuff like that on CW, u r some stupid ass

[@mollymcguire2344]

exactly thank you!

[@bossbabyirl]

@@iceebeeforme ok but they couldn't say "If you lack the balls"???

[@bossbabyirl]

@echo wall the next line just talks about drugs, but if they didn't want to say "Or you could come smoke, pound some rum and coke," it still could've been "Or come hang with me, and tonight we'll be in my Porsche with the quarterback." But Riverdale is known for having bad writing so I guess it fits.

[@kellensalaunb.4538]

... as a theatre kid, this song hurt me more then i thought--

[@rachelwiller4770]

Not to be rude but this sounds like a kidz bop version of the original...

[@queen_taetae4384]

Cat Key8 This is the high school version of the original. Most schools use this version because of the cursing in original.

[@mollymcguire2344]

YES

[@kicknamestakeass1173]

Cat Key8 This entire episode sounds like the Kidz Bop version of Heathers, especially Big Fun. Not even just the lyrics, just how it sounds, it’s nothing like Heathers

[@rachelwiller4770]

Queen_TaeTae I understand it’s “ censored” but the whole thing was torn apart just to fit in

[@gabzillaisdead]

I know right!!!

[@greendogs6989]

l prefer illegal heathers version

[@movedaccounts4194]

:')

[@movedaccounts4194]

I agree

[@samuraibobafett1118]

me too

[@amberboltonnn]

Yea

[@cassiekittyy]

illegal heathers is, on a scale of one to ten, is 17 times better than whatever you call this

[@Ott3rpup]

Honest critique, The instrumental actually sounds very nice but I think the singer's could have more strength in their vocals. If I had to rate it out of ten I'd give it a solid 6/10. Nothing more, nothing less

[@user-nb5jo2xi1g]

In my opinion the instruments and bgm they use sucks And the voices are kind of good but they don't use the high notes or the original lyrics etc. And that sucks So overall 4/10

[@mallrat.22]

Yeah, I like the vocals more in this than the original but other than that the heathers is better

[@dayjay_alldj7940]

I actually used the instrumental and swapped the vocal lyrics to the original heathers lyrics, and I gotta say it's pretty good. I'd give it a 7/10

[@cherylnightshade8518]

The vocals are so bad... Completely ruins any potential the instrumental has.

[@theaternerd5145]

Where are my fellow triggered real Heathers the musical fans?? This lacks: The good original lyrics Solid high notes Extremely good voices and high notes Beautiful harmony Devilish voice of Heather C Demanding but also following at the same time voice as Heather D (if that makes sense) Charm of Heather M The parts of this song we know and love The Heathers vibe I could go on and on and on and on and on and on and on

[@29Cburnett]

Theater Nerd real heathers fan here and too be honest, I loved every moment of this song/ episode

[@nuhuhitsgreywater]

29Cburnett I’m a real Heathers fan and I hate this 🤷‍♂️ but it depends on your taste I guess

[@sydneyblaw7368]

I know! It also lacks the personality of the original characters from the musical

[@critter8132]

My main complaint is how "Pop" it is, tuning and keys throughout this entire version makes it feel like a cheap studio cover, all of these just don't feel like they could be put anywhere near a stage, mic hugging in the soundbooth doesn't translate to stage diction and performance, the only song that's meh is Seventeen because it has the least changes and it's bearable but this is not quality for me

[@victoriaboodram876]

Preach ✊

[@planeslyville4645]

Riverdale: * Censors out every "inappropriate" part of the song * Me: *Inmersion RUINED*

[@Rufescent_AMVs]

But not "bitch"? Like, why. _why_

[@jackrobertson6808]

@@Rufescent_AMVs Or “Dirty dancing with the football team”

[@Mintyporksoda]

IT'S LIKE A KIDZ BOP COVER I STG

[@ismaelcaldez2834]

frggsjiw8e7hhhdfifyehdueue0

[@Asmanidoesnotexist2]

They can say bitch, but NOT “If you lack the balls”😭😭😭

[@kxxn693]

The fact that this is an 18+ show but they used the pg13 version... Once I realized this: *started screaming “SHUT UP HEATHER!!!”* a billion times to cure me...

[@Gh0stgxts]

Riverdale is just the Walmart version of Heathers

[@almetiaterrell1706]

I bless you. Ya deserve more likes unu

[@bedazzledangel4669]

More like Goodwill

[@cinnabon6793]

Nah it's the dollar store version because Walmart is good

[@karlmarx2885]

0:02 tf is this, minecraft?

[@notsapphires]

LMAOOO

[@lucia2426]

LMAO XD

[@babylux5800]

😂😂

[@Yourcutemetamorph]

LOL

[@timxneat]

LMAOOOOO IM DEADDDD

[@denaili7662]

me: oh well the damage can't be tHAT bad tight first line: dId ZoMbIeS eAt YoUr BrAiN? me: * vomiting* holy moly

[@ivydoles876]

Well? You got a problem? *interesting*

[@HisamiYomotsu]

Heathers: I LIKE Riverdale: i like....... i love how the producer said power

[@cynosure2]

Actually, the producers just chose to get rid of the top harmony. McNamara and 2 others do the higher one and Duke and 1 other does the bottom. Here, they just have Duke and McNamara do the bottom part. I think it sounds better that way though.

[@ghosttoast1747]

Practically none of these replaced words were necessary.

[@sweetstxr]

This has the same energy as the vine of the six kids doing a karaoke battle to “Just Give Me A Reason” by P!nk lmao

[@nadineiverswalsh8893]

sweetstxr omg

[@loupotter-black335]

You killed me XD

[@chokedonthedust]

Why is this so accurate? XD I’m dead this needs more likes

[@eriamalyak3547]

I don’t mind the lyrical change, it doesn’t bother me, since I did a cover in school. However, the voices had no emotion, were incredibly flat, and did not harmonize. This could have been so much better if they had just put a little more effort in on the directors (or whoever would be in charge of recording this) part.

[@despinasgarden.4100]

I think the same

[@idonotsee4908]

I only have a problem with the zombie like it was so out of palace and there was nothing wrong with a bone to pick

[@ReadingK10]

@@idonotsee4908 I think its because the needed something more cable friendly to rhyme with it instead of "why now are you pulling on my dick" XD

[@idonotsee4908]

@@monkeymarcell2867 honey I think you mean this one sounds like dying whales

[@yayaayya7726]

Case in point, “fine! Go braid her hair!” Like they didn’t emote AT ALL on that line, let alone place emphasis on “fine!” would it have been so hard to shout instead of ‘sing’ that line to show some, idk, performance??

[@movedaccounts4194]

Riverdale. Riverdale stop your gonna get in trouble. Riverdale- *TRIGGERED HEATHERS FANS HAVE ENTERED THE CHAT* (This was absolute crap Riverdale why..)

[@markshaw3711]

To be fair.. Riverdale has always been crap

[@aimie_boleyn8565]

Starry Night I wouldn’t go that hard me and my friends love re-enacting the battle

[@movedaccounts4194]

@@aimie_boleyn8565 cheryls zombies ate your brain??

[@aimie_boleyn8565]

Starry Night no it’s just we have good taste in music

[@sara-eh6ji]

Riverdale_memes_ 07 says the so called "Riverdale memes

[@Suzziixoxo]

As a wise person once put it; “This is the best song in the musical! Even though it was ruined by Riverdale”

[@xureez]

that one heathers in a nutshell video xD as a person who never watched riverdale (and never plans on doing so) i was just like: “they did whaaaa?”

[@Emilamariegaming]

@@xureez I just came from that video lol

[@incast_9871]

Ehh, imo I prefer 3 other songs more than candystore

[@Aleheather_Shipper]

@@EmilamariegamingSAMEE

[@utubrGaming]

Are we gonna have a problem? You got some bone to - what? You come say far why now Are you pulling on my - ooooh

[@luigiquijote8776]

Illegal Heathers is starting to look good

[@khianovas]

Yeah the girl who played heather c has grown up huh?

[@29Cburnett]

Luigi Chavez heathers lyrics are cringe as hell, these are pretty cringe too but at least they're slightly more tolerable

[@ivyg1515]

@@xaelvet sorry not sorry 'bout what I said, Heather! But like, I agree with you-

[@eddieslyfox1831]

Yeah

[@TheRokoShow]

Agreed.

[@emmaloctober6001]

Two of my favorite things in the original song was the aggression in the lyrics and the fierce voices of the singers. This song has neither of them. I feel like I’ve deflated

[@salalal7491]

You could see in the episode that the actors were really uncomfortable. Now these are some high class actors so just imagine how uncomfortable they must have really been! Still the reason I haven't touched Riverdale for weeks now.

[@aborednerd6166]

I understand why they did the high school version but it’s making me cringe so much. I adore heathers and Cheryl does make a good Heather Chandler but it’s just strange. betty and veronica as the other heathers? Carrie made sense with the casting. And Josie as Veronica? It’s just strange. Also Toni’s dancing in this was shocking. Like if you’re doing a high school version, Toni’s dancing should not be in that.

[@pixelpudding3914]

Deegii Nyamdavaa the other guy is Kurt!

[@asleykarinas9928]

ceo of its just strange but yes i agree

[@nativenewyorker3144]

Deegii Nyamdavaa Wait, is Chandler Cheryl or Veronica? Because you put Heather C. twice.

[@glucose_guardian]

Harmonies??? never heard of her

[@hdhdhedhdh986]

isnt 2:08 a good harmony? Idk i might be wrong. Im not musically bright.

[@jamiehood850]

@@hdhdhedhdh986 I'm not the most musically adept either, but I do theater, and I listened to that. It kinda just sounds like a couple voices singing the same part instead of singing different harmonies

[@hdhdhedhdh986]

@@jamiehood850 is a harmony basically the same or similar voices just in different pitches? lile they try to all do one voice?

[@jamiehood850]

​@@hdhdhedhdh986 Harmonies are basically where each voice type (Soprano, Alto, Tenor and Bass) sing a different line so you can hear different notes being sung together. The original trio of Heathers is made up of a Soprano, a Mezzo and an Alto. On the soundtrack, you can hear Mac belting her high harmony during the choruses. You can look up the different vocal parts if you're curious

[@prayerofthehaim2925]

There's some harmonizing at the end no?

[@rory7993]

I love that they just forcibly got rid of all the high notes. Just DONT DO IT if u cant

[@fireflair1660]

Broadway: okay here's the rights to do Heather's Riverdale : okay thanks Broadway : now please don't break it Riverdale : Two seconds later Heather's is laying on The floor broke everyone : damn it Riverdale now the ilegal looks like masterpiece.

[@dn6893]

It's not even on Broadway

[@H0urglass_Cl0ck]

Technically it's the west end version

[@bernardodemagoso8716]

1:49 Just step into my candy sTOoOrE 🤡👈lets say im in pain

[@louiso2510]

DID I REALLY JUST FUCKING HEAR "u just gonna prove ur not a doorknob anymore"

[@agriffiths]

The soothing part is the beginning where you have the faint sound of the actual Heathers singing.

[@kiti1498]

wHY is no one talking about the fact that they changed "or forget that creep" to "or forget *the* creep" It triggers me sooo much

[@carlosamendez7364]

Hey riverdale, *J.D.* coming for you and has _more_ TNT this time

[@carlosamendez7364]

*This doesn't have enough dislikes...*

[@barbucha954]

Me: Let's give this a try! It can't be that bad. This god forsaken video: *DiD zOmBiEs EaT yOuR bRaIn?*

[@annikaankka69]

Like this maybe wouldn’t be that bad if they didn’t change the lyrics://

[@jacxineface5387]

Cheryl: Are we gonna have a problem? Did zombies eat your brain? You've come so far why are you now yanking on my chain? I normally slap your face off And everyone here could watch But I'm feelling nice here some advice listen up biotch (Music starts) Betty and Veronica and Cheryl: I like Cheryl:Looking hot buying stuff they cannot Betty and Veronica and Cheryl:I like Cheryl: Drink hard maxing dads credit card Betty and Veronica and Cheryl: I like Cheryl:Skipping gym scaring her screwing him Betty and Veronica and Cheryl: I like Cheryl: Killer clothes Betty and Veronica and Cheryl: Kicking nerds in the nose! Cheryl: If you love (or let) the doose go play duck duck goose Let your mommy fix you ice cream Betty and Veronica and Cheryl:~ Woah~ Cheryl:Or come hang with me and tonight we'll be Drity dancing with the football team Betty and Veronica and Cheryl: ~Woah~ ~Woah~~Woah~ Betty and Veronica and Cheryl:Honey watcha waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store it's time for you to prove your not a Loser anymore And step into my candy store Veronica:Guys fall Betty: At your feet Veronica: Pay the Check Help ya cheat Betty and Veronica and Cheryl: All you Betty: Need to know Cheryl:Some debate has to go Betty and Veronica and Cheryl: That freak's Betty: Not your friend I can tell in the end Betty and Veronica and Cheryl: If she Veronica: Had your shot! Betty and Veronica and Cheryl: She will leave you to rot! Veronica: Course if you dont care Fine! Go braid her hair maybe sesame street is on! Betty and Veronica and Cheryl:~Woah~ Veronica:Or forget that creep and get on my jeep Cheryl: Lets go tear up someone's lawn! Toni: see you dont have it watch this Oh honey watcha waitn' for? Welcome to my candy store you just gotta prove your not a Door knob any more! And step into my candy store Cheryl: You can join the team Toni: Or you can Bitch and Moan Cheryl: you can live the dream Toni: Your you can die alone Toni & Cheryl: you can fly with Eagles or if you prefer keep on testing me or end up like her! Toni & Cheryl: ~Woaaah~ Toni:Honey watcha waitn' fo- Cheryl: SHUT UP TONI! step into my candy store Toni's team??: Time for you to prove your not a leader Cheryl: ~WOAAAH~ Toni & Cheryl: And step into my candy store its my candy store its my candy its my candy store its my candy store it's my candy Cheryl:~Stooooore~

[@jop2612]

thanks! I was searching for the lyrics in the comments :D

[@detectiveterribledetective7348]

@Anything. Lucy that is duke's line

[@detectiveterribledetective7348]

@Anything. Lucy that's mac's line i'm pretty sure

[@detectiveterribledetective7348]

@Anything. Lucy maybe it is idk

[@gustavosm2620]

STOP YANKING ON MY CHAIN OH MY GODDDDDDD

[@ellieiscool8630]

am I the only one who enjoyed this episode.. *wait i only liked the bughead senes..*

[@beatles3438]

Yes. You were.

[@keiramitchell5012]

@@beatles3438 noo I enjoyed it but the off Broadway ver. Is way better

[@lebazardemori3221]

Never watched Riverdale but I was curious when I heard about this episode, but what a surprise when I heard that beautiful doesn't have the insults (which are importants 'cause it's describe the atmosphere of the school) and when I heard this shit for the first time, like who changed the lyrics??? I want to have a talk with them????

[@alxnb.1]

*LINE DISTRIBUTION* 1. Cheryl - 89.8 seconds 2. Toni - 48.0 seconds 3. Veronica - 45.0 seconds 4. Betty - 41.9 seconds 5. Peaches - 22.5 seconds

[@hshshhshshshah]

Lyrics: Are we gonna have a problem? Did zombies eat your brain? You've come so far Why now are you yanking on my chain? I'd normally slap your face off And everyone here could watch But I'm feeling nice Here's some advice Listen up, biatch! I like! Lookin' hot Buying stuff they cannot I like! Drinkin' hard Maxin' Dad's credit card I like! Skippin' gym Scaring her Screwing him I like! Killer clothes Kickin' nerds in the nose! If you lack the deuce Go play duck duck goose Let your mommy fix you ice cream Woah! Or come hang with me And tonight we'll be Dirty dancing with the football team Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatcha waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store It's time for you to prove You're not a loser anymore Then step into my candy store Guys fall At your feet Pay the check Help you cheat All you Need to know Some dead weight Has to go That freak's Not your friend I can tell in the end If she Had your shot She would leave you to rot 'Course if you don't care Fine! Go braid her hair Maybe Sesame Street is on Woah! Or forget the creep And get in my jeep Let's go tear up someone's lawn See, you don't have it Watch this! Honey, whatcha waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store You just gotta prove You're not a doorknob anymore Then step into my candy store You can join the team Or you can bitch and moan You can live the dream (TONI) Or you can die alone You can fly with eagles Or if you prefer Keep on testing me And end up like her Woahhh Honey, whatcha waitin' for Shut up Toni! Step into my candy store Time for you to prove You're not a lame ass anymore Then step into my candy store It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy store

[@henarcarreno3710]

The lyrics is trash

[@xxjustanaveragehumanxx3779]

Pain

[@xureez]

i’m in spain without the s

[@ladyofways]

Cheryl: are we gonna have a problem? Me: yes.

[@piaxxo]

Everyone else is hating on this, while I just think of this as.. average. The actors tried real hard, I can tell. And this cover is good in my opinion to listen to. I don't know. Though I do respect everyone else's opinion.

[@buuqalert]

exactly

[@cee5611]

Same

[@juliechang7117]

YES! Exactly at least they tried

[@luna_kane1369]

Agreed

[@monopurple]

I think the actual problem is that the lack of emotions or enthusiasm in their singing. Just what I think also nice jjba pfp

[@honeymoonfaded]

When you order The Heathers on Wish:

[@estrelalaranjaazul]

Sim cara

[@zackarymcbroom5807]

I want to SCREAM this is SO bad the lyrics change are so bad KILL ME NOW BEFORE THEY DO A MEAN GIRLS EPISODE

[@bricks.7171]

mood lmao

[@salalal7491]

I'm still waiting for a deh or a hamilton episode. When those arrive I'm jumping off the bridge with Martha.

[@greenflavored]

Luna Weasley I’ll jump with you and we’ll see if we’re more successful

[@salalal7491]

The Odd Ninja Maybe they'll keep our flame, they'll tell our story xD

[@Potterhead-wg7vz]

If they do a Hamilton version.....I’m gonna go commit Alexander’s Cousin

[@k.azuichi785]

kidzbop that you?

[@catffeine4178]

What in the bully of a song is this?

[@louiso2510]

me: shut up HEATHE- riverdale: shut up tommy me: throws phone.

[@MunmunFresita]

1:33 I really wanted to hear the WHOA-WHOA-WHOA

[@chloeunicorn9947]

REAL

[@badidea932]

1:22 why did she sing it like that 😭

[@mushdunn]

IM LIVID!!! WHO THE HELL SAID "Hey, let's ruin Heather for literally EVERY THEATRE KID EVER"!?

[@trisprior2455]

This song alone gave me even more reasons not to watch riverdale.

[@pixelpudding3914]

I can’t believe that I’m actually starting to like Illegal Heathers and Peathers

[@Shelivesindaydreams28]

Riverdale tiene: asesinatos, violaciones sexuales, sexo, prostitucion, drogas, adolescentes embarazados, suicidios, Cultos, Encerio no pueden decir "Pussy" o "Smoke", pero si "Bitch" y "Slut"

[@rigobertorios452]

Oraaaa, no tienen vi0laci0nes

[@emo-ty2qh]

they already ruined the Archie comics . now heathers •_• listening to this makes me feel second hand embarrassment . . .

[@ЛилияНикифорова-р4ф]

Are we gonna have a problem? Did zombies eat your brain? You've come so far Why now are you yanking on my chain? I'd normally slap your face off And everyone here could watch But I'm feeling nice Here's some advice Listen up, biatch! I like! Lookin' hot Buying stuff they cannot I like! Drinkin' hard Maxin' Dad's credit card I like! Skippin' gym Scaring her Screwing him I like! Killer clothes Kickin' nerds in the nose! If you lack the deuce Go play duck duck goose Let your mommy fix you ice cream Woah! Or come hang with me And tonight we'll be Dirty dancing with the football team Woah! Woah! Woah! Honey, whatcha waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store It's time for you to prove You're not a loser anymore Then step into my candy store Guys fall At your feet Pay the check Help you cheat All you Need to know Some dead weight Has to go That freak's Not your friend I can tell in the end If she Had your shot She would leave you to rot 'Course if you don't care Fine! Go braid her hair Maybe Sesame Street is on Woah! Or forget the creep And get in my jeep Let's go tear up someone's lawn See, you don't have it Watch this! Honey, whatcha waitin' for? Welcome to my candy store You just gotta prove You're not a doorknob anymore Then step into my candy store You can join the team Or you can bitch and moan You can live the dream (TONI) Or you can die alone You can fly with eagles Or if you prefer Keep on testing me And end up like her Woahhh Honey, whatcha waitin' for Shut up Toni! Step into my candy store Time for you to prove You're not a lame ass anymore Then step into my candy store It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy It's my candy store It's my candy store

[@thecrackiestcrappyhead9843]

Riverdale: changes all the not so bad words. Also Riverdale: *or you can bitch and moan*

[@xhunny_bunnyxtv2632]

*Look of how they massacred my girl.*

[@nuggetanimation7217]

dId zOmBiEs eAt yOuR bRaIn? Me:....hey siri, wheres the nearest cliff?

[@Major042]

oh god- it the voices were fine at first but when the person said "watch this" and tried to sing, i literally lost it

[@el_torr]

Come on guys, do you really think they’ll get them to sing the original song? As amazing as it is, it’s very explicit, so please don’t complain about the lyrics, be thankful they even performed it.

[@carla_box2474]

I would be thankful if they didn’t sing at all

[@emmahalverson5209]

Agreed 👆

[@faithduncan3188]

Technically they did sing the original lyrics, theres a high school version of the musical and that's what they did. I think they only changed a couple lines to fit names and such in.

[@mejisnotreal]

I'm not even really mad at them for changing the lyrics. I am more upset about them changing the musical production. It feels a little lacking to be honest.

[@emmahalverson5209]

@@mejisnotreal It's lacking good singing 😂

[@doodlerose6291]

Please please please listen to the cast recording. Please. TAKE IT FROM A THEATRE KID PLEASEEE

[@martxzinstrumentals]

Me: mom, can I buy heathers? Mom: You have heathers in home Heathers in home:

[@justcarri1366]

You ruined the song~ Please let this be terminated for long~ This is a crapshed version of the song~ This whole video is just wrong~ 0:51

[@mothersuperior2673]

"Why now are you yanking on my chain" *W H Y*

[@depressedbanana7002]

Even thought I didn’t watch it I’m already sick of it

[@kevinwetherell1748]

Look how they massacred my boy!

[@ochakouraraka1252]

Who ever woke up and said this is what we need, go back to sleep.

[@loonemist]

So I watched this before knowing about the original masterpiece and actually thought this was nice and didn't understand why pepole hated it so much "WhY Are U YanKing oN mY ChaIn"

[@bingobongo8030]

.... I clicked on this thinking it was the heathers one

[@untitleddocument512]

Why didn’t they just settle with: “Are gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You’ve come so far, why now is it taking so long to click?” Not great but better than their’s

[@suddysoap]

Or maybe this: “Are we gonna have a problem? You got a bone to pick? You’ve come so far, why now are you making us sick!”

[@untitleddocument512]

Sophie OwO oh wow that’s good too!

[@starsombry2501]

I love that

[@Kamphoria]

*if you lack the JUICE"* Me: "okay wtf is this shit"

[@hannahvanduyn7345]

Is it bad that I liked the woah at 2:09 better the original

[@starricerulean1721]

you can hear the theatre kids screaming.

[@albieemery2828]

We did they censor “Say goodbye to shamoo”

[@picochu3990]

Autotune Chandler, Autotune McNamara, Autotune Duke and Veronica the Doorknob

[@DavM310]

1.) The censorship is so dumb and doesn't even make sense at times 2.) Basically no discernible vocal harmony 3.) THEY BASICALLY DROPPED THE HARMONIES IN THE SECOND CHORUS LIKE WHAT THAT WAS THE BEST PART

[@onecrazykid3567]

Them- why now are you yanking on my chain Me- WHYYYYYYY

[@taofeeqah3591]

OneCrazy Kid it's time for you to prove you're not a dOoRkNoB anymore

[@clurpslurp]

Okay but why did they change snack to ice cream, like what was the purpose?

[@crystalocelot1641]

If you haven’t heard the original I recommend you do Especially the high note that chandler does.

[@danicajekic1595]

It’s so baffling that they would censor the lyrics given the content that normally appears on the show. Also they did Josie dirty. If you’re gonna spend the episode turning it into a conflict between Cheryl and Toni, why not do the original version for the soundtrack? That being said, the singing itself is definitely better here than in the episode. It’s just that none of them have the training or sass to convincingly pull it off.

[@Shanyagtsu]

Danica Jekic but Cheryl Veronica and Betty can sing

[@rosexfletcher]

I love the fact that Cheryl is Heather Chandler, 'scaring her screwing him.' Cheryl's a lesbian... switch em

[@fern_does_games9489]

Me, Very angry riverdale ruined candy store for me, *Are we gonna have a problem?*

[@joshuajackson296]

Guys, the setting of riverdale is that they are in high school. Heathers has a high school version where they changed a lot of the lyrics they had to do the high school version

[@itsokandres]

Joshua Jackson 2 yea a show that also shows them having sex every single episode in a very explicit way also i’m pretty sure they’ve said words such as bitch, lame-ass and stuff like that before..and the point of heathers is a black comedy so

[@joshuajackson296]

Andres Castillo ok they do all that out of school not in. They are doing a school musical meaning it had to be the high school version. And yes they have said those words but they are teenagers of course are going to say that. But would a high school put on the original version of heathers, yeah sometimes, but most likely they are going to do the high school version so they don’t get in a lot of trouble from parents. Also literally at the start of the episode it was basically just that the parents were mad about them doing heathers. But the school couldn’t get into much trouble because they are doing the high school version.

[@marian4211]

@@joshuajackson296 I've spent my whole afternoon replying to those kinds of comments AND FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT. Yeah I know, I hate kinda hate it too, but people shouldn't judge the lyric change, they should judge the performances itself. It's really hard to find a high school production of heathers that doesn't censor the lyrics, and why would it be different in Riverdale?

[@nkirukaj2384]

Iwannakashootmyself the singing is terrible, how about that?

[@joshuajackson296]

Nkiruka J the singing is not bad. The producers just put to much autotune In their voice it makes it sound bad they just need to stop using autotune or take out the songs that are not in their vocal range

[@haven1746]

Everyone: hating on riverdale Me: well, ya know I’m a BIG riverdale fan...

[@henarcarreno3710]

They are hating becouse of the shit they made in musicals not all the show. And riverdale is just cringe and no sense.

[@estrelalaranjaazul]

they hate this shitty song like me

[@unicornaaliyah7229]

Why the FRICK did they do the hs version??? Cause this show has SOOOOO many inappropriate things and subjects, like tf

[@emiilysheils5030]

thus is weird... 0:19 wot .... 0:38 wtffff 1:20 THE ONLY ORGINAL LYRIC EBER 1:36 one way of saying I cant do that riff lol 1:46 WHAT 1:52 safuq 2:08 k..

[@Zoe-pp9sl]

Me: *Waiting for the ending* Me at the ending: Um. Hello?

[@Magz_stuff]

Ik :( that’s my favourite part. But noooooo.

[@haleeyyyyyy]

“You just gotta price your not a doorknob anymore” *w-what*

[@EllieC130]

Seriously? You can’t reference rum and coke and smoking but we see these characters drinking in Big Fun? Why are these changes even necessary? Also DOORKNOB?! REALLY?! Like I get pussy not being appropriate but you couldn’t think of anything better?

[@marian4211]

There's a official high school version made by the original writers, if I'm not mistaken, they just used that version

[@EllieC130]

Iwannakashootmyself in which case, I’m just judging the high school version. Rum and coke I’ll tolerate but that doorknob shit is just bad 😂

[@jupiter3285]

This is has to be a comedy-

[@pokemon_101]

We love when Riverdale changes the where to they don't get copyrighted

[@adamdunlop7420]

Mlp,Disney, Pokemon reviews and more wow you’re dumb

[@chemmy_durden]

Adam Dunlop how?

[@ranitascomiendosopa8616]

I feel like up to 0:35 it was good (probs cause i like low notes) but after that it went downhill