"The JoBro Jingle Bells" (A JoJo Christmas Song Parody)

You wanted it, you got it! After almost 3 years of asking, the JoBro Jingle Bells Parody is finally here, but probably not the way you expected.
Robert E. O. Speedwagon is about to throw the greatest Christmas party imaginable to show his love and appreciation for the Joestar Family. But he needs help!!! So he decided to invite every JoJo's best friend to help set up the party...but who is the bestest friend of the JoJo's? Who is the best JoBro? And is Rohan even here? All these questions and more will be answered in this exciting conclusion to the JoJo Jingle Bells Trilogy
Sung, Voiced, & Co-Writen by: Riverdude Covers
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End Credits Animation by: Diana A Go Go
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Lyrics
Dashing through the snow,
I lived on Ogre Street.
I fought a Gentleman
But was spared my defeat
The world we did defend
I helped him to the end
And that is how I would become
the JoJo’s Bestest Friend
OH!
Jingle Bells, Dio Smells,
YOU FELL FOR IT, YOU FOOL!
Dashing Though the snow!
I had to Catch JoJo!
And also the Red Stone
From the Crevice Below!
Cross Europe we did go,
Just me and my bro
But passed on all my hamon
When i had faced my foe
Jingle Bells,
Wammu Smells,
Hamon Bubble Cutter!
In our own small town
We solved a murder mystery!
I came back from the dead
When I was history!
We made a lot of friends
To many I would say
We go for brunch to Tonios
But only on Mondays
Oh, Jingle Bells (Josuke) Kira Smells
Koichi laid an egg (It was only time hey)
Okuyasu’s brothers dead (aw)
And Rohan wears a toupee (HEY)
Jingle Bells, Josuke (Kira) Smells
Koichi killed da hoe (No?)
But we settle our differences
When we meet at Tonioooos
Dashing through the sand
On the world's worst road trip
IT'S AN ENEMY STAND
OH MY GOD
HOLY SHIT
We'll have four iced teas
And maybe a Hot Coke
But somehow I'll still end up
A favorite donut joke
Jingle Bells, DIO smells
GET OUT OF HERE, HE'S STILL ALIVE (arf)
Cant comprehend, DIOs stand
OH GOD IT GOT EYES
I have a Little Steel Ball
I made it out of steel
I use the golden ratio to spin it like a wheel,
OH! Steel Ball, Steel Ball, Steel Ball
I love it, how you spin!
Steel Ball, Steel Ball, Steel Ball,
You know I always win!
I met her on a beach
Backed by the setting sun
Where I confessed my love
And two halves became one
I married her on the spot
Our love could not be bought
Then we went on honeymoon
To Disney World Amusement Park- (beats up Annasui)
I can unzip things
I can make things real soft
I GOT A GUN
I have an airplane!
I am a turtle now
I've got a deadly virus
And I hate Giorno Giovanna so much I fed him some of my piss
He appeared up from ground
He had a simple goal
He fought the rock humans
To save his mothers soul
He went beyond what I expected
When I met him on the bus
But he has four testicles
So that's a major plus
Mista: WHAT?!!?
Jingle Bells, Tooru Smells
Is he really 89 years old?
I use my phone to research things
And I am made of string
HEY
Jingle Bells, Jobin Smells
Josuke likes potatoes
We will get the Rokaka
Cuz were the best Jobros
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Joshu Flew Away!
We go near and far
To help the Joestars
I AM NOT OKAY(Joshu)
YAY
Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
JoBros all the way!
Fight to the end,
We're the best friends
And we're here to save the day
HEY!
List of all Jobros
Speedwagon
Caesar
Kakyoin
Polnareff
Koichi
Okuyasu
Rohan
Bruno
Mista
Narancia
Abbacchio
Fugo
Trish
Polnareff AGAIN
Ermes
FF
Weather Report
Anasui
Emporio
Gyro
Yasuho
Mamezuku
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[@grandwarriorwaluigi1284]

Jonathan being heartfelt and saying there is no best Jo bro, Jotaro just being Jotaro and saying it's Iggy.

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Hah! Good one Jotaro, good one.

[@justsomeguywithamustach]

Jotaro is wrong anyway its danny hands down

[@grandwarriorwaluigi1284]

@@justsomeguywithamustach and Danny now has a friend in the oven with him.

[@calicobagels]

@@grandwarriorwaluigi1284 Dang that's pretty lit

[@The_BlOb]

He's not wrong though

[@petezaparker]

“Oh…the Americans are here.” Killed me 💀💀💀 this is absolutely hilarious, I love this!!!

[@gameworldjt]

Florida, even better!

[@gurshansingh4055]

Average Florida prison.

[@person421]

Great woohoo

[@blaiseviola3318]

Bruh Florida what about Ohio? They are even better

[@gurshansingh4055]

@@blaiseviola3318 this is what happens when you watch jojo from memes

[@RWBYraikou888]

Can I just say that Polnareff's hair being Fort Squidward is _brilliant?_

[@myworld4818]

i was thinking "hey speaking of polnareff's hair it kinda reminds me of the fort from that spongebob episode" and when i leaned in closer to find squidward i was rofl and checked the comments to find nobody talking about it 💀

[@crispyoats25]

NAH I DIED WHEN I SAW HIS HAIR PLSS

[@watashikorindesu6522]

I didnt even notice that, this is brillian fr

[@wildcherry0420]

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE BHAHAAHH

[@animebutter5238]

fr

[@triggerredstudios6349]

Abbachio and Rohan being friends just gave me so much serotonin lol

[@protagiswatching]

fr 😭

[@cha.ser1]

GYRO ARGUING WITH VALKYRIE IS HILARIOUS

[@laranjapera8825]

I love how Kakyoin already have the xmas color scheme

[@luizzzz1079]

Love the inclusion of Yasuho, the true Jobro of part 8 ( and the best character)

[@weablotheweeb]

ikr. i hate people who think joshu is a better jobro than yashuo

[@user-em7ig3lk7l]

She’s literally me

[@The_BlOb]

@@user-em7ig3lk7l you wish

[@tylerknipe9462]

@@user-em7ig3lk7l dream on

[@The_villainess_eleanor]

@@The_BlOb I mean hell i wish

[@edgyusername4191]

My favourite moments 6:10 Gyro's arrival / song 7:48 Weather's quiet "Oh, here he goes." 8:23 The Narancia, Mista and Abbacchio style beat down on Anasui. 8:48 Bruno's "Oh, no." 12:30 Rohan's "HIS WHAT?!" 13:31 Mista's "WHAT?!" 17:08 Polnareff's perfectly cut scream

[@vocalsam3608]

I love how the "HIS WHAT?" part is not only hilarious but it fit extremely well to Rohans reaction if Josuke (We know who we're talking about) had a GF.

[@sleepynako]

weather was so soft

[@am.bisonmain9077]

Gyro be like TACTICAL SONG INCOMING YO HO HO

[@Digiheart400]

10:52 Speedwagon's "YOU DIDN'T EVEN RHYME!"

[@waikeonglim7703]

11:29 Speedwagon YEETS Joshu 11:42 National Speedwagon’s Christmas Vacation

[@ashessakura7518]

I still have a hard time believing all these individual voices that sound like the actual characters come from just one man but I’ve also watched him enough, dude you are so talented!! Also, Speedwagon regretting opening his mouth for 18 or so minutes XD

[@skinnywizard6351]

Yeah. I feel really bad for speedwagon

[@eaglehood224]

You did it, you made a trilogy of Christmas classics. Congrats to you all. Merry Christmas!

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

And that's a hat trick for Riverdude.

[@eaglehood224]

@@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643 2 months late but uh- A hat trick like Speedwagon's hat tricks?

[@doctorwho3708]

Jonathan being the wholesome dad of the group and calming everuone down is so in character. And then their Jotaro trolling everyone.

[@bellingtoned]

Well dogs ARE mans best friend

[@joinme5560]

The whole Yasuho dialog with all misunderstandings is actually pretty good and It would fit pretty good into EoH

[@venzdarrenventura2154]

Honestly wished the two au jojos showed to theirs gonna be some interesting convos

[@bkb757]

I hope he makes an AU Jingle Bells this year, to clear everything up XD

[@PsychoJodio]

Don't worry people, Johnny and Gappy are waiting for part 9 Jojo to come, so they will be allowed to party too🙂

[@hunterstjean119]

I like to think that okuyasu’s thoughts are just always in ms paint

[@bigpoggers6507]

5:22 bro polnareff having PTSD and kakyoin just singing 💀

[@HEAVY-SYNAPSE5]

Valkyrie on the roof is hilarious 😂

[@macheathers1861]

Classic Roach behaviour right there

[@sir_cabbage1170]

Ok that last part with iggy is just absolutely hilarious

[@A_Storm_That_Isnt_Approaching]

Gyros part was the best part by far 🏀🏀🏀

[@yourmother1211]

He deserves an Oscar

[@A_Storm_That_Isnt_Approaching]

Indeed Gyro deserves an Oscar for singing about his green balls of steel

[@calicobagels]

Facts, balls are amazing!

[@teemroket4158]

Id love to learn to spin those balls anyday

[@speedwagonstarfoundation]

Writing strange but the best songs is in his blood

[@noindamster3581]

I thought Jotaro will say Koichi is the best jobro. Most reliable guy Jotaro ever met.

[@ProttMiners]

he should have

[@bellingtoned]

But dogs are mans best friend

[@Dascaon]

6:46 “VALKYRIE GET DOWN FROM THERE” “horse noise” “IVE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES YOU CANNOT CLIME ON ROOVES” “horse sas” “DONT YOU SAS ME”

[@strawberrymango6965]

This was a Requiem stand level masterpiece, incredible work!

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643]

Indeed.

[@GingerBread31246]

You could say it was *MADE IN HEAVEN*

[@josecorzo5517]

Over heaven

[@starshinehero]

12:26 "I guess that kinda makes me...Josuke's girlfriend?" *violently spits out wine and bottle* "HIS WHAT!" "Josuke never said that he had a girlfriend... right Okuyasu?" *Sad Okuyasu noises* "I feel...so betrayed."

[@abyssalserpent3679]

Why doesn't it surprise me that Rohan and Abbachio got along pretty well? XD

[@Wut-un8cm]

Iggy's the best JoBro cause Iggy doesn't really talk (outside of an internal monologue), and that sounds like something Jotaro "Shut up, you bitch!" Kujo would appreciate

[@mdsystems4463]

Then the true best JoBro should be Coco Jambo, he can't even make internal monologues

[@danielkahle8829]

Fort Squidward as Polnareff's hair is way too perfect, made my entire Christmas

[@danielkahle8829]

OMG AND KAKYOINS WREATH IM DONE

[@thinksimmasexy]

Speedwagon would be the one holding this party🌝 He's rich enough to invite rohan

[@tylergonzales8946]

12:30 that reaction is my favorite

[@ShaneHoehn]

“Not really arguing more of a dick measuring contest” is quite possibly the funniest thing to hear speedwagon say

[@giornogiovanna3311]

This was the funniest thing i watched Also im glad that Okuyasu and Koichi got their singing lessoms

[@dioandgiorno8585]

I don't know why I loved Joshu's "i Am NoT oK" so much.

[@BirdieSenpai]

Top 5 Scenes 5. "WHO AM I?! AAAAAAAAH!!" 4. Bucciarati's genuine "Oh no..." 3. Gyro's Steel Ball Dreidle Song 2. Rohan's "His WHAT?!!" 1. Mista's "WHAT?!!!" at 4-induced PTSD

[@josecorzo5517]

14:55 “at least is not on fire”

[@strawberrymango6965]

The greatest Christmas tradition, a new Riverdude carol!

[@agentEE233]

16:56 he would definitely say it's Koichi

[@hyperdreamer9483]

I find it funny how Speedwagon could’ve prevented the whole fight by say “My JoJo’s bestest friend” or “Jonathan’s Bestest Friend”

[@eastia7518]

10:45 "Virus" and "piss" definitely rhyme, idk what Speedwagon is talking about

[@yunouwu5059]

The Jobros: *Chaoticly singing* Speedwagon through the entire musical: *Internal screaming* ahaha this one is my favorite after the one with the Joestars, good job btw and merry christmas! ✨🎄

[@junatube260]

At 11:33 Diego is there too. The fact that you considered him as a jobro too is amazing. I love that

[@zabamistazajebista2975]

Next year we need the jingle bells of sidekick villains lol

[@_Kai-is-in-the-walls_]

Yess!

[@Caleb_Amamiya]

YES YES YES, YESSSS

[@deanfernandes7604]

Who would that include tho? Like besides the pillarmen. The 9 Gods, Dio's sons, La Squadra/Unita Speciale, Rock Humans?

[@imreports8301]

​@@deanfernandes7604 Red Hot Chilli Pepper maybe

[@durema9720]

@@deanfernandes7604 Funny enough Diego kinda fits in this list

[@trietlam1438]

That Kakyoin close-in shot was a sneaky gut punch

[@cloudusman90]

This is gonna be good of all JoJo-themed Christmas Covers!

[@yukonyeti6296]

Speedwagon is the best though. He started the Speedwagon Foundation which has been invaluable to the Joestars

[@starfalchion4404]

13:27 I just realized the reason why it was Mista that reacted to that….GOD I’M SLOW LOL

[@HappyGem]

Don't worry, your not the only one...🤣

[@mariachacincarrasquero8150]

12:55 OH GOD JOSUKE IS DATING ONE OF MY COUSINS JAJAJAJ

[@denzelburnside9937]

The fact that Jotaro didn’t pick Koichi to be the best JoBro is a crime in itself.

[@ndprod.animationenthusiast9376]

Awesome! Merry Christmas, River! 6:17 Lit! A wild Gyro appears! 11:40 That’s messed up but warranted. Lol 13:32 Saw that coming but it was still funny! 16:58 didn’t see that coming. Lol 17:50 Dang. We forgot about Johnny and Josuke 8!

[@trunksfireheart]

The Funniest parts from my favorite Jobros: Gyro: 6:15-6:28 & 6:40-6:54 Weather report: 7:08 & 7:48 Anasui: 7:48-8:22 Speedwagon: 11:44-11:54 This whole thing 😂: 12:28-13:54 If Abbacchio and Rohan had an interaction in Asbr: 9:47-10:05 Okuyasu: 2:28-2:38 The masterpiece: 14:24-14:49

[@saranswayampakula-fn8qf]

A Rohan and Abbacchio friendship is something I didn’t know I needed until I found out I needed it by watching this video. Thank you, Riverdude.

[@cheesemustard7712]

Bucciarati: “oh yes, the turtle Polnareff” Polnareff: “Oh I’m over here” Bucciarati: “OH NO”

[@AlchemicKeyblader]

I was not expecting Speedwagon to go into the Clark Griswold rant, holy shit. Having that come right after the scream cut short was a one-two punch that got me ROLLING.

[@Lea_Vada]

Me just wondering if F.F was just eating the snow in the background lol

[@ChaseHukill]

YES! That's the sound effects you hear

[@KhamarisKindaCool]

8:27 THIS CAUGHT ME OFF GAURD LMAO

[@toaststroodles2959]

Well I mean, the law never did get em

[@BIBI_DOESSTUFF]

SAME

[@loisrabies8713]

Abbacchio and Rohan bffs for ever!

[@landark7666]

"Fck Jojos, my homie hates Jojos"

[@eud4emonia]

yes

[@itsmefm]

Abbacchio likes everyone except Giorno meanwhile Rohan hates everyone lol

[@dianamarianicolae5530]

​@@itsmefm Everyone expect Koichi

[@KariIzumi1]

The way Jotaro shows up at 8:08 😂🤣😂🤣

[@mynameiskai548]

this is going to be amazing

[@Y0URU53R]

Spoilers: It is indeed amazing.

[@user-mu6ml3ih9j]

No, this os going to be SUUUUUUUUUPEEER

[@KonigsBbg]

Bro anasui’s song is actually so good

[@theonethesequel]

9:38 I feel like this joke is criminally underrated.

[@Allosauru.s]

Love it how Joshu got thrown exactly where he deserves to be

[@Scars-and-roses]

Gyro singing a parody of Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel honestly works,

[@thatbluegamet]

6:14 Gyro’s whole bit was the best part of this including the Valkyrie bit

[@chloemae5618]

Bruno and the Bucci gang just flying in 😂 the car, the role call! Bruno profusely apologising for his insane children 🤣 xx

[@ulilya]

I LOVE THE ENDING!!!!! At the beginning i just wondering where is johnny and gappy, OMG THEY ARE lost!!. I really want to hug johnny:" 17:35

[@purplepapos1460]

I'm so glad we got yasuho she was the best jobro always came in clutch

[@ahopcroft]

14:15, let the mental breakdown begin

[@georgethefriend29]

Gyro's song got me laughing. Was not expecting a 'Dreidal Song' parody.

[@lechops3190]

with using king crimson’s ability i shall predict this will be a golden experience!

[@Lucy_Mask390]

How iggy just attacks polnaref at the hahahahah omg

[@Spider-manIce]

Gyro just having his own song is amazing

[@doclaroc]

SPEEDWAGON BETTER SPIT SOME BARS! (also Narancia, my favorite jojo character.)

[@grevindelacruz9402]

11:43 bro turned into hitler and giving speechs to his fellow soldiers

[@chill_man8205]

my fav parts was (in all honesty): 8:00 anasios whole song this part is also included 8:07 jotaro showing out from no where 8:08 literally one of the perfect cut of the pol pol and iggy 17:08 mista's funny reaction 13:31 this "HE IS THE ENEMY" beat up style 8:24 Brunos 8:49 Rohan's reaction 12:29 i also loved this 12:38 polnareff's brilliant hairstyle 5:52 oh god.. this was also enjoyable 18:26 speedwagon going crazy 14:17 speedwagon also going "I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" 11:44 gyro's whole apperiance song 6:15 obviosly also this 6:42 Jotaros all of the sudden jobro choice, we could just call it fast choice 17:02 this "WHAT!?" 17:04 and who could have forgotten this masterpiece this is the part that was truly lovely 14:16 Ye i know its damn too long, but you cannot blame me nobody could resist this

[@Digiheart400]

Actually Speedwagon starts losing it at 10:52

[@mehlover]

This trilogy is now my new Christmas Carol traditions. Thank y'all for working on this and making my holidays brighter

[@weablotheweeb]

Speedwagon is regretting his life decisions so much

[@diobrando.69]

I love gyro singing dreidel but it’s steel ball and then yelling at Valkyrie for like a minute 😭 everytime I watch this it gets me

[@ericregis3912]

Anasui stoling the song killed me, and them I got ressurrected and killed again when they misunderstood Yasuho

[@Blackdrill]

Mista's "wHaAt" was, mouah, incredible

[@humanhuman884]

4:29 “oh, the French… I retract my statement…”

[@joinme5560]

Holy shit it's actually amazing The characters, the voices, the whole mood

[@nightwatcherking3185]

Best part hands down 6:16

[@AlexBlackfrost]

I hope this Christmas series get as many parts as JoJo. it's become a Christmas tradition for me at this point

[@mrmeg8044]

This year you should do Johoes or the minor antagonists

[@wienerman-pn1em]

Rohan's comment about Polnareff being French is funny

[@0bittah087]

Giorno calling Jonathan father. Something I never knew I wanted to hear

[@travis8643]

I HAVE A LITTLE STEEL BALL I MADE IT OUT OF STEEL I USE THE GOLDEN RATIO TO SPIN IT LIKE A WHEEL H E Y STEEL BALL STEEL BALL STEEL BALL I LOVE IT HOW YOU SPIN~! HEY! STEEL BALL STEEL BALL STEEL BALL YOU KNOW I ALWAYS WIN!

[@tiredkai46]

"Oh God josuke is dating one of my cousins" is hilarious

[@shadowofdimentio4618]

Bruno's 'Oh No' gives me life

[@be4674]

This has made my entire Christmas. Ingenious.

[@MCLegend13]

Next year it’s JoJo Stands, year after is JoJo villain stands and after that JoBro stands.

[@Digiheart400]

10:37 Mista: I've got a gun!

[@THongTRX]

I like how FF just enjoying the snow

[@GhostWithALeaf]

the voices sound so much like the dub it's amazing

[@justsomeonewholikesanime571]

The plots of those Christmas parodies sure do be getting more and more advanced

[@dempstick7]

LETS GOOOOOOOO. THESE ARE THE BEST CHRISTMAS SONGS AROUND.

[@analuzbrukalo471]

The voice for Speedwagon is so good , the interpretation is so cool , specially in the part when he has a breakdown after the Buccarati gang sing without riming and yell to everyone for all the mess and arguing (sorry for my bad writing i only speak spanish)

[@samosamo232]

The guy that said this would happen under the villains version was a GOAT

[@andresdoesyoutube2597]

That freaking Gyro part is now the reason why I love this now

[@jelalejanaabubakar7860]

Speedwagon having an emotional outburst is so damn satisfying.

[@lemonlebowski1397]

Best christmas present. I love Diana's animation, Gyro's song, the voice acting, everything!

[@unknowndumbass954]

Johnny being out in the cold and singing to himself I feel bad he got left out

[@solidskullz5736]

Another Jojo holiday classic, let’s get merry